What are the most relaxing games you've ever played?

>>715993246 (OP)
that shit would smell and feel like a wet dog

>>715993246 (OP)
Janny will probably mop this thread for furry porn like he did to me while being fine with eceleb, vtranny and /pol/ shit

>>715993246 (OP)
makes me wonder if humans will ever evolve to have fur again

Do hot stones actually work? I imagine they just burn your skin

Flow

>>715993519
we'd probably just look like monkeys again and not like furries

>>715993519
chinks will probably be the first to create human-animal hybrids in our life time

HMOFA chads we can't stop winning

>>715993687
Anon... HFOFA

>>715993567
They're heated by submerging them in hot water so they don't get too hot, and you're supposed to let them know if you think they're too hot and burning you. They're used to improve circulation without heating the entire body.

>>715993246 (OP)
I'd fuck her until I die

>>715993824

>>715993246 (OP)
MSFS 2020

sauce?

>>715993567
It's the equivalent of having a heating pad on you but more rustic.

need anthro snake gf

DAMN anthro women look like THAT??

>>715993519
Some dudes can get hairy enough to be mistaken for monkeys.

>>715993246 (OP)
I've never had a massage in my life. Is it actually anything to write home about?

>>715994249
official ZZZ trailer for Pulchura, gacha game

>>715993246 (OP)
Holy shit, I need one of those every week.

>>715996081
the cat girl or massages?

>>715996340
yeah

so sexy aside did pulchra get powercreeped?

>>715995553
Yes it gets adictive tho

>>715993519
Well humans aren’t actually hairless. Every human is covered head to toe in hair, it just happens that most of it is short and fine. I think it’s the same with Sphynx cats. I think humans have more hairs than chimps.

But there are disease that makes people look really hairy.

>>715993687
You will never not be a furry.

>>715993340
You're a retard to think that a sapient anthro like Pulchra wouldn't practice good hygiene

Do we know what element will the idol's dps be? Apparently the current plan is to release anomaly characters that have a "new" element that's just an old element with an extra effect on top. So far we've got:
>Ice - Mibibi
>Physical - Alice
>Ether - Anby Tetas
So all that's left is fire and electric.

>>715996986
Oh yeah those short hairs you might know them as peach fuzz. People here bitched when Aerith or that girl from Horizon Dawn were rendered with it lol

>>715997963
Girls having peach fuzz is fine, it's natural
Your game being slathered with yellow paint for retards, and your only response is "look at how detailed the graphics are we even have hair lol" is not

>>715993246 (OP)
>HFOFA
The absolute peak of perfection

>>715993340
the scent would be intoxicating.
youre a tasteless faggot who sucks cocks more than op

>>715993246 (OP)
Pulchra sex
Sex with Pulchra
Breeding Pulchra

>>715997684
>tetas
tetas

>>715993246 (OP)
sex now

>>715993246 (OP)
Corporate furry design

>>715999875
so good her video was blocked in korea

>>715999109
YES

>Have chronic back pain for a month.
>Go get a massage.
>For 8 hours after be completely pain free. Most relaxing, happy and invigorated I've ever felt my entire life.
>Pain comes back.
>Realize I've been in pain my whole life, not just in my back but literally everywhere.
I'm going to see a rheumatologist but it's been a month and all they've sent me is a letter saying that I'm finally being considered and they will keep me updated "every 90 days" for my appointment date.

>>715999875
WTF I LOVE CORPOS NOW

>>715996081
One good massage cured me of neck and shoulder pains that haunted me for 2 years

>>715999875
Or just say “safe furry”.

>>716000192
Based

>>716000215
I doubt you have rheumatoid disease, its probably arthritis.

>>715999109
>the purrely fag was an actual furfag all along

>>715999978
Beans

>>716001687
>pp twitched
It's over, I should have left this website when I had the chance

>>715995553

As a massage therapist, they can be very useful, especially if you have any sort of muscular issues. A lot of people don't realize how much tension they carry because it builds up so gradually over time for most folks, and they're always amazed how much better they feel after a session. At the end of the day, your body is a machine like any other, and if you don't maintain your machinery, it'll make time for maintenance one way or another.

