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Anonymous No.715927551 [Report] >>715927673 >>715927831 >>715927835 >>715928171 >>715929013 >>715929045 >>715929124 >>715929296 >>715929804 >>715930573 >>715933128 >>715933703 >>715934408 >>715937225 >>715938101 >>715939937 >>715940075 >>715943206 >>715943834 >>715944201 >>715945635 >>715948743 >>715949439 >>715950176
It was that simple
Anonymous No.715927673 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
This is a racist post
Anonymous No.715927725 [Report] >>715927824 >>715929559
Donkey Kong fans are never beating the Chris-chan allegations.
Anonymous No.715927749 [Report] >>715927775 >>715928542 >>715929732 >>715929804 >>715930015 >>715937082 >>715937225 >>715950289
Anonymous No.715927775 [Report] >>715927870
>>715927749
kek
Anonymous No.715927824 [Report] >>715928441
>>715927725
Anonymous No.715927831 [Report] >>715927953
>>715927551 (OP)
When i see left, i cant help but see this dk as some kind of seth rogan / wojak kind of abomination. I just hate it.
Anonymous No.715927835 [Report] >>715928621 >>715929178 >>715937775 >>715941776
>>715927551 (OP)
I can't imagine RareDK doing the homosexualized anime expressions Nu-DK makes in this game though.

Like, it's just a fundamentally more gay character now, and the game was definitely made by the Splatoon devs moreso than remnants of the Odyssey production team. A lot of the designs seem more Splatoon-adjacent than Odyssey-relayed, especially the bosses.
Anonymous No.715927859 [Report]
Before all this fake internet drama I had no idea so many people tied their own masculinity into a cartoon gorilla.
Anonymous No.715927864 [Report] >>715928365 >>715930663
I think the brow change was necessary, it does make him more expressive, HOWEVER, the eyes did not need to change at all and were better bigger/more separated
Anonymous No.715927870 [Report] >>715928070 >>715928493 >>715928972 >>715929284 >>715933845 >>715937225 >>715939472 >>715941770
>>715927775
Anonymous No.715927953 [Report] >>715928070 >>715928493 >>715933845 >>715937225 >>715939472 >>715941770
>>715927831
>some kind of seth rogan / wojak kind of abomination
Anonymous No.715927983 [Report]
Anonymous No.715928070 [Report] >>715928337
>>715927870
>>715927953
I like the one that's actually about the gameplay
Anonymous No.715928150 [Report]
You niggers are worse than Sonicfags
Anonymous No.715928171 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
he literally looks like that in certain situations
Anonymous No.715928337 [Report] >>715928463 >>715928493 >>715928698 >>715933464 >>715937225 >>715939472
>>715928070
Snoy bien!
Anonymous No.715928365 [Report] >>715937225 >>715943162
>>715927864
eh
Anonymous No.715928441 [Report]
>>715927824
Its always about the other tribe with you, uh?
Anonymous No.715928463 [Report]
>>715928337
Thanks!
Anonymous No.715928493 [Report] >>715936406 >>715937202
>>715928337
>>715927953
>>715927870
whos the artist
Anonymous No.715928542 [Report]
>>715927749
holy
Anonymous No.715928621 [Report]
>>715927835
>especially the bosses.
it has octostomp 4.0.
its even composed of squid/octopus creatures.
Anonymous No.715928698 [Report]
>>715928337
Funniest part is that there's "puzzles" like that in the actual game and even easier ones.
Anonymous No.715928972 [Report] >>715929458
>>715927870
Memes that aged like milk
Anonymous No.715929013 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
I like the new DK.
Anonymous No.715929045 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
which one is in the game and which one is the edit? it's still barely noticeable and I have the game.
Anonymous No.715929124 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
Looks worse. Good job.
Anonymous No.715929178 [Report] >>715933774
>>715927835
>I can't imagine RareDK doing the homosexualized anime expressions Nu-DK makes in this game though
NuDK looks like he enjoys sucking on bananas.
