stop horsing around and finish your dailies!
>>715839954 (OP)Grass Wonder's career was a pleasure. Shame her role in the anime is so minor.
I don't wanna do my dailies..
i understand that cygames are jews and they don't want to give away carrots for free
but did they really have to be jews about coins, too? you need them for fucking EVERYTHING and you have to play like 20 careers to raise your cards by a single level. If this a joke?
>>715839954 (OP)I already cashed out on this game. One career takes way too long
>>715840336>they don't want to give away carrots for freeWhat
>>715839954 (OP)doing dailies in this game really sucks. It feels like a shit mobile game. Doing a race for an uma a few times to see her story is fun, but I don't understand grinding this game.
>>715840389>turbojew people out of their money with an OP card to the point they outdo fucking cs2this is fucking scraps
>>715840372One career takes 15 minutes, and there's really only a reason to run 3 a day to use up your borrows. If you already have 2 9 sparks, then one a day really. If you don't want to play a game for 15 minutes why are you playing it at all, stuff like this makes me really suspicious of the gacha tards that normally haunt /v/.
Oh no, I said yes ... I don't regret it, this is what I wanted my whole life
>>715840336You're supposed to upgrade them over time, not just instantly upgrade everything.
>>715840336Nigga, we just got another 10 free pulls. The fuck are you talking about?
IMPORTANT INFO REGARDING WHAT TO ROLL FOR NEXT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY
SAVE THOSE CARATS, SHE'S COMING
>>715840589Why did this give me a boner?
Did you drop money on this game?
>>715840715Their speed is dangerous, they could turn into mini-trucks that would demolish humans.
Is Daiwa Scarlet better as a pace chaser or a frontrunner? Her signature is for the front but two other skills of hers are for pacers
i could never be a trainer. tachyon awakens something primal in me
>>715840589Me to my infant son when it's my turn to breast feed
>>715840887lel, the average crackhead in my area would pulverize them if they run into him while he is spaced out
>>715840907when in doubt, front.
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Why is this card ranked so high? Is it really just specialty priority and a golden recovery skill?
>>715840501>OP card banner leaves store>Game immediately drops off a fucking cliff in sales and player count
>>715839954 (OP)..?
say that again...
>>715835017Helios and the gyarus were butchered beyond recognition.
western fanbase for this game is insufferable. No coherent discussion because they're anti-gacha but still want to discuss the anime so they spam memes in videogame communities hoping someone stoops to their level of flanderized characterization
>>715841084She gives a lot of +velocity skills
Any anons have a high level Super Creek Support?
>>715841084Is there a tier list for a dumbass like me to look at?
>>715841098>Game immediately drops off a fucking cliff in sales and player countThe daily average player count rose to over 58k from below 50k before it.
Holy shit I want to throw hands with King Halo's mom. I don't care if she's a horse and can kill me, the bitch needs to fuck off from my trainee.
>>715841232https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/258925
>>715840928"fan" artists will never understand the appeal of agnes tachyon. she would not smile like that.
>>715841098i'd welcome it if all the fraud anime pirates left
>>715841283king halo honestly deserves it, she sucks ass and needs to go home so i don't have to keep trying to get her to win the fucking kinen.
>>715841232https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/
>>715841084Very easy to slot into any deck that needs power due to its list of strong generic use skills. Also she's no Kita but she does have very high priority so it will pump your power stat
So I ended up really, really liking this little weirdo matikanefukukitaru, what's the efficient way to level her up to 3 stars for her outfit? I haven't used up any statues but I won't have enough if I can only buy 25. Thanks
>>715839954 (OP)Dailies in this game take like a fucking hour and a half
>try to check on my horse's toughest rival before a big race
>accidentally click on skip race instead
Well, that's a first. At least I won.
>>715841420you can buy more than 25, but the cost goes up every time you clear 25. the most efficient way to level her would be to pull a fuckton of horses and hope for dupes, though.
You don't remember it, but you unconsciously reached for a large bunch of carrots at the grocery store last week. It wasn't on your shopping list. It's in your fridge still. Go check it now.
>>715841167Weird angle, some characters are better in the anime, some are better in the game (mostly because the anime only has so many eps so they can't focus on over 80+ characters).
>>715841283she deserved better, might try her career again just to get a good ending
>>715841363You're just a bitch ass shitty excuse of a trainer not fit for the KING.
>>715841283more like king gaylo
>>715841420you can buy 25 stars for 25 statues
its just that the next 25 stars will cost 2 statues each, for 50 total
and then after that the cost goes to 3 statues each etc.
>>715841551shut the fuck up. little miss long: C does not deserve my attention and time. run a fucking sprint bitch.
>>715841526what kind of cards do i even want to run with her?
I haven't had a good run yet.
feel free to use exact names if you want, that would help.
>>715841519>dude im hungry lmao>dude im crazy lmaonah, shut the fuck up
>>715841620You don't deserve the oxygen you breathe
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Why is she so shit? What am I supposed to do with this bitch? I pulled five fucking copies. It couldn't have been five copies of literally any other card?
I want to be topped by irl gold ship
>>715841694>This tier list doesnt consider skills, only stats
>>715841645Oguri Cap is like one of the most consistent characters between all media, we just see her getting more serious in the manga.
