Thread 715712979

You will own games


And be happy

>>715712979 (OP)
>Games stop getting killed
>Games begin to age
>Games begin to grow mold
Wait a minute

KNEEL

>>715712979 (OP)
death to microtransactions
death to pay-to-win DLC
death to pay-to-win in it's totality
death to gacha
death to releasing unfinished games

>>715713205
>Nintendo can brick your switch 2 because of X
Honestly kind of impressive how utterly brazen they are with the thing.

NOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME HAVE RIGHTS

bump

>>715712979 (OP)
it'll be funny if this backfires and all online games become a subscription model to avoid complying with this law

>>715713487
Hmm. 5 minutes making a server hosting button or completely changing the business model of the gaming industry. I wonder which is easier

>>715713205
God damn. Europe needs to recolonize the US.

>>715712979 (OP)
>>715713674
>/v/ simping for the EU
dumbasses

>>715713487
You mean I don't have to play with thirdies anymore? I was already for this, anon, you don't have to sell it to me any more.

I don't understand the mold references.

>>715713771
This. I'm happy Nintendo is allowed to bric my console :)

>>715713968
His house had some mold problems for a while and it became a meme. Someone else could explain this better and in more detail tho.

>>715714190
>nooo i must buy nutendo ahhh save me government

>>715714214
That's all I need to know, thanks man

>>715713968
Look up ALL VIDEOS ON HOLD

>>715713968
>I don't understand the mold references.
eceleb nonsense

>>715713968
His old Internet name was Maldavius Figtree

>>715714672
That's his rival, the blizzard furry

>>715713553
>I wonder which is easier
Oh you sweet summer child, how many times does a video game company showing they'd rather to the convulted method of approach literally no one likes instead of the easiest way/healiest way to conduct said method, is it gonna take for you to understand the dangers you keep inviting them to do when you give them the slightest ounce of trust.

>>715714907
He defeated that man. His rival is Ubisoft now

Maldavius will fire his Twitch jannies and be miserable. Looking forward to it.
And then we'll get the Samanthor arc

>>715713968
he was hanging up all his wet clothes in his living room in the winter in poland and wondered why his apartment was going moldy

>>715716098
Is he really suggesting that he won't be able to pay his employees without planned obsolescence?

>>715716098
>I have made poor financial decisions and now I shall use my employees as a shield as my own bad attitude jeopardizes my ability to keep them employed
What a guy.

>Trusting the EU
lol
lmao even

Always-Online will be illegal in your lifetime.

>>715716098
I was ignoring him but now that I know I can punish him for attacking the great merciful Vidya, I will.
Fuck this piece of shit. He deserves to be homeless and broke for what he has done. He's a scammer and deserves a scammer's fate.

YOU HEAR ME, FAGGOT?
I'M COMING FOR YOUR INCOME BECAUSE YOU CAME FOR MINE

>>715716098
>guys... i... i might have to get a j-j-job!
why is every single content creator like this

>>715713205
Most likely they still can brick the console in the EU they just aren't being explicit about it. That article doesn't even link the EU EULA so it's probably bullshitting.

>>715716932
No he's talking about the flak he's getting online for being a screeching retard who can never defuse a situation because his ego won't let him.
He's lost like 50k followers on Twitch and almost 200k subscribers on Youtube. He banned over 1900 people in ONE DAY recently. He is spiralling, but as always it can never be because of his own behavior, everyone else has just been misled about the situation of course

>>715716098
>he has to get a real job
Oh no
Anyway

Fav game dungeon videos? I slept to that playlist yesterday

>>715720872
>>715717817
Reminder he quit his job to stream Heartbound development

>>715717141
Yes, I'd rather trust the EU than Niggerland. Death to corporations.

>>715721892
God can you imagine what an insufferable cunt he'd be among his colleagues?

>>715721737
The Deus Ex review trilogy is great. Same with Helious. I hate how people mischaracterize this movement as some sudden rush to fuck over developers when Ross has literally been talking about forced obsolescence and shutdowns since the mid 2010s.

>>715713487
To be fair CEOs and MBAs are nothing if not petty. They see something simple and easy but then notice it benefits the consumer and start to get suspicious. They'll opt for stupid convoluted shit all the time just to look like they're doing something

>>715717204
No... You can't give me hope...

>>715716098
>Using his ferret fetish as a defense
lol

>>715722034
>I'd rather trust the EU than the EU

>>715722287
I think there's a reason he's spent his entire life playing MMORPGs.
And note that he's been kicked out of every online community he's ever been in because he's so insufferable.
>He was so bad in Second Life that the people he wronged publicly exposed his bullshit DECADES before he even became famous
>He started a guild war against a smaller guild in Ashes of Creation and tried to get them all banned for harassing him, and then got absolutely stomped because he's shit at videogames
>He got kicked from his WoW guild not because of the drama but for his bullying of a new player and how he treated people AFTER the raid wipe
Every community that encounters this guy winds up hating him, and he seriously thinks people just irrationally form hate mobs against him for no reason

Imagine the smell

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware

>>715722731
I seriously don't see how a ferret furry is legally allowed to own ferrets.
Like #NotAllFurries okay? But I wouldn't trust someone with a consensual non consent kink to run a charity for rape victims right?

