Why do people love Agnes Tachyon?
>>715947132 (OP)Because she is a druggie.
>>715947132 (OP)>TachyonDid some say..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0
>Calls Trainer ใขใซใขใใ (Guinea Pig)
if you are old you see all games just be copies of a copy
How the FUCK do I get A rank I must have done like 8 runs where I tickled the tip of the progress bar I cannot for the life of me hit FUCKING A!!!
>canon sizefag
literally me
OP is a faggot. Thank you
>>715947132 (OP)shes an eccentric scientist like Okabe from steins gate, very cute and moe. Also she makes crazy faces, also very moe.
>>715947132 (OP)>He's still playing this zero porn neutered game.
>>715948434i've been saying this. having to rest is for fucking chumps. i really just wish i could get a maxed fine motion.
>>715948464You're talking funny despite playing a game with zero cultural relevance.
>>715948343>i need to whack of to everything or ill diecoomers man
>>715948512>chinks needing to shove their shitty slop down your throat with advertisingnot the flex you think it is chang
>>715948512wow some ching chong country i'll never see in my life has ads up, thats incredible man.
>>715948521oh no no no no pedobros...
>>715948521chinkbros... our response?
>>715947132 (OP)I just jerked off to AI generated smut of an agnes tachyon "experiment gone wrong" type scenario where I kept molesting her horse ears until she came multiple times
if that answers your question
WAKE THE FUCK UP, LOG IN FOR 1 MINUTE, DONATE TO MY SHOES, AND ASK FOR DONATIONS. NOW.
Agnes and Astrid are popular names for troons.
>>715948343At least post this actual semen demon if you're going to try and start shit with a superior game.
>>715948678are they actually
>>715948715According to the nonny names in some Discord servers i sadly am in, yes.
>>715948129or at least let me put them in different custom boxes/tabs for organizing
>>715948780r u sure that they're not just doing uma references
>>715948343SEXOOOO
>>715948521Reminder that Umatards are futafags in disguise
>>715947332legacy sparks
support deck
Japan Cupx2 for fans
>>715948838you dont actually want to play games, just go watch porn
>>715947332Get Bakushin, spam speed, and race as often as you can in sprint.
>>715948865>building baku as a pace chaserbricked beyond belief
>"Merri Kurisimasu!"
>text: Happy holidays!
>>715948782Organizing option in this game is pretty limited but you can filter out any list menu in this game.
>>715948861Did I hit a nerve?
>>715948983there are a lot of bad translations like this throughout the game but that's on par for cygames.
>>715948521this shut up the gooks really quick KWAB
>>715948897nah it's cool, they boughed some front skills too
>>715949007The best i can do with that is search breeders by the spark filter, and only tag PVP horses as favorite. I guess the trophy epithet horses and other sentimental horses (like first campaign clears) will just have to go unorganized unless you specifically check the details and look at the chosen title
>>715949095>zero sugarzero wins
>>715948521Grandpa showing the upstarts how it's done.
>>715948521This seems incredible considering that steam eng uma is basically not played by Asian players
>>715948486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhYWu6ncLHM
how can a horse stay at the very back of the race for a majority of it, only to surge towards number 1 near the end? magic?
>72 pulls
>no kitasan black
gg this is GARBAGE im out
>>715949909>magic?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpXOwudO9EE Pretty much that.
>>715948512>>715950114>backalley ads vs subway station ads oh no no no BA bros not like this
>>715948486>having to rest is for fucking chumps.It depends on your cards really. If you have some with good energy recovering events then you can usually wit your way between them, but if not then it's just raffle, new year, and post training events
>>715950114They no longer have enough money to put on ads in Tokyo. The best they can do right now is just put their name on some race course in Paris...
>>715948521B-but those paid steam reviews...
>>715948512>cultural relevanceFor a second I thought I was in a Famitsu thread.
>>715949662first clearers, hot springs winners, unique titlers... if they don't got the sparks they're all going to the same place
>>715947132 (OP)How to A-rank Gold Ship? What should I focus on?
>>715947132 (OP)God she is so hot but i dont want to """play""" gachashit, grim.
>>715950406whe uh where's that
gols
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>>715950465i just went fairly balanced
>>715950587>i just whaled, its not hard
>>715950220tell me more about the advertisement sector you fucking autistic retard. no one even sees ads on the internet, who is caring about ones in real life? boomers who never play games?
>>715950681>i just used guest legacies and free event cards/friend card, it's not hardthey also gave out enough free carots to roll to pity...
>>715948521By the way this might not be counting the Japanese server which has a steam client only accessible in Japan. So the numbers could actually be even higher in total.
>>715950751Teh concussion is accepted
>lost to my c rank vodka
kitasan is driving people crazy
>>715950831don't most people play this on mobile?
>>715950220yeah it's kinda pathetic actually. I also saw they only had enough money to sponsor some weird dirt track in kentucky as well, it might be over umabros
>>715947132 (OP)Vidya girls that give her vibes? I love her so much but im just not playing gacha with heavy time investment too.
>>715951050>He missed the 120+ fps horsepussy experienceOH NONONONONON LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>Kitasan allowed me to finally use the Hot Spring Ticket
Thank you my friend who has MLB Kitasan.
>>715950831steamdb counts all regions
>>715947132 (OP)She is cool and mysterious
https://youtu.be/oYKAOuSZ5B0
>>715951218>>715950831https://steamdb.info/app/3564400/charts/
JP has different server so naturally different client and different steam page as well
>>715950831https://steamdb.info/app/3564400/charts/
It's not that high either but the Japanese release on Steam was concurrent with Global. The original Japanese PC release was on DMM.com (just like Kancolle) I think.
