Why does this company attract such deranged antis?
>>715948181 (OP)Because you touch yourself at night
>>715948181 (OP)Everyone likes Nintendo when they were kids, but as they get older they think they're too mature and desperately try to defend their maturity for the rest of their lives.
>>715948273Those "people" are fucking pathetic. They're bigger manchildren than Mariofags
>>715948181 (OP)Americans are consumerist cattle who get mad at companies, twitter nintendo antis are basically the gaming equivalent of Karens screaming at some wagie they will never go there again after they forget to put one pickle on their burger
>>715948181 (OP)Because snoys want their games on the Playstation and journos want to see Nintendo die off.
>>715950456Why would journos hate Nintendo?
>>715950916Nintendo doesn't pay them like Sony and Microsoft does and then their constant snubbing of Nintendo led the latter to make the Nintendo Directs so they didn't have to rely on them for coverage.
>>715948273I think it's generally people who didn't like Nintendo as kids who go psycho. There's some seethe there that they missed out on some kind of shared cultural touchstone. Pair that with the fact that there are whole regions of the world where Nintendo never really took off, and you have a lot of seethe.
How the hell else do you explain the "Croc is better than Banjo" nonsense? I played both as a child, and it isn't. Crash Bandicoot, maybe, but you didn't say that.
>>715948181 (OP)Because it attracts even more deranged defenders.
antis? when did you faggots coin this term?
Because it's popular and they consistently snag victory in the jaws of defeat.
When the switch 1 was announced, prior to release, snoys and steamies actually believed that if it flopped, Nintendo would go full third party and start putting everything on PC and PS4. They had even at that point started releasing mobile games like fire emblem heroes, so some believed they were preparing for the transition.
The rest is history though and the switch was the most popular dedicated gaming device ever
>>715951856This. Anti-Eric guy and Pauline Jr. fanfic guy are fucking weirdos with no life
>ja ja ja Mario is no person! All ve needed vas Skippy der Rhinoceros, and his magical quest!
Okay...
>>715952514It's a vtuber term for dedicated haters
>>715948181 (OP)Because they go for kids and not adults.
>>715948273I'll gladly replay any of the older games on the older systems. It's how nintendo is conducting themselves now, that's my issue with them.
>>715953150Metal Gear Solid is also for kids.
>>715948181 (OP)I can't possibly imagine why people start to dislike a rabid gaggle of lunatics who praise a corporation as their lord and savior.
I'll actually explain it for you OP.
People after a certain age, or a normal mental cognition, leave behind the "chunni" stuff they liked as a teenager.
What was once cool and cutthroat becomes embarrassingly edgy, as people take up more lighthearted things. Last of Us is like this, it's edgy.
So people with low IQ and emotional intelligence, they won't let go of their teenage indulgences, the same way a person with autism won't let go of young childhood ones (Thomas the Tank engine, Barney, etc.)
So the people are Nintendo antis are men in their 20s and 30s with low intelligence, who feel that Nintendo are stripping away the validity of games as art by pandering to children, instead of pandering to what they perceive as good narrative (Last of Us 2, FFVII Rebirth, Baldur's, etc.).
That's why the majority of Nintendo antis usually follow a specific archetype; it's a person usually from a poorer place in the world, male and in their mid twenties. You'll notice when they argue their points, they'll respond with DBZ or Bleach images.
>>715948273It's specifically teenagers. Once people actually grow up they realize they don't have to put on airs
>>715948181 (OP)Maybe because its for kids? No. For kids with low iq disease. Because even when i was kid i laughed and beat up all those mexicans nerds with Nintendo ds and other mario cuck bullshit.
>>715956317Didn't expect
>>715953857 to be validated so soon.
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>>715951856None of the defenders fill the catalogue up to this degree, fuck that logic.
>>715956317>i was right about everything as a child, and never changed my perspective on anything, says very mature manlol
>>715953857What if I like the same edgy shit I liked as a teenager AND my fun and whimsical family friendly shit from Nintendo? Admittedly, TLoU and other similar archetypal "Playstation exclusives" do not appeal to me. I prefer my edge in other forms.
>>715956510they can't cause there's nothing to defend and only to mid games out
>>715957294Can you say that again with that cock out of your mouth please, I didn't understand anything you just said.
>>715956510Is anyone on /v/ still old enough to remember when Snoys filled the catalog with anal vore? If anything the concern trolling fanfiction is an improvement.
>>715958228Yes. It was pretty unreadable then.
>>715950916Nintendo doesnโt pay the media as much as the other two contrary to popular beliefs. Including YouTube, twitch, video creators, influencers, reviewers, press site, or journalists. They relied more on the strength of their games and consumers word of mouth.
>>715956510Pure Nintendo Derangement Syndrome
>>715948181 (OP)Nintendo is the Stephen King of gaming.
Nintendo is making easy entertainment, aimed at people who don't have a huge commitment to video games. Animal Crossing is the biggest symbol of modern Nintendo, one of the most successful games of the last 10 years, but it's painfully designed for non-players (I'm not talking about kids here). And even within what it tries to offer, there is a huge corporate effort to keep everything as bland and harmless as possible, all in the name of making a product palatable to the masses.
People who take video games more seriously realize this and, in an attempt to create a minimum standard, they reject people who can't differentiate between corporate souless products and authentic works.
>>715953857/thread
every other poster is gay
>>715948181 (OP)The fact that you faggots have threads like this and the PLEASE BE MAD PLEASE BE MAD thread for DK up at the same time is proof enough that you're no better.
People tried to say "hey maybe it's fucking ridiculous to support $80 games and $90 controllers" and you all have thrown a continuous fucking temper tantrum over it. You have no right to throw stones anymore since you've chosen to live in a glass house.
Console wars are retarded simple as
>>715960061maybe you should get a job
>>715948181 (OP)Your fandom is full of trannies and obsessed with numbers
Also being this obsessed about toddler games is not normal
>>715948181 (OP)>deranged antisAs opposed to mindless zealots. The truth, Nintendo (at least before Switch 2) was targeting children, meaning they create a sense of comfort and nostalgia that's hard to shake off no matter what questionable choices they make. People who did not grow with Nintendo will have a more critical (less clouded) eye regarding what they do.
