>click on random streamer playing DK Bananza
>they all look like they want to kill themselves
is the game really that boring?

>>715939773 (OP)
It looks, runs, and plays like shit. Only tendie manchildren are having fun

>>715939773 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

>>715939773 (OP)
All nintendo shit is boring.

>>715939773 (OP)
Ofcourse they are. it's made for and marketed towards toddlers. No reasonable adult is going to pay 80 dollars for it and proceed to enjoy it

>>715939773 (OP)
Why does Pauline only sing in Japanese? They went through all the trouble of getting an English VA for her adult self in Wonder, but as a main character they didn't get a VA who could sing?

>>715939773 (OP)
Streamers don’t play games they just want donations, get off that shit website and go play the games

I

DON'T

CARE

>>715939773 (OP)
>one of the easiest Nintendo games in years
>has an infamously short story if you're not distracted by all the optional content
>most of the optional content is piss-easy shit just like in Odyssey
Well no shit sherlock.

Notice how even /v/ barely talks about it despite being an Odyssey-like with a zillion collectables?
Notice how nobody talks about any of the actual bosses minus coombait-kong and K Rool?
Everyone's gone through the story in one sitting and all that's left is the busywork of collecting 3.2 billion really easy moons, I mean crystal bananas, just like in Odyssey.
Shit man, even the few streamers I DO follow (and play Nintendo games) were already on a second playthrough doing challenge runs the day after release.
If I cared enough to save those "fell for it again award" meme pictures (a generic one, not one labeled for a specific console), I'd post one now; people really gotta grow a brain and stop buying consoles on launch, they just get so desperate for content to consume that they're willing to buy literally anything on impulse just to build a library.
For me it was the Wii, though funnily enough I ended up playing Wii Sports the most the first year. God I loved bowling and boxing.

>>715940984
I'm not reading all that

>>715939773 (OP)
It's less the game and more that streamers generally want to kill themselves to begin with

>>715939873
Is there no other place that drops frames? You keep posting the same video all day every day

>>715939773 (OP)
that zoomie stare has nothing to do with engagement. that's how they look when you see them at 7/11. they might as well be indian

When you play a lot of games at the same time just for your youtube channel, you lose your focus and all the fun when playing it.

>>715941120
Troll or child, I don't know.

1. The game's shockingly easy.
2. There's a gazillion Odyssey-like collectables, which is boring.
3. No memorable bosses other than Coombait-Kong and K Rool.

>>715941308
No shit. That Rick and Morty parody by the Smiling Friends guy nails this. When Morty goes into the gas station, he's hounded by mindless poo talk,

Shitthetic trannies.... why did we get filtered by Gradius?

>>715941753
>No memorable bosses other than Coombait-Kong
Ok, either you didn't play the game or you like to fuck manlets. I'm leaning on both.

>>715939773 (OP)
Who's gonna post it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eJZHm1S5OI#t=14m54

...Tendobros?

>i watched a streamer play it and they seemed bored so the game is bad
The absolute state of this pajeet and zoomer infested board
Does anyone other than me actually play videogames themselves instead of sitting in the cuck chair and watching someone else?

>>715939773 (OP)
the only critic who matters says he likes it

>>715942343
>reeee why didn't everyone buy the switch 2 on launch and the paid welcome tour
I'll wait for the PC release

>>715939773 (OP)
pic related is him btw. this is what he occupies his time with posting on this site.

>>715939873
Looks like something made in Dreams.

This is why only weirdos like these games, you fuckers all have the exsact same shit to say about every game they release. Which is why the fanbase is shrinking.

>>715942440
Keep saying it!

>>715942519

>>715939773 (OP)

>>715942586

>>715942530
Probably an insult to Dreams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acr8PX4yRZ8

DSP hates it too, just said he is totally bored and underwhelmed and can barely be bothered to finish

>>715942693
Literally who

>>715942693
Let me gue$$ it ha$ nothing to do with low $upport.

>>715939773 (OP)
Most random streamers are "random" because they don't have the proper charisma to make a stream entertaining.
Them "looking like they want to kill themselves" is their default state.

Saying how good old games are isn't impressive or deep, his takes are incredibly basic and milk toast.
Also he is depressed as hell so he can't enjoy anything that doesn't remind him of his comfort shit (bing bing wahoo)

>>715942937
the word is milquetoast, if you successfully trolled me than good on you.

dunkeys video felt incredibly forced

>most basic "puzzle imaginable where you either tunnel under something or around it to get to a collectible
>with zero irony: "OH SHIT NINTENDO IS SO SLICK WITH IT THIS IS A SLICK KINDA GAME THIS GAME WAS MADE JUST FOR ME"

>>715942929
no one's tipping because the game is boring as fuck... the two are related you moron

>>715942293
I gotchu fellow gayfag
https://www.redgifs.com/users/starhere

>>715943058
Funny how 99% of the games he's played recently are "boring as fuck" and not the one common denominator being that he's now boring as fuck. He's a shell of DSP.

>>715943035
yeah it's pretty cringe how he is always sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek except when it's a nintendo game and then he just gets on his knees and sucks its dick for 20 minutes straight without a hint of irony.

>>715939873
I don’t care about framerate, but this is the shit tendies were hyped for?

Imagine being shitthetic tran and reading these threads where literally everyone hates you and then jumping back to kiwif*rms to see if at least they have got your back only to see that they're shitting on you too, forcing you to go back to your youtube hugbox of pedophiles and mexicans. Extremely grim.

>SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP
>Sonar picks up fossil #48
>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
>Fossil #48 retrieved
>SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP
>Sonar picks up banana #33
>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
>"OOOOH BANANA"
>'Through the Posion Filled Tunnel' is the banana's name
>You didn't get through any tunnel you just dropped down onto it
>Look around
>See a nearby corridor full of poison and platforming you just completely missed/ignored by punching through all the level design
>...
>SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP
>Sonar picks up banana #34

That's the game. The bosses are unironically like 30 seconds of mashing the punch button and are not worth even mentioning.

>>715939773 (OP)
Eric, why are you so scared to even say the last game you played? Why do you visit this website if you don't even play games?

>>715943035
>>715943113
Dunkview will be better, his videos where he's obviously just recording fake reactions over his gameplay clips are shit but his review videos are good

>>715943227
He's talked about the Gradius schizo spammer on stream before. He almost definitely reads these threads, despite claiming that he doesn't.

>>715943227
>>715943424
Why do you guys watch his videos, post about him here, and read his kiwifarms thread if you don't like him. I saw one of his videos and it was too much culture war cringe so I never watched another, and haven't heard anyone discuss him outside of this place. I'll never understand obsessively watching ecelebs you claim to dislike

>>715939873
was there really no better texture for mud?

> get told for years that dk64 was bad because it was overloaded with collectathon shit
>Bonanza ends up being worse when it comes to collecting shit.
Never let it down.

alas its a masterpiece, maybe next time snoysisters...

>>715943771
yeah...
A MASTER PIECE OF SHIT! I'd rather have WOKEY KONG COME SIT ON MY FACE and shit DONKEY DIARRHEA DOWN MY THROAT THAN PLAY 1 MORE SECOND OF BANANZA.

