vidya comics thread

lol

LOL

>>715850763
this man is living like a god and somehow that's a bad thing?

tfw no dragon wife

>>715851401
wives are real, dumbass

>>715851497
bullshit

LOL?

>>715851401
Still waiting for a CRPG that lets you waifu the dragon rather than murder her.

>>715851583
Zased…
Holy fucking zased lads…

>ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4AG-suqYok&t=1167s

>>715852105
>dub

>>715850871
Yeah, he's watching south park instead of the latest hit from Disney's own Marvel studios, iron hearts.
Southpark is such an awful show! Did you know that south park is so bad, that their parent company, paramount, wouldn't even stream it on their online streaming platform?

>>715852209
I prefer the dub to the original and I'm not joking, all the girls have really cute voices, the bald kind is hilarious and Rosario is hysterical.

>>715851583
kek look at the numale hipster self inserting as the feminist ally, fucking hilarious only the glasses are missing

>>715852292
*bald king, pardon my drunkenness

>>715852105
>Saori Takabe's VA is also Mink
Cool

>>715852292
>pic unrelated

>>715851583

>>715851583
I don’t get it? He goes from misogynistic womanizing incel chud that hates trannies to some onions drinking numale literal faggot that’s in a relationship with one as he got older? Is it saying all chuds are closeted faggots? That sounds like they’re using being gay as a slur and insult. Or are they just saying only underage men are bigots and it’s something they grow out of? But why does he say “dad” at the end? Did he just befriend the tranny but when he had his own son he accepted them for who they were and he was never gay after all?

>>715852653

>>715849214 (OP)
is this why they call him fuckley

>>715850871
>this man is living like a god
which one?

>>715853146
It's actually a fetish transformation.

>>715849214 (OP)
I wish that were me…

>>715852105

>>715852105
>We'll never get more of this
The manga may not be the best, but damn it I want to see the mermaid bit animated.

>>715850763

>noooo you have to spend every waking moment slaving away for people that disrespect you!

>>715849214 (OP)

>>715854016
that's /co/. "Dragoness Says Sit".

>>715850763
The comic underestimates how much "everything i'd ever wish for" can be

>>715855123
Loss has really become an artifact of a distant past hasn't it?

>>715855326
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>715855326
If inly I could be blessed as such.

>>715855287
well he wasn't going to draw the immortal perpetually 9y/o wife but it's clearly implied

>>715855550
>>715856060
I feel you dudes.
I really do.

>>715850763
so based, so, so based

>>715850763
you will be told there is a problem with this, but never told why

>>715857325
Post their daughter.

>>715850763
>If you want to totally destroy a man, give him everything he ever wished for
>everything he ever wished for
Misinterpreted quote and dishinest portrayal tb h
That man is in that state not because he got everything he ever wished for but because he got nothing.
Now redraw the comic where he actually got everything he wished for in a lavish study of a multimillion dollar mansion.
Doesn't quite work does it?

>>715849214 (OP)

>>715857941

>>715855287
Sounds like somebody needs to watch 25 minutes of kino.
https://vimeo.com/615755115

>>715853146
Its a tf fetish artist that made this as a parody I guess? The tf community is very polarized of being for/aginst trannies

>>715852421
The author is a tranny and this is some bizarro chud to his dad transformation kink.

>>715850668
jej

ha...

>>715849214 (OP)

>>715857475
When you grow up you realize that if every men in the planet has a multimillion dollar mansion... then non of them have one.

>>715851583
>Frank Frazetta would draw himself with godly muscles, killing giant monsters and fucking bitches dressed with rags.
>Artist today will draw himself a bit taller and more chubby, simping for e-celebs

>>715862191
Rimworld is basically a solved "game", what the fuck is this guy on.

>>715849214 (OP)

>>715857272
that's a good one

>>715849214 (OP)
I'd fuck a dragon (female) from Skyrim no questions asked

>>715862565
Just because you can survive Randy random after a dozen try while knowing what you do and playing it same don't make it solved. You can lose pawn easily, ignoring apocalyptic scenarios.

>>715862578
At this point, I think more people know about the Loss meme then the comic it came from.

>>715850763
a destroyed man will not die for israel
this is very bad

>>715862726
I miss the teek so much

>>715862191
>rewarded with tactical nuke, which leads to more winning
How is that not also "unbalanced positive feedback"?the fuck

>>715862398

>>715862759
You think so? That makes me feel old.

Funniest is that nowadays we can perform stuff like that fairly often.

>>715862967
>You look lonely. I can fix that

>>715862041

>>715862646
I have never played a darksouls game or elder ring and I understand this meme.
That is everything you need to know about the design that's directly catered to babies on this type of games

>>715862191
>wordswordswords
The left can’t meme.

>>715863251
zoom zoom

Haha

>>715851656
That was a issue I had with BG3. All the talk about the sex and dumb bear but they missed a opportunity to romance a actual dragon.

