Let's say you lived in the pokemon world hypothetical. if you decided NOT to battle how would one go about evolving their pokemon?
Sex with pokemon creatures
>>715789925 (OP)There's also side jobs like pageants you can get into.
>>715789925 (OP)I always found it weird how some pokemon in the anime seemingly just had the ability to evolve on command. Sabrina's Abra being the most obvious example.
She can "evolve" me anytime
>>715789925 (OP)Sucking off random wild pokemon in tall grasses in hopes of getting PKRS.
>>715790917why do that when you can have clean and domesticated Poke?
>>715789925 (OP)Rare candies, stones, trading... Have you not played the games?
>>715790917how have I never seen any hentai where a pokegirl gets pokerus from fucking her mons
>>715789925 (OP)Pokemon don't need to battle to evolve, that's mostly a game thing.
>>715789925 (OP)Well the one you posted canonically evolves by sexual intercourse
>>715790917>>715791170Ok seriously what is pokerus and what does it do?
>>715791309In the Anime, there are multiple occasions where we see very old versions of first and second stage Pokemon, and even some instances of Pokemon evolving very shortly after hatching. Evolution has essentially no hard connection to physical age.
>>715791673a viral disease that doubles the EV gains of your pokemon. it'll be cured after a while so it stops spreading but the benefits remain.
>>715791673POKEmon viRUS, except it isn't aids or something.
>>715791673a vrial disease that increases libido and susceptibility to pokemon pheromones - many a trainer has fallen and is seen in lewd acts with random pokemon unable to control themselves
if pokemon evolves with yer erect human cock still inside her - will ur cock evolve too?
>>715791673Makes your mons hella horny and oddly attracted to their trainers
>>715791728Yes, it's about strong emotions or experiences. Battle is a good way to get one to evolve, but things like love and trauma work as well.
>>715792139In other words, fucking your pokemon until she mindbreaks is a good way to do so
>>715792093Yeah. that's why I have a dicktrio now.
>>715792139I thought you were just RPing by mentioning trauma but I guess the Red Gyarados is a real example of that
>>715792889They know.
I'll get an umbreon and... do some sewing work.
>>715792951Paul abusing his pokemon is another good example.
>>715793051If they knew, they'd make me the lifesize Lopunny plush I've been asking for
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>>715792093It would be very painful
>>715792113Imagine if you were walking down the street and you saw some dude French kiss his dog
>>715793813You're a big guy
>>715793878I'd audibly say "I'll have what he's having"
I want to stick my dick inside meowscarada ear and cum inside.
>>715792113>knocked your ice cream on the groundshe deserves to be in a pokeball for that
clean this disgusting furshit porn dump thread already jannoid, do your fucking job.
>>715793195Chinese sex doll manufacturers are getting pretty good so you might actually get that one day.
>>715794109I'd still prefer a plush. Easier to clean then a giant silicon doll
>>715794109>Pretty good>That horrendous disproportioned thingYeah no thanks.
>>715790354>no ultimatesurrender.com but with female anthros
>>715794538Yes ear, i want to fuck her hear, both of them, and cum inside.
>>715794224> cleaning cum out of plush is easier..no?
>>715794538featureless crotch...
sexo...
>>715794612I wasn't planning on cum in in it it was just going to clean of all my sweat and dead skin from me cuddling every night when I go to bed.
>>715794109>Pretty good>Entirely off model>Even does the fucked up the helmet memeSorry annon, but I prefer plush toys like my 1:1 Lucario and giant hyena. Hugging them is actually fun.
>>715794594Anon but that will fill her head full of cum! It will make her a cumbrain!
>>715793051fucking Aliexpress keeps advertising this to me, is it a fuck doll?
>>715794953the pages usually have detailed photos, check them
>>715795026I've found with sex dolls they tend to avoid the holes, that's why it was unclear to me, it's not that I want it, I'm just confused why somebody would want a 1:1 scale plush of a humanoid cat that if you see the thread people want to fuck it.