>>715939773 (OP)
grown men trying to force themselves to like every nintendo game are the most pathetic people in this hobby
probably buys the latest pokemon slop too, day 1, both versions

>>715943293
This was only true for like the first few worlds. I'm not done yet, but i just did the poison/bramble world and that one is covered with so many damn hazards you can't even remotely just smash your way through it

>>715943914
Nah the poison world unironically makes it all easier because you get ostritch which just lets you fly over everything.

>>715939773 (OP)
Have you tried playing Roblox with your kids or your 10 year old cousins or nieces? I honestly wanna kill myself. I wish they were exposed to better games, but this is what they're doing now

>>715942693

>>715942208
>Ok, either you didn't play the game or you like to fuck manlets.
Anon, I think he was implying Poppy was the coombait.

You just told everyone you want to fuck Void Kong which makes you a beastiophile, homosexual midget fetishist.
That would be ok, but you did it trying to insult someone else, which means you're a retarded beastiophile homosexual midget fetishist.

>>715939773 (OP)
grown men trying to kiss the ground that Hideo Kojima walks on are the most pathetic people in this hobby
probably buys the latest God of war slop too, day 1, all versions

I really liked bananza

>>715939773 (OP)
>>715942586
Why the fuck does this retard keep on trauma dumping in his streams constantly now?
It's like only the first few hours are him playin games then it's just a black screen of him droning on about how sad and pathetic his life is, but not actually being willing to do anything about it or receive advice cause he claims his mother instilled "learned helplessness" in it so he can't just get up and do anything cause he's also a blackpilled retard who thinks everything is "just over" for him because of his looks and how the dating market fluctuates or whatever the fuck.

You might have had some sympathy for him at first or felt bad, or to some degree, felt endearing to hear someone share your experiences, but at this point, it just started to get absolutely obnoxious and annoying to hear him drone on and on in circles about the same thing, over and over again, bitching about the same issues, never actually wanting to improve, just getting drunk like a retard then bitching and moaning and again repeating it ad nauseam.

Why does /v/ hate Synthetic man hes literally if this board was a person and you all shit on e-celebs who denounce the the site like nyanners

>>715944717
this is what we call “soul” actually

>>715943912
>grown men trying to force themselves to like every nintendo game
Can't do it anymore, I don't like platformers that much, and I fucking hate BotW Zeldas. I stole and liked Wonder though, it's not worth the price.

>>715944717
he genuinely needs God, yet, despite being "spiritual" and believing in a "higher being", he refuses to accept Christianity and beg God to forgive him and get him out of the shit hole he finds himself in because apparently he prayed once to Him when he was a child to make it so his parents don't get divorced, then his prayer didn't get fulfilled so he just immediately dismissed God altogether and is now keeping a grudge against Him for not indulging in his ways, when it's supposed to be the other way around; God works in His own ways, not the person praying. and on top of that, he doesn't even consider the fact God might have actually saved him from being killed by his dad, because he himself said that if he had to be stuck in a marriage with a woman similar to his mom, he'd just end up killing her, the children and then himself... yet he fails to see the idea something like that could have just as easily happening to him if his dad were to snap from being stuck with his mom and then killed his entire family and then himself.

it's literally just:
>ME NO GET WHAT I WANT! ME KEEP GRUDGE NOW! ME ANGRY, FUCK YOU! DO WHAT I WANT BITCH! I COMMAND YOU!

>>715944829
>he's like if this board was a person
That's why he's a retarded niggerfaggot. Do you really think I like this place? It's full of faggots like him.

>>715944965
>he prayed once to Him when he was a child to make it so his parents don't get divorced, then his prayer didn't get fulfilled so he just immediately dismissed God altogether
Same thing kinda happened to me but also because modern churches are extremely cucked and woke.

so is this just an anti-Bananza circlejerk thread?

>>715944829
/v/ hates themselves when they look in the mirror. Not me though. Thats why I self insert in video games and only play as male protagonist. I love myself

Awww sweetw another
>macaco thread

WOAH MAMA

>>715939965
Is that a real pic of sphere hunter?

it's fun, you should think of it as banjo kazooie 4 cause that's essentially what it is. these dudes (fractones) are basically banjo npcs.

>>715944717
>>715944965
For all his bitching and moaning about satanic shit and "the elites" he sure is completely blind to the fact he's being massively oppressed by actual demons, proof of it being his general lifestyle and way of being that seems to just keep him shackled in misery and despair. It's how demons operate. They will put so many thoughts in your head and whatnot to the point you genuinely just feel like that's who you are or that those thoughts of self defeat are meant to be your own. He's quite literally the demons slave right now as it stands, and the only way for him to break out of that would be to actually cry out to God and ask Him to release him from his shackles.

>>715939773 (OP)
>>715944717
>>715945735
>calls himself a blackpilled doomer
>2 healthy living parents that support him (mom doesn't kick him out, dad even answered his balls / no balls futa question)
>good relationship with his brother
>together with him and Thomas they have a small but strong circle of friends
>cool job
>living with mom so he can save most of his income
>supporting fanbase
>all the time in the world to work on videos

The first doomer hour or so was refreshing but now it's just copemaxxing. The only truly sad thing in his life is the fact that his bro, has mold infection. Otherwise his life is better than at least 90% of this shithole and he still cries because the government doesn't appoint a 9/10 trad wife gf, because he won't get out of the house to somehow meet someone.
Guess what Synth? Even if Tinder and tinder-likes are deleted, and women were to be banned from going on the internet you'd still need to go outside and meet someone like our grandparents did, you lazy fuck.

>>715946327
>dad even answered his balls / no balls futa question
qrd

>>715946439
>qrd
https://www.youtube.com/live/gKpU1pE8-vM?si=7Izdw8h-QpSdGtBU&t=5607
1:33:27

He tries to explain to his dad what Futas are then tries to ask him a retarded faggot question he asks literally everyone he brings on his podcast, if they would prefer Futas had testicles that were internal, like, hidden inside their body or external, like men have in a scrotum. Then he makes his dad feel uncomfortable as fuck and he basically just avoids the question and he STILL keeps going with it like "Ahh, haha... Okay... so no balls then.. ahaha chat... alright..."

>>715939873
Same. Fucking. Video.

>>715946327
But you don't understand bro, he NEEDS pussy bad. He WANTS to fuck and have sex to finally get rid of his pornography addiction and shit bro. He's DESPERATE for a woman to hold him and love him and sire him children or some shit. Yet he can't get off his fat arse to do anything to improve himself and his condition in life to facilitate ever getting those in the first place.

>>715939773 (OP)
But IGN said it's a 10/10 game...

>>715946327
>living with mom so he can save most of his income
well he sure as hell ain't doing that anymore since he started playing gaccha-slop and wasting his money on pulling anime woman cards

>>715942102
>That Rick and Morty parody by the Smiling Friends guy nails this
Rick isn't actually a nihilist and that's the point of his character. You and every other retard that blindly hates shit they've never seen need to fucking die.

>>715939773 (OP)
This dude is the most blackpilled individual I've seen in a long while. It's like a teenager discovering nihilism.

