ITT: Absolute dogshit /v/ tricked you into playing
I'll start

Ah, time for the daily "I got filtered" thread.

>feeling bad just giving exposure to this dogshit game

>>715982848 (OP)
Keep posting, I need to know what other games I should definitely play.

>>715982848 (OP)
I wouldn't call it absolute dogshit but it wasn't great

>>715982848 (OP)
everything about the game is great except the two dungeons that come right after another

>>715982848 (OP)
>t. Scrub

I beat all of CrossCode (minus the grindfest parry a thousand gorillion times achievements) and I can confidently say it's only fun exactly twice: Sapphire Ridge when the plot fucks off and you're free to do a massive amount of sidequests, and again in the post-game when you also have another big batch of sidequests available. Anytime you're supposed to be progressing the plot the game is the sloggiest fucking slog in existence. Vermillion Wasteland in particular put such a bad taste in my mouth it's unreal.

not really "playing" here, but higurashi was probably the worst way i could have spent ~90 hours of my life

>>715983718
>Vermillion Wasteland in particular put such a bad taste in my mouth it's unreal.
That place suuuuuucks. So much freedom just taken away for no reason for so long...

I expected an action game and got a puzzle game instead.

>>715982848 (OP)
/v/ was Dragons Dogma 2, even though I knew they were paid shills.
Reddit and metacritic were Ori and the blind forest, and Sea of Stars.

>>715984273
>/v/ was Dragons Dogma 2
Literally how? it was blatantly obvious that the game was going to be garbage.

>>715984110
>mixing puzzles with temporarily invincible enemies
The devs should be executed for game design crimes.

>>715982848 (OP)
>crosscode developers have stated in interviews that the publisher kept trying over and over again to get them to trim the game down to around 30 hours but even after cutting it down the game is 40-50 hours
kek

>>715982848 (OP)
>t. filtered by the in game puzzle dungeons
replaying it i admit they get annoying but dont give up this easily

>>715983839
For me it was Steins;Gate Complete waste of my time going through that story.

>>715984351
I loved Skyrim, and Breath of Fire 3. Also the game was almost good. Thats the worst part of all.
More enemy variety, better dialogue, less glitches would of pushed it into legendary.

>>715984604
I've tried the anime 3 times. I just lose all intrest around episode 11.

>I am literally incapable of forming my own opinions or looking up data independently

>>715984457
>but even after cutting it down
There was supposed to be MORE?

>>715984734
It's supposed to "get good" at episode 12. And by get good people apparently mean introducing a generic forced time loop plot that doesn't even make sense. I really have no idea what people were raving about.

>>715984928
>will I like this meal? i could taste it to find out but I'd better look up the origins of each ingredient instead

>>715984110
I expected a puzzle game and got a visual novel.

>>715982848 (OP)
>omg its le hard
>isnt hard at all

>>715985053
Is that the part in the VN where Okabe considers becoming a rapist? Because it was genuine kino there.

>>715984963
Yes, game was originally going to be around 65-70 hours.

>>715984273
>Ori and the Blind Forest
Did you get the bash ability?

>>715985195
No I just mean that I don't really understand why Mayuri dying on loop is some big deal that turns the show into a masterpiece. It's actually a really generic time loop plot and it's even more forced than most other timeloops because she's forced to die no matter what actions anyone takes.

>>715983052
Cross Code is decent, but it's too damn padded with pseudo-MMO content.

>>715985272
Kill all publishers holy fuck I hate them

>>715985105
>dude le living breathing ecosystem!
>in reality whether some giganigger creature will pop up to block your path for upwards of 5 minutes until it fucks off is pure RNG, and dying usually rewards you by getting rid of these shits
Seeing this meme game's legacy get raped by the DLC and discord troons flocking to it en masse was so gratifying.

>>715985374
Mayuri dying leads to Okabe forming a resistance against SERN. Without her death, no resistance.
Her death is so important, it turned into a "convergence point" that is present in almost all surrounding timelines.

Crosscode was not fun because the combat, which making up 90% of the game, boils down to just rapid fire clicking and that's boring

Hollow Knight. Holy shit what a terrible game.

