Thread 715641549

>takes place after the DKC trilogy but before Odyssey

How fucking old are these monkeys?

No one fucking cares retard

>>715641549 (OP)
this reads as and looks so soulless

That's as corny as dropping the game title but this isn't ironic, they could have done much more.

the timeline doesn't matter and nintendo doesn't care
they will reference events that seemingly contradict eachother for fanservice and retards will bend over backwards trying to have it make sense so they can make an epic 3 hour timeline video

is wokey kong DK's kid
not playing this faggot shit

>>715641649
And so fucking aggressive.
>-and don't you forget it!

>>715642019
she's a sassy black woman

>>715641549 (OP)
wow, this one screenshot alone has destroyed any possibility that i'd even PIRATE bananza once we get S2 emulation.
what the fuck was nintendo thinking when writing this?
im guessing the game is littered with dialog exactly like this where the other kongs give vague and poorly written explanations of the franchise's history.

>>715641549 (OP)
I don't particularly care for these renditions of DK, Diddy or Dixie. A little long in the mouth, and rather co co nut shaped.

>>715641629
assblasted snoy

Old enough. Diddy is a teenager by DKR, so they're definitely adults here.
>captcha DXA8NA