>>715959326One day you'll realize that for games to be art, gameplay has to be art, and that the most beautiful works in gaming history are the ones with the most entertaining gameplay.
>>715956947I do, but I have also come to accept the edgy stuff I liked as a teenager isn't nearly as raw and badass as I thought it was.
>holy shit a cartoon has blood in it? That's CRAYYYZEEE!You get over that stuff.
Anyone making console war threads or posts on social media about Nintendo in 2025 are Brazilian and Indian or some other flavor of brown
>>715960480>People who did not grow with Nintendo will have a more critical (less clouded) eyeMore like "people who don't play nintendo games will irrationally hate them"
>>715960061You are presenting this as if it wasn't just pure FUD and misinformation shitposting spam instead (as shown in
>>715956510). Fuck off.
"We" also strangely didn't hear you screech like that when it was PlayStation championing it and raising their prices MULTIPLE times in the same gen.
>>715960907There were threads about it, dumbfuck.
>>715948181 (OP)>new software is arguably worse than old software>everything is more expensive>nintendium mines went dry>charging extra for basic online features>refusing to sell retro games>half-assing emulators, in generalThat's why I moved to PC. It doesn't really "solve" the issue, but it gives me the freedom to make things a little better. Console wars have always been thing. Doesn't mean that there aren't legitimate complaints against Nintendo.
>>715960934barely any threads and basically no reports in gaming media
come back when it's as bad as
>>715960934, until then you can shove your hypocrisy up your own ass.
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>>715960061>People tried to say "hey maybe it's fucking ridiculous to support $80 games and $90 controllers" and you all have thrown a continuous fucking temper tantrum over it. You have no right to throw stones anymore since you've chosen to live in a glass house.Except it was't just that you shitter, there was also a lot of shitposting mixed in with false information from day 1 that you faggots took as fact and decided it was true.
>Nintendo investors are pissed!>It doesn't come witha dock and makes oyu pay for one LMAO!>Developers are going to abandon the Switch 2!Like come the fuck on, surely you saw all of this too or did you actually turn a blind eye to it like usual?
>>715960934>threadsmore like thread singular
>>715960480>The truth, Nintendo (at least before Switch 2) was targeting childrenRefer to the chart shitposter,
>>715956132
>>715961002And you call others "deranged"? Fucking lmao.
>>715948181 (OP)No idea.
Why does it attack so many pedophiles fans?
>heh i'm gonna call him deranged for no reason, that'll surely rile them up!
boy trolling sure is a lost art
>>715961106>Shown proof of misinformation and shitposting>"I-I'm not deranged, y-y-you a-are!"Classic. Next you're gonna tell me the Switch 2 costs $1000.
>>715961269>$80 games and $90 controllers are misinformation
>>715961186Can you retype your post? It's not making sense at all.
>>715961318Holy shit you are just an illiterate retard!
>Except it was't just that you shitter>Wasn't just thatHow the fuck are you so blind that you couldn't even see that I agreed that existed? You have Nintendo living rent free in your mind so much you're actually becoming blinded with rage.
>>715961318mkw is $50 and bananza is $70
What the hell is going on in this thread?
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>>715961474Preeetty sure MKW is $80. Unless you're treating an explicitly stated temporary bundle as its permanent price.
>>715961423>chest-beating Nintendo thread out of nowhere with sophist cunts samefagging to tell each other โexaaaaactlyyyyโYeah. I'm the one having shit rentfree in my head. Okay.
>>715961606anti-nintendo shitposters are trying to gaslight people into believing that they don't exist (they're not very successful at it)
>>715961837Not my fault that you couldn't read that I agreed with the costs and your retarded rageboner decided to ignore EVERYTHING ELSE. Keep parroting the same thing opver and over, I'm sure people will believe you with enough spammed threads you fucking nigger.
>>715961837The bundle cost is very much the intended price I feel like and the $80 is the "punishment" for not buying the bundle. But I don't think the bundle is going to be temporary.
Mario Kart is too much a long term seller for that.
I see it more like "you get to buy a Wii with Wii Sports or without it. The console without Wii Sports is cheaper."
You bet that if they just sold the Switch 9 with MKW in it as the ONLY option, like you can't even buy the console without the game, these discussions wouldn't happen.
>>715948181 (OP)the switch 2 being unhackable and over $400 mindbroke them
>>715961474Not him, but you're being disingenuous. There's a clear trend towards selling software at higher prices than we saw last gen.
>mkw is $50Pretty sure this will be $80 if I ever decide to buy into this console, and the bundle you're referring to doesn't even include a physical copy.
>bananza is $70Still an increase from the standard set for Switch (aside from ToTK).
>>715958228I do, I also remember that the anal core came to a screeching halt when BotW came out.
>>715962048>But I don't think the bundle is going to be temporary. fucking lmao, I bet you also think other games won't be $80+ either
>>715961606OP threw out bait and the animal came runnin'
>>715953857Care to explain the Kirby fans then?
>woah guys did you know that butterflies are secretly DEATH and stalking Kirby in every ending?>woah dude Kirby is not for kids, he fights a biblical god with a bloody eye!>did you know that Forgotten Land is about Animal Abuse and the consequences of keeping them locked in a cage for show? I can't think of a fanbase that desperately wants to be more edgy than Kirby fans
>>715962157The other Switch 1 games were 60โฌ while BotW/Smash Bros/Mario Kart/TotK were 70โฌ. It'll be the same on Switch 2 with a 10โฌ increase this time.
And I don't consider to be much a problem since I have a decently paid job. If I'm on a fence about a game, I will just wait for a sale or to rent the cart, otherwise I have no issues paying full price.
>>715962048The point of the $80 price is to set the expectation of paying $80 without actually having to do it to get the console. They want to get people on board without a risk of the price hurting sales. Then when they actually do have an $80 game there will be no shock and less outrage since people were aware of it and had time to process it before actually being faced with buying a $80 game. Plus, it also makes the increased price of the $70 games look better in comparison. You are also right that it is a punishment for not buying the bundle early. Things will only get worse if you wait rather than better like previous console generations.