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>>7158416303 speed
2 stamina
1 power
If you wanna focus on my skills, swap a speed card with an wits one
Marvelous Sunday, who said you could walk around with such massive tits, you damn brat. Stop trying to seduce me, Iโll teach you not to underestimate human trainers. Move those tits on my penis faster you damn cow. Iโm not going to cum at this rate, are you retarded? Did all your nutrients go into your tits instead of your brain and height? This is all youโre good for, youโll never win a G1 with those flabby mammaries bouncing up and down. You might still get voted into the Arima Kinen since you give the audience a boner you damn kusogaki. Thatโs it, Iโve had enough, youโll never make me cum, Iโll have to do it myself. ORA ORA ORA ORA GET PREGNANT WITH MY DEEP MATING PRESS PLAP PLAP PLAP MAYBE OUR CHILD WILL BE LESS OF A RETARDED NO GOOD TITS FOR BRAINS UMAMUSUME WHOS ONLY USE IS AS AN ONAHOLE FOR HER TRAINER. PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT YOU DAMN COW, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FUTURE AS A RACER AND HELLO TO YOUR NEW LIFE AS A BREEDING SOW, MAYBE YOUโLL PASS ON YOUR 3 STAR TIT SPARK. PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP ORAAAAAAA IM CUMMING
>>715841694>Why is she so shit?0 (ZERO) specialty priority and fairly niche skill hints. Her ass is NOT showing up for power training.
>>715839954 (OP)SALSA FIESTA CARAMBA
>>715841814>This tier list doesnt consider skills, only statsWeird, usually the top ones also tend to have great skills.
>>715841871Alright I have 4 of those 6 cards, can grab a super creek from a friend
what should replace Seiun Sky?
>>715841884asanagi doujin when
>>715841420Rolling and buying her stars from the shop, look at every category, not just daily sales.
How much power would be overkill for an end closer build?
>>715841694>I pulled five fucking copies.same bro
stupid horse otaku
she needs correction
>>715841871wow i didnt know King Halo browsed /v/ or even knew english for that matter
>>715841967after you complete chapter one of the main story, you get an Mejiro McQueen srr stamina card. If you don't have Maya's card, use that.
>>715841901That part is fine. You don't want her to show up for power training, you want her to show up for speed or stamina training and give you hints and shit. The problem is just that her skills are mid.
There are actually a lot of cards like that, where they're just there to give you a big initial boost and then show up to random trainings. They're not usually considered very good, but they're okay for powerfarming legacies with lots of skills.
here's your new trainee, bro
>>715840846i bought both rookie packs but i regret buying the one that gave a support card ticket
>>715842125Alright I'll give this combination a shot then and see how it goes after this nice nature run, thanks.
When is /ourgirl/ Top Road coming?
is the reason why im playing this so much is because its my first gacha or is the game actually good for a gacha
I was spending all my in-game cash buying everything in the shop sale. Now I'm broke.
who's that horse with the b-shaped hair accessories i keep seeing posted? is she from the anime or something?
>>715842292you're playing it because asmongloid told you to
Is this my best deck possible in general? (borrowing Super Creek since stamina is my category with the weakest cards)
>>715842407ive never watched one of his streams tho
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My boy is coming in 2-3 weeks
>>715841957BASADO JAJAJAJAJ
HOLA MI AMIGOS TACOS AND BURRITOS
>>715842512Does she have the highest breasts to body ratio
Guys who is this adorable girlhorse?
>>715841884The Japanese would be proud
>>715842547i think inari one is shorter and they have the same bust size.
>>715842615Is that harus friend?
>>715842292This is the only one with good gameplay.
>>715842683Yeah she made a friend. her name is Ami
>>715840846Tectone is the very definition of tourist.
>makes it big spamming daily gacha content>now spends 8 hours a day obsessing over Asmongold, Destiny, and Hasan>maybe plays gacha games for 20 minutes before going back to /pol/ brainrot
>>715842747:D
>>715842753Haru deserves infinite love
>>715842292jarvis, show the steam charts numbers of the other gachas to this anon
>>715842615hold up, who's the punk beside her?
>>715842148Fat fuck. You canโt eat all that ryegrass by yourself.
>>715841884ok youโve convinced me to masturbate to oppai lolis today
>>715840529how the hell are you finishing careers in 15 minutes? takes me 2 hours to do a career, and thats with fast forwarding through the events that i've seen before.
>>715840679thanks for this, it helped a lot
>>715842797>>715842793https://x.com/hayateonjuku/status/1946038079992832040
>>715842738it has no gameplay
Does anyone have a 9 spark legacy uma I can use for my Maruzensky?
>>715842563Passing Vulture or something like that, I don't remember mob uma names.
I'm saving up for the gyaru horses, when are those coming?
>>715842993bot post, please ignore.
>>715841371where's gold ship on that list? isn't he famous for making mares preganant just by looking at them?