>>715942440
His wife is fucking hideous and that bitch has such an abnormal high pitched voice she was 10000% molested as a child

>>715942440
Well, say what you want, they are at least still together.

>>715945664
>these dudes (fractones) are basically banjo npcs.
how

>>715946785
>It's like a teenager
he's gonna be 30 soon, lol

>>715940984
>has an infamously short story if you're not distracted by all the optional content
Nintendo games are for people who like to play games, not for people who only care about rolling credits asap.

>>715946836
She's a victim of child rape and he's definitely a pushover fag that would kneel on shit for her. Not a shocker, retard. She's ugly as fuck, too. Who would she monkey branch of to? What rich faggot would want that ugly bitch?

>>715946903
they are silly npcs that are always rhyming and being useful/helpful

>>715946785
>>715946983
Realistically, she's a woman that a guy like him can big on the high end. At least she's not fat.

>>715946752
Cope brainlet. I've seen the show. Perhaps Rick had character growth later in the show, but S1 was him being a absolute nihilist while redditors like you worshipped him. Thankfully normies have moved on to something else instead.

>>715946752
>but uh Rick actually went to therapy and it turns out he's not a nihilist after all the orignal writers left and the creator got fired
lmao imagine watching this show past S2 then arguing with people who make fun of it about how they misunderstood it

>>715946785
nihilism is based if your life sucked

>>715946752
I don't give a shit about rick and morty. I just love bushland adventurers, mate.

>>715945664
>Rare btfo nintendo so hard at their own thing
>some of their shit shows up in their games

>>715944984
you sound like this
>Haha, I saw him at a faggot party, and he can't say no because I was also there

>>715947683
comments like this is why i still love coming to this board

>>715947396
Maybe if you had no control over your situation and were fucked from the start. Like being born in africa with AIDS, or being born with some kind of crippling illness. Otherwise you're just a whiny baby.

Kill yourselves disabled handicapped mentally ill faggot viewer. Eceleb lovers

>>715939773 (OP)
>admits he got bored of and dropped movieslop 33
Absolutely based, king of /v/ who didn't fall for the Indian shill campaign

>>715947931
The fact that he bought it in the first place means he fell for it, though.

>>715947061
they rhyme?

>>715947683
Yes but the faggot party used to have cool people at it, and the door was locked so I couldn't leave.

I heard this faggot using 4chan faggots as piggy payers and im here to tell you to go fuck yourselves cunts

>>715944829
He was fine for awhile but once the pendulum started swinging against the woke crowd he just sounds like a whiny manchild. He has zero charisma or passion for anything that isn't complaining. Credit where its due for calling out niggers in games, but he nitpicks fucking *everything* and his taste in games is awful.
>Astrobot was his GOTY
>Regularly plays Dragon Ball Breakers

>>715948007
what

>>715946439
Coby (Synthetic Man) and his younger brother Devin (Lord Frogmire) have a podcast together called Chudcast. When they got their first guest on (Ptolemy), Devin tried to ruin the episode and embarrass his older brother by bringing up Coby's futa fetish constantly and asking if a futanari would have balls if it were real. Coby then decided to turn the balls/no balls question into a Chudcast tradition to ask guests in an attempt to save face by "rolling with the joke" (even though it comes across as being obsessed with futa). On father's day this year, they decided to have their father on Chudcast and asked him the question as is "tradition".

>>715942293
>>715943073
>samefag
It was debunked but keep seething rent free toucan

>>715946327
>Guess what Synth? Even if Tinder and tinder-likes are deleted, and women were to be banned from going on the internet you'd still need to go outside and meet someone like our grandparents did, you lazy fuck.
it's gonna be the other way around in few decades. men are tapping out of socializing in increasing numbers and in the future women are so deprived of attention will have to beg men to go out with them. and even then the men who gave up will say no because theres no reason to waste time on women anymore.

>>715948078
Did i stutter go fuck yourself loser nigger

>>715948150
what

>>715942343
>implying i should pay hundreds of bucks for a console + $80 tip JUST to ascertain that a shit-looking game is indeed shit

>>715947964
a bunch of the rock guys have diff forms and rhyming lines, it's like banjo kazooie npcs

>>715948165
And youre disabled as well, incredible

>>715946327
Time for you to spend less time on 4chan and probably the internet in general.

>>715948212
what

>>715947876
You dont know how that kind of kid in Africa would end up in my situation

>>715948169
lol broke ass

>>715946327
Still no where near the level of the doomer king, Raymond

>>715939773 (OP)
they're in a dopamine rush goon state
they're having so much fun they don't care about how they look on stream

>>715948240

>>715948216
Get a stroke so your bugged brain system rebooted itself

>>715945345
Basedo

>>715948318
what

you have to keep in mind a lot of streamers play up stuff for entertainment/viewers.

>>715944965
>>715945735
this is some of the most retarded shit I've read all day
>magical sky daddy will fix this
No it won't. Especially if you don't buy into the lie. You need to tackle your fucking problems head on. And synths fucking problem is severe porn addiction. To the point he said he wants to get fucked by futa Abby on stream. And it's clearly a massive part of his personality. The joke is sex. The topic is sex.

If he fucking put his dick in a chastity cage for 90 days he would be slaying pussy, especially with the streamer money buff, but that would require actually tackling your problem head-on instead of looking for magical solutions elsewhere.

>>715948169
>almost guaranteed that shittendo will stick with this already underpowered POS until it beats both the switch 1 and ps2 in sales in 2038
>emulator unlikely for a long while
>software exploit unlikely for a very long while, if ever
>only real hope is a hardware/firmware dependant exploit
and thats how i ended up with a day 1 patch mario kart world machine. if there isnt any progress in a year or two ill just sell it and make most of my money back considering that nintendo never does price cuts anymore.

>>715946602
Lmao first time seeing someone so autistic no wonder he struggles with foids, and thats me saying also as an autist.

>>715948391
>chastity cage

>>715942293
>kiwifarms schizo
literally rent free

>>715948391
>>715948502
Go fuck youref piggy payers. Death to eceleb lovers

>>715948391
>>magical sky daddy
13 year old reddit atheist brain

>>715948242
Who is he?

>>715948549
At least post gore or something if you're trying to crash the thread, schizo-kun.

>>715948587
Kino schizo doomer content https://www.youtube.com/live/aq_2NV66Uac?si=DzUzmCTvefLDJFaR

>blocked and banned Kirsche
HOLY BASED SYNTHCHUD IS BACK

>>715949081
>he did it live
Absolute kino. I guess I have to check on the fat whore's next stream to see if she has a melty

>>715949081
when did this happen?

>>715949081
clip?

>>715949263
Right when he said it did.
>>715949270
Stream is still going

>>715939773 (OP)
Coby Noughton has just been depressed ever since he got doxxed and Null bullied him

>>715939773 (OP)
I need that puar figure

What exactly happened? I got the gist of it but was it really just Kirsche ignoring him and then randomly jumping back in to yap?

>>715942530
I can't tell if that's supposed to be a compliment or an insult.

>>715944829
Nyanners is right to denounce 4chan, especially modern 4chan. The 4chan she grew up on died long before she ever got a twitch account.