>>715795224They will indicate that the doll has it just censored
>>715793878Yeah Canada is weird
>>715794313>>715794690I mistyped. Meant to say "bold" though I don't think it's horrendous. If the changed the proportions a bit it'd be perfect
>>715795224> "why would anyone wants something they want to fuck"
>>715795294I guess it's not fuckable then, that makes it a bit strange to me then, as it looks like something degenerates would love to fuck.
>>715795358yeah point taken.
>lopunny op
>Cat fags in the thread
Wack
>>715789925 (OP)Considering Bunneary evolves through hapiness, you don't even need to put them to battle. Just walking around with them in the party increases the happiness value, even if it takes a long time, and there are EV-reducing berries that can quickly increase happiness too.
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>>715795716If there was even a single Lopunny pic anywhere as lewd as these cat pics the thread would be trashed
>>715795443Boys don't have big butts
>>715796182I'm male and I have a bit ass, it's not pretty though :(
>>715795716I'm fine with both
have a lopunny I like
pokemons are animals
you wouldn't fuck an animal
>>715791673https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9rus
>>715796479Anything with a good quivering , waiting hole
>>715789925 (OP)I would breed Pokรฉmon by fucking them with my peenus weenus if you understand what I'm saying.
>>715796612No, I dont, can you explain this to my underage Vulpix girl in great detail?
>>715796479If they looked an acted like Pokemon sure.
But if an animal looked and acted like a Pokemon then it'd be a Pokemon and not an animal anyway.
>>715796479>you wouldn't fuck an animalI would (consensually)
>>715790518Why was this deleted?
>>715796693Hitoner / ใใใใผ!
it's non-H
Sufficient physical activity + loving attention should do the trick.
You do the math.
>>715794109I prefer the poke versions.
>>715796817Thx, but my mind can turn non h in h.
>>715796702I can't do that, that wouldn't be breeding. Give her a fire stone first, you sick fuck.
>go to a pokemon brothel for the first time
>yo wtf are these prices
>$1k for one hour with gardevoir or lucario, this is bullshit
>they point me to the ghost pages
>can get an hour with froslass and sableye at the same time for $50
let's get it
>>715796893>y mind can turn non h in hwtf no way explain
>>715796917But they'll just clip through your dick
>>715796857I don't think a lot of baths everyday would be enough to induce an evolution anon.
>>715796931Having a certain age and started masturbating without internet my brain can do h-stuff without needing of h-pics, i can use a normal video or pic and masturbate to it thanks to my imagination.
>>715797002only if they want to
>>715796915I will shove that firestone right into her tight pristine lovehole
Rough sex with muscular females
>>715789925 (OP)Feeding them rare candies and shit they like.
There's also the day-care/pokepelago/etc.
The rest use items to evolve, so you don't need anything else.
>>715797150>gay dadHow does that even happen?
>>715797150Holy shit based edit
>>715796406>tfw will never be a young male trainer and get semi-con buttfucked by my recently evolved and overwhelmingly pent-up pokefriendbros
>>715789925 (OP)I wouldn't fuck a pokemon
SMT demons, however...
>>715797202Read the filename
>>715790447Abra I can understand. It had a vast amount of experience being a gym leader's pokemon. She just never needed to evolve it before then.
>>715797139Prostate massage time.
>>715797295Doesn't explain the new narrative
>>715794109Is it sad that I know exactly which sex doll company this is? And yes, their dolls they've made over the past year or so keep looking more and more fucked up like this.
>>715792113I still can't believe ProJared commissioned this.
>>715797470We just had that thread yesterday so most people know by now
>>715796596I'm 35 and have never heard of that. What the fuck...
>>715794109fucking link that goddamn doll right fucking now
>>715791673It's an infectious autoimmune disease, but instead of crippling your immune system it strengthens it.
>>715789925 (OP)>>715790087 There's no laws against the pokeymon, batman.
>gymrat tier
blaziken and lucario
>hips for days
mewtwo and lugia
>literally just a human girl
gardevoir and kirlia
>my wives
froslass and sableye
>>715794109The dude on the left 100% caught the dude on the right fucking shortly before this picture was taken
You all need Jesus. Anyway, I am about to start becoming a pokemon master with my original yellow and crystal cartridges, once they come back from the vintage game store with their new batteries.
