There is no new news. The relays are dead. All that is left for us to do is to just post cute girls (and perhaps cute boys as well).

God I need him to worship my feet

>>715996378 (OP)
Marriage with Marianne!

CQ has a surprise genre shift to otome game for one scene
https://youtu.be/M4ZBNcI-PRk&t=586

Dimi's stress relief

>>715996787
I look like this
>>715996728
I act like this
>>715996378 (OP)
I want this

>>715996378 (OP)
I look like this
>>715996787
I act like this
>>715996728
I want this

>>715996378 (OP)
Janny thread

Shut the fuck up and play this
https://flashgames.cx/game/%E3%83%95%E3%82%A1%E3%82%A4%E3%82%A2%E3%83%BC%E3%82%A8%E3%83%A0%E3%83%96%E3%83%AC%E3%83%A0%E6%A0%BC%E9%97%98%E3%82%B2%E3%83%BC%E3%83%A0

Not clicking the CP dolphin porn link my man

>>715997570
gimme a sfw file, browser players are shit

>>715995546
I still need to learn when's the right moment

I want to have intense babymaking sex with this glue sniffer.

>>715998480
What a slutty bitch. she wants to get captured and ran through if she's making the goods that easily accessible

>>715998480
t. her prepubescent son

Supports are replaced with Tales Of style skits in the next Fire Emblem game. Good change or bad change?

>>715996728
Dimitri bred this

>>715998480
Why is it animated like that bowser fart gif

What the fuck is this bullshit. I actually liked celica route more than alms up to this point because the units are great luv genny, luv boey,mae,leon, valbar, the pegasus trio, atlas and jesse who are my only myrms that survived and sonya, but what the FUCK IS THIS. the witches aren't even a problem its the boss doing an earthquake that damages all my units and flier summon spam

>>715996728

>>715999686
Celica's maps get really cancer.

>>715999816
She's nopan below that jersey btw

>>715999252
I prefer something like Berwick where you stumble on characters interacting with each other or even see them interact with npcs for quests or a personal story arc.
Much of it based also on story progression.

>>715999818
the posion swamps wheren't actually that bad because genny healed everyone around her and canceled out the damage, and I had the blessed sword and rings on dudes who also regened the damage

Who is better Seth or Titania?

>>715998480
I want to give her a life free of warfare and bloodshed, and steal her love and loyalty from the family that kidnapped her.

>>715999252
supports should be replaced with disgaea episode skits instead.

>>715999878

>>716000051
seth. my titania fell off hard in PoR endgame. she's a great unit don't get me wrong, she just gets phased out by endgame by ike and whoever you trained.

>>716000175
I want to kiss her lips (both sets but the woman lips down south only after marriage)

>>715999686
Skill issue? (I just nuked that guy with my Catria)

relay doko

>>716000538
catria is by far my most useless pegasus knight. she does no damage and is frail as fuck. palla is decent enough and est just promoted and has shaped up quite nicely as the best of the three.

>>716000538
She shouldn't be wearing panties

>>715998094
It’s all about gauging the catalog speed just right

>>716000656
>calling the best peg girl the worst one
Fine, I bit your bait

>>716000796
idk what to tell you she didn't get any good levelups

>>716000618
fuck of sylveon

>>716000656
The classic peg sisters are in many games
>FE1
>FE2
>FE3B1
>FE3B2
>FE11
>FE12
>FE13
>FE15
>FEH
which iteration are you talking about?

>leon joins the army to follow a man he loves
>that dude dies in their first battle and valbar sticks around to make sure leon is alright
>leon then falls in love with valbar
>"don't think I'm a tramp celica, the world is just filled with wonderful loveable people"
my favorite part is that you learn all of this unprompted when you talk to him in a village. I thought his support with valbar was sweet

>>716001067
echoes, follow the reply chain anon

>>715996378 (OP)
Shitty C-Tier Franchise that was never good

>>716001237
Should be perfect for a C-tier student like yourself, then

>>716001237
but enough about pokemon

>>715996728
I love her so much

>>716001237
>Fire Emblem was never good!
Ah, the Fateswakeningfag classic

>>715999686
Genuinely thought this was that Awakening map for a second.

>>716000104
>and steal her love and loyalty from the family that kidnapped her.
Which one?

>>715996728

>>716001735
There's one that looks just like this. I think it was one of the child paralogues?

>>716000051
Seth. On a side note, what the FUCK were they thinking when they made him? Is he tempered in the Japanese version?

>>716001845
I find it amazing how hilda molested another girl in the hopes supports. she can't be stopped

>>716001108
Wish we could nowayfag samesex supports.

>>716001929
HILDA CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>716001935
the support is genuinely one of the most respectful ways to approach one where leon acknowledges his affection for valbar, but is content with just being bros with him because he knows valbar doesn't swing that way and respects him and his past family

>>716001978
Is there a single straight person in of Fodlan

>>716001869
Inigo's paralogue. It's the same place, the boss even shares his name with the Gaiden boss.

>>716002196
Claude

>>716001802
Both of them.
Who the fuck puts a mentally stunted shut in with stockholm syndrome at the head of an army?

>>716002196
Ingrid nowayfag's Dorothea so hard lesbians seethe about it to this day, and create hate fanart of Ingrid being so deep in the closet it leads to Narnia.

>>716002196
>Refuses to talk to women

I love my waifu Shamir

>>716002427
If her breasts were that large, she would be unable to draw a bow.

>>716002196
Marianne and Annette got raped by other women and aren't Bi

>>716002394
is she worth recruiting?

>>716002468
That's what boob armor is for

>>716001910
yeah he is nerfed hard in the original version

>>716002768
Slowing the bow from returning to rest will remove some of the kinetic energy from the bow arms and make the arrow substantially weaker or even fail to launch

>>716002976
What the fuck...

>>716002976
Jesus fucking christ man. They thought this was okay?

>>716002976
A whole... ONE HP POINT AFTER 20 LEVELS?!?! Absolutely unforgivable.