>>715949346
>>715949312
>>715949263
>>715949270
>Cares more about petty drama than the games
Just admit you're all trannies

>>715949469
>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A TRANNY
Shitthetic tran.... no one is falling for this

>>715944829
>Why does /v/ hate a guy who is obnoxious
What a mystery

>715949469
nobody asked for your pajeet take

>>715949469
There are currently 3 AGP threads in the catalog anon.

>>715944717
He ruin Chuds and make them look like a stereotype since he's also an incel. Its as if progressive gamers were represented by an angry Troon who hates white men

Why do Nintendo fans always pretend their new game is goat for a few weeks?
Mario Odysee at release: holy shit greatest game of all time
A few months later: Yeah its just ok
Mario wonder at release: holy shit! Awesome awesome awesome
A few months later: Its fine I guess
Donkey Kong at release: Holy shit!

>>715949469
There hasn't been a game on the screen for more than 3.5 hours, faggot. All there is to say about DK is it looks absolutely monotonous and lifeless, which is impressive since Nintendo usually tends to stop at monotonous. Now tell us your full thoughts on it to guide the discussion instead of bitching.

>>715949498
Anon when I was your age, men didn't gossip like school girls.
Now you guys care about people getting blocked?
>Like OMG WHAT HAPPENED V SISTERS?!
>OH SO LIKE HE TOTALLY GOT LIKE MAD AND THEN SHE WAS ALL LIKE CRYING AND OH YOU TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE!
I'm here to talk about video games for fuck sakes. Why are you people addicted to this nonsense?

>>715949469
I watched his videos since I stumbled across his original re4 video. The only reason I watch the streams though is because of doomer hour and drama

>>715949081
Based

>>715949081
lmao, can't wait for relapse again

>>715949589
I just did, I think men worrying about drama and watching other people trying to enjoy things you rather watch someone else play is confusing.
If you didn't want to play or care about the game, why even watch some depressed dude playing?

Synth seething about kirsche LMAO holy shit.

>>715949634
So in other words you use it as some sort of crutch because you want friends but too miserable and insufferable to actually have any.

>>715944829
I prefer Cyael
Same anti woke schizo but who isn't a blackpilled Incel and who has much more energy. Also Synthethic Man for whatever reason has the puritan mentality on shitting on coomer games and anime because "declining birth rate" shit as if he himself wasn't a reason for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWJESGj_lpU

The game gets slightly more challenging in a couple of parts closer to the end, but you're also dead bored by the time you get there.

>>715949580
Rampant consoomerism was a mistake
it's not even just nintenbabs that do it, this sickness is a fucking multiplatform phenomenon
And I'm starting to think there's no coming back from it

>>715949734
No, I just enjoy schizo and doomer content. I like his reviews, but couldn't get into his streams until I found out about doomer hour. Oskasyndrome, Hat_Flying, Raymond-thoughts and mind, Gerbert Johnson, Master Race Frankenstein are some reccomendations for other schizo/doomer enjoyers

what did Kirche do this time
synth is so mad he tells his mods to ban her on sight

kirsche sisters

>>715949681
I wouldn't rather watch someone else play it because most other people wouldn't be nearly as harsh to it. Oddly enough, that's why a lot of people watch the depressed dude in question. It's only natural that the more time you spend watching the more invested you get in even the stupid shit that comes with it.

>>715949967
I don't think she even did anything
Probably is just that he hasn't been able to have anything close to a real friendship with her so he's trying to save face over losing half his audience over the simping

>>715949967
She was ignoring every message he sent her, only messaging him to brag about her business ventures and trauma dump to him.

>>715940984
I'm reading all that

>>715944829
>Why does /v/ hate Synthetic man
Because he is degenerated spic drunkard and a stupid piece of shit with terrible taste.

>>715949952
Am I supposed to know what those names are?

>>715950003
Are you watching for like his critical review on it or what?

>>715950035
Synthetic man is from fucking space. In no world is anyone obligated to respond to anything you have to say unless you are actual friends or closer. This nigga got a bitch to call him a faggot and he fell in love.

>>715950160
>are some reccomendations for other schizo/doomer enjoyers
Read before you respond

>>715942330
This "Robust Urban Garlic" guy sounds like a limp-dick faggot. It's no wonder he hyper-obsesses over DSP, since he's probably one of the only people this milksop can compare himself to in a favorable light.

Hello Betatesters..
>entire video about jiggle physics
based coomer

>>715949320
>oh no, the fat pedophile said something bad about me oh wow what shall he ever do!!

>>715950160
I'm watching for a general experience and impression, and/or for Synth himself when nobody else is live. I will never own a Switch 2 but that doesn't mean I'm not curious to see what it offers, and DK looks like a boring slog. Why is the concept of "entertainment" confusing you?

>>715950182
In what world is it normal to allow someone to use you as an emotional sponge while they ignore everything you have to say?

>>715949081
king of /v/

>>715950287
i subscribed to him for a while but then unsubbed cause i started getting tired of the reused content more or less and same talking points. even if he does have a cool voice and all... i just can't get into some of his humor or the way he just drones on and on about certain shit on stream instead of just getting to the topic of it.

>>715950182
Have you considered that he was trying to make a friend and it wasn't panning out? Why does the fault lie with him if he was putting effort in and getting none back, and decides to cut it loose?

>>715949081
>Synthethic Man is Dev the FatOtaku level of cringe redditor now
If he blocked Kirsche it mean Pipkin Pippa will also block him and will remain cringe

>>715950196
No, because I didn't fucking ask for any recommendations. I could care a less about this vidya cuck nonsense.

>>715950307
Because you can be playing video games yourself.

>>715950436
>for other schizo/doomer enjoyers
Still can't read?

>>715950494
Apparently you think I give a flying fuck what boring ass people you watch.

>>715950345
She didn't use him. You are a nobody to her. Stop being a main character and ghost her back. If she were interested you 'd know.

>>715950436
>Because you can be playing video games yourself.
Can you not multitask?

>>715949967
>>715950019
>>715950035
He did say he takes offense to people "ignoring" him and "not answering DMs".

In his mind, ghosting is seen as a type of betrayal. Its no wonder he has no friends since he gets mad ever time they dont answer his call. Maybe she is just "busy" and cant make time for you synth. women can be like that.

>>715950420
he can sometimes scream very loudly when he get pissed at some Karen censoring games, which is why i prefer his edited you tube videos over the stream VODs

>OMG GUYS SHE WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT A STORY RELATED TO HER SPONSORS OR WHATEVER INSTEAD OF JUST TALKING ABOUT ME AND ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MYSELF AND JUST MAKING ME THE WHOLE POINT OF THE CONVERSATION!!
>ME! ME! ME! ME!
>FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME NAD MY PROBLEMS AND NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND BUSINESS, OKAY???
>I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT!
>YOU NEED TO BE THE ONE THAT ONLY EVER LISTENS TO WHAT I TALK ABOUT, HEAR ME OUT, AND THEN REVOLVE THE WHOLE CONVERSATION AROUND ME!
>MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Is this retard actually narcissistic??

>>715950506
Apparently, you can't read.

