The jokes write themselves LMAO

I CRAVE @CULTURECRAVE

just looking out for those gamers that will sit through 20 hours of cutscenes

>>715733265
KEK

>>715733143 (OP)
I get it is a movie game, but why make a popcorn bucket? Its a trendy thing for movies, but what marketing executige thought, hey let's do that for our new game!

imagine being a snoy. what an absolute fucking joke.

>popcorn buckets are now just another standard "collectable"
At least it could have some other use but this is kinda sad to see....

>moviegame gets movie food
makes sense

>>715733143 (OP)
Is it at least actually made of wood

>>715733143 (OP)
IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKEN KUROSAWA REFERENCE?

>>715733143 (OP)
>GoY

>>715733431
It would would be cool if they were just cool free shit you get from seeing a movie in theaters, but it's gay as fuck to treat them as if they actually haves some value.

>>715733143 (OP)
Uuuh Kino? Cinema even.

>>715733628
imagine some onions redditor with shelves upon shelves of these things
speculative markets are aids

>>715733143 (OP)
Why?

>>715733265
Really. It's perfect for the target audience of this game.

>>715733864
Absolutely. They’ll sit there slack-jawed for hours, soaking in the mid-tier writing like it’s peak Scorsese. Popcorn bucket’s just a bonus-the ritual meal before the sacred cutscene marathons.

>>715733381
always been around for novelty sake but popcorn buckets are a funny meme magnet for the internet now so companies feel the need to just make one just for "guys look we did it too" points

>>715733143 (OP)

>>715733143 (OP)
>hey robert whats up on the old kinoplex today?
>ghost of yotei huh? that sounds interesting i'll take a ticket.
>$70 for a ticket? well if its that much it must be good,
>what? a popcorn bucket? sure i'll take it looks interesting to me

>>715733143 (OP)
>it's not even made of quality wood and rope but some garbage chinkshit plastic that will leak chemicals inside your popcorn

>>715733143 (OP)
>>715733381
It's not for the game. The popcorn bucket is for a Ghost of Yotei inspired film showing where they showcase LADY SNOWBLOOD, LONE WOLF AND CUB: SWORD OF VENGEANCE, THE TALE OF ZATOICHI, 13 ASSASSINS, and RAN. It's to showcase the mood they are going for and their film inspirations for the game. They're offering a bunch of Ghost of Yotei inspired food, and the popcorn bucket is from that event.

https://www.ign.com/articles/playstation-exclusive-ghost-of-yotei-gets-official-popcorn-bucket-inspired-by-a-traditional-japanese-rice-bucket

Actually sounds like a fun time.

>>715733381
the overworld

>>715734228
You really can't convince me the people working on these games saw these movies.

>>715733143 (OP)
It looks like a horse feed bag.
Maybe unsurprisingly since they got that ugly, fat horse-toothed little Shetland pony in the lead.

>>715733552
According to whom? It's just textured plastic.

isn't GoT/GoY mostly gameplay?

>>715733143 (OP)
It's for the movie. Not the game. I'm wondering why you're following a social media account that aggregates content for ADHD terminally online ugly zoomers.

>>715734509
As someone who played Ghost of Tsushima it's mostly gameplay. There are a few cutscene but you'll take in-game dialogue or characters talking to each other in-game while you travel to a quest location. I never really considered it a movie game on par with the Last of Us.

>>715734509
Much less than your typical movie game, but gameplay is often interrupted with boring dialogue segments.
>>715734641
Who cares you bitch, it's funny regardless.

>>715734331
I mean that's up to you to decide.

>>715733143 (OP)
imma use for my fried chicken

>>715733610
Oh fuck

715734717
So it's not video games thread and you're an ugly zoomer who follows Twitter aggregate low quality accounts because surprise, zoomers aren't very smart.

>>715735163
You are so mad. 40 dollars btw.