>all of /v/ clubs are full
FUCK
>>715948512https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/715950156/#715950540
Isn't your thread just got deleted LMAO
>stares at her harder because it's the bakushin way
>>715951151i've played mostly on mobile. when i feel like actually doing a career without skipping, thats when i play on steam.
>>715948512>gets owned so bad he has to make his own thread>in his own thread he also gets owned so bad and then its goneholy shit bro, embarassing for you.
>>715948521BAfags ruined my /vg/ general so I feel really happy seeing this garbage gook shit flopping this badly.
>>715952552these clowns are in every thread at this point now.
not even sure what they gain from being so insufferable.
>>715952313>Baku-jiiiiiiiii~n
>>715952605I sure hope they get paid for it.
>>715949909Because it was holding back.
Haha...
>>715952776That's Sunday Silence.
I don't know what make them so obnoxious, man. Even on /a/ too
Call me a schizo but uma musume definitely has Japanese government money behind it to shill cool japan and increase their soft power.
>>715952605I don't know what make them so obnoxious, man. Even on /a/ too
>>715952869cool japan hasn't done shit in ages, cygames' marketing budget probably eclipses the entire program lifetime budget.
>>715952605>>715952932Koreans hire jeets to shill
>uma global thread on 2chan
>Baggots are still coping there.
>>715952869You're thinking of Wizardry. Cygames and by extension CyberAgent its parent company can fund the shit out of it thanks to Granblue and Abema money.
>https://automaton-media.com/en/news/wizardry-developer-receives-500-million-yen-investment-from-the-japanese-government/
>>715953005>m-muh loli porn doelmao
>>715953005>Although it is popular, it is not selling well in the top 3 rankingsMeanwhile Blue Archive
>>715952932Say some gookster is dissing your horse girl. You just give 'em one of these:
Can I restore my current profile and try rerolling. My account is probably unironically bricked, but...
>>715953763I mean save data someplace to restore if rerolling is even worse. Sorry brain is cooked
>>715953763Set up an ID + password and save it elsewhere before rerolling.
But you'll live even with what you have right now. People overhyped Kitasan too much.
As a BA fag, I hate this game. They have taken everything away from us except porn.
>>715947132 (OP)She can break me.
>>715947332i'm pretty sure its all based on stats so having two S rank skills will do it.
an easy way is to spam speed and power and get max sparks for both.
golden skills might also have an effect.
>>715953968>The condor passes
>>715947365Oh so that explains the test tube fanarts and 3d renders
Those were hot
>>715947132 (OP)>>715948252More people would like her if the games an anime leaned even more into her movie personality
>>715954279What is the movie called?
>>715947132 (OP)Her singing voice is so beautiful my ears cum listening to her sing make debut
>>715954347Beginning of a new era
Hello I am very normal about Agnes Tachyon
https://youtu.be/DWPCjBV4HS4?si=wTXQ3Xg0AQOuOmfz
>try to write the word "whatever" in my profile description
>can't enter it because it contains "hate"
fuck this
>>715953916you didn't lose anything, go be a bitter loser in one of the 50 always active BA threads.
>>715954509Use numbers retardo
This game is so unreasonably expensive for how fucking boring and worthless everything is when you run out funny carrot money. You can don circles in a fishbowl but only cold hard cash yields progress, and with no real skill for the player to get better at and nothing really to find, what is there to do, fuck off I guess.
>>715954580victim blaming
>>715954598post your A rank horse
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>practically kitasan-less
Give me a reason not to delete and follow me. What should I share?
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>>715955098MLB Sweep Tosho is a good alternative to Kitasan.
>>715954060i have a bunch of a ranks where theres only 1 s or ss stat
>>715955191Yeah. I got two copies on my last roll and it's the only reason I haven't nuked everything, My SRs are dope
Both Mejiro Ryan and Winning Ticket have big tits, this is a reference to the fact that tomboys with tits are the peak female form
Not sure if I understand him but he's kinda giving good advice past the language barrier
https://youtu.be/QhYWu6ncLHM
>>715951038That Vodka can't run a mile
>thread turns into gookslop vs horsepussy slap fight
>>715947132 (OP)she's a quirky chungus!
WT
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who's cutting onions?
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>hauuu... makechatta
They should really let you buy skills before any race.
You can do it for main/story races, so I conditioned myself to only buy skills right before the race. And I always forget to buy skills before optional races and end up losing them while sitting with 300 skill points around.
>>715955467With those shoes she's sure to win the Arima Kinen!
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>>715956256PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET FOALS GET FOALS GET FOALS
>>715956417Just start checking skills before you click race and then also clicking the race you want.
>>715948252>shes an eccentric scientistI don't understand the appealing.
>>715955819Congratulations think you'll win the Ura
>>715951228UNFATHOMABLY KINO
>>715956559Look up the term "sapiosexual"
>>715954839>>715956256Boing Boing Boing
Boing
>>715956398Hey Haru Urara
Catch
Impressive numbers, very nice.
Let's see some gameplay.
WT2
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>>715956591already have, baby. could have been A rank too but I got shafted and got night owl TWICE back to back in the final strech
YOU STUPID BITCH WE HAVE THE ARIMA KINEN TOMORROW, IT'S ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN YOUR LIFE, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
>>715957014she was trying to fight through so she could run at max power for you...and now you yell at her? surrender your run immediately.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I do a retard career basically to get the asahi garland (literally second race) and this bitch not only refuses to lose until the semifinals, but I also get the best sparks of my fucking life with this game
This is just RNG trolling at this point
okay, mayano top gun with her outfit unlocked is undeniable peak. i went from not caring about her at all to having her in my top horse list.
Mayafag, I did it. I don't know if you are still here, but its possible to win the URA finals with her. I dedicate this victory to you.
>>715957252>professor of curvatureyou did not win the ura.