>>715950345
So you've never interacted with women before, got it.

>>715939773 (OP)
The only good YouTuber

>>715950553
I don't interact with vapid whores and e-girls, no.

>>715950520
If you can multi task, you're not enjoying the game to begin with.

>>715950545
I'll repeat myself, I don't care what boring ass cuck streams you have parasocial relationships with.

>>715944829
American Krogan was better

>>715950421
If it dosent work out, You ignore the person and move on. Not sperg about it to a bunch of stranges online like a women.

>>715950591
I'll repeat myself, you can't read

>>715950586
So you're gay, got it.

>>715950421
If the famous football player ignores a random bum trying to be his friend is the football player at fault? Or is friendship a two way street? If the bitch doesn't care for you, don't bash your head against the wall. You're not friends and you're setting yourself up to be abuses.

>>715950537
He is the worst stereotype of an Incel. Not only living with him mom as basement dwelling blackpilled /pol/fag obsessed with Jews. But also literally desperate for anime waifu who will do anything for pussy after entire weeks of shitting on women in general

>>715950630
You can't get real friends.
You're a video game cuck.

>>715950537

>>715944829
>hes literally if this board was a person
People here don't exactly love themselves
Also for some reason /v/ massively dickrides Kojima even though he is a woke leftard that hasn't made a good game in 20 years and synthetic man says it how it is

>>715950591
>If you can multi task, you're not enjoying the game to begin with.
That's just plain not true. You can argue about implied difficulty all you want but how are you going to tell me if I'm having fun or not?

>>715950714
What games are you playing you can multitask exactly?
Visual novels? Point and click?

>>715950679
Do you look for friends in a computer screen?
You are on the video game board

>>715944717
Wow he is literally me

>>715944829
he has gotten to whiny lately and refuse to change. expect a mental breakdown once he turns 30.

>>715950749
I'm on a anonymous video game board. Meaning when I decide to leave a thread or the thread dies, you don't matter to me.

>>715950791
I agree

>>715949081
Kirsche is obsessed with successfull Incels like Asmongold, not the cringe /v/ posters

>>715950637
Nta but you're the gay one if you do.

>>715950818
If i was looking for friends I wouldn't be anonymous. I'd be on some discord reddit etc shit.

>>715950824
Why did she have multiple segments of her streams on Synth then?

>>715950626
Fair enough but him bitching is a lolcow staple of his. And you can only ignore so much when it's two narcissistic personalities involved with one another.

>>715950639
If you want to go by numbers, Synth is technically the football star, he's got 50% more subs than her. I don't know how she does on Twitch, I'm sure it's good, but they're of a similar size, why are YOU putting her on some pedestal?

>>715950871
I don't use any of those or any other form of social media. Going outside is how you find real friends.

>>715950865
>You're gay if you want trashy women to jerk off too.
Well then I'm mega fucking gay according to your definition.

I kind of wanted to reach out to him before, as someone who could actually somehow help him in the sense that, he keeps bitching no one of "importance" in the YouTube sphere likes him or whatever, and I was willing to give it a try for a long time, though I kept putting off messaging him until I got all my work done first. Now, I'm not as sure anymore, I don't think I'll message him anymore cause it's gotten to a point where not even I seem to be willing to get engaged into this whole thing.

He's clearly unhinged and willing to just leak private chats by how he's shown to handle the whole Kirsche situation. He just openly talks about the private shit they've been discussing on stream then breaks down like someone with BPD over being "betrayed" , "abandoned" or whatever else kind of stuff he makes up in his head that everyone just immediately hates him.

And I know reading something like this would immediately just have him go "Yup, see. I told you, nobody likes me." But that is not even the point. I just simply don't see it worth it at this point to try and get engaged with him or his whole situation when'd clearly just use you basically, despite him bitching about others "using" him, that's basically what he's doing in cases like these; "talk to me when I want, as often as I want, about whatever I want, and don't you dare message me a minute too late or I will have a mental breakdown and leak our private chats and information to my stream chatters." Fucking hell...

>>715950905
>If you don't have subs, you're not worth anything.
Well since you're the video game cuck, wouldn't that make you the bigger loser than both of them?
NTA BTW

>>715950880
people would not shut up bout it and her having a thing for "broken" guys. There is no logic here. They both know they can only hurt eachother but for some reason, they cant help themselvs.

>>715950745
Those are arguably the worst games to do it with but almost any game you understand on a fundamental level and isn't directly tied to finer audio cues is applicable. If I'm playing a game for the first time then yeah I'll generally focus on it but not every time you play something requires laser focus, hense the difficulty statement I made before. Why am I even arguing with you?

>>715950905
Please understand this monkey got a paw on Metokur and is reaching for Asmongold. Synth is basically irrelevant to her already. She sent him her California sponsors showing where her priorities lie

>>715950982
Why do fags like you always feel the need to be gay towards strangers who didn't ask for you to do anything?
He's just a pussy.

>>715950952
>Jerking off to women talking
Yes you are.

>>715944114
kek

>>715951025
Arguing? You think anything that questions you is arguing?
You stil didn't tell me what games you're playing if you can multi task. Must be something pretty embaressing.
Hello Kitty Island? Paw Patrol?

>>715950982
He never read any of the private chats and just gave a vague summary of what was said. The closest he got to leaking info was when he got drunk off some vodka after being ghosted for a week, said he screenshotted some of the personal info she sent him, and called her a fat hag.

>>715951013
Thats more what he said than what I said, if they're in direct communication then they're just two people, nobody is some untouchable force in this equation.

what the fuck
i went to sleep after watching him stream and woke up and he's still streaming bitching about the fat fucking vtube whore

my fucking god, how the fuck does someone who's bitched about vtubers before get his mind all wrapped around this random fucking bitch?

>>715951079
>Talking
>In bikinis
>Getting up from their seat and bending over to "get something".
>Thinks that's gay

For anyone that doesn't know, the vapid whore known as Kirsche made 130k in 3 weeks from her sponsorship deals which she admitted too on Metokurs stream.

>>715951103
I posted it 3 responses you feckless retard, it's called Infernax. Have fun.

>>715951104
He shouldn't say anything and he shouldn't be screenshotting information at all

>>715951104
>gave a vague summary of what was said
that's still a break of trust and privacy though...
also he did basically threaten to just "expose" her or whatever if she turned on him, so that's also even more unhinged.

>>715951140
She's probably the only woman to show him attention within the last 10 years of his life.

>>715939873
Some anon thinks he's a genius for posting this clip asap

>>715951159
>Infernax
That's fair

>>715951143
I google naked jiggling boobs 300 million results. You choose to listen to a whore and then pay her money for it. Lmao.

>>715951016
No one was bringing it up until she mentioned being harrassed by the synthcels (which she equated to groypers) on one of her stream segments. Even then, barely anyone cared and it was only a minority of obsessed schizos who asked what she meant in her vod comments. She was the one throwing fuel on the fire.

>mfw synthetic fag is still shitting himself over a vtuber who talked him for a couple minutes once
Gradius Schizo won.