>>715863352
Why let players romance a lady dragon when you can have them get fucked by a druid in bear form?

>>715863126
>get told
>get mad
Eminem's flapitty flap flap flap

>>715857107
Being unemployed rules for about a month and then you realize you have no reason to exist.

>>715863316
Kamala lost.

You don't do this anon, do you?

>>715863626
This has probably been said before but you can't play real football on your couch but you can play video games at the same place you watch them so the guy still has a point even though I don't agree.

>>715863920
Of course I do
Visual clutter is bad design

>>715863920
Of course. Graphics to the absolute minimum and FPS to the absolute maximum.

>>715863920
reminds me of early PUBG days

>>715863920
i don't play games where that kind of thing is possible, no.

>>715851583
This is just a bimbofication fetish but for lonely bitches with daddy issues.

>>715863039
Games where your appearance changes on level ups?

>>715863564
>The only reason to exist is to be employed

>>715862880
for elder scrolls it was both of these

lmao

This is literally /v/ btw

>>715864468
Do you have some other reason? Do you have kids? Some private artistic calling?

lol

>>715863920
Why would a texture quality setting affect LOD or draw distance? Are zoomers stupid?

>>715864578
funko cuck

>>715864649
NTA but
>Some private artistic calling?
yes
i think it's profoundly sad if your only reason to exist is to work

>>715864578
cunko fuck

heh

>>715864695
It wouldn't, but if the game had something like "grass density" as an option, it suddenly makes seeing fuckers hiding in the grass much easier when there's less grass to hide in.

>>715863920
You are playing to be immersed in a digital funbox. I play to win.
I don't see any rules anywhere about me REQUIRING to be immersed to win.
In fact, it's a little bitchy and entitled of you to suggest so.
>For your win to be honoraburu, you have to be immersed, like I do!
Seems like "rules of war" of 700AC
>Nooo you can't use a lance on the ground to defeat me, armored on my horse noooooo you have to have a horse, be armored, and do it that waaaay

>>715863039
>>715864421
Gauntlet: Dark Legacy moment

>>715863991
You can't watch yourself playing videos game with cool editing that took hours, plus setting up the game.
Also you might not buy the game yourself, or have the skills.

>>715863991
what if I don't have money to buy the game

>>715864421
I guess you don't count clothing and equipment

>>715855326
The mom looks hot. I head black dragons make better wives though, they are more exotic and wild.

>>715864903
I consciously understand this comic.
I read it with my eyes, and acquire the information that it contained

>>715858695
>He got bored after a month
What a dipshit. I could last decades, possibly even centuries if I could do anything.
Fats was willing to let him rob banks, he was willing to let him possibly get caught, so you could make situations of 'if I screw up, have me fail'. Shoot outs wherever I want, like on top of a train. Skydiving, maybe try skydiving from one plane to another. Or hell, just get something mundane and draw and paint.
>But there's no danger!
There's no danger in Paintball but I still have a ton of fun with it.

>>715864870
I do this on my way to work.

>>715865029
alright fun's over, pack it up folks.

Foids get out

>>715850763
literally me

>>715863463
Explain why everyone having a comfortable place to live is a problem.

>>715865002
the fun in paintball comes from your skill to shoot. The "posibility to fail" trait has been toppled with the honing of that skill, and that your opponent possess or not on a varied degree.
It's the disparity and comparison on degree of skill, which makes it fun.
If every shot of paintball is a direct hit to the skull, and all your enemies fumble all their shots, that's fun for like
the first 10 minutes

>>715865112
gay cuck

>>715865242
>moving the goalpost
Ah! Employing all the trick huh!

>>715864421
fable changes your model depending on what stats you level up. for some reason in the first game you get older every time you use magic so if you're a mage (and why wouldn't you be the magic in that game is OP as fuck) you look older than your mom

>>715851583
>>715854007
>>715858789
Honestly pretty funny idea

>>715865258
But the Angel/Demon/Whatever was willing to let him lose at gambling. He was willing to let him have a chance to be caught when he robbed a bank.
So it seems like you can fine tune your experience. If you fine tune gambling enough, it's back to proper gambling. Same with any exotic experiences, just fine tune it till it's fun again.

>>715865419
You THINK it is the same, but it's not.
take palworld, were you can regulate the rate of xp and a lot of other shit. It takes the fun away, the devs THINK they are giving you more options to enjoy the game.
The reality is, when you set the boundaries on Demon level, it stops being fun.
It's godmode anon. You don't want godmode by default on every single game that you'll play for a month, let alone forever.

