GOOOOOOOOOOOODS

just for those wondering, that video is sped up, AI and reversed.

>>716013183
could you post the original?

>>716013453
No, the AI destroyed the original.

>>716013087 (OP)
we must be better men

MY WIFE'S

BEAUTIFUL

MASCULINITY

>>716013087 (OP)

Why yes, I am enjoying Skyrim, lads.

>>716013761
>>716014658
>>716016225
Where did this meme come from? I ask sincerely.

>>716013453

>>716013087 (OP)
MARIO

>>716013087 (OP)
>>716019915
This should be manly as fuck but thanks to leftists it just looks extremely s()y.

>>716020196
But it is manly.

>>716013087 (OP)
Tomar?

>>716020381
Bald heads with huge beards will never be manly again.

I can tell from his proportions that he's like 5'4

>>716020196
It's safe manly

>>716020196
It's soi because he's the size of a gnome, and those holloween express axes aren't helping.

>>716013087 (OP)
That's nuts!

>>716013087 (OP)
GRIMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR

>>716020196
he drops the axes before impact, making him tonight's biggest loser

>>716019956
thats photoshopped, he took care of him

>>716020196
Its lame because hes trying to look manly.
Being a try hard is lame no matter what you're trying to do.

>>716019915
>>716013087 (OP)
I wonder what goes through a bald soi beard manlet's head throughout the day

>>716020196
This is the aftermath

>>716022183
wtf

>>716019915
The gods of Olympus have abandoned m- ACK!

zozzle>>716022183

>>716020196
It looks onions because he's 5 feet tall

>>716022183
What in the actual fuck, don't tell me this is one of those """"alpha"""" camps where you pay to do this shit

>>716019410
YouTube video essay thumbnails

>>716019915
this is how tomar abandoned oneyplays

>>716022183
I keep telling you guys that far right obsession with masculinity long term ends up ina really weird gay place.

>>716022183
>>716023438
ok, what is the source for this i want to laugh

>>716022183
>When your friend brings his gf to guy's night

Whats next for GoW franchise? Will we have Egyptian Gods?

>>716020196
It's very performative which is vain and vanity is a womanly trait. And that aside it's not actually espousing any "dangerous" manly virtues that are hated by modern society but just wearing the aesthetic of masculinity because "le heccin vikings were badass!"

>>716023581
>when your bull brings your gf to guy's night.

>>716019915
I think that's kinda cool and takes some huge balls to do

You faggots will find a way to hate anything for literally no reason and still wonder why women refuse to fuck you

>>716023818
The plastic axes dont help

>>716024135
Who says I'm interested in whores?

>>716023645
Kratos has kinda settled in the norse pantheon now, it was cemented in the roguelike DLC for Ragnarok. If there's an Egyptian trilogy of games, then it'd have to be a prequel set right after 3 where Kratos is visiting the Greek settlements in Egypt to sort his thoughts or whatever.

>>716024030
>I think that's kinda cool and takes some huge balls to do
There'll be some shrinkage, tho

>>716024135
>Says the tranime faggot

>>716019915
How is it that you can tell he's a manlet without actually knowing his height or having anything to compare him to?

>>716019915
>drops both axes and cowers before he hit the water

>>716024135
I don't wonder why women refuse to fuck me. I'm intelligent AKA severely mentally ill. I see vapid retarded whores everywhere I look and realize that unless I find myself a unicorn, sticking my penor into a roastie toastie will make me feel as degenerate as if I was fucking an animal. So I make no effort to chase roasties and have in fact dodged several.

>>716024482
Head-to-height ratio.

>>716024482
Head to body ratio.
But fuck you guys, it's onions because it's trying to be Kratos not because he's short

>>716022183
>we need to be better men....for our wives' sons....

>>716019915
If you don’t look like this or do this, you’re not white. Simple as.

>>716024206
oh right i forgot that one comic where he passing by egypt for a brief moment. Idk perhaps maybe the continuous plot will be like kratos wish to be young and powerful again then time travel shenanigans happen. Typical trend i know but i rather it have actual prequel

>>716024705
>I am so smart!

>>716013087 (OP)
What would have happened if he had missed the water?

>>716025286
One less Switch owner in the world

>>716020196
>thanks to leftists
you're extremely mentally ill

>>716025545
why do you feel call out?