>tfw your mom is an evil jewish medicare scammer
it explains so much

>this dude calls people subhumans on a regular basis
fucking grim

>>715951140
because he's exactly like idubbz. desperate for pussy and inexperience with women.
the moment a talking hole shows any type of interest whatsoever in him, he gets weak in the kness and succumbs to his queen then bows down to her.
despite all his complaining and bitching about women in media and feminism and whatnot, he's the first in line to putting pussy up on a pedestal and giving up everything about himself to impress women for at least the smallest chance of getting pussy.
he admitted to it on stream before that he used to, and still would lie about who he is a person or what he does for a living to any woman he mate in order to make himself look better or more "valuable" and hoping that by lying about who he truly is, he would get proper pussy.

>>715951242
>lost half his audience over the kirsche shit
>lost the other fourth because he can't just sit down and make a fucking video
>his brother starting a channel and instantly started getting hundreds of thousands of views making videos incredibly quickly
Yep. Gradius schizo won.

>>715951161
>>715951174
Kirsche is known for recording all her correspondences she has with people online in order to use it later. While I would say it is unhinged behavior because synth took screenshots despite seemingly not knowing this about her, his schizo paranoia is justified in this case.

Didn't this nigga have a public meltdown because some vtuber he was vaguely friendly with took more than an hour to reply to one of his messages lol

>>715951256
he should just fuck his mom at this point.
it's wild to me how his brother looks more like his mom than he does.

>>715949710
Oh, he has issues with the cherry fox?

>>715939873
tendiexisters.... what the fuck is going on..........

>>715951209
Who says I've spent any money?
Even if I were to spend money I wouldn't be giving it away to Twitch, i'd do the logical thing and go on OF, gain access to their shit and screen cap their goods.

THE GAME THAT FILTERED SHITTHETIC TRAN..... FOREVER

>>715951334
Why the fuck would she admit to doing any of that and how does anyone within her sphere of interaction and influence even trusts her at that point? I've seen retards run to her defense when some journo from Vice did an article on her or whatever and I thought that was fucking retarded. Had to mute so many accounts flooding my recommendations with ass licking posts towards her and sometimes even videos on YouTube talking about the situation. I just didn't fucking care about it, yet shit kept being pushed in my feed.

>>715951380
what do we think of Devin? will he overthrow Synth or will there be a Abel and Kane situation?

>>715951334
I used to want to be a YouTuber/Streamer and have everything setup for it but just the thought of interacting with other streamers and even random in chat and having them save information to use against you later unless you're very careful makes me very sad

>>715951380
this pasty ass white boy could 100% get pussy if he wanted to. he has nice hair both on top of his head and on his face and good facial structure.

>>715951380
He's gooned so much he's now into shit like futa, femboys and feeding. His mom can't satisfy him.

>>715951615
I don't even know why people do shit like that. You're just a circus performer at the freak show at that point.

>>715951494
Scuzzy folk like yo delete their message history when they decide to start misrepresenting their correspondences with you, it's just a self preservation thing.

>>715951583
I like Debin as a random co-host but the immediate shitting out the same exact videos Synth makes is very tiring seeing doomer/blame the consumer videos. There's so many out there already we fucking get it, why do we need another channel making those videos

>>715951494
Everyone in the youtube game saves DM or per-records messages to guard themselves these days.

The moment you fuck with someones grift, they all come at you hard.

>>715951494
She gets close to other creators by acting all friendly (and flirty when it comes to male creators), then gets them to give info out on themselves by telling them personal stories of her own to lower their guard. During all this she will usually collab with them in order to leech off their audience so she can grow her channel until it is big enough that she surpasses her mark then she starts to ghost them. If they attempt to start any drama, she uses the info she got to blackmail them into shutting up and will release the info if they refuse to back down.

>>715951568
Why do you people care about this pointless shit?
I couldn't even get past the third sentence without losing interest.

>>715942651
How the fuck would that work?

>>715951723
and she's allowed to do this because...???

Synthetic Man is a YouTuber who often presents himself as superior to “normies,” believing his taste in games is more refined. He criticizes people who play popular titles like Fortnite, claiming they lack understanding of "real" games. However, his attitude doesn’t quite match his actions. In a video where he plays the NES port of Gradius, he gets frustrated and "filtered" by its difficulty. He blames the game’s unforgiving nature, but the truth is, the game is a solid port that rewards practice and patience.

Gradius challenges players to memorize patterns and manage resources, but Synthetic Man doesn’t take the time to learn. Instead, he throws excuses at the game’s difficulty. The reality is, his repeated failures were his fault—not the game’s.

Despite acting like he’s above the mainstream, Synthetic Man plays the same popular games as everyone else: Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and others. His gaming library is full of mainstream “elite” titles, just like the “normies” he criticizes. He’s no different, except he hides behind an elitist attitude to feel superior.

The irony is that Synthetic Man could improve at games like Gradius if he let go of his need to seem “better” than others. The real point of gaming is enjoyment, learning, and growth, not appearing superior. If he stopped focusing on being “elite,” maybe he’d have more fun with the games—and with himself.

>>715951760
whatever support the people complaining about gay shit or whatever in videogames can get, they will take, regardless of what the person does. yes, they will even overlook pedophilia.

>>715951769
hello chat gpt

>>715946669
No anon, you don't get it, the boomer advice can't work on him because... because it can't okay?
It's baffling that he expects things to just happen. Like maybe geomaxxing would work on him, but he doesn't want a gold digger(fair enough, who would) that just wants him for his youtube money. But he also doesn't get out of his house to meet people and enlarge his circle of friends(more like a dot than anything).
Never mind the whole vtuber non-situation, where he acted worse than a dramatic teenager.

Synthetic Man often positions himself as a superior gamer, mocking "normies" who play mainstream games. However, his playthrough of Castlevania 1 reveals a major gap between his self-image and actual skill. He plays the PAL version, which runs 16% slower at 50 fps, making the game feel off. Yet, he doesn’t acknowledge this technical difference and instead blames the game for his poor performance.

His misunderstanding of the subweapon system is even more glaring. He claims that the stopwatch is the best weapon in the game, but in reality, the holy water or boomerang is far more useful for clearing enemies and bosses. His preference for the stopwatch shows a lack of strategic depth and a fundamental misunderstanding of the game.

To make matters worse, Synthetic Man misses the hidden wall tiles that contain valuable items, which is critical for resource management in Castlevania. Additionally, he falsely claims you can grind for hearts in the game, not realizing that Castlevania has a timer that limits heart regeneration, preventing any meaningful grinding.

Ultimately, Synthetic Man’s performance in Castlevania 1 exposes how little he truly understands the game, despite his “elite” persona. He overestimates his expertise while failing to grasp the core mechanics. If he focused less on trying to appear superior and more on learning the game, he might actually become the skilled player he believes himself to be.

You know, you would think that by openly talking about her BBC fetish, along with her multiple stories about being a filthy whore that got fucked to 8 orgasms in a row by some dude who just basically pumped and dumped her would cause most to just drop her lard ass and never look back or even think about interacting with her... But I guess not.

https://streamable.com/nmvp5s

Synthetic Man likes to position himself as a superior gamer, but his quick dismissal of Castlevania 3 highlights his lack of understanding and overconfidence. After playing the game for less than 15 minutes, he got filtered by its difficulty and immediately placed it in the “shit tier” on his tier list. This quick judgment reveals his tendency to reject challenges instead of learning from them—an attitude he often claims to detest in “normies.”