>>716002762
Yes and no. She does have an easy path to gremory and dark flier, but she doesn't have warp or physic. The other dedicated healers in the game are stronger than her.

>>716003048
She'll figure out something, she's the best

>>716002394
>She wonders if Byleth isn't actually a femoid because he is the Goddess avatar.
She really loves cock and hates pussy.

I yes way fagged yuri

Even the pissfag stuff is better than this disgusting AI garbage you keep spamming

I want a boy to pee in my pussy

Going through the nip names and comparing them to their translations, L'Arachel is a bit of a strange way to translate ラーチェル (Rācheru), even though it technically works. You would think that it'd be translated to Rachel.

>>716003821
Rachel is a pretty out of place name for the world of FE4.

>>716003927
>FE4
bwo?

>>716003927
Good thing she's in FE8.

wolt

>>716003981
>>716004003
Fuck, you know what I meant.

>>716003697
I'm trying to get better at making sloppa

>>716004273
>Seth
>Ross
>Joshua
>Kyle
>Tana
>Marisa
FE8 is filled with normal-ass names. Rachel wouldn't have been the slightest bit weird.

>>716004414
MOULDER

>berkut having a mental BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN because he got his ass beat by a peasant boy twice
lol

>>716004273
>>716004414
Like the only main name out of place is Ephraim.
They chose to spell Erika as "Eirika," but if they spelled it right, that name is also a name you would have heard in school during the early 2000s.

>>716004484
>the old man has a weird name
Anyway, here's the young woman Selena. She'll be Leon's dad's simp for the evening.

>>716004414
It would be funny if her real name is Rachel, but her autistic mind refuses to not havr a cool name.

>>716004484
The B O U L D E R!

>>716003697
What if the piss stuff was also AI.

>>716004647
AI Sami Advamce Wars pee please

I want to have sex with eirika and ephriam at the same time

>>716003697
You called?

>>716004414
Tbf, the other half of names is unusual to outright strange
>Dozla
>Cormag
>Gheb
>Innes
>Saleh
>Ismaire
And who could forget everyone's favourite
>Saar
>>716004571
Strangely, Eirika is an extremely accurate translation, as エイリカ is how it's spelled in game while エリカ is how Erika is usually romanized. The イ is very much an i without much room for interpretation, so the devs wanted to make Eirika's name to be pronounced fancily for some reason.

Can't you guys just post normal images of your waifu?

>>716004996
But debating names is fun.
>can't even type this character's name properly

>>716004996
No, sorry, can't get off to art unless it has bad anatomy and massive tits.

>>716004996
Reddit images? For sure

>>716004996
This isn't normal?

>>716004996
>posts village bicycle
>waifu
lol

>>716004996
Dozo

Ivy

>>716005496
I knew there was a part of you deep down that could love Shamir as she is

>>716004957
Saleh is a normal name, albeit I think it’s mainly supposed to be a surname, like Garcia

Man the state of fe threads when no relays.

>>716004756
Lyon…

divine dragon

>>716005661
Of course I love her as she is, but I also love her with massive tits

>>716004996

>>716005886
There’s nothing left to discuss right now. Blame Nintendo for not releasing the FE4 remake that they’ve clearly been sitting on for like 3 years.

>>716006169
I fucking hate Nintendo.

>>716006169
you mean the fe4 remake that doesn't exist

>>716006169
>>716006203
>blaming the yakuza and not ISIS themselves
shiggy diggy

>>716006169
They probably want to be able to drop it with a version that runs smoother for the Switch 2 at the same time because they have nothing ready for the Switch 2 yet.

Cutesythea

>>716006260
I don't know enough about the situation to actually know who I should hate, but I bet I hate both of them.

berniebro... your sacrifice will never be forgotten...

>>716006169
>FE4 remake
it doesnt exist bro

>>716005964
I love dwagons!

>>716004768
I need the full picture

>>715996378 (OP)
direct this week! switch 2 patches for engage and 3H!
PoR on gamecube releases!

>>716005124
Seiðr.
It's not difficult.

>>716006425
fuck off, you should consider suicide as well

>>716004996
Sure, why not?

>>716006508
Bruh.

>>716006512
berniebro is a war hero
what are you, besides gay and retarded?

BERNIE! BERNIE! BERNIE!

Where would you take these lolis?

>>716004996
Sure thing

>>716006561
>schizo
>war hero
LMAO. you're all mentally ill 3HRT

>>716006651
Berniebro was actually conscripted into the Ukraine Conflict and died in battle.

>>716006645

Sexy Robin.

>>716006604
To war.

>>715996728
What was that one post that claimed that whatever world Emblem Byleth came from had him choose Marianne for the S-rank?

>>716006803
No. No war.

>>716006727
>Berniebro was Ukrainian
Wait, for real? I thought he stopped posting because he was trying to sort his life out

>>716006465
https://files.catbox.moe/f3oi0x.jpg

>>716006835
I assume because he 1) knew Nemesis, which is only on Verdant Wind and 2) used Blutgang as his default weapon.

>>716006737
both at the same time

>>716006737

>>716007038
Based and thanks

>>716007047
There was also mentioning how 1) Byleth's Engage power of Goddess Dance is based on Marianne being considered the "canon" White Heron Cup winner in Heroes and 2) how their paired ending has Byleth learning public speaking from her and her adoptive father, since he isn't nearly as stunted in public in Engage.

>>716002976
Holy shit, why?

Marth is a fucker, but it was fun nevertheless.

Would you?

>>716007376
DEW NOOO MOUNTED UNITS DON'T INHERIT SOL DEW NOOOOO

>>716002976
Didn't they also nerf the trainees lol

>>716008139
>So unpopular that a demon dragon dude possesing your flesh is more popular than yourself.

>>716000051
Titania has a 2STR disadvantage and no silver weapon but she has better growths and is more valuable to the game's Hard difficulty.

>>716008249
I thought she was popular when in a sexo outfit.