>>715865506
lol

>>715864649
>unless you are employed or have some secret artistic calling, you do not deserve to exist
so much for the tolerant left. though i never see them go after brown people for being unemployed husks so that is very brave

>>715865410
>>715854007
he transformed from liking trans to... liking trans?
Is that funny?
wtf huh

>>715865847
kek

>>715863816
I was pretty amused when you try to do this in Mankind Divided, your coworker accuses you of being a spy. Caught me off guard because he isn't even wrong.

>>715851583
Vaushification.

>>715862578
that's not how you pronounce loss

>>715853573
One of the nordic ones

>>715865106
HOW TO DRAW DRAGONS, TENNA!

>>715865002
People were fucking stupid before vidya

>>715865592
Who drinks it?

>>715866404
Yes

>>715864495
>not the proper filename

>>715850763
So what if I wished to be happy, healthy, fit, and with a good job?

>>715850763
>>715851583

God these threads are such dogshit.

>>715865352
It’s not moving the goalpost at all, Syndrome.

>>715850668
>directed by John Romero

>>715864753

Actual funny coming through.

>>715866957
Fuck that takes me back.

>>715864984
Exotic and wild make the worst wives. What you need is stable and always low key horny, and that means blue dragons.

>>715857272
I don't know the original comic but i can tell from the last panel alone Greg Land ""drew"" it. God.

>>715862790
Reminds me of the comment section of that TF2 GMod hacking video: it's only a positive thing if you're on the winning team,

>>715862790
To be fair, if someone is styling on you, going 25/0, you were gonna lose the match. It's much less a positive feedback, and more a mercy rule.

>>715866957
does she really eat da poopoo? why?
T Lilly chad

>>715862819
>literal soulles version of a better existing comic

>>715862453
Reminder the author and her husband are Guild Wars 2 cuks.

>>715849214 (OP)
Another zoophilia thread masquerading as a video game. /v/ shills and jannies are literally waging psychological war on anons

>>715866957
>devs had troll's remorse and complete disavowed 4chan
It's crazy to me it still has a fucking general to this day
>Katawa Shoujo General #4039

>>715867563
What are the KS devs up to now?
Also don't forget they lost count more than once.

>>715862646
literally deltarune

>>715863039
It kinda happened one time when i was playing Pathfinder; the DM had planned for us to get into a section of the forest that was full of giant spiders and thus was webbed up completely. My alchemist just started throwing bombs and we burned the place to the ground from the outside.

>>715863320
>I AM SILLY

>>715864421
Fable is the most commonly used example, but it also has permanent body scarring possible when you take health damage.

>>715865651
Most people would prefer to curbstomp their opponents than have a decent challenge.

>>715865029
what took you so long?
>>715866404
i'd assume that the mage drinks it and then she'd cast a futa spell for the flame elemental

>>715850763
Basically what happened to me and I enjoy it

>>715867396
No.

>>715868069
It do be like this as a tank chad.
I like to see funny icons above health bar.

>>715851583
>stream
>her transition
Wait what? Just how many streamers are trans?

:(

>>715868069
His art just keeps getting worse.

These threads are now just 70% fetish comics, 30% whatever was trending on twitter today. Maybe 3 oldfag comics.

>>715868190
You forgot about the Delcatty comics

>>715863564
>>715864649
>The only reason to exist is to be employed and pump out kiddos that will be employed later

>>715868328
I am not reading all that bullshit.

>>715850763
You people are fucking retarded this is just the author making a joke about being a slob and appending a pretentious quote, how fucking neckbeardal do you have to be to go UMMM ACTUALLY I WISH FOR A BILLION DOLLARS AND TO BE PERMANENTLY SATISFIED

>>715868328
>TF
what does Team Fortress have to do with this?

>>715864807
>I play to win.
But are you "winning" if you use meta outside the expected rules and deny yourself features the game is meant to offer?
By your logic there's no problem using aimbot either, you are just using the data sent differently.

>Seems like "rules of war" of 700AC
First, real war are not consensual matches with enforced rules and extra expectation.
Second, it means you have no complaint if you die from poisoning.

As long as you admit you don't give a fuck if anybody but you have fun.

>>715850763
Other than cleaning up after myself I'm pretty much exactly that and I'm very satisfied with my life. Am I supposed to think this is a bad thing? What should I be doing instead if happiness in this condition is "destroying" me? I'm hurting no one and I'm satisfied, so why is my contentment with such a life bad?

>>715866256
How do you pronounce it?

>>715868069
>not pictured

>>715868594
>But are you "winning" if you use meta outside the expected rules
Oh yeah, it's so much more sophisticated when you go one step further and run meta counters to the current meta.

>>715863209
>I have never played a darksouls game but here's my opinion
very 2025 /v/brown of you

>>715868714
loss

>>715868634
Society wants you to be married in your early 20s with at least 2 children in the ready so they can join the military by the time you're 40 or be more breeding mares of the state. Of course people like that would be stigmatized to no end.

>>715868190
>2010 trollface comics are oldfag

>>715849214 (OP)

>>715863156
But can you play DOOM on it?