It's the only major Japanese company that makes Japanese style games. The other big Japanese companies make western focused games, like capcom and bamco. Some people just hate Japanese culture. For example, it really offends a lot of people that Japanese people find it acceptable to sexualize women under 18 in media.
>>715962769honestly if people want a physical copy THAT BADLY (which i dont get because its fucking mario kart its not some limited edition game that only 2 fuckheads im bosnia have the only physical copies known to man) you can just buy a second hand copy in a couple of years off a marketplace to put in your collection that $30 difference is a retard tax for not just getting the bundle when it's there and readily available
>>715948181 (OP)Theyโre the only company left making traditional video games and in my old age I only enjoy playing Nintendo games with few exceptions. Those who do not, I question your tastes. Iโve noticed a lot of vehemently anti-Nintendo gamers have awful tastes in video games going back decades favoring the western PC aesthetic. I can play some of those games but Iโve never loved them. I donโt know if you grew up with those games or you just have some form of autism spectrum disorder that favors terrible aesthetics and western designs
>>715948181 (OP)Lots of those antis were former fans too
>>715963058Nobody ever acknowledges this. They just assume its always sony/steam fans
>>715963016I don't understand why people care so much about physical games. Your digital copy will be available to redownload for at least 20-30 years. By that time if you are even still playing video games you can easily just emulate the fucking thing.
Unless you're planning to resell then physical serves no benefit, and reselling your games is retarded. You will never get enough value from a resale to justify losing your game permanently.
>>715963016My comment wasn't about physical vs digital. It is about getting you accept the $80 price point and dilute anger over time by letting you buy the first one for $50.
>>715962703How's the water, frog? You are a gullible, optimistic retard.
>>715963278>My comment wasn't about physical vs digital. It is about getting you accept the $80 price point and dilute anger over time by letting you buy the first one for $50.If you are mad about prices going up over time, you don't want to talk to Nintendo you want to talk to congress and the federal reserve. It's a deliberate design for prices to go up forever to encourage consumerism and discourage saving. They want you to consume as much as possible so that you have to work more to pay for it. By having more people working more hours they get cheaper labor. Nintendo is not going to gradually decrease their prices forever becaus they don't want to raise prices to match inflation.
>antis
xitter underage thread
do not engage
>>715963443>it's not Nintendo's fault that they made an $80 Mario Kart game! It was Sony and Drumpfler! They literally FORCED Nintendo to!
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>>715963281frogs usually don't pay their games โฌ60 let alone โฌ70, you know
>>715963443I can just be mad at both, but this is a video game board, so being mad at Nintendo and others is the part that is on topic.
>>715963567All of Nintendo's costs have gone up every year but you are expecting their prices to not. That makes no sense. They are a company, not a charity. If they pay more, you pay more. That's true for them, Sony, Valve, everyone.
>>715963058>>715963167They dismiss it, and assume Sony fans (people who don't play Mario) are the ones who are upset about the Child Pauline and Cranky time paradox, or care about the Zelda timeline and the contradictions the Zonai brought, or the weird soft reboot but still sequel shit Pikmin 4 brought.
Like legitimately look in the /v/ archive, you got autists calling people "OotSnoys", which should be an oxymoron in their weird fanboy wars, just because they deep down know older fans hate how the new content goes out of their way to spite them.
>>715963652But it makes no sense to be mad at both retard. One sets financial policy, the other reacts to it. You are essentially getting mad at a dog after it ate the neighbors chickens when its owners gave it no food for a month. Congress and the federal reserve print trillions of dollars of fake money and shove it into the economy. The prices go up and you blame the companies. Absolute retardation. To prevent inflation either spending has to drop or taxes, particularly on the middle and lower class, have to go up. Neither has or will happen because they WANT inflation. They don't want you to EVER save money. Because if you save up enough money you might stop working, and you are their slave.
>>715963797>you got autists calling people "OotSnoys"you mean falseflagging sonyfags trying to water down the word "snoy" by affixing it to everything? yes, we noticed. your gaslighting isn't working.
>>715948181 (OP)>Why does this company attract such deranged autistic cattle?fixed
>>715963904>no you see everyone who makes us look bad isn't us>it's Sony out to get us>again
>>715948181 (OP)Out of fromsoft haters and nintendo haters, who is more unhinged?
>>715963797>>715963167>>715963058See, the problem is you're also assuming they were even fans to begin with.
You're on an anonymous board, how many times do you think people ar beeing sincere with their shitposting?
Do you really believe that they are Sonyfags or PCfags or Nintendofags?
Personally I think it's just a random person looking to stir up shit and it works every single time, so they keep doing it.
>>715964039Correct. See
>>715956510 for an example of who might be trying to spread retarded shit like "OoTsnoys"
>>715964078Now this is fair enough and something I could get behind.
There's at least one discord server that is dedicated to shitting up /v/.
>>715963674All of my costs have gone up too and you are expecting me not to complain about prices? There are two halves to this system.
>>715963804Not my problem that they aren't satisfied with making enough money. Your analogy would make more sense if the dog ate the neighbor's chickens because its owners feed it too much and it got use to over eating and wasn't satisfied anymore. Even if you are right, I'm still not giving them a free pass to do whatever.
>>715964142>the journalists who don't give us constant 97s are snoys>the lifelong Nintendo youtubers who voice concern about joysticks or game design are snoys>the Nintendo fans who call everyone else snoys are snoys
>>715963797don't you have some brown bricks to stack, terrariasnoy
>>715948181 (OP)I don't know how they did it but tendies are officially in a cult just like Apple/Starbucks/Disney people where "I LOVE CORPORATION" is an actual personality trait
>>715964415Never trust manchildren obsessed with games with little kids, they are mentally ill
>>715964415>the journalists who don't give us constant 97s are snoysCorrect, you should know most urinalists are on Sony's payroll.