>>716008249
base Robin looks like she smells weird

>>716008693
She's a hobo dressed like a cultist that Chrom found lying in a ditch

>>716008693
>>716008793
She's sexo

>>716008836
She reeks of mud, garlic, and fish.

girls smells so f cking bad...

>>716009013
Sniff her feet.

>>716009178
Ike and Soren only works if Ike's penis is average-sized and Soren's is massive.

>>716009178
I want to smell fujos after they've been masturbating to Ike X Soren porn for hours

>>716009178
my PoR soren somehow got bulky with like 11 defense. I gave him a +5% growth to defence and hitpoints but still. I try to use him more often but mages are so slow in PoR and theres no warp :(

>>715996378 (OP)
Good

Any goonettes in the chat tonight?

>>716009767
Uhh Edelgard is a lesbian and shows no attraction to Male Byleth.

>>716010347
*crits u*

>his waifu unit is bisexual
How do some of you handle that?

>>716010470
She's not though

Some female noble tried to pay her to do lewd things and she no way fag'd her

>>716009767
I fucking despise how most Edelgard art is just this. There's even a tag for it on Pixiv too. "Teacher lover Edelgard"

>>716010470
Honestly its kinda hot.

>>716011064
keeeeek

>>716011064
The Scissor Sisters!

>>716011064
>only 4 minutes after
You're actually controlling your obsession a bit

>>716011073
Not if it's her. That Edelgard problem also extends to Dorothea. Mercedes tho I'm down with

>>716011064
>>716011297
Is there a single carpet in all of Fodlan she *wouldn't* munch?

>>716011327
Byleth's

>>716011327
Mine :sadge:

>>716011451
It doesn't shock me that someone like this would show up in a Fire Emblem thread. Ever since Awakening this has been Nintendo's unironic gayest fanbase

Lissa

>>716011064
is this real? no way

I find it funny she's one of the few to explicitly want kids.

>>716011575
She even talks about same sex marriage and coating Catherine's face in her girl cum

>>716011575
The alt is. The pride flag is an obvious edit

>>716011542
Well considering that FE is literally the only Nintendo series with canon gay characters, I guess it makes sense that it has the gayest fanbase

>>716011730
I couldnt tell it was an edit with everything being gay but catherine does have her arm behind shamir. Its obvious they are confirming their status without straight out saying it.

>>716011730
>>716011064
This is the actual one.

>>716011481
>>716011658
Put your trip code back on Raul, so we can laugh at you

In her support with Catherine she's coming back from a mission and Catherine is the one who said she was worried she wasn't going to come back with Shamir being surprised Then Shamir says "we can wed if you're that worried about losing me" because Catherine is the one being so concerned so she wanted to crack a joke
Shamir constantly has a dry sense of humor where she often has to clarify she's making a joke, it comes up in lots of her supports
In her Balthus support in Warriors the whole conversation starts because Balthus wants to talk about how similar they are but Shamirs whole point is that they aren't
Balthus says they both are great fighters but Shamir says they have different styles, they both drink but Shamir says she can hold her liquor. They gamble but Shamir doesn't lose all her money.
Shamirs "I doubt our tastes are similar" is just a continuation and the fact that he's bringing up all these things so she jokes that the next thing they should talk about is women
Shamirs endings with Byleth, Dedue, and Hubert explicitly mention marriage
Her endings with Claude, Ignatz, Cyril, don't mention marriage
Catherine doesn't mention marriage
frogs les endings have marriage
If they were gonna make her gay they would have
Catherine is the one who blushes when Shamir mentions that Dagdans marry whoever
Shamir has a deadpan sense of humor, as seen in that Catherine/Balthus
Shamir tells Shez and Leonie that you shouldn't force your own preferences onto others
Shamir has no S rank with female Byleth but will blush with MByleth just from holding hands, but not with Catherine.
Their ending continues to paint them as partners, not a married couple, when some of Shamir's other paired endings do state marriage
The unit and tt imply it's just a vacation for Shamir and she wants alone time by herself, even pointing out her and Catherine are only work partners
Shamir has a penchant for sarcasm, unless you think she enjoys punching nobles or making parents fight

Shamir is not gay or even bisexual.

A close friendship does not automatically lead to gay sex and the fact you probably think it does ruins any future potential for meaningful platonic relationships in future games by making it all about sex.

>but muh Dagdan gay marriage
Shamir makes jokes, you may not realize it because she's supposed to be the aloof cool onee-san character, but in her fucking Byleth support she mentions she "gets to punch all the nobles she wants" and in her advice box her preferred answer is "it'd be fun to make the parents fight", so she has a sense of humor that's delivered in a matter of fact way that you almost don't realize it's a joke.

The entire context of her "Dagdans are gay" shit is that Shamir coming back from a mission and *CATHERINE* is the one who is worried Shamir wouldn't make it back, Shamir, noticing how worried her partner is, decides to crack a joke and say "hey how about we get married if you want to be attached at my hip so badly", to which Catherine reacts by blushing, so Catherine if anything is the one who has more bisexual tendencies, Shamir just likes to make jokes

>but muh Hopes Balthus convo
The entire point of the conversation was that Shamir said for every thing Balthus brought up she did the opposite of him. He gets drunk? She doesn't. He brawls up close? She fights from afar. He gambles and loses his money? She doesn't. Shamir is again making a joke, that this oaf is bringing up all these crass conversation topics, fighting, gambling, booze, that the next thing to talk about would be women. And in the JP translation she says "but of course we won't find common ground on that either", which would be a more direct explanation of "you like women and I fucking don't" Because if Balthus' taste was people like Claudes mom(who might have been tanned) why would Balthus not like Catherine as well?

>>716011782
And to no one's shock they make talking about FE the worst.