I only read the coming for this kind of humor
wish they gutted their shitty story with their shitty character reash

>>715862914
Your honor, League of legends

>>715867406
Did you actually check which one came first?

>>715851583
LUL

>>715863564
holy freaking slave morality batman

>>715868440
I think about this comic a lot

>>715863320
>>715867746
You are in fact silly
It's not a fake battle between two opinions, it's just a cynic portrayal of how some players feel entitled to be handed everything without having to make choices and sacrifice
here's the original

>>715868794
Oh wow I've been saying it wrong all this time. Now I feel foolish

>>715868069
>>715863095

>>715869456
My ex gf used to look everything up when playing, I really don't understand people that do that

>>715862646
you know it's real when the boss has his back turned

Thank Lord the Delcatty nigger spammer is asleep

>>715869580
lmao
we all know pic related is the truth

>>715863991
you could get off your fat ass and go play football.

>>715867563
>/a/ makes a VN
>its legacy is a general that is still somehow going like a fucking zombie for over a decade
>/v/ makes a VN
>its legacy is a parody more popular than the game it's making fun of before, coming out before the latter even got released

>>715869839
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

>>715851583

Does he become her(his) biological dad in the last panel?

>>715870139
HABEEB IT

>>715869772
>>715869580

>>715869123
>Wont Yov BE PiEAsEEE AswEEr Boy, PlAy wirH Mommys HAiR

>>715870270
TWINKIE HOUSE

>>715864421
Modded Skyrim

>>715869243
Receiving a copy of Fallout New Vegas turns you into Litchi Fei Ling?

>>715869580
Real healers are trying desperately to stay awake and coming up with lies about how hard their job is

https://youtu.be/OQlL9hgLlsE

>>715869580
I've played MMOs for over 20 years and i've never seen a healersissy act like this

>>715864421
Altered Beast

>>715864421
Majesty 2. Your heroes change appearance when they level up high enough.

>>715869659
That’s not very nice…

>>715869179
Love my korean endless grinding MMOs please help

>>715870984
my ex girlfriend did it for xiv but she wouldnt type it in chat

>>715870984
I do this but it's just in my head and I'm too much of a pussy to type anything in chat

>>715871173
The only natty I ever listened to was Scooby

>>715871239
RUH-ROH, RAGGY! RETARD!

>>715869179

>>715871316
needs one of his hands going below the desk.

>>715865002
It'd be hell for a subhuman with no imagination.

>>715862776
Right, you're making such a political stand by being a slob. lmao

>>715869848
With whom? It's virtually impossible to get four adults to agree on a restaurant or a movie; where are you going to find 21 other people who want to play divegrass with you?

>>715863105
Even more. That would be 10x or so

>>715862756
That's what solved means, just reduce your wealth

>>715862309
What do you do if you want accuracy, the reflective surfaces aren't flat, and there's several of them (besides pathtracing)?

>>715862565
savescumming solves rimworld

>>715865506

>>715870879
>>715870984
It's just because MMO are shit game to begin with.
You can't expect good class based gameplay from MMO

>>715863209
the image could apply to jrpg's too though

>>715864578
Funkuck

>>715871528
Your definition of solved is clearly not the same as any sane anon on /v/
Even doing nothing but farming will eventually still have you run out of resources.
What's next? Solved mean not playing?

>>715863920
>>715868757
>I'm not cheating, making wall transparent is just a counter meta!

>>715870428

>>715871436
Just join your local sports club

I'm saying boomers are hypocrites when they compare watching / playing vidya with watching / playing sports because sports is perfectly legitimate to practice IRL, while you can't exactly go outside IRL and start killing people / slaying dragons / save the princess etc. You obviously play vidya to do things you couldn't reasonably do IRL but fat boomers like to watch sports because ??? They're just fat and lazy I guess.

>>715871596
Stupid sexy cat needs correction

>>715864578
Fuck

>>715871417
The point is that they had to make the man drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes, be unshaven and live in a dirty room for him to look "bad" in that comic. The reality is it's perfectly legitimate to NEET out and still live in a clean house, groom, not smoke, not drink etc. The man is just fucking based they had to make him a slob to make his lifestyle look negative.

>>715872237
>words words words
>God is named Bob that is so random!
>le hecking Ancient Greece reference I am intelligent
Twitter comics suck

>>715872836
>>le hecking Ancient Greece reference I am intelligent
The Ship of Theseus is a great comparison to make here. It succinctly puts a frame of reference to just how much healing has been done on this man.

>>715862041
>Ooooo NOOOOOOOOOOO my 200m^2 house isn't good enough for me because everyone else has one!!!
>I can't enjoy my private swimming pool because someone else might be enjoying their private swimming pool!
>Oh gods this fine dining from my personal chef just isn't good enough because someone else might be fine dining too!!
>if only I lived in a shoebox eating slop all day
Where do you "people" come from and where do you get these pants on head retarded ideas from?