>>715985635
>and that's boring
to me*

>>715985054
this is the mindset of wine tasters btw, biggest fags ever

>>715985780
No, it's just boring. "Click really fast to shoot a bunch of shots! Now do it again! Now do it again! Now do it again!" boring. I didn't sign on for fucking cookie clicker, I wanted a video game.

>>715985291
I gave up after chapter 1, just wasn't feeling it. My fault though, I was expecting somthing much better than Hollow Knight.
Thats what pissed me off. Had a 10/10 everywhere I looked, years latter it's rated 8/10 which is probably fair. First time id seen that unwarrented hype wave.

>>715985561
Timelines don't converge themselves for arbitrary events. Even then it effectively just ends up being a more contrived version of a normal timeloop anyways.

>>715985748
I think it's a good 8/10 game, I never grasped the 11/10 discussion everywhere though. Fans are delusional.

>>715985441
Nigga they should have listened to the publisher and cut the game down to the proposed 30 hours. CrossCode is so fucking bloated for no good reason.

>>715985985
It was lauded because Good Metromania games are very very few and far between. There literally wasn't another good one after Hollow Knight until Nine Sols came out.

>>715982848 (OP)
Discount KOS-MOS.

>>715986096
Rabi-Ribi mogs both.

>>715982848 (OP)
I'll be honest. Each time I played a hidden gem that was recommended on /v/ it was very good.

>>715982848 (OP)
limbus company and to a lesser extent lobotomy corp
fear and hunger
black souls
/v/ did also recommend me some good games like the darkest dungeon, library of ruina and to a much lesser extent lobotomy corp but man....when they miss do they miss hard.

>>715985985
It was a 3/10 tops. Hated it so much.

>>715985923
>Timelines don't converge themselves for arbitrary events
Correct. Her death is not arbitrary, as it is responsible for a major divergence of timelines (because it made Okabe create the resistance).

>>715986168
Who wants tits.

>>715985873
I did the same. Dropped it after an hour because the combat was kind of lame.
A year later I watched the GMTK video on the "bash" ability.
What's cool about the ability is that it blends combat and platforming, so instead of shooting dumb lasers at enemies, you'll be launching off them and sending them (or projectiles) in the opposite direction.
It's really fun. Changed the base gameplay completely. And it wasn't even that far past where I dropped the game. Just had to play a bit longer.
Here's the video if you're interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ_KrRq4UiA

>>715982848 (OP)
>Not very long
>Enemies can swipe you during a finisher
>Every secret involves backtracking through multiple areas
>One decision in the game leaves you with someone who can block your path in tight spaces and extend the loading times to an annoying degree
On a side note, why does every modern horror game with a chick protagonist end up being about lesbians?

>>715982848 (OP)

>>715982848 (OP)
Terrible games people on nu/v/ post about constantly I refunded or at least wish I could:
>VA-11 Hall-A
>CrossCode
>Every RPG maker game ever
>Kingdom Hearts
>Romancing SaGa
>Every Final Fantasy game after 6
>Persona and SMT
>Astlibra
>Fire Emblem
>Xenoblade
>Every elder scrolls game
>Every Fallout game
>Halo
>The Witcher series
>Cyberpunk
>Every Owlcat game
>Rimworld
>nuDoom
>Ultrakill
>Hades
>BamHam
>Asscreed
>Grim Dawn
>Last Epoch
>Gothic
>Every Paradox game
>Every Total War game
>Stranger of Sword City
>Warhammer in general
>Underrail
>Breath of the Wild
>Every Monster Hunter game

>>715988620
...what games do you like?

>>715982848 (OP)

>>715983052
Getting bored by this boring ass game is not getting filtered, is making good use of your brain and dropping a piece of boring ass garbage.

>>715982848 (OP)
>/v/ tricked you into playing
>Get tricked by posts on the internet instead of doing your own research

What the fuck? You seriously can't be this retarded.

>>715983052
Game has great puzzles, story is mediocre despite how charming Lea is as a character and the overworld, while neat with the pseudo MMO aesthetic, was always abysmal to traverse and I simply wasnt looking forward to those sections at all

>>715988867
Not mainstream ones.

