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Anonymous No.715659370 >>715660404 >>715661927 >>715662259 >>715662631 >>715662763 >>715663995 >>715664202 >>715665870 >>715671390
Kris
Anonymous No.715659816 >>715660672 >>715663047
CHADly's a lucky guy...
Anonymous No.715660404
>>715659370 (OP)
that ain't kris...
Anonymous No.715660672 >>715662051
>>715659816
Indeed
Anonymous No.715661769
He's at it again.
Anonymous No.715661927 >>715672590
>>715659370 (OP)
WESKER
Anonymous No.715661993 >>715662595 >>715662689 >>715662807 >>715662871 >>715663407 >>715663784 >>715668248 >>715671616 >>715672367
POINT AND LAUGH AT THE JANNY FOLKS! POINT AND LAUGH
Anonymous No.715662051
>>715660672
Kris would make a terrible father to a gamer child, he's a fucking dirty wavecheater.
Anonymous No.715662130 >>715662297 >>715662405
>>715661672
That whole discussion started because you were screeching about Undertale Dess being a red herring in the first place
>>715659383
>B-but that wasn't me!
Then why are you even replying nigger?
Anonymous No.715662259
>>715659370 (OP)
Anonymous No.715662297 >>715662391 >>715662394 >>715662405
>>715662130
Yes that wasn't me.
>Then why are you even replying nigger?
Because the anon made a really annoying post. Of course I'm going to call him out. You then chose to jump in yourself.
Anonymous No.715662385
>upsetting a-non so much by lightly pushing his buttons he goes on a schizo rant with the first person to challenge him
So cute :)
Anonymous No.715662391 >>715662656
>>715662297
it's only annoying to you because you're a red herring retard and felt called out by it
Anonymous No.715662394
>>715662297
Stupid fucking gorilla nigger. Go jack off to more nonsense theories.
Anonymous No.715662405
>>715662130
>>715662297
Please stop fighting, there's enough of deltarune shaped peanits to go around....
Anonymous No.715662429 >>715662490 >>715662498 >>715662739 >>715662959 >>715663863 >>715668659 >>715668760
Threadly reminder to RESPECT the fucking IRREFUTABLE list.
Anonymous No.715662446 >>715662508
holy fuark
Anonymous No.715662447
The family is fighting again...
Anonymous No.715662487 >>715662575
always bet on human dess
Anonymous No.715662490
>>715662429
>list is best ships for Kris
Krusie cannot lose.
Anonymous No.715662498 >>715662584 >>715662627
>>715662429
What's this?
Anonymous No.715662508
>>715662446
YOUR
LONG
Anonymous No.715662575
>>715662487
this is the deltarune equivalent of vinnie vegas (kevin R. nash) always betting on black
Anonymous No.715662584
>>715662498
List from most to least suitable for Kris' BYC
Anonymous No.715662595 >>715667612
>>715661993
Abib is a massive faggot and always has been. I very clearly remember this sort of "cultural zeitgeist" talk when /v/ became /smash/ and shunted every thread worth visiting to /vg/. I'm still mad about the foxhole threads too. That janny is the absolute worst and is complicit in the current ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS BOARD.
Anonymous No.715662627
>>715662498
Gaster's collection of "very interesting" people ordered by the game's code.
Anonymous No.715662631 >>715663002 >>715663231
>>715659370 (OP)
Is he even human? Does anything in the game explicitly say he's human
Anonymous No.715662656
>>715662391
The post I found annoying wasn't even talking about red herrings idiot. It was making the dumbass claim that anyone thinks the knight should be someone completely random.
Anonymous No.715662689 >>715663570
>>715661993
If only the jannie knew we get TRIPLE his salary from Toby Fox himself
Anonymous No.715662703 >>715665070 >>715668759
Ramb.
Anonymous No.715662739 >>715662832
>>715662429
>no Napstablook
Oh, ok.
Anonymous No.715662759
Think Susie will have the galaxy brain idea of just asking Ralsei to go the light world as an thing just to pal around at the fair.
And the reveal he's from Kris' old devil headband.
Anonymous No.715662763
>>715659370 (OP)
>ao oni aka blue demon
>usually depicted as purple

what the fuck is wrong with noprops
Anonymous No.715662807
>>715661993
always pointing
always laughing
Anonymous No.715662832
>>715662739
Vessel letter limit not long enough for his name
If it was NAPSTABLOO it'd work
Anonymous No.715662871
>>715661993
>muh sales
>muh playercount
>how can you like this game? it was a flop, wasn't it!?!?!
>look it's gonna sink any minute now!
average /v/irgin
Anonymous No.715662959
>>715662429
No Dess? Hmmmmm. Are... We Dess?
Anonymous No.715663002 >>715663093 >>715663216
>>715662631
The prophecy declares that one of the heroes is "the cage, with human soul and parts"
Pretty cut and dry
Anonymous No.715663047 >>715663139
>>715659816
trvth nvke...
Anonymous No.715663052 >>715663745
I don't want to talk about board stuff, but just to know, do umamusume threads get deleted too?
They ought to, if jannies applied any logic whatsoever, considering they could be called generals, and asked to move to vg too.
I can guess the answer's no.
Anonymous No.715663093 >>715663316
>>715663002
That might not refer to Kris. Plus it only says the soul is human
Anonymous No.715663139 >>715663853
>>715663047
I'm tempted to do only the first half of the Weird Route just to make sure this idiot dies.
Anonymous No.715663216
>>715663002
That's clearly the Vessel, THOUGH.
Anonymous No.715663231 >>715664251
>>715662631
Could be a funny idea that we all just assumed Kris was human even though no one actually said he was.