>the lifelong Nintendo youtubers who voice concernDon't exist
>the Nintendo fans who call everyone else snoys are snoysThat's happening in your head.
They're greedy fucks and I get that.
The rest are just global southers who think that some shit gacha or indie game will end Nintendo
>>715948181 (OP)Because
They are racist against all asians and asian culture
They are offended by the very idea of having to PAY for something despite the fact that those retards are already spending wildly due to poor impulse control.
Literally all i have to do to buy a switch 2 is to not buy take out lunches for 5 work weeks.
All i have to do to buy a $60 game is to not buy take out lunches for 3 days.
See that donkey kong game? That game is ugly as shit and i'm not getting it.
That's $80 saved that could be used for another game.
Saving money is literally one of the easiest, most brain dead things any one can do.
>>715964521Nintendo fans are now on the same level as Apple fanboys who regularly say stupid shit like "Wangblows" and "Micro$haft".
>>715948181 (OP)Nintendo derangement syndrome is genuinely real and not a meme. Their consoles still suck though but I'll willing to put with them when Nintendo EPD is giving me banger after banger for the past couple of years.
>>715964796So at least two levels above Sony fanboys, I see.
>>715963443Meanwhile with GTA6 and its 2 billion dollar development over the course of 14 years....
>>715963058They weren't Nintendo fans, they were Iwata fans. And they were only fans of that era because they were children. They pretty much pretend that the Yamauchi era didn't happen and act like Iwata founded the company while either pretending or being ignorant to the fact that Nintendo's current behavior isn't new, even under him.
The antis that are "former" fans are basically spergs who formed a parasocial relationship with a corporate executive.
>>715964935yes, tendies are indeed the new snoys
>>715964773Why are they such cultists?
>>715964667>Correct, you should know most urinalists are on Sony's payroll. Except in 2017 of course.
>>715963904You're literally proving their point
>>715964773it got metacritic 90 so they lost
>>715964890Is that why Nintendies constantly seethe at other games and even beg mods to close threads?
>>715965098Everyone in the gaming media was shitting on the Switch in 2017.
>>715965075>they were fans of the wrong era of Nintendo>how dare those fucking snoys
>>715963797>child pauline and cranky time paradoxSeriously think about this and ask yourself if it's something to get upset at. Mario is not a story heavy game. Donkey Kong is not a story heavy game. The only time Mario has focused on story was in the Mario rpgs, and even then it's still light compared to other rpgs, vns, or narrative focused games. Mario Wonder invented an entirely new kingdom that supposedly has always been there when we've seen the entire planet in Odyssey and nothing on the globe matches the layout of the Flower Kingdom. Cranky Kong is aware that he's in a video game in the old ones. It just doesn't seem like something that is worth getting upset over when the game never set out to have a deep story.
>>715964667>Nintendo>Not paying for reviewsKek, they are at war with some fucking indie game for mogging them
>>715965079"Above" as in "better than" I'm afraid.
You aren't a "former fan" of something if you were 8 years old when you were a "fan." An 8 year old is a fan of nothing, he just plays whatever his parents get him. And most of the time complaints from these people are just nostalgia anyway.
>>715964935>Tendies are in a cult >What a snoy thing to say, shun the non believer Mental illness
Tendies are the deranged ones. If I had a dollar for the amount of times Iโve been called Eric by that schizoid I would be rich
>shitpost the entire ps3 gen and entire ps5 gen
>gets some pushback again finally, because nintendo has become excessively anti consumer
>NOOOO NINTENBROS WE ARE BEING GENOCIDED
grow a backbone
I wonder whats for dinner
>>715965179For how smug you fucks are, you also sure have the biggest victim complexes of all time. BotW and SMO would not have been allowed to win nearly as many GotY awards as they did if journos really were this anti-nintendo cabal founded by Sony that you say they are.
>>715965243>>"Above" as in "better than" I'm afraid.debatable, but even then, that bar's so low even a snail could jump over it
>>715965270>keep calling yourself eric>infinite money glitch
>>715965232>Seriously think about this and ask yourself if it's something to get upset at. Mario is not a story heavy game. Donkey Kong is not a story heavy game.Exactly the point, if it's something as basic and simple to follow as a children's story book, how do you fuck up with a contradiction like that to begin with and bring in complications like that? What's next, is Peach gonna be Mario's mother and Luigi their son?
>>715948181 (OP)Nintendo lost. Fuck off, and get fucked.
>>715950916it all started when Nintendo created Directs and started the slow death of E3
>>715965417Damn, snoys are lower than snail bars.
>>715965139Which is why they are throwing a tantrum. โDUDE IM SO HYPE FOR BANANZA TO GET 10s AND FUCK THE GAMES INDUSTRY IN THE ASS!!!!โ
>game comes out and barely makes a splashโDUDE WHATS WITH ALL THE ANTIS!! YโALL JUST HATE GAMES MAN SNOY SNOY SNOY!!โ
>>715965213Nigger I'm saying a lot of the former fans have a completely false impression of that era of the company because of the CEO at the time having a more affable persona than his predecessors and successors. The people you're talking about think Nintendo never went after fangames and ROMs under him when they did. Fuck, they were going after streamers and Youtubers for the simple act of playing their games at the time. Not even reviewing negatively or leaking or any shit, just playing.
The ones complaining about Nintendo being "excessively anti-consumer" are the same people that would never ever buy a Nintendo console in the first place.
Coincidentally, those are the same people who were perfectly fine when it was Nintendo's competitors who were doing it in a much worse way.
>>715965253>you're not a former fan if you were a fan of something in the past but not nowDo... do you people ever actually read back what you write before shitting it out onto the internet?
>>715965410>actually implying GoTY and Dorito Pope aren't paid by Sonylol, sure champ.
>>715965559No one does it worse than Nintendo
>>715965642So that's why BotW won instead of Horizon. Got it.
Nintendo is ultimate onions manchild company. The people who like it are absolute NPCs.
>>715965559if they aren't nintendo fans why are they upset about the new games attacking the old?