>Alice is a boring "shy, insecure rich girl"
>Orphie's main personality is the "shy, clumsy girl"

Putting all my hopes and dreams in SEED and the idol girls. Maybe Manato since he's cool.

>>716001813

>>716001997
I've never had a professional massage, but once or twice someone gave me a shoulder/neck massage. It was pure bliss, so I can only imagine what a professional full body massage would feel. Seriously, someone just massaging the back of my neck for a minute was one of the most amazing sensations I've ever felt that even now it left an impression on me.

>>715999109

>>716001832
The harder you fight it, the deeper it gets ingrained in your mind. You gotta just go with the flow man.

>>715993246 (OP)
Dyke btw

>>715993567

The general rule with hot stones is that if the therapist can't hold them comfortably, they don't go on the client, so no, you're not likely to get burned by someone who knows what they're doing unless you have some sort of hyper-sensitive skin condition or something. The heat can do wonders for loosening up particularly stubborn knots and tension and relieving chronic pain.

>>716002220

That's what a lot of people have told me in the past, too. That's actually how I got into massage therapy, just giving out random neck/shoulder rubs at the fast food place I was working at. Got a ton of compliments, so I dropped the engineering plan I had in mind and looked into massage instead, and it's been a great, if somewhat unstable, career so far.

>>715993340
I'd imagine it feeling like that perfect zone where pubic hair isn't too long or too short and it feels soft to run your fingers through it.

>>716002505
Pubic hair is really uncomfortable. I prefer women shaved but that's just me.

>>716002326
tranny goat

>>716002612
No I'm referring to that middle period before it gets too coarse or thick

>>715995553
It's pretty nice. Helped sort out some kinks I got in my ribs and shoulder blades from fighting. Chiro's decent too. I've also had acupuncture on my hands and toes. Sometimes you come out of it feeling dead tired and in rough shape for a couple days, but usually feel a lot better than you were before treatment once that wears off

>>716002220
What you want is one of those Asian places in the mall. A “real” massage is going to be less relaxing, if far more beneficial long term.
I get sports massages every week or two, and regularly get the more relaxing spa style ones, and one of the best massages I’ve ever had was at one of those mall places. My hands and feet hurt and I just told them “I don’t want you to bother with anything else just get my hands and feet for the whole half hour”, and because it was slow and they were bored I guess I ended up with three Asian chicks rubbing my hands and feet chatting in Vietnamese or whatever. I literally felt like a king.

>>715993246 (OP)
why does that back torso shot do something to me?

>>716003191
Those asian places are pretty hit or miss. They are notorious for scamming men into "happy endings" and charging them exorbitant prices for it afterwards.

>>716001687
>see pic
>hips start moving on their own
its over

>>716003572
a nice, toned back is very erotic.

How do you respond?

>>715993340
>Musty, woodsy, aquatic
Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiff

>>716000250
Old Johnny failed, but with V he can become a better person and also deal a crippling blow to Arasaka in night city.

When did furries become accepted?

Pulchra is so cute

>>715993246 (OP)
I know this is supposed to be furry fap material but it actually is kinda relaxing just to watch

>>715993246 (OP)
>you will never get payed to massage cute furry girls all day

>>715993663
There are definitely multiple sci-fi series about this specifically. They always go for tigers over pandas, weirdly.

>>716002101
That's the good stuff

>>716004071
I'd say around 2014 - 2015 hatred of furries started to become cringe. For normal people at least.

>>716004071
>furries become accepted
Never
I got a boner however so its ok to post sexy furry chicks (Im not a furry btw)

I like this girl because she reminds me of Clixposing Kitraandra

>t. boomer

>>715993340
sniffffff

>>716003676
That’s not the kind of place I’m talking about, I mean the ones where it’s one big open room with a dozen tables, you leave all your clothes on, and everyone walking by can see you. Like one step up from those chair massage setups in the middle of the walkways.
The quality is hit or miss for sure though, I’ve been chasing that hit for years and some have come close but many have been a giant waste of time and money. The last one was so bad I haven’t been to any in several months.

>>715996986
>Let the wookie win

>>716004071
>When did furries become accepted?
Sometime last decade, when trannies became the new boogeymen of the Internet. A lot of people who were kids/teens in the 00's were exposed to furry erotica (High Tail Hall) on the Internet.

