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Anonymous No.715753947 >>715754528 >>715754551 >>715754683 >>715754698 >>715755402 >>715755640 >>715755885 >>715757064 >>715757216 >>715758351 >>715758932 >>715759098 >>715759162 >>715759267 >>715759619 >>715760081 >>715760356 >>715760807 >>715761495 >>715763247 >>715765272 >>715765695 >>715771240 >>715771530 >>715772956 >>715773158 >>715773668 >>715774897 >>715774962 >>715781767 >>715786615 >>715791554
[BREAKING NEWS]
STR vs DEX debate finally SETTLED FOREVER
Anonymous No.715754278 >>715754408 >>715754514 >>715757767 >>715766164
*blocks your path*
Anonymous No.715754332
Why does Dex get to parry like he's Dri'zz't Do'urderen or some shit but not take any recoil or knockback for STRONG attacks?
Anonymous No.715754349
What is the point of increasing attack speed to 1000 if this is clearly running at 30fps? It's amazing that dex even managed to win.
Anonymous No.715754408
>>715754278
but who was the 4th nigga filming?
Anonymous No.715754452
Dagger is fucking cheating report him
Anonymous No.715754465
RNG bullshit, I demand a rematch.
Anonymous No.715754514
>>715754278
Such social and compassionate creatures.
Anonymous No.715754528 >>715755426 >>715779105 >>715783690 >>715786848
>>715753947 (OP)
Oh boy I sure do love Hammerfight.
Anonymous No.715754551
>>715753947 (OP)
cheating
Anonymous No.715754683
>>715753947 (OP)
>DEXball starts spamming R1 when under pressure and wins
too real
Anonymous No.715754693
H-HAYAI!!
Anonymous No.715754698 >>715754941 >>715754943 >>715755389 >>715755575 >>715755640 >>715755885 >>715758110 >>715759098
>>715753947 (OP)
INTCHADS DID IT AGAIN
Anonymous No.715754941 >>715759872
>>715754698
>shoots in the opposite direction 99% of the time
what is this strategy called
Anonymous No.715754943 >>715758035
>>715754698
>both damage and radius increased
Most rigged shit I've ever seen
Anonymous No.715755048 >>715755229 >>715755381 >>715762772
How
Anonymous No.715755229
>>715755048
>Master forgive me, but I'll have to go all out.... just this once
Anonymous No.715755324
marble thread
https://youtu.be/l01MpX8-UsI
fuck orange niggers btw
Anonymous No.715755381 >>715755468 >>715755556 >>715755972
>>715755048
The fight is flawed because if the blades touch at any point the big sword is always deflected away. Eventually the dagger swings so fast it gets to a point where it becomes literally impossible for the big sword to hit the fagger's circle because it'll always collide with the dagger first
Anonymous No.715755389 >>715755481
>>715754698
Who makes these? Are there more?
Anonymous No.715755402
>>715753947 (OP)
Holy shit I understand gambling
Anonymous No.715755426
>>715754528
that game was cool
Anonymous No.715755468
>>715755381
skill issue
Anonymous No.715755481 >>715755703 >>715755824 >>715755885 >>715756814 >>715759098 >>715759576 >>715760908 >>715769205
>>715755389
DEX VS ENDURANCE
OH NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.715755556 >>715755698 >>715755776 >>715755972
>>715755381
gee its almost as if being able to dodge and attack at the speed of light is better than being able to deliver a massive massive punch
Anonymous No.715755575
>>715754698
>Wizard can rocket jump

Hardly seems fair....
Anonymous No.715755640 >>715755682 >>715755972
>>715753947 (OP)
>>715754698
>dagger perfectly parries sword everytime not matter what with no downside, meaning its scaling matters more than swords
>mage literally just scales 2 stats for some reason
Yes in whatever poorly designed game this is dex and magic are in fact better
Anonymous No.715755682
>>715755640
well duh, why would magic be equal to some guy with a sword?
It's fucking magic, of course it's the strongest. if it wasn't then the magic guy would just use a magic sword.
Anonymous No.715755698
>>715755556
>dodge
Thats not whats happening
Anonymous No.715755703 >>715755972
>>715755481
>dex can only lose against a magic shield that reflects damage
wow...u showed them
Anonymous No.715755776
>>715755556
Alright. Next time you play Smash let them have the giant hammer and you can get the trusty fan. Go attack each other and see what happens
Anonymous No.715755824 >>715756190
>>715755481
post the sword vs spear one its actual kino
Anonymous No.715755846
>dude dex wins if you infinitely increase speed and become a ceaseless whirlwind of steel!
not how it works
Anonymous No.715755885
>>715755481
>>715754698
>>715753947 (OP)
What's the bullshit stat increases? Keep them steady and watch how DEX loses every time.