>>715947132 (OP)she gives people what they want, a menhera dommy mommy
but also gives them what they really want a woman that's very straightforward about her needs
>>715957147https://youtu.be/L-4XsDQYDi4?si=XNXjqv_l24CrVKsk
>>715948512>real life international sport tie-in>no cultural relevanceAre there no horse racing in korea or something?
is there any reason to say no?
>>715957379Nyo. Too stupid for that
> Horse racing in South Korea traces back to May 1898, when a foreign language institute run by the government included a donkey race in its athletic rally
>>715957379There is but it's nearly as large as the HK or Japanese market
fuck this gay earth, I rerolled, and got 6SSR's, 2 kitas with first 100 pulls. Tried a career and easily got a B-tier run despite not even fully leveling supports or having anything to inherit. I should've listened.
so.... watching season 3, Kita and Dia, the two kids from season 2, entered Tracen Academy, which makes them teenagers, right?
estimating it generously, that is at the very least, 3-5 years between the teio miracle and the start of s3.
but, all of team spica are still students?
did Kita and Dia age rapidly? or does Tracen Academy cover high school up to college?
>>715957481Is there any uma that is picky or autistic about their food like irl horses
>>715957564do not think too hard about it
>>715957564They just hang out there after graduation.
>>715957564Maruzensky is a hag but she still wears a school uniform and attends the school with no issues.
I need to return some video tapes, can you take care of my little sister and her friend while I'm out?
Uma Musume age like elves, that's why Oguri Cap is still a student despite being a veteran that already stopped racing, and why Symboli Rudolf is still the student council president since Oguri Cap first enrolled up to the present day on the timeline.
>>715957564Well you see, horses and dumb and it takes them many many many years to finally pass enough classes to graduate high school.
>>715947132 (OP)Is there any /v/ club with room left for one fag?
>>715957741>dream killer>eternal losern-no...
SHOOT GACHANIGGERS IN THE HEAD
finally won a ura final with my condom pasta. only a B grade though...
>>715957770Rudolf is still president because democracy wants her to be one.
>>715957564they just stay at school until they are done racing i guess, why not?
>>715950220Tell me you know nothing without telling you know nothing about horse racing.
This race is a big deal actually retard.
>>715957481>>715958009Movie Tachyon would look at me like a psycho and turn me into food
>>715957564Dark souls co-op lore
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I can finally play the game after countless rerolls
>>715957770We're talking about a game where an adult woman that owns a red Countach and lives on her own still attends school
Umamusume yearn for the racetrack and will keep training until they are satisfied and marry their trainer
SHOVE GACHANIGGERS INTO A WOODCHIPPER
>>715948865>can get away with D stamina/E gutsdude... wtf? how??????? I can only get D+ with this chick and the reason was low stam.
>>715957104at least you have a decent parent now
>>715958249the reason wasnt low stamina. the game hint system is lying to you.
>>715958269I'm so confused. Why does 1800m has almost the same req as a 3200m that is almost 2x long? why does 2600 requires more stam than 3600m?
the fuck?
>agnes is JUST as FAT as daiwa but her coat hides it better
Should i roll now to MLB this or wait for the uncap item?
>>715958568Also iโm at 102 support point
>>715958631You can just get 5k more carats before the banner ends and roll 100 more times to get 200 points to trade for your last Kitasan Black.
>>715958643Stop hanging out with Spe-chan and Oguri....
>>715957741I will guard them with my life
>>715958009I just realized the catbox link is dead
Which daily race am i supposed to do the support points one or the coins one
>>715958137literally me, now I'm gonna stock up for Narita Brian in a month or two
>>715955098>Give me a reason not to delete and follow me. What should I share?You have bakushin never delete bakushin
>>715958934I find it more difficult to get the coins so I do that.
I'm at 170 exchange points, can I make it? I'm at like 1300 carats
>>715958934Do more gold, shit dries up fast if you're upgrading anything
>>715959021RACE RACE RACE
Dude I fucking LOVE rerolling for Kitasan.
>>715959021Banner lasts two weeks.
Get achivements, complete the story mode, complete the story of all your individual umas, do a career with like 30 races, etc. You can do it. They will probably give out more free carats in that timeframe too
Wait how do the home screen girls know it's hot where I live right now? Do they have access to my location?
I fucking hate this game so much.
It's only saving grace is I'm not dumb enough to ever spend money on this trash heap.
>>715959195HE KNOWS TOO MUCH SHUT IT DOWN
>>715959230>1* Guts victim
>>715958712Yeah, but should i roll now to MLB this or wait for the anniversary uncap item and use the uncap item on other cards?
>>715959195One of the first things you did was giving the game your location (country)
>>715959130just quit after 2
>always pick the weakest team in pvp so i can win
is this what you're supposed to do
>>715959392I pick the strongest and win because my horses are just goated like that
>>715959230I'm f2p and i'm currently love this game
>>715959392Winning is a means to an end to increase your high score. Low-hanging fruits give low scores.
team trials is not real pvp
join a room match instead
that is pvp
>>715959392You should do the opposite. The higher ranked team may be full of stats bloat + shitty skills compared to a dude with lower rank who knows what he's doing.
Let me into one of your clubs... Please...
>>715959543Most of the children were artificiality inseminated. Only thoroughbreds require natural sex with a witness
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>>715959357Don't listen to this guy. True F2P gods have already fact checked and determined that YOU NEED MLB KITASAN NOW or your account is completely unsalvageable. Don't worry if they said you only needed 1 copy and then switched to needing 3 copies before.
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>>715947132 (OP)Because I played her career mode.
Two couple actually in love with each other but too oblivious to realize it is a cliche I very much love.
>>715948512is that skadi on the left? lol ba literally has 0 original designs
Is getting 10k carats before the banner ends for the pity KB plausible?
Quickest way to get support points?