>>715794109>already an extremely sexualized character design>try to boost that sex appeal by 10,000%It just looks stupid now.
Are some pokemon mammals?
>>715794224>>715794687I would prefer plush simply because it looks and feels better, but silicone would be infinitely easier to clean. It's non-porous and doesn't absorb moisture so you could just wipe it down with a damp cloth to get rid of built up sweat and dander. That stuff seeps into plush though, so you'll want to be good with a sewing needle.
>>715797217Do not demons. Your soul isn't worth it, anon!
Fuck an alien, anthro girls, whatever, but do NOT demons.
>>715791053Is this considered off model?
>>715798271Miltank has mammaries, so it is by definition a mammal.
>>715798271They all lay eggs, and barring Miltank I don't think any of them (canonically) have big lactating tiddies. So probably not
But there's a rare few mammals that lay eggs irl, like platypuses, so maybe.
>>715798506it's mostly on-model besides the ass, rest can be chalked up to "off-style"
>>715792139Then something just snapped... Something inside of me.
>>715794953Based on your search history?
Yes.
>>715797694It's super uncommon, to the point where most people A: Don't know it exists and B: Are more likely to run across a shiny.
>>715798271trying to assign irl taxonomic distinctions to pokemon is pointless, specially when they have their own taxonomic distinction in-universe (egg groups)
humans are either both human-like and field or can mate with all groups btw
>>715798417There's at least 1 guy...
>>715798417glaceon donut......
I TRIED USING DUGTRIO WITH ARENA TRAP LIKE THAT ANON SAID BUT IT HAS ROAR! IT HAS FUCKING ROAR! THIS GAY FUCKING NIGGERKIKE JEW HAS ROAR! HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE POSSIBLE? FUCK I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE TROONS FUCK
>>715798880I feel I'm in that Men In Black scene every time I talk about my Pokemon.
>What you think because I have a Lopunny I have sex with it?>Okay I do have sex with it, but not everybody does!
>>715789925 (OP)normally i'd complain about off-model twitter bodytypes or whatever but the way he drew her eyes super far apart is very cute and bunnylike so it's cool
>>715796406I'm mega straight but femboy lopunny really does it for me
>>715799117I wish there was some silly picture of an extreme POV close up to a front view Lopunny because you'd barely be able to see their eyes at that close
>>715793878If his dog walks on two legs and can shoot fire I ain't saying a goddamn thing.
>>715791053Why do I have the slight feeling this artist does vore?
It's ironic how Team Rocket is obsessed with Pikachu, but never realizes the insane value of Meowth.
>>715794109Tits are fine but did they increase the ass slider to avoid pedo allegations?
I'd make my pokemon orgasm until they evolve.
>>715799638> cute, good liking drawn mouth> immediately think of vorefucking shitfag fetish degen
mouth can be sexy without having any connection to vorefaggotry
>>715799846Non-stop, orgasm torture untill they either pass out due to pleasure overload or evolve?
>>715793878>Based>Based>Based>Based
>>715799974source?
I love thick tongues and kemono girls
>>715794109There no way this is legal
>>715790354The things I would do and would allow this creature to do to me
>>715800157no idea, some Vrchat model probs
>>715800169not that much different from drawing IP characters for commissions i'd guess, or they are in china so nintendo can't do shit about it
>>715794109No way thats a real product
>>715800169>Nintendo: We will sue you!>Chinese business: Sue who?>Chinese business: *closes*>New Chinese business: We are just starting up and making sex dolls based on famous characters!>Nintendo: We will sue you!
>>715794109God dammit I was already saving up for the rouge one what the fuck is this.
>>715799638>ignoring the overly drawn paws
>>715789925 (OP)genuinely how could you say no to this
>>715799638>>715800802i think the artist is just good at drawing my dudes, the mouth/paw quality matches up with the rest of the drawing
>>715789925 (OP)Get off your lazy ass and work out with them
>>715800984bruh i thought it was going to cut off to sex
>>715796406Gaming with Lopunny (male)
>>715797470Can you...give a name? For a friend
>>715800984>almost 30 seconds of his brown name instead of more contentAaaaaaan niggerlisted.
