Thread 715927551

It was that simple

>>715927551 (OP)
This is a racist post

Donkey Kong fans are never beating the Chris-chan allegations.

>>715927749
kek

>>715927551 (OP)
When i see left, i cant help but see this dk as some kind of seth rogan / wojak kind of abomination. I just hate it.

>>715927551 (OP)
I can't imagine RareDK doing the homosexualized anime expressions Nu-DK makes in this game though.

Like, it's just a fundamentally more gay character now, and the game was definitely made by the Splatoon devs moreso than remnants of the Odyssey production team. A lot of the designs seem more Splatoon-adjacent than Odyssey-relayed, especially the bosses.

Before all this fake internet drama I had no idea so many people tied their own masculinity into a cartoon gorilla.

I think the brow change was necessary, it does make him more expressive, HOWEVER, the eyes did not need to change at all and were better bigger/more separated

>>715927831
>some kind of seth rogan / wojak kind of abomination

>>715927870
>>715927953
I like the one that's actually about the gameplay

You niggers are worse than Sonicfags

>>715927551 (OP)
he literally looks like that in certain situations

>>715928070
Snoy bien!

>>715927864
eh

>>715927824
Its always about the other tribe with you, uh?

>>715928337
Thanks!

>>715928337
>>715927953
>>715927870
whos the artist

>>715927749
holy

>>715927835
>especially the bosses.
it has octostomp 4.0.
its even composed of squid/octopus creatures.

>>715928337
Funniest part is that there's "puzzles" like that in the actual game and even easier ones.

>>715927870
Memes that aged like milk

>>715927551 (OP)
I like the new DK.

>>715927551 (OP)
which one is in the game and which one is the edit? it's still barely noticeable and I have the game.

>>715927551 (OP)
Looks worse. Good job.

>>715927835
>I can't imagine RareDK doing the homosexualized anime expressions Nu-DK makes in this game though
NuDK looks like he enjoys sucking on bananas.

>>715927870
"Woke" really has lost all meaning.

>>715927551 (OP)
Where's his cock?

>>715928972
now post the other 99% of his expressions throughout the game.

>>715929296
On your urethra

>>715927725
Someone call for a blue arms bandit?

>>715929296
Gorillas have small penises.

>>715929284
Its a joke nimrod

>>715929559
Nice

>>715927749
Who made this? It's pretty high quality.

>>715927749
>>715927551 (OP)
>DK finally looks like DK instead of rare shit

tendie shill above

>>715927749
here's the original without the retarded half-assed "woke" shit slapped on top of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsmLsr4fwMM

>>715930015
meh the woke edit is funnier

>>715930294
OOOOOOOOOO TRANSNANA

>>715927551 (OP)
DERETE THIS

>>715927864
The monobrow was always expressive enough, only thing this accomplished was giving him the ability to do the dreamworks expression

>>715927551 (OP)
donkey kong got longhoused

>>715928337
you can't just end something with "perchance"

>>715927551 (OP)
paulines sexy feet will sell the game regardless of how they redesigned dk

>>715933464
it's a reference newfag

>>715927953
>>715927870
the contrast between the Rare's pecs and nuDK's flabby mantits get me.

>>715929732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsmLsr4fwMM

>>715927551 (OP)
Why did they flanderize DK?

>>715934115
My favorite part about these is the changing tie logo.

>>715934115
>oinkraine donations
KEK

>>715933771
How did you recognize the reference in the image and then fail to recognize the exact same reference in the post you replied to

shitty looking kong for a shitty odyssey prequel. Go figure

>>715933774
go back

>>715934115
>All that fucking wonder bread

>>715934115
Who is this artist and why does he have 10 images like this

>>715934115
i love whoever this artist is

>>715928493
4chan.org

>>715934115
Is that the Gamestop stapled screen?

>>715934115
>screen cracked from the receipt staple
It’s the little things

>>715927749
DONKEY NOOO!
LMAO

>>715928493
Halfdime on Pixiv. AKA WarioAnon iirc.

>>715927551 (OP)
>>715927749
>>715927870
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>>715928337
>>715928365
>>715934115
>pathetic "fanart"
Lmao
Canonically, Rare Kong is an incel.

New Donkey Kong sleeps with a barefoot loli and turns Super Saiyan.

>>715930294
>Blowjob lips
Lol DK is gay now

>>715930294
this kong is lookin ZESTY

>>715936980
Has this actually happened to someone.

Now make them have sex

>>715927835
He's a banana brained retard monkey. It's cute.

>>715937703
It happened to dozens of people that got it from a particular New York or New Jersey gamestop, can't remember which.
Funniest part about it is the first documented example I know of was from a /v/ fag, a guy posted his around an hour after mid ight on launch day

>>715927551 (OP)
Game would've still been trash, just slightly less visual vomit.