>>715993340
She would smell like fresh clean linens.

>>716000215
>Considered
Just get a referral

>>716004036
Anon by the end of the game Arasaka is more powerful than ever. The radio host even says that the events at Arasaka tower won't have much impact on the average joe's life and that now the CEO's son is running the show

>>716004071
It never became acceptable, the problem is mainstream stuff like Zootopia and Undertale activated a very vocal minority of deviants who latched onto their fetish as an identity like the gender fags. If you're a furry you're an honorary LGBTroon.

>>715993246 (OP)
>make a hot female furry character
>she's a lesbian
Why are chinks like this?

>>716005247
She's only a lesbian if you're a gachafag. Same exact story we had with Tracer.

>>715993246 (OP)
ZZZ's sex minigame made me really insecure about my girth.

>>715998805
>t.faggot who rapes dogs

>>716004483
Now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time

>>716004109
She is! I hope we get more voiced content with her in the future.

>>716004071
They always were

Fellini

>>716001813

>>716004071
Humans have been furriea aince prehistory. Furfag hate on 4chan began as a joke, became semi-serious when they became proto-MLP levels of aggravating, and waned as much more aggravating groups came around.

>>715993519
>again
we have our own fur anon, check your goddamn arms. we don't need to look like a plushie to be hairly like neanderthalniggers from the north or with little hair like the niggerniggers from africa or like naked chimps from the east like the riceniggers, or anything in between.

>>716005247
Doesn't matter, people are still going to draw her taking dick. The thing that situation will ever get, at best, is her in threesomes with Burnice because people don't give a shit and draw her taking dick all the time too.
The only people who buy into that shit are subhuman yurinals anyways.

>>716005247
>lesbian
why do people get everything they know about a character from shippertroons on Twitter?

Do NOT breed with the anthropomorphic cat.
You will taint your bloodline.
Your children will have tails and fangs and snouts and claws, do you really want that for them?

>>716005812
Fellationi

>>716006402
GACHA ART LOOKS LIKE THIS??

>>716006524
>do you really want that for them?
yes

>>716002391
not until i give her a biker ring

>>716005247
she's bi since she can also flirt for (You) regardless of which protag you chose, even if the game never goes all the way with things like that

>>716006524
That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

>>716005247
It's nothing that a futa cock can't solve.

>>716006524
its fine they have crossbreeding nanomachines and shes 1/4th human

>>716006524
cats have been hunting down my species for untold generations, I demand reparations.

>>716006524
Yes.

>>716007075

This is what your average gamer is into now.

>>716007434
>gamersupps
>pegging faggotry
what are they putting in the water that's making dudes wanna take it up the ass from a woman

>>716007434
Had me in the first half then lost me.

>>716007434
wait she fucks you? i didnt see he whole vid!

>>716007484
That was done for a pansexual vtuber with penis envy

>>716007434
Ah, putting faggotry back into furry, just like the old days

>>716007484
To be fair, if women had dicks, I wouldn't mind sucking them off. Imagine how much easier women would be to deal with too.
>your girlfriend is upset
>you suck her dick
>she is now happy

>>715993246 (OP)
Why’d they have to make her gay?

>>716008092
They didn't

>>716007609
that makes sense
>>716007956
whatever helps excuse your gayness bro

>>715993340
Just insist that she shower first and use shampoo.

>>716008123
They did. play the game

>>716008302
I do and she isn't just like all the agent's.

>>716008302
Point out the exact scene that confirms this

>>716001813
my benis between the beans

:3

>>716008302
>bro like burnice pet her tail bro that makes her gay bro
nah burnice is fucking crazy and likes pulchra like a pet

>>716008302
"they didn't (have to make her gay)

>yuri shit
Why is anime so LGBT?

>>716008302
Nothing that human cock correction can't fix.

>>716008092
Pulchra’s entire character is predicated on Burnice though. She’s the reason for her joining the SoC and the foil of Pulchra’s character arc of going from a loner with trust issues to slowly opening up due to Burnice’s unwavering persistence on getting close to her and being her friend. Pulchra’s entire character revolves around Burnice.