But no, the game is absolutely filled with moments where Kris is referred to as a human. Here.

https://hushbugger.github.io/deltarune/text/
Just do a search on the word "human" and see every line that comes up.
Anonymous No.715663316 >>715663397
>>715663093
You wouldn't say that something is just made of "parts" without describing what kind of parts
The cage is made of human parts
Anonymous No.715663397 >>715663524
>>715663316
what if the bird cage Kris throws us in is made of human parts though
Anonymous No.715663407
>>715661993
>Proceeed
>Equip the deltarune thread
Anonymous No.715663524 >>715663632
>>715663397
It'd probably start smelling by now
Anonymous No.715663570
>>715662689
kek'd
Anonymous No.715663632
>>715663524
who's to say it doesn't
Anonymous No.715663745
>>715663052
There's literally an entire containment board for mobile games (intended for Gacha) that the faggot mod pretends doesn't apply if the game has a completely crap "pc port" that's literally the exact same as the mobile app game
Anonymous No.715663784 >>715671353
>>715661993
>steamchartsing a static single player RPG
holy shit how brainrotten can you be
Anonymous No.715663853
>>715663139
He TANKS that.
Anonymous No.715663863 >>715665143 >>715665230
>>715662429
number of letters = power level
Anonymous No.715663929 >>715663995 >>715664047 >>715664073 >>715664107 >>715664757 >>715665330
If we get a third Rude Buster mix will it be called "Rudest Buster" "Yet Ruder Buster" or "Red Buster"
Anonymous No.715663995 >>715664091 >>715664098 >>715664168 >>715664225 >>715664423 >>715664851 >>715664880 >>715665178
>>715659370 (OP)
Generals belong on /vg/

>>>/vg/

Everyone please do your duty and notify the mods as this thread is clearly off-topic.
They can't do everything themselves, so we need to help out.

>>715663929
Kindly go to >>>/vg/ and discuss your Deltarune there. This thread is breaking the rules
Anonymous No.715664047
>>715663929
Not sure about the 3rd mix, but the last remix of it will be named 'Rune Buster'
Anonymous No.715664073
>>715663929
>Yet Ruder Buster
I would love this
Anonymous No.715664091 >>715664194 >>715664314 >>715664745
>>715663995
Anonymous No.715664098 >>715664187 >>715664745
>>715663995
Explain how this is a general first
Anonymous No.715664107
>>715663929
Rudest so the 4th mix will be Rudestest buster
Anonymous No.715664115 >>715665853
I would rather not go to the thread with schizo namefag doxxing, discord wars and cutting tripfags thank you very much
Anonymous No.715664162
What's the point of /v/ if it's not to talk about about video games?
Anonymous No.715664168 >>715664745
>>715663995
>Announcing a report and encouraging others to do the same
>Has the nerve to talk about rules
kek
Anonymous No.715664187
>>715664098
You see we are talking about a game she/her dont like
Anonymous No.715664194
>>715664091
fuck that's good
Anonymous No.715664202 >>715671072
>>715659370 (OP)
To answer that guy's question on the weird route fun events
1. There's a 1/20 chance Ralsei will stare at (You) instead of sleeping when waiting for Susie to finish up with Noelle
2. There's a 3/100 chance in the Jackenstein fight [not sure if it's each turn or battle though] the box flavortext will read "You can imagine Berdly in your head warning you about Grues. Smells like rotting fruit". Susie's eyes in the fight are a Grue reference
Anonymous No.715664225 >>715664745
>>715663995
Anonymous No.715664251
>>715663231
Darn. I thought for sure he was actually a monster. Especially with all the times he acts like a dog
Anonymous No.715664314
>>715664091
My waifus
Anonymous No.715664423 >>715664527 >>715664712 >>715664745
>>715663995
This is not to say threads about specific games cannot be created on /v/
Anonymous No.715664527 >>715664681
>>715664423
That is literally what you're trying to say retard.
I'm sorry you dislike the sole not shit game to come out in the past year and a half.
Anonymous No.715664630 >>715669283
are you ready?
Anonymous No.715664681 >>715664986
>>715664527
I'm not him, I was quoting the rule about general, wich specifies that threads about specific games are allowed, but forgot to add the >
>This is not to say threads about specific games cannot be created on /v/
Anonymous No.715664712 >>715664986
>>715664423
Are you upset about all the gacha threads that aren't on the literal mobile games and gacha containment board? You're not, because you're a fucking faggot who doesn't play video games so you need to hate deltarune because you saw the twink goat and got an erection and that was upsetting to you.

Don't pretend to be some rules obeyer when the only thing you get upset about is organic deltarune threads
Anonymous No.715664730
>got the captcha RK2RK
Clearly this is a hint from the heavens that Rouxls Kaard is the 2nd Roaring Knight
Anonymous No.715664745 >>715664870 >>715664880 >>715664968 >>715665071 >>715665108 >>715665478
>>715664098
I am glad you asked. You seem to be interested in keeping up with the rules.
According to the 6th rule of /v/, it states:
""Generals"β€”long-term, recurring threads about a specific gameβ€”should be posted in /vg/. This is not to say threads about specific games cannot be created on /v/, just that long-term, recurring threads belong in /vg/."

Ahem, sound familiar? (deltarune threads... are long term and recurring!)

I recommend reading through the rule page yourself sometime

>>715664168
Excuse me, but it seems that you've replied to the wrong post. Those quotations of yours seem to not have been in my post. Very interesting if you meant to reply to me. I'd love for you elaborate if that is the case.