>>715801086please understand it was cut for youtube which places "end tiles" on your video at the end
>>715798417Two nukes weren't enough
>>715801284please understand it was cut for youtube which places "end tiles" on your video at the end
>>715801551What joke? There was never a joke it was always sex
sleeping with fluffy pokemon
You're all zoophiles in this thread
>>715801938erm. it's pokephile not zoophile, pokemon aren't animals
>>715801938but they're sentient unlike cats
cats are literal npcs that do the same exact thing every single day
>>715793878Some times the dog doesn't give you a choice
>>715801925huff the fluff
>>715792889I'm actually retarded, someone post something for size comparison that's the same size as these pluhies. That flareon looks MASSIVE but it's also a bullshot promotional picture so they cannot be that big.
I need reference pictures of comparable size things. Post examples
>>715797619The only acceptable use of this technology
>>715802121The plushies ARE big, allegedly 1:1
You also forgot that japanese are fucking tiny as a whole
>>715802054I don't remember this don bluth movie
>>715802284>You also forgot that japanese are fucking tiny as a wholethat's why I feel this is a bullshot missleading image because the chick is tiny by comparison. I need images of objects that are comparable in size to the eevees to get a better idea of how big they are
>>715800663>the rouge oneqrd?
>>715801204chocolate bunny erotic
POST MALE LOPUNNY
>POST MALE LOPUNNY
>>715801976post hella sweet version
You guys better be posting Vidya in here
>>715801925AO3.org/works/35649274?view_adult=true
>>715802710Each time I see this I feel like it gets even more baked than last time
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>>715793878What if the dog looked like this
>>715802327All human men go to heaven
Does anybody have those drawings of quadraped eeveelutions in clothing and gigantic asses? Cant find em
>>715802872kek
is this real?
>>715793878in this case the dog was frenching the dude
>>715803254that's a butthole
>>715803038Sorry bro. We breed the big ones out of existence
>>715803104what if fox looked like this
>>715802872They had to have realised.. right?
>>715803208The last one is when you let her sleep next to you
>>715803395>They had to have realised.. right?Bro in all the pictures they are depicted from the back and that pikachu one has the stripes right below its ass, so yeah they were pretty aware of what they were doing.
Too many normal fag choices in this thread
>>715803664fellas... should we tell him?
>>715803664The fart queen
>>715803567he says, posting off model
>>715803664Implying this one isnt one of the most normalfag choices right alongside Gardevoir and Lopunny
>>715800984the hakoomer...
>>715803020which one is male and which one is female?
>>715803664>salazzle>not normalfagget a real pokewaifu
>>715793878Imagine if I were walking inside your room with a loaded shoutgun to blow your peanut-sized brains out.
>>715791673Nanomachines, son
They harden in response to physical trauma
>dimwit's ninetales
Bros why do i keep going back time after time and pumping fucking ropes...
Ive never used a single piece of porn as much.
>>715804478For me it was Umbreon... And Amaterasu.
>>715800912don't get why it always has to be vore with pokemon
>>715804478The Ninetales one is disappointing because it only has like 15 seconds of her actually getting fucked in the ass.
>>715804603Tell me more about it, yiff republic is great but it's a bit slow. I need more umbreon.
>>715804894Look up his e621 stuff
>>715803664For me it's scrafty
>>715804796I do wish it was longer and had more positions.
Just something about the oral focus though...
>>715804603Theyre anthro though, thats normal. Ninetales is feral and i usually dont like that.
>>715804357Just like my penis haha
>>715804967She wasn't naked janitors
>>715805052>Ninetales is feral and i usually dont like that.Get over it.
>>715804967This was completely sfw gay mods
>>715800984>animation is my passion
>nephew I head you've become a pokemon trainer!
>c'mon let me see your team!
>Meowscarada
>Braixen
>Loppuny
>Gothorita
>...