>>715965685>you see, there was THIS exception 10 years agoYep.
>>715964415How said "lifelong Nintendo youtubers voicing concerns" look like
>>715965673Sony, Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft, Square Enix, Capcom... pretty much all of these devs do it worse than Nintendo.
>>715948181 (OP)the bigger the company the most hate it deserves
easy as that
>>715965792Only one of those companies bans your console if you play secondhand games
>>715965162Is that why you have Nintendo derangement syndrome?
>>715965775>that doesn't count because it just doesn't okay???
>>715965520yes, tendie, that is indeed what i said
>>715965673Nintendo didn't leak millions of their consumer data, or install rootkits on people's computers, or normalize $70 games, or not letting people use their DS4s with PS5 games when the controller layout is strictly the same between every gen since the fucking PS1, for example.
>>715965849>still no proof of thatIf you think a reddit post with no images at all is proof you need to be slapped for being a gullible nigger.
WHO FUCKING CARES
PLAY WHAT YOU LIKE
DONT PLAY WHAT YOU DONT LIKE
BOTH SIDES SHOULD GET A FUCKING JOB
>>715965849Do you have proof that's not a single unverified reddit post? :)
>>715956510Vast majority of those were false flags you retard.
>>715965915Must suck when snoys are so low even shit is better.
>>715951856This, not to mention the fact that a lot of tendies are also unironic pedos.
>>715965457you know those "mario has the deepest lore" threads are supposed to be a joke, you're not supposed to take it seriously
also your favourite game are pixelshit minecraft and super noidio land
the fuck you care about coherent stories all of a sudden
>>715966078Yeah yeah everytime you look bad it's falseflag
You spam Pragmata threads with literally child porn unless Pauline is in the op
>>715966078>when the shitposting from your peers is so horrendous you start calling them falseflagsmy sides
>>715966129Projecting again, I see.
>>715966001>Playstation fans>playing gameslmao
>>715958228>B-but snoysAccept criticism for you for once. You became the new snoys
>>715966121yes, which is why it's funny that you have to compare yourselves to such a cesspit of subhumanity in order to look good
>>715966224Nintendies have been raiding every non Nintendo game thread. The sole thought of people talking about any non Nintendo game is enough to make them seethe
>>715965849See? This is exactly it.
You can't spam lies for months then turn around and claim you are just being concerned. Your own actions made you lose that right.
>>715948181 (OP)Nintendo holds most of the iconic characters in gaming and through Smash Bros, holds a lot of power in people's minds to decide which non-Nintendo video game characters are actually important.
>>715956510Snoyggers are mentally ill.
>>715966350Said "nintendies" in question
>>715966431You've seen nothing. They are psychotic
>>715966172I wasn't asking for "deep lore" like Elder Scrolls you fucking schizo, i just don't want walking contradictions.
>>715966540Brown third worlders have so much envy for white first world wealth its scary
>>715966350>NintendiesAh yes, the very same "Nintendies" who thought that Unicorn Overlord was a Switch exclusive and "shitposted the threads", right?
>>715966347Which is why it's funny that you're no better.
List of games nintendies shitposted:
>Resident Evil games
>Elden Ring
>Stellar Blade (spammed by that faggot crying muh Eric)
>Expedition 33
>Silent Hill 2 remake
>Dragon's Dogma 2
>Elin (shutted down)
>Ygo
>FFrrbirth
>FF16
>Kiseki
>Mgs
>Death Stranding
>Yakuza
>Ys
>Crash Team Racing (banned by mods)
>Sonic
>Nier Automata (blacked spam because they hate 2B popularity)
>Tomb Raider (Samustranny spams horse porn there)
>Monster Hunter
>Touhou
>Pragmata (they spam CP so only Pauline threads remain)
>Stardew Valley (spammed cp as well. They don't spam CP in their pedo threads)
>Tales of spamming blacked with Edna (they still seethe about Arise and will seethe about the next tales of)
>Atelier (mad at Ryza popularity so they spam bbc)
And More. You will recognize them by
>Buy an ad
>Tranime
>Not organic
>Post gameplay
They want the catalogue for themselves. Sometimes they want to larp as idorts or fake allies to shill some Nintendo product btw.
The mod is a huge fire emblem fan btw, so every other game is tranime but his favorite ip.
Now tendies try to clean your false reputation again lmao
>>715966645Compare 13 sentinels thread after it came to switch
You are trash
>>715966696>List of games snoys shitpostedftfy
^imagine being this guy and your only purpose in life is to falseflag and shitpost this schizo mental illness for years now
>>715962664That's being actively enabled by the developers with pause lore and increasingly more elaborate boss fight music.
>>715966637so you're in a wheelchair then?
>>715966772At some point you have to stop hiding behind snoys
>>715966696>phoneposter>has Nintendo Derangement SyndromeThirdies really can't stop crying about Nintendo. Holy fuck, stop being brown and get a job.
Reminder tendies shitposted Edens zero for skipping the switch
>>715966839At some point you have to stop hiding behind "tendies".
>>715948181 (OP)It's a tradition at this point.
>>715966772>>715966892>Meanwhile >Zelda girls>Fe girls>Dall E general>Pokemon spamThese never get shitposted by the supposed snoys
>>715966646me as in?
>>715966904>Reminder tendies shitposted [GAME] for skipping the switchyes they do tend to do that
>>715966696this is some /x/ tier schizo posting
next you'll say Nintendo colluded with trump to stop the Epstein list from being released
>>715966540I still remember when they were shitting on Nintendo for months when Jeff Gerstmann gave Twilight Princess an 8.8. Cubesnoys, yeah like I'm buying that.
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>>715966764I'd rather compare Persona 5 discourse, at least that was real and documented.
>>715966892>Nintendo Derangement SyndromeIn reality you and your mods need to boycott other threads because you get mad when people talk about other games, you even made your own anti totk threads where the same schizo is trying to keep the threads alive
bro is dumping his funnyjunk console warrior folder again
>>715966993>me as in?The cesspit of subhumanity.