>>715989165
Name them.

>>715989054
>You seriously can't be this retarded.
You're on /v/. Most people here are brown.

>>715987214
straight women are not kosher.

Onirism
my god the character is unlikable as hell and just not fun.

>>715988620
Maybe you should try playing a visual novel that's not ironic weeb shit like Vallhalla?

>>715988962
FUCK YOU

Hakoniwa explorer plus is by far one of the most soulful vidya I have played, and is pretty fucked up you blame your shit taste on /v/ since the game is so obscure it is unlikely someone from here would actually shill it.

>>715989526
I ended up pirating it and it was still a waste of time. I wasnt going to give the dev any money for 5 years of shilling lol

>>715988620
What RPG games do you like? Why do you keep playing them if you hate so many of them?

>>715988620
>shitting on Astlibra
The mark of true shit taste, stopped reading right there.

>>715988867
these are some, sequels/prequels excluded
>>715989165
not me

>>715987365
How was it bad? Genuine question. I haven't played it but I'm curious about it.

>>715990346
kek amazing bait, I applaud you anon

>>715987365
Filtered

>>715990569
none of that is bait

>>715990346
>nigga who stopped boughting games when boughting from argentina was no longer a thing

The actual pedos on this website probably have the most garbage taste known to man. Its impressive. If you see pedos shilling a game stay far away from it. Stay far away from anything a pedo touches in general

>>715990346
>HK
>Ori
You are disgusting.

>>715982848 (OP)

>>715990695
Like a 1/3 of that list is games released within the last decade, a sizable chunk after 2020.

>>715990704
HK is a literal unironic masterpiece, you have to be mentally ill to not like that.

>>715990897
Found the hollow tranny spammer.

>>715990346
>Spelunky 2
>worse than 1 in practically every way
>gacha garbage
>a shit fighting game that was 1 dollar so he simply had to have it
>Neon White
Come on anon.

Senran Kagura
Atelier games
Neptunia games

>>715990980
take your meds

>>715990724
You're such a retard.

>>715990346
You're a colossal retard but this is a good list im ngl

>>715983118
>giving money to shitalians

it's boring

>>715991129
Never ever, hollow troon.

>>715982848 (OP)
>t. filtered by fire temple puzzles

>>715982848 (OP)
This dogshit

>>715990346
>Sequels
Skipping games marks your soul as Somalian

>>715991046
>worse than 1 in practically every way
No isn't. Spelunky 2 is for people good at Spelunky 1 and it improves on every single aspect of the game.
>gacha garbage
A masterpiece.
https://youtu.be/v9bnfaIBPHs
>a shit fighting game that was 1 dollar so he simply had to have it
The reason I have it on Steam is this: Used to play on fightcade all the time with people who have been playing for like 20 years, play a bunch of different fighting games. Someone begs me to play samsho but is afraid of fightcade. Gifts me the game. Make them quit after one set, then make the entire steam userbase quit after 2 hours. Game dies, the end.
>Neon White
This is an amazing game, there is nothing else like it and I spent tons of time competing with my friends times. How can anyone not like this?

>>715991046
Neon White is great.
I'd place it in a Top 10 for the 2020s so far.

>>715991632
Why would I make the list super long for no reason? I just quickly ran down my steam games and clicked favorite on non-sequential games I like.

>>715982848 (OP)
If you are dumb enough to get tricked into playing tumblrtrash like that then it's definitely for you.

>>715991641
>No isn't. Spelunky 2 is for people good at Spelunky 1 and it improves on every single aspect of the game.
lol lmao

>>715991504
Yeah its bad

>>715992171
Nice argument retard

>>715991504
I have no idea what people see in this, it feels more incomplete than an alpha kickstarter demo

DMCV. How can you faggots think that sandbag enemy slop is better than Ninja Gaiden?

>>715993501
Score attacking with combos is fun, mashing broking abilities over and over against hordes of lazily placed enemies is not

>>715982848 (OP)
Steins;Gate was very not good, I dropped it some time around the vegetables subplot.

