Thread 715765178

>day 1
>already forgotten

how in the fuck is this possible? where can nintendo go from here to salvage the disaster that has been the first two months of the switch 2?

switch 2 is a psyop

it doesn't feel fair desu. i spent over $700 now on the Switch 2 and a few game and no one is even talking about this? i bought this thing thinking i was guaranteed access to GOTY and it's like no one even cares about a nintendo game on it's launch day.
i'm just confused and sad... i thought i was a part of something special and important when i made that purchase.

>>715765261
fpbp

>>715765178 (OP)
people are playing it right now instead of arguing with idiots like OP

>>715766710
>i thought i was a part of something special and important when i made that purchase.
same for when i voted for kamala and reassigned my sex, which i imagine is the same for you too, xister

>>715765178 (OP)
game so bad it killed all the discussion

>>715765178 (OP)
im busy playing it

>>715766710
This is why you're supposed to buy games when you already know they have FOTM status, not before.

>>715765178 (OP)
It just copied DRG with a wario land skin over it

>>715769782
They should be doing the opposite

>>715766710
LOL, retard. You should have bought Palworld on day 1. Thats when you know you're playing a special game since 90% of /v/ was playing it at launch and you felt like you were part of a great group playing alongside your best friends on /v/. You just can't pick good games

This doesn't work with this shit, wait for your next steamcharts thread opportunity you braindead brownoid

>preorder copy
>hmmm surely I'll acquire a switch 2 by then
>day comes
>still not in stock fucking anywhere
what happened to fighting scalping by making so many switch 2s that there'd be no shortage?

>>715766710
>5 hour button smash
>goty

>>715765178 (OP)
It would've been more successful as a Wario World sequel.

>>715765178 (OP)
No one gives a fuck about Donkey Kong kek, the movie is going to flop too and be slop due to Seth Rogen Kong

>>715773314
Fucking no it wouldn't. Wario's a flop.

>>715765178 (OP)
It won’t sell and the score will keep dropping only pedo files will support it

Every game gets forgotten the next day. It's not this game in particular, it's all games with gachas being the only exception.

>>715773708
It's supposed to last at least a month, hence FOTM. If it doesn't even last two days it's a failure.

>>715765178 (OP)
I just got done playing after 10 hours because I’m tired and have work soon. Good night and you’re a faggot

>>715773708
Pretty sure thats just tendie copium. Theres a palworld thread up right now

>>715774005
>palworld
try make a palworld thread without crying about nintendo and the thread dies in minutes

>>715766710
I hope you're joking, but I know people who think like that actually exist and it's sad.

>>715765178 (OP)
Game's actually out so all the pre-release hype marketing threads died. This is the real interest right here.

>>715765178 (OP)
I have a Switch 2 and I’m not bothering with it for a bit, it looks fun but there’s too much shit available right now. I’m playing the Bravely Default port right now and it’ll be a week or two before I’m finished lol

>>715774157
is this revenge?

The only games that can save Nintendo now is Smash Bros.
>mainline Mario?
If it's from the Odyssey team, expect more piss-easy collectathon minigames
>Animal Crossing?
ACNH was absolute shit and had its life support cut short for absolutely no fucking reason whatsoever, next one will be more of the same
>next Zelda/OoT Remake?
The modern Zelda team can't make a competent Zelda game to save their lives, ToTK was trash and they'll fuck this one up too.
>Metroid Prime 4?
Was in development hell for over a decade and the gameplay looks rough and dated from the footage that was shown
>Kirby?
Cute franchise, but piss-easy; nothing too special
>Xenoblade?
lol, weebshit
>Fire Emblem?
More weebshit, but somehow worse
>Pokemon?
pffffffffffffffahahahahahahaha

Not sure what happened to Nintendo within the last decade but JFC it's bad.

>>715775692
You're forgetting the dramatic return of the Punch Out series.

>>715773021
>bought palworld day 1
>special game
>great group
>best friends on /v/

a new record
this "game" blew

>>715765178 (OP)
There's a fuckton of threads all about it, shut the fuck up and stop shitposting.

>>715777924
you didnt play it broke boy

>>715766710
Felt the same when I voted for Kamala and had genital surgery upon my transition.