Anonymous No.715929284 [Report] >>715929640 >>715938143
>>715927870
"Woke" really has lost all meaning.
Anonymous No.715929296 [Report] >>715929461 >>715929595
>>715927551 (OP)
Where's his cock?
Anonymous No.715929458 [Report]
>>715928972
now post the other 99% of his expressions throughout the game.
Anonymous No.715929461 [Report]
>>715929296
On your urethra
Anonymous No.715929559 [Report] >>715929674 >>715943204
>>715927725
Someone call for a blue arms bandit?
Anonymous No.715929595 [Report]
>>715929296
Gorillas have small penises.
Anonymous No.715929640 [Report]
>>715929284
Its a joke nimrod
Anonymous No.715929674 [Report]
>>715929559
Nice
Anonymous No.715929732 [Report] >>715934240
>>715927749
Who made this? It's pretty high quality.
Anonymous No.715929804 [Report]
>>715927749
>>715927551 (OP)
>DK finally looks like DK instead of rare shit
Anonymous No.715929869 [Report]
tendie shill above
Anonymous No.715930015 [Report] >>715930193 >>715938639 >>715943194 >>715950770
>>715927749
here's the original without the retarded half-assed "woke" shit slapped on top of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsmLsr4fwMM
Anonymous No.715930193 [Report] >>715943143
>>715930015
meh the woke edit is funnier
Anonymous No.715930294 [Report] >>715930516 >>715937636 >>715937671 >>715938923 >>715939170 >>715943257
>here's the original without the retarded half-assed "woke" shit slapped on top of it
Anonymous No.715930516 [Report]
>>715930294
OOOOOOOOOO TRANSNANA
Anonymous No.715930573 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
DERETE THIS
Anonymous No.715930663 [Report]
>>715927864
The monobrow was always expressive enough, only thing this accomplished was giving him the ability to do the dreamworks expression
Anonymous No.715933128 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
donkey kong got longhoused
Anonymous No.715933464 [Report] >>715933771 >>715938868
>>715928337
you can't just end something with "perchance"
Anonymous No.715933703 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
paulines sexy feet will sell the game regardless of how they redesigned dk
Anonymous No.715933771 [Report] >>715935231
>>715933464
it's a reference newfag
Anonymous No.715933774 [Report] >>715935359
>>715929178
Anonymous No.715933845 [Report]
>>715927953
>>715927870
the contrast between the Rare's pecs and nuDK's flabby mantits get me.
Anonymous No.715934115 [Report] >>715934421 >>715935062 >>715935367 >>715935486 >>715936031 >>715936847 >>715936980 >>715937225 >>715939472
Anonymous No.715934240 [Report]
>>715929732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsmLsr4fwMM
Anonymous No.715934408 [Report] >>715938978
>>715927551 (OP)
Why did they flanderize DK?
Anonymous No.715934421 [Report]
>>715934115
My favorite part about these is the changing tie logo.
Anonymous No.715935062 [Report]
>>715934115
>oinkraine donations
KEK
Anonymous No.715935231 [Report]
>>715933771
How did you recognize the reference in the image and then fail to recognize the exact same reference in the post you replied to
Anonymous No.715935251 [Report]
shitty looking kong for a shitty odyssey prequel. Go figure
Anonymous No.715935359 [Report]
>>715933774
go back
Anonymous No.715935367 [Report] >>715938530
>>715934115
>All that fucking wonder bread
Anonymous No.715935486 [Report]
>>715934115
Who is this artist and why does he have 10 images like this
Anonymous No.715936031 [Report]
>>715934115
i love whoever this artist is
Anonymous No.715936406 [Report]
>>715928493
4chan.org
Anonymous No.715936847 [Report] >>715941470
>>715934115
Is that the Gamestop stapled screen?