>>715993593
>mashing broking abilities over and over against hordes of lazily placed enemies is not
Your tranny game has a meme weapon you can pay to nuke everything in the game in one hit

>>715986015
I liked it and want more. Blow me faggot

>>715986096
>Rabi ribi
>Ender lilies
>blasphemous
>Half of the team ladybug library
>All better than the two games you listed
Retard

>>715982848 (OP)
Noita and subnautica

>>715992171
He's not wrong. It's perfect for people who experienced everything there is in earlier games. Less so for everyone else.

>>715982848 (OP)

>>715982848 (OP)
Elden Ring. What an empty ass copy pasted game it was.

>>715985105
Fuck this "game".

>>715994631
>add a funny joke weapon like the old days of video games
>retards have a meltdown
https://youtu.be/IK8Mu7m3kcA

>>715990346
>Two games installed
>Horses and open TTD
supreme bait

>>715990346
Shit list but respect for actually posting it.

>>715991352
It's many things but I can't understand how you can think it's boring unless you just don't like shooters

>>715995317
>subnautica
WTF?

>>715982848 (OP)
I can't be assed to dig out a pic, but the original Hyperdimension Neptunia for PS3, it was pretty gassed up at first by anons back then. THEN people realized it was dogshit.

>>715995524
I have these games installed. Why would I have games I already played installed?

>>715995923
I'm still waiting for my check from compiled hearts tricking dozens of anons into playing it.

>>715995946
>Crash remake
Lol I wish I could degrade myself enough to make such supreme bait

>>715995524
I'll never get you zoom zooms obsession with gas lighting. People live and act differently than you? Some people delete games after...

>>715987365
My main issue for this game is the combat.
It is absolute dogshit with how annoying the stamina consumption was and the how pitiful your main weapon the bat is.
It felt like a ball and chain that you were permanently stuck with that gets slightly lighter the further you progress the game.
I turned on the accessibility options just to alleviate the burden a bit.
Other than that, the music, exploration, and especially the puzzles I had a wonderful time with since it made me bust out some pen and paper for some of them.
Despite the blight that is the combat I still had an overall good experience with Phoenotopia

>>715995415
This

>>715995298
All junk

>>715982848 (OP)

>>715996881
Yes yes hollow Knight zealots are retarded we know

>>715996202
I hope this is meme'ing and you didn't pass up on it when it was $2

>>715997141
Literally why would I play the borked remasters payed or not?

>>715997107
I just have taste, anon

>>715987365
Had to uninstall this piece of shit because of the combat. Holy shit, what the fuck was the dev thinking.

>>715997346
It was originally a flash game plus I think they drank too much Zelda 2 juice.

>>715997235
because its a remake not a remaster

>>715982848 (OP)
at least 80% of crosscode haters are simply retards who got filtered by the puzzles

>>715997418
It's shit

>>715997404
Too much because the girl's club is a piece of shit with the shortest range possible and your defense being very piss poor.

>>715997505
Yeah it couldn't be the tiresome story or unlikeable characters or bad combat or etc etc etc, they must just Not Get It, right? Fucking smoothbrain idiot.

>>715988620
>onimai avatarfag
We get it, you like gachashit.

>>715997524
you havent played it

>>715997592
Like I said, around 20% dislike it for other reasons.
You type like a retard though, and the fact that my post made you this mad confirms that you are part of the 80% simply too dumb to progress through the puzzles

>>715997819
>Hmm what if we fucked up the jumping in crash
>You know the main action in the game
It. Is. Shit.

>>715998012
>Hmm what if we fucked up the jumping in crash
they didn't

>>715998254
Yes they did and there is a shitload of info about it. They changed the variable jump which fucked up every jump in the game so they had to just change every jump in the game to a max hight jump. Even one of the original developers talked about it

>>715997528
>>715996773
Skill issue, Gail takes no contact damage so you can actually close in and hit them with the bat, she has a lot of tools you can use to attack too, if you refuse to use them then that's on you, the bat in itself is more of a literal beat stick for when the bosses are downed.

>>715998254
>>715998609
Found it. I knew something was wrong immediately but after a bit all this shit started coming out and it made sense

>>715982848 (OP)
Vanquish

>>715998735
>I knew there was something wrong about it because, uh, twitter says

>>715998675
I actually agree with this, and I dislike the game. Cannot believe the thread has gone on this long, without anybody pointing out the real problem. Its so blatant too, because its actually what youre doing 90% of the time, even more than combat lmao.