>>715873004
Anon probably had a healer regenerate his brain, entirely.

>>715873004
If it was so great then surely the author would only need to make that reference and not have it accompanied by a wall of text to get his point across.

>>715853573
Dionysus obviously

>>715872778
Oh, they didn't "have" to do anything, buddy.

>>715873147
from the ruling class

>>715855326

>>715873612
>Lords and Ladies on my /v/
Disgusting.
Your very presence sullies my essence. I must remove myself.

>>715864289
>Didn't saw you there

>>715850763
>childrens tantrums is what men wish for
I guess it makes sense for boomers who are still mentally teenagers.

LOL!

>>715857325
I love that artist's dragons.

>>715849214 (OP)
What kind of name is Eymm?

XD

>>715873169
>I understand; you must be worried about getting injured. But there’s no need to worry. With my recovery magic, you can regrow a limb or two as many times as you need to do so. Though please keep in mind that I’ve never tried to regenerate a head, so if you’re ever in a situation in which you think you might be about to get your head crushed, please try to sacrifice a different part of your body and dodge it. Well, now that I’m thinking about it, maybe I can grow you another head, but I’m not sure if your new brain would retain your previous memories. Oh, but if you think about it as regenerating your neurons and synapses, maybe your memories would be intact. It’s kind of like the Ship of Theseus—if you break down a body at the quantum level and put it back together in a different location, would that be the same person you started with...? I feel like we might end up with that sort of paradox. That’s not really science though; it’s more in the realm of philosophy... Oh, I’m getting off topic. We’re talking about leveling.

L-lol?

>>715872237
games for this feel?

>>715863564
If I never had to work and all my wants and needs were met I could be unemployed as long as I like and then, if I get too bored of it, I can volunteer for some cause until I get bored of that. Work at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter or something. Then if I get sick of that I can go back to being unemployed.
Genuinely, if I made enough money that I only had to work six months out of the year and could sit on my ass for the other six without having to worry about expenses or the agony of job hunting, I think I would be 100% content in my life.

>>715872592
>bottom pic
It's called "Recon by fire".
Used to great effectiveness by Rhodesia, notably.

>>715874885
Some nigger, orc or ogre is gonna become a bloody smear

>>715849214 (OP)
xD

>>715875134
second panel keyboard

>>715875134
This one is actually really funny.

>>715864421
WISE FWOM YOUW GWAVE

>>715875404
IWTFWK

>>715849214 (OP)
>>531824947
Women are the most likely victims of sexual assault in the world and the most likely victim of sexual assault is the woman who is the victim of sexual assault and the victim of sexual assault by the police and the police and the police and the police are the most likely perpetrators of sexual assault on the street and the most likely culprit is the woman who is the one who is the most likely person who is the most likely victim of sexual assault in the world and the most likely victim of sexual assault in the world and the most likely victim of sexual assault in the world and the most likely victim of sexual assault in the world and the most likely victim of sexual assault in the world which is the most likely victim of sexual assault and the most likely victim of sexual assault in the world and the most likely victim of sexual assault in the world and the most likely victim of sexual assault in the world and the most likely victim of sexual assault in the world and the most likely victim of sexual assault in the world and the most likely victim of sexual assault in the world and the most likely

>>715875624

>>715867303
>99% of nukes were earned on objective modes
>camp in some corner and try to snipe
>get enough kills to get a harrier, hope it chains into a chopper gunner then ac130 or something similar
>guy is most likely on the losing team and no contributing directly to the objective
>winning team has to keep an eye on the scoreboard for the one guy with 0 deaths and double digit kills or it's "oh you thought you were winning by playing the objective... TOO BAD tactical nuke you lose"
>people start leaving before it finishes
>If the host leaves, server migration... server migration failed, it's a draw and return to lobby

>>715870791
I'm happy I'm not the only one who thought that.

>>715873751
has science gone too far?

>>715876060
omg me

>>715852209
>complains about dub
>uses the best dubbed/worst subbed anime as a gif
I cannot stand dbz subbed. It's shit

>>715875334
Humans gonna get it.

>>715874735
we'll bang, okay

>>715874735
What are we going to do on the bed, Commander Shepard?

>>715864421
The cyborg guy from borderlands pre-sequel

>>715875012
This is some fetish shit, isn’t it?

>>715863626
For me, it's the edit with Pornhub logo.

Lol!

>>715876970
I think it's a Mohun joke

>>715862565
2018 was a different time.

>>715875032
All seven of those men's wives have sex with other men.

>>715877147
too real.....

>>715875013
>Genuinely, if I made enough money that I only had to work six months out of the year and could sit on my ass for the other six without having to worry about expenses or the agony of job hunting, I think I would be 100% content in my life.
Go hop on a crabbing ship then.