>no real physics
>constant framedrops
>rewards you for doing fuckall
>woke artstyle
>5 hours long
It's a game for babies but in the past even games for children had some substance

>>715778751
I knew I should have voted for Trump, gotten a job, and saved up for a Switch 2. I hate being a poor 3rd worlder Koopa Trooner

>>715778846
Hey guys, I actually couldn’t afford a switch 2 and this is why I’m hating on those who can. Don’t forget my webms and don’t forget that transitioning works

>>715778912
don't reply to me you pathetic tendietroon goycattle

>>715765178 (OP)
why are nu nintendo games so forgettable to people?

I'm playing it right now and having a lot of fun. It's a shame you guys can't have any fun, have fun playing whatever you think is better

>>715779012
would you say you’re…having a blast?

>>715778968
Sorry I guys I just had a schizophrenic meltdown. I keep mentioning trannies

>already forgotten
we are playing the game, retard.
and in fact, we are having a blast. easy goty

>>715779065
Yeah it's basically Mario Odyssey 2 but the gimmick is you play a Kong that destroys all terrain instead of Mario with a hat that mimics enemies and their abilities

>>715779138
>>715779012
I also wanna say it's probably not better than E33, but it's great nonetheless. Better than DS2 and KCD2 I think. Haven't played Split Fiction.

Absurdly fun game. Doesn't lean too hard into memberberries. /v/ 'people' are just ass-blasted they can't pirate the new hit Nintendo game day 1

>>715778846
>he posted it again

I guarantee everyone who says how much fun theyre having will finish it tomorrow and the game will be forgotten in a week just like mario shart worlds

then we will have them cry and beg for the next direct in which they hype up and endlessly defend another 5 hour baby game theyll forget in a week

such is life of the average tendietard

>>715779292
I'll gladly laugh alongside a based David Mitchell poster

>>715779370
Tapac вepниcь нa двaч

>>715765178 (OP)
it was HIS TURN damnit

>>715765178 (OP)
>how in the fuck is this possible?
Because it's not an actual DK game, it's a Wario game in disguise.

>>715779409
>the tendie bot broke

LMAOOOO I FUCKING KNEW ALL THE PRAISE WERE BOTS. Expected jeet bots over russian ones desu

>>715778846
>It's a game for babies but in the past even games for children had some substance

>>715778846
This kills the tendie

>>715778846
I’m 12 hours in and no ending in sight

>>715779852
>Digging through every pixel of dirt counts as content according to tendies

>>715778846
OH NO NO NO NO NO BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NICE “game” TENDIES

>$90 game
>5 hour campaign
>10 hours for 100%
>unoptimized piece of shit
>ps2 graphics

just another overhyped piece of shovelware like mario kart world... lol tendies are cooked

>>715779901
yes, and? find me a sony or microsoft game with better gameplay

>>715765178 (OP)
Huh, seems like tendies lost and got raped

>>715780053
ahem

>>715780108
derivative galaxy knock-off
bananza is unique and innovative

It is insane to see how utterly mindbroken /v/ is by the success of the Switch 2. I suspect that threads like this are being created by PC homosexuals who have been driven insane by their oestrogen shots.

>>715780194
lol

>>715780363
nah its always snoys, if you see someone posting some insane retarded shit its a snoid every time

A famous Korean streamer who specializes in Nintendo content has said that Donkey Kong Bananza is not fun.

>"Wow... I never thought I'd hear chat say I'm 'missing something' just because I don't find this fun."

>"So what, am I supposed to force myself to enjoy this game? That’s not how it works."

>"Just because it’s a Nintendo game, does that mean it has to be fun? How did we get here?"

>"This whole atmosphere makes me really uncomfortable."

>"I just can't keep playing Donkey Kong Banana—it’s way too boring."

>"So what?"

>>715781570
the absolute cope of having to find some random gook to post about

>>715781570
It's over..........

TK!
Tranny Kong!
TK!
Tranny Kong is here!

