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Anonymous No.715722408 [Report] >>715723081 >>715723103 >>715723237 >>715723738 >>715723836 >>715723905 >>715723951 >>715724025 >>715724094 >>715724268 >>715724584 >>715724615 >>715724768 >>715724884 >>715725023 >>715725843 >>715726154 >>715726334 >>715726638 >>715726774 >>715726931 >>715726978 >>715728356 >>715728503 >>715731880
Alright smartass how would you make a good Superman game?
Anonymous No.715722686 [Report]
Superman takes estrogen and locks up his tiny white penis with a kryptonite chasity cage. Then, Lois gets bred by Static Shock
Anonymous No.715722717 [Report]
I told you, just make it exactly like Megaton Rainfall
Anonymous No.715722886 [Report]
make him go through... hoops!
Anonymous No.715722993 [Report]
>Superman
Almost as homosexual as anime desu, except replace the weebs and black fans with poor third worlders and gays.
Anonymous No.715723081 [Report] >>715726208
>>715722408 (OP)
Puzzle game where people are retarded and just walk forward until they meet an object they can interact with or fall off a cliff/building to their deaths. Think lemmings, but some of them have to go places and do things to unlock doors or lower elevators or whatever. So you have to manage your time and move efficiently around to prevent things from ending in disaster.
Anonymous No.715723103 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
by making superman able to fly to israel and destroy it
Anonymous No.715723113 [Report]
We don't have the technology yet.
Anonymous No.715723237 [Report] >>715723335 >>715723387 >>715724025 >>715726281
>>715722408 (OP)
Abandon the autistic idea that he's not allowed to get hurt, and just make a good version of Saints Row 4. Adopt Justice League 'balancing' and just let other super strength people, magic users, or telepaths be what damages him.
Anonymous No.715723258 [Report] >>715723352 >>715733020
I would make a Hulk game instead.
Anonymous No.715723264 [Report]
nobody cares about superjew, any random shonen is more popular
Anonymous No.715723329 [Report]
You don't. Most concepts work better in certain mediums than others. Superman is a fun character to watch, not to play.
Anonymous No.715723335 [Report] >>715723443
>>715723237
>good version of Saints Row 4
Prototype already exists, zoomie
Anonymous No.715723352 [Report] >>715723493 >>715723632
>>715723258
He has 1.5 good games. 2 if you count another .5 for Prototype given they share the same systems and devs. The point of this thread is, Supes has no good games, he just shows up in games that may be good sometimes.
Anonymous No.715723387 [Report] >>715723658
>>715723237
>Abandon the autistic idea that he's not allowed to get hurt
You RETARD!!! He gets hurt all the time in the comics.
Anonymous No.715723443 [Report]
>>715723335
Make a less edgier version of *Prototype/Infamous then, which were initially subverting super hero trend, retard missing the point of the thread and my point.
Anonymous No.715723493 [Report] >>715723658
>>715723352
Prototype 2 is also good
>but the protag is a nigger constantly chimping out and it ruins Mercer's character
I know. Still a good game
Anonymous No.715723558 [Report]
PUNK ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Anonymous No.715723632 [Report] >>715723658 >>715733020
>>715723352
I just want another Ultimate Destruction.
Anonymous No.715723658 [Report]
>>715723387
Tell that to the fags that say he can't get a game because of his strength and has to have a Metropolis health-bar.
>>715723493
I never played it, and still the point is Hulk gets good games. You're all missing the point for the semantics on the comparison, YES, Prototype TWO as well would be a good structure for a Superman/Smallville game as well.
>>715723632
Same.
Anonymous No.715723738 [Report] >>715723769
>>715722408 (OP)
Physics-based sandbox puzzle game with a plot attached.
Just have him save the day in various ways, with each impending disaster being a puzzle to solve with his powers.
Then with each completed "day saved", return to the living as Clark with dialogue options that progress the plot, that being something like "Trying To Date Lois Without Revealing My Secret Identity Oh No Nevermind Happy Ending" sorta thing.
Anonymous No.715723769 [Report] >>715723858
>>715723738
fag
Anonymous No.715723836 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
Superman deny's God's chosen people from bombing children in Gaza.
Anonymous No.715723858 [Report]
>>715723769
Fuck you nigger I think it would be fun. God forbid someone make a relevant post for once.
Anonymous No.715723898 [Report]
Just play Fortnite

Blitz mode
Anonymous No.715723905 [Report] >>715723982 >>715724054 >>715732353
>>715722408 (OP)
Just play FF8. Squall is cooler than Superman.