Anonymous No.715936980 [Report] >>715937703 >>715941470
>>715934115
>screen cracked from the receipt staple
It’s the little things
Anonymous No.715937082 [Report]
>>715927749
DONKEY NOOO!
LMAO
Anonymous No.715937202 [Report]
>>715928493
Halfdime on Pixiv. AKA WarioAnon iirc.
Anonymous No.715937225 [Report] >>715939039
>>715927551 (OP)
>>715927749
>>715927870
>>715927953
>>715928337
>>715928365
>>715934115
>pathetic "fanart"
Lmao
Canonically, Rare Kong is an incel.

New Donkey Kong sleeps with a barefoot loli and turns Super Saiyan.
Anonymous No.715937636 [Report]
>>715930294
>Blowjob lips
Lol DK is gay now
Anonymous No.715937671 [Report]
>>715930294
this kong is lookin ZESTY
Anonymous No.715937703 [Report] >>715937967 >>715941517
>>715936980
Has this actually happened to someone.
Anonymous No.715937747 [Report]
Now make them have sex
Anonymous No.715937775 [Report]
>>715927835
He's a banana brained retard monkey. It's cute.
Anonymous No.715937967 [Report]
>>715937703
It happened to dozens of people that got it from a particular New York or New Jersey gamestop, can't remember which.
Funniest part about it is the first documented example I know of was from a /v/ fag, a guy posted his around an hour after mid ight on launch day
Anonymous No.715938101 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
Game would've still been trash, just slightly less visual vomit.
Anonymous No.715938143 [Report]
>>715929284
The meaning you think probably isn't the original one anyway
Anonymous No.715938530 [Report]
>>715935367
He's gotta make a shitload of peanut-butter and banana sandwiches to eat while he plays on his N64, anon.
Anonymous No.715938639 [Report]
>>715930015
lol shut up tard
Anonymous No.715938868 [Report]
>>715933464
perchance
Anonymous No.715938923 [Report]
>>715930294
>the leader of the bj crew
Anonymous No.715938978 [Report]
>>715934408
What do you think flanderization means anon?
Anonymous No.715939039 [Report]
>>715937225
canonically it's the same dude
Anonymous No.715939170 [Report]
>>715930294
would
Anonymous No.715939257 [Report] >>715939438
So why are we pretending to be upset again?
Anonymous No.715939428 [Report]
Japan often rips their ideas straight out of western media and heavily mutilates, abuses, or otherwise mangles them. They do the same thing to their language, roughly 1/3 of Japanese is actually English loanwords, which are words stolen from English and then mangled and tortured beyond all recognition.

Donkey Kong is such a character. He is a cheap shitty King Kong ripoff.
As is typical of Nintendo characters he has absolutely no personality beyond "I like bananas". The fact that this cheap shitty ripoff garbage character with a vague preference for bananas somehow became mega popular is a testament to the stupidity of the average videogame player.
Anonymous No.715939438 [Report] >>715943450
>>715939257
they made donkey woke
Anonymous No.715939472 [Report]
>>715927870
>>715927953
>>715928337
>>715934115
man this guy's really mad huh
Anonymous No.715939937 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
T. K.
Trooney Kong
Xe's the queerest of the bunch, you know them well
The delusion of an hormone treatment to no avail
Shoot me with a Gun cause theres no revert
If your dick gets chopped, it's gonna hurt!
He gets fisted daily by the D.K. crew!
Huh!
T. K.
Trooney Kong
Anonymous No.715940075 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
Left:
>monkey slop for browns
Right:
>monkey slop for indians

Makes much sense, OP, thank u!
Anonymous No.715941470 [Report]
>>715936980
>>715936847

I keep learning new details with you bros.
Anonymous No.715941517 [Report]
>>715937703
Google "Gamestop stapled Switch 2"
Anonymous No.715941770 [Report] >>715942594 >>715943240
>>715927870
>>715927953
This stuff is agitprop to make people criticizing woke look stupid.
