Thread 715947132

Why do people love Agnes Tachyon?

>>715947132 (OP)
Because she is a druggie.

>>715947132 (OP)
>Tachyon
Did some say..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0

>Calls Trainer モルモット (Guinea Pig)
if you are old you see all games just be copies of a copy

How the FUCK do I get A rank I must have done like 8 runs where I tickled the tip of the progress bar I cannot for the life of me hit FUCKING A!!!

>canon sizefag
literally me

OP is a faggot. Thank you

garbage "game"

>>715947132 (OP)
shes an eccentric scientist like Okabe from steins gate, very cute and moe. Also she makes crazy faces, also very moe.

>>715947132 (OP)
>He's still playing this zero porn neutered game.

Umamusume is wit game

>>715948343
>flop flopive

>>715948434
i've been saying this. having to rest is for fucking chumps. i really just wish i could get a maxed fine motion.

>>715948464
You're talking funny despite playing a game with zero cultural relevance.

>>715948343
>i need to whack of to everything or ill die
coomers man

>>715948512
>chinks needing to shove their shitty slop down your throat with advertising
not the flex you think it is chang

>>715948512
wow some ching chong country i'll never see in my life has ads up, thats incredible man.

>>715948521
oh no no no no pedobros...

>>715948521
chinkbros... our response?

>>715947132 (OP)
I just jerked off to AI generated smut of an agnes tachyon "experiment gone wrong" type scenario where I kept molesting her horse ears until she came multiple times
if that answers your question

WAKE THE FUCK UP, LOG IN FOR 1 MINUTE, DONATE TO MY SHOES, AND ASK FOR DONATIONS. NOW.

>>715948632
card?

Agnes and Astrid are popular names for troons.

>>715948343
At least post this actual semen demon if you're going to try and start shit with a superior game.

>>715948678
are they actually

>>715948715
According to the nonny names in some Discord servers i sadly am in, yes.

>>715948129
or at least let me put them in different custom boxes/tabs for organizing

>>715948780
r u sure that they're not just doing uma references

>>715948343
SEXOOOO

>>715948521
Reminder that Umatards are futafags in disguise

>>715947332
legacy sparks
support deck
Japan Cupx2 for fans

>>715948838
you dont actually want to play games, just go watch porn

>>715947332
Get Bakushin, spam speed, and race as often as you can in sprint.

>>715948865
>building baku as a pace chaser
bricked beyond belief

>"Merri Kurisimasu!"
>text: Happy holidays!

>>715948782
Organizing option in this game is pretty limited but you can filter out any list menu in this game.

>>715948861
Did I hit a nerve?

>>715948983
there are a lot of bad translations like this throughout the game but that's on par for cygames.

>>715948521
this shut up the gooks really quick KWAB

>>715948343
Literally who

why can't horses be real

>>715948897
nah it's cool, they boughed some front skills too

>>715949007
The best i can do with that is search breeders by the spark filter, and only tag PVP horses as favorite. I guess the trophy epithet horses and other sentimental horses (like first campaign clears) will just have to go unorganized unless you specifically check the details and look at the chosen title

>>715949095
>zero sugar
zero wins

>>715948521
Grandpa showing the upstarts how it's done.

>>715948521
This seems incredible considering that steam eng uma is basically not played by Asian players

>>715948486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhYWu6ncLHM

how can a horse stay at the very back of the race for a majority of it, only to surge towards number 1 near the end? magic?

>72 pulls
>no kitasan black
gg this is GARBAGE im out

>>715949909
>magic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpXOwudO9EE Pretty much that.

>>715948512
retard

>>715949904
buy an ad

>>715948512
>>715950114
>backalley ads vs subway station ads
oh no no no BA bros not like this

HORSEPUSSY

>>715948486
>having to rest is for fucking chumps.
It depends on your cards really. If you have some with good energy recovering events then you can usually wit your way between them, but if not then it's just raffle, new year, and post training events

>>715950114
They no longer have enough money to put on ads in Tokyo. The best they can do right now is just put their name on some race course in Paris...

>>715948521
B-but those paid steam reviews...

>>715948512
>cultural relevance
For a second I thought I was in a Famitsu thread.

>>715949662
first clearers, hot springs winners, unique titlers... if they don't got the sparks they're all going to the same place

>>715947132 (OP)
How to A-rank Gold Ship? What should I focus on?

>>715947132 (OP)
God she is so hot but i dont want to """play""" gachashit, grim.

>>715950406
whe uh where's that

>>715950465
i just went fairly balanced

>>715950587
>i just whaled, its not hard

>>715950220
tell me more about the advertisement sector you fucking autistic retard. no one even sees ads on the internet, who is caring about ones in real life? boomers who never play games?

>>715950681
>i just used guest legacies and free event cards/friend card, it's not hard
they also gave out enough free carots to roll to pity...

>>715948521
By the way this might not be counting the Japanese server which has a steam client only accessible in Japan. So the numbers could actually be even higher in total.

>>715950751
Teh concussion is accepted

>lost to my c rank vodka
kitasan is driving people crazy

>>715950831
don't most people play this on mobile?

>>715950220
yeah it's kinda pathetic actually. I also saw they only had enough money to sponsor some weird dirt track in kentucky as well, it might be over umabros

>>715947132 (OP)
Vidya girls that give her vibes? I love her so much but im just not playing gacha with heavy time investment too.

>>715951050
>He missed the 120+ fps horsepussy experience
OH NONONONONON LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>Kitasan allowed me to finally use the Hot Spring Ticket
Thank you my friend who has MLB Kitasan.

>>715950831
steamdb counts all regions

>>715947132 (OP)
She is cool and mysterious
https://youtu.be/oYKAOuSZ5B0

>>715951218
>>715950831
https://steamdb.info/app/3564400/charts/
JP has different server so naturally different client and different steam page as well

>>715950831
https://steamdb.info/app/3564400/charts/

It's not that high either but the Japanese release on Steam was concurrent with Global. The original Japanese PC release was on DMM.com (just like Kancolle) I think.

