Stop liking evil monkeys

>>715913653 (OP)
I like Poppy kong and all but I need Candy back. DK didn't even have her picture in his house in the nostalgia level

/v/ - Nintendo, Gacha, and E-Celeb generals

>>715913818
64 candy is the best, and im not sure why

>>715913653 (OP)
Why did new fan art of Poppy Kong dry up so fast?

I like how her and grumpy don’t even care much about losing they’re just like “you beat me fair and square so I’ll help you out”

>>715914038
They are in it for the money

What's the best jumping tech?
Is it jump roll punch or is it jump roll upwards punch?

>>715914151
Flying

>evil
the other two folded when they saw they had no chance of beating DK.

>>715913653 (OP)
imagne...monkey footjobs

>>715914092
Yeah Poppy says she won’t fight you unless she gets paid overtime

>>715913653 (OP)
Why has literally no one mentioned that her remote thing looks like a dildo

>>715914460
it's a perfume bottle.

hot monkey pusy

>>715913653 (OP)
i thought she was called poopy kong

I remember anons calling her a male (faggot) because of her lack of booba

you wouldn't really a gorilla would you?

SOVL

>>715914151
Jump, Grab, Roll.
Especially if you need to make a gap.

>>715913653 (OP)
>boobless nigger monkey is allowed
>fat tittied white monkey isn't
fuck nintendo

>>715913653 (OP)
>>715914318
I need to see her take a huge shit

You get bitched out by Pauline after the credits if you skip any of the levels/bananza powers

>>715915698
commission it and add a post -sex scene

This game feels weirdly unpolished for a mainline Nintendo game. Also visual aids. I think it could have used another year polishing up but it was probably already behind schedule.

>>715916054
hows the levels? good

>>715913818
They're not gonna put her in anything until they redesign her. Same for every Kong absent here. Funky would have had a cameo if not for that.

>>715916156
I just miss my boy Chunky.

>>715914151
I do roll -> jump -> clap -> roll -> punch
Seems to cover good distance and ending with punch lets you grab on to walls
Probably not optimal but works good when I play

>>715916103
Honestly I sounded harsh but I think the game is great. I do think it could use some polishing and a little visual tidy up but gameplaywise I can't complain, feels fun and fresh as fuck

>>715916503
it looks like odyssey

>>715914151
roll (off edge), jump, dive pound and immediately roll again
if there's no edge skip the first move and do a chunk jump/ spin jump instead

>>715915463
If it was a matter of having fat tits they would have told Monolith to fuck off with Xenoblade and DK wouldn't be slapping himself constantly. The problem is Candy's design has absolutely nothing going on except Peach traits (blonde, pink, dick sucking lips) and fat tits.

The 64 design at least had the Britney Spears thing going on, but that means nothing to kids today. The Nintendo design is awful. They gotta start over.

>>715916567
No it doesn't. Even comparing the city levels the difference is night and day. Bananza looks significantly flatter and less detailed. Almost like a beta.

https://famiboards.com/threads/donkey-kong-bananza-spoiler-thread-open-spoilers-update-leaker-playing-through-game-spoilers-out-now.14334/page-74#post-1905974

>>715917019
im giving her a raise

>>715913653 (OP)
You wouldn't...

>>715914151
the most airtime I've found is with a chunk. while holding a chunk:
>jump
>ZL to get on chunk
>ZL to get off immediately
>jump (the chunk throw jump)
>clap
>roll

getting on the chunk gives you more forward velocity and a little hop too

>>715915116
She's not a gorilla though, she's pic related.

>>715916156
but neither Dixie nor Cranky had a redesign and yet they appear. Diddy's doesnt really count as a redesign, they only split up the eyes so it doesnt look that 'Sonic-y'.

Think Poppy and Candy would get along?

>>715918534
I imagine a sort of frenemies dynamic between them.

>>715918534
>women
>getting along

>>715918534
Only in bed with DK

>>715919014
Seems like they’d compete even more fervently there

>>715913653 (OP)
No

I made this.

>>715918825
>breasts

ruined RUINED

>"Eh dog we gon' goto the club, pick up some girls, you tryna roll?"

>"Nah man I'm cool, Imma stay home dog. And chill, with my monkey?"
>"You know how long it took this monkey to suck my dick, without peeling it? Mm!"

>"Y'all can keep fucking these people if you want nigga, just more monkey pussy for me!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyZVMTasW3I

>>715919934
Rather be a monkey fucker then a pedophile

>>715913818
Why did they make her look like this in the cartoon?

>>715918061
>neither Dixie nor Cranky had a redesign
Dixie got the same eye seam update Diddy did with some other minor touchups. Cranky keeping his old design is probably just because meta + he's always got angry brow. He's the only character they didn't fuck with, including Rambi, so it's intentional.

>>715918061

>>715918534
Would you be friendly to the biggest threat to your relevancy

the snake sucks

>>715922473
they love cranky the most afterall

Is it just me, or is the elephant bananza the best one?
>Clears out the ground faster than kong
>You get free projectiles to boot
>Can always go back into it right after

>>715919934
neither, 360 and walk away

>>715922930
Kong>Ostrich>Zebra>Elephant>Snake

>>715922930
Elephant is my favorite. He looks the coolest and you can clear out areas so fast.

>>715914318
FANGS

>>715916156
I sure hope Nintndo dont pull a TFB and make her a dyke with sidecut

>>715915116
I would hug a Gorilla yes

>>715915463
Calm down with the slurs there lol at least we still got female Monke

>>715916345
Chunky was in the Mario Movie

>>715918534
I need this but with Candy Kong and Poppy Kong

>>715923975
I don't give a single fuck about some shitty ass Hollywood movie.

>>715919934
Cute Funny meme

Why am I only learning until post game that if you have a full bananza meter while in a bananza, you can chest beat to stay in bananza mode?

>>715922647
Good god Diddy what have they done?
Idk how anyone can defend that redesing. Dixie at least looks okay I guess but holy fuck how did they think that was an improvement for Diddy?

>>715921527
She looks like your average Shaniqua here lol

>>715923753
Poppy Kong is certainly better than Crash 4 Tawna

>>715924485
Now imagine Sonic without his Uni-eye, it just looks weird, wrong and gross