>>716025215
>Idk perhaps maybe the continuous plot will be like kratos wish to be young and powerful again
No, he doesn't. Play the DLC, or watch the story bits on youtube. He absolutely does not want to be his young raging self anymore, he found peace of mind and conviction. It'd have to be a prequel, but that's not all bad, because it'd mean we could get a taste of old (Young) angry Kratos again, at least in bursts, and he could be a bit more dynamic in battle with more aerial combat.

>>716025586
esl

>>716020196
It's woke manly

>>716025220
Yeah it's super gay

>>716022183
Imagine the orgy at night

>>716013087 (OP)
AND SERVICES

>>716021295
>make character's head smaller
>he instantly looks taller
How does this even work?

>>716013087 (OP)
>Original series
>Hack'n'Slash romp through Greek mythology as an angry god-killer Not-Heracles Spartan man out for revenge

>Sequel-reboot based on Norse mythology
>You're still the Not-Heracles Spartan man, but you're up in Scandinavia for some fucking reason and you're a beardy dad, you're not so angry anymore and you actually really regret what you were in the original series and its a big fucking moviegame
I liked the part where nuKratos verbally berates original Kratos, even though the only reason we're even playing as Kratos rather than a Norse warrior was because the original Kratos was such an iconic and marketable character.

>>716023645
>Kratos, the oracle of Lesbos is dead... Ra has murdered her.
>*Debra Wilson's spirit appears...
>no Cleopatra... he failed to assassinate me, I used my last forces to disintegrate and now I must return...
>*generic dramatic orchestral music*
>Ra has already hurt too many lives...I...I must face him and face my demons...
>Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa where is my wife's son?!!!!!
>Wow Kratos, we meet again but this time it is the end!
>The oracle is dead and there are no maidens left to replace her...
>And therefore... the pantheon will fall!
>I am furious!!!
>*Kratos and Idris Elba fight violently in an interactive CGI scene where you have to press square, circle and triangle*.
>You're supposed to be a better man!
>We can all change! Be more docile, more submissive!!!
>*Kratos and Ra fall into the pyramid destroying it totally!
>You are weak Kratos, this is the end of you!
>*An arrow pierces his hand*
>*Atreus arrives*
>Now he is vulnerable! I've pierced him with Cuckimus' arrow!
>*Kratos stands up and continues the fight while Egypt is about collapse*
>You have defeated me...
>*Ra dies with a smile on his face*
>But Kratos... we can't do anything... there are no maidens that can inherit the sacred baculum of the oracle of Lesbos...
>*Kratos starts to remember his life...
>We must be better...
>We must sacrifice to save...
>*he pulls out his swords*
>I am the god of hope!
>*Kratos mutilates his dick and balls*
>*His dick and balls fall to the ground in slow motion as dramatic music plays in the background like in Baldr's death scene*
>Now... I am a maiden... a goddess
>*Kratos grabs Debra Wilso's baculum and launches a shockwave that restores egypt.

>>716019915
FATALITY

>>716024180
>>716024705
>I didn't even want pussy anyway
lol

>>716013087 (OP)
the thumbnail is a loli upskirt pic, plack panties, white summerdress, right leg straight, left leg bended at about 90 degrees, some kinda braclett around the left ankle.

somebody tell me you see it too

no

>>716026537

>>716026528
No, I don't. They're all filthy nonvirgins. I don't want anything that everyone has access to.

>>716026237
Outside of zika babies and extreme genetic deformities, human heads are all within a relatively small size range at adulthood. Even dwarfs. So our brains have adapted to use head heights as shorthand for total height since it's consistent.

>>716026636
If you jack off to porn that means you want pussy.

>>716026680
I don't think that's really true. Short dudes usually have smaller skulls and tall dudes usually have bigger skulls.

>>716026708
I don't jack off to 3D trash.

>>716022183
i don't see what's wrong with it?

>>716026773
But you still jack off to porn, whether it's 3D or 2D it doesn't matter. You just find it easier to get off to 2D stuff because it's further divorced from the reality you know you'll never achieve.

>>716023438
There's no far right "obsession" with masculinity, the left are just faggots.

>>716026537
ur cooked lil bro

>>716026708
it's true that the vagina is the only value women have
but most of their vaginas are too loose and used up to have any value

>>716026842
It's easy to access rotten fishheads, the real difference is that cucks like you actually want to access them.