Anonymous No.715723951 [Report] >>715724206
>>715722408 (OP)
I fucking hate the Multiverse but I’d do an adaptation of DC One Million where all of Superman’s villains across time are plotting to kill Superman Prime of the 853rd Century so Clark has to assemble all the Superman/men to save him. You’d have levels with Bizarro, Red Sun Superman, Overman, Ultraman, Thunderworld, and some more obscure shit like Superdemon
Anonymous No.715723982 [Report] >>715724018 >>715724054 >>715733626
>>715723905
Squall is a lamer Lightning.
Anonymous No.715724018 [Report]
>>715723982
Whatever.
Anonymous No.715724025 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
>>715723237
Hit him with some gay kryptonite that levels him to 1 and then make him only slowly regain all his powers. Make it a party-based RPG where you can have a harem of superheroines.
Anonymous No.715724054 [Report]
>>715723905
But I don't fucking like Squall...

>>715723982
I wouldn't go that far though, fucking despise Lightning
Anonymous No.715724094 [Report] >>715724220 >>715725093
>>715722408 (OP)
Fighting monsters and super villains but the goal is to minimize deaths and damage to the city.
Anonymous No.715724206 [Report]
>>715723951
>nigger
this is why superjew sucks
Anonymous No.715724220 [Report]
>>715724094
>goal of the game runs counter to players' enjoyment
Make it an EVIL alternative world where destroying as much of the city as possible is good.
Anonymous No.715724268 [Report] >>715724385
>>715722408 (OP)
make it a supergirl game but also make her slutty
Anonymous No.715724385 [Report] >>715724798
>>715724268
So Power Girl..
Anonymous No.715724480 [Report] >>715724630 >>715726001
Thor needs a game.
Anonymous No.715724584 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
start the game by his life pod landing on israel and destroying it
the entire plot of the game is about mossad wanting to destroy superman
Anonymous No.715724615 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
Object: Help people and be kind.
Anonymous No.715724630 [Report]
>>715724480
Beta-Rey-Bill
Anonymous No.715724768 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
Like LA Noire where you have to fight bad guys using limited powers. Prevent as much damage as possible using your powers and save the day.
Anonymous No.715724798 [Report]
>>715724385
no, super girl is more appealing as a slut
powergirl exudes a different kind of energy
Anonymous No.715724884 [Report] >>715725109
>>715722408 (OP)
No one likes superman
Anonymous No.715725023 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
Easy. Healthbar and everything else like any other game but failstate aka game over can be Superman being captured and explained in game lore. This also could be used as mechanic that can lead to different consequences like people starting to doubt Supes if player got captured too many times and such and player having to go through trial and error to get out or get bailed out by other superpowered sidekicks and too many attempts could lead to them dying while trying to bail out players ass too. He gets hurt and his shit rocked all the time in comics for fucks sake I never got the "but hes invincible" bullshit.
Anonymous No.715725093 [Report] >>715729297
>>715724094
Thats been done anon. Superman Returns game is literally that and city has healthbar.
Anonymous No.715725109 [Report] >>715725234 >>715725305
>>715724884
jews do, they want their kike characters pushed on the youth
Anonymous No.715725214 [Report]
1. Make it like Superman Returns, where you Superman doesn't take demage, but the city does.
https://youtu.be/0jXlz9uFNbA
2. Make it so Superman loses most of his powers at the beginning of the game and slowly regain them.
Retards that say that it is impossible to make a superman game are just parroting other retards opinion.
Anonymous No.715725234 [Report] >>715725508
>>715725109
His name is literally übermann. He's Aryan.
Anonymous No.715725305 [Report] >>715725508
>>715725109
Superman isnt a kike in old iterations but yeah his modern stuff is pushed as him being a kike.
Anonymous No.715725389 [Report]
>superman's jewish roots
dropped
Anonymous No.715725508 [Report] >>715725773
>>715725234
he’s pure kike, as far from aryan as possible

>>715725305
he’s really two characters, the kansas farmboy most people like, and the kike immigrant from krypton only jews like, the latter has been the focus recently but it’s awful
Anonymous No.715725773 [Report]
>>715725508
I meant both Clark and Supes. He wasnt a kike for decades. Its similar with Peter Parker being retconned as a kike and pushed as one even though his parents were Irish catholic immigrants in OG comics and for decades.