>but muh Hopes paralogue
The point of the noblewoman wanting to capture her was to les it up with her, Shamir said no way fag and dipped out. The original translation flat out says "don't push your preferences on others" as in "don't try to make people gay who aren't gay", but of course this wouldn't matter to "spaghetti is straight too until it gets wet" sexual deviant retards like you anyway, but it's still clearly a difference from the "no means no" translation the English version got

And most importantly, SHE CAN'T FUCKING S RANK FBYLETH
>b-but maybe FByleth isn't her type
FByleth and MByleth are the exact same. If she can fall in love with MByleth it would stand to reason that she'd fall in love with FByleth if she was actually attracted to women, but she doesn't. If I was in love with a woman and met a guy who had the same exact traits and even looked like a genderbent version would I think "oh damn guess I'm bi now"? No, I'd think "damn that's crazy but I'm straight so no thanks", exactly what Shamir does

Also, in Heroes in their summer alt, Shamir is literally trying to get away from Catherine because the origin of the alt is that it's a vacation for her. Shamir even mentions that their "partnership" is a work thing only, it's Catherine who is acting more clingy

>b-but they move to Dagda in their paired ending so clearly it was to get married
Gay marriage being more common in Dagda doesn't mean it's somehow illegal in Fodlan. The fucking archbishop will gay S rank. Would a European move to America to get married even though both countries have it legal just cause it's more common in one over the other? No way.

tldr: fuck off, Shamir isn't gay or even bi, she's straight, quit trying to ruin friendships by making everything gay, yuricucks are the annoying tumblr fujos of the FE fandom and I'm fucking sick of you trying to pervert everything to fit you shitty fetish

>>715996378 (OP)
They need to do something to revitalize my interest in the series. At this point frog and boar are the only things I still consume.

Oh my god actually kill yourself

Catherine eats out goth girl pussy

Schizos, schizos everywhere.

Reminder that 3H characters can be bisexual without being bisexual with Byleth. Petra X Dorothea proves this, as Petra has a romantic ending with the whore despite having no such thing with Female Byleth.

>>716011658
>had a too big family growing up
>creates a new big family when she marries
>the shitty EN localization missed the point that in the ending it says she opens up more and becomes more lively around her kids

>>716011873
You mean the line that is a forced shoehorned line that's a random nonsense reference to their A support taken completely out of context? From the same alt where she mentions them being "partners" starts and ends at work only and she'd rather spend her time relaxing by herself than dealing with Catherines bullshit

>>716012175
>Reminder that 3H characters can be bisexual without being bisexual with Byleth
Dorothea x Petra
Dorothea x Manuela
I guess Shamir x Catherine? idk
Yeah to no one's shock it's mainly Dorothea

>>716012230
Why does her 3 Hopes model look like a man? Does it look like that in 3 Houses, too?

>>716012109
Catherine gets her back blown out by Ashe hatefucking her for killing his dad

>>716012175
Except Dorothea is explicitly a bi whore. Neither Catherine nor Shamir are "gay" with anyone else so saying their gay just for each other is a huge reach. Especially since her first partner she loved was a guy. Plus she has no problem with killing Catherine if you go Crimson Flower

>>716012345
Houses and Hopes use the same models for applicable characters I'm pretty sure it's just the lighting that's better

Why do you care so much about your (fictional) wife being bisexual? She's still sucking your dick anyways

I always got some bi vibes from Shamir and Catherine. They probably tried it, might do it when they're drunk still sometimes.

Shit still catches me off guard whenever I see it

Fire Emblem threads are one of the few places I can actually imagine femanons showing up. Hell the first reply is the perfect example of it

>>716012797
The only reason I started playing Fire Emblem was because of my ex-gf (female).

>>716012797
We provably do have some, as we sometimes get tits posted.

>>716012851
It probably helps that the thumbnail is literally Dimileth, the definitive yume ship. I remember this one image of a black chick who loved Ashe getting posted every now and again

>>716012768
This one is easy, outsell Kirby.

>>716013062
He's been infected by her rotten womb

>>716012768
a remake of fe4

Does FE need more clussy?

>>716013223
stop liking evil clowns with giant honkers

>>716002267
She's too good for Sylvain. She belongs to me

>>716012768
Second generation.

SELIPH IS WOKE!!!!!

>>716012768
Getting laid.

Well who?

>>716012768
fates/awakening like child units with skill inheritance.

>>716013478
He just loves his wife so much!

>>716013523
Ingrid. Don't even gotta think about it. This is me btw

I love my wife, Annette.

Hey guys, I was thinking about getting into this franchise, what's a good game to start? I was looking at Three Houses, Echoes and Awakening, but can't seem to pick one.

>>716013836
She's my 2nd pick with Mercedes as my 3rd. The rest can watch

Help me break this fucker's passive. Sol is a beast but he caps out at 22 dex. Any way to work around it?

What are some features/upgrades you want to see in a hypothetical Three Houses: Class Reunion Edition & Knuckles
>timeskip designs for everyone not just students
>hub world casual outfits like in Engage
>reused maps across routes are wildly different per route so each route feels more unique
>updated textures, animations, models, etc

Rightttttttt people would be interested in the franchise after the last game burned everyone so hard, you idiotic samefaggot.

>>716013836
What does it say of her as a waifu whennmost people rather give her to the edgy swordman over claiming her for themselves?

>>716013890
Well Three Houses is largely self contained and its own thing. Awakening is basically a celebration of the series up to that point made with the understanding it would be the last. Echoes is a remake of the second game in the series. All three can be played without prior knowledge of the series.

>>716013938
lol
lmao

>>716013890
Play Gaiden

>>716013938
You need dlc faggot (lol

>>716013890
FE7 (just Fire Emblem in the west) or Awakening
especially not Gaiden/echoes

>>716013968
It's just the standard tsundere thing. The same thing went down with Lon'qu and Lissa.