Nearing a spark and I already have a level 40 Kitasan
I live in the prefecture that Haru Urara's barn there and not so hard to visit. But the reserving system is always occupiedโฆ
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What is this mean?
>didn't even play just spent the last hour picking good studs for my horses from other players
brrehs
>>715960219Have you already finished all the freebies from playing the game, watching the stories, getting the trophies?
If yes, then no. Even a top ranked player (A or S ranked pvp and club) can only make 5-6k carats per month at best.
>>715960403Exactly what it says, anon. There's a race during Career called All Comers. Get top 3 in it.
>>715960403It's a race, Second Year, September 2, G2, Turf, Medium
>>715960456No, it's a rerolled account I've only done 1 career on this one
>>715957890der/v/
>>715959265You should do it now. You can always use the uncap on creek so you have an actual stamina card instead of maestrobot.
>>715959982https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eclipse_(horse)
>>715960584Yeah, rerollnigger can aim for 2/3 lb and get the rest with spark while doing trophy hunt.
>>715960651Why'd you keep the club open, wouldn't randos join when stumbling upon it from regular search or sort options?
sad that in 100 careers plays this is probably the best sparks I've gotten. Both track sparks give speed+power
>>715960440Just like irl horsebreeding
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Is practice perfect the best buff in the game
>>715960847No, it's Charming.
>>715960760so far only anons have joined right after shilling the club here and the name is pretty specific to be searched by randos but sure, I'll lock it down
Why does she like bananas whats's the lore
why do i sneed to know this
why the fuck are Blue Archivefags just picking a fight with everyone? is this a discord thing?
If I have a choice, I should never take Pace, right?
>>715959195they always tell me good morning from 9pm onwards, and 'wow you're up so late!' from about 9am onwards.
Any else have Anti-Gacha fatigue?
>>715960995Real horse preferred banana over carrots.
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>>715961164I am simply glad the Japanese are mogging the others again
>>715961209LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED STUD
>>715961132gachafags sink thousands of dollars and hours into their games, so they get very territorial and autistic trying to defend their awful decisions. for umamusume, many people who have never touched gacha before, like me (based) are playing the game.
>>715961136Pace is for true gamers only.
>>715961132Global Southerners
>>715960995https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QQL2JwXUMo
>>715961132My personal theory is that since they are chronic masturbators, all that dopamine fried their brain and now heavily associate their game(that they mostly do not play) with chemically good feelings, so they get very territorial about it. Also see this pattern with other series that have tons of porn.
>>715961209she's seeyayaiy...
>>715961203>gyaru biwawhat would gyaru brian look like?
>>715961209>'If I take that hat off, will you die?'
>>715961209Tell me about El
why does she wear the mask?
>>715961209You don't get to bring Guests
>>715961230Don't worry, they'll job yet again in the future because all the higher ups are retarded old men who want things to stay in japan or want to "westernize" for some reason even though the entire world loves japanshit and japanshit bootlegs.
>>715960941Now that it's among the 20-29 members region I imagine it'd be easy to stumble upon for anyone looking for active looking clubs, that's how I joined my first club too which had a barrage of members joining around the same time as me. Maybe once we're full capacity and people start dropping out, ask future applicants to add some indication they're not normalfags in their bio.
>>715961338i only see this behavior to wuwafags and limbusfags tho
historically also arknightsfags and alfags
>>715961132Its similar to mmos back in the day where usually the more people get involved in yours, the more content, both in-game and socially tends to happen.
If more people are interested in Uma Musume, then less people are interested in BA. I really don't give a shit either way and have many reasons to care about Umas and so do normies when it comes to horse racing. Maybe its also paid shills but I don't want to get paranoid.Tribalism pushes (you) to make shit up and be confrontational.
>>715961395Like a delinquent.
>>715961209>Trainer Pavel, I'm U M A
>you can't even tell she has booba in her generic uniform
>SUDDENLY has the BAZOONGAS during the race
>>715961527I always like Brian's appearances in the story. She improves everything once she arrives in the scene.
>>715961247>Haha, trainer you are banging my daughter
>>715961209You're a big horse
>>715947132 (OP)probably because he bred 3000+ mares? Genghis Khan's horse mf
>>715960584Yeah should be doable then, better get grinding. Watch all the girl events, then the stories, and try to get good ending on all the girls you have unlocked.
>>715947132 (OP)>get Migraine>make FOUR FUCKING TRIPS to the infirmary and still don't cure it>bombs the mood>bombs runit should be an automatic cure ffs
>all this autistic psychoanalysis from a single bait post
Man you guys are retarded
>>715961601Not being able to button up is hot. But most umas seem flatter in uniform for some reason
>>715961132Shitposters trying to stir conflict between two completely unrelated games. That's literally all it is, like how fatefags are often announcing themselves in BA threads for no apparent reason. As for why, just pay attention to the time zones when these threads are up.
Frankly I don't know why people keep taking obvious bait, I play both and enjoy both of them, and I think comparing them is pointless
>>715961527she's already a delinquent thoughbeit
>>715961687night owl is worse for me, whoever thought of the healing mechanic having a chance to give you a debuff like that should be hanged
>>715961290>immediately spits out the carrot he was eating when he sees the banana kek
What are we saving for now that we all got mlb kitasan black?
>>715961678Are good endings just winning the finals or is there more to it? Since I spent all my carats on card rolls I don't have as many Umas as before but should be enough
>>715961857whatever you want she's litterally the only thing worth saving for until next year
>>715961770Sleep is for the weak. UMA is a wit gaem
>>715961857Summer Maruzensky.
>>715961857Just roll for your horse wives and daughters now. You are free. You can keep metafagging but gets diminishing returns. You can just borrow meta parents anyways.
>>715961687>>715961770Never play without pic related. It has 2 recreation events that automatically cure any problem and just generally a lot of energy and mood recoveries.