>all of /v/ clubs are full
FUCK

>>715948512
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/715950156/#715950540
Isn't your thread just got deleted LMAO

>>715951151
i've played mostly on mobile. when i feel like actually doing a career without skipping, thats when i play on steam.

>>715948512
>gets owned so bad he has to make his own thread
>in his own thread he also gets owned so bad and then its gone

holy shit bro, embarassing for you.

>>715948521
BAfags ruined my /vg/ general so I feel really happy seeing this garbage gook shit flopping this badly.

>>715952552
these clowns are in every thread at this point now.
not even sure what they gain from being so insufferable.

>>715951841
join der/v/

>>715952313
>Baku-jiiiiiiiii~n

>>715952605
I sure hope they get paid for it.

>>715952552
/gbfg/bro...

>>715949909
Because it was holding back.
Haha...

tell me about this horse

>>715952776
That's Sunday Silence.

>>715948343
Tits too big

>>715948343
legs too long

I don't know what make them so obnoxious, man. Even on /a/ too

Call me a schizo but uma musume definitely has Japanese government money behind it to shill cool japan and increase their soft power.

>>715952605
I don't know what make them so obnoxious, man. Even on /a/ too

>>715952869
cool japan hasn't done shit in ages, cygames' marketing budget probably eclipses the entire program lifetime budget.

>>715952605
>>715952932
Koreans hire jeets to shill

>uma global thread on 2chan
>Baggots are still coping there.

>>715952869
You're thinking of Wizardry. Cygames and by extension CyberAgent its parent company can fund the shit out of it thanks to Granblue and Abema money.
>https://automaton-media.com/en/news/wizardry-developer-receives-500-million-yen-investment-from-the-japanese-government/

>>715953005
>m-muh loli porn doe
lmao

>>715953005
>Although it is popular, it is not selling well in the top 3 rankings
Meanwhile Blue Archive

>>715952932
Say some gookster is dissing your horse girl. You just give 'em one of these:

Can I restore my current profile and try rerolling. My account is probably unironically bricked, but...

>>715953763
I mean save data someplace to restore if rerolling is even worse. Sorry brain is cooked

>>715953763
Set up an ID + password and save it elsewhere before rerolling.
But you'll live even with what you have right now. People overhyped Kitasan too much.

As a BA fag, I hate this game. They have taken everything away from us except porn.

>>715947132 (OP)
She can break me.

>>715947332
i'm pretty sure its all based on stats so having two S rank skills will do it.

an easy way is to spam speed and power and get max sparks for both.

golden skills might also have an effect.

>>715953968
>The condor passes

>>715947365
Oh so that explains the test tube fanarts and 3d renders
Those were hot

>>715947132 (OP)
>>715948252
More people would like her if the games an anime leaned even more into her movie personality

>>715954279
What is the movie called?

>>715947132 (OP)
Her singing voice is so beautiful my ears cum listening to her sing make debut

>>715954347
Beginning of a new era

Hello I am very normal about Agnes Tachyon
https://youtu.be/DWPCjBV4HS4?si=wTXQ3Xg0AQOuOmfz

>try to write the word "whatever" in my profile description
>can't enter it because it contains "hate"
fuck this

>>715953916
you didn't lose anything, go be a bitter loser in one of the 50 always active BA threads.

>>715954509
Use numbers retardo

This game is so unreasonably expensive for how fucking boring and worthless everything is when you run out funny carrot money. You can don circles in a fishbowl but only cold hard cash yields progress, and with no real skill for the player to get better at and nothing really to find, what is there to do, fuck off I guess.

>>715954580
victim blaming

>>715954620
wh4t3v3r

>>715954598
post your A rank horse

ushimusume

>practically kitasan-less
Give me a reason not to delete and follow me. What should I share?

526332661058

>>715955098
MLB Sweep Tosho is a good alternative to Kitasan.

>>715954060
i have a bunch of a ranks where theres only 1 s or ss stat

>>715955191
Yeah. I got two copies on my last roll and it's the only reason I haven't nuked everything, My SRs are dope

Both Mejiro Ryan and Winning Ticket have big tits, this is a reference to the fact that tomboys with tits are the peak female form

Not sure if I understand him but he's kinda giving good advice past the language barrier
https://youtu.be/QhYWu6ncLHM

>>715951038
That Vodka can't run a mile

>>715947132 (OP)
she's a quirky chungus!

who's cutting onions?

EL PERRO DE CACA

sex with hags

They should really let you buy skills before any race.

You can do it for main/story races, so I conditioned myself to only buy skills right before the race. And I always forget to buy skills before optional races and end up losing them while sitting with 300 skill points around.

>>715955467
With those shoes she's sure to win the Arima Kinen!

>>715956256
PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET FOALS GET FOALS GET FOALS

>>715956417
Just start checking skills before you click race and then also clicking the race you want.

>>715954839
cows

>>715955397
It is indeed

>>715948252
>shes an eccentric scientist
I don't understand the appealing.

>>715955819
Congratulations think you'll win the Ura

>>715951228
UNFATHOMABLY KINO

>>715956559
Look up the term "sapiosexual"

>>715954839
>>715956256
Boing Boing Boing
Boing

>>715951658
hot

>>715956398
Hey Haru Urara
Catch

Impressive numbers, very nice.
Let's see some gameplay.

>>715956591
already have, baby. could have been A rank too but I got shafted and got night owl TWICE back to back in the final strech

Chudhorses

>>715956784
Uma shounens

YOU STUPID BITCH WE HAVE THE ARIMA KINEN TOMORROW, IT'S ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN YOUR LIFE, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

>>715956964
uma trannume

>>715957014
she was trying to fight through so she could run at max power for you...and now you yell at her? surrender your run immediately.

Are you fucking kidding me?
I do a retard career basically to get the asahi garland (literally second race) and this bitch not only refuses to lose until the semifinals, but I also get the best sparks of my fucking life with this game
This is just RNG trolling at this point

okay, mayano top gun with her outfit unlocked is undeniable peak. i went from not caring about her at all to having her in my top horse list.

Mayafag, I did it. I don't know if you are still here, but its possible to win the URA finals with her. I dedicate this victory to you.

>>715957252
>professor of curvature
you did not win the ura.