>>715842148That's my fucking GOAT right there
>>715843014man it would be so fucking awkward to have your roommate plaster photos of you on their wall
that's nightmare material dude
>>715841884Now do one for Twin Turbo and her bodysuit race outfit or Tamamo Cross and her white pants getting translucent when soaked with sweat after a race
>>715843056raising sim with text-based adventure mechanics but it suddenly has good gameplay because asmongold liked it?
>>715843058he has somewhere around 600 kids iirc
it's just that he gets memes about him and the others don't
>>715843058517 foals and fillies
Why should you have a fun outing with your horse if their mood's good when you should be working them like a slave?
>>715841305Pretty sure that's AI
>>715841708you're that guy who took the trainer name "Mister Hands" ingame aren't you?
>>715843243AI will also never understand the appeal of agnes tachyon, but for different reasons.
Can we get a spin-off where horse men are trained by sadistic dominatrixes please
>>715843314No one would watch that.
>>715843206she raised her GUTS too much
>>715843206Where's her tail?!
>>715842292it's kinda fun at first but after you clear the URA finals your whole progression is dictated by rng (sparks, gacha) and not your efforts to be good, and all that's left is grinding stats for better horses for team trials, which the whales will dominate either way
there's really nothing to do in the game
>>715843206this image may make me reinstall for a day or two
>>715839954 (OP)what do they mean?
>>715843234RELEASE HER IMMEDIATELY I NEED HER ON MY TEAM NOOOOOOOW
>>715843473Grass-sama is actually white and gets flushed very easily.
>>715841884Marvelous post.
>>715841884>You might still get voted into the Arima Kinen since you give the audience a boner you damn kusogaki.
Im confused, why would i want to buy the bottom ticket when i could also buy the top one?
>>715843793the top one is just for the make debut stuff, whereas the bottom one can get anything
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I FUCKING LOVE EVIL MENTALLY ILL WOMEN
>>715843793Bottom gets updated with the new stuff while top is only launch I think
>>715841884laughed irl
delicious pasta
>>715843314what is it with westerners and infatuation with ugliness
>>715843857So it's still useful now, but it will strongly outdated later.
>>715841512I consciously bought it tho.
because there was nothing sweet at home
>>715843874oh ok so i guess bottom would only be worth if you're super established with all the umas from launch then
probably like a year later at least
TRIPLE TIARA WITH SCARLET! LET'S GOOOOO!
>>715840846I actually wish I could but when I convert my money to dollar everything becomes fucking expensive
>Exchange uncap card i dont want for cleats
>Exchange cleats for card
>Exchange uncap card i dont want for cleats
???
>>715844284>one inch of love
I hope every Trainer-san remembers how useful long-click is in the menus...
i really want to train Happy Meeku
>>715841512My dog goes nuts over carrots thats why I buy them
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Reroll for MLB Kitasan
>>715841640that's the most creative watermark i've ever seen
>>715842417Depends on the horse, but for Wit Marvelous has better skills.
>>715844638i did 20 rerolls and only got double Kitasan once with an otherwise mediocre card set
i swear to god my luck now has been worse with 100 initial pulls than i did when i first started the game with only 60 inital pulls
Praise most popular umamusume in the west.
>>715844749I dont think Tachyon is top 3 buy maybe I'm wrong
>>715844749But that's not Haru or Golshi
>>715844749all the people that 'love' her sound like they didn't watch the ending of the movie, that or they couldn't understand a message they literally say out loud
I choose to be a Mihonofag, should I bother using the free currency they gave me at the start of the game to roll for Bourbon, or wait until she has an actual banner?
>fails two 7% trainings in a row during summer camp
I fucking hate super creek's cancer arc
I find it fucked up that Kitasan MLB is a C TIER support card in JP version
>>715844862bwo... you missed the banner...
she's still in the permanent pool though and the half anniversary/year anniversary will have selectors if you don't have her by then
>>715841884Surprised thereโs been no seething about Marvelous Sunday considering the western fanbase is like 40% women in my experience
>>715844749Tachy moves dead product!!
>>715844927She's still recommended for new people which is why they basically hand you copies of her
>>715844839which was? I didnt understand the movie either btw
>>715842982>out in the pasture after a long timethe fuck are they not allowed out in the pasture to run every day?
>>715844749>Trainer Pavel, im UMA
Whats your guys playtime on this game? I just reached 100 hours
>>715845001Damn. Time to reroll on PC then.
>>715844749popular in the west means jack shit since it means piracy. See: solo leveling
>>715841884Send this to 5ch
>>715844885Creek's story is kino
>>715844749Oops, wrong pic.
>>715844749Oguri and Urara mogs her
As a starting player How should i manage the monies & supp points? Does one ever levels the grey supps up?
>>715845110I really hope this guy doesn't get Urara to Arima.
>>715844839Whatโs hard to understand? Sheโs (he irl) a racehorse that defined a generation despite only being able to run in 4 races. The results of every major race for the next 2 years has an asterisk of โbut what if agnes tachyon was hereโ
>See the half-whales in my friendlist that i followed a while ago for their spark umas only have kitasans upgraded halfway
weird feeling de gozaimasu
>>715845147The broodmare!
>>715842292Honestly because there's considerably more involvement with you and your horse with much higher focus on full body animations instead of just chibis, flat sprites, and word salad story. It's fundamentally just a sports management game with cute girls
>>715844839Every Umamusume thing has the same message, self improvement, and helping others improve.