>>715998893
Cope shit eater. Enjoy your remakemaster shit endition

>>715998893
>Because twitter
Anyone with a brain who played the originals could feel something was wrong. When the original creator of the game then proceeds to explain in detail why that tends to be a fairly good explanation

>>715983052
fpwp

I haven't even played it but I hate this dogshit. It's only logical if getting bored is getting filtered.

>>715999165
>I haven't even played it but I hate this dogshit
We know /v/

>>715991463
>filtered by fire temple puzzles
If this is the second dungeon, then unironically yes. It was the moment I realized that the games puzzle design is just "WE WILL MAKE YOU SHOOT AT ORBS EVERY SINGLE TIME...IN THE EXACT SAME WAY...just with some variations" I thought the gimmicks like steam and ice would complicate things and make them more interesting, but it just adds more steps too shoot orbs.

The first dungeon is actually deceiving, because its much more about actual enviromental interaction, clearing away boulders, and melting ice etc. And it developed more and more by allowing you to do legitimately new things with each room and acquired ability

I feel like I can count on my fingers the amount of times I made rock by shooting water in the Lava, and it was a shit idea anyway.
Shooting water and steam at pipes is not "enviromental interaction".

Also that shit went on for SOOOO long, waaay to long with barely any meaningful change, just variation.

This isnt even the biggest problem with the game, I think if i remember right, it took me like 4 hours to get to the first dungeon, and probably another 3 or 4 to the second one. Thats the ACTUAL problem with these shitty zelda likes, they extend the time wasting "inbetween" quest part of zelda for waaaay too long, and often dont even involve a puzzle of its own along the way, just that shitty perspective platforming thats more trial and error than anything.

>>715990346
>Nuclear throne
Why?
It's genuinely the worst shooty rogue lite I've played.
Why would you ever want to play it over alternatives

>>715999273
I meant the stupid ass comment. I don't have an opinion of the game. Read nigger, it was like 10 words.

>>715988620
Pretty based list even if I personally enjoy a couple of the games.

Everything 'soulslike' that is actually just parry bullshit.

On the other hand all the great games I've played I've heard of here.
Sengoku Rance and its series.
Alchemy Master and Eushully.
Sequel Blight
Black Souls
Astelibra
Stranger of Paradise
Void Stranger
Enchant Farm
Eternum

If not for here I wouldn't even know there were still occasionally good games.

>>715988620
Kh games are fun
Ffxii is fun
Fnv is fun
Hades is fun
Bamham is fun
Botw is fun

>>715983718
>Vermillion Wasteland in particular put such a bad taste in my mouth it's unreal.

I'm convinced that was actually intentional, just so it builds up to the parts where Lea smashes through walls and skips the entire dungeon.

>>715983052
I gave up when I got to the desert.
The dungeons and puzzles are so fucking good. When it ejected me into another open world punishment scenario to grind in before it lets me play more of the real game I just stopped.

>>715991504
i had one friend who really really wanted me to play this dogshit, I couldn't do it beyond hour and a half and the guy got a bit offended lmao, fucking trash game

>>715998735
Video here seems to show two jumps of different heights (at 50 seconds)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKd1GVEb3_k&t=50s

>>715999027
>feel something was wrong
The jumps are more precise, as the remake was purposely designed to be.

>>715987365
Fair. The dev admitted that there are indeed many issues with the game that players identified. It was serious enough that he scrapped plans for making a sequel entirely and now he's making a brand new game that addresses those problems.

>>716000075
Every crash game has different jump mechanics. In the trilogy its universal for all 3 games and its rebalanced for this, since its a REMAKE. Imagine passing on a $2 game because of a tweet.

"Absolute dogshit" is an exaggeration, but I did find it underwhelming after seeing the Cernos chase phase posted on here

>>716001721
mother fuckerrrrrrrrr

>>716001103
Did they ever fix the slipping off turts issue?
Can you post a vid jumping on the edge of a turtle without slowly slipping off?