>>715664091
>>715664225
>>715664423
Sigh, take it to >>>/vg/
They have a Deltarunner general
Anonymous No.715664757 >>715665285
>>715663929
What about Polite Buster?
Anonymous No.715664781 >>715664886 >>715664940 >>715665285
What kind of fucked up shit do you think we'll get into next chapter?
Anonymous No.715664851 >>715665285
>>715663995
Go back to /vt/, tranny.
Anonymous No.715664858
Just ignore and report, don't bother responding to the bait.
Anonymous No.715664870 >>715665285
>>715664745
You are really good at getting (you)'s I will give you that.
Anonymous No.715664880 >>715665285
>>715663995
>>715664745
>backseat jannying
lmao
couldn't be me
Anonymous No.715664886 >>715665028
>>715664781
literally anything relating to Dess
Anonymous No.715664889 >>715664947 >>715664991
What's his endgame?
Anonymous No.715664940
>>715664781
Anonymous No.715664947
>>715664889
Chapter 7
Anonymous No.715664968 >>715665159 >>715665285
>>715664745
Take it up the ass hall monitor. Fucking Stellar Blade has been getting recurring threads that are just glorified porn dumps for a fucking year straight and I don't see you bawwing there.
Anonymous No.715664986
>>715664712
>>715664681
Anonymous No.715664991
>>715664889
Something ultimately sympathetic that will retroactively justify everything horrible he did
Anonymous No.715665015 >>715665084
I miss green pippin anon
Anonymous No.715665028
>>715664886
What the frisk are they doing in there
Anonymous No.715665049
bae
Anonymous No.715665070 >>715668759
>>715662703
There are no more tears to shed.
Anonymous No.715665071 >>715665159 >>715665285
>>715664745
So Gacha and mobile games posted outside of the dedicated containment board is okay? Don't see you posting this shit there.
Or in the DALL-E threads
Or in the dk loli fap threads
Or in the literal porn threads
Or in the literal bought shill ads?

It's only in organic deltarune threads that you post this shit.

Don't pretend that this is about anything except you just hating this game because you think it's for faggots and you don't even play video games. I'd respect that more than pretending to be a wannabe mod and quoting rules (that we're not breaking) you ignore for things you like.
Anonymous No.715665084 >>715665285
>>715665015
There was a specific anon associated with green pippins? I thought people just used it as a representation of schizotheorizing
Anonymous No.715665104 >>715665285 >>715665657
I love Susie
Anonymous No.715665108
>>715664745
Berdly-dono...you won't be taking any girls (Kris) to the festival with that attitude.....
Anonymous No.715665143 >>715665230
>>715663863
if you look at it as inversely proportional to power level, its surprisingly accurate
Anonymous No.715665159 >>715665235
>>715664968
>>715665071
Why the fuck are you responding to it?
Anonymous No.715665176
Anonymous No.715665178
>>715663995
Reminder jannylovers post /vg/tier garbage constantly.
Anonymous No.715665230
>>715663863
>>715665143
>the diner rabbit lady is secretly hiding god powers
Anonymous No.715665235
>>715665159
Becuase Tenna said it was my turn to feed the trolls, nigger.
Anonymous No.715665262 >>715672714
SchizoCHADs will be redeemed.
Anonymous No.715665285 >>715665372 >>715665456 >>715665654 >>715665713 >>715665789
>>715664757
>>715664781
>>715664851
>>715664870
>>715664880
>>715664968
>>715665071
>>715665104
>>715665084

(I APOLOGISE FOR MASS REPLYING)

I don't mean to repeat myself, but you are still not on /vg/. Maybe you've mass hallucinated another "g" next to the "v" in the url!? I can write simple steps on how to navigate to >>>/vg/ (click on it) if you'd like...?
Anonymous No.715665324 >>715665585 >>715666857
I dont wanna hurt Noelle
Anonymous No.715665330
>>715663929
β€˜Red Buster’ will be the final boss theme.
Anonymous No.715665372
>>715665285
How to I get to the gay section of 4chan?
Anonymous No.715665391 >>715665462 >>715665561 >>715666062
Imagine what horrible things noelle would do if she got ahold of her own mini kris.. haha...
Anonymous No.715665456
>>715665285
I'm going to rape you, Daniel.
Anonymous No.715665462 >>715665975
>>715665391
don't leave him to such a cruel fate anon...
Anonymous No.715665478 >>715665552 >>715665694
>>715664745
Damn that's crazy
Anyways I think Kris is cool and I hope he doesn't sabotage fucking everything in his life
Anonymous No.715665552
>>715665478
>I hope he doesn't sabotage fucking everything in his life
too late
Anonymous No.715665561 >>715665651
>>715665391
>You have to breed with the half-cat half-hamster cat with no head.
Anonymous No.715665585
>>715665324
I do
Anonymous No.715665651 >>715665676
>>715665561
*Half-car
Anonymous No.715665654 >>715665748 >>715665824 >>715666707
>>715665285
You should have a fap and calm down. Here's some soft core dess art, enjoy
Anonymous No.715665657 >>715671496
>>715665104
I love her so much I could [[killed]] her
Anonymous No.715665676
>>715665651
Half truck
Anonymous No.715665694 >>715665869
>>715665478
>Kris is cool
With the way he treats us? Hell no, I hope his mom keeps fucking the skeleton while he has to listen to them every single night.
Anonymous No.715665713
>>715665285
Thank you for bumping the thread!
Anonymous No.715665729
Anonymous No.715665748
>>715665654
what a fucking dessign
Anonymous No.715665774 >>715665874 >>715665894 >>715671081
Kris is NOT cool, he hits me with a puck, beats the shit out of me with a hockey stick and locks me in the cuck cage.
Anonymous No.715665789
>>715665285
Sorry for the misunderstanding, it seems many didn't get what I was saying but you don't have to worry, this thread is not a general, just a thread about Deltarune, wich the rules allow, so you don't have to worry, it's all regular.
Anonymous No.715665824 >>715665924
>>715665654
Dess, you got the tattoo wrong. The Joestar birthmark doesn't go on the side of the arm.
Anonymous No.715665853
>>715664115
Are you talking about /utg/?
Anonymous No.715665869
>>715665694
Kris has an abusive alcoholic mom who can't even be fucked to buy him a single stupid star for his wall because he didn't come out of her decrepit matted fur filled hole. It's not entirely his fault he's such a maladjusted freak
Anonymous No.715665870
>>715659370 (OP)
Kris Dreemurr
Anonymous No.715665874
>>715665774
Pretty based honestly
Anonymous No.715665894 >>715665993
>>715665774
Do you think Ralsei knows how much Kris abuses us?
Anonymous No.715665904
Penumbra Phantasm
Anonymous No.715665918
I want Kris to kiss Asriel
Anonymous No.715665921 >>715666001 >>715666026 >>715666258
The fact that mini Ralsei still follows Kris around even after killing mini Susie in front of him is really interesting
Anonymous No.715665924
>>715665824
Dess is a real Jojo fan, she hasn't read a single chapter
Anonymous No.715665959 >>715666092 >>715666185 >>715666321 >>715666428 >>715666648 >>715671860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05uCUObutNU
Anonymous No.715665975
>>715665462
NO, SHE'S PULLING THE INTERACTIVE BUDDY MENU OUT.
NOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.715665993
>>715665894
He keeps sending us away from him and Kris so they can talk about shit in secret, I'm sure he knows.
Anonymous No.715666001
>>715665921
Sorry mini Kris
Anonymous No.715666026 >>715666171
>>715665921
Does Susie do the same if you kill Ralsei first?
Anonymous No.715666045 >>715666112
I ain't saving any Dess picture until her canon design shows up
Anonymous No.715666062
>>715665391
She'd give him pic related and then get into her favorite chair.
Anonymous No.715666092
>>715665959
holy fuck
Anonymous No.715666112
>>715666045
And shes human
Anonymous No.715666171 >>715666282
>>715666026
I'm not sure actually. Is it possible to kill mini Ralsei and spare mini Susie? Especially since mini Susie is anyways right behind you
Anonymous No.715666185
>>715665959
I have all the ones he did saved. They are so FUCKING GOOD I fucking love Takanaka so much so this was a perfect blend of my interests.
Anonymous No.715666258
>>715665921
they're mindless pixels on the screen
only mini kris, the mantle and mini tenna actually matter
and the reveal of the mini tenna being aware and separate from tenna proper got cut when board 3 did
Anonymous No.715666282
>>715666171
Pretty sure you can do it in a way you can only kill Ralsei.
Anonymous No.715666321
>>715665959
Here's the other one he did. So FUCKING good