Castlevania 3, like many classic games, demands patience and skill. It’s a tough game with branching paths, tricky enemies, and precise platforming, but it’s also one that rewards practice. Instead of taking time to improve, Synthetic Man quit almost immediately, failing to even get past the first stage. Despite this, he still categorized the game as "shit," showing a lack of willingness to understand what makes it great.

A couple of months ago, Synthetic Man promised he’d give Castlevania 3 another try, admitting that he might have been too harsh. But, predictably, he never followed through. This is the core of his problem: he’s all talk and no action. Instead of embracing the challenge, he’d rather keep his “elite” status intact by avoiding games that might actually require effort.

In the end, Synthetic Man’s handling of Castlevania 3 exposes the gap between his self-proclaimed expertise and his actual gaming ability. He’s quick to label a game as “bad” when it’s difficult, but that only shows his refusal to engage with something outside his comfort zone. If he put in the time to learn, maybe he’d discover that the game is far more rewarding than his initial snap judgment suggests.

>>715951860
He likes to bitch about how "Oh, if I were born like the 70's or 80's I would have an easier life and likely be married already and have my own family cause life was easier back then and you would just be given stuff and interacting with women was easy since there were no dating apps-- blah blah".
But he never spends any time thinking of the fact that even if he were alive back then, got what he wanted earlier on, he could still just as easily end up as a depressed fuck again like today but from other reasons related to the other things that happened spanning that whole time period up to now.

>>715951760
Most obvious reason: a bunch of other creators do the same thing. The top influencers are a bunch of sociopaths who use one another to "get their piece of the pie"
Schizo theory: because she works for a big agency (mythic) whose founder works for another agency owned by disney and amazon (night media).

Synthetic Man’s podcast "Chudcast" is an attempt to review the greatest games each year from 1985 to 2013. The premise sounds ambitious, but the execution leaves much to be desired. Rather than providing in-depth analysis, Synthetic Man consistently puts little effort into his coverage, often missing key games and skimming over the years he’s meant to focus on.

Take his 1988 episode, for instance. While he covers some notable titles, he completely overlooks Contra, one of the most influential and beloved games of the year. This is just one example of a recurring issue where Synthetic Man misses important titles that are central to the years he’s supposed to be reviewing. Instead of offering a comprehensive look at each gaming year, he often skips over the essential games that define them.

What’s even more telling is the fact that his progress on the podcast has slowed to a crawl. Despite starting "Chudcast" over a year ago, Synthetic Man has yet to make it past 1992, with little to no explanation for the delays. It’s as if his enthusiasm for the project has completely faded, but he keeps it going anyway, offering half-hearted episodes that feel rushed and poorly researched.

The podcast's lack of ambition is reflected in the way Synthetic Man treats it as more of a chore than a passion project. He doesn’t seem willing to put in the work required to do justice to these iconic games. Instead of a thoughtful retrospective, "Chudcast" feels like an afterthought—an idea that seemed cool at first but quickly devolved into a series of half-finished episodes that fail to capture the true essence of the gaming history he’s trying to cover.

Ultimately, "Chudcast" is an example of Synthetic Man’s inability to follow through on a project, whether out of a lack of interest or simply because he doesn’t want to put in the necessary effort. The result is a podcast that promises much but delivers very little.

>>715951896
@grok is this true??

>>715951920
>all of this incel rage because Barret or Blade being good characters who are also Black
????

>>715951583
He's shit

>>715951972
>>715952094
why post Grok AI shit?

>>715951583
If he chases the algorithm, he will.

His streams are way better than synths because he plays games he actually likes

Synthetic Man has crafted a unique persona for himself in the gaming world, but one of the more bizarre elements of his online presence is his constant reference to his imaginary rival, Gradius Schizo. This non-existent enemy seems to be the perfect scapegoat for Synthetic Man whenever any criticism is directed at him. Whether it’s an uncomfortable comment, a poorly received video, or a failed gaming challenge, he always seems to deflect blame onto Gradius Schizo.

The “rivalry” between Synthetic Man and Gradius Schizo has no real foundation—it’s purely a mental construct that Synthetic Man uses as a way to dodge accountability. If someone points out his mistakes or questions his gaming ability, he’ll quickly shift the conversation to Gradius Schizo, as though this imaginary opponent is somehow responsible for his shortcomings. It’s a convenient excuse for failing to improve or finish projects, like his podcast or game reviews. Instead of facing the fact that he might just be unprepared or inconsistent, he turns to this fictional enemy to protect his ego.

What’s even stranger is that Synthetic Man seems to treat Gradius Schizo as an actual threat, despite the fact that the “rival” exists only in his mind. He talks about Schizo as if it’s an ever-present force, one that’s out to undermine him or challenge his superiority. But this just highlights his insecurity. Rather than confronting his own limitations or taking criticism as an opportunity to grow, he resorts to a fabricated narrative where Gradius Schizo is the root of all his problems.

In the end, Gradius Schizo is a perfect example of Synthetic Man’s inability to handle any form of criticism. Instead of self-reflection, he spins a story in which an imaginary foe is to blame for everything that goes wrong. It’s easier to fight an enemy that doesn’t exist than to face the reality of his own shortcomings.

>>715951620
Its sad his dying of mold but even with that, he still could get some unlike his brother. Atlest DEBIN can pretend to be normal and an alpha.

>>715942172
>he still has an entire gradius cabinet wedged sideways in his colon a year later
honestly based

Synthetic Man has built a loyal following, but recent events have shown how quickly he can abandon his audience when they criticize something—or someone—he holds dear. His relationship with Vtuber Kirsche has been a key point of contention. When his audience began to voice their concerns over her behavior, Synthetic Man took it personally, defending her at all costs. Rather than considering their criticisms, he chose to double down, distancing himself from those who disagreed. His defense of Kirsche became more about protecting his own image than engaging with his viewers' concerns.

The situation escalated when Synthetic Man recently blocked Kirsche on social media. The reason? She wouldn’t respond to his texts. It’s clear that Synthetic Man’s attachment to Kirsche goes beyond professional respect—it’s become personal, almost to the point of obsession. Yet, when she didn’t reciprocate his attention, he chose to cut ties in a dramatic, petty way. This speaks volumes about his emotional immaturity and tendency to prioritize his own feelings over maintaining healthy, balanced relationships, both online and offline.

His abandonment of his audience over their criticisms of Kirsche also highlights a disturbing trend: he’s more willing to alienate fans than confront uncomfortable truths. Instead of listening to valid criticism, he blocks and shuts down those who don’t align with his perspective, showing just how fragile his ego is when it comes to defending people close to him.

Ultimately, Synthetic Man's handling of this situation exposes his inability to separate personal feelings from public actions. His willingness to block Kirsche over a lack of response and disregard his audience’s concerns reveals a lot about his priorities—and they don’t seem to include transparency or respect for his followers.