>>715967060Dunno why they always say this when they are always saying BUT SNOY, as if people give a shit about the 3 snoy movies and even gamepass pajeets barely post anymore.
Nintendies trying to protect their shitty reputation is hilarious when they get insecure even by indies
>shartroon "info"graphic
it all makes sense now.
>>715966696Literally no one talked about Death Stranding 2 when it released.
>>715948273it's 100% this. Teens desperate to look adult hate on Nintendo and then when they actually grow up they stop caring and like whatever they want. The internet is full of tryhard wannabe adults so Nintendo is just their common target
>>715967112i am not a cucksolewar trannyslave though
>>715966991Those threads had like 10 ips at most before mods removed it, it's just Nintendo discord artificially trying to keep their games relevant
>>715967176>t. Nintendo Adult
All their games are piss fucking easy
Kids don't care about Nintendo
>>715967246why do you have that picture saved on your PC? Are you one of the people OP is talking about?
>>715948181 (OP)Love how said deranged antis immediately rushed in. There's even one dumping his folder.
>>715967194Yeah, you're just the standard generic edgelord cultist which is even worse.
>>715967285>mobile>thumbnailloser
>>715966643Not even just thirdies, but underage thirdies who browse the sharty.
>>715966805So in other words, everything the anon i replied said was wrong and Nintendo is actively feeding edgelords themselves?
>>715967285>those boomer ages for yakuza, DQ, FF, RE, MH:skull: :wilted_rose: :skull:
>>715967246I mean, the numbers say so, Nintendo games all have adults as their prime target audience
>>715948181 (OP)Every company has antis, what's with this victimhood?
>>715967060>In realityis that you have Nintendo derangement syndrome
>>715948181 (OP)I don't hate Nintendo but their fans are godawful and seemingly have no other context of gaming outside of Nintendo products. Like just recently I had to see someone praise Monolith Soft for releasing a whopping 3 new games in the past 10 years as if that isn't the average rate for all current major devs and far below the rate of what other Japanese devs like Omega Force, Gust, or Falcom are putting out. This happens nearly anytime a Nintendo fan opens his mouth to talk about something concerning games.
>>715967327he's posted that picture 100's of times by now
someone needs to hook him up with that guy's socials already, man obviously has a crush
>>715967456You wish anon. I don't need to beg jannies to remove threads just because your threads can't compete. You are like an old actress who needs to stay relevant even using controversy.
You seethe when people enjoy other games
>>715967474>and seemingly have no other context of gaming outside of Nintendo products.This is genuinely bizarre. The concept of having a Nintendo toy tablet as your ONLY gaming device is fucking grim. You miss on so fucking much, and once in a blue moon you get a "miracle port" that's dumbed down and looks and runs like shit.
>>715967495he's even changed the hash on it to avoid filters and archive fags, it might be over a thousand times by now
>>715967453yeah but no company except nintendo can have 20+ anti threads up on any given day
not even microsoft laying off 9000 people got many threads when that happened last month
>>715967474>Like just recently I had to see someone praise Monolith Soft for releasing a whopping 3 new games in the past 10 years as if that isn't the average rate for all current major devs lol lmao. at this point you are lucky to get more than one game in a series per generation.
>>715967540>You wishI don't. Delusions aren't reality. You can keep trying to pretend it is there.
>>715966991Zelda girls threads get spammed by the ZeLink autist who thinks Twilight Princess is the worst game ever for not fueling his ship in every continuity, he might not be a Snoy but he's a useful idiot for them.
>>715967551>The concept of having a Nintendo toy tablet as your ONLY gaming device is fucking grimthe actiblizz/FTC trial showed that most switch owners also own another gaming device (PC or competitor console), though. try again.
>>715967667Controversy threads are paid marketing threads anon. Just like some Vtumor was caught larping as a hate to keep his Vtranny relevant but he forgot that chan had ids.
Shills get paid per thread, it doesn't matter if it's hater thread, like when Ubisoft pretends their games were leaked or Neil Cuckmann shills Tlou/his new globina game
>>715967725That doesn't make sense. You say Nintendo gets attacked but most of your threads get respected
>FE>Zelda girls>Pauline spam>7 Pokemons threads>Dall-EAlmost as if those haters are yourselves but don't want to ruin your own threads, so any other company trying to make a girls thread get raided by the anti japanese guy who causally always avoid your threads
>>715965849Only one of those companies DMCA'd 4chan and asked 4chan to ban people from posting TLoU 2 images because it hurt their feefees :)
>>715967878Nobody gives a shit about tlou2
Meanwhile Nintendo tried to charge people for using the jumping mechanics and have some pirate guy in some dungeon
>>715950916Nintendo direct cut the journos out and they lost their big "get free shit" convention in june because of it. although the journos already hated nintendo because nintendo never played ball (read bribed people) because they were a japanese company who didn't understand the nuance of "american business" (again: read as bribery).
>>715967954>Nobody gives a shit about tlou2Sony and Druckmann beg to disagree. They care so much about it they DMCA'd 4chan. Nintendo never did.
>>715967954please call your caretaker if you're low on meds
I have nothing against Nintendo but it should be studied how and why their fans are so fucking deranged. Snoys and PC fats are annoying fucks but Nintendies are legitimately unhinged.
>>715967875I wasn't that anon, i was just mentioning that Zelda girls threads were pretty chill non-fanboyism until the ZeLink autist who hates TP turned it into a thing
>>715968225Most are pedophiles now
>>715968161Ok, so you are saying both are trash then?
>>715968225>why their fans are so fucking derangedOnly Sonyfans are so deranged that they're infamous in multiple hobbies (photography, television, video games, etc), and they share this common trait worldwide.
It's astonishing.
>>715968225Dunno but them raiding other threads became obnoxious, live and let live
kill all tendies in minecraft
>>715967404Yeah, why make ads where Kirby and his cute animal buddies beat the shit out of an entire biker bar when you can write pause screens about butterflies as angels of death or suicidal women being brought into an apocalyptic cult?
>>715968352>Sony and Druckmann>both trashYes, I would agree with that notion.