https://youtu.be/gjEOxMWdZtA?si=aQxo5j_65O47i5VC&utm_source=ZTQxO
Anonymous No.715666336 >>715666384 >>715666973 >>715667110
FRIEND grew up in Noelle's cat petterz game, where she'd punish and torture the other pets for falling in love to prevent them from breeding an incompatible pet.
It learned to equate love to violence.
That's why LOVE is Level of Violence.
Anonymous No.715666384
>>715666336
So when you stab it and it gives you candy.. that's just it recognizing affection, huh?
Anonymous No.715666428 >>715667378
>>715665959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwZT9HvH8T8
Anonymous No.715666648
>>715665959
He's skydiving straight to YOUR house!
Anonymous No.715666707
>>715665654
Excuse me pardon my wondrous lady, but your pheremones have got me goin'! A waft of your pubic aroma has excited my synapses and I just gotta ask... Do the carpets match the drapes?! Haha, just kidding. They obviously do.. Sex?
Anonymous No.715666731 >>715666869
Where can I find lore about Noelle's game and the fucked up stuff she has done? Is that on the weird route, or something else?
Anonymous No.715666857 >>715667695
>>715665324
But Noelle wants you to hurt her. Are you really so heartless as to deny her the joy of pain?
Anonymous No.715666867
I
CAN MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING
AND WITH THAT I AM FREE
NOBODY CAN STOP ME
MY WORLD IS FULL OF GLEE
MY CAR AND I WILL BE
HERE FOR ETERNITY
FOREVER UNENDING
*hummer merges*
Anonymous No.715666869 >>715667025 >>715667063 >>715667471 >>715668080
>>715666731
>deltarune.com/catpetterz
>deltarune.com/egg
>deltarune.com/bluecircle
>deltarune.com/rain
It was part of an "ARG" Toby did (originally 2022, he added a few more pages a month before Chapter 3-4 came out) on the Deltarune website during the Spamton Sweepstakes event
Anonymous No.715666973 >>715669173
>>715666336
FRIEND is not important enough to be the origin of LOVE.
Anonymous No.715667025 >>715667335 >>715667337 >>715667474
>>715666869
It's kind of weird if backstory is locked behind a website promotion... is Robert Foxington going to explain this in the actual game?
Anonymous No.715667063
>>715666869
Oh ok. External stuff. I actually never went into the website before. Thanks
Anonymous No.715667110 >>715667701
>>715666336
I look forward to forcing Noelle to clean up her own mess later.
Anonymous No.715667174 >>715667530
More music shilling, this is the real version of raise your bat imo