Also
>shield gets bigger
What a bunch of useless sims.
Anonymous No.715755972 >>715756161 >>715756959 >>715757586 >>715757960 >>715758749 >>715759098 >>715759660 >>715772809 >>715790810
>>715755381
>>715755556
>>715755640
>>715755703
COPE
Anonymous No.715756161
>>715755972
Kek DoT chads win again.
Someone put scythe against everything.
Anonymous No.715756190 >>715756384 >>715756704 >>715757340 >>715757454 >>715757586 >>715757727 >>715759098 >>715763263 >>715793023
>>715755824
>parries you
Anonymous No.715756384
>>715756190
Based and historically accurate
Anonymous No.715756704
>>715756190
FUCKING KINO
Anonymous No.715756814
>>715755481
>Bastion shooting the deflecting Genji
Anonymous No.715756959
>>715755972
>dexfags are losing against farmers
oh nonono
Anonymous No.715757064
>>715753947 (OP)
wtf retard zoomer shit is this
you guys are faggots
Anonymous No.715757216
>>715753947 (OP)
>str does 3x damage
>dex is 70x faster
>no difference in parry/block strength
>dex barely wins
Anonymous No.715757340
>>715756190
>attack goes right through the walls
what the fuck is this dark souls 3?
Anonymous No.715757454 >>715757540
>>715756190
What is the point of even increasing the range any further after like 10? It just extends further out of bounds at that point meanwhile the sword still gets stronger.
Anonymous No.715757540 >>715757610 >>715757632 >>715757685 >>715758498
>>715757454
That's the point, spears are easy to use but don't get any stronger past a certain point, they're a beginner weapon. Whereas swords scale infinitely with the wielder's skill.
Anonymous No.715757586 >>715757641
>>715755972
>>715756190
CONFESS

YOU RAPED HER
YOU MURDERED HER
YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN
Anonymous No.715757610
>>715757540
But spears have weapon triangle advantage over swords and I feel like that isn't factored in here
Anonymous No.715757632
>>715757540
>he doesnt know about ICBSs
Anonymous No.715757641
>>715757586
Anonymous No.715757685
>>715757540
In real life, spears become hilariously deadly in the hands of an expert.
Anonymous No.715757727 >>715758072 >>715758241
>>715756190
This really ignores that spear users are limited to thrusting
Anonymous No.715757767
>>715754278
Damn he got knocked out super fast from that mace spray
Anonymous No.715757960
>>715755972
thanks doc
Anonymous No.715757987
>attack speed increment has a 10x multiplier
i shall dismiss your experiment
Anonymous No.715758035
>>715754943
Realistic for games with magic classes then
Anonymous No.715758072 >>715759379
>>715757727
Polearms can be used to swing, like a naginata and a halberd
Anonymous No.715758110
>>715754698
MAGGOT
Anonymous No.715758241 >>715758405 >>715758820
>>715757727
One of the first inventions humans ever made was the throwing spear.
Anonymous No.715758351 >>715758579
>>715753947 (OP)
str's sword should increase in size overtime
Anonymous No.715758405 >>715762063
>>715758241
Take that animal kingdom.
Anonymous No.715758498
>>715757540
Yeah, stabbing someone in the throat with a sword is so much deadlier than with a spear.
Anonymous No.715758579
>>715758351
This. Or at least not flinch from parries. Saw the Battle Royale video and Dagger would've been fucked if Sword didn't flinch more than dagger.
Anonymous No.715758658
horse race tests
Anonymous No.715758749
>>715755972
GREAT IS THE WEAPON THAT CUTS ON ITS OWN
Anonymous No.715758820
>>715758241
And that's still just a thrust over a range and not relevant to that particular fight.
Anonymous No.715758932 >>715759001 >>715761558
>>715753947 (OP)
That shit looks RIGGED as fuck, nice try DEXsissy
Anonymous No.715759001
>>715758932
It's actually rigged against the dagger because the capped framerate means it stops getting faster after not that long. Meanwhile the sword's damage continues to increase.