>>715947132 (OP)
she gives people what they want, a menhera dommy mommy
but also gives them what they really want a woman that's very straightforward about her needs

>>715957147
https://youtu.be/L-4XsDQYDi4?si=XNXjqv_l24CrVKsk

>>715948512
>real life international sport tie-in
>no cultural relevance
Are there no horse racing in korea or something?

is there any reason to say no?

>>715957379
Nyo. Too stupid for that
> Horse racing in South Korea traces back to May 1898, when a foreign language institute run by the government included a donkey race in its athletic rally

>>715957379
There is but it's nearly as large as the HK or Japanese market

fuck this gay earth, I rerolled, and got 6SSR's, 2 kitas with first 100 pulls. Tried a career and easily got a B-tier run despite not even fully leveling supports or having anything to inherit. I should've listened.

so.... watching season 3, Kita and Dia, the two kids from season 2, entered Tracen Academy, which makes them teenagers, right?
estimating it generously, that is at the very least, 3-5 years between the teio miracle and the start of s3.
but, all of team spica are still students?
did Kita and Dia age rapidly? or does Tracen Academy cover high school up to college?

>>715957481
Is there any uma that is picky or autistic about their food like irl horses

>>715957564
do not think too hard about it

>>715957564
They just hang out there after graduation.

>>715957564
Maruzensky is a hag but she still wears a school uniform and attends the school with no issues.

I need to return some video tapes, can you take care of my little sister and her friend while I'm out?

Uma Musume age like elves, that's why Oguri Cap is still a student despite being a veteran that already stopped racing, and why Symboli Rudolf is still the student council president since Oguri Cap first enrolled up to the present day on the timeline.

>>715953968
Taco bell

>>715957564
Well you see, horses and dumb and it takes them many many many years to finally pass enough classes to graduate high school.

>>715947132 (OP)
Is there any /v/ club with room left for one fag?

>>715957741
>dream killer
>eternal loser
n-no...

SHOOT GACHANIGGERS IN THE HEAD

finally won a ura final with my condom pasta. only a B grade though...

>>715957770
Rudolf is still president because democracy wants her to be one.

>>715957564
they just stay at school until they are done racing i guess, why not?

>>715957648
naruhodo
>>715957679
>>715957723
makes sense
>>715957859
ah, not enough wit training
>>715957770
ahh

>>715950220
Tell me you know nothing without telling you know nothing about horse racing.
This race is a big deal actually retard.

>>715957481
>>715958009
Movie Tachyon would look at me like a psycho and turn me into food

>>715957564
Dark souls co-op lore

I can finally play the game after countless rerolls

>>715957770
We're talking about a game where an adult woman that owns a red Countach and lives on her own still attends school
Umamusume yearn for the racetrack and will keep training until they are satisfied and marry their trainer

SHOVE GACHANIGGERS INTO A WOODCHIPPER

>>715948865
>can get away with D stamina/E guts
dude... wtf? how??????? I can only get D+ with this chick and the reason was low stam.

>>715957104
at least you have a decent parent now

>>715958249
the reason wasnt low stamina. the game hint system is lying to you.

>>715958269
I'm so confused. Why does 1800m has almost the same req as a 3200m that is almost 2x long? why does 2600 requires more stam than 3600m?

the fuck?

Should i roll now to MLB this or wait for the uncap item?

>>715958568
Also i’m at 102 support point

Matikanefukukitaru

>>715958631
You can just get 5k more carats before the banner ends and roll 100 more times to get 200 points to trade for your last Kitasan Black.

>>715958643
Stop hanging out with Spe-chan and Oguri....

>>715957741
I will guard them with my life

>>715953348
lmao

>>715958009
I just realized the catbox link is dead

Which daily race am i supposed to do the support points one or the coins one

>>715958137
literally me, now I'm gonna stock up for Narita Brian in a month or two

>>715955098
>Give me a reason not to delete and follow me. What should I share?
You have bakushin never delete bakushin

>>715958934
I find it more difficult to get the coins so I do that.

I'm at 170 exchange points, can I make it? I'm at like 1300 carats

>>715958934
Do more gold, shit dries up fast if you're upgrading anything

>>715959021
RACE RACE RACE

Dude I fucking LOVE rerolling for Kitasan.

>>715959021
Banner lasts two weeks.
Get achivements, complete the story mode, complete the story of all your individual umas, do a career with like 30 races, etc. You can do it. They will probably give out more free carats in that timeframe too

Wait how do the home screen girls know it's hot where I live right now? Do they have access to my location?

I fucking hate this game so much.
It's only saving grace is I'm not dumb enough to ever spend money on this trash heap.

>>715959195
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH SHUT IT DOWN

>>715959230
>1* Guts victim

>>715958712
Yeah, but should i roll now to MLB this or wait for the anniversary uncap item and use the uncap item on other cards?

>>715959195
One of the first things you did was giving the game your location (country)

>>715959130
just quit after 2

>always pick the weakest team in pvp so i can win
is this what you're supposed to do

>>715959392
I pick the strongest and win because my horses are just goated like that

>>715959230
I'm f2p and i'm currently love this game

Why are horses so horny?

>>715959392
Winning is a means to an end to increase your high score. Low-hanging fruits give low scores.

team trials is not real pvp
join a room match instead
that is pvp

>>715959392
You should do the opposite. The higher ranked team may be full of stats bloat + shitty skills compared to a dude with lower rank who knows what he's doing.

Let me into one of your clubs... Please...

>>715959543
Most of the children were artificiality inseminated. Only thoroughbreds require natural sex with a witness

>>715959357
Don't listen to this guy. True F2P gods have already fact checked and determined that YOU NEED MLB KITASAN NOW or your account is completely unsalvageable. Don't worry if they said you only needed 1 copy and then switched to needing 3 copies before.

Cap means PEAK

>>715947132 (OP)
Because I played her career mode.
Two couple actually in love with each other but too oblivious to realize it is a cliche I very much love.

Cool! My first Legend

>>715948512
is that skadi on the left? lol ba literally has 0 original designs

Is getting 10k carats before the banner ends for the pity KB plausible?