CYGAMES PLEASE JUST GIVE ME 1 MORE 10 PULL I'M BEGGING YOU
>>715845214yes but only focus on coins
supports you get naturally through career and events. while coin is hard to come by
Does this game have story and lore
>>715845409A lot all based on historical event
>>715845110>>715845292It's the perfect union of character attachment and spending money to do better with the characters you're attached to
fuckin diabolical and in retrospect the obvious progression for the guys behind idolm@ster
>>715845409duh its a history sim
>>715841884idk why but this plap plap plap get pregnant type shit always cracks me up
SSR on a single pull and it wasn't her, FUCK
>>715845214I leveled up all my cards, I regret it, only do it the ones you're actively using
now I'm poor
>>715845351Coins? What do you mean? Should i only level my supps thru career XP gains rather than spending?
I maxed kitasan bros, now I can finally roll for some trainees for once...
why do they allow cows like Taiki Shuttle and Daiwa Scarlet onto the racetracks? I thought this was a horse game
>>715840589Creek's career is legitimately my favorite. The plotline is pretty good, she actually has a unique albeit minor mechanic and she's just a lovely Uma. Super Wife.
>umafags make fun of hoyo for 0.6% rates
>get mad when their own banner is 0.5% and doesnt even have a soft pity
eos soon
>>715845651Taiki isn't the cow, she's the cattle rustler
>>715845593Monies are used for more things that support points. Chief being to up the potential of your horses, which costs an ass-load pretty quickly.
So spend your daily racers getting monies, you'll get plenty of support points from careers and such, but monies will be your bottleneck.
>>715840715Reminder umas weigh between 400-500kg so yeah if they slam into you at 70km/h you're probably dead.
So thereโs definitely uma brothels in universe right?
>>715843418that's not a uma
>>715841283Based, King Halo deserves the world.
>>715845679what she says at the end of the career was really romantic, i shouldn't have been surprised but i was
>>715845651>Huge tits>no sports bras>no one wearing running shoes>instead they keep their purses and handbags on themimagine if any of these girls actually tried
>>715845768it's probably banned in most places due to leglock-related fatalities
>>715845539Makes sense.
>>715845723Allright i get it.
Thanks guys.
Question, I got an max uncapped SR Hishi Amazon support, do i go full hog on upgrading it to 45 even if it costs me 3/4ths of my coins?
The banner is going to end and I'll only have LB2.
It's not enough.
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>>715845813No, anon, no its not
>>715845874Thank you Opera
>>715845738>>715840715you fags need to remember THEY'RE FUCKING HORSES
>>715842563The jaguar comes or something.
>>715845874what the FUCK is her problem
>>715845951Secretariat and Seabiscuit when
>>715841884This is honestly how I felt a few days ago when I got her support card MLB'd and her splash art of her huge tits would show up on my screen every rainbow training
>>715845961IT WAS A FUCKING HORSE
>>715845874/v/'s favorite uma...
>>715846016>what the FUCK is her problemDemocracy
Will you roll for evil woman?
>>715846112based? fuck democracy
>>715845079Same playtime, and it's gotten stale for me
Nothing to do but to mindlessly grind rng sparks for the purpose of... I don't even know what anymore
>>715846112>>715846205There are several horses dubbed king or emperor
you think there can be multiples rulers over the same shit? there can only be one
I wish Dragalia Lost was as big a hit as this was. That said, Im surprised how much I'm enjoying this one. I love my fire horsie, I want to focus on just her desu
>>715841884>>715846053I canโt play the game because I have to pause at least twice per career to jerk off. Who thought putting in this sex goblin was a good idea?
why do you guys never talk about Rudolf
>>715845850Also, don't bother level your cards to max, especially if it doesn't give an unlock. Most cards have a special unlock at lv10, and then any levels past that just increase the bonuses they give. It's not until lv30 and 45 that they get any more boosts. So only fully level cards you know you're using a lot. Cards you're not sure on only level to 10 and then just rank them up as you use them. Don't feel like you need to level cars to the max, the more you use them the more you'll level them in careers as well.
UHH, BROS? RIBBON SCHERZO IS WINNING
>>715846259Yes, one OVERLORD
>Scarlet's animation in her Dance Lesson trainee event actually moves in step with the background music
unexpected
Beginning of a New Era > Cinderella Gray >>>>> S2 >>>>> S3 > S1
>>715846401tokai teio getting headsize mogged
>>715846401Her head is so big
>>715846394>didn't rank the ovasopinion discarded
>>715846036Has the JP version added any horses that didn't race in japan?
Besides, isn't Teio's story just Seabiscuit's but better?
>>715846287I don't have her
>>715846284I was in the same situation. It was scary.
>>715846394>RTTT was so shit he forgot to rank itGrim...
>>715840589Woah I thought this was Maruzelensky
>>715846401why is her head so big?
which uma has the lowest IQ?
>>715846657Twin Turbo is one for sure
>>715846657half the cast is tied for last place
>>715846394gacha game > goldship vtumor series >>>>> anime&manga
>>715844845what's her deal? i've only seen her hang out with mayano top cun in like one event
>>715846657too hard to pinpoint
who's the SMARTEST horse?