https://youtu.be/q0Y599xm_Gc?si=Wh9GMOzTPXBuIUQU&utm_source=ZTQxO
Anonymous No.715667335
>>715667025
Noelle did mention having headless glitched cats in Cat Petterz in Chapter 4, so maybe?
Anonymous No.715667337
>>715667025
That would suck actually, the ARG is part of the cross-media uniqueness
Anonymous No.715667378
>>715666428
>Ralsei has hair when he is a rockstar
>Ralsei does not normally have hair
Ralsei is fucking BALD.
Anonymous No.715667471
>>715666869
Huh. I was reading those now. I assume the prank caller was Kris? So Kris and Berdley canonically play minecraft together? Also who was sports? Jockington?
Anonymous No.715667474
>>715667025
We'll probably get the gist in game with the finer details kept on the arg.
Anonymous No.715667530 >>715667643
>>715667174
better than I expected honestly
Anonymous No.715667612
>>715662595
i remember when ace attorney online threads cropped up as the fotm and ABIB banished them to /vg/ where they were too slow and died from lack of new players
and when SCP secret lab threads were fotm and got banished to /v/ where they were too slow and died from lack of new players
and so on and so forth. newfags unironically dont understand that ABIB only allows threads he personally likes or is neutral towards on the board and completely disregards rules if he doesnt personally care. hence why twitter screencap threads, literal porn dumps, AI slop generals and shartroon raids can hit the bump limit multiple times. he unironically hates video game discussion if its a game that he personally doesnt like
Anonymous No.715667643 >>715668827
>>715667530
That's a cute Dess.
Anonymous No.715667695 >>715667839 >>715668013
>>715666857
Anonymous No.715667701
>>715667110
EQWIP
Anonymous No.715667809 >>715667865 >>715668098 >>715668201 >>715668641
I don't trust Toby saying the sweepstakes blog isn't canon for one second.
>noelle asking "Can we keep it?" to the pipis item when the sweepstakes talked about her keeping a pipis as a pet in cat petterz
>noelle mentioning having glitched cats and modding cat petterz in chapter 4
>noelle describing battat and jongler in /rain/
>everything about FRIEND
Anonymous No.715667839
>>715667695
>Kris, you tool
Fucking kek that got me
Anonymous No.715667865
>>715667809
its just in case he needs to tone down the newest girl blog because people were taking it too far (as usual)
Anonymous No.715668013 >>715668101
>>715667695
Lmao based
Anonymous No.715668079
Ok, present your evidence for why the knight is dess then
Anonymous No.715668080
>>715666869
fucking FRIEND jumpscare actually got me god damn it
Anonymous No.715668098 >>715668641
>>715667809
I think what he meant by that was that the "Spamton Sweepstakes" itself was not canon, which, obvious. But not the arg stuff hidden inside it, because, like, why even put that in there if it doesn't mean anything.
He might also just be lying.
Anonymous No.715668101
>>715668013
Anonymous No.715668162 >>715668321 >>715668717 >>715668796 >>715668994 >>715669143 >>715669639
I hope Asriel doesn't turn out to be a submissive, twinky, softboi faggot like you all are expecting him to and instead is a dominant and confident chad.
Anonymous No.715668170 >>715668293 >>715668348 >>715668705 >>715669376
Who do you think the final boss will be?
Anonymous No.715668201
>>715667809
It's not canon because, like you said, Toby is actually putting the relevant content on the game.
Anonymous No.715668248
>>715661993
for that guy's sake i'm just gonna hope he was baiting and he isn't actually that retarded.
Anonymous No.715668293
>>715668170
GIGA NIGGA TITAN
Anonymous No.715668321 >>715668780
>>715668162
>*the monkey paw curls*
Anonymous No.715668348 >>715668446
>>715668170
One of these two fucking things
Anonymous No.715668446
>>715668348
>Dragon
Susie
>Angel
Noelle
Anonymous No.715668475
Anonymous No.715668523
https://youtu.be/u4Gl4y9kcP8
"Haha Sunny, you murdered your sister."
Anonymous No.715668550 >>715668606
Friend looks like the Endogeny because they are both the result of a fuckton of animals being forced into a blender
Anonymous No.715668606
>>715668550
So Noelle actually is Deltarune's narrative Alphys equivalent, huh
Anonymous No.715668641
>>715668098
https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/release-time/
>I only consider anything in the game itself to be "canon", so there is nothing critically important on there... but looking around the site itself sure is a lot of fun!
>>715667809
I don't think he's saying the bulk of the website stuff can't be reinforced by the gam. But I think more than anything else he's covering his ass on one or two things that might be a bit questionable. Like how the Mantle game you play in Chapter 3 is actually the same game Noelle describes playing in her blog.
Anonymous No.715668659
>>715662429
If this list is real I'm going to kill toby fox irl
Anonymous No.715668705
>>715668170
Normal: Dess.
Shadow: Asriel.
Weirdroute: Kris
Anonymous No.715668717 >>715671858
>>715668162
I hope he looks like this. His personality should be a mix of toriel and asgores like his name implies.
Anonymous No.715668756 >>715669282
Asriel is ALSO human
Anonymous No.715668759
>>715662703
>>715665070
>Ramb returns as the secret boss for beating everything in the Dojo
>He found Kris's headband while FRIEND had him in the depths
>FRIEND also told him about the possession
>And stuck a fork into his face lol
>Now he's on fire, has a fork tail and headband-scythe
>And he's going to fucking kill the soul to try and save kris
Anonymous No.715668760
>>715662429
Reminder that Gerson was only important as a Darkner and Gaster never acknowledges any Darkner names, so Dead Lightner Gerson (who you never actually see) being low doesn't deboonk this
Anonymous No.715668780 >>715668906
>>715668321
There's the other dogshit theory that directly contradicts everything in the game and would only serve to be an EPIC twist that impresses only the dumbest niggers.
Anonymous No.715668796 >>715669239
>>715668162
He'll be a anime harem protagonist.
Anonymous No.715668827 >>715668886
>>715667643
I have no clue what color horns I prefer on her
Anonymous No.715668886 >>715669189
>>715668827
I wonder why no one does neon green, to go with her room.
Anonymous No.715668906
>>715668780
It's just jokes bruv, no need to get your panties in a twist
Anonymous No.715668969
Anonymous No.715668994 >>715669018 >>715669023 >>715669210 >>715669313
>>715668162
>quiet
>religious ska
>that letter to catty
>pizza stank
i would not get your hopes up
Anonymous No.715669018