>>715951583
Devin is funnier and more entertaining than Coby, but he should not be allowed to play on his older brother's Switch 2 again after putting out that shit DK vid. Doubt he will surpass Coby. Either he gets hitpiece videos made "exposing" him as the far right co-host of chudcast and brother of synth which tanks his career, or he dies of mold first

>>715952259
good summary!

>>715951896
>>715951972
>>715952094
>>715952186
>>715952259
Nigger, fuck off

Synthetic Man has carved out an identity as a “deep” and “thoughtful” gamer, presenting himself as a pseudo-intellectual whose critiques of video games are meant to impress rather than inform. However, his video game reviews often fail to offer any real insight, instead leaning on surface-level criticisms that lack nuance or genuine analysis. His supposed depth is, in reality, a mask for the fact that he doesn’t have anything interesting or original to say.

Take his critiques of retro classics like Gradius and Castlevania, for example. Rather than diving into the complex mechanics, historical significance, or design philosophies that made these games iconic, Synthetic Man offers shallow attacks based on his personal frustrations. His review of Gradius focused more on how "hard" it is than on the strategic elements that make the game rewarding. Similarly, his Castlevania criticism centers on surface-level issues like difficulty and frustration, without acknowledging the game's influence on the action-platformer genre or its innovative use of level design and resource management.

What’s telling about Synthetic Man’s approach is his refusal to engage with games in any meaningful way. His critiques lack a deep understanding of the medium’s evolution or a thoughtful exploration of why games like Gradius or Castlevania remain revered. Instead, he resorts to dismissive comments about difficulty, leaving his audience with nothing more than a few snarky remarks rather than a genuine appreciation or critique of the games.

In the end, Synthetic Man comes across as a pseudo-intellectual—someone who tries to present themselves as an expert but ultimately lacks the depth to back it up. His critiques are surface-level and uninspired, showing that he’s more interested in being seen as "smart" than in actually understanding the games he’s reviewing. His shallow attacks on retro games only prove this point further.

>>715944829
If Nyanners actually disowned her 4chan roots she would have taken down quite a few videos.

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Who payed for the bot?

>>715952329
true!

>/v/ hates a game that is explicitly collectation because you need to collect a lot of collectables
you know i just like to collect meaningless shit because its fun to me

Synthetic Man’s gaming persona is built on an air of superiority, yet one of his most bizarre and troubling traits is his intense, almost obsessive, anti-NES fixation. It’s clear that he has a deeply personal issue with the Nintendo Entertainment System, one that goes far beyond typical dislike or frustration with a console. His repeated failures to conquer many NES games have led him to develop a near pathological disdain for the system.

What’s particularly odd about Synthetic Man’s anti-NES stance is how he can’t seem to escape the console’s influence, despite his frequent, aggressive condemnation of it. He often criticizes NES classics like Gradius, Castlevania, and Mega Man, dismissing them as “too hard” or “outdated,” often after struggling with them for brief periods. His inability to handle the challenge these games present seems to fuel his fixation, as if he’s unable to reconcile his failures with the idea that these games may simply require patience and practice—qualities he’s not willing to invest.

This bizarre anti-NES rhetoric goes beyond simple criticism—it’s almost as if Synthetic Man is actively trying to convince his audience that the NES was a mistake in gaming history. His fixation on the console feels less like an informed critique and more like a personal vendetta, which leads me to wonder if there are deeper issues at play. Is it possible that his aggressive stance stems from insecurity? Does the NES represent a barrier he can’t overcome, both in terms of skill and his image as an “elite” gamer?

Whatever the case, his fixation is troubling. It’s hard to imagine a seasoned gamer genuinely unable to see the value in a console that helped shape the gaming industry. Synthetic Man’s inability to come to terms with the NES—and his bizarre obsession with attacking it—raises more questions than it answers, prompting me to think he may have some deeper “issues” that go beyond just gaming.

>>715949573
all me

>>715952365
>payed

>>715941204
i actually watched a full playthrough video.
saw at least one frame drop in every layer.

>>715950706
lmao, that's a good one

>>715952417
Yes, payed. Preferably with cash, Patel

Synthetic Man’s lack of consistency in releasing videos and podcast episodes speaks volumes about his incompetence. His podcast, Chudcast, which was meant to review retro games from 1985 to 2013, has slowed to a crawl. Despite starting over a year ago, he’s barely moved past 1992. The episodes have become repetitive and shallow, offering little more than surface-level critiques of games with no real research or insightful commentary.

Even when Synthetic Man does release content, it’s often boring and lacks substance. His recent episodes feel more like platforms for grating political commentary than thoughtful gaming analysis. Instead of engaging his audience with meaningful discussions on retro gaming, he turns his content into a series of tedious, polarizing rants. These political rants don’t add any value to his work and alienate the people who originally followed him for his supposed expertise in gaming.

This shift toward empty, divisive content is increasingly frustrating for his audience. What could have been a thoughtful, in-depth look at gaming history has devolved into a mishmash of grifting, with Synthetic Man pandering to a more niche and polarized audience. His lack of progress in the Chudcast project and the uninteresting, repetitive nature of his content show a clear decline in effort and passion.

In the end, Synthetic Man has squandered his potential. His failure to release consistent, engaging content and his focus on empty political rhetoric have left him with little to offer but shallow, uninspired commentary.

now that kirsche is gone, synth can finally turn his sights back to his original love, sphere hunter.

>>715952361
She did take down her old vids. Or did she put them back up in an attempt to court an edgy audience after that came back in vogue?

>>715951748
have you never heard of doggystyle

>>715951748
Never done doggy? Ha-ha! Cherry boy!
JK you are a child of Jesus

>>715952547
I'm not a white woman, no

Synthetic Man has long cultivated a reputation for eccentricity, but in recent times, his increasingly inappropriate and bizarre outbursts have raised concerns about his boundaries and judgment. While it’s not inherently wrong to have specific sexual preferences, it’s troubling to see Synthetic Man bring these fixations—particularly his fetish for hermaphroditic women—into spaces where they are neither relevant nor appropriate.

In certain contexts, personal preferences are, of course, valid, and there’s no shame in having specific attractions. However, Synthetic Man’s public outbursts about his fetishes have begun to cross the line from private interest to disruptive behavior. These fixations, particularly his increasingly vocal obsession with hermaphroditic women, seem to bleed into his public persona in ways that feel jarring. These comments may be fine in more private, adult settings, but when shared in more casual, professional, or gaming-centered environments, they become uncomfortable and off-putting for many of his followers.

What’s concerning is not the existence of these preferences, but the apparent lack of self-awareness in his expression of them. His comments often come across as inappropriate, as if he’s lost track of when and where certain topics should be discussed. These frequent outbursts are not just inappropriate for the settings they occur in—they reflect a deeper lack of respect for the social boundaries of his audience, who are primarily there for gaming content, not personal sexual revelations.

In short, Synthetic Man’s increasingly public and inappropriate fixation on his sexual preferences signals a lack of maturity and consideration for his audience. While everyone is entitled to their desires, there’s a fine line between personal interest and disruptive behavior, and it’s clear that Synthetic Man’s fixation is crossing it more and more.