Anonymous No.715941776 [Report]
>>715927835
DK looked fine in Punch Out Wii and emoted just fine
Anonymous No.715942594 [Report]
>>715941770
I've never seen the word "agitprop" before in my life.
Anonymous No.715943143 [Report]
>>715930193
It looks like garbage
You're garbage
Anonymous No.715943145 [Report] >>715944078
Im sure the game is fun and all but why did they make DK look like a fag? Was there really a good reason? Personally it makes me not want to play it
Anonymous No.715943162 [Report]
>>715928365
Eyes too big
Anonymous No.715943194 [Report]
>>715930015
Thanks
Anonymous No.715943204 [Report]
>>715929559
Love seeing my wife Krystal posted in non Star Fox threads, always a neat surprise
Anonymous No.715943206 [Report] >>715943523
>>715927551 (OP)
I showed my mom and asked her what she thought between the to images. She preferred Rare's version as he looked "more intense" and she seemed disturbed by the eyes of the one on the left, saying it was too cartoony.
Anonymous No.715943240 [Report]
>>715941770
People criticizing woke are stupid. What a coincidence.
Anonymous No.715943257 [Report]
>>715930294
Cotton Candy Kong

Dammit what the fuck did I just say?? There’s already a Candy Kong
Anonymous No.715943450 [Report]
>>715939438
Zelda feet
Anonymous No.715943523 [Report]
>>715943206
Show more family members their opinions are very interesting
Anonymous No.715943834 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
Damn the right DK looks so much better, like a lovable idiot that's trying his best.
Anonymous No.715944078 [Report] >>715944447
>>715943145
To give a serious guess, I'd say it was to make him more appealing to today's children who grew up on Cal Arts shit.
Anonymous No.715944201 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
The fur still look like feathers
Anonymous No.715944447 [Report]
>>715944078
>We still haven't recovered from the devastation Steven Universe caused
Anonymous No.715944565 [Report]
Do you think years from now we'll get diaper loving youtubers bitching and moaning about the DK redesign like how Sonic did?
Anonymous No.715945635 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
Anonymous No.715946005 [Report] >>715946816 >>715949534 >>715950135
DK'S. EYEBROWS. SHOULD. BE. LOWER!
>pepper sprays you
Anonymous No.715946816 [Report]
>>715946005
Nintendo STILL hasn't proved him wrong, howeverbiet...
Anonymous No.715948498 [Report]
Don't. Call. Anybody.
Anonymous No.715948743 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
>top half of his face more scrunched together
>his eyeballs are smaller
>it makes his mouth look twice as wide
>even when his mouth is closed and pouted his cheeks still puff out
Anonymous No.715949439 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
The "making DK have more expressions" is just the afterthought excuse they give, they already told us the REAL reason when movie DK was revealed. I really really fail to see what prevents Rare's DK face to make those soi expressions they jerk so much. Remember how much they jerked Wind Waker's Link expressions? not even Miyamoto liked that design at first, Aonuma was trying to justify the change in any way he could
Anonymous No.715949534 [Report]
>>715946005
The only thing he did wrong was troon out
Anonymous No.715950135 [Report] >>715950324
>>715946005
as overblown as his reactions were, his actual complaints on the boom design were pretty objectively correct, there isn't a single part of boom sonic that isn't a direct downgrade from regular sonic, including the blue arms.
Anonymous No.715950176 [Report]
>>715927551 (OP)
Left is better
Anonymous No.715950289 [Report]
>>715927749
Cool edit but I actually prefer the end result.
Anonymous No.715950324 [Report] >>715950425
>>715950135
Hedgehogs have fur on their arms
Anonymous No.715950425 [Report]
>>715950324
the cream arms pop out visually from the body, making it easier to get a silhouette of the character when he's moving fast.
hedgehogs are not three foot blue monster men either.
Anonymous No.715950770 [Report]
>>715930015
zoomers only know how to steal huh