Anonymous No.715759098 >>715762371 >>715763115
>>715753947 (OP)
>>715754698
>>715755481
>>715755972
>>715756190
>People are posting YouTube engagement bait zlop on 4chainnel now
It's over, this site is 50% minors and 50% groomers
Anonymous No.715759162
>>715753947 (OP)
h-hayai!!
Anonymous No.715759267
>>715753947 (OP)
Is there any point to separating out DEX from AGI?
Even Strength and Endurance/Toughness make sense to be distinct but agility pretty much encapsulates dexterity, by most common understandings of the terms
Anonymous No.715759379
>>715758072
Why would you ever do that?
It's just the worst parts of both.
Anonymous No.715759407
Str fags act like all they need is damage until any other weapon gets an advantage over them and they start screaming and crying.
Anonymous No.715759576
>>715755481
I did this to my friend in poe because he thought he was hot shit with his 10 ex molten strike build.
Anonymous No.715759619
>>715753947 (OP)
>DEX gets way higher multiplier for Speed than STR gets for Damage
>Dagger wielded by a DEXsissy can somehow parry a Sword wielded by a STRchad
>Moves so fast that dagger fully encompasses DEXsissy in a bubble to hide from STRchad
>Even with the super buffs, still only barely beats STRchad
Anonymous No.715759660
>>715755972
I fucking love DoT builds. Recommend me kino games where I can curse or poison enemies just to run away and watch them die
Anonymous No.715759872 >>715760085 >>715760161 >>715760293 >>715762730 >>715765036 >>715765087 >>715769205
>>715754941
Ohnonononono... STRsisters... We got done in by a blind archer??
Anonymous No.715760081
>>715753947 (OP)
reminds me of ragdoll masters and that lost vectors jedi game
Anonymous No.715760083
this shit reminds me of /v/ermin fights
Anonymous No.715760085 >>715762046
>>715759872
>parries a sword with a fucking bow
Anonymous No.715760161 >>715760431
>>715759872
>sword gets reflected by the 'bow'
nice try that must just be a sword that shoots arrow
Anonymous No.715760274
Best thread on /v/
Anonymous No.715760293 >>715760565
>>715759872
>100 dmg vs 10
damn how did he win
Anonymous No.715760356
>>715753947 (OP)
>Insanely kino conclusion
STRfags thought they had this LMAO
Anonymous No.715760431
>>715760161
cry about it, the arrows are actually swords too
Anonymous No.715760565
>>715760293
Pure fucking skill
Something that STRfags would never understand
Anonymous No.715760647 >>715762315
>dexfag
>blocking a sword from a strchad
Meanwhile if you tried to "parry" someone stronger than you in real life you'd just be smashed into a paste.
Anonymous No.715760807 >>715761627
>>715753947 (OP)
this is backwards, every time the dagger gets hit it should speed up not every time it lands a hit
same for the sword
Anonymous No.715760908
>>715755481
Get hit by your own infinite spin
Anonymous No.715761162 >>715761371
What does INT vs END look like?
Anonymous No.715761371
>>715761162
Presumably in this format they both end up killing eachother at the same time with the blast radius going past the shield
Anonymous No.715761495
>>715753947 (OP)
dex has higher poise and speed at the same time?
Anonymous No.715761558 >>715761663 >>715761710 >>715761746 >>715761946 >>715761987 >>715762081 >>715762119 >>715762183 >>715765217 >>715768461 >>715772304 >>715772536 >>715773767 >>715773821
>>715758932
STRfags stop coping, DEX can be beaten, you just need skill
Anonymous No.715761627 >>715761848
>>715760807
what's the point? dagger would just feed the sword until it gets nuked by a few hits while having barely done any chip damage. it'd make more sense if only sword got buffed by taking damage, as dagger at least has a chance to finish sword off before it gets hit by the nukes it had been feeding
Anonymous No.715761663 >>715761746
>>715761558
AGIchads...I kneel...
Anonymous No.715761710
>>715761558
I strive to be him
Anonymous No.715761746 >>715783964
>>715761558
>>715761663
You are aware unarmed (fists) is STR, right?