>>715846657Daiwa scarlet irl
>>715846481>>715846654Need a big head for Big thoughts
>>715843014>when she says she actually loves vodka to deathkawaii as fuck yo.
>>715846657In Bakushin's career you literally convince her running three 1200m races is the same as racing a single 3600m.
>>715839954 (OP)Pick your favorite Uma for the three main personality categories
>Confident>Bubbly>Shy/ReservedFor Me:
>Daiwa Scarlet>Mayano Top Gun>Rice Shower
I have a strong feeling the list of "Events with choices" on the GameTora site isnt actually complete for each horse or card...
>>715845874that's kino, actually.
>>715841694How high was she?
the clovers are frustratingly useless
>>715845045Various reasons and I have no idea if any of them. Medical recovery. Other horses out there. Pasture recovery. Bad Weather (easy to happen for throughbreds).
I'm also sus if the translator is confusing paddock or pen for pasture, because the two former are just hang out areas with no grass to munch on usually and its easy for languages to fuck up agriculture terms.
>>715846502Teio is just a better Special Week, which is to say she's still shit.
>Got cucked out of my first A rank by Grass Wonder being body blocked 3 times in a row despite having the best stats by far
I'm upset
>>715846657There's a ton of competition but Bakushin is down there. It's sad because the entire career is gaslighting her even during the moment a lightbulb flickers.
Does Daiwa Scarlet have the chance to win Triple Tiara naturally through her career events? I dont know these races by heart yet..
>King Halo
>Medium and Mile B
>Nothing but Medium and Mile races
?????
>>715846259King of kings...
>>715846816It is addition is transitive
>>715847135wait until you see the last one!
>>715839954 (OP)I am new to the game and would like to upgrade my Tachyon to at least three stars (she's my favourite and I'd like to get her unique outfit), what is the best way to get the stars required to do so?
>>715847096>That one part where you keep interrupting her by complimenting her speed>It actually works
>kono saki na nigga
How did they get away with this?
>>715847135She was the most painful career by far. You can mitigate with the proper horsefucking however. Don't do her quickly if you don't have access to decent legacies.
>>715847168I see neither any Persian horses nor any horses that walk on water, do you?
there isn't enough wardrobe malfunction art of these busty horses
>>715847121Yes, you just need to choose not to have her follow Vodka to compete in the derby when the branching point shows up.
>>715847270Arab Umas when?
who the fuck are these guys
>>715847270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcpgKvi33w4
>>715847396Pearl and Windy.
>>715846308Yeah i'm currently trying to do these exact maths.
>>715847396they're worldwide windy
dumbass
>>715847396Pearl and Windy.
They are the Worldwide Windy. The whirlwind that bites the world.
>>715847135Trainer problem
Also it is lores correct, as in the eyes of true fans, King Halo true distance aptitude is unknown to the world
i'm at 4 kitas. should I keep rolling on the banner for for the rest of the week for the final one to MLB, or is there a more efficient way to get that last copy?
>>715847183There isn't really an efficient way, one stars you just have to pull a lot for UMAs and you get them eventually
>>715840336what did you expect from cygames? Reminder Cinderella Girls, a older gacha from Cygames was so bad/greedy that fucking the Japanese Gov had to outlaw "kompu gacha" completely. These are the type of niggers that Cygames are. They make Nexon look generous. Quit now if the cute horse girls aren't carrying it for you because everything else is dogshit even for a gacha
>>715847096There should be a nightmare mode option where the trainer lets Bakushin pick which races to compete in.
>>715847396Pearl and Windy
>>715847527If you keep rolling you'll eventually have enough to exchange for one. There isn't really another way though.
>>715845854if you're gonna use it, then sure
Putting pickles in Haru's ryegrass!
>>715847183You can either spend carrots and statues, or your can spend monies in daily shops.
>>715847656i like this art because it implies that the pickles were somehow implanted into the hamburger patty post-cooking
>>715846279I'm sorry bro but.... Dragalia.... Lost...
>>715847632what about this spark I see mentioned? is that something else?
>>715847497I just got her expecting to train up a sprinter for the team slot, got completely blindsided so yeah I'm going to get some legacies to help
>>715847656More and more, Haru is the perfect girl. Pickles are fucking disgusting, and if I bit into one my day would be ruined too.
>>715847729i will never stop laughing like a retard whenever someone cracks this joke
i didnt even play that game
>>715847592>a singular dialogue option at the very end that replaces her last career goal with getting 1st place at the Arima Kinen
the same tiktok girl who got that one rape vn banned off steam is trying to get this game banned because it promotes female servitude and the sexualization of school age girls
>>715847236I'm pretty sure you'd need a lot more donuts than that
>mfw the more I play the game, the worse my runs get
>>715839954 (OP)El Condor Pasa my beloved
>>715847551>>715847698Is there really no way to, like, convert stars fragments of one character into another or anything like that? If not that seems like a big waste of carrots on horses instead of on cards...
>>715847831thanks for the report. be sure to come back and tell us if she succeeds or not.