WHY IS THE CLAW MACHINE SO HARD
Itโs always adorable when a girl is conscious about her belly button.
is Guts ever worth it even if it's got 4 people at it?
After getting the shiny new mlb cards, I bombed my first run at a G2 race. Inherited power and only bought two recovery skills since not buying skills at all seems to be the new meta. Despite getting early Kita rainbows, she lost her debut and never won any of the G1s I had her run. Probably chasing fans to upgrade her skill was a definition of sunken cost fallacy, and I should've just trained her more, but it feels a bit demotivating. I feel like a brainlet who can only train front runners or sprinters.
>been getting easy A rank since Kitasan dropped
so this is the power of the negro horse...tsuyoi
>>715961932There's still Super Creek at some point.
>>715961857It's time to give your umas a 3* upgrade.
What's the hardest style? I've seen some people say Pace Chaser, but I'm finding Pace Chaser to be super fucking easy, unless they mean outside of career mode.
Do the male horses have penises?
>>715961290it's really fascinating how these girls have personality and character traits that are direct translations of their IRL counterpart's behavior patterns.
>>715962135Late Surger easily. So many factors for your horse to be retarded regardless of any precaution your horse takes.
So is Japanese Oaks the Japanese Derby I have to do in the extra missions?
>>715962175you can breed any two characters together, so they're all canonically futas.
>>715961687how are you even playing while having a migraine? i can't stand any type of noise and shit. its nothing but sleep.
>>715962030If it's still early in the career, I'd still take it. And in that screenshot of yours, you have a Kitasan's ! too. I'd go for it.
>>715962256It looks like MP4s are borked now
>>715961880>Are good endings just winning the finalsYeah. Though at the beginning I'd just give every girl a run because you get carrats for increasing their bond level by a little.
>>715962030200-300 Guts gives you more endurance than 200-300 Stamina, but it peaks around that point and stops being useful after 400.
So yeah don't worry about it, early game you should definitely take it.
>>715962302Doesn't hurt to waste a turn on guts if you need to build up friendship bond.
>>715962175they're all female but the way they dress is so you can tell who's based on a stallion or a mare. if the hair clip is on the left ear, she's based on a stallion. if it's on the right ear, she's based on a mare.
>>715961290Based banana enthusiast
>>715961953Use the letters as a reference for when to stop the claw, go for the head, pray
>>715962307why she crying
>>715961857I'm gonna throw some rolls at Bride Mayano and luckshit her out then save up for Cafe
>>715962030This will also orange your bakushin
>>715962438>Goo-goo babies Uma is a male>Mommy(male)
>>715962509Look at the image again
>>715962509irl she's a jobber that only ran 4 races and despite breaking records winning them, got immediately broken and retired to the breeding farm until death
>want to train stamina
>but CHUDsan keeps giving me rainbow speed and distracts me
>>715962071Isn't that too much speed for a late uma?
>>715962546what if male umas had to breastfeed using their penis
How the fuck can i get the claw machine event to trigger?
>>715962175They'd need a pocket dimension to hide a horse cock under their clothes, they're tight and there's no bulges at all. Unless you're suggesting their clits inflate up like a fucking balloon into a horse penis when aroused. I'm sure they'd all be willing to peg their male trainers with horse cock strap-ons though, so go ahead and fantasise about that if you want.
>>715962546that horse raised a celebrity jockey by himself he's a better wife than most women
>>715962581That's a win in my book.
>>715962135Late is shit because you are at the mercy of the box god, no matter your stats or skills.
>>715962030For me, yeah especially early game.
>why?Hints(in your case) and most importantly, the earlier I max out the relations bar, the more I can spam rainbow training ie more stats.
>>715962637If you do a recreation event after the first year, it has a chance of happening.
Usually if you do it right after the first New Years event you have a decent chance of encountering it
>>715962637It's random, recreation after year 1
>>715962697I can't believe Opera's unique isn't an instant escape from the box.
I'm addicted to Gold Ship runs.
I need a new End Closer to break me from her spell but she's all I got. End Closer is just too much of a kino race tactic.
>>715961972Don't be fooled, this girl is Evil (Nature)
>try out front runner for the first time
>mayano top cun
>only ever invest in stamina and speed
>win 18 out of 18 races, have 320k fans by the end of year 2
holy shit they really are the easiest style
I realized my pulls for my global account will never be as good as my jp one.
>>715962618I should've probably used less of Kita rainbows/races to train stamina or just borrowed Super Creek as always, but it still only slightly less than 60% of the target speed in the reference document.
>>715961857For me, it's fuji
>>715962842>this is bakushin's grandson somehow
>>715962943Join the nigersister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRTSDhAKeZY
>run is going very well
>fail a 20% training
>mood down
>poor practice
>lose my perfect practice
I hate this game.
>>715948343I genuinely dislike these boring ass swimsuit designs, at least the Valkyrie/Arius had something going to them
>Tachyon still wears her dorky coat during concerts
>>715962881She is the risk-takers choice
As a nip once said: 'If you bet on Gold Ship you are a fool, but if you don't bet on Gold Ship you are also a fool'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2oohM_EjDc&t=179s
>>715963139I failed a 4 rainbow practice that would've given 87 speed. It's brutal.
So Tachyon isn't evil, she's just a fuckin' weirdo because her legs are made of glass?
>>715963398she's okabe rintarou but horse
>>715963317>>715962881is there even any good end closers before Duramente comes out
>>715963502secretariat is a runner though
>>715963463Dober and Ryan is good in particular races.
>>715963398She sometimes doesn't ask for consent when making others either (You), her trainer, or even innocent umas partake in her experiments. Cafe is lucky to be a schizo that can dodge Tachyon's experiments every time.
>>715963558Imagine if he was A in both but he did End for most of his career.