>>715733143 (OP)
Popcorn buckets are the shittiest fad in years. Its just a lump of overpriced plastic

>>715733143 (OP)
Fuck ubisoft but how come every simple little thing that Ubisoft did like use european wood instead of japanese wood or some shit was ridiculed but Ghost Of Yotei can get away with all this shit? There'd be people in the comments going "nooo wtf popcorn was fed to japanese POWs this is so offense!!" or something

715735395
>zoomer thread
>off topic
video game board btw.

>>715735501
So if a video game movie releases, you can not discuss it whatsoever on /v/? No one cares you gay hall monitor.

>>715735395
>No sakeritas
What's the point?

>>715734228
That's interesting, because they only have one onnamusha film in there at all, and it's lead is NOTHING like Erika ishi.

>>715734331
The original lead, yes, because I recognize enough of the scenes that they ripped directly from the movies. The fucks from Veilguard and the other new writers? I'm not so sure about.

>>715735498
For one, GOT promised only to be accurate to chambara, which is a much lower standard.

Two. AC shadows insisted on being historically accurate, AND pushed yasuke in a completely ahistorical role, which got the most autistic nationalistic history buffs in the world engaged.

Three. AC shadows backed the absurd Thomas Locksley and Yu Hirayama.

Four. The Japanese version of GOT actually CORRECTS a bunch of anachronisims, like calling swords tachis instead of katanas, and replacing haikus with period specific poetry.

Five. Ubisoft decided to ignore problems---until they were forced to pull out of the Tokyo game show, and even AFTER all that, they still fucked up..

Six. Ubisoft went on a compete rampage of fuckup after fuckup throuought this entire thing, like stealing the sword design from Shonen Jump and selling it, and selling merch that looked like a nuke memorial, and releasing a trailer of Yasuke going Johny Somali in a shrine, and ignoring how Japan has NO fair use rights over historical artifacts that they were using.

Seven. They haven't shown very much of the game. Possibly after the mixed reception the trailer got. Japan is somewhat nervous about the "activist nature" of the lead actress. The politics of the Ainu is something that I could absolutely see Sony fucking up incredibly badly. And what I've seen looks more like Kill Bill than chambara. But we'll see how it goes.

>>715734509
Yeah, but like 70% of GoT is roaming around admiring the scenery while foxes take you to random shrines. It’s definitely gameplay-heavy, but it’s drenched in style to the point where your controller is just a prop for the samurai movie fantasy. Compare that to something like Detroit or TLOU and it might as well be Doom.

>>715733143 (OP)
>here's your fatty bucket you fat fuck

>>715733431
I haven't been to a movie theater in like 10 years. Are these things actually all that common?

>>715733143 (OP)
GoT had very boring combat
I honestly do not see what the appeal of a sequel is if it’s just more of the same, with higher fidelity
The game was really boring. Even infamous was more engaging.

>>715733143 (OP)
Literally another movie game. How does Sony always do it?

>>715734228
>zatoichi

based, I'd take a zatoichi game over whatever pozzed shit snoy is cooking nowadays tho

https://youtu.be/jdBhKsNDjv0

Thanks Rocco

>>715738817
Here is a better idea:
Jump on a plane to Japan, go there and mirin’ the ACTUAL place
I play games to have fun and not get bored. If most of the appeal is people get to “admire” (ooooh… soooo art…. very hip… such fedora) some stylized art inspired by real scenery. You might as well tell them to go outside, it’s a better investment of their fucking time
Or better yet, read National Geographic. Plenty of fucking source materials for you to “admire”
Fucking get real

>>715734509
Shhhhh no one plays games they shitpost about

>>715733265
you can't make this shit up

>>715735395
>Bunch of am*ricanized slop
Miss me with that gay shit, bitch nigga.

Going tomorrow to collect this

>>715733143 (OP)
I despise collectables

>>715740402
Why?
That's so fucking embarrassing.
You have to be over 18 to post here.

>>715741097
anon, the average age of the faggots that collect "popcorn vessels" are in their early to mid 30s now. it's over for our civilization