>>715841363>sucks assshe's the only one i've cleared first attempt without even trying, even bakushin i failed once
my xbox king
>>715847885If she suceeded I don't think we would need his report to find out lmao
>>715847867El Psy Congroo...
>>715847850i've had this happen when i get tilted and start abandoning runs junior year for failing multiple trainings/optional races.
>>715847858That is Pasa, El Condor ran away
>>715847945โฆanon.
thatโฆ that's the jokeโฆ
>>715847948i've played for 85 hours and haven't abandoned a single run
i'll ride with my umas to the death
>>715847976flew away***
>>715847736Yeah, the only other way to get more copies is when they release limit break crystals in the future or on an anniversary banner also in the future.
>>715847850My runs have been getting better but I don't feel like doing more then one career a day. I just did my first Top Gun run skipping all events, and 4xing all the races, and managing a B+ and still feel drained.
>>715847760Yeah i legit had the same plan for my first King Halo.. you go in planning on putting up another sprinter but have to stat her like you do Scarlet or Vodka if you want to actually clear campaign
Shit is almost like she was designed on purpose to force you into properly utilizing the horse breeding mechanics
el condor pasa knows like 4 fucking languages I thought these girls were supposed to be retarded
>El negros Kitasanyol de umamusume
>>715847874Nope, your other option that I assume you just don't have access to yet is club points as well, but this is again another shop that you kind of just have to hope her stars are available in.
There's a number of missions that reward statues, some that reward stars, so on. Eventually you will get enough stars to uncap/unlock a girl. It just takes time. Enjoy the game while you wait.
Personally I just turn on the "stick girls in their gym clothes are anything less than a G2" race, so it helps me mark when careers start to actually matter.
i just realized that in umapyoi legend when they sing the "3, 2, 1 fight" part, the 3rd girl sings 3, and the 2nd girl sings 2, and so on.
that's a cute detail.
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>>715847858What do you think about this cool random horsegirl
>>715848127Nope, they're just autistic.
>>715847874The current Club Shop includes Tachyon star pieces.
First you'll need to get into a club, and then request/donate shoes, you get Club Points that way.
>>715848204Pasa without the mask is awful.
>>715848204>slightly brown(upsidedownexclamationpoint)Ay!
Why the fuck is her nickname โTheโ?
>>715848331because japanese people don't speak spanish
>>715840336Nigga I got more dosh than I know what to do with. Be patient, internationalfriend.
I've bet Kitasan Black in Tenno Sho 2017 autumn and won. Thank her
>>715848204damn she really is no one without the mask
>>715848331Maybe Eru sounds cuter than Kondoru.
>>715847760>>715848109Lol, then I assume you havenโt reached the King Halo true ending, which is winning the senior Arima
Watching the anime second season now and I wanted to watch cute horses doing cute things, not to cry every odd episode!
I have a horse thatโs turning 3 next month, how do I enter the Japanese classics and get it into umamusume?
>>715848418Why is this 1 star uma campaign so screwy
>>715848380Post the cute horse face
god damn it i wasn't reading the end text before now but the director just says "maybe i spent too long preparing that winning dinner, but a growing umamusume needs to eat"
she's mocking us, she KNOWS we know.
It's actually criminal how many cute girls there are and how much money it costs to afford the currency to roll for them.
I'm not spending $150 on one virtual character. Go die.
>>715848432The knife to the heart makes the sweet moments taste even better.
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>>715848418>GameTora has a section under King Halo for "Secret Events">Nothing else written under Secret Events
>bakushin gave me the Master Trainer event right after our debut race
this is meant to be
>>715848536Are you implying the director is an Uma?
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https://youtu.be/w0I4Z8priHQ?si=V5VTvzA1hz7kdJjM
Would American Pharoah be a brown anime girl?
>>715848469You fucked up, you did jack shit with it as a 2 year old.
Tachyon's winposes look stupid without her coat
i SNEED it
>>715848546I'm done with gachas but I'm enjoying it from a safe distance
>>715841884Truly a literary work of art. I could see it all happening in real time.
>>715848475Itโs fun how the 1-star careers donโt feel like filler and have their own bullshit going on.
>>715848475Because that what King Halo did in real life. A horse with unknown distance aptitude
>>715848587look at her heading under the event menu in the archive, she has events for it.
>>715848610>Tazuna, get the shovel
>>715841884Her and Inari are sexo supreme
>>715848631I was wondering why she was flapping her arms around at first.
>>715848296I love how you can train random npcs in this game
>>715848521based she deserves it
>>715848668Actually, what are other secret events that you have accidentally encountered?
I just want to copy King Halo racing history for shit and giggles and was pleasantly welcomed by it
>>715848475it's LORE kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PoNbuwP8ts
>>715848785i know super creek has secret events for winning every race in the triple crown
>>715848767she does, i love natie
>>715848521I love our average wife.
>>715839954 (OP)does this gacha have a funny powerlevel tier list?
>>715848894nope, sorry
the only one we have is really unfunny
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>>715848894let me get the spicgod that made one
should be illegal to be this cute
>>715848789This calls for a celebration
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Would you marry a horse girl?