Quickest way to get support points?

Nearing a spark and I already have a level 40 Kitasan

I live in the prefecture that Haru Urara's barn there and not so hard to visit. But the reserving system is always occupied…

>>715960245
Daily Races.

What is this mean?

>didn't even play just spent the last hour picking good studs for my horses from other players
brrehs

>>715960219
Have you already finished all the freebies from playing the game, watching the stories, getting the trophies?
If yes, then no. Even a top ranked player (A or S ranked pvp and club) can only make 5-6k carats per month at best.

>>715960403
Exactly what it says, anon. There's a race during Career called All Comers. Get top 3 in it.

>>715960403
It's a race, Second Year, September 2, G2, Turf, Medium

>>715960456
No, it's a rerolled account I've only done 1 career on this one

>>715957890
der/v/
>>715959265
You should do it now. You can always use the uncap on creek so you have an actual stamina card instead of maestrobot.

>>715959982
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eclipse_(horse)

>>715960584
Yeah, rerollnigger can aim for 2/3 lb and get the rest with spark while doing trophy hunt.

>>715960651
Why'd you keep the club open, wouldn't randos join when stumbling upon it from regular search or sort options?

sad that in 100 careers plays this is probably the best sparks I've gotten. Both track sparks give speed+power

>>715960440
Just like irl horsebreeding

>>715956620
I see.

Is practice perfect the best buff in the game

>>715960847
No, it's Charming.

>>715960553
Pokke sex.

>>715960760
so far only anons have joined right after shilling the club here and the name is pretty specific to be searched by randos but sure, I'll lock it down

Why does she like bananas whats's the lore

>>715960868
>>715960847
Why not both?

>>715960995
horse liked

why do i sneed to know this

why the fuck are Blue Archivefags just picking a fight with everyone? is this a discord thing?

If I have a choice, I should never take Pace, right?

>>715959195
they always tell me good morning from 9pm onwards, and 'wow you're up so late!' from about 9am onwards.

Any else have Anti-Gacha fatigue?

>>715960995
Real horse preferred banana over carrots.

>>715961164
I am simply glad the Japanese are mogging the others again

>>715961209
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED STUD

>>715961132
gachafags sink thousands of dollars and hours into their games, so they get very territorial and autistic trying to defend their awful decisions. for umamusume, many people who have never touched gacha before, like me (based) are playing the game.

>>715961136
Pace is for true gamers only.

>>715961132
Global Southerners

>>715960995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QQL2JwXUMo

>>715961132
My personal theory is that since they are chronic masturbators, all that dopamine fried their brain and now heavily associate their game(that they mostly do not play) with chemically good feelings, so they get very territorial about it. Also see this pattern with other series that have tons of porn.

>>715961290
wat a slut

>>715961209
she's seeyayaiy...

>>715961203
>gyaru biwa
what would gyaru brian look like?

>>715961209
>'If I take that hat off, will you die?'

>>715961209
Tell me about El
why does she wear the mask?

>>715961209
You don't get to bring Guests

>>715957938
>>715958180

>>715961230
Don't worry, they'll job yet again in the future because all the higher ups are retarded old men who want things to stay in japan or want to "westernize" for some reason even though the entire world loves japanshit and japanshit bootlegs.

>>715960941
Now that it's among the 20-29 members region I imagine it'd be easy to stumble upon for anyone looking for active looking clubs, that's how I joined my first club too which had a barrage of members joining around the same time as me. Maybe once we're full capacity and people start dropping out, ask future applicants to add some indication they're not normalfags in their bio.

>>715961338
i only see this behavior to wuwafags and limbusfags tho
historically also arknightsfags and alfags

>>715961132
Its similar to mmos back in the day where usually the more people get involved in yours, the more content, both in-game and socially tends to happen.

If more people are interested in Uma Musume, then less people are interested in BA. I really don't give a shit either way and have many reasons to care about Umas and so do normies when it comes to horse racing. Maybe its also paid shills but I don't want to get paranoid.Tribalism pushes (you) to make shit up and be confrontational.

>>715961395
Like a delinquent.

>>715961209
>Trainer Pavel, I'm U M A

>you can't even tell she has booba in her generic uniform
>SUDDENLY has the BAZOONGAS during the race

>>715961527
I always like Brian's appearances in the story. She improves everything once she arrives in the scene.

>>715961247
>Haha, trainer you are banging my daughter

>>715961209
You're a big horse

>>715947132 (OP)
probably because he bred 3000+ mares? Genghis Khan's horse mf

>>715960584
Yeah should be doable then, better get grinding. Watch all the girl events, then the stories, and try to get good ending on all the girls you have unlocked.

>>715947132 (OP)
>get Migraine
>make FOUR FUCKING TRIPS to the infirmary and still don't cure it
>bombs the mood
>bombs run
it should be an automatic cure ffs

>all this autistic psychoanalysis from a single bait post
Man you guys are retarded

>>715961601
Not being able to button up is hot. But most umas seem flatter in uniform for some reason

>>715961639
4 u

>>715961132
Shitposters trying to stir conflict between two completely unrelated games. That's literally all it is, like how fatefags are often announcing themselves in BA threads for no apparent reason. As for why, just pay attention to the time zones when these threads are up.
Frankly I don't know why people keep taking obvious bait, I play both and enjoy both of them, and I think comparing them is pointless

>>715961527
she's already a delinquent thoughbeit

>>715961687
night owl is worse for me, whoever thought of the healing mechanic having a chance to give you a debuff like that should be hanged

>>715961209
TRAIN?

>>715961290
>immediately spits out the carrot he was eating when he sees the banana
kek

What are we saving for now that we all got mlb kitasan black?

>>715961678
Are good endings just winning the finals or is there more to it? Since I spent all my carats on card rolls I don't have as many Umas as before but should be enough

>>715961857
whatever you want she's litterally the only thing worth saving for until next year

>>715961770
Sleep is for the weak. UMA is a wit gaem

>>715961857
Summer Maruzensky.

>>715961857
Just roll for your horse wives and daughters now. You are free. You can keep metafagging but gets diminishing returns. You can just borrow meta parents anyways.