>>715724826
#MostFurries

>>715724743
He literally has a short that either in the title or thumbnail says something like "ferret stank"

>>715724650
Oh I fucking forgot, he was kicked out of EVE Online too

>>715724743
>fursona is a ferret
>has gay furry ERP where he talks about how much he likes knots
he should not be allowed to own animals

>>715712979 (OP)
>Grrrr, I hate the government, they want to kill and enslave us all while abusing power
>Pwease daddy government, save our video games we consent to giving you more power to do so

>>715724743
What does he exactly mean by "rescue"? Is he working as animal control, or does he catch ferrets in the wild no strings attached.

>>715725657
Ferrets do not have knots, don't ask me how I know. What I can say is that apparently ferret dicks look suspiciously like a terracotta gnome he once owned with mysterious brown stains.

>>715725740
How is it giving the government more power? They already regulate consumer contracts, the current laws just aren't in favor of the consumer.
Why do you seem to think the government only acts when people ask it to? They could be fucking over citizens at any moment right? It's not like they need permission.
Why do you only complain about government when it's consumers demanding laws that benefit them but not corporations?

>>715726280
>Asking the government for help and to do something isn't giving them more power!
>You can fully trust they wont abuse you, as long as it comes to shitty ubisoft games!
You people really are pathetic.

>>715712979 (OP)
But this ain't about ownership

>>715725982
I'm assuming it's like every other animal rescue, in that it's a glorified zoo that exists to house animals that wouldn't be able to live in the wild due to injuries, disease, or being abandoned when young. Some operate on picking up pets that the owners give up for whatever reason, and effectively operate the same way.

>>715712979 (OP)
>Europeans needed an American to remind them they have rights
Grim

>>715725740
Kill yourself so it'll spare us from any further disingenuous arguments.

>>715713205
>kneel to commie bullshit
no

>>715726759
>He thinks EU citizens have any rights
lol. lmao.

>>715726939
>Still can't prove me wrong
What are you going to do, ask daddy government to ban hammer me then get pissy when that same ban hammer hits you in three years and blame everyone else for it?

>>715727364
Euros have more rights than Americans.

>>715726496
You are a corpo bootlicker.

>>715727480
>Euros have more rights than Americans
Go ahead and test it.

>>715728297
Amazing argument. You lost.

>>715726496
>>Asking the government for help and to do something isn't giving them more power!
Yeah, it isn't if they already do the thing you're asking them to do.
>>You can fully trust they wont abuse you
Why would they need my permission to abuse me. Explain this to me. Is it some sort of genie wish? Does government just not do anything until asked and then they try to trick you? Because I'm pretty sure government actually does shit all the time whether or not you ask them to. I don't know why you're acting like they need an excuse.
Well- actually I do know. It's cos you're a really shitty concern troll who has nothing but "this might turn out bad in unexpected ways!!!!!" to shill against SKG purely because it's popular and your mommy/daddy issues compel you to be a contrarian.

>>715725740
>forcing game companies to admit that their games are temporary services is tyranny

>>715713087
That reminds me of the Cancerverse from Marvel comics, a universe where lovecraftian entities killed the personification of death, leaving it in a state of ever growing, decaying yet undying life.
No commentary here, I just think it's a real neat concept.

>>715716098
I still don't get it. Why the fuck are there supposedly ferrets in need of rescuing?

>Amerimutts complaining again
The McDonalds coffee incident.

>>715717141
>pic
Have you actually read that study, by the way?
The study ended with inconclusive results that were deemed conjecture by its own researchers.
Essentially the EU didn't suppress anything. They just discarded a failed study and didn't fund further research into the topic.

>>715712979 (OP)
Thank you, Moldman!

>>715727078
>it's commie bullshit when a company can't slap the console I bought out of my hands

>>715717931
>That article doesn't even link the EU EULA so it's probably bullshitting.
It's not bullshitting. the US EULA states Nintendo reserves the right to disable access to their online services as well as the right to disable the device hardware altogether. The EU EULAs in all their localized languages only state the former. Not the latter.

>>715729590
>he actually read about it rather than just parroting headlines
erm... we dont do that here sweaty

>>715729737
>daddy eu save me I agreed to an EULA

>>715730662
>cocaine? Just don't buy it for your children!
>radioactive water? It wasn't that bad, what's the deal?
>just don't buy the super-hot coffee that melts your clothes and gives you severe burns!
>Corn syrup is not THAT big of a deal!
>What's the problem with plastic?

>>715730797
>super hot coffee
ford should've been sued for not having cupholders

>>715712979 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715730662
Agreed? You negotiated it yourself? Chose which terms were acceptable and which weren't? The way contracts are supposed to work?

>>715712979 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

>>715731302
Owning video games isn't related to video games? Come on anon, you can do better than that.

>>715729590
Yes anon, that's literally what "finds that piracy doesn't harm sales" means, that there was no conclusive evidence for it in the end.

>>715732597
no evidence isn't evidence of the contrary

>>715732748
Yes, no evidence means no evidence, shocking, I know.

NOOOOO, NINTENDO
KILL THIS MAN
I WANT TO PAY RENT TO YOU ETERNALLY YOU ARE MY SURROGATE FATHER FIGURE FROM MY HORRIBLE SINGLE MOTHERHOOD UPBRINGING

>>715732808
You can't make the claim that piracy doesn't harm sales based on the findings of the study

>>715732876
Fully agree. Can you make the original claim that piracy does harm sales based on no study? The answer should also be no. Since there's no evidence, we shouldn't believe it.

>>715733059
Correct

>that's a nice looking ferret
>I think I'll stick my dick in it
Why does he do it?

>>715734520
Why don't more people talk about this?

>don't agree with company's business practices
>don't buy from them again
Wow, so hard. Glad I needed the government to fix this

>>715713487
becoming a subscription-model game would force them to comply with this.