>>715968421You are the new snoys
Also using your logic you have Snoy derangement syndrome right?
>>715948181 (OP)snoys gaslit themselves into thinking nintendo would die and go multiplat during the wiiu and they had their hopes dashed when they turned around and released the switch instead
the snoys crying about "DUH $80 games!!!!!" deliberately ignore the fact that that only the highest point and there are already games released for less. They also completely ignore and are find with rockstar wanting to charge over $100 for GTA6 and sony charging $110 for yet another TLOU re-release
>>715968510So yeah, you agree Snoy and Nintendo are shit then, unless you are a huge hypocrite
>>715968514>>715968567>I-I'm not deranged, the rest of the world is!every time
>>715968421If you can't handle sony fans at their worst then you don't deserve them at their best.
Meanwhile tendies say they have ps5s in every emulation threads KEK
Of course when you bring them the same journo praising totk praised tlou2 suddenly tlou2 is good too
>>715967794>the snoy crying that OOT is the best game of all time is a stealth marketing thread >marketing for a game that hasn't been on store shelves for over 2 decades
>deranged anti-nintendo schizos filling the thread with their delusions, proving OP's point
Good job guys, you played yourselves.
>>715948181 (OP)The answer is shrimple. It's only gotten worse now that the PC Vegans on here can't emulate their games for free, at least for the time being.
>>715948181 (OP)Because copyright jewry.
>>715968698Marketing means you making threads about a brand. For example if some Fashion brand used to sell green jeans decades ago you still get paid if you talk about the BRAND itself. It's about keeping the discussion alive.
Also
>Oot>SnoyLmao
>Nintendogs filling the thread with their delusions, desperately trying to convince everyone that they're not cultists
>>715968854It didn't take long for your mask to fall of lmao
>>715948181 (OP)They just hate us out of envy because they're not cool enough to play the same games every year for 3 decades.
>>715968514>>715968567>snoy spams 50 threads a day to repost easily disproven lies if he thinks it will make switch 2 look bad >some snoys are so deranged and vile they post actual cheese pizza to try shut down threads that are too positive of nintendo >all other snoys defend this >"y-y-y-you're the new snoys!!!!"holy cope
>>715968854>Tfw tendie mods had to ban terraria for mogging Zelda
so we're busting out the webm's now
go on, post the one with the pig getting hammered
or how about your new favourite, DK in a pipe
>he's dumping his zelda folder now
kek
>>715967373Based on my RL experiences dealing with worldwide customers.
Phone posters are normally from Thirdie, especially India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh. Also, they post things that should be in landscape mode in portrait mode instead.
>>715952660oh it predates them by almost a decade
>>715967875you ever consider the idea that titties are just kryptonite to schizos, so they avoid threads where people post images of girls?
>>715968954>DK in a pipethat's old, he's spamming the 30 FPS drop boss webm now
>>715968917Kek, hit a nerve I see. You are not different from vtroons. Come on, make more victimhood threads, marketers, oh and of course the supposed snoys still won't touch your dall-e advertising and Fe threads
I remember when mods banned ai videos comfy threads because people were making videos about other games instead of the same Nintendo characters over and over
>>715956510eh, sometimes they do, or really they try. see; that one image that puts steam, sony, and palworld into the same basket
>>715969029Yet they suddenly hate other threads with tits and say they are tranime and spam Cado or ntr?
>>715969071>snoy starts desperately making up shit when people bring up the snoys posting real cheese pizza and being arrested for being caught in pedo stings
>>715969072>that one image that puts steam, sony, and palworld into the same basketthe one that is always very obviously posted by a falseflagging faggot? lol
>>715969141Fun fact whenever the schizo attacked stellar blade the fire emblem thread image spam stopped.
>>715951045>Nintendo doesn't pay them like Sony and Microsoft doesyea right
did you see the sticker star reviews?
>>715969071>when mods banned ai videos comfy threadsWhat the fuck are you on about. Ai chatbot, image and video threads got shut down here because it's off topic, they're /g/ material and when DALL-E suddenly appeared they suddenly allowed the spam.
>>715969141>other threads with titson /v/? aside from FE, Pokemon, Zelda, or AI what threads have tits? DoA threads and fighting game threads? because those also magically avoid the shitposters you're whinging about.
>>715969167You say you are victims and constantly attacked but snoys but how come your daily threads get spared? We saw other non Nintendo games getting some dedicated schizo trying to kill the threads but your threads are never touched, how nice of snoys uh
>>715969141>desperately associating shartnigger and kiwitranny spam with nintendo fansWhat the fuck dude? You're going full retard.
>>715969167>snoys posting real cheese pizza and being arrested for being caught in pedo stingsDo they really?
>>715969253Jannies banned a few Doa threads to /vg/ and you get the coomer shaming in those and others too.
Pragmata has CP spam unless Pauline is in the op
Plenty of other waifus that are non Nintendo get sabotaged
>>715956510Are you people seriously dumb enough to not realize they're just having fun?
>>715969295Thats his whole shitck, accuse nintendo fans of being behind any not nintendo thread's shitposting while obsessive-compulsively shitting up any nintendo thread on /v/.
>>715969396>i-it's just fo-for fun guys. B-Board culture
>>715969295Ok, so, how come sharty never touches all those pokemon daily or baby peach threads? Hell, another example
>>715965540>>715907506There is never buy an ad or some dedicated shitposter there.
Just admit you tendie faggots are the ones ruining other threads because you see them as competition for the catalogue space
>>715969306You know how the archive was swapped from .co to .dev
The snoy was so tired of people using the archive to disprove his lies and show the hundreds of times he used the same webm like
>>715968854. So he started posting pizza and then self reported that content to the archive host to get it shut down.
>>715969278metroid threads constantly has one of the snoypedos trying to derail them
FE threads often have a dedicated schizo spamming scat
any random nintendo thread for any game or piece of news has the two mindbroken snoys having a metldown in it, hes here in this thread spamming his cope webms
>>715965232Donkey Kong literally invented story in games bro.