>>715961687
>>715961770
Never play without pic related. It has 2 recreation events that automatically cure any problem and just generally a lot of energy and mood recoveries.

WHY IS THE CLAW MACHINE SO HARD

It’s always adorable when a girl is conscious about her belly button.

>>715950084
What a chad

is Guts ever worth it even if it's got 4 people at it?

After getting the shiny new mlb cards, I bombed my first run at a G2 race. Inherited power and only bought two recovery skills since not buying skills at all seems to be the new meta. Despite getting early Kita rainbows, she lost her debut and never won any of the G1s I had her run. Probably chasing fans to upgrade her skill was a definition of sunken cost fallacy, and I should've just trained her more, but it feels a bit demotivating. I feel like a brainlet who can only train front runners or sprinters.

>been getting easy A rank since Kitasan dropped
so this is the power of the negro horse...tsuyoi

>>715961932
There's still Super Creek at some point.

>>715961857
It's time to give your umas a 3* upgrade.

What's the hardest style? I've seen some people say Pace Chaser, but I'm finding Pace Chaser to be super fucking easy, unless they mean outside of career mode.

Do the male horses have penises?

>>715961290
it's really fascinating how these girls have personality and character traits that are direct translations of their IRL counterpart's behavior patterns.

>>715962135
Late Surger easily. So many factors for your horse to be retarded regardless of any precaution your horse takes.

So is Japanese Oaks the Japanese Derby I have to do in the extra missions?

>>715962030
>>715962030
>>715962030
>>715962030
anybody?

>>715962175
you can breed any two characters together, so they're all canonically futas.

>>715961687
how are you even playing while having a migraine? i can't stand any type of noise and shit. its nothing but sleep.

>>715962030
If it's still early in the career, I'd still take it. And in that screenshot of yours, you have a Kitasan's ! too. I'd go for it.

>>715962256
It looks like MP4s are borked now

>>715961880
>Are good endings just winning the finals
Yeah. Though at the beginning I'd just give every girl a run because you get carrats for increasing their bond level by a little.

>>715962030
200-300 Guts gives you more endurance than 200-300 Stamina, but it peaks around that point and stops being useful after 400.
So yeah don't worry about it, early game you should definitely take it.

>>715962302
Doesn't hurt to waste a turn on guts if you need to build up friendship bond.

>>715962175
they're all female but the way they dress is so you can tell who's based on a stallion or a mare. if the hair clip is on the left ear, she's based on a stallion. if it's on the right ear, she's based on a mare.

>>715961290
Based banana enthusiast

>>715961953
Use the letters as a reference for when to stop the claw, go for the head, pray

>>715962307
why she crying

>>715961857
I'm gonna throw some rolls at Bride Mayano and luckshit her out then save up for Cafe

>>715962030
This will also orange your bakushin

>>715962438
>Goo-goo babies Uma is a male
>Mommy(male)

>>715962509
Look at the image again

>>715962509
irl she's a jobber that only ran 4 races and despite breaking records winning them, got immediately broken and retired to the breeding farm until death

>want to train stamina
>but CHUDsan keeps giving me rainbow speed and distracts me

>>715962071
Isn't that too much speed for a late uma?

>>715962546
what if male umas had to breastfeed using their penis

How the fuck can i get the claw machine event to trigger?

>>715962175
They'd need a pocket dimension to hide a horse cock under their clothes, they're tight and there's no bulges at all. Unless you're suggesting their clits inflate up like a fucking balloon into a horse penis when aroused. I'm sure they'd all be willing to peg their male trainers with horse cock strap-ons though, so go ahead and fantasise about that if you want.

>>715962546
that horse raised a celebrity jockey by himself he's a better wife than most women

>>715962581
That's a win in my book.

>>715962135
Late is shit because you are at the mercy of the box god, no matter your stats or skills.

>>715962030
For me, yeah especially early game.
>why?
Hints(in your case) and most importantly, the earlier I max out the relations bar, the more I can spam rainbow training ie more stats.

>>715962637
If you do a recreation event after the first year, it has a chance of happening.
Usually if you do it right after the first New Years event you have a decent chance of encountering it

>>715962637
It's random, recreation after year 1

>>715962697
I can't believe Opera's unique isn't an instant escape from the box.

>>715961972
nice navel!

I'm addicted to Gold Ship runs.
I need a new End Closer to break me from her spell but she's all I got. End Closer is just too much of a kino race tactic.

>>715961972
Don't be fooled, this girl is Evil (Nature)

>try out front runner for the first time
>mayano top cun
>only ever invest in stamina and speed
>win 18 out of 18 races, have 320k fans by the end of year 2
holy shit they really are the easiest style

I realized my pulls for my global account will never be as good as my jp one.

>>715962618
I should've probably used less of Kita rainbows/races to train stamina or just borrowed Super Creek as always, but it still only slightly less than 60% of the target speed in the reference document.

>>715961857
For me, it's fuji

>>715962842
>this is bakushin's grandson somehow

>>715962943
Join the nigersister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRTSDhAKeZY

>run is going very well
>fail a 20% training
>mood down
>poor practice
>lose my perfect practice
I hate this game.

>>715948343
I genuinely dislike these boring ass swimsuit designs, at least the Valkyrie/Arius had something going to them

>>715962881
She is the risk-takers choice
As a nip once said: 'If you bet on Gold Ship you are a fool, but if you don't bet on Gold Ship you are also a fool'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2oohM_EjDc&t=179s

>>715963139
I failed a 4 rainbow practice that would've given 87 speed. It's brutal.

So Tachyon isn't evil, she's just a fuckin' weirdo because her legs are made of glass?

>>715963398
she's okabe rintarou but horse

>>715963317
>>715962881
is there even any good end closers before Duramente comes out

>>715963463
Secretariat.

>>715963502
secretariat is a runner though

>>715963463
Dober and Ryan is good in particular races.

>>715963398
She sometimes doesn't ask for consent when making others either (You), her trainer, or even innocent umas partake in her experiments. Cafe is lucky to be a schizo that can dodge Tachyon's experiments every time.