>>715993246 (OP)
makes me wish i could get a back massage
also makes me wonder how animal ear cleaning feels like that

>>716006524
The alternative is my bloodline dies

>>716008616
sauce

>>716008092
pretty easy for a attention hoarding gacha game:
>omg two hot girls!
usually when the game is blatant over someone's sexuality over their personalities is to bait some demographic into buying them. in this case: hornies and gays.

>>716003572
>>716003857

>>716009450
her paizuri training begins

Is there a good way to determine if a massage place is straightforward, doesn't do happy endings or shit like that?
I kind of just want a massage. I mean what I REALLY want is one of those fake chiropractor things where they suplex your spine and cause you to grow six inches in height but I know those aren't really a thing and I don't want to end up paralysed.
I still watch that one family guy clip every so often though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN8E9H0WlVs

>>715993246 (OP)
Is this the thread?

>>716009649
Sex fox

>>716009649
No

>>715993340
uhm ackshually she's a cat

>>716009649
>showing a hint of backthigh
hes getting lewder

>>716009606

Laws differ from state to state, but generally a reputable massage business will state up front if their therapists are professionally licensed in the state. At least in my state, they're required to have their license on display prominently in their business as well.

>>715999109
correct

Thoughts on human on anthro relationships?

>>716009950
let them suffer like the rest of us guh haha!

>>716003923
...this dick! *unzips pants*

>>716006524
>t. jealous Burnice

>>716008123
>>716008369
She calls Belle beautiful.

>>715993340
can you imagine if we uplifted other mammals? they would have so many problems trying to keep themselves clean lmao.
Your fucking dog wife would need 3 showers per day.

>>715997262
seethe

>>716009950
Pulchra is married but what does a ring in your right hand ring finger means?

>>715993340
Don't, you'll attract C*nadians to this thread!

>>716009950
Cute and canon.

>>716010286
>Your fucking dog
Hey now, she cooks too

>>716010286
she would need to shower due to smoking to much

>>716010286
they'd go through comical amounts of shampoo to stay groomed

i think any plans to uplift mammals is actually a ploy by J&J and P&G to sell more haircare products

>>716010485
>gosling.jpg

>>716009950
Good

>Anthropo-, a prefix meaning human, humanoid, or human-like

Why do we use this term to refer to beings with non-humanoid features? Aren't we all anthros in that case?

>>715995553
Only if you get a decent one. Most 'massages' are some useless bitch rubbing oil on your back lightly. Get a deep tissue massage

>>716000215
Go to a chiropractor. If a massage helped then you back is probably unaligned

>>716011240
yes anon. humans are athropomorphic, which means "human shaped". Humans are shaped like humans.

A cat is not anthropomorphic because it does not have any significant human shape in it. Pulchra is anthropomorphic because there are a lot of human shapes in her, namely the fact that she's a furry human woman with a snout and cat ears. Since she is covered in fur, we call those anthropomorphic examples "furries".

>>715993340
>wet dog
wet cat

>>716009950
thoughts on this?
https://files.catbox.moe/vpz1gr.jpg

>>716012069
i'm into that shit

>>716012069
It is shit captain

>>716004190
Tigers are sexy.
Pandas are fat bastards.

Tigers are endangered because people hunt them and they hunt people.
Pandas are endangered because they're too retarded to fuck. At least Rhinos are also being hunted AND they're too retarded to reproduce.

jannie, wake the fuck up and clean this disgusting furshit porn dump thread already, do your fucking job already.

>>716012262
What porn?

>>716008457
>first meeting has her seductively holding burnice up
>burnice straight up says she loves her upon joining
>first trust event is going on a date together to the movies
>burnice jokes about wanting to be tied up by her
>watches horror movies with burnice while letting her stoke her tail
>in 80% of her trust events
>say it with flowers event is literally burnice buying flowers for pulchra and pulchra tsundere-ily following her from without her knowing
>pulchra birthday art is literally burnice huffing on her tail
>last poll had them as a possible pair character event
>tons of official art with them together
>”nah bro they’re just friends
You furfags are in complete denial

>>716012043
what does wet cat smell like?

>>716012430
anger.

Would she be a good wife?

>>716012262
too busy laser-targetting deltarune threads discussing the game anon, sorry.

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