>>715877213
Yeah, I recognize Kirin and Black Belt armor on the girls and the monster vaguely looks like a Tetranodon, though Tetranodon is not actually resistant to fire. I don't expect any sort of actual game knowledge from shitty comics though.

>>715872281
Funny how jank souls or jrpg actually arent rpg

>>715869456
It wouldn't be a problem if the game wasn't 12 hours long.

>>715872569
That cat is hella fine.

>>715876294
What even is this?

>>715862191
lol

>>715875404
hey anon,wanna see a magic trick?
i'm gonna make white korra dissapear

>>715879097
Now she's Toru

>>715879097
Hot, invisible girls are my jam

>>715867860
lol

>>715855326
>Loss has really become an artifact of a distant past hasn't it?
Ask the Marathon developers

>>715879059
Jap Porn Doujin by Neromashin
>humans capture elves and usem as sex slaves
>elves are long lived beings so they get handed down trough the generations in the noble houses
>the elves start grooming the human kids and in turn become the defacto shadowleader of a kingdom
>proceed to kill humans who find out about it
be warned, Neromashin draws some bad stuff, despite the good art

ha ha

LOL

>>715879543
is this ai generate-
>adamtots
...may as well have been.

>>715879478
So I'm guessing that guy's daughter was captured at some point and then started playing 4D chess while being the communal cumdump?

>>715862914
Crossed by Garth Ennis

LMAO

>>715875032
Whats wrong with David Foster Wallace?

KEK

>>715879634
iirc yes

>>715863564
that's when you use your material essence to create a new universe you retard

>>715879725
Do they win?

>>715868850
Women like this don’t exist.

>>715851583
nobody who rants about trannies refers to them as "trans", not very realistic

>>715863095
In every single MMO I've played

>Tanking is by far the easiest job in the game. All your survivability means you can make mistake after mistake after mistake. Optimisation barely needed.
>Healing is the second easiest. You have decent survivability, range, and can heal yourself through mistakes. Some optimisation encouraged, rarely needed.
>The entire fucking point of DPS is to optimise as much as possible. You have slim to zero room for mistakes and often are encourage to play in a more dangerous way to get as much uptime as possible

>>715869580
>>715869772
The idea that healers are angry retards who "can't heal stupid" is just mongoloids self-flegating for the sake of their own ego.

You almost always can heal stupid and in almost all cases it's the best idea to do so. Healers who let people die to try "teach them a lesson" are the dumbest fucks any party can get. Luckily you'll almost never run into a healer like that, since most people want to actually push their heal buttons instead of LARPing as a DPS mage.

The worst offenders of this are probably the XIV healers who get this mindset of "You only need your last HP so I'll heal the absolute bare minimum possible", which sounds great in theory and in practice means that both the healer and the DPS have to ensure they never make any mistakes, or the party loses an enormous amount of DPS and very likely wipes to the enrage, in a game with some of the most generous healing power imaginable.

A healer who doing that shit saves himself 1GCD (or less, depending) and sets the entire group on a knife's edge of "Play without any guard rails or we all wipe", all that for 1 fucking glare. It's insipid and it annoys me, but that's how a lot of people like to play, so I let them do it. When I co-heal, I just pop that heal myself. They can beat me in the logs, I'll just be happy to get the boss dead.

>>715871396
nta but here u go

>>715869580
>>715879974
Additionally: Any healer who tells a tank to slow down, rather than speed up, almost certainly doesn't know how to do their fucking job.

That's been true even back to Vanilla WoW when you could count on maybe 1:10 tanks knowing how to chain pull.

>>715879874
the elves? yes I guess
unless there is a sequel I don't know off

>>715868298
Those are fetish comics. I don't know what one, but they definitely are.

>>715880441
Ahahahahaha!

>>715868069
d&d is lame and for dorks

how about a classic, now that the new Harry Potter show is being made

>>715872281
and has

Here comes the funny comics

>>715880714
why doesn't the guy have a boner

>>715880441
lol?

>>715880781
He's a gamer

>>715868862
that doesn't appear accurate, seems like it wants the exact opposite of you marrying young and having children. I think your newsletter is flawed and don't wish to stay subscribed

>>715862191
>X-COM 2
>I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this snake.
>This is a positive feedback loop

>>715880714
Me when I look at all my ad&d shit.

undefeated

>>715880714
I know that feeling (and this is only the stuff that didn't come in "big boxes")

>>715880621
Well that girl might actually be more racist than all us klansmen here on /v/. That brutha was completely above board with her, he even paid up full and she still bitched out.

>>715863352
In the forgotten realms no less.
It sucks.

>>715873751
lmao.

>

>>715851583
AIEEEEEEEEEEE MY SHIRT IS TURNING FROM YELLOW TO ORANGE TASKATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>715881218
Just when I though Popeye couldn't get more based

>>715881053
Dobson was right about everything

>>715869243
>ACK?!