>>716026537
Draw it

>>716022183
wow
those are some really sensitive dudes

>>716024592
>cowers before he hit the water
rolling into a smaller surface area stops him from killing himself

maybe didn't want to sink the axes?
but yeah looks better edited

>>716026509

>>716024705
having sex with animals is based thoughbeit

>>716013087 (OP)
I hope Sony goes bankrupt during this decade for destroying GoW.

>>716027659

>>716028206
You have a really.... fervid imagination anon.

>>716028206
nigga is cooked

>>716013087 (OP)
What a cringe faggot! TikTok was a fucking mistake.

>>716027539
>It's easy to access rotten fishheads
So then why can't you?

>>716023514
God of War for the PlayStation 4 & 5.

>>716028206

>>716028726
I can, I won't.

>>716028548
>>716027428
Speak human.

>>716028983
You know virgin women exist right? Why don't you just fuck them?

>>716029081
The police won't let me near kindergartens.

>>716028206
holy shit I see it

>>716028769
>Get hired to be another on eof those fag
>Contract says i need to respect my superiors
>Fails to mention said superiors
>When i get to the job site nobody says who is the superior because bugmen are just like that and i'm supposed to know already
>See performance
>Laugh at them
>My turn, my colleague kneels
>Not me though
>Everyone now staring
>Girl is staring too, eyes wide open
>WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
>She closes in and starts rubbing herself on me
>Huh
>Sex ensues
>Bugmen treat me as the king now
Guys, what the hell happened? This is the 7th girl i'm fucking and i don't know why!

>>716021951
They were rubber

>>716028206

>>716026537
We've determined that euthanasia is in order.

>>716026537
what nofap for 2 hours does to a gamer

>>716013087 (OP)
GIVE ME BACK MY WIFE'S SON PLEASE

>>716029206
Virgin adult women exist it's just that they're just as much repulsive autistic societal outcasts as you are so you don't want them

>>716019915
i look like this, but taller

>>716029448
Is the line below the nose a mouth? I always assumed it was a wrinkle

>>716029025
the future is now, old man, and ur cooked

>>716029963
It's a mouth.

>>716019915
Let me guess. his bull's name is Jamal?

>>716023438
i keep telling you that gays love projecting gay fantasies onto everyone they see.

>>716030641
sounds reasonable, but what's wrong with fujos?

>>716030580
Let me guess, you are on HRT.

>>716029963

>>716013087 (OP)
SLAY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE WILL BE YOURS

>>716028206
>foot
>circles some snow

>>716019915
One little mistake, and he would've ended up all his ribs and legs broken, two axes lodged in his face, and ass full of ice.

>>716027223
Keep telling yourself that faggot. Youre perfect and everyone else is always to blame. Faggot

>>716020659
halt die fresse du affe

>>716033154
>faggot
Erm, is this some right wing toxic masculinity? Why would being effeminate be bad?

>>716024135
You were right there on the edge of being right but you just had to turn it into "lmao incels" bit and ruin the whole thing.
Shame on you anon.
Besides you are severly overestimating women standards

if 70% of the male are inchels who fucks the femals? dont they need sex? are they not horny?
when will they give up seeing them self as queen and get back begging male too take them?

>>716026296
Time and time again i've been saying that you could take Kratos away from GoW4/5 and absolutely fucking nothing will change in the story. He could be a literally who foe all it cares. Nothing there hinges on him being Kratos. A warrior from a distant land? Maybe a little bit, but not Kratos specifically.
He's just there because it will sell.

>>716024823
>Body
There is a difference between someone being 6ft plus with short/normal legs and someone being 6ft plus with long legs.
Plenty of lanklets around (some are not even tall) All their height gain is in their legs.

>>716020659
This phrase simultaneously means nothing yet I can think of several examples of the bat.

>>716022183
I think this is some men's retreat and they had to pay $10k for this. Also they're all pretty gay but my gaydar is going off badly with that blonde guy

>>716019915
Why the foam axes? Getting two actual axes from home depot would probably be cheaper.

>>716019915
brown people fears this

>>716024135
>women refuse to fuck you

Why would I want to fuck a woman? That shits gay.

>>716022183
TOPKEK I need more of this.

>>716026708
I only watch ladyboy porn

>>716028206
Hoyl fuckackackack

>>716027523
That's on you for only knowing boring bitches.

>>716028206
Based cunny schizo

>>716026126
No crust, all clean, bro ok ok