>you know a Gardevoir would round up your team nicely
Say something nice about the weed cat
>>715799738Meowth is a employee is already their employee, and already proven to be worthless in battle by his personality alone
>>715803567Imagine sliding it down your ERECT AND SENSITIVE HUMAN MALE cCOCK, down to the shaft, basially almost pushing her to the brink of being unconscious and then just walking with her on your cock around the house
>>715803567Dengon's animations of Snivy are so fucking hot
Iโd rather a Lucario gf
>>715805616It can do mind-boggling magic tricks.
>>715805616knows her place
>>715805812wtf is this real?
>>715803567>>715805689This would kill a snivy, please do not
>>715806119the one with child bearing hips
>>715806119Im gonna fuck that fat bitch
>>715805907snake cloacas are VERY STRETCHY anon
>>715806279Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
>cum in her
>she starts evolving
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>>715806119>Muslim extremist gf>Dooner emo gf>Mean hairy gf>Smug party tricks gf>Vintage gf>Autistic edgy gf>Fat gf>Autistic mute gf>Autistic and adhd gf
>>715806119I'm betting that absol is the fluffiest of the bunch
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>>715806119Luxray due to nostalgia. She starred in one of my first glimpses into furry pornography.
>>715806119Delcatty is gonna be my hoe
>>715806412Imagine her leglocking you and holding you tight as the blinding light takes you both.
Her quivering frame as she slowly comes down from the excitement.
Imagine the first kiss you share in her new form
>>715806615Would you feel her pussy being reshaped while inside her
>>715806119Luxray because of electric stimulation :^)
Pokemon wives (and mothers)
>>715806119Mew because she can learn transform
Which Pokemon girl is the designated rapist girl?
>>715806786>Sex while evolving perfectly and permanently molds her to your cock
>>715799738Any pokemon can learn to talk according to show lore
What would you do in this situation
>>715798346What about angels?
>>715807963>the puzzle has obvious hints
My dream team, yes we all have casual sex with eachother
>>715795336a fucking leaf kek!
>>715808171How do you fuck a ghost?
Opinions on human on Pokemon impregnation?
>>715808198I wanna touch her beans
>>715808198Do Pokemons get ass parasites?
>>715808249You take her out on a nice date, you fall asleep together, have some really weird dreams, and then you wake up naked with her looking at you with an extremely smug expression
>>715808452Impossible. Consequence free sex
>>715808452Itโs what Arceus intended
>>715808536Why is his head turned 180 degrees?
>>715808672To look at you
>>715799638I doubt it. Vorefags/mawfags usually put a lot more emphasis on the fleshy interior. That mouth is too in line with the rest of the picture.
>>715807963Pick up and move
>>715798271Gardevoirs became mammals after breeding with too many humans
>>715805689You just can't help but bring your repressed faggotry into this, can you?
>>715808942That pokemon is several times stronger and faster than you.
>>715808917god forbid a man have a hobby
>>715809041She clearly wants uppies
>>715808054Well that too endangers your soul, just in a different way.
Just stick to wanting to fuck anthropomorphic animals like a normal person and leave the blasphemy at the door
>>715796406>draw a girl>call it a boyWhy do people do this
>>715808249G-G-GHOST BLOWJOB WOOOoooOOOO
>>715798730Yep, I got TWO shinies on my old copy of FireRed (lost it, RIP) before I got PKRS on my Kadabra.
>>715793878Good girls get smooches.
>>715793878>Imagine if you were walking down the street and you saw some dude French kiss his dog
There's nothing wrong with humans and Pokemon having sex
>>715797253dogs can't feel pleasure from fingering
>>715810314How do you know that
>>715803664>salazzle Come on anon, I love her too, but that normalfag as well. Where the Orbeetle love?
I want to hold hands with cute pokegirls, fingers tangled together even!!!
>>715793917I'd chuckle and give you a thumbs up
>>715805616why do pokemon look so sexy with clothes
Look you can like whatever sentient math equation, talking geodes, giant whales, alien gods or floating ball of plasma that goes for Pokemon nowadays, but the moment you add human breasts to any of them is the moment I think less of you as a person.