>>715668994
He also cried to Father Alvin about "dropping the green lizard in the pit"
Anonymous No.715669023
>>715668994
College will break him. He will either return a man or not at all.
Anonymous No.715669117
>there is now Carol/Tenna shipping
Anonymous No.715669136
No there isn't.
Anonymous No.715669143
>>715668162
He will look like his hyperdeath version but 10% less gay.
Anonymous No.715669165 >>715669269 >>715670781
Who was your favorite Tenna?
Anonymous No.715669173
>>715666973
I don't know, I like the theory that it's been around since undertale
Anonymous No.715669175
I really hope Deltarune ends with Kris meeting Asriel's new girlfriend Chara. Followed by them looking at the camera and going "Here we go again."
Anonymous No.715669189
>>715668886
it's either blue like Carol, brown like Rudy/Noelle, Black (as the knight), or..... where the fuck did artists get red from actually?
Anonymous No.715669207 >>715669680 >>715672285
I have a crazy theory. After you beat the game, you have to play through it again with your vessel. A vessel that doesn't disobey you. A vessel that doesn't have agency. You want to see what's in Asriel's room in the Queen's Castle, you can. You want to read the bulletin board about Asgore, you can. Like a new game plus
Anonymous No.715669210 >>715669309
>>715668994
>that letter to catty
Hey, it worked! And where do you think Kris learned to flirt so well, if not by watching his brother?
Anonymous No.715669239
>>715668796
This. He already has his own harem.
Anonymous No.715669269
>>715669165
this one fit perfectly with king and queens design motifs
Anonymous No.715669282 >>715669663
>>715668756
>asriel is frisk
Anonymous No.715669283
>>715664630
I'm ready for him to find joy again in killing kids
Anonymous No.715669309
>>715669210
He never gave it to her though, it's still in his pocket
Anonymous No.715669313
>>715668994
man pulled the baddest bitch in town and two other girls after she went missing with that pizza stank
chicks love it
why do you think burgerpants started working at ice-e's?
Anonymous No.715669376 >>715669542
>>715668170
Normal route? 100% Angel-mode Noelle
Weird Route? Kris.
Anonymous No.715669542 >>715669823
>>715669376
>(You) make Noelle your new vessel
>convince Susie to kill evil Kris the rapist
>end up kissing her in Noelle's body
SnowKEK route confirmed.
Anonymous No.715669565 >>715669717 >>715669869 >>715672203
Does anything happen if you call this number?
Anonymous No.715669639
>>715668162
Toby Fox made an adult Asriel design 10 years ago
Anonymous No.715669648
Anonymous No.715669663 >>715669971
>>715669282
Goat Frisky...
Anonymous No.715669673 >>715669756 >>715669778 >>715669817 >>715672112
Anonymous No.715669680
>>715669207
That would be awesome, but my money is on there being time loops where something is different each time. For example, we were clearly not supposed to bring susie along, perhaps next loop we get Noelle instead.
Anonymous No.715669717
>>715669565
It just plays the wrong number song from undertale.
Anonymous No.715669756
>>715669673
Kris is a nigger... look he's a nigger...
Anonymous No.715669778
>>715669673
Why is kris a brotha
Anonymous No.715669817 >>715669929 >>715670028
>>715669673
Kinda funny how everyone draws Susie fat as hell when in Canon she probably doesn't get many meals
Anonymous No.715669823
>>715669542
The ultimate NTR…
Anonymous No.715669869
>>715669565
I tried, now I'm going to festival with Berdly.
Anonymous No.715669889 >>715669913 >>715669972 >>715669973 >>715670039 >>715670087
The way Noelle writes on her blog fills me with a seething rage.
Anonymous No.715669901 >>715670272
Anonymous No.715669913
>>715669889
Anonymous No.715669929 >>715672198 >>715672627
>>715669817
Anonymous No.715669971
>>715669663
Goat Krissy...
Anonymous No.715669972
>>715669889
Why? If anything it makes her all the cuter to me.
Anonymous No.715669973
>>715669889
Anonymous No.715670028 >>715670172 >>715670265 >>715670771 >>715672397
>>715669817
real knowers are aware that susie is a lanklet and kris probably has a little bit of a gut due to the high sugar intake
Anonymous No.715670039
>>715669889
She writes like a gaiafag
Anonymous No.715670087
>>715669889
Honestly, it's not even the worst by the standards of time period he is trying to evoke. YoU HaVeNt eVeN SeEn TrUe HoRoRrS ^_^, at least she isn't writing in lime green comic sans.
Anonymous No.715670172
>>715670028
Kris has had nothing to eat but chocolate and pie for three+ days (the food from the Dark World doesn't count)
Anonymous No.715670261
Has anyone tried to make a FRIEND in Catz yet?
Anonymous No.715670265 >>715670594
>>715670028
Actually all the sugar goes to Kris’s ass and thighs (I’ve checked)
Anonymous No.715670272
>>715669901
>dark gray - autistic
>black - 1% more autistic
Anonymous No.715670317
who has stronger genes? Dreemurr or Holiday?
Anonymous No.715670389 >>715670436 >>715670530 >>715670657
Anonymous No.715670427 >>715670638
Anonymous No.715670436
>>715670389
>still war-
hmm
Anonymous No.715670448
Anonymous No.715670479 >>715670501 >>715670719
Would you a Gaster, /v/?
Anonymous No.715670501
>>715670479
nnnnnnyo
Anonymous No.715670530
>>715670389
Damn, Noelle's putting on the pounds, she needs to go on a diet
Anonymous No.715670557 >>715670617 >>715670796
Drunk. Lightly fondling each other. Slurring words as they whisper sweet nothings into each other ears. Spilling wine all over their bodies. Shower sex. Coral being the pillow princess.
Anonymous No.715670585
true
Anonymous No.715670594 >>715672674
>>715670265
what about her chest?
Anonymous No.715670617 >>715670870
>>715670557
It's a MONSTER MILF PARTY
Anonymous No.715670638
>>715670427
CHADna DID this
Anonymous No.715670657 >>715670740
>>715670389
>that slight dip around Kris’s navel)
Anonymous No.715670719 >>715670956
>>715670479
i'd show gaster my porn stash and he'd say 'woah furry'
Anonymous No.715670727
Anonymous No.715670740 >>715670786
>>715670657
Kris...
Anonymous No.715670771
>>715670028
Kris strikes me as the skinny fat diabetic kind of guy.
Anonymous No.715670778
Anonymous No.715670781
>>715669165
Props to the one who predicted he'd have an even longer Spamton nose
Anonymous No.715670786
>>715670740
fuuuuuuuuuuuark
anon you can't just post blueberry without warning!!!
Anonymous No.715670796 >>715670867
>>715670557
Leave Carol out of your degenerate fantasies, she is a good family woman and a faithful wife.
Anonymous No.715670805
Asriel rape
Anonymous No.715670867
>>715670796
>Obsessed with heart shape objects