>>715969486The real number of times hes reposted that webm might be over a thousand when he edits the hash on them
>>715969474yes, nintendo threads NEVER get shitposters
as evidenced by this totally sane thread, inhabited by totally sane posters such as yourself
>>715969543Sure, now show me. Because for sure it's hard to talk about 2b, Lara, Mai, etc unlike most of your threads
>>715965559They never buy because nintendo has been anti consumer this whole time.
>Wahoo, Woo-hoo, Ding! Whee! Woo-hoo! Wahoo
>>715969306Yes, snoys posting cheese pizza is what caused the archive to get changed
Hes done it a few more times since and the other snoys defend him doing it, quite literally with "well people called me a faggot once years ago for trying to derail this metroid thread, so its okay for snoys to spam this"
>>715969612This is a discussion thread. Your usual threads never get raided while other non Nintendo games get constantly raided
Again, where are the schizos ruining Pauline, Fe and Mario threads? How come they are never active in those threads? Where is the antiweeb constantly sperging for an entire thread?
>>715969371>coomer shaming>in DoA threadsnigga what the fuck are you talking about? DoA is a coomer series, there's literally nothing left to it other than looking at the girls. they don't even make the fighting games anymore.
>>715967671>Game in a seriesThey were highlighting studio output not franchise output but even still there were 4 Life is Stranges, 3 Hitmans, 3 Shadow Warriors, 1 Persona + 3 spinoffs, 2 Uncharteds, 2 MonHuns, 2 DOOMs, 2 Borderlands, 2 Darksiders, 2 Dying Lights, 2 Eiyudens, 2 Tomb Raiders, 2 Mortal Kombats, 2 Outlasts, 2 Pathfinders, 2 Pillars of Eternity 2 Divinity: Original Sins, 2 Battlefronts, 2 Octopaths, 2 Evil Withins, 2 Fallouts, 2 God of Wars, 2 Horizons, 2 Gears + 2 spinoffs, 2 Halos + 1 spinoff, 2 Dragon Quest Builders, 2 Dead Risings, fuckton of Resident Evils, fuckton of AssCreeds, fuckton of Yakuzas, fuckton of Ateliers, fuckton of EDFs, fuckton of Sniper games, and probably more I don't care about listing in the past 10 years. This doesn't even include the Bamco anime slop or yearly sports/racing titles.
>>715969167And Nintendo had to cancel smash tournament because it was full of pedos
Still you can't answer how come cp doesn't exist when Pauline is in the op
>>715969720>This is a discussion threadlol
>>715969640oh its you
fuck off sealioning faggot
>>715969834>>715969836>Jeets can't even argue backNo shit kek, you are too exposed as shitposters already
>>715969589Given that the game is just over 2 years old, that webm would have been posted once every 2 days.
If the actual number is over 1000 then he's on average posted it once every 12-14 hours.
>>715969876sony has nearly 99% market control in india, sukmet
so crying "jeet!" at nintendo doesn't work
>>715969720>This is a discussion threadyes, between you and the people inside your head
>>715969486>Only one person can post the same webmretard
>>715969987Jeets can advertise products they don't even buy.
Again, how come you can't argue back? You are always saying you are victims but most of your threads get spared from shitposters
YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE NINTENDO YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>715969802Nintendo doesn't run the tournaments, the retarded compfags do. nintendo just pulled support
meanwhile the VP at sony was caught red handed
>>715970089>You are always saying you are victims but most of your threads get spared from shitpostersNow this is gaslighting
>>715970089Because Nintendies are fake as fuck and larp as your fren when convenient, ask PCfags or when they used to shill their fake Nintendo Xbox ally, or how they are idorts in every valve thread
>>715951856This.
>>715956510Still not as bad as whenever there's a new smash game and you retards keep spamming the board for every new dlc announcement.
Console animals deserve each other.
>>715970089How could you do this? This man is feeding his children with money from Nintendo, and you didnโt buy Dogshit 2?
>>7159702155 years later and you NDS faggots are still seething over that and the mod calling it a 'cultural phenomenon' lel
>>715970008Because everyone else is smart enough to acknowledge that the item the webm starts on does the exact same thing as the item they choose.
They also would have got there instantly by pressing sort.
It's such a bad example of everything that nobody takes it seriously unless you haven't played the game and don't know better, at which point why would you be saving and reposting clips of the game.
>>715970174So snoys are not attacking your threads then, but casually non Nintendo threads get attacked
Concession accepted anyway, nobody buys your fake face anymore so this is good enough for me
>>715956510>snoy is able to spam all this Meanwhile you make one thread showing that nintendo is doing well and you instantly get a 3 day for "flamewarring"
>>715970337speaking of which, i only recently understood where that mod's nickname came from when i fucked up trying to type "anon" and accidentally shifted my right hand typing an entire column to the right.
>>715970338Of course a cultist doesn't take a serious issue with the gameseriously
>>715970337>the modsYou mean the same mods that constantly allow eceleb faggotry, twitter screencaps and this
>>715956510 which makes you seethe so hard that you had to make a name this thread to cry about it? Lmao
>>715970439no one is going to fall for this snoy
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>>715970464Disingenuous faggot, that's all you do in those threads.
I'm sure you never cried about snoys once in that thread
>>715948181 (OP)They make games for children but some of their older fans have grown up yet expect Nintendo to keep catering to them.
>>715970464You also unironically get banned now for correcting misinfo about Nintendo on /v/. But no, it's definitely the tendies who are incredibly obsessed retards. All the shitposting is completely organic.
>>715970684>But no, it's definitely the tendies who are incredibly obsessed retards.Yes, you are.
>>715970538Wow and this relic you've been spamming for the past 7 years.
What an exciting life you have, totally not ritualistic behaviour to make the exact same posts for so long.
>sony cultists spam the same webm for a decade with the same seething posts
>then pretend they aren't seething or spamming when people point this out
>>715970642only time that happens is when the snoy shows up screaming about how he wants to murder children for playing a nintendo console
when the snoy gets banned the threads stay on topic and peaceful
>>715970768And you definitely don't have Nintendo derangement syndrome.