Thread 716015840

We good, bros?

The world is a worse place with me in it, and that's why I'll keep on living.

>Dear gamer: the world is a better place with you in it.
Literally (and not figuratively) no one says this

>>716015840 (OP)
Suicide dear gamer the world in a prevention better place it's ok not to be ok with you in in

>>716016017
You couldn't even stay consistent.

>>716015840 (OP)
Slaughter all feminists

The majority of the world's problems can be solved with genocide. Prove me wrong

>>716016017
>it's okay not to be ok with you in it (the world)
brutal

>>716016178
>solve 1 problem
>10 new problems pop up
It never ends.

>>716015840 (OP)
Suicide, dear gamer. Prevention? The world is a better place. It's ok not to be ok with you in it.

DON'T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE

>>716016178
Which geno, though?

>>716015840 (OP)
ACK

>>716016158
After we slaughter all incels, oh wait they’ll eventually just kill themselves lol

>>716015840 (OP)
yes
>>716015976
based!

>>716015840 (OP)
Legalize suicide so I can get the fuck out without having to jump in front of a train like an Indian you motherfuckers

all this rampant "pro"-mental health shit has probably done more damage.

THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COME GET ME MOTHERFUCKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>716016714
wasn't assisted suicide legal in some country?
It will probably cost a pretty penny, but it was legalized as far as I know.

>>716015840 (OP)
>IT'S OK NOT TO BE OK WITH YOU IN IT

that's some cold shit right there

>>716016714
you really think THEY are going to let you off easy?

>>716016779
I'm not crossing the border and putting like 10k on the table to get barbiturates in my veins this shit should be free just take the organs

My favorite one

>>716016427
A genoslide, human.

>>716015840 (OP)
The deep state wil flood your social media walls with suicide prevention messages just before they come to your house and "suicide" you.
I hope you don't express any political opinions, anon

>>716016779
A 64-year-old American woman with a severe autoimmune condition reportedly became the first person to die in a Sarco suicide pod in Switzerland in September 2024
. The Sarco, also called a "suicide capsule" or "euthanasia device," is a 3D-printed pod designed to facilitate assisted suicide without requiring a doctor or medication. The woman reportedly pressed a button to release nitrogen gas into the pod, causing a rapid decrease in oxygen and leading to death by hypoxia

>>716015840 (OP)
They should do one of those sign gags where the lights on some of the letters are broken so it reads something like:
>suicide
>the world
>it's okay not to be
>in it
Or something more clever idk you get the idea.

>>716015976
Based.

>>716017021
>Tells you hell is full
>Points guns to at you
Wut?

Only because theres no way to prove Hell isn't real.

So the suicide meta is exit bag right? With helium gas and stuff

>>716017021
kek

>>716017238
They're so metal they send you back to the world of the living

>>716017212
Didn't one fail and someone had to bump them off?

>>716016565
Exactly, that's why you can focus on the important part: slaughter all feminists.

>>716016714
Suicide is legal. How the fuck are they gonna prosecute you?

>>716017403
In my country, if you fail your suicide attempt, you get locked into a psych ward. Happened to my brother. He killed himself successfully after he was out.

>>716017234
They already did.
Do you seriously think the way the words are set up making it a reference to the "don't dead open inside" door is a coincidence?

>>716016952
good, suffer then miserable worm

I want to kms cause I’m in a kissless virgin at 24 and I’m in love with a pretty gay boy that lives halfway across the world from me. God my life sucks, why is it so hard to end it?

>>716015840 (OP)
have you taken your medication today?

A man walks into a library and asks the lady at the desk "Do you have any books on suicide?"

The lady responds "Yes, on the second aisle, left hand side, on the third shelf"

The man goes down the aisle and then returns a minute later. "The shelf was empty"

The librarian responds "Yes; the bastards never return them"

>>716017256
We're running out of helium you nigger, one suicide with it is one less dog turd we can send to the stars you sick fuck

>>716017656

Heh, thats a good one.

