Thread 715805913

Stay hydrated, /v/.

Holy shit I loved this game as a kid

>>715807225
>as a kid
you must be +18 to post here

>>715807445
sands of time came out 22000 years ago

>>715807445
That game is 22 years old, my man. It could drink and vote if it was alive.

>>715807445
anon you're 45 years old.

>>715805913 (OP)
*dies after drinking dirty puddle water*

Holy dung I adored this game as an old person.

>>715807772
Ancient Persia actually had cleaner drinking water than Rome.

Thanks for reminding me. On a given day I drink maybe only a cup of water . I survive as a skeleton ..47kg skelly

>>715805913 (OP)
Kino.

>>715808149
Because the dumbass Romans used lead for everything.

>>715808306
Damn
Never thought I'd say this but for your sake I hope you're a manlet
t. fellow skelly

>>715805913 (OP)
You now remember the cancelled PoP remake that was being worked on my ubi india.

>>715807536
As a fun little thought experiment, imagine that this post claiming that Sand of Time came out 22k years ago is some sort of message that is proven to be factually correct.
I wonder what the implications would be on society as a whole, learning that this one video game is so old, that human or human-like civilizations made a video game that far into the past and it somehow survived until now where a studio simply discovered it and reverse engineered as epic tale or perhaps even an interactive documentary from ages old. How would society react?

>>715808595
little bit of metal didn't hurt nobody

>saved game as farah was mid-falling into a spike pit
>softlocked the game as a child

>>715808685
Dumbass prince just held the button for too long

>>715805913 (OP)
the Prince of Persia was a giant? was that woman trying to take a bath and this dude just started drinking it?

>>715810045
Were you born a cyclops or did you lose an eye in a tragic boating accident?

>>715807445
anon you're already dead

I fucking love drinking water

>>715810420
NANI?!

>>715810045
No, she's already left the bath

>>715808595
The lead pipes were bad at first, but after a while, a mineral barrier was form thus preventing lead poisoning.

anti-dry fasting psyop

>>715808595
>he doesn't use lead as water sweetener
lel, I bet you use corn syrup like instead

Hydrated and ready to take on the day!

>>715808671
Supposedly it's still coming in 2026

>>715810420
https://youtu.be/FNzBWNkFYqs?si=sWPcSpR3RAijhvta

>>715808671
it's not cancelled

>>715805913 (OP)
I loved the dynamic between the prince and that pajeeta. SoT had some magic in it.

They put something in it to make you forget.

>>715808671
>So bad that Ubisoft looked at it and delayed it 5 more years
I can't imagine what Indian nepotism hires cooked up.

>>715808671
No I don't. The original is fine.

>>715805913 (OP)
Always am.

>>715807445
anon I was in grade school when this came out and I'm 30 now

>>715814305
sot is one of the best written video games of all time

>>715814905
For some reason, most of the best written games came from that early '00s era. From West to East, it wasn't a local event.

>>715814594
It wasnt delayed. That game was finished and was going through Sonys certification process and gamefiles were on PSN servers already. Some people with preorders were able to decrypt files and it was 24Gbs. Apparently there is playable build somewhere on jailbroken ps4 due to that too. You can find trophies for this game online because of that. This pajeet remake was so bad Ubisoft decided to basically nuke finished product because they though it would damage the IP so much. Then they gave the project to Ubi Montreal to make it completly from scratch.

>>715805913 (OP)
this year i think ill replay this trilogy
thanks for reminding me

>>715814905
I beat the game twice and don't remember a single thing about the story except it felt like generic Hollywood garbage.

>>715816147
i'm sorry about your alzheimer's

this shit is amazing, why were you niggas so butthurt about it?

*SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP*

>>715816147
It is, but the characters have good banter, that's probably what he means.

>>715816461
>open trailer
>rap music starts playing
To the ignore list you go.

>>715816461
retards think he's black

fuck off tranimes this is a tranime free zone
i knew about prince of persia before you tainted the whole world

>>715805913 (OP)
>Fighting several of the sand monsters at once
>Low on HP
>Go to a pond and start drinking right in the middle of combat
The healing in this game was immersive most times, but it was plain hilarious during combat.

>>715805913 (OP)
I never noticed the intestines UI before
makes it gross

>>715816147
No no, that's not how it happened.