Anon...
Anonymous No.715670870
>>715670617
Queen is a darkner, not a monster
Anonymous No.715670896
Anonymous No.715670956
>>715670719
No, he'd say
>VERY
>VERY
>INTERESTING...
Anonymous No.715670963
Anonymous No.715670981 >>715671184
Anonymous No.715670987
Anonymous No.715671025
It's hotte outeth
Anonymous No.715671072
>>715664202
Oh ok thanks. That's interesting. I find it fascinating people can find this kind of thing
Anonymous No.715671081
>>715665774
you love it slut
Anonymous No.715671171 >>715671293 >>715671715
>add funny and sometimes important stuff to game that requires prior knowledge or incredible luck to find
>results in the possibility of "playing the game wrong" and/or replaying to get the full experience
>manifests as people not fully appreciating the game or people backseating other people play it
Do you think this is a legitimate criticism of Tobium's game design?
Anonymous No.715671173 >>715671317 >>715671440
Is Tenna's new owner taking good care of him?
Anonymous No.715671184
>>715670981
I have an inexplicable urge to run them over with my truck.
Anonymous No.715671293
>>715671171
Well, the game does say that it is an intended experience for people who have already completed undertale. That aside, I don't think there's any major secret content that you can miss out that would seriously change the game too much. One ending, remember?
Anonymous No.715671317 >>715671410
>>715671173
Mettaton is watching porn on Tenna and there's nobody to save him
Anonymous No.715671353 >>715671614
>>715663784
Weren't people doing this with e33? Both had vastly different receptions, that indian outsourced software had 20 threads daily during the month it released
Anonymous No.715671390
>>715659370 (OP)
KRIS
CHANDLER
Anonymous No.715671392 >>715671570 >>715671669 >>715672201
So there's 2 types of monsters. Regular, and Boss monsters. Are Boss monsters a genetic mutation, or are they forged through years of dedication and fighting? What determines who is and isn't a Boss monster? Isn't that also Classist? All monsters are equal. Some monsters are more equal than others
Anonymous No.715671410 >>715671584 >>715671802
>>715671317
Tenna was always a pervert but was held back by Toriel's parental controls.
Anonymous No.715671440
>>715671173
I really hope so.
Anonymous No.715671496 >>715671546 >>715671720
>>715665657
No one cares about your forced animation mp4
Anonymous No.715671546 >>715671861 >>715671997 >>715672154 >>715672369
>>715671496
don't care nigga krusie 4ever
Anonymous No.715671570 >>715671758
>>715671392
boss monsters/ is that a type of darkner?
Anonymous No.715671584
>>715671410
>tenna tells us dess was the one who let kris watch things toriel disallowed
>the parental lock code is 1225
>because december holiday was the one bypassing toriel's restrictions for kris
Anonymous No.715671614
>>715671353
Judging E33's current status from its steamcharts would be equally unfair.
Anonymous No.715671616
>>715661993
UH OH
Anonymous No.715671669 >>715671870
>>715671392
Undertale states boss monsters are a *species" so it's probably genetic.
The third boss monster we encounter in Undertale is the offspring of two boss monsters which also strengthens the genetic argument.
Anonymous No.715671715
>>715671171
Nah. The secrets and little hidden details are there for those that stumble upon them or are replaying the game so they have a new experience. It adds value to each player's playthrough where one person may go back with Susie to eat the moss in Chapter 2, another will miss Spamton but see the alternative secret scene with Tenna, and another will only find an egg in Chapter 4, leading them to maybe want to replay to find the rest.