Anonymous No.715761827
amazing thread
Anonymous No.715761848 >>715762001
>>715761627
at the end of the mp4 the dagger is spinning so fast that sword cant land a hit
Anonymous No.715761946 >>715783964
>>715761558
STRGODS don’t even need a weapon to win it
Anonymous No.715761987
>>715761558
H-HAYAI
Anonymous No.715762001 >>715762036
>>715761848
if both get buffed by taking damage then the dagger has no chance to build enough dps as it takes way less hits for sword to reach turning point
Anonymous No.715762036 >>715762354
>>715762001
as sword damages dagger, dagger becomes unhittable
Anonymous No.715762046
>>715760085
I'm sure there's a manga panel for this somewhere.
Anonymous No.715762063
>>715758405
>Whoops, I learned to throw things
>Guess I just won the entire food chain forever
Anonymous No.715762071
I need more marble duels
Anonymous No.715762081
>>715761558
>you'll just parry any sword I use?
>then I guess I just won't use a sword at all
Anonymous No.715762119 >>715762253 >>715770409
>>715761558
the fuck is happening with the speed/damage number?
Anonymous No.715762183
>>715761558
M-Masaka
Anonymous No.715762253
>>715762119
He is using the simple power of inertia
Anonymous No.715762315 >>715762453
>>715760647
Odds are if you tried to parry a two-handed sword with a dagger...
A. The dagger will get knocked out of your hand
B. The dagger will break
C. Your wrist will break.
The only exceptions being incredibly specific daggers specifically designed to counter swords.
Anonymous No.715762354
>>715762036
it would never be able to reach that point though. it took over 50 hits in the op clip before dagger started parrying competently and by that point sword would've built up to nuke dmg
Anonymous No.715762371 >>715763309
>>715759098
Anon we literally have a 2016 nostalgia thread up right now that has hundreds of genuine replies. The vast majority of modern /v/ is below the age of 22.
Anonymous No.715762453 >>715762505
>>715762315
If you have the skill to do it then it's possible. And DEX and SKL go hand in hand.
Anonymous No.715762505 >>715762596 >>715762759
>>715762453
Skill is only going to help so much when the other guy has way more range than you. It's part of why spears were so incredibly overpowered when they hit the meta.
Anonymous No.715762596 >>715762645
>>715762505
>parry
>get closer
>parry
>get closer
not seeing the problem desu
Anonymous No.715762645 >>715762767 >>715764505
>>715762596
>parry
>wrist broken
>get closer
>parry
>other wrist broken
>try to run
>head broken
Anonymous No.715762730
>>715759872
what you guys are really missing out on is the sound, when the bow gets a billion shots it just makes a large BRAAAAAAAP sound everytime it fires
Anonymous No.715762759 >>715762854 >>715763150 >>715770335
>>715762505
>spears
>overpowered
Um...
Anonymous No.715762767
>>715762645
Already told you that DEXchads would be able to parry it no problem. Then it's just a matter of closing in and delivering the finishing blow.
Anonymous No.715762772
>>715755048
Don't call it a comeback!
Anonymous No.715762854
>>715762759
>double kill!
Anonymous No.715763115
>>715759098
Yeah, how dare OP steal spots from deranged xwatter culture war shit.
Anonymous No.715763150
>>715762759
I was so happy that both of these retards lost
Anonymous No.715763195
were these made by the same person who did the rock paper scissors simulator?
Anonymous No.715763247
>>715753947 (OP)
Dex should have dodge chance tho
Anonymous No.715763263 >>715763331
>>715756190
Pretty accurate depiction of how if you're a spear user and a guy gets past your spear range you're fucked
Anonymous No.715763309 >>715772865
>>715762371
>age of 22
joke's on you, 22 year old "adults" are actually children and i will GROOM them (they might be adults biologically but mentally they're still kids)
Anonymous No.715763331
>>715763263
yeah if the field was x2 size the spear dude would dominate
Anonymous No.715763741 >>715763919
I fucking hate this Beyblade meta. Sword vs Spear was the only skillful matchup.
Anonymous No.715763919
>>715763741
swordfag mad cuz bad
Anonymous No.715764505
>>715762645
The fuck do you mean wrist broken? Parrying is redirecting something, not blocking it. You shouldn't be absorbing any of the force at all if done properly.
Anonymous No.715765036 >>715765162
>>715759872
Bullshit. Bow should increase firing speed not number of arrows fired.
>rant over
Anonymous No.715765087
>>715759872
To be fair that archer makes pic related look like a limbless toddler.