>>715816461
No one played it because it released on EGS, and by the time it came to Steam no one cared.

>>715805913 (OP)
>tfw you know

>>715805913 (OP)
does this game have controller support on steam?

>>715805913 (OP)
>water is how you refill your health bar
>the prince also has blue eyes to symbolize his royal status
kino game

>>715816461
Cultural appropriation like this is done to normalize genocide.
People who push it and even people who defend it need to be executed.

>>715821372
Fallout 3 Hardcore mode lol

What kind of a name is Kakaloompia?

I played the fuck out of every one of these so I didn't even touch Uncharted because the climbing looked like a boring copycat.

>>715816461
The people on the literal dev team directly told me not to play it and that it wasn't for me. I should have guessed they were full of shit about that too.

I'm still not puting up with the fucking Ubisoft launcher.

I got Sands of Time in a bargain bin for my friend in grade school for his birthday. I watched him play it and he got stuck for like 10 minutes on the very first chain wall jump, he got so frustrated that he handed me the controller and I beat it the first try. I actually thought the wall jumping was so cool that I got another copy for myself from the same bargain bin and that started a 20 year saga of PoP/Asscreed obsession that I slowly broke out of as the freeclimbslop genre deteriorated.
Thanks for reading my blog.

>>715816461
I'd play it if it were a cute brown girl instead.

Sands of Time is the only actually good one, right?

>>715816461
I am never playing any video game or watching any show or movie that features that zoomer negroid hair style. It's aposematism.

>>715821372
>dies from radiation

>>715805913 (OP)
That's good advice.
Drink EVEN IF YOU DO NOT FEEL THIRSTY.
Your body won't tell you until you feel dizy.

>>715805913 (OP)
name 5(four) games where you need to drink water to restore health

>>715808671
>not even the box art is safe

>>715821079
Time for that anon to play it again.

>>715824326
>name 5(four)

>>715807445
>2003 was 30 years ago

>>715819532
>>715821242
>>715821847
>>715823824
>>715823898

gay retarded reasons not to play PEAK Metroidvania

>>715823501
>I'm still not puting up with the fucking Ubisoft launcher.

perfectly valid, that launcher is a trainwreck, and it logs me out on my desktop when i play the game on my steam deck

>>715825625
>play my propaganda already

I
STAND ALONE

>>715807445
This game was released when I was in high school. It was fun even though I never finished playing this game.

sands of time was great replayed it a lot
>>715825837
best one, i barely remember two thrones

>>715825824
i just said its perfectly understandable to not play it due to the shitty ubisoft launcher, you gay retard

but not playing an excellent Metroidvania because you dont like blacks is a gay retarded reason to not play a great game

you dont even have to give ubishit money, you can pirate the game, you big moronic homo

>>715826556
>I already said [completely different issue] is an issue, now play my fucking propaganda!!!!!

>>715821657
No but there is community patch with Xinput and widescreen. All 3 games have them. Its honestly better to emulate those games because PC port is fucked at above 60fps anyways and its a raw PS2 port so graphics arent any better.

>>715823687
>stuck on the first walljump chain
kek the memories

>>715811546
Also, the water ran over it quickly.
If Persia had cleaner water, it was probably by virtue of having less people and being a dryer environment.

>>715826720
so you havent played it, but you claim is propaganda regardless

is anything with a black guy in it propaganda?

are you so brainless and easily programmable that being exposed to propaganda is such a big issue to you? i mean assuming you had the brain for it you could just play the game and not fall for the propaganda of... killmonger haircut being fashionable? i honestly dont know what message this "propaganda" is supposed to have

>>715827545
>so you havent played it, but you claim is propaganda regardless
Yes. Didn't read the rest of your shill post

>>715823687
Kek same, I thought parcour was the coolest shit ever so when I saw the price wallrunning some impossible huge distance I was completely awestruck
Sadly that was it for parcour platforming, the closest thing I got were those assassin tombs in asscreed but they stopped doing those pretty fast and my interest in that series waned completely

>>715823824
Source? I need the chocolate.

>>715827580
>Yes.

ok, didn't read the rest of your faggot post

I’m playing the Lost Crown, and it’s good! Parrying and sliding reminds me of Blasphemous.

>>715814905
Ok, let's not lie to ourselves here.

>>715805913 (OP)
Played it like 2 years ago and it was good.

