Thread 715765875 - /v/ [Archived: 192 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:02:22 AM No.715765875
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No seriously Anon.. How the hell can you hate this?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:07:39 AM No.715766148
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>>715765875 (OP)
>How the hell can you hate this?
No Reimu.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:08:35 AM No.715766192
>>715766148
Such a forced character lol.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:08:46 AM No.715766205
>>715765875 (OP)
I don't
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:09:28 AM No.715766229
>>715766148
fpbp

>715766192
Seethe, tranny.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:09:47 AM No.715766246
>>715766148
I've lost a lot of seed to this character, but never played any games with her.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:10:08 AM No.715766261
Itโ€™s cool I just donโ€™t wanna play smash anymore. I was burned out by 2020, I didnโ€™t buy Tekken or Kharts.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:10:39 AM No.715766282
>>715765875 (OP)
No Skull Kid, Shadow, or Waluigi. FUCK THIS GAME!
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:10:42 AM No.715766285
>>715765875 (OP)
I still can't believe Sora made it. He has been the largest longshot request since Brawl.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:11:18 AM No.715766314
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>>715765875 (OP)
Too few villains, you moron.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:11:35 AM No.715766327
>>715765875 (OP)
Sora
/thread
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:12:02 AM No.715766352
>>715765875 (OP)
OH MY SCIENCE LOOK AT ALL THESE CHARACTERS I RECOGNIZE
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:13:05 AM No.715766401
>>715765875 (OP)
we did it reddit!!!!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:14:27 AM No.715766465
>>715765875 (OP)
The gameplay hasn't changed meaningfully since Brawl, which itself was a step backwards from Melee in almost every way. The game now is a bloated nostalgia wankfest that, even casually, has produced diminishing returns ever since the Wii era.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:14:49 AM No.715766480
>Sephiroth before Eggman or Shadow
Bullshit.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:15:48 AM No.715766539
>>715766465
Meleefags are insufferable
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:16:07 AM No.715766559
>>715766465
Smash was genuinely never made for you.
It's literally a miracle that Meleefags like Melee at all.
And the only reason Melee was so big in the first place was because of nostalgiafagging.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:17:14 AM No.715766609
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I didnโ€™t understand this boardโ€™s obsession with cutting the roster. Why would you want to ever want to cut content from a game?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:17:20 AM No.715766612
It's not fun to play and the second pass didn't have a single character I cared for. Ultimate peaked with Banjo-Kazooie.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:17:24 AM No.715766616
>>715766246
That's proof enough that she needs to get into Smash
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:18:24 AM No.715766676
>>715765875 (OP)
The gameplay. So much input delay, no momentum, gameplay encourages running away. inconsistent outcomes.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:18:31 AM No.715766687
>>715766609
I mostly agree. I just want them to stop focusing on 3rd parties so much. But unlike most smash normies I actually play other Nintendo games.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:18:59 AM No.715766704
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>>715766285
I genuinely want to know why Sora pisses some of them off. Like he was the most requested character, literally the most deserving.

>Muh Sakurai lied
Literally why would Sakurai bring up the polls in the first place if it happened years ago? Why choose Sora to begin with instead of another shill pick?