>>715881419
Based Cathyfan.

>>715881416
At least it isn't a dog pokemon.

>>715881559
haha Liz Lemon, you are so funny

>>715864649
to be alive is a reason unto itself
it is not necessary to produce anything or contribute to your species in any way
you are not an ant

>>715881924
poopie rapie

>>715849214 (OP)
B^U

>>715849214 (OP)
I've never had sex and I would a dragon

>>715881946
Considering his nickname, won't change much.

>>715882253
Do not do it apprentice, the scaly harlots merely seek to steal your magick for their own nefarious ends. You must resist their vile temptations!

>>715865692
>>715868316
I wasn't being sarcastic and I am asking you personally. Why do you exist? It doesn't have to be a job. But if it's just to consume media and jerk off until you die, you're going to hate yourself.

>>715849214 (OP)
Dragonborn? More like DragonPORN LOL!

>>715855326
>King is mad because it wasn't him
What a fag.

>>715882448
Cute.

>>715879878
yeah but im the only one

>>715868850
>No one notices
Except me, apparently, because all of my 5 exes have bordered on anorexic.

>>715882710

>>715882817
no they are small and i often yearn for them to be the size of my head and then some, much like the image

>>715879543
Kirby should say he likes sucking cocks instead

Every culture in the world invented dragons I find that interesting

>>715866831
Then I hope you'll get all of those things

>>715866957
I don't think I'll ever see the joshua graham edit again.

>>715881218
hehe

>>715863920
That's the only way to play nigger thunder

>>715882515
Based. First thing the Dragonborn did after learning Fus Ro Dah was rent a room in Breezehome and shout the clothes off of Lydia. Skyrim was never meant for wholesome playthroughs.

>>715868608
from the first time I saw them as a kid I always thought those 2 were birds. I still believe it. are they human with long noses?

>>715882836
I can massage them for you

>>715882842
Not every culture. Most African, Native American, and Aboriginal cultures don't have dragons. European and East Asian dragons are all descended from one "genesis" dragon. That's why Western dragons are usually quadrupedal and use wings to fly while Eastern dragons are more serpentine and fly with magic.

>>715882842
Every culture discovered dinosaur bones

>>715883468
i massage them plenty, im taking pueraria mirifica and drinking a fuckton of milk and dairy stuff, i even got on saw palmetto or whatever and black cohosh and i even took fuckinggggggg ugh one of these experimental HGH analogues and NOTHING IS MAKING THEM BIGGER FASTER i was legitimately tempted to get a covid vaxx on the off chance it gives me macromastia but that seemed to be a one-in-a-billion type thing.

>>715882836
Breasts actually grow after pregnancy, so there's that.

>>715883591
you should look into getting breast pumps
use them for 20-30 minutes every 2 hours, and usually within a couple of months you'll induce lactation
keep it up and if you're lucky you'll get growth

>>715883764
>you should look into getting breast pumps
alright, thats something i could try.

>>715883819
if you wanna talk about this more, add me on discord @ theshindig_
I have experience with this

>>715853573
Nurgle

>>715865592
Are they buying fire resistance potions, futa potions, or both?

>>715880621
Why is he so handsome

>>715880897

>>715869079
>Sourcerer

>>715884302
actually really funny

>>715884261
Playing doubles advocate, that’s accurate for OS2. He actually did his research there.

>>715863920
I cant run most games on high graphics, so yes.

>>715877407
>Shit talking Lichman
It's not a Tetranodon fag, it's a kappa.
>B-but that's not in monster hunter! Why is the comic doing that!
It isn't meant to be a oneshot panel, there is more to it beyond that.

>>715884747
It really depends on the render, honestly.

Sometimes it's clearly armour, other times it's clearly his belly.

>>715863156
willl i die or get very bad diarrhea from this

>>715873751
I like the one on the left. A nerd with a dragon head just sounds like a fun character idea.

>>715879974
the funniest thing about all of this is its completely UNoptimal play
in 14 you build your party limit with literally every button you press LITERALLY EVERY BUTTON you can arms length and as long as you're in combat it builds limit - so people who act high n mighty and hit less buttons are actually more of a detriment than they realise
optimal 14 play is hittin EVERY one of your buttons POSSIBLE before you actually need it

>>715868391
I laughed at this more than I should.

>>715865002
The point is I made at least one person on this board watch The Twilight Zone. I have already won.

>>715884540
Well I feel foolish.

>>715885430
Based

>>715885347
That's true, but they'll still keep their GCD rolling, just for those spicy 340 potency Glares. Meanwhile, the DRG has to use safe-strats and massively reducing uptime, because if he makes a single positioning mistake in a 10phase dance, he'll die, because the healers are keeping him at 20% HP.

>>715884079
You should be able to solve this.