>>716013890
The only one of those that's really more beginner friendly and similar to other games in the series is Awakening. It's also *super* easy. Go with that or any of the two English released GBA games(7 and 8)

>>716013957
Lebians can have child units. Twas a pet peeve of mine about fates

>>716014092
Women don't have the parts to impregnate women naturally

>>716013890
>I want my first FE experience to be be best of the possible options
Three Houses, Azure Moon
>I want the best game of the options to segway into the rest of the series
Awakening
>I am a masochist
Echoes

>>716014092
>Twas a pet peeve of mine about fates
That's expected out of a Fire Emblem thread. Down to the first word

>>716014092
I know you're just trolling me but 3H doesn't even have child units so you're just looking even stupider than usual

>>716013890
>I was looking at Three Houses, Echoes and Awakening
These are probably the 3 worst games in the series, so I have a feeling this is bait.

>>716012579

>>716014225

of course its bait the faggot wants to keep his dogshit thread alive

>>716014190
Yeah they should also add child units. You could put them in the timeskip if you fuck with the timeline enough

>>716013890
Out of those three, I'd try Awakening. Echoes doesn't really represent the series as a whole well, it's very different. 3H as well, it's also very different but I moreso would say not to try it because I've seen some people try it as their first game and get frustrated at just how much downtime there is between actually playing the game. Awakening, for all its flaws and there's a lot, is at least a game that's very snappy and easy to get into.

>>716013523
Whichever one is the Camilla of 3 Houses

>>716014145
Orochi did buttcrack better.

>>716013938
forge him a tomahawk.
your options for dex boosting emblems are marth, sigurd, lucina, lyn, eirika. if dlc: edelgard, soren, chrom.
with a +dex emblem and +dex passive you can push out 32ish dex. but he would get a lot more out of tanking with roy or ike because he's more or less guaranteed to get hit because of his passive. this is where you can start to see his issues.

>>716014378
Gameplay wise Hilda cause she's meant to be a wyvern lord

Personality idk Rhea I guess

Camilla likes cute girls.

>>716014225
Me in the middle of two boys who want my body PLEASE

Would ChromxJulia and LucinaxSeliph be considered incest? They all have Naga blood.

>>716014460
Mina's art always looks ugly no matter when it's made. She's now starting to shit up Persona searches

>>716014298
Pairings are only established at the credits, to add child units you'd need to have characters S rank each other in the first 13 or whatever chapters

It won't work

>>716014482
yeah I can believe that. Any other thread I would've called you a roleplaying fag

>>716014506
Didn't Awakening have a huge retcon that implied Seliph was Marths ancestor?

>>716014659
That's not a retcon, Jugdral was always set in the long distant past of Archanea.

>>716012768
Defeat treehouse and fire Nami Komuro and Maeda.

>>716014731
Yeah but they were continents apart and unrelated like how Valentia is apart from Archanea.

>>716014768
Add Kusokihara to that list.

>>716014659
I don’t remember but I guess it’s not really unfeasible. Jugdral and Archanea are canonically within sailing distance of each other.

>>715996728
Worst girl and ugliest girl in the fucking game.

the only FE game I ever played was one of the GBA games as a kid and I don't remember shit about it. I just started Awakening, is this a good choice to get back into the series?

>>716014912
But enough about you

what a shit thread.

>>716002254
Garon did because he wanted her to die and fail. I have no idea what the fuck Hoshido's plan was.

>>716014871
Cordelia was always my go to. So was big sister Hinoka. Red girls get my cock hard

>>716014979
It's Fire Emblem

Relays died for this...

>>716015045
Isn't it wonderful?

>>716002267

you know what. i normally dont like engage, but i wish this was an engage thread instead

>>716015079
My queen

>>716015045
I don't want to play Fire Emblem with anonymous strangers. I don't trust you niggers.

>>715996728
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=iz8wCyZV6H8
What kind of music do you think your waifu would listen to

Did you know Shamir is one of the few characters who likes the book of sheet music item

>>716002196
Dimitri wont fuck his teacher if they are a boy. He should have though, I feel you miss out on a lot of their relationship if you don't have his tower and endscene.

>>716015162
Maybe she just doesn't like simps.

>>716006425
Never forget, he was the best of us

>>716015238
Thank you for reminding me these faggot fuck devs didn't let you have a goddess tower event with anyone but the students and Flayn
>you MUST be a pedophile groomer and like it
Fuck off IS I don't give a shit about these stupid shitters

>>716015238
say gex baybeee

>>716006563

>>716015379
Cope and kill yourself because that pairing will never exist.

>>716014145
Dorothea is so beautiful

>>716014979
most high quality posters moved over to 8 moe by now lol

>>716015432
I guess her tits are ok

sex

Yuri wears makup

>>716015621
SETETH! YOUR SISTER WANTS TO RAPE ME AGAIN!

>>716015621
in character
>>716015635
That's one of his lost items

>3HRT trannies paid for a homosexual DLC

Dogshit

Flayn Sucks..

>noooooooooooooooooo my weways................... waaaaaaaaaaa

>>716015796
They're Three Houses fans. They were complaining that only one of them Ashen Wolves was gay instead of all 4 of them

>>716015863
you okay buddy

>>716015889
Bi. Not gay.

>>716016218
Bi are just faggots unable to commit.

>>716016218
I meant in a general sense. Since lots of queers just use the term "gay" as a catch all term for not heterosexual

Remember the big melty people had that Claude wasn't gay? FE fans are a disease. When left to their own devices, they make mods for Awakening and Fates that make every character gay and add even more censorship.

>>716016815
This was around the time Hoes Mad was a popular meme. I made an image of Claude saying "gays mad" and some decently big FE meme twitter account said it was the worst thing he's ever seen

>>716016871
Well someone sure was mad

>>716016871
>i-it's only okay when we make fun of others! leave us alone!!!!
Classic faggots.

>>716015796
Nel is canonically homosexual, no matter which Alear you picked.

Imagine Hapi but heavily pregnant with white babies

>>716017268
>Imagine Hapi
Pass. Her voice annoys me

>>716017318
She's a mix of Marianne and Linhardt while being a cute Gerudo girl

All Camilla wants is a bunch of children to dote on.