>>715765178 (OP)
Terminally online people should be systematically hunted down and killed by every government

>>715784452
>terminally online
kill yourself zoomer newfag

>>715782057
All it takes is two common colors to trigger y'all, huh.

mental illness thread

>>715778846
Looks like a PS3 launch title

>>715765261
It's true, I bought all the Switch 2 consoles hoping to convince people. No one else actually owns one
I'm sorry

bruh this game is like if donkey kong and RAMPAGE had a baby. if you dont like this game you are probably a 0 testosterone gay boy

>>715765178 (OP)
>Platformer of the year
>Forgoten
Its growing its fanbase baitposter. >>715766710
Covid forced for that release all at once. Yes it was awful.
Lol

>>715779901
werks for Minecraft, Terraria and so on

>>715765178 (OP)
i'll buy it when it's priced decently used, it looks like generic nintendo slop thats worth about $35. im sure its fun but not $70 fun to me personally

>>715781570
No one gives a fuck

I assume I’m 3/4 done with the game.
The digging is getting on my nerves

>>715765178 (OP)
Just not interested in ugly DK

I've seen almost nobody talking about their actual playthroughs of this game

>>715766710
You might've been if it was a 3D Mario and not this slop

>>715788719
not much to discuss but I can try
I just crushed the big watermelon and went to the elephant world and now I need to get the disk parts for the elephant leader

I do wish it were possible to have banana maps for the first world because I can’t find them all and I’d rather not use youtube

I hope some of you all know that creating false narrative and misinformation will not change reality and how people are enjoying Nintendo consoles and games. The Switch 2 will flop campaign didn’t work out. Sad face.

DK Bananza is yet another all timer. Another must play game. It is extremely innovative but still has its charm, its soul, its roots, and understanding of commercial appeal. Understanding the audience both hardcore fans and the mass market. It’s not Astro Bot. It’s not Death Stranding 2. They made another amazing game that will sell millions of units. 10 million AT LEAST which will be the best selling DK game. The fame and fortune just won’t stop. They have basically and successfully resurrected DK and upgraded it to be a big tentpole IP. (Waiting for Metroid’s and Xenoblade’s turn, which I think will happen too this generation).

I guess I could compliment the effort, tenacity, and willfulness with some individuals despite this constant hardship and Nintendo constantly ass blasting them.

Maybe one day, Nintendo, the Switch or Switch 2 will fail. But it’s VERY unlikely at least for another 10 years. That’s the facts.

Is this a bot thread? I know /v/ is full of retards, but this is too much.
If you're a real anon participating in this dogshit thread: please kill yourself.

I hope some of you all know that creating false narrative and misinformation will not change reality and how people are enjoying Nintendo consoles and games. The Switch 2 will flop campaign didn’t work out. Sad face.

DK Bananza is yet another all timer. Another must play game. It is extremely innovative but still has its charm, its soul, its roots, and understanding of commercial appeal. Understanding the audience both hardcore fans and the mass market. It’s not Astro Bot. It’s not Death Stranding 2. They made another amazing game that will sell millions of units. 10 million AT LEAST which will be the best selling DK game. The fame and fortune just won’t stop. They have basically successfully resurrected DK and upgraded it to be a big tentpole IP. (Waiting for Metroid’s and Xenoblade’s turn, which I think will happen too this generation).

I guess I could compliment the effort, tenacity, and willfulness with some individuals despite this constant hardship and Nintendo constantly ass blasting them.

Maybe one day, Nintendo, the Switch or Switch 2 will fail. But it’s VERY unlikely at least for another 10 years. That’s the facts.

>>715765178 (OP)
Already mot popular than Death Stranding 2 and Reddit 33.

>>715779901
Main story is about 30 or so with some side content, 50 to 60 100%

I hope some of you all know that creating false narrative and misinformation will not change reality and how people are enjoying Nintendo consoles and games. The Switch 2 will flop campaign didn’t work out. Sad face.

DK Bananza is yet another all timer. Another must play game. It is extremely innovative but still has its charm, its soul, its roots, and understanding of commercial appeal. Understanding the audience, both old and young, hardcore gamers and causals, hardcore fans and the mass market. It’s not Astro Bot. It’s not Death Stranding 2. They made another amazing game that will sell millions of units. Universally appealing game. 10 million AT LEAST which will be the best selling DK game. The fame and fortune just won’t stop. They have basically successfully resurrected DK and upgraded it to be a big tentpole IP. (Waiting for Metroid’s and Xenoblade’s turn, which I think will happen too this generation).

I guess I could compliment the effort, tenacity, and willfulness with some individuals despite this constant hardship and Nintendo constantly ass blasting them.

Maybe one day, Nintendo, the Switch or Switch 2 will fail. But it’s VERY unlikely at least for another 10 years. That’s the facts.

>>715793243
It really isn't. In fact I don't see anyone returning to any of the switch 1 library either besides Odyssey and BOTW