Anonymous No.715765162
>>715765036
In the meta so far that would make the bow so incredibly weak
Anonymous No.715765217 >>715765840
>>715761558
MONK CHADS WE RUN THIS SHIT
Anonymous No.715765272
>>715753947 (OP)
Ngl that was kino
Anonymous No.715765695
>>715753947 (OP)
>staggers you
what now dexcel?
Anonymous No.715765840
>>715765217
He probably gets spanked by the sword but this is a good matchup for him
Anonymous No.715766164
>>715754278
STRbrothas...
Anonymous No.715768461
>>715761558
fuark
Anonymous No.715769205
>>715755481
>Maushold Population Bomb vs Rocky Helmet
>>715759872
>Sword gets 5 hits in, gets minor power boost
>Bow gets double that in a single attack
The sword should get an Xmult scaling
Anonymous No.715769379
I want to play a game like this
Anonymous No.715770335
>>715762759
>all those direct hits in the beginning though.
better than that other wizard for sure
Anonymous No.715770409
>>715762119
He's clearly holding back with honorable power decay unlike his opponents
Anonymous No.715771240
>>715753947 (OP)
imagine not having a 240hz monitor just for situations like this
Anonymous No.715771530 >>715772268
>>715753947 (OP)
DEX is only the dominant winner if its single-hit damage output is remotely close to an STR opponent's (think of how the Crissaegrim is the best weapon in SotN despite several other weapons having larger damage values). Otherwise, if we're talking a 99 DEX vs. 99 STR fight, STR only needs a couple hits to connect and it's over.
Anonymous No.715772268 >>715773040
>>715771530
>if... if... if
STRbro... This is embarrassing
Anonymous No.715772304
>>715761558
>fights an opponent who can’t damage you without taking multiple hits
>STILL LOSES
DEXsisters not like this…
Anonymous No.715772536
>>715761558
Monkchads win again. STR+DEX+INT all in one.
Anonymous No.715772809
>>715755972
>poison
Now THIS I can get into. DOT bros, we stay winning.
Anonymous No.715772865
>>715763309
you just found out about legal grooming
too bad for you Im already 26
Anonymous No.715772956
>>715753947 (OP)
>sword went full homo and started attacking dagger with its ass
Must based on OP's real life experience
Anonymous No.715773040
>>715772268
>illiterate
I guess having speed doesn't mean you can speed read correctly lmao
Anonymous No.715773158
>>715753947 (OP)
>win-more mechanic
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.715773668 >>715784013
>>715753947 (OP)
DoTBros I think we're gonna get nefed next patch
Anonymous No.715773767
>>715761558
https://youtu.be/yKETaNMQblc
https://youtu.be/7_Lkuf-ZmHw
Anonymous No.715773821
>>715761558
Anonymous No.715774897
>>715753947 (OP)
I'm fuckimg crying and lightheaded from laughing so hard this is so fucjign dumb.
Anonymous No.715774962 >>715775379
>>715753947 (OP)
>Setting it so that DEX scales exponentially while STR scales linearly
Anonymous No.715775159
Is this the new horse race tests?
Anonymous No.715775379
>>715774962
That's how it is in games
Anonymous No.715777567
wut game is tis
Anonymous No.715779105
>>715754528
I broke a mouse playing this game before finding out there's an acceleration slider
Anonymous No.715781767
>>715753947 (OP)
Nigger
Anonymous No.715783690
>>715754528
Hammerfight 2 when? Considering the timeframes the dev works on and that Highfleet 2 is coming first, probably by the time I'm a pensioner.
Anonymous No.715783964
>>715761746
>>715761946
STRfags in full cope mode. In what world is that STR?
Anonymous No.715784013 >>715786513
>>715773668
>Scythe, a literal harvesters tool
>causes poison
Why though?
Anonymous No.715786513
>>715784013
Farmers have aids
Anonymous No.715786615
>>715753947 (OP)
>dark souls 1
dagger is the player

>elden ring
dagger is the boss
Anonymous No.715786848
>>715754528
this was fucking peak, shame no one reused the concept
Anonymous No.715789614
So where do claws rank?
and no its not the same as fists
Anonymous No.715790810 >>715795452
>>715755972
>Literally same amount of hits as STR but with extra damage
What even is the point then
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.715791554
>>715753947 (OP)
>my fan is a master of DEX
>spinning is DEX
low quality post, OP. you should be banned
Anonymous No.715793023
>>715756190
FUCKING HYPE
Anonymous No.715795452
>>715790810
Actually more hits since scythe is harder to parry. But yeah this shit is totally rigged.