Thread 715821387 - /v/ [Archived: 219 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/18/2025, 9:13:02 PM No.715821387

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>small Pauline will grow up to be a bombshell in 10 to 13 years
>a bombshell Mario dumped to get with a blonde thot that gives him no action

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Anonymous

7/18/2025, 9:15:15 PM No.715821554

>>715821387 (OP)
>DK will go on to kidnap her several times due to being in love with her
G-K. GROOMER. KONG.

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Anonymous

7/18/2025, 9:17:39 PM No.715821763

>>715821387 (OP)
Loline is a bombshell Mario dropped on Paulone ten years ago.

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Anonymous

7/18/2025, 9:25:20 PM No.715822392

>>715821763
You're still clingling to this nonsensical shit?

Anonymous

7/18/2025, 9:53:37 PM No.715824492

>>715821554
>G-K. GROOMER. KONG.
DK's only slightly older than Pauline, and is Mario's age according to Yoshi's Island DS. DKC and Bananza were him in his teen years, while DK Arcade and its Gameboy remake are him as an adult with a kid. Meaning Mario was the real Mr. Steal Yo Girl.