>>715962135My 100 hours of experience without reading any wiki:
Front Runner and End Surger don't get boxed as easily (unless there's 5 other fronts/enders in the same race) so they don't need WIT as much as the other horses. However Front needs higher Stamina while End needs higher Power. (This means you can get away without training WIT on Goldship too much.)
Late and Pace need more balanced stats including WIT so they don't get boxed with Pace favoring Speed/Stamina and Late favors Power.
Longer races (medium, long) are in favor of End and Lates, because they have time to accelerate on the last spurt and less stamina consumption. Shorter races (sprints and miles) are in favor of Fronts and Pacers 'cause there's less time to overcome them at the end and Stamina doesn't matter as much.
So based on these factors you can have an easier or harder time, for example Sprint/Mile + Front/Pace is easier to build than Long + Front/Pace.
The hardest girls are those who have a wide range of races in their career, miles, longs, etc. combined because it's hard to satisfy stat requirements for all race types.
Also this is just my speculation but I think the developers intended for Guts to be the main "Stamina" for Ends and Lates since it only activates at the last spurt, though it doesn't seem to be as reliable as just getting Stamina.
>>715963670>forced bad mood eventthis horse is the worst
>>715962592>CHUDsanIโm not sure what going on here but if you meant Kitasan then no, Kitasan is not a chud. The real horse is very strong but also docile and listens to human well, just like his father. He maybe a little bit suck at mating but that not enough to call him a Chud
If you meant the /a/ favorite Special Chud from the welfare card then sure
>>715958249you can get away with low stamina if you use your uma as a front runner in almost any scenario (having corner maestro helps a lot). just two URA championship with Oguri, then with Rice Shower, by simply running them Front, and maxing speed with wit as a secondary stat. Also, Bakushin literally needs no stamina as she only runs in Sprints
MY FIRST URA FINAL THANK YOU AIR GROOVE, ARU AND BAKUSHIN AND DER/V/ KITASAN
>>715963295its peak character design
>>715963720What about Tamamo Cross?
>>715948512UMA is absolutely huge, bigger than Blue Archive.
I know this alt kinda sucks ass when talking meta, but when she pops the ult, the song of the event starts to play until she crosses the finish line and it's very anime and kino.
>>715963843That horse is simply โmade in Kazakhstanโ
>>715963895with enough stats you can ignore meta anyway
>>715954279Her personality in the game is identical to her personality in the movie. The only difference is how it's tonally framed. In the movie she's still talking about eccentric weird shit 24/7, it's just that Jungle Pocket views her as legitimately intimidating so she looks cool while doing it. Take her actual words while Jungle Pocket is running away and compare it to any line she has in the game, it's the exact same shit.
>>715963663https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EaeOJxiPPI
Imagine being Tom Cruise surrounded by Japanese horse girls.
can i use the statues to get tachyon pieces i want her last start for her outfit
>>715963707her skill are good though
Another kino End Closer 16th to 1st place finish
>>715964205That is their use
>won two Haru URAs
am i finally transcending?
>>715964035She is more bombastic and frank in the movie. In the game, she is pretty calm in comparison. She also has moments of being grounded and embarrassed about having feelings for her trainer.
Is this a good stopping point? How many of those uncap items do you get?
>>715963317I like it more when they win by a neck.
>>715954279>More people would like her if the games an anime leaned even more into her movie personalityShe's one of the most popular horses though? Some people are OBSESSED with Tachyon and she gets a lot of art.
>after racing calmly
what the heck does that mean
"Your" Oogui?
It's hers now.
>>715963670Would be perfect if those were middle fingers at the end
>>715964546probably not getting Rushed
>>715964546I AM A HERO
>rice shower said calmy
Trainers lining up for Mayano's genes
>>715964628That's kinda what I was thinking.
How consistent is that?
>>715964535nah, you need 3 if you want to be minmaxing it. if you don't care about minmaxing, then it does not matter
how can horses simultaneously be ugly and adorable at the same time
>>715964546No rushed. Luckily late start doesn't count against it.
>>715961290>>715961813if you were a horse, you would do the same
>>715964710i dunno, i skip like 90% of my races, so i dunno how much my umas get rushed. But then again, i pretty much always end up with WIT as a second stat, so probably not much? you'd have to test it out
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>>715964736They're majestic compared to donkeys.
>>715964628Even gametora doesn't know
Is rerolling an account for Kitasan really that important? I've been thinking about it, and the only thing really giving me pause is having to redo a bunch of stuff, and already having Super Creek and not really being bothered to go for her at the same time.
Also some logistics when it comes to the club I'm already in but I can probably work that one out easily
>>715964608How does the mask stay on?
will we get a personality swap april fool's event?
>>715962581>Jobber While her reputation is highly inflated from people and their 'what if' scenario's, to call her a jobber is a complete misuse of the term in every single respect. The irl horse won a single of the Triple Crown's, which already is a massive accomplishment. He also was so dominant that the press of the time openly believed they'd have won the triple crown in it's entirety if they didn't take their injury. Fuji Kiseki, who had a similar career by comparison, had far more doubt against them due to the existence of Mayano Top Gun. Tachyon might've been around for what may as well have been five minutes, but if you can show up for five minutes and make the entire horse racing community go 'Yeah but Tachyon would've won' for months following at any other race, you've achieved an incredible feat. They never lost, they left behind an incredible reputation, they went on to become a top sire and even win a JRA award for siring in 2008 because of everyone's belief in the power in their genes. If that's a 'jobber' then what the hell is a winner? Is your estimate for a good horse 'Deep Impact and Almond Eye, fuck everyone else' or something?
>>715964880i dunno, im just thinking logically. Rushed is the only thing that kinda opposes "calm" racing. Uma's loose their "calm" when they get rushed, basically, right?