>>716016815
What is the heterosexual explanation for that scene where he takes Byleth dancing

>>716016672

Teen Camilla raped prepubescent Corrin

>>716017376
>Marianne and Lin
yawn
>>716017434
Non canon scene. Probably some proof that 3H was made with Femleth in mind

>>716017434
>heterosexual explanation
I've never seen a single straight nigga or bitch say that. Without fail it's always been a queer. Whether it'd be troon, fag, or dyke doesn't matter

>>716017493
>Probably some proof that 3H was made with Femleth in mind
It literally has an otome artist, so idk how anyone can deny that it wasn't made with a female protagonist in mind first.

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3899471

Micaiah is on the Epstein list.

>>716017775
Gross. No

in my last playthrough claud got cucked by alec

>>716018067
That happened to me too. I waa so fucking mad about it.

>>716017775
corrin's sister-wives are so hot...

>>716017676
male byleth has a better design than female byleth

>>716015379
good post

>>716018216
Only due by virtue of males being prone to more practical designs and not needing to sacrifice said practicality for sex appeal. Everything from the way Claude treats you to the scene with Dimitri saying your hand feels warm to being a vessel for a Goddess (and all of Rhea's former vessel attempts being female as well) make it very obvious FemByleth was the original template.

why did greil not use ragnell? is he retarded?

>>716018530
he couldn't wield it cause his fingers were cut up or something

>>716018624
he cut off the tendons in his dominant hand because reasons

>>716018530
Muh pride

>>716017034
>muh engayge
you are mind broken

>>716018530
Not like it would have made a difference anyway, he was both out of his prime already and unable to use his dominant hand.

Engage good

>>716019282
my wife the fire emblem!!

>>716019517
Me on the right but molesting a man chest

Alear is the 13th Emblem. The number 13 is commonly known to be considered an unlucky number in many cultures. Alear is also considered the main reason Engage did not perform well and thus set the series back financially and critically. It was all destined.

>>716019692
I don't think Alear or Engage were fundamentally bad but it needed to be directed by people who didn't have their brains on anime. Engage hints at a lot of really cool and interesting shit but it chooses to focus on the dumbest nonsense possible

>>716016815
I still think that he should have been the gay lord instead of Edelgard

>>716019889
They stone gays to death in Almyra.

>>716018925
I genuinely doubt anyone is seething about "3hrts" in 2025 other than Engagefags.

>>716019282
>>716019406
>>716019692
ew ugly

yeah engage hit all my checkmarks

>>716013523

>>716019958
That's why he leave

>>716019858
They need to get an outside writer again and not throw his work in the trash this time.

engage girls...

>the pissgayge samefag enters

>>716015432
That she is

>>716019692
Her professional sword oligoludia means “few play”

engage hotties > 3hrt troons

>the 3hfag samefag enters

>>716019971
I hate 3hrt because I hate shitnatsu art and how ugly is that game, not that you retards have any semblance of standards.

>>716020531
>and how ugly is that game
good morning saar

Thread needs more Linde

>>716020531
3hrt are the worst slop eaters

>>716020531
>and how ugly is that game
Thank you, Rajesh. Amazing post. High standard writing.

>>716020687
who?

>>716020636
>>716020709

>slop plot
>slop story
>slop chara
>slop graphics
>slop gameplay
3h truly is the sloppiest of them all

>>716020195
I just want to know how the Brodia/ Elusia conversation went after Diamant got home. Everyone saw a giant hole in the sky. Diamant says that Sombron returned but is now dead. But before he died, he ate a quarter of Elusia's entire population. Sounds like the ingredients of Manifest Destiny if Alear doesn't show up to tell them they're wrong.

>THAT'S A CHILD OF THE FELL DRAGON SO WE'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN!

>>716020687

>>716020709
True, go defend how Byleth becomes super saiyan retarded tranny.

>>716020820
>go defend how Byleth becomes super saiyan
Why do I never hear about when Alear goes Super Saiyan. After coming back from the dead. For the third time.

>icbms
>mole people
>retarded characters
>super saiyans
>retarded haircuts
>trannies
>schizos
we got it all xisters

>muh engayge again
You are mind broken kekaroooo.

It's always just a matter of time huh

>>716020687

>>716021004
Reminder that I took this image off Reddit

>>716021204
hot

>>716020952
>Alearfag shows up
>Starts samefagging “3HRT” posts
Hmmmmm

>>716021318
You weren't supposed to point that out.

>>716021332
You weren't supposed to post that at such a small resolution.

>>716021332

>>716021318
It goes both ways buddy, there's Alearschizo and the schizo that posts "Engayge" and "Pissgayge" Don't pretend to see one and not the other.

>>716021446
At this point I almost just assume anyone posting any term like
>3HRT
>Engayge
>Conqueer
>Trannius
Is the same person or group of buddies

Conqueers

>>716021573
I know for sure the same schizo who hates Engage also hates Conquest and usually groups both games' fans together. I'm not 100% sure if he's the same guy who has a hateboner for Tellius though.

>>716021204
How do we keep our kids safe from these evil women

>>716021573
Least that image spammer is gone.

>>716021864
For now anyway.

>>716019889
I agree, but then I remember claude fucking ups and vanishes in his romance ending with byleth lol

>>716021195
cute

>summons 8 dudes to block your path

>>716022306
Claude really talks to Byleth like a brother anyway.

>>716020132
>male byleth
genuinely shocking to see

>>716022305
>Oh ni-
>Vayke porn.
Do people even like Vayke?

>>716021004
I recognize those characters underneath. But don't worry. I won't tell the jannies

so like why dont you just post a relay thread if you want one? why do you guys just say relays are dead and give up when there isnt a thread?
>persistent enough to spend 3 hours scrimblo grindan
>fickle enough to give up all hope when you dont see a thread in catalogue

>>716022768
He's one of my favorites from Awakening, but he is specifically for Maribelle.

none of you have played this and it shows

it was pretty gay when claude took male byleth by the hand to dance. Weird

>>716023310
Every fan translation for it is ass. I'll keep not playing it until that changes

>>716023310

>>716023473
>>716023519
look at the image again

>>715996378 (OP)
Arthur!