>>715929284
The meaning you think probably isn't the original one anyway

>>715935367
He's gotta make a shitload of peanut-butter and banana sandwiches to eat while he plays on his N64, anon.

>>715930015
lol shut up tard

>>715933464
perchance

>>715930294
>the leader of the bj crew

>>715934408
What do you think flanderization means anon?

>>715937225
canonically it's the same dude

>>715930294
would

So why are we pretending to be upset again?

Japan often rips their ideas straight out of western media and heavily mutilates, abuses, or otherwise mangles them. They do the same thing to their language, roughly 1/3 of Japanese is actually English loanwords, which are words stolen from English and then mangled and tortured beyond all recognition.

Donkey Kong is such a character. He is a cheap shitty King Kong ripoff.
As is typical of Nintendo characters he has absolutely no personality beyond "I like bananas". The fact that this cheap shitty ripoff garbage character with a vague preference for bananas somehow became mega popular is a testament to the stupidity of the average videogame player.

>>715939257
they made donkey woke

>>715927870
>>715927953
>>715928337
>>715934115
man this guy's really mad huh

>>715927551 (OP)
T. K.
Trooney Kong
Xe's the queerest of the bunch, you know them well
The delusion of an hormone treatment to no avail
Shoot me with a Gun cause theres no revert
If your dick gets chopped, it's gonna hurt!
He gets fisted daily by the D.K. crew!
Huh!
T. K.
Trooney Kong

>>715927551 (OP)
Left:
>monkey slop for browns
Right:
>monkey slop for indians

Makes much sense, OP, thank u!

>>715936980
>>715936847

I keep learning new details with you bros.

>>715937703
Google "Gamestop stapled Switch 2"

>>715927870
>>715927953
This stuff is agitprop to make people criticizing woke look stupid.

>>715927835
DK looked fine in Punch Out Wii and emoted just fine

>>715941770
I've never seen the word "agitprop" before in my life.

>>715930193
It looks like garbage
You're garbage

Im sure the game is fun and all but why did they make DK look like a fag? Was there really a good reason? Personally it makes me not want to play it

>>715928365
Eyes too big

>>715930015
Thanks

>>715929559
Love seeing my wife Krystal posted in non Star Fox threads, always a neat surprise

>>715927551 (OP)
I showed my mom and asked her what she thought between the to images. She preferred Rare's version as he looked "more intense" and she seemed disturbed by the eyes of the one on the left, saying it was too cartoony.

>>715941770
People criticizing woke are stupid. What a coincidence.

>>715930294
Cotton Candy Kong

Dammit what the fuck did I just say?? There’s already a Candy Kong

>>715939438
Zelda feet

>>715943206
Show more family members their opinions are very interesting

>>715927551 (OP)
Damn the right DK looks so much better, like a lovable idiot that's trying his best.

>>715943145
To give a serious guess, I'd say it was to make him more appealing to today's children who grew up on Cal Arts shit.

>>715927551 (OP)
The fur still look like feathers

>>715944078
>We still haven't recovered from the devastation Steven Universe caused

Do you think years from now we'll get diaper loving youtubers bitching and moaning about the DK redesign like how Sonic did?

DK'S. EYEBROWS. SHOULD. BE. LOWER!
>pepper sprays you

>>715946005
Nintendo STILL hasn't proved him wrong, howeverbiet...

Don't. Call. Anybody.

>>715927551 (OP)
>top half of his face more scrunched together
>his eyeballs are smaller
>it makes his mouth look twice as wide
>even when his mouth is closed and pouted his cheeks still puff out

>>715927551 (OP)
The "making DK have more expressions" is just the afterthought excuse they give, they already told us the REAL reason when movie DK was revealed. I really really fail to see what prevents Rare's DK face to make those soi expressions they jerk so much. Remember how much they jerked Wind Waker's Link expressions? not even Miyamoto liked that design at first, Aonuma was trying to justify the change in any way he could

>>715946005
The only thing he did wrong was troon out

>>715946005
as overblown as his reactions were, his actual complaints on the boom design were pretty objectively correct, there isn't a single part of boom sonic that isn't a direct downgrade from regular sonic, including the blue arms.

>>715927551 (OP)
Left is better

>>715927749
Cool edit but I actually prefer the end result.

>>715950135
Hedgehogs have fur on their arms

>>715950324
the cream arms pop out visually from the body, making it easier to get a silhouette of the character when he's moving fast.
hedgehogs are not three foot blue monster men either.

>>715930015
zoomers only know how to steal huh