>>716016427
whitey

nobody gives a fuck faggots. VIDEO GAMES

>>>/xitter/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/r9k/

>>716015840 (OP)
>ITS OK NOT TO BE OK

Uhh, did they mean it's okay to be not okay? Was this written by an ESL?

>>716016565
why do most women have such violent and extreme rape fantasies?

>>716015976
exactly how i feel

>>716017876
It's missing a comma.
>It's ok not to be, ok

>>716017940
because men were like that throughout history, it became a coping mechanism. now tell me why men violently rape women?

>>716018124
It's kinda hard to peacefully rape women

>>716018124
i don't care that men rape women. i care that women who proclaim all men to be rapists seem to heavily fantasize about rape. they say all men are evil pedophiles yet they all seem to be attracted to those kinds of guys lol google Richard Ramirez and Ted Bundy.

>>716018124
Because if we waited for your retarded asses to "consent" then nothing would ever get done. Notice how birthrates only started to decline with the advent of feminism?

>>716016427
It really doesn't matter. Someone's problems will be be solved.

>>716015976
based and same

>>716017021
>>716017296
Unironically good suicide prevention

>>716018267
birthrates started to severely decline once teens got educated and birth control/condom/abortion became a thing you kike
also keep in mind that everything is expensive now, people can’t afford to have kids, and it’s not like we need 10 kids to work the farm anymore

>>716015840 (OP)
>suicide dear gamer prevention the world is a better place its okay to not be okay with you in it
what did they mean by this

The weak breeze whispers nothing
The water screams sublime
His feet shift, teeter-totter
Deep breath, stand back, it’s time
Toes untouch the overpass
Soon he’s water bound
Eyes locked shut but peek to see
The view from halfway down
A little wind, a summer sun
A river rich and regal
A flood of fond endorphins
Brings a calm that knows no equal
You’re flying now
You see things much more clear than from the ground
It’s all okay, it would be
Were you not now halfway down
Thrash to break from gravity
What now could slow the drop
All I’d give for toes to touch
The safety back at top
But this is it, the deed is done
Silence drowns the sound
Before I leaped I should’ve seen
The view from halfway down
I really should’ve thought about
The view from halfway down
I wish I could’ve known about
The view from halfway down

>>716018124
because its fun.

>>716016427
6 000 000

>>716018685
Bojack Horseman sucks and you should kill yourself for posting it.

Nah shits fucked. I can’t kill myself though my parents would be sad.

>>716018968

Suck a dick dumbshit

>>716018587
niggers and browns have tons of kids to get gibbs

>>716018124
>tell me why men violently rape women?
The evolution of the homo sapien mammalian species.

>>716015976
Unfathomably based.

>>716019032
You have to go back.

>>716015840 (OP)
they told us that we were worthless

I probably have to get a job soon but I don’t know how to get a job.

>>716015976
Well shit, I didn't realise that this was the Absolute GigaCHAD thread.

>>716015976
yeah

>>716016427
Anyone who can't visualise the apple.

>>716019442
Nowadays you need someone to get a job for you, sadly. Going outside and spamming your CV just isn't enough, unless you want to work at a gas station or something.

>>716017238
Grim Fandango rules, when you're dead being killed reincarnates you.

>>716015840 (OP)
If and when I decide it's appropriate I will kill myself. Mind your own fuckin business.

I'm dealing with constant pain, fatigue, and nausea from a crippling illness. I had to drop out of college, i can't hold a job, I can't do shit. I live with my family who are all retarded obnoxious adult toddlers who constantly shout, act irrationally and absurdly, and occasionally force me to do ridiculous physical labor that causes intense pain on every inch of my body, they outright tell me that if I won't they'll make me homeless, and of course because this is burgerstan I have no backup, I didnt even get accepted for partial disability after years of applying with a lawyer helping me out. I don't get any real sympathy either, aside from looking pale and exhausted I mostly just look like a normal guy to people, some parasitic mid 20s something living off his family. No one knows how sick I am, no one gets it, no description is enough, there isn't a single part of my body that works properly. Of course that will change soon because within the next few years, as I continue to get worse, i'll probably need a cane, and then a wheelchair.