>>715963558
Imagine if he was A in both but he did End for most of his career.

>>715963463
Taishin

>>715962135
My 100 hours of experience without reading any wiki:
Front Runner and End Surger don't get boxed as easily (unless there's 5 other fronts/enders in the same race) so they don't need WIT as much as the other horses. However Front needs higher Stamina while End needs higher Power. (This means you can get away without training WIT on Goldship too much.)
Late and Pace need more balanced stats including WIT so they don't get boxed with Pace favoring Speed/Stamina and Late favors Power.

Longer races (medium, long) are in favor of End and Lates, because they have time to accelerate on the last spurt and less stamina consumption. Shorter races (sprints and miles) are in favor of Fronts and Pacers 'cause there's less time to overcome them at the end and Stamina doesn't matter as much.

So based on these factors you can have an easier or harder time, for example Sprint/Mile + Front/Pace is easier to build than Long + Front/Pace.
The hardest girls are those who have a wide range of races in their career, miles, longs, etc. combined because it's hard to satisfy stat requirements for all race types.

Also this is just my speculation but I think the developers intended for Guts to be the main "Stamina" for Ends and Lates since it only activates at the last spurt, though it doesn't seem to be as reliable as just getting Stamina.

>>715963670
>forced bad mood event
this horse is the worst

>>715962592
>CHUDsan
I’m not sure what going on here but if you meant Kitasan then no, Kitasan is not a chud. The real horse is very strong but also docile and listens to human well, just like his father. He maybe a little bit suck at mating but that not enough to call him a Chud
If you meant the /a/ favorite Special Chud from the welfare card then sure

>>715958249
you can get away with low stamina if you use your uma as a front runner in almost any scenario (having corner maestro helps a lot). just two URA championship with Oguri, then with Rice Shower, by simply running them Front, and maxing speed with wit as a secondary stat. Also, Bakushin literally needs no stamina as she only runs in Sprints

MY FIRST URA FINAL THANK YOU AIR GROOVE, ARU AND BAKUSHIN AND DER/V/ KITASAN

>>715963295
its peak character design

>>715963720
What about Tamamo Cross?

>>715948512
UMA is absolutely huge, bigger than Blue Archive.

I know this alt kinda sucks ass when talking meta, but when she pops the ult, the song of the event starts to play until she crosses the finish line and it's very anime and kino.

>>715963843
That horse is simply “made in Kazakhstan”

>>715963895
with enough stats you can ignore meta anyway

>>715954279
Her personality in the game is identical to her personality in the movie. The only difference is how it's tonally framed. In the movie she's still talking about eccentric weird shit 24/7, it's just that Jungle Pocket views her as legitimately intimidating so she looks cool while doing it. Take her actual words while Jungle Pocket is running away and compare it to any line she has in the game, it's the exact same shit.

>>715963663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EaeOJxiPPI

Imagine being Tom Cruise surrounded by Japanese horse girls.

can i use the statues to get tachyon pieces i want her last start for her outfit

>>715963707
her skill are good though

Another kino End Closer 16th to 1st place finish

>>715964205
That is their use

>won two Haru URAs
am i finally transcending?

>>715964035
She is more bombastic and frank in the movie. In the game, she is pretty calm in comparison. She also has moments of being grounded and embarrassed about having feelings for her trainer.

Is this a good stopping point? How many of those uncap items do you get?

>>715963317
I like it more when they win by a neck.

>>715963670
uncanny

>>715954279
>More people would like her if the games an anime leaned even more into her movie personality
She's one of the most popular horses though? Some people are OBSESSED with Tachyon and she gets a lot of art.

>after racing calmly
what the heck does that mean

"Your" Oogui?
It's hers now.

>>715963670
Would be perfect if those were middle fingers at the end

>>715964546
probably not getting Rushed

>>715964546
I AM A HERO
>rice shower said calmy

Trainers lining up for Mayano's genes

>>715964628
That's kinda what I was thinking.
How consistent is that?

>>715964535
nah, you need 3 if you want to be minmaxing it. if you don't care about minmaxing, then it does not matter

how can horses simultaneously be ugly and adorable at the same time

>>715964546
No rushed. Luckily late start doesn't count against it.

>>715961290
>>715961813
if you were a horse, you would do the same

>>715964672
what a whore

>>715964710
i dunno, i skip like 90% of my races, so i dunno how much my umas get rushed. But then again, i pretty much always end up with WIT as a second stat, so probably not much? you'd have to test it out

>>715964736
They're majestic compared to donkeys.

>>715964628
Even gametora doesn't know

Is rerolling an account for Kitasan really that important? I've been thinking about it, and the only thing really giving me pause is having to redo a bunch of stuff, and already having Super Creek and not really being bothered to go for her at the same time.
Also some logistics when it comes to the club I'm already in but I can probably work that one out easily

>>715964608
How does the mask stay on?

will we get a personality swap april fool's event?

>>715962581
>Jobber

While her reputation is highly inflated from people and their 'what if' scenario's, to call her a jobber is a complete misuse of the term in every single respect. The irl horse won a single of the Triple Crown's, which already is a massive accomplishment. He also was so dominant that the press of the time openly believed they'd have won the triple crown in it's entirety if they didn't take their injury. Fuji Kiseki, who had a similar career by comparison, had far more doubt against them due to the existence of Mayano Top Gun. Tachyon might've been around for what may as well have been five minutes, but if you can show up for five minutes and make the entire horse racing community go 'Yeah but Tachyon would've won' for months following at any other race, you've achieved an incredible feat. They never lost, they left behind an incredible reputation, they went on to become a top sire and even win a JRA award for siring in 2008 because of everyone's belief in the power in their genes. If that's a 'jobber' then what the hell is a winner? Is your estimate for a good horse 'Deep Impact and Almond Eye, fuck everyone else' or something?

>>715964880
i dunno, im just thinking logically. Rushed is the only thing that kinda opposes "calm" racing. Uma's loose their "calm" when they get rushed, basically, right?

>>715948343
I play both, fuck off with your imaginary war

>>715964976
you shouldn't ask questions that aren't in your own best interest

>>715961209
>well you're now dead last in the race. what's the next step in your master plan?