It may have taken 60 hours but it felt great finally getting a good end. Being into idolshit made seeing her center stage so much better.
>>715848996Yes. Twin Turbo specifically.
I just finished S1, it was pretty nice but I didn't like to see the umas cry, are the next seasons full of despair?
>>715849130just watch the first episode bro :)
>>715848620I can bet my left nut she would be Egyptian.
>>715849130More like the meme image of despair but also an erection
>>715849130second ep of S2 fucked me up a bit
>>715848810>>715848843Actually this why I always afraid Umamusume never going to take off globally as half of the game funs are coming from those โwhat ifsโ scenarios that only understandable if you are really into Japanese horse racing
>>715849130don't worry anon, they won't be the only ones crying
OP IS A FAGGOT. Thank you
>>715848996we talking human horse girls? absolutely not. they are legitimately psycho. Its a shame because I knew a horse girl with a legit cool horse named Bear Claw (had a paw shaped spot on his rump). Much more interested in the horse than the girl thats for sure.
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Just got a hot spring ticket for McQueen
Are my stats good enough? I don't want lose this.
Give it to me straight guys, how fucking awful are my cards? Should I look into rerolling? I really don't want to since I've been playing for almost a week but if it's that bad...
Who is your least favorite uma?
>>715849130Gray is better
Irl special week is a mega chud
>>715849130>I didn't like to see the umas cryThen you must really hate my wife
>>715849294you'll be fine
>>715849294Is that really all you've got after rolling for Kitasan?
>>715849216TEIO
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
TELL ME MY TIME ALREADY
Despite being 3% of modern thoroughbreds, grays make up a majority of best girls.
>>715849130S2 is really comfy and serene, watch it!
>>715849327Special Needs and Jungle Pocket
>>715848620>American uma in egyptian cosplay with the eyeliner and everything>Stands on equal terms with Symboli Rudolf or Narita Brian because American Pharaoh also won her own country's triple crown>probably higher since Pharaoh was more famous for being the first to do it in over three decadesFuckin pyramids and funny hats everywhere
>>715849327without a doubt king halo. exception being that although i think she's super cute, i fucking hate her for her career races.
>>715849130>but I didn't like to see the umas cryAs one person described it:
"Season 2 will break you, and heal you."
>>715849327Air Shakur and Groove
not least favorite just don't care about them like 90% of people
>>715849401oh and talk of shwarma all the damn time instead of tacos
>not a single fucking Stamina or Guts card in my deck
>all my trainers keep showing up in Stamina and Guts
>>715849294Pretty bad. No Super Creek, no Sweep, no Kitasan Black. It wouldn't be a bad idea to just reroll for your 3 copies of Kitasan Black.
If you're just doing career though you shouldn't be too worried.
>>715849292>Much more interested in the horse than the girl thats for sure...
REMINDER to watch the kino ads for you umas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IWHULr7O-8
>>715849479sorry i don't speak japanese
>>715849327Special by far.
>>715849467Surely nothing bad will happy to these two horses.
>>715849507Just guess what they mean based on the feeling it gives you.
>>715845001>>715845080>reroll 10 times>Bourbon showed up on the 10th time>missed out on several Rice Shower and limited Mejiro scouts while rerollingI'd be bothered by it, but I got my favorite, and she's gonna be a Triple Crown for it.
>>715849401>Egyptian Cosplay UmaUnf.
>>715849363I started before the Kitasan banner. I didn't even know it was coming up or I would've saved for it...
>>715848127she's just pretending to be retarded
>>715846057SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL INNOCENT CREATURE
>>715849357How can anyone possibly dislike Vodka? I can't help but smile every time she makes those retarded motorcycle noises.
>got both McQueens from 1 10 roll
>anime one plays the S2 opening when used
>it's climactic kino
>it never activates because it's just base McQueen but worse
WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE LOW ON STAMINA
>>715848371that doesn't seem like a lot desu
>>715849327Mini The Lady from CinGray.
>>715845961>THEY'RE FUCKING HORSESNo, I am.
>>715846007I love this dumb bird.
>>715848380https://youtu.be/F1uXA1Y1Vmc?si=HztSbmf-bY7COiDy
>>715839954 (OP)Can a free 2 play peasant ever beat a whale chad?
>>715849713She's just kind of bland and stupid but not in an endearing way I lost my shit when she breaks her ankle. Very good visual design though.
how the fuck do i get past the japanese derby with opera/rudolf??
>>715849279say that to my face
>>715849517>>715849835Why? Outside she being chud
how long until Jungle Pocket is added? I want to roar with her
>>715849564Based contrarian
We need ancient egyptian lord umamusume
>>715849717are there any other ults with different songs? s2 teio and mcqueen are cool even if the units are crap
>>715849874by not swiping for a gacha, the f2p has already won
>>715847850i abandoned a good maru run because that bitch would not activate her ult 9 times in a row, even with 400 wit, i said enough is enough the run is cursed
same with a baku run where she got 5 random illnesses.
What's special about Tachyon besides being the Potential Horse meme
>>715849713I thought I would like her but felt too one note compared to other's careers by the time I got to her. Same for Scarlet. Wonder if they were very early concepts.