I feel like the only group that has the right to be a tiny bit upset is the Doomfags because legit getting mii'd at the last second stings
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:19:24 AM No.715766730
>>715766609
I want revamped graphics and audio, new movesets for some characters, and beefy singleplayer content. I just don't expect all of those to happen while keeping Ultimate's gigantic roster.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:19:33 AM No.715766738
>>715766612
Jesus christ anon how old are you?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:20:17 AM No.715766778
>>715766738
33, why?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:20:54 AM No.715766808
>>715766559
Melee was made to be sharp. Maybe not as perfectly sharp as it ended up being, but it was very clearly designed with mechanical depth in mind just like Brawl was designed to knock it off at the knees. Ultimate was designed to try and bring it back a bit but lacks fundamental aspects which makes these games more fun (momentum, for one). Saying "it wasn't made for you" doesn't preclude someone else from criticizing aspects of the game. A casual player can still dislike Ultimate due to things like items being way too centralizing compared to the items in Smash 64 and Melee.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:21:04 AM No.715766813
>>715766539
I've played every game in the series more than you have. I'm not a Melee fag by any stretch of the imagination, I'm just telling the truth.
>>715766559
It wasn't made for any one group of person, other than those with at least a passing interest in Nintendo games. Unfortunately for your candy-ass, that DOES include me. I've had the distinct misfortune of 100%ing every one of these games, I do actually enjoy the nostalgic elements. I wish the gameplay just wasn't how it is today. Oh well.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:22:50 AM No.715766884
Shrek has the better party brawler game
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:24:27 AM No.715766963
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>Shrek has the better party brawler game
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:26:57 AM No.715767083
>>715765875 (OP)
Because the gameplay sucks.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:27:32 AM No.715767112
>>715766808
>playing with all items on
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:29:49 AM No.715767217
>>715765875 (OP)
I don't hate it but I'm dreading the future of the franchise given Nintendo's fetish for remasters and hyper-iterative sequels. I could easily see them being lazy and releasing "Super Smash Ultimate Deluxe" that adds 3 characters to the base game, 100 DLC characters, and makes tiny balance tweaks. And every Nintendo fan would defend it.
The franchise needs a reset that focuses on the fundamental.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:29:56 AM No.715767220
>>715766704
The reason why people get mad at Sora is threefold.
1. He is a JRPG swordguy
2. He is tied to a weird series that from the outside falls to deeply into being corny bullshit and 2000s "anime girl" culture. And so people don't like him.
3. He is the last pick.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:31:08 AM No.715767280
>>715766148
Otis and Shadow won
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:32:18 AM No.715767331
>>715766609
half the characters are generic anime characters with swords.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:33:47 AM No.715767423
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>>715766609
Because you have to
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:35:12 AM No.715767498
aw hell nah boi
aw hell nah boi
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The gameplay sucks. That's how.

also too much fire emblem slop
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:35:26 AM No.715767508
>>715766609
Anon it would be a new game, the content wouldn't be "cut". All the characters would be made from scratch.
This is how it's worked for almost every fighting game ever made and how it worked for Smash until Ultimate.
What you're advocating for is a rehash that can't make meaningful innovations to the actual gameplay systems because of the amount of work it would involve.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:35:51 AM No.715767528
>>715766559
Melee was not a complete accident. Z-cancelling and L-cancelling were both intended mechanics, so there were skill-based execution checks by design. Sakurai just got scared by Melee and proceeded to spend the next two decades living in terror of the big bad tryhard who was going to rape and cannibalize his precious little casuals - a scenario which would likely never happen to the average casual player.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:36:22 AM No.715767559
>you have to play at least 64 single player matches to just try everybody once
the fuck
but i know i'd have fun doing whatever single player options there are. does master hand come back?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:37:50 AM No.715767631
>>715767423
>K. Rool
>Cut
>Keeps Lucina, Byleth and ZSS
Your waifufaggotry couldn't be anymore obvious.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:38:12 AM No.715767651
Ignoring the lack of good side modes or good online even when compared to fucking smash wii u, tell me how many new character ended up in the base game compared to how many were added in the base game of previous titles
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:38:16 AM No.715767657
>>715766148
/thread
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:50:31 AM No.715768294
>>715766282
>>715766480
Japan doesn't care about Sonic.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:51:47 AM No.715768375
>>715766148
based. based.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:51:50 AM No.715768379
>>715765875 (OP)
>can't tell what the fuck are you trying to show
>open image
>pretendo cringe shit
Of course...
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:08:41 AM No.715769228
>>715766465
>the game is now a bloated [...]
And you just lost any credibility your opinions may have had
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:09:58 AM No.715769285
>>715765875 (OP)
>Plant
>Steve
>Inshitiroar
Easily.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:11:53 AM No.715769371
>>715767508
Just do more work then
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:13:26 AM No.715769458
truth nuke
truth nuke
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>>715766465
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:18:27 AM No.715769707
>>715766704
>I genuinely want to know why Sora pisses some of them off.
The only people hating him are autistic Genofags who are pissed that their stupid wooden puppet couldn't made it.
Sora is one of the coolest protagonist in gaming history so he deserves a spot.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:38:50 AM No.715770778
>>715769707
you mean phoenix wright
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:40:34 AM No.715770879
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>>715765875 (OP)
over 100ms of input delay
shit is criminal
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:43:31 AM No.715771032
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>>715765875 (OP)
by playing the game instead of jerking off to the css. One of the most annoying, least satisfying games I've ever played. Also why is there so much fucking clutter and smoke visually? It's like it was designed for people with ADHD. The series didn't used to be like that
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:43:47 AM No.715771047
>>715770778
No, I mean fucking Sora. How can you not see an awesome hero like him?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:53:43 AM No.715771558
>>715766704
Because the entire roster aged horrendously but he aged the worst with how awful KH3 turned out.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:22:06 AM No.715772893
>>715767423
>cut
>k rool
He's literally in a new video game.