>>715810314Seconding this
>>715810351 please enlighten me anon
>>715810431Implies they're constantly naked otherwise
>>715806119absol i love absol
but she's NOT a fucking cat!!!! if we exclude her because of this then meowscarada
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>>715808452not in the same egg group, so impossible
>>715810431Clothes indicate theres something to hide. Featureless butts and crotches look cutesy and cartoonish on many characters.
>>715789925 (OP)>>715790087>>715790354Pokemon were made to be lifelong partners.
>>715810604Humans can impregnate all Pokemon
>>715810538>>715810615even the outfits that don't hide a thing are very erotic
>>715809089Stay mad, bitch. Your seethe gives this imageboard life.
>>715792778congrats on no longer being a dicklett.
>>715805616She'll make a wonderful mother to our kids
>>715803664>complains about normalfag shit>posts normalfag shitlol
lmao
>>715810674>takes a human form just to get impregnated by a humanuhhh... do pokegods really?
>>715797826>infectious autoimmune diseaseDo you not understand what the โautoโ in โautoimmuneโ means? While there is no official classification for it, what youโre thinking about is a delayed inflammatory autoimmune response to a previous infection like what rheumatic fever is to scarlet fever
>>715798069>yellowMake sure to get your Mew with the teleport trainer battle glitch.
>and crystalAnd get a GameCart Reader/Writer so you can activate the Celebi event.
And don't forget to use your saves for the Stadium games.
>>715805616she cute. needs more maskless art
>>715810314Could you please explain to the class, anon?
So just what is in Glaceon Untamed exactly?
>>715809027> her> faggotry
>>715798623>>715798824Yeah but the eggs are unironically like magic protective shell and arenโt actual eggs like real life ones.
Would you a genetic abomination?
>>715790354>>715800314>"Did you notice Pikachu Libre is a girl?"Era-defining statement.
>>715810767>glaceon >wearing pantiesFake and gay
>>715793878Alternatively: imagine if you were walking down the street and you saw some French dude kiss his dog
>>715789925 (OP)off-model garbage
>>715789925 (OP)I would threaten them at gunpoint. I would say I'm offering the Pokemon three chances right then and there to evolve, but offer them only two. If they declined twice, I would put a bullet through their eyes in front of a different Pokemon I'd actually want to evolve. After making an example of the first 'mon, I'd demand the next one evolve immediately, under the same parameters. I think they'd cooperate under such pressure.
>>715811556But they evolve from happiness, you'd just end up with a bunch of dead Pokemon
>>715811136>>715811079it's an AI generated image
>>715810616>I think I need a larger sizeNo you need to lose some weight, fat ass.
>>715789925 (OP)>Let's say you lived in the pokemon world hypothetical. if you decided NOT to battle>NOT to battleWhat kind of fucking casual do you think I am?
>>715811167Two's company.
>>715811650They ought to be happy to even be alive.
>>715799638you have mental issues
These are my Platinum mons
which one should I draw porn of?
>>715794109These guys take commissions? I've got an unhealthy fuck I'd want to give to a certain character.
>>715811850Vespiquen need's more love, so her.
>>715811850Do they fuck their trainer?
>>715797150>musclefaggots just want to fuck males with eyelashesfigures
>>715811660The second isnโt. Not sure about the first
>>715811850Shiro of course.
Tomgirl Mesuiki Frottage
>>715811673stop being gay on purpose
at least be gay on accident like when you got seduced by that ditto
>>715811850the roselia or the vespiquen
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>>715811850InFEMape needs more love plsss!!! Pair her with your Lopunny or a Lucario
>>715789925 (OP)honeybun............sexo..............
This will happen to all of you horny bastards in the Pokemon world. Won't be so fun then.
>>715811850All of them except Gardevoir
>>715812292anthrotards >>>/out/
>>715812292And how is that a bad thing again?
>>715811951all of them except Gardevoir
>>715812292Begone with such degeneracy! HMOFA pairings are for life
>>715811850Evolve your Roselia and get the queen.
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There is nothing more pure than the love between a man and his Pokewife.