>>715964951
it is. compared to my first account, which had a decent ammount of umas, including a sweep tasho, a super creek and some other decent cards, my reroll account with kitasan won pretty much 90% of the URA finales i tried. i dunno if its just me getting more adept at the game, but speed seems to be king when it comes to finishing Career

>Super Creek is into mommy dom
Wasnt expecting that.

I still don't have a 3* spark horse
FFS this stupid ass game

>>715965196
not hard to gues, one of the small comics shows her saying something about her type being someone she can "spoil"

>hear her voice
HOLY FUCKING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Tried full meme baku with 6 speed cards and full speed training. its criminal that it works.

>>715964528
>She also has moments of being grounded and embarrassed about having feelings for her trainer.
Well yeah but you don't see her trainer in the movie.
Meanwhile in the game she goes to watch Uma Kickboxing and says unhinged shit with standard VN portrait while cutesy music plays in the background.

>>715964951
You can always rent her. It's just the slight inconvenience of having to rent her the annoying part of it. 3 weeks of progress of this can be easily recoverable.

>>715965310
of course it works, she needs no stamina or power

tell me about generic white woman (forma de horse)

>>715954279
>More people would like her if she was flanderized
nah

>>715964672
Wait you can use guest for inspiration?

>>715964608
>Yaay Trainer-san, are you watching? lol
>Me and Oguri-chan became bad girls lol

>>715965519
Holy shit. You're baiting, right?

>>715965152
>>715965435
I see, guess I'll be heading into the mines then. I can always just skip shit I've read anyway. Hopefully the club I'm in is okay with keeping my slot open, otherwise I'll just find another one

>>715965459
never won a g1 lmao

>>715965459
She's part of the virgin trinity of uma, i.e. never had sex like Silence Suzuka and Rice Shower.

>now consistently winning URA in my runs
so this is the power of Kitasan Nigga

>>715965459
SHE'S GOLDEEEEEEEN!

>>715965825
Haru Urara never did either, except she lived.

>>715965675
I wish i was....

>>715965675
NTA, I just have been using auto... What should I be doing?

>>715965459
i like her original race outfit

>>715963895
yeah it would be great if she used it EVER but it needs to be almost out of stamina which is retarded so it never procs

>>715965459
gimmick is unironically being known more for being pretty than racing
his trainer planned to retire him as a riding horse because of his looks but he broke his leg a year into retirement

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUPPORT? IS SUMMER AND EVERYONE IS GONE! HELP ME LEVEL UP MY STATS!

>>715966158
>all of them are in Guts
owarida

>>715966085
This is why you don't take country bumpkins to the city

>>715965937
AWAWAWAA YATTAAAA

OHAYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>love the arima kinen and senior year music tracks
>check the rest of the game's ost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIelaoprSDI
>mfw

>>715963463
Gold Ship?

Does breaking a leg really fuck a horse up badly enough for it to be euthanized?

>>715966607
Yes

>>715966584
Oh it gets better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLcT3SOo4rk

>>715966642
How?

>>715966642
Why?

>>715966607
race horses are that delicate though it still depends on the severity if it's worth blasting them on the spot.

>>715966680
>>715966689
Horse heavy
Horse balance on 4 thin legs
Leg break
Horse not balanced on 3 thin legs
3 other legs get fucked while 1 tries to heal
4 fucked up legs

>>715966763
Horse lay down on side until recovery
Good as new

>>715966607
yes they can't adjust well enough for various reasons like a dog or cat can unless the injury is recoverable and massive effort on the Vet and owner's part

this was the craziest photo finish I can't believe she won

>>715966085
>pure girl brought to the big city
She never stood a chance... I bet she picked up on how to order at Starbucks right away.

>>715966763
This is so sad... there must be a way to save them

>>715966607
Depends on severity. Tokai Teio busted up their leg four times and went on to a comfy retirement. Horses like Silence Suzuka couldn't even stand and probably never would again.

>>715966838
>Horse lay down on side until recovery
Yeah. They can't do that.

>>715966990
Teio had a fracture. So they could brace the leg. Suzuka have a complete break.

>>715966912
I hate when she's against me and does that

>>715966607
A horse is like 300 kg. Imagine all this weight.

Are the race course skills even worth taking? I feel like the weather ones are so much better it isn't even close.

>>715967045
>Suzuka have a complete break.
Retard here. What's the difference?

>>715967080
Good for top level PvP when you know the race that it is going to be raced on.

>>715967107
Fracture means bone still whole but has cracks.
Complete break means 1 bone is now 2 bones.

>>715967049
I simply can't hate her especially if I train McQueen shit's just hilarious

>>715966838
Nah. That isn't possible because the horse will try to get up. The only thing they can do is quite literally tie the horse up in a stable and even that has a very low success rate.

>>715967076
Still lighter than your mom and she wouldn't be euthanized if she broke her leg

>>715966085
How the fuck is she wearing that mask?

>>715967107
Absolutely nothing. Like the original anon said, it's about severity. Teio's fractures weren't as bad as Suzuka's.

>>715967223
Tied at the back, you can see the knot.

>>715967080
It's for PVP. Start prepping if you want.

>>715967223
For you

>>715967212
Humans can sit or lie and are often smart enough not to use an injured leg.

>>715967128
>>715967343
Thank you both, I dunno if I'll do PvP but the information is nice.

>>715966972
putting them down is the only way they can be saved

Man how do you place 1st the Japanese Derby with Matikanefukukitaru? It feels impossible to get into a good placing above 5th since Suzuka just auto smokes you regardless.

>>715967049
>Doing Mcqueen's career
>Notice Gold Ship is in some of her races
>Almost every time she nearly catches up to my uma at the final stretch
>I get more worried seeing the autist in the runners list than I am when Mcqueen's against Ryan

What was up with the scene where Rice Shower raped her trainer?

>>715966085
This feels NTR coded, gross

>>715967459
Oppai loli! Marvelous indeed!

I HAVE HAD OVER 200 CAREERS FINISHED AND I HAVE ONLY HAD 1 3* UMA!

what happens if i have 6 copies of a card and i max uncap it to 4
what happens to the extra 2 copies?
are they just deleted?