Anonymous No.715725843 [Report] >>715727296
>>715722408 (OP)
Do the Symphony of the night/god of war 2/3 thing , start at max power, make something happen to nerf him
>start with a full powered Superman
>Pit him against endgame enemies during the tutorial
>He takes literally 1 damage from all attacks, damage is quickly healed
>He can fly, you can push a button to sonic boom into flight/while flying to ragdoll all enemies in range
>He obliterates everything in one hit, he can punch enemies so hard they fly thru the environment/into orbit
>He has his heat vision, he can cut everything in half with it, or punch a hole thru enemies if you focus it
>He has his freeze breath, to deal with enemies that can tank his super strength by freezing them to be shattered with a punch
>he has super speed, he can quickly flash next to enemies Virgil dark slayer style to keep punch combos going
>X-ray vision, can be used to pin point enemy weaknesses that can be targeted with his focused heat vision for massive damage
After the power fantasy, Say, Lex Luthor comes to fight superman in his green power suit, he gets absolutely destroyed as you are fully powered, but he manages to inject Superman with a kryptonite producing virus that Superman can't really cure, and it quickly saps Superman's powers, Superman faints, he wakes up in fortress of solitude being cared for by Lois and his friends, I dunno, Professor Emil Hamilton tells superman he can create a cure, but it will take time, as you advance in the story/obtain xp to unclock skills, he sends you vials of the viral cure that unlock your superpowers
Anonymous No.715726001 [Report]
>>715724480
He has one but it's kinda ass.
Anonymous No.715726154 [Report] >>715726281 >>715726384 >>715732970
>>715722408 (OP)
You literally can't, because he is simply far too overpowered. This rarely works unless your hero has a cool movement option, like Spider-Man. On the other hand, you get a character that lacks any superpowers where taking on a bunch of low rate criminal thugs feels rewarding. You get the best capeshit games ever, from the best capeshit character ever. The GOAT
Anonymous No.715726208 [Report]
>>715723081
>superman 64 flashbacks
No.. NOOOOOOOOO!
Anonymous No.715726281 [Report]
>>715723237
>>715726154
Anonymous No.715726334 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
batman arkham style but instead of gadgets you have skills that you "recover" after a main kryptonite incident in the beginning of the game. Also female characters are allowed to be hot.
Anonymous No.715726384 [Report] >>715726571
>>715726154
>You literally can't, because he is simply far too overpowered.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dragon_Ball_video_games
it’s not that you can’t, it’s that nobody likes superman
Anonymous No.715726439 [Report] >>715726814
KAL EL-
Anonymous No.715726498 [Report] >>715726814
-NO!
Anonymous No.715726571 [Report] >>715726876
>>715726384
Power levels are nonsense in Dragonball. In all of DC, Superman is widely considered the strongest being on the planet and it isnt even close.
Anonymous No.715726638 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
It would have to be one part Arkham and one part No Man's Sky, with some DBZ Budokai thrown in
Anonymous No.715726774 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
Lex Luthor builds a giant dome of Kryptonite that traps Superman and all his most notable enemies in Metropolis. The dome serves to make him weaker but can’t cripple him. Make it time based like Dead Rising and take place over 72 hours and any mission you fail to complete results in permanent damage or death.
Anonymous No.715726814 [Report]
>>715726439
>>715726498
Why this cunt call him by his deadname anyway?
Anonymous No.715726876 [Report] >>715727016 >>715727107
>>715726571
>Until Brainiac makes a super robot
>Or Darksied shows up
>Or Mongol shows up
>Or Lobo
>Or Bizarro
>Or Amazo
>Or Black Adam
>Or Martian Manhunter rebels
>Or the universe shifting pixies
>Or Lex makes a Kryptonite suit
but if you ignore all those options, then yeah there's no shot.
Anonymous No.715726931 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
Give him STAS level powers. Ez.
Anonymous No.715726978 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
>Parasite
>Lobo
>Metallo
>Mister Mxyzptlk
>Toy Man
What other side villains would you anons include in this game?
Anonymous No.715727016 [Report] >>715727224
>>715726876
so we be fucked then
Anonymous No.715727107 [Report]
>>715726876
Batman alone could mog all of them.
Anonymous No.715727224 [Report]
>>715727016
Again, Bruce Timm, Justice League/Unlimited made a Superman that's vulnerable to shit but can fuck shit back up. Supes being weak to electricity, magic, psychics, other brutes AROUND his level, or biological warfare are fair ways to have a vulnerable Superman without opting to Kyrptonite shenanigans. Which also can be a good way to have him be damaged.

This One Punch Man ideology of Superman is what's holding him back, when the guy couldn't even originally fly.
Anonymous No.715727296 [Report]
>>715725843
I like how good ideas like these get ignored
Anonymous No.715727313 [Report] >>715727430
>Copy Armored Core
>Remove giant robots
>Add Superman
>Add flying space monsters
very easy
Anonymous No.715727430 [Report]
>>715727313
Superman Kaiju clean up would be cool.
Anonymous No.715728356 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
Do people think the only way you can lose at a game is if you die and therefore a superman game wouldn't be fun because he's basically invulnerable?