>>715805913 (OP)
>warrior within softlocks in the final dahaka fight
>never got the ending

>>715828062
i'm not lying. average video game writing level is pretty fucking low

>>715828486
At that point I'd just watch it on youtube and consider it as having gotten it

>>715827760
Princess Reconquista IIRC.

>>715828826
>average video game writing level is pretty fucking low
This is true but calling it the best? I really don't see anything remarkable or particularly interesting about the story. It's just there.

>>715828486
It does? I only knew about the Sandwraith bug.

>>715829182
There's a bug where he gets perpetually stuck hanging on the ledge of the arena and if you attack him the prince gets stuck on him too.

>>715825837
Warrior Within was by far the best by a huge margin

>>715825625
Ok faggot, post a cool webm from it then, I have mine from my games, do you?

*wins*

>>715828486
Those games are janky as fuck ive never played games in which i got more glitches. Its even worse in PSP versions as Revelations and new areas are not only turbo ass but also glitchy as fuck. Theres a glitch that happens completly randomly when you save at fountain in new area and when you reload the save Prince just clips through floor and falls so if you dont have sands to rewind and used one saveslot youre fucked lmao.

>>715808671
>>715824397
>dull lighting
>no reflection on sword
>no scars on the body
>sand looks like farts
they can't get anything right, at this point i'm convinced even AI can do better

>>715805913 (OP)
Playing this game on my CRT while listening to SimpleFlips VODs and British post-punk is somehow a core memory that I'll keep with me until I die.

>>715825837
masterpiece

>>715826556
I just don't play nigger games is all. Simple as.

>>715807445
It's okay grandpa, now let's get you to bed

>>715831487
>delightfully devilish, Prince of Persia(tm)!

>>715814517
>go to google dementia symptoms
>all the links are already purple
??????

>>715816461
i simply do not want to support ubisoft in any way

>>715805913 (OP)
But drinking would break my 3-day dry fast

>>715825942
>It was fun even though I never finished playing this game
Are you saying you're still playing it to this day?

>>715807445
Sorry anon
You've been lost to the Sands of Time

>>715829885
cool webm

i dont have a webm, but recently i finished this platforming challenge within the game, took me many tries, i thought it was cool, not my gameplay btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki4NcbL15Mw

>>715807445
Nigga I'm 32 years old, fuck you.

>>715833382
Go back.

>>715832929
very reasonable

theres the piracy option, if you like Metroidvanias like me, its really worth a shot

>>715833564
>enemy stand in place while it spawns balls

am i supposed to be impressed? i dont get it, doesnt even look difficult

>>715833760
Nigger I said post webms and you have nothing.
Go back.

>>715825837
i played it last year, i never expected the rock/Arabic music to go that hard

Was picrel even a good game? I had it on SNES and all I remember is dying on like the second or third room before giving up but I didn't hate it because I was like 6 years old and didn't know how to hate yet. Then when I was like 12 I got Sands of Time the week it came out and beat it form start to finish.

>>715805913 (OP)
I wish they'd remaster this with XInput support.

>>715815394
God I fucking hate Indians so goddamn much

>>715833836
damn you are obnoxious, here you go nigga

>>715833073
No, it's long gone now.

>>715835778
There you go, good job. Now make more.

>>715835778
The Forgotten Sands had similar sequences, I liked them.

>>715807445
Man, the underage faggots did not like this post.

>>715823824
>>715829885
>>715833564
>>715833836
>>715836183

>Complains about a game he's never played while posting shitty steam eroge webm
You're sad buddy.

>>715826148
>i barely remember two thrones
I replayed them all last year on PS2 - I liked them all fairly equally as a kid, but replaying them now Two Thrones is the worst by far.
Development was rushed and it really shows - the game runs much worse than the others and looks worse. SoT and WW both have peak atmosphere, TT has next to none - just feels copy/pasted together.
Story is complete shit, Farah feels like a cardboard cutout and a completely different character, the QTEs are just annoying, the bosses are complete shit, the soundtrack is forgettable.
Dark prince gameplay is the only positive it has going for it, and there's about 30mins total.
WW has definitely aged best in terms of gameplay - it was clearly way ahead of its time.

>>715837538
when you think about it, PoP has remarkably few bad games huh?

hopefully The Rogue Prince of Persia exists early access soon

>>715836183
Is that Ricca 2?