>>715845738>they can pin you down if they wantedthat is so hot
>>715849327Haru Urara is GOAT for me, Besides that, Mejiro
>>715849991Dude crazy lmao
>>715849972That's a hard no then, shame. Gamu looks fun.
>>715849294>fine motion UNCAPPED , condor, biko pegasusYou are amazing good! keep it!
>>715847850I think it's impossible for me to lose a URA career now unless I run meme horses like Grass Wonder and Rice Shower.
>>715849327Either Ryan because of her looks or Air Groove because of her personality. Now that I think about it, Groove and her mom are basically polar opposites of King Halo and her mother.
>>715850024>MejiroDo you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
>>715850024he asked for least favourites
>>715849874yeah cause plenty of whales wont have the patience to do 10 careers for good sparks on their pvp umas 15 times over.
>>715848520https://youtu.be/F1uXA1Y1Vmc?si=HztSbmf-bY7COiDy
We only care about the queen here
>>715850068I actually find Ryan's haircut endearing
>>715849991She's got crazy legs.
>>715849327probably daiwa scarlet, just find her really bland.
>>715849130I'm on episode 9 of season 2 and felt like being hit by a truck of feels at least 4 times already! It's heavy!
>>715849130S2 is awesome and has best hors
Whats the best re-roll strat do we fuck with the tutorial or nah.
>>715849327Symboli Rudolf
She's just boring
>>715850269you can skip it outright
rerolls here take 3 minutes
>>715850269It takes absolutely nothing to reroll since the game allows you to skip everything
>>715843314this is already a game where human men are raped by sadistic horse women
Why is Seiun Sky not in at launch? She was the main rival of S1...
>>715849874Why do you think you need to beat whales? In what way were you going to beat them?
>>715841884>Torena-anon wants to force himself onto Marvelous Sunday>she pulls him into the Marvelous Dimension
>>715850059>You are amazing good! keep it!You sure anon? I don't have the other three that people rave about.
>>715850269after you play once it gives a skip button and you get a fresh account with everything already happened, the 5 girls, 10 cards and first race with Scarlet
I can't wait until she comes back from America, it's gonna be kino.
>>715850297because of the way her hair is, she looks like she's wearing a human mask to me, which I find incredibly off-putting.
>>715850060>Grass Wonder>meme horseshe's the only girl i've done a career with that achieved a 100% winrate
>>715850409The safest choice would start with Fine Motion and Super Creek in the same account, Kitasan is hell since you need at least 4 copies for her to be everything people says about it, if you pick without caring about pvp that account is gold and you can basically borrow one of these 2
>>715850395More of a want and in the most humiliating way imaginable please.
>>715850117>yee yee ass haircut
>>715845090its an ad for a free gacha game you tard. what are they supposed to be pirating
>>715849479Are there any for Haru? :D
>>715849327With the current cast right now? Probably Air Groove. I don't outright hate her though.
>>715849991crazy scientist women are appealing to me for sexual and cool reasons
>>715850060I understand Rice Shitter but what's wrong with Grass Wonder?
>>715841008what the fuck are they lacing the crack in your area with jesus christ
>>715850573The current PvP modes are very barebones. And you don't directly race against any player, so humiliating them might be pretty difficult.
>>715850103Ngl, I'd probably kill myself before getting there myself. That move requires weapon's grade autism.
My Rice Shower always wins
>>715849327Winning Ticket, but I didn't play her career yet, just annoyed of her screams
>>715850757I had a good run with her too, finished finales, but I rigged it for them to be Longs. Longs are so easy to win.
Frankly, I feel that this game has eaten all the popularity that BA was supposed to gain.
>>715850765>but I didn't play her career yet
>>715850730I heard there's a more direct PVP later or something.
At least in Clubs you can organize custom races, that's pretty fun.
>>715849327Probably Admire Vega. No I don't give a shit about your twin even if that is true to history. Stop angst please.
>>715850603she has a short film
>>715850817BA getting delayed hurt it pretty bad. It was supposed to have the edge over a horse girl game.
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>>715850730Aren't room matches direct PvP? I haven't really tried it yet.
>>715850867Admire Vega has one of the most creative representations of IRL history.
Her story and Opera O being Opera O is what makes RTTT a good watch.
>>715850872Guess I should watch it.
>>715850883I really don't think it was the delay. BA has sex designs and funky music but literally everything else about it sucks. Meanwhile horse game is getting people genuinely excited to interact with menus and watch girls run
>>715850884She looks like she just started her crystal treatment.
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>>715850848So much wrong with this horse and so much right
>>715851118I forget. Is she the insanely 11/10 on her emotions horse?
>>715850543Thanks anon, I really didn't wanna restart my account.
>>715850117It's just messy and short. Not sure why people dislike it.
yeah don't re-roll your account if things are going good for you already you don't want be rolling around in the infinite sea of trash that is re-roll hell oh look a pile of fucking garbage, again and again. Don't do it to yourself.
>>715851256Among other things
Is rainbow training or whatever it's called a guaranteed success? Because I got no fuckin energy.
>>715841283yeah xbox deserved better
>>715839954 (OP)>play some weebshitno, thanks
Cumming inside Nice Nature