>>716023602
Look at mine. Leif is super jacked

>>716023680
but is he as jacked as this guy

>>716023832
Why does he have so much magic

>>716023887
It doubles as Res in Thracia.

>>716023946
Yeah, but Arden shouldn't have good res

>>716023832
>0 speed
Marty's dad

>>716023832
>40 stat caps
>in thracia
what in the goddamn

>>716024053
That's the first thing you're surprised about and not Arden being in Thracia in the first place?

>>716023519

>>716018530
why does the jonkler? is he stupid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yNk8I-Yno4
Which FE girl would sing this in a karaoke bar?

>>716014936
You wish. Sorry you married the worst character in the game.

>>716024154
there's also 3 of them and they're all chasing me 1 mov at a time

Why is Micaiah Yunaka's emblem? Yunaka's a hag

>>716024436
It wasn't her first choice, it was just a means to an end to get to Anna and Jean

>>716024436
Yunaka stole it, remember. I know Engage's plot is bad but it's not that hard to follow anon.

>>716022759
Having Edelgard and Dorothea for waifus must be cursed.

>>716025431
This is why I'm a Lionfag. Yeah there's a lot of yaoi but I'll tolerate it for Ingrid, Mercedes, and Annette

god, 3hrt are so cringey

Doi should be the artist for the next FE game

>>716026218
Still bullshit that timeskip Ingrid isn't in feh. Instead it's still egghead Ingrid from Hopes

>>716026218
Same age as Lysithea

>>716026775
Or Suzuhito Yasuda

I'd say kaneko but last I heard he was jumping in the tech bro bandwagon with nfts and shitty ai art in a weird game he made

What about Ayami Kojima and we get a Castlevania like FE game.

>>716027168
>gothic fire emblem with vampires and werewolves
fuck it why not

What about Thiqq or Boris or Glazen and we get some official FE porn

People joke about or focus on how Corrin is barefoot, when she has her thighs right out in the open. And if it wasn't for her cape, her ass would be exposed as well. How horny were they when they designed her and why do I lowkey think it's kind of cool.

>>716027919
You think Corrin would like Kill la Kill?

>>716013523
Rhea in Silver Snow
Edelgard in Crimson Flower
Shamir in other routes (kuudere just like Byleth, a fellow mercenary)

>>716013523
If she doesn't blush during the confession, your waifu a shit.

>>716015162
I find it funny that Ingrid somehow has even less chemistry with the other dudes outside of Sylvain than the frog despite having 10 different romance options
I am not sure who is even supposed to be the otome protagonist of 3 houses

>>716025639
>Yeah there's a lot of yaoi
Outside of Dimitri acting like a faggot post-timeskip all of the guys are heterosexual chads
The empire on the other hand has bi-curious guys like Linhardt

>>716029036
I primarily mean when it comes to other Lionfags

>>716000618
>>716005886
>>716015045
>>716022994
RELAYS WILL LIVE!

>>716030582
Btw whats the turn limit for the gaiden?

>>716028890
Ingrid is an strange character. When you write it down, Ingrid has a lot of plotlines connected to her. There's the Tragedy of Duscur and her loss of Glenn connecting her to Dimitri and Felix. There's her racism towards Duscurians connecting her to Dedue. There's her love of chivalry and knighthood connecting her to Sylvain, Ashe, Felix, and Dimitri. And there's her needing to marry to save her home connecting her to Edelgard's war.

For a side character she's connected to so much. And yet she's one of the blandest characters in the game. How do you throw so many ingredients in a pot and the meal comes out tasting like nothing? I still like Ingrid

>>716013523
Marianne's S Support is the best on the entire franchise

>>716030621
go check FE WoD you lazy piece of shit

>>716030582
15

>>716030582

>>716030873
wrong reply
but that's the turn limit for the gaiden

>>716030873
Thanks.
Will start the thread after preps are done.

>>716030658
Yeah, I also like her
Mostly because she has himecut and she is also a beast in combat

>>716031130
So a funny thing I do nowadays is I'll give her Battalion Desperation, Weight -3, and a Brave Lance. Ingrid doubles all but the Assassins, so seeing her twack enemy units 4 times before they can hit her once is hilarious to me.

Claud should have been an opportunist war profiteer, not some wishy washy "uhh open borders in fodlan guys?" dude

>>716031268
Well that's what he ended up being in 3 Hopes. There's a whole scene where Claude gets called out by his own army because he made an alliance with Edelgard and the Empire, just for him to leave them to get mulched, while his fresh army cleaned up.

https://youtu.be/KkI_BOCoSTs?si=APC6dF93umaMSklZ

>Shez: How does that make you different from nobles who throw mercenary lives to the wind? An I going to be next?

>>716031514
Relay start!

>>716031582
that was so retarded. the one time claude does anything resembling a scheme and the entire faction gangs up to bully him for prioritizing his skin/faction over the shaky alliance he made with miss "fuck the status quo lets cause problems"

>>716031582
>Claudefags always complained about "he's too much of a goodie two shoes why isn't he a schemer like they wanted him to be"
>Hopes makes him an amoral piece of shit
>Claudefags: "what the fuck you ruined his characters"
top kek

>>716031704
Well it was more how cold blooded Claude was being. From Claude's perspective, he knows Edelgard's war doesn't just stop after the Kingdom and Church are subdued and so an Alliance is just bookmarking another war. And annexation into the Empire is not on Claude's menu so better to weaken the Empire on his way to wipe out the Church.

But from the perspective of his boots on ground allies, Claude just sent his own allies into a meat grinder. The Empire just bailed them out and Claude left them ass out, making him look like a monster.