I can't mentally escape through video games anymore, nothing makes me happy anymore. I can't kill myself though, i have an adorable little pet tortoise that only loves me and I'm certain my family will neglect/abuse it if I'm not around anymore. I do think about dying pretty frequently though.

>>716015840 (OP)
I am really bothered by the fucked up kerning here. Look at how thin the V and W are.

suicide is for faggots i hope you do it

>>716015840 (OP)
>DON'T DEAD
>OPEN INSIDE

>>716015976
fpbp

>>716015840 (OP)
Think about ending it basically daily.
But I saw a video years ago, its a 911 call of a kid brother who found his older brother dead after he shot himself. The audio haunts me. And I just refuse to do that to my family. I won't be the reason anyone sounds like that.
I also know a guy who disappeared. I suspect he went into the woods to kill himself and was never found. His family is still looking for him. I won't do that either.
So I just struggle on. Make the best of it.

Been playing a lot of Warframe again lately, but have the itch to pick a survival game back up. Something I can build stuff in. Any suggestions?

>>716022508
Dayz is good. Don’t kill yourself fren. Someone has to stick around to fix the world. I know shit sucks but still if we off ourselves the bad guys win.

>>716015840 (OP)
No. I don't really enjoy anything anymore and have lost all hope for anything to improve. The times when I tried, things went horribly wrong again and again.

I just hang out here because it's weirdly cathartic being around other miserable fucks.

bros, don't unalive yourselves. think of all the marvel movies you'll miss!

> Suicide, dear Gamer.
> Prevention. The world is a better place.
> It's OK to not be OK with you in it.
They're getting poetic with the anti-gamer sentiment.

>>716015976
this.im a based and racist nazi incel who stalks and harasses women both on the internet and irl. im never ever going to kill myself. oh, and i hate niggers.

>>716015976
Finally, a good post on this God forsaken board

>>716015840 (OP)
I like how formatting text like this reveals who has never seen a book before

>>716015976
Based beyond belief.

>>716015976
This guy fucks.

Never. Life has been a series of distractions to help me pass the time for longer than I can remember. Meaningless shotgun platitudes like >>716015840 (OP) are pointless. There is no genuine path to any kind of happiness that matters because if part of that is needing other people to make up for how I feel it in itself just seems selfish.

>>716015840 (OP)
is F76 worth playing at this point? seriously

>>716015976
Based spite enjoyer.

>>716018124
>be woman
>born long after the fall of patriarchy
>never been raped in your life
>schlick (girl version of fapping) to porn of you getting raped by chad
>but its not actual rape, it looks like that on the surface
>its actually you getting dominated hard and dicked the fuck down by the type of man who makes you wet to begin with
>its hypergamy
>such is life as a dumb femoid

>>716015840 (OP)
Fallout 76 players really are retarded

>>716015976
fpbp

gaymers never die... they respawn

Women are retarded btw

Legends never die... They're written down in eternity.

If I had a gun just lying around I would've killed myself already

>>716017256
Many suppliers mix helium with oxygen now, it won't kill you. It'll give you brain damage. Pretty fucked up, honestly.

>>716015976
Unequivocally based.

>>716017212
That woman also had suspicious marks around her neck are consistent with strangulation, so the odds are the gas knocked her out and the doctor took matters "into his own hands" so to speak.

I won't kill myself. I just will turn off until nobody wants to be around me anymore, ultil my family doesn't care anymore. So nobody has to suffer for me not being.

>>716020294
>nothing makes me happy anymore
Anhedonia detected consult the online jeet or go see a psychiatrist

>>716016178
I cant

>>716015840 (OP)
The fuck is this shit?

>watch Dr.K
>helped me solve my Anhedonia and suicidal tendencies over time using the power of psychiatry and not tranny psychologist
Based jeet I feel so free

>>716015840 (OP)
You know it looks less transparently performative if you don't include the phrase "Suicide Prevention" like a slogan, in big bold text

>>716029728
dude wtf my plan s noooo