>>715883764
>20-30 minutes every 2 hours
>pump your breasts for 6 hours a day.
It's a part time job at this point.

>>715867676
Dude, I wish the knight was a cool as The Captain

>>715879543
Does getting eaten by Kirby make you undergo spaghettification?
Does everybody who gets eaten feel like they're trapped in a black hole for a hundred years? That's fucked up.

>>715885698
yeah, no shit
you are literally fooling your body into thinking you have a baby to feed. taking care of a baby is a full time job in and of itself, so of course a single aspect of it is going to take up a huge chunk of the day
not a problem for a NEET of course, but for someone with any real responsibilities it's very tough

Michi o shitte imasu ka?

lol

>>715885742
This is NOT porn, am I right??

>>715855326
>Fire Emblem Awakening.jpg

>>715885879
no

>>715885850
>>715885698
>>715883764
Again, you can achieve the same result by making a baby. And it'll be au natural and permanent breast growth.

>>715874087
You wouldn't an esl girl?

>>715880714
Why isn't she wearing pants?

>>715864753
Based Taft

>>715886032
yes, but then you have a baby at the end of the process, and that might not be what this anon wants

>>715886072
She's wearing bike shorts like a proper girl

>>715885918
Don't fire emblem dragons stay in humanoid form 99% of the time so that they don't go mad or some shit.

>>715885954
Alcibiades didn't get Athens to declare war on Sparta, he got Athens to declare war on fucking SICILY while they were already at war with Sparta and then they got their asses kicked and lost the whole Peloponnesian war to Sparta.

>>715866918
Kek

>>715886218
I didn't think I wanted a baby either, but now 4 years later I get to introduce him to some of my favorite video games and seeing the joy on his face when I return from work just warms the cockles of my heart. I'm gonna try for a daughter next.

>>715881956
I don’t catch your drift, old chap.

>>715862508
This is the future we were supposed to have, before the SJWs launched the GamerGate war and diverted us into our current clown world.

>>715886015
This would be kinda cute if I didn't know it was thinly veiled fetish bait.

>>715883394
They’re spies. “Spy” is both their job and their species.

>>715886778
I hate when that happens.

>>715867073
Greg Land is a genius who figured out how to monetize his porn obsession into a way of doing less work instead of more.

LOL

>>715851583
I have literally never seen a single tranny getting in a relationship with a man, they're all """""lesbians"""""

>>715886092
>>715886015
>>715885954
>>715886804
>>715886976
Gays not welcome

>>715851583
I’M YIIKING OUT

>>715886613
I'm very confused.

>>715884893
put a layer of activated charcoal between every other layer and boil the filtered water and you'll be fine

>>715886976
Ruined a perfectly good NTR fuckboy

>>715851583
hah... lol...

>>715886613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbCT5fXdhhc
damn I feel old

>>715881416
For a long time I never noticed the name and just thought the joke was she was on the can when a valuable pokemon wandered in and she wanted to catch it but she can't get up from the shitter.

I honestly like my joke more.

>>715887437
Your joke is lame

>>715885843
>being succed by kirby gives you the experience of being eaten for 100 years

>>715864421
Kenshi gives your characters visibly more muscle thickness and definition as you level up strength and dexterity

>>715864753

>>715888251
This kind of happens a lot.
There's two types of con guests. The washed out artist who needs to sell those signed autographs to survive, and the sex pest who attends to get laid.

>>715887267
Based Juche putting capitalist pigs in their place.

>>715888801

>>715888849

>>715881283
It's you who's out rouge, out of the closet

>>715863126
The other day I found a dead moth in my room and I thought it really looked a lot like Mothman.

>>715888982
I fucking love hoofed demon women.

>>715888845
Got me.

>>715889131
At this point may as well edit the other one where he does give a dude the full spice.

>>715862256
Why are you comparing a master drawing artist with todays "artists“?

>>715888493
Are they mutually exclusive.

>>715889131
Literally me

>>715888535
I've been stuck in the anger phase for the past 18 - 19 years. Except I just say "FUCKING DEGENERATES I HATE THEM"

Same thing when I see furries.

>>715889407
So you had a denial phase?

>>715885695
But all possibilities are valid

>>715889473
No. Just shock and anger. Boku no Pico is fucking awful

>>715883591
>i was legitimately tempted to get a covid vaxx on the off chance it gives me macromastia but that seemed to be a one-in-a-billion type thing.
My friend got that side effect and it was horrible. She didn't get nice soft breasts, she got two heavy rocks on her chest that never felt comfortable and recently she just had them chopped off.

>>715889545
>>715889395
I miss chaptcha comocs

>>715868069
What's the joke? That the tank tanks?

>>715890725

>>715890795

>>715890851

>>715890908

>>715890979

>>715891060

>>715891131

>>715891206

>>715891272

>>715891346