>>715789925 (OP)As someone who likes Lopunny as a pokemon in a non sexual way seeing it depicted like that is always kinda weird
>>715797253>>715810314>>715810351>>715810473He's lying. I had a female chihuahua back in the day and any time she went in heat she'd hump her dog toys. She liked the stuffed owl toy the best.
>>715812506God, I hate so many of the Gen 4 evolutions for old mons so fucking much
Not Roserade, mind you, Roserade is good. But seeing her reminded me of how shit some of them are. Magmortar, Electrivire, and Rhyperior are all fucking awful
>>715812121>Not liking fat disgusting blobs makes you gayYou are the real gays because you hate the actual female form. You desire something that doesn't look like a woman anymore.
>>715812692>hating on electivirecringe
>>715792889>Jolteon, you son of a bitch! Unlock this door this instant!!
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>>715805586>gardevoir>not mawile
>>715793878>Imagine if you were walking down the street and you saw some dude French kiss bipedal, intelligent dog with thumbshonestly good for that dude
>>715812768>eggfuckerBASED
>>715811167imagine the unique pussy
>>715812720yeah you're retarded and responding to you the first time was a waste of typing, thanks for the (You) asshole
>>715812692No way, Porygon-Z, Weavile, Gliscor, Honchkrow, Gallade, and way more are all kino. I even like Electivire
I haven't played any pokemon game, which one is the best to start with
>>715811167wtf she's literally me
>>715812885I accept your concession and hope you do better next time.
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I love my wife, Serperior! We have romantic candle lit dinners every week and cuddle every night.
>>715812957Gold or Silver
>>715811850My Scarlet team was Meowscarada, Quaquaval, Hattrene, Tinkaton, Goodra, and Salazzle
All female btw
>>715812227>>715811938>>715812053>>715812141Infernape and Vespiquen do need more love...
I guess i'll draw them!
>>715812082Shiro is a cutie
>>715812823This artist mainly does vore content
>>715812957Start with Fire Red and work your way up. My favs are Emerald, Platinum, and Black 2
>>715812957if you plan on playing more than just one of them, start with fire red and leaf green. they're remakes of the first games with QOL improvements and none of the bullshit.
>>715812981Does she like ice cream?
>>715812957White or Black then White or Black 2
>>715812972>I accept your concessionThe fact you use this non-response means you never had an argument in the first place. Thanks for the (You) but I'll be ignoring your retardation from now on
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what IV spread is this and what are its good matchups
>>715813083yes I know thank you very much
>>715812658>Me paying to hold her hand in public and genuinely enjoy her in the presence of others
>>715813173Yup, once again running away because you know you're wrong. Maybe plebbit is more your speed.
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>>715813138Please do not post lewd edits of my wife. She is very self-conscious.
>>715812957HG/SS are the most definitive games. Give you both gen 1 and gen 2 but with QoL of later entries and a lot of end game content too.
>>715813051You know, that's really beautiful. Cat's belly fur is the most pleasant thing in the whole world.
>>715813138>>715813265This snake was MADE for giving wimpy handjobs with her tiny leaf-hands
>>715806119Mew, a floating cat would be cool
>>715789925 (OP)>Let's say you lived in the pokemon world >hmmm tauros meat, torchic egg, seaking fillet, spicy kinglerI don't know man haha..
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>>715813319Stop talking lewdly about my wife. What we do in the bedroom is completely private. You're embarrassing her.
>>715813248Louis get out of there
>>715813248Does this artist still post shit? Every time I've found him, it isn't long until he nukes his galleries. He did such good size stuff.
>>715813407Consume the weak
>>715813441How does it feel to have those limp hands wrapped around your junk?
>>715812823>>715813449>being subjected to hours of SCHLOP by your big-tongued wifeNice.