>>715948343I play both, fuck off with your imaginary war
>>715964976you shouldn't ask questions that aren't in your own best interest
>>715961209>well you're now dead last in the race. what's the next step in your master plan?
>>715964951it is. compared to my first account, which had a decent ammount of umas, including a sweep tasho, a super creek and some other decent cards, my reroll account with kitasan won pretty much 90% of the URA finales i tried. i dunno if its just me getting more adept at the game, but speed seems to be king when it comes to finishing Career
>Super Creek is into mommy dom
Wasnt expecting that.
I still don't have a 3* spark horse
FFS this stupid ass game
>>715965196not hard to gues, one of the small comics shows her saying something about her type being someone she can "spoil"
>hear her voice
HOLY FUCKING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Tried full meme baku with 6 speed cards and full speed training. its criminal that it works.
>>715964528>She also has moments of being grounded and embarrassed about having feelings for her trainer.Well yeah but you don't see her trainer in the movie.
Meanwhile in the game she goes to watch Uma Kickboxing and says unhinged shit with standard VN portrait while cutesy music plays in the background.
>>715964951You can always rent her. It's just the slight inconvenience of having to rent her the annoying part of it. 3 weeks of progress of this can be easily recoverable.
>>715965310of course it works, she needs no stamina or power
tell me about generic white woman (forma de horse)
>>715954279>More people would like her if she was flanderizednah
>>715964672Wait you can use guest for inspiration?
>>715964608>Yaay Trainer-san, are you watching? lol >Me and Oguri-chan became bad girls lol
>>715965519Holy shit. You're baiting, right?
>>715965152>>715965435I see, guess I'll be heading into the mines then. I can always just skip shit I've read anyway. Hopefully the club I'm in is okay with keeping my slot open, otherwise I'll just find another one
>>715965459never won a g1 lmao
>>715965459She's part of the virgin trinity of uma, i.e. never had sex like Silence Suzuka and Rice Shower.
>now consistently winning URA in my runs
so this is the power of Kitasan Nigga
>>715965459SHE'S GOLDEEEEEEEN!
>>715965825Haru Urara never did either, except she lived.
>>715965675I wish i was....
>>715965675NTA, I just have been using auto... What should I be doing?
>>715965459i like her original race outfit
>>715963895yeah it would be great if she used it EVER but it needs to be almost out of stamina which is retarded so it never procs
>>715965459gimmick is unironically being known more for being pretty than racing
his trainer planned to retire him as a riding horse because of his looks but he broke his leg a year into retirement
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUPPORT? IS SUMMER AND EVERYONE IS GONE! HELP ME LEVEL UP MY STATS!
>>715966158>all of them are in Gutsowarida
>>715966085This is why you don't take country bumpkins to the city
>>715965937AWAWAWAA YATTAAAA
>love the arima kinen and senior year music tracks
>check the rest of the game's ost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIelaoprSDI
>mfw
Does breaking a leg really fuck a horse up badly enough for it to be euthanized?
>>715966584Oh it gets better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLcT3SOo4rk
>>715966607race horses are that delicate though it still depends on the severity if it's worth blasting them on the spot.
>>715966680>>715966689Horse heavy
Horse balance on 4 thin legs
Leg break
Horse not balanced on 3 thin legs
3 other legs get fucked while 1 tries to heal
4 fucked up legs
>>715966763Horse lay down on side until recovery
Good as new
>>715966607yes they can't adjust well enough for various reasons like a dog or cat can unless the injury is recoverable and massive effort on the Vet and owner's part
this was the craziest photo finish I can't believe she won
>>715966085>pure girl brought to the big cityShe never stood a chance... I bet she picked up on how to order at Starbucks right away.
>>715966763This is so sad... there must be a way to save them
>>715966607Depends on severity. Tokai Teio busted up their leg four times and went on to a comfy retirement. Horses like Silence Suzuka couldn't even stand and probably never would again.
>>715966838>Horse lay down on side until recoveryYeah. They can't do that.
>>715966990Teio had a fracture. So they could brace the leg. Suzuka have a complete break.
>>715966912I hate when she's against me and does that
>>715966607A horse is like 300 kg. Imagine all this weight.
Are the race course skills even worth taking? I feel like the weather ones are so much better it isn't even close.
>>715967045>Suzuka have a complete break.Retard here. What's the difference?
>>715967080Good for top level PvP when you know the race that it is going to be raced on.
>>715967107Fracture means bone still whole but has cracks.
Complete break means 1 bone is now 2 bones.
>>715967049I simply can't hate her especially if I train McQueen shit's just hilarious
>>715966838Nah. That isn't possible because the horse will try to get up. The only thing they can do is quite literally tie the horse up in a stable and even that has a very low success rate.
>>715967076Still lighter than your mom and she wouldn't be euthanized if she broke her leg
>>715966085How the fuck is she wearing that mask?
>>715967107Absolutely nothing. Like the original anon said, it's about severity. Teio's fractures weren't as bad as Suzuka's.
>>715967223Tied at the back, you can see the knot.
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>>715967080It's for PVP. Start prepping if you want.
>>715967212Humans can sit or lie and are often smart enough not to use an injured leg.
>>715967128>>715967343Thank you both, I dunno if I'll do PvP but the information is nice.
>>715966972putting them down is the only way they can be saved
Man how do you place 1st the Japanese Derby with Matikanefukukitaru? It feels impossible to get into a good placing above 5th since Suzuka just auto smokes you regardless.
>>715967049>Doing Mcqueen's career>Notice Gold Ship is in some of her races>Almost every time she nearly catches up to my uma at the final stretch>I get more worried seeing the autist in the runners list than I am when Mcqueen's against Ryan
What was up with the scene where Rice Shower raped her trainer?
>>715966085This feels NTR coded, gross
>>715967459Oppai loli! Marvelous indeed!