I'm always of the mind that missing things in games adds to the experience, so long as it's not something that actually takes away from your understanding of the narrative/ability to do larger parts of the content. I fully believe that Deltarune can be enjoyed (at least up to the current chapters available) without finding every secret. I've seen people miss super bosses, key dialogue (I missed Carol's dialogue since I fucked around and turned on the santa things), and other bits but still have a blast. There hasn't been a secret thus far that I feel, if missed, would lessen my experience with the game/story.

As for the backseating and obsession with diehard fans pushing people to see everything, I never blame a creator for the fanbase. That's always going to be ass and you will always have those people for every game. I wish that part of the fanbase would shut the fuck up sometimes, but what can you do.
Anonymous No.715671720 >>715671747 >>715671807 >>715671839
>>715671496
That scene and the animation are both kino. Go back to a uuuuh Zelda thread or something
Anonymous No.715671747 >>715671808 >>715671867 >>715672160
>>715671720
NTA but that animation was pretty cringe.
Anonymous No.715671758 >>715671853
>>715671570
It was in the original Undertale, and presumably Deltarune. They're apparently special. Asgore is described as a boss monster in Undertale. I think they also only age when their offspring starts growing
Anonymous No.715671802
>>715671410
Least he'll understand the pleasure of alligators in bikinis soon enough
Anonymous No.715671807
>>715671720
>no Lancer exploding my kneecaps
unbased
Anonymous No.715671808
>>715671747
nah
Anonymous No.715671834
I like to imagine boss monsters are the result of a human father and a monster mother
It explains why their souls have the persisting property of human souls
So at some point up Toriel and Asgore's family trees, you'd have a regular furry goat woman (no special SOUL) and some human dude on each side
Anonymous No.715671839 >>715672193
>>715671720
NTA but the best part of that animation is my nigga minikris
Anonymous No.715671853
>>715671758
>presumably Deltarune
You shouldn't presume anything. Boss monsters were instrumental to the story of Undertale, but play no role so far in Deltarune, so you shouldn't assume that concept carried over.
Anonymous No.715671858
>>715668717
this is hands down my favorite interpretation of asriel. he looks 100 times more "real" like this than as some ethereal twink. it's like i met him before. this same artist had a drawing of dess which also felt realer than most other fan art because she looked like she smelled like cigarettes or something.
Anonymous No.715671860
>>715665959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4c0gK3JwWY
I listen to this shit all the time desu
Anonymous No.715671861 >>715671917
>>715671546
love krusie but that one animation is so corny
Anonymous No.715671867 >>715671940 >>715672231
>>715671747
>NTA but that animation was pretty cringe.
This might not be the game for you
Anonymous No.715671870 >>715671945
>>715671669
Third boss monster?
Anonymous No.715671917 >>715672001
>>715671861
YOU are corny.
Anonymous No.715671940
>>715671867
anon proudly shows his thinking hat, he scored 20/20 in the media literacy test
Anonymous No.715671945
>>715671870
Toriel, Asgore, Asriel.
Anonymous No.715671958
Anonymous No.715671997 >>715672196 >>715672450
>>715671546
I find it funny that people take Suselle as a given when you have a scene like this that unambiguously teases a Krusie kiss.
I also cannot fathom the emotional whiplash Kris had. Saving Susies life, to thinking she's gonna smooch you, to getting a facefull of hair in a matter of seconds.
Anonymous No.715672001 >>715672126
>>715671917
Thankfully I'm not alone thinking it's pretty cringe, stick to posting cute art instead, I keep seeing you posting that same mp4 every time
Anonymous No.715672107 >>715672179
>ai sloppa generating images of dess in a skintight black suit

it begins
Anonymous No.715672112
>>715669673
cute nigger
Anonymous No.715672120
I want more catti
Anonymous No.715672126
>>715672001
Wasn't even the one who posted the animation, I just really like it. Though I guess people post it too much.
Anonymous No.715672154
>>715671546
Anonymous No.715672160
>>715671747
You can go with him, not gonna stop you
Anonymous No.715672179
>>715672107
Why does her expression look like the angry Dr. Mario?
Anonymous No.715672193 >>715672270
>>715671839
I wish we could have kept him. He'd make for a much better vessel.
Anonymous No.715672196 >>715672265
>>715671997
>unambiguously teases a Krusie kiss
And can be immediately followed by indirect kiss too.
Anonymous No.715672198
>>715669929
>skinny neetbod
kino
Anonymous No.715672201
>>715671392
Distant human ancestry.
Anonymous No.715672203
>>715669565
it's randomized
Anonymous No.715672231
>>715671867
Pretty sure it is, considering Deltarune literally doesn't write Susie and Kris's relationship that way.

Deltarune has plenty of irony in it. Just because it happily plays some emotional parts straight doesn't mean it doesn't also take the piss as well.
Anonymous No.715672265
>>715672196
Exactly, it's the most shoujo romance thing in the world.
Anonymous No.715672270
>>715672193
damn that's a good one
Anonymous No.715672285 >>715672410
>>715669207
That would be fucking sick but also require gigantic changes to the story of every chapter. I think what's likely going to happen is once we have the vessel we can go looking for answers and thats what the main focus of the light world segment of Chapter 6 is going to be
Anonymous No.715672367
>>715661993
>that game isn't popular enough so stop talking about it
man what
Anonymous No.715672369
>>715671546
Big Susie...
Anonymous No.715672397
>>715670028
I'm pretty sure for Kris toby is going for the "baggy shirt twink" thing which has the side effect of being misinterpretable as obesity
Anonymous No.715672410
>>715672285
im banking on this now
Anonymous No.715672450 >>715672762
>>715671997
>I find it funny that people take Suselle as a given when you have a scene like this that unambiguously teases a Krusie kiss.

As much as I despise Suselle, you gotta be real here anon. We're looking at a secret scene that only happens if you wait and control the mini-Kris during dialogue (something that hadn't ever been a mechanic before), in a secret area requiring multiple steps to get to. Compare that to multiple 5-10 minute long scenes between Susie and Noelle building up their relationship, including the ferris wheel and the sequence in Noelle's home, alongside the fact that Susie outright says she's taking her to the festival.

We can talk for days about how Susie only did that platonically, how she did it to piss off Carol, how she sees Noelle as someone that just deserves encouragement, all of that. But it's still, by far, one of the most pushed relationships in the game thus far.

Still a trash pairing, but yeah.
Anonymous No.715672590
>>715661927
ADA!!
Anonymous No.715672607
Ok fine, I'll post Krusie.
Anonymous No.715672627
>>715669929
Anonymous No.715672674
>>715670594
doesn't seem very comfortable
Anonymous No.715672714
>>715665262
TRVTHNVKE
Anonymous No.715672727
Krusie threads are better than Kriselle threads. I said it.
Anonymous No.715672762
>>715672450
Anon in an earlier friend pointed out something interesting. That Susie taking "Love finds its way to the girl" as meaning she'll end up in a romantic relation and her being hellbent on preventing the prophecy means she might actually actively push Noelle's possible advances away for fear that it's following the prophecy's predictions.
Anonymous No.715672764
Anonymous No.715672765
>Kris thread
MUH DESS