>9 gens of constant human and pokemon interspecies mixing leads up to Meowscarada's existance
>with the leaked lore that confirmed human pokemon relations can be sexual
truly a monste girl fag's heaven
>>715813082>Infernape and Vespiquen do need more love...Dawn or Infernape walking face first into Vespiquenโs ass as sheโs bent over, eating from a honey tree
>>715813265>>715813441Imagine running your hands down her gentle, slender body
imagine feeling her whole self shivering under your gentle sensual touch
>>715811850>female starterThe choice is obvious. Infernape sexo
>>715813082i love gardevoir faggots
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>can be whatever you need
>>715813273Gonna be mad if I don't get a meowscarada wife in the afterlife
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>>715813689Stop it, or I'll send her out to attack and MAKE you stop.
>>715813840You are going to hell brotha
>>715813852god yes please send her to ATTACK me
>>715813740>watching machine pokemon>fridge pokemon>rice cooker pokemon>lawnmower pokemon....These are fake, right? There's no way the Pokemon franchise is THIS retarded.
Note: I don't play Pokemon, I just look at the porn.
>>715813740what if i want rotom just the way it is
>>715813218I thought that was Queenie for a second
>>715813951>anon hasn't seen the rotom oven
>>715813951it's a ghost that possesses mechanical devices
you never find those things in the wild, you have to actually make your rotom possess them to get those forms
>>715813905I'm gonna be mad if I'm not endlessly tortured by a masochistic meowscarada in the afterlife
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>>715813906You disgust me. I'm calling Officer Jenny.
>pokemon thread
>posts full of off-model furry trash
>still no pruned after 6 hours with a NSFW pic.
???
gently kissing your pokewaif
>>715814118Make sense. Did that comic ever get to fucking? It was strongly hinted at early, and then seemed to drop the idea completely
>>715792113Anyone have that gay mini comic where the trainer starts out a a chubbster but after having the scorbunny line he loses weight and then they fuck gayly at the end. It was by some Japanese artist on Pixiv but their account is gone and I haven't found the set anywhere
>>715813951Rotomโs been around for almost 20 years lol. Later games turned hit almost into a mascot, where itโs always in you pokedex and phones and shit
>>715814205JANNY, JANNY PLEASE JANNY I NEED YOUR CUMMIES JANNY PLEASE DADDY JANNY I NEED YOUR CUMMIES
>Anon, explain yourself.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>715814295Who's the mysterious 4th mon
>>715814207been on hiatus for years
https://queenieadventure.thecomicseries.com/
>>715814295>"You can join us, if you want. I'm sure we can catch a Growlithe for you or something on the way to my house."
>>715814282Who is the artist? They do incredibley pleasant expressions
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>>715814360Last update was May 4th of this year, dipshit
>>715814205> pokemon thread on /v/> full of borderline but still sfw pics> best poke thread on the board and the sitemany such cases
>>715814348meowscarada surely
>>715814295>after hearing my hour long explanation
>>715814295Bitch my poketaxes don't go towards you judging me, do your job
>>715814429Disregard this post actually, I suck cocks
I only get my art and comics from e621
>>715813138>ruined by vorefags
>>715814407AzRE, he is basically married to Serp/Snivy, draws exclusively her for the past 10 fucking years (as in her: female, with female holes)
>>715811167In a heartbeat, I would Mew as well
All _he really wants is companionship after all
>>715814295Yes I have lovey dovey sex with my poke girls. Whats the issue?
>>715814497Should also be using Kemono for Patreon shit.
>>715812821>>715814452I am forced to assume that anyone who waifu's Mawile is into vore.
>>715812664Yeah I had a feeling he was talking out of his ass.
>>715802450They're faker versions which I don't understand why they did that for since there are plenty of sex toy/dolls of game characters that have the real designs and names attached. They're neat but too tall, too off model, and too cheap looking to be worth it outside of novelty. If they can make it like the nottanj model but irl and at BJ height (105cm ish) then it'd be worth all my money
>>715814367Disgusting. You don't just catch and fuck a random pokemon, you have to build up a long-term relationship based on love and trust. I shan't let some harlot join me and my pokewives in our intimate lovemaking
>>715814429But like, do they fuck? He basically fingers her in the first chapter
>>715814429>Can't be assed to draw one black and white comic page within less than two monthsWestern artists work ethics are absolutely abysmal.