>shitting on my comfy vidya

Puzzle is my favorite video game genre. I have played tons of hardcore puzzle games and CC commits the cardinal sin of having puzzles where the execution is much harder than the "logical" part.

I only got tricked with Tooth & Tail and Pawnbarian. Ever since then I've been carefully interrogating anons for additional details when they shill stuff. Their feedback, when they could actually provide it, was usually reliable.

>>716002037
>Did they ever fix the slipping off turts issue?
There is no "slipping on turts".
>Can you post a vid jumping on the edge of a turtle without slowly slipping off?
You bounce off turtles, you can't slip off them because you can't stand on them. You're trying to form an argument about a game where you played neither the original nor the remake.

>>716001842
All the platforming and puzzle they throw at you in the final zone should've been placed all the way at the start as the tutorial's foundation. Should've gone crazy with the level design. I will say the art and music are pretty great, though

>>716002825
and puzzles*

>>715983052
Time for the daily "must defend dogshit indie game" post

>>715987365
This game had so much soul but also so much bad design.
>let's have an early game boss whose whole gimmick is he charges at you in 0.1 sec and steals your healing items, leaving you stunned for like 5 sec as he taunts you while eating your food
>this attack is so hard to dodge that even good players just spam jump hoping to avoid it (judging by YT)

>>715982848 (OP)
The crappy artwork is already a telltale sign.

>>715987365
is this just 1 guy replying to himself, who even played this literally who game lol

>>716005008
It is a good game and the only example of a "zeldavania" I can think of.

Technically Legend of Zelda 2 but not actually playable.

>Did you like those first 4 hour?
>Good! Now enjoy spending 75% of your digimon's lifespan in the gym until he doenst suck ass and then rush around the world following cryptic rumors to get as many digimons back to the city before he croaks
Looks really nice though

>>715988620
Bro, you're the problem, not /v/

>>715999387
>Why would you ever want to play it over alternatives
Because it actually feels good to move around and shoot things, its straight and to the point with entirely player-based skill progression and a high skill ceiling, and its actually challenging, unlike 99.9% of roguelites. The procedural content is just there to make it impossible to win with memorization and add more replayability. Its arcade-y like all roguelites should be, not like BoI where every run is identical once you learn it and even a monkey could beat it with 100% consistency.

>>716006316
I like more games than /v/ has played in their entire lives, its not my fault they exclusively pick the shitty ones to play because its the fastest route to not playing games and shitposting.

>>715982848 (OP)
I can't "get tricked" into playing anything because I am not an absolute retard who can't do a couple fucking Google searches and look up gameplay on YouTube.

>>716006470
Kill yourself Dave

>>715982848 (OP)
None actually
Plenty of good games I discovered through /v/ tho, like Astlibra revision, MGQP, library of ruina, Hero's Adventure: Road to Passion

>>716006470
Are you going to try reading another visual novel at least?

>>716006812
>Dave
well you got the first letter right at least, my name is unisex however

>>716006865
underwater ray romano is already on there, i read rondo duo, why do i need to read more? i tried muv luv and it sucked ass, i read steins gate on my vita and it, too, sucked ass

>>715982848 (OP)
>>715983718

I was mildly confused because of the similarly named obscure fighting game "Chaos Code".

>>716006983
>i tried muv luv and it sucked ass
Okay, I guess I ca-
>i read steins gate on my vita and it, too, sucked ass
Unbelievable shit taste.

>>716007276
Why would anyone with a Vita not just play kiseki instead, now that's a well written series

>>715982848 (OP)
How about you shut your whore mouth. Go back to your tasteless slop like the other normies.

>>715982848 (OP)
Let's see...
Fear and Hunger (aka Trial and Error)
Noita (it's okay but wayyyy overrated here)
Gacha in general (the cancer that is killing vidya)

New Vegas. I am convinced people only pretend to like that ugly, buggy game.

>>715982848 (OP)
dragon's dogshit

I liked this game initially but the bits between the dungeons got too grating for me and I just stopped
There is also no way for the ending to be good enough for me to bother again unless it involves Shizuka snuggling Lea to sleep every night