Just make it sort of a sandbox problem-solving game where your powers are basically your toolbox that help you minimize damage and save people.
>train heading towards broken bridge
>support bridge and allow train to pass unharmed
>bank robbers holding hostages
>use powers in unique ways to prevent civilian casualties
Make it a sandbox puzzle game disguised as a superhero game, with cool bossfights in-between.
CreepyThinMan No.715728503 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)

Make it that since Clark is a reporter for the Daily Planet, he would catch wind of various conflicts around the world to which he would have to investigate as Clark who can use his X-ray vision and only become Superman when he needs to fight something!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.715729102 [Report]
Just make him weaker, I dunno he caught kryptoAIDS and now bullets hurt him.
Congrats now everyone is out to kill him for whatever reason, there's tons of potential for a cool plot and guests from any other character in DC, you can still have him fly and shoot laser beams and ice breath for fun game mechanics and you don't need to bend over backwards to create alternate ways for game overs.
Just tell the comic book nerds to eat a bullet because who fucking cares.
Anonymous No.715729235 [Report] >>715729853
I legitimately think superman is too op of a character to properly have a game
Anonymous No.715729297 [Report]
>>715725093
Well there you go, just do that again but better
Anonymous No.715729838 [Report]
Depends what you want
If you want a Bamham Hero Sim, just nerf him in the beginning with any of the plot devices used to lower Superman's power level and make confict. Then have him protect Metropolis that's either under siege or just have a mechanic that has it so Superman will automatically return to Metropolis eventually. Have the enemies slowly escalate from Intergang mooks with Apokaliptan tech to Lexbots and then finally Parademons.
If not
Character Action game, and all the enemies are specially crafted to be something that could hurt Superman.
Just focus on making movement and fighting fun and ignore any retards who say "he's just too OP to be interesting" because they likely don't actually engage with Superman and just have a loaded perception based off a general idea and will ignore any games where there's characters of similar power levels.
Anonymous No.715729853 [Report] >>715733183 >>715735247
>>715729235
You have never read comics.
Anonymous No.715730246 [Report]
Superman gets his powers from the sun right? then make the plot that the sun is blocked so he's at a fair level
Anonymous No.715731880 [Report]
>>715722408 (OP)
>Alright smartass how would you make a good Superman game?
I take the combat from Budokai Tenkaichi and make a game where Superman flies around the world soloing a alien invasion.
I would feature lots of destructible environments and I'd feature all of Superman's key villains like Lex Luthor in Kryptonite Armor, Zod, Ultraman, Parasyte, Toyman, Bizarro, Livewire, Gigantica, Superboy Prime etc.
It's that fucking easy. Don't overthink it.
Anonymous No.715732353 [Report]
>>715723905
Based
Anonymous No.715732970 [Report]
>>715726154
>You literally can't, because he is simply far too overpowered
Why do you casuals always parrot this nonsense? Superman is not invincible.
Enemies like Doomsday, Superboy Prime, and Darkseid are physically stronger than him.
Enemies like Zoom and Reverse Flash are faster than him
Enemies like Parasyte can steal his powers
Enemies like Metallo and Lex Luthor can match him in combat when using kryptonite armor.
Enemies like Bizzaro, Zod, Cyborg, Ultraman etc. are the physical equals of Superman
Enemies like Mxy and Brainiac have to be outsmarted because they're reality warpers who refuse to enter fist fights with Superman
The literal hundreds of Green Lanterns, Red Lanterns, Yellow Lanterns etc. are all faster than light planet busters capable of putting up a good fight with Superman
In the Justice League alone, Martian Manhunter and Flash can easily beat Superman in a fight, while Wonder Woman is only slightly weaker than Superman
Anonymous No.715733020 [Report]
>>715723258
>>715723632
I’ll have you one better, a Planet Hulk game. You can follow up with a World War Hulk for double the collateral damage. I see it as Darksiders meets Hulk.
Anonymous No.715733183 [Report]
>>715729853
Superman kills hulk easy nerd
Anonymous No.715733626 [Report]
>>715723982
No one is lamer than Lightning though
Anonymous No.715733969 [Report]
Protoype/Infamous but Superman like other anons said? Maybe add a mechanic in which you have to maintain the image of a true role model/paragon (so no evil shit or massive collateral damage)
Anonymous No.715735153 [Report]
>le city
boring. make it a cosmic adventure with levels set in space and other planets and dimensions
Anonymous No.715735247 [Report]
>>715729853
he's not even pointing in that drawing
Anonymous No.715736094 [Report]
Yeah, I get it, New Movie. No need to make a million Superman threads on /v/ every day.