I HAVE HAD OVER 200 CAREERS FINISHED AND I HAVE ONLY HAD 1 3* UMA!
what happens if i have 6 copies of a card and i max uncap it to 4
what happens to the extra 2 copies?
are they just deleted?
I hate how rng the game can get. I was waiting for gourmand the whole run and it never showed up. I still won but fuck
>>715954839Estelle would never do that.
>>715961209WHAT WILL BREAK FIRST, YOUR STAMINA OR YOUR CAREER RUN?
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>>715967716You turn them into cleats and trade them in the shop.
>>715967716You can trade for cleats in the storage tab
>>715959195It's hot in Japan too.
>>715966838They can't lay down for too long or else they start to fuck up their internal organs. Horses are very delicate creatures
>>715966116In theory you could calculate how much Stamina to invest so she always runs out near the end, no? But it only would work for a specific distance.
Those campaigns that constantly whiplash between medium and long races are SO HARD. Thereโs like no room for error with the speed to stamina balance. Go even slightly to far with either and the opposite kind of race is going to wreck you. I love McQueen and Nice Nature, but this is driving me up the wall!
>>715967868How the hell did horses survive without us?
>>715967716>this guy got 6 kitas
can you be a free to play fag on this?
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>>715967719And then you have to win one more coin toss
>>715967915They literally just ran away from their problems whenever something came up, that's how.
>>715948983welcome to woke localization
>>715967682Why not roll for one bro?
Guys, I think I'm mega shit at this game. I wish I knew what I needed for each course because I'm sucking badly and retarded to learn the numbers needed for the goals.
>>715967960You have like 2 weeks to reroll for a card that will be meta for 2-3 years.
>>715968082that's what playing career is
>>715968016just like us...
>2% risk
>FAILURE
MOTHERFUCKING TEIO!!
>>715967841>>715967786Love the tits but those faces gives "NTR corruption" vibes
>>715967915have you seen predomesticated horse?
also thoroughbreeds are extremely inbred
>>715968280In reality it probably took the photographer like 5 minutes to get Belno to do a convincing evil face like that.
which uma has the fattest ass?
>>715964736Because they're romanticized as being powerful, majestic, and noble and that might be true to an extent but they're also goofy weirdos
>>715968373What's the horse equivalent of the Hapsburg chin
>>715957564rudolf has been student council president for like 30 years.
>>715968373Why is the ancestor of umas a niggress?
>>715968458Stay Gold's Line
>>715968016>>715967915There's actually plenty of examples of horses being left for dead across the world and surviving fine on their own. It's just the hyper specialized horses like Thoroughbreds and various show horses that are delicate.
Pic related. Chincoteague ponies that got left for dead across the east coast of the US that survived just fine. Hokkaido Pony is another example of this as they were horses left on Hokkaido by Korean Fishermen but they ended up surviving too. Mustangs, etc. Even Brazil has their own horses that just vibe in the wilderness.
>>715967631Such a scene exists? Hot.
>>715968138Aim for enough stamina because kitasan + 2 random speed will easily fulfill the base speed and power requirement.
>>715968516Humans came from africa too, so...
>>715968541god horses are so silly i wanna slap their fat bellies
>>715968516all thoroughbreeds came from 3 horses
>Godolphin Arabian>Darley Arabian>Byerley Turk
>>715968221I once had a 3x friendship training on speed with a 3% failure rate and she fucking failed it. I was so fucking mad
>>715962287Japanese oaks is the triple tiara equivalent to the derby.
>>715968541>want to pat the cute horse>i get kicked to death insteadIt's so unfair...
>>715968759So are thoroughbreds just the exotic bullies of horses?
URA Semi-final
Clearly won the race
>2nd place / Nose
Retry
>3/18
Retry
>4/18
No 3rd retry? WTF!
Fuck these alarm clocks are a scam!
Vodka I tried!
>>715968945worse, they're ott*man
>>715968138Same, same. I've no idea what to do anymore. It's all fucked. Just lose at grand finals without fail every time. I can't reach 9,999 speed stat so its just an instant loss. Even 700 wasn't enough. Pull out your wallets or quit, I guess.
How do you guys balance your energy when training? I think that's my biggest fault when it comes down to it. I'm always so low that I have to spam Wit training like 5 or 6 times to get back up instead of resting with no energy.
>>715968373>incest among humans is illegal>but inbreeding dogs and horses until their organs collapse is perfectly fine! We deserve everything bad that happens to us as a society. WW3 would be a mercy.
>>715969151Anon, it's time for you to go mengele and start breeding the supreme race.
>>715969329Empty it with a race then rest.
REAL Question: Which uma would you want to have their way with you?
>>715967962Damn, it always gives me gourmand I thought it was guaranteed
Is there a tierlist of the unique skills?
Why are the stamina bitches such cold fish in support?
>>715969463Tachyon, Doto, Wonder Acute, Gentildonna, Nice Nature, Satano, V sisters, or Taiki.
>>715969626>adult woman body fetishist
Do you think Opera masturbates in front of a mirror?
>>715969795I think she masturbates in front of you and the mirror.
>>715969795No. She has sex instead (with me).
>>715969850How scandalous
Favorite current juke box song in EN? Go This Way is fucking GOOD.
>>715969795She makes edits of herself defeating Goku
>>715970270Not so fast! Opera O!
>>715970270>editsShe could defeat Goku
Pal cards, are they worth the slot?
>>715968880the best way to gain a horse's trust is to offer it food. give them a carrot or an apple they'll see you as no threat.
>>715969919Nice I laughed
>>715970270I understood that reference
>>715969795Opera O named "The Conqueror of the Century's End" after Raoh of Hokuto No Ken. It's Raoh the most influential character in anime? I keep seeing references to him
>>715968516Hey, at least they didn't end up like their gorilla horse cousins.