Post that image of Marianne and Bernie holding knives and looking crazy

>>716031982
warriors claude was based, travant would be proud

>>716032286
>Houses Claude
>everyone from every background has something to offer! Let's tear down the borders between us and live in harmony

>Hopes Claude
>reignites a race war between Sreng and Faerghus to gain an advantage in his own war

>>716032456
There isn't a single character in Warriors that behaves in-character. That's because it's slop written by ISIS unlike the base game that was written by Koei with ISIS input.

Claude's "I just want to see what the world is like without you, Rhea" is probably the most retarded line in the game and isn't the world without Rhea just Almyra? A land where his people are thrown against the meat grinder and the rulers are either too ignorant or arrogant to change?
Not to mention without Rhea and killing Byleth on GW, the Agarthans have absolute free reign over Fodlan which is the absolute worst outcome.

What I'm getting from this is that you should always go Blue Lions. Don't gotta tell me twice

>>716032952
I went golden deer because I thought claude was the most interesting in the 5 seconds you get with talking to the lords before you choose a house in 3houses. also I'm a massive fucking contrarian

>>716032952
Sadly Lions lose Byleth paralogue because for some fucking reason we need Leonie sorry ass.

>>716033240
Lions is the only path where Catherine is playable so there's a unique paralogue where you, Shamir, Catherine, and Jeralt have to kill enemies before they can escape. I never once completed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6uoPAngQcs

There's also a pretty cool one where Dimitri, Sylvain, and Rodruige help Gautier territory and the reward is the Lance of Ruin

>>716032772
The story in 3 hopes always got kinda shit, but Claude was put such a horrific character assassination that it completely turned me off from the game.

>>716030658
We love Ingrid thoughever

>>716033613
>Claude
Shitskin, next question.
Okay seriously though his character was interesting but he was executed poorly

>>716033629
Any normal person would. But as you probably know most FEfags aren't normal

>>716033497
Yeah but Byleth paralogue should be for all.
Give Leonie has her Shamir paralogue for herself anyways. Why put her in another team?
Keep Ignatz and Raph you bozos.

>>716033790
Talking about Ingrid, and really most characters, with normies should count as brainrot. Contrary to popular belief Ingrid's racism has a context. As far as she, and most people, know the people of Duscur killed her King and her fiancé. It's not because they're brown, she'll fuck Claude if so inclined. But if you talk about it with most normies she's just a chud who hates gay people. Because she won't let Dorothea fuck her. Even though Ingrid was entirely willing to be friends with her, she just wasn't interested in a relationship. Ingrid is friends with Mercedes and Mercedes is also bi. So what the fuck?

Lewyn Gen 1=Big Boss
Lewyn Gen 2=Venom Snake

Ingrid would hate browns because they're brown if I was the 3H writer by default
The Tragedy of Duscur just quadruples the innate hatred

>>716034129
Thankfully, you're not the writer

>>716034313
Unfortunately*

>>716034065
It's like you said bro. Literal brainrot. Doesn't help that a lot of these guys frequent places like r/Shitpost Emblem

>Bow locked until promo
>Joins halfway through the game at level 1 unpromoted
>Can get one-rounded by almost everyone on her debut chapter
What were they thinking?

Hapi and Petra should be pregnant from Ashe

>>716034552
Bro? She was my best unit in PoR
My favourite
Sad that she was never in another game I really liked her

>>716034065
Even though it's meme media literacy is indeed very real, and most modern FEfags fail on a frightening level

>>716034548
There's nothing wrong with Reddit that doesn't also apply to the fourth channel

>>716034628
Maybe. I just inherently think the worst of them. Like even more than twitter users

>>716034693
Titania is a MILF full stop

>>716034693
upvoted

Where's the porn

>>716034794
A Mother I'd Like to Fuck?
Whose mother?

>>716034847
I took it all. You will never see it again

>>716034864
I wish she was mine if that counts

>>716034864
Ingrid's mom's mother

yeah go ahead and post porn nothing bad will happen

>>716034847

>>716035072
TRANSLATE IT WEEBS

>>716035076

>>716034693
Shamir becomes a MILF in her ending

>>716035076
She saw some steak left alone at the table

I was on r34 earlier looking at various 3h girls and I came across this one image of Ingrid giving the pov male a footjob with her pantyhose still on

>>716035418
Okay, that's it...I will...to Ingrid...

>>716035460
When I'm in the mood for FE the Lion girls are always my goto

>>716035657
>nodusfm
>overused23
Have to check these two constantly

>>716035084
according to chat gpt:
If you feel the urge on the battlefield, relieve yourself on the spot while staying in combat mode.

Holding it in is dangerous—it can delay your judgment or create an opening for the enemy.

At first, you won’t be able to urinate while clothed, even if you try consciously, but with practice, you’ll get the hang of it.

You must choose: abandon your shame or abandon your life.

>>716035940
She must have learnt that from Larcei

>>716034693
> Micaiah
> a milf
Not with such a high pitched voice she has in Engage

>>716004957
>エイリカ
It's エイリーク actually.

>>716015162
This is basically how racists work in real life. Irrationally hating people rather than anybody that actually fantasizes about murdering them or genuinely despises them. Most Nazis that were tortured at Nuremberg were tortured by British soldiers. Aka: Their fellow whites.

>>716030658
She's basically the 3h equivalent of the green/red cav units. Lots of connections, mostly irrelevant and kind of bland.

>>716034693
Rhea isn't a mother though.

>>716036864
With Byleth S support - yes she is

>>716013523
Always change it based on the route I play.

>>716036971
Same is true for Cecilia and Roy though.

Only Titania is doomed to never having kids since she can't get over Greil and Ike is too much of a sword autist to ever settle down.

>>716037120
>too much of a sword autist
He has no problems dicking Senerio / Soren though

>>716035994
Larcei hasn't overcome the shame yet though

>>716034552
>Paragon
>better averages than Titania
>gets to pick her second weapon
>bows are insanely good in late game
I dunno what they were thinking, but she's good.