I hate how rng the game can get. I was waiting for gourmand the whole run and it never showed up. I still won but fuck

ISSHONI GAMBAROU

>>715954839
Estelle would never do that.

>>715961209
WHAT WILL BREAK FIRST, YOUR STAMINA OR YOUR CAREER RUN?

>>715967716
You turn them into cleats and trade them in the shop.

>>715967223
Carefully.

>>715967716
You can trade for cleats in the storage tab

>>715959195
It's hot in Japan too.

>>715966838
They can't lay down for too long or else they start to fuck up their internal organs. Horses are very delicate creatures

>>715966116
In theory you could calculate how much Stamina to invest so she always runs out near the end, no? But it only would work for a specific distance.

Those campaigns that constantly whiplash between medium and long races are SO HARD. There’s like no room for error with the speed to stamina balance. Go even slightly to far with either and the opposite kind of race is going to wreck you. I love McQueen and Nice Nature, but this is driving me up the wall!

>>715967868
How the hell did horses survive without us?

>>715967716
>this guy got 6 kitas

can you be a free to play fag on this?

>>715967719
And then you have to win one more coin toss

>>715967819
What comic?

>>715957576
Ogurin~.

>>715959195
It's summer.

>>715967915
They literally just ran away from their problems whenever something came up, that's how.

>>715967960
Yeh

>>715948983
welcome to woke localization

>>715967682
Why not roll for one bro?

Guys, I think I'm mega shit at this game. I wish I knew what I needed for each course because I'm sucking badly and retarded to learn the numbers needed for the goals.

>>715967960
You have like 2 weeks to reroll for a card that will be meta for 2-3 years.

>>715968082
that's what playing career is

>>715968016
just like us...

>2% risk
>FAILURE
MOTHERFUCKING TEIO!!

>>715967841
>>715967786
Love the tits but those faces gives "NTR corruption" vibes

>>715967915
have you seen predomesticated horse?
also thoroughbreeds are extremely inbred

>>715968280
In reality it probably took the photographer like 5 minutes to get Belno to do a convincing evil face like that.

which uma has the fattest ass?

>>715964736
Because they're romanticized as being powerful, majestic, and noble and that might be true to an extent but they're also goofy weirdos

>>715968373
What's the horse equivalent of the Hapsburg chin

>>715957564
rudolf has been student council president for like 30 years.

>>715968373
Why is the ancestor of umas a niggress?

>>715968458
Stay Gold's Line

>>715968016
>>715967915
There's actually plenty of examples of horses being left for dead across the world and surviving fine on their own. It's just the hyper specialized horses like Thoroughbreds and various show horses that are delicate.

Pic related. Chincoteague ponies that got left for dead across the east coast of the US that survived just fine. Hokkaido Pony is another example of this as they were horses left on Hokkaido by Korean Fishermen but they ended up surviving too. Mustangs, etc. Even Brazil has their own horses that just vibe in the wilderness.

>>715967631
Such a scene exists? Hot.

>>715968138
Aim for enough stamina because kitasan + 2 random speed will easily fulfill the base speed and power requirement.

>>715968516
Humans came from africa too, so...

>>715968541
god horses are so silly i wanna slap their fat bellies

>>715968516
all thoroughbreeds came from 3 horses
>Godolphin Arabian
>Darley Arabian
>Byerley Turk

>>715968221
I once had a 3x friendship training on speed with a 3% failure rate and she fucking failed it. I was so fucking mad

>>715962287
Japanese oaks is the triple tiara equivalent to the derby.

>>715968541
>want to pat the cute horse
>i get kicked to death instead
It's so unfair...

>>715968759
So are thoroughbreds just the exotic bullies of horses?

Pimpy son Opp

URA Semi-final
Clearly won the race
>2nd place / Nose
Retry
>3/18
Retry
>4/18
No 3rd retry? WTF!
Fuck these alarm clocks are a scam!
Vodka I tried!

>>715968945
worse, they're ott*man

>>715968138
Same, same. I've no idea what to do anymore. It's all fucked. Just lose at grand finals without fail every time. I can't reach 9,999 speed stat so its just an instant loss. Even 700 wasn't enough. Pull out your wallets or quit, I guess.

How do you guys balance your energy when training? I think that's my biggest fault when it comes down to it. I'm always so low that I have to spam Wit training like 5 or 6 times to get back up instead of resting with no energy.

>>715968373
>incest among humans is illegal
>but inbreeding dogs and horses until their organs collapse is perfectly fine!
We deserve everything bad that happens to us as a society. WW3 would be a mercy.

>>715969151
Anon, it's time for you to go mengele and start breeding the supreme race.

>>715969329
Empty it with a race then rest.

REAL Question: Which uma would you want to have their way with you?

>>715967962
Damn, it always gives me gourmand I thought it was guaranteed

Is there a tierlist of the unique skills?

new thread?

Why are the stamina bitches such cold fish in support?

>>715969463
Tachyon, Doto, Wonder Acute, Gentildonna, Nice Nature, Satano, V sisters, or Taiki.

>>715969626
>adult woman body fetishist

RESET

>>715969713
You know it!

Do you think Opera masturbates in front of a mirror?

>>715969795
I think she masturbates in front of you and the mirror.

>>715969795
No. She has sex instead (with me).

>>715969850
How scandalous

>>715968541
>>715968675

Favorite current juke box song in EN? Go This Way is fucking GOOD.

>>715969795
She makes edits of herself defeating Goku

>>715970270
Not so fast! Opera O!

>>715970270
>edits
She could defeat Goku

Pal cards, are they worth the slot?

>>715968880
the best way to gain a horse's trust is to offer it food. give them a carrot or an apple they'll see you as no threat.

>>715970475

>>715970475

>>715969919
Nice I laughed

>>715970270
I understood that reference

>>715969795
Opera O named "The Conqueror of the Century's End" after Raoh of Hokuto No Ken. It's Raoh the most influential character in anime? I keep seeing references to him

>>715968516
Hey, at least they didn't end up like their gorilla horse cousins.