Thread 716094668

I do NOT live here

I will piss out my window and if you get hit by the piss laser it is your fault for living on a lower floor than me.

hey guys i heard judge dredd is somewhere in the building. keep it down i don't want him shooting up my floor.

>>716095034
>he can't piss up to higher floors
Scrub.

Alright boys, full moon out tonight. I'm going to floor 666 to fuck something up. Wish me luck

I wonder why all the anons in my floor have green skin, it's that normal?

Fuck yeah, liminal space thread.

>>716095452
>IM GETTIN ME MALLETT

>>716095034
If that piss hits me the mods themselves aren't gonna be able to stop what I will do to you

>>716095575
OI GIT, OPEN UP! IS WAAAAGH TIME! GET OFF THE ZOGGIN INTERNET

>>716095452
Yeah right, you're gonna go up there and get swayed by the demons to do evil shit like you always do, and a little purple dog is going to have to save your soul and redeem you.

>>716094668 (OP)
Should i take the shot?

anyone wanna play some Guilty Gear? I got my puter and 2 gamepads ready, just visit my apartment pls
I also have some chips and soda

>>716094668 (OP)
Wahahaha!

>>716095034
>The Platform (2019)

>>716095787
>Anon discovered one of the /pol/ Hitler clones in the building
Look if you kill one they're just gonna make more dude it's a losing battle.

guys the rumors are true if you spend an hour on floor 63 it turns you into a hot babe
I just spent the last 10 hours masturbating to my reflection

has anyone found a way to the ground floor yet?

Woah dude it's like le backroomzorz

>>716095769
Stupid anon! You're making me look bad


OOGA BOOGA BOOGA OOGA

>>716095616
I find it funny that whatever the backrooms became is closer to these threads than the original backrooms post.

>>716095965
Bullshit, you putting on a dress don't make you a woman, go back to floor 42 where you belong

>>716095879
I was about to say the same thing.

>>716095972
Only way down there is to jump, anon. I think enough corpses at the bottom have begun to rot so they might cushion your fall on the way down, but good luck getting through the piss swamp.

>>716095827
Yes but I'm inviting over 2chan so make sure you nail everything down

>>716095636
Good luck, I'm past the infinite stairs, unless you build up enough speed with BLJ you ain't gonna do shit.

>>716095209
Is Judge Hershey there too?

we should make hand gilders out of bedsheets so we can fly over to the /a/ tower and kill them and take their shit

>>716096534
You bastard...

>>716096568
>we should make hang gilders and invade /a/
Already done anon. Don't ask how

>>716096007
>anons are grotesque monsters that dwell underground and scare children
Sounds about right

>>716095972
It is full of shit, trash, roaches and corpses, so full that the lower levels are entirely covered in it and blocked the exit, not to mention that the stench is strong enough to physically hurt you.

You are here forever.

>>716096734
I meant it more like different floors and everyone having their own interpretation but that works too.

meanwhile, at mall world /v/

I came here to deliver a pizza and now I can't find my way out. I don't even like video games.

>>716097143
should have stayed in the /ck/ tower, pizza boy

>>716096542
Only sexbot Hershey.

>>716097143
>I can't find my way out.
>I don't even like video games.
No one here does.

>>716096778
Are there peoples living in the underground?

>>716097242
Damnit, the uniform was half the appeal
...eh fuck it, I'll be there in a few

>>716097257
There’s the mole people, but they’re not people

>>716097025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukzcYjd5HOk
It is so convenient that the tower has those moving doors with infinite expanding rooms with stores on them, just remember the path you took so you don't get lost while shopping.

>>716097143
>I don't even like video games.

>>716097257
Yes, a magical land called /trash/ is down there, although I won't call their inhabitants people.

>>716097583
At least they're passionate about their work

>>716097418
>just remember the path you took so you don't get lost while shopping
i fucked up bro. i went looking for the starbucks where i entered but there's starbuckses everywhere

>>716097257
Yeah the lurkers live there too, they watch you when you eat, sleep or masturbate, but if you try to talk to them they just vanish

can someone lend me 40 gems to ride the elevator? there are daddy longlegs hanging out in the stairwell so stairs arent an option

>>716097889
If you have meat you can throw it to distract them for a few seconds.

Does anyone know if Jimmy John's delivers here?
I think this moldy ass sour cream is gonna kill me

>>716097889
no way dude, last time i gave money to someone they turned out to be a 500 feet tall monster from the paleolithic era

>>716095827
>t. skinwalker

>>716095034
artificial difficulty

>>716097889
>can someone lend me 40 gems to ride the elevator?
yes but not for free

Please stop cumming into the center courtyard. A cum golem has formed and has already killed two tenants and is blocking access to the ground level Waffle House.

Where is the sim racing meeting?

These threads are literally 4chan's version of the backrooms.

Why is the tower structured like a fucking roguelike? Roguelikes fucking suck.

No, I won't go to the /vg/ tower the /vg/ tower sucks.

I don't want to open my door, I heard a fucking wahoo noise 2 minutes ago and I KNOW HE'S THERE WAITING FOR ME TO LOWER MY GUARD

>>716097257
Yeah, but it's filled with Skaven and mutant butt pirates straight out of the Hills have Eyes, except they exclusively target men.

>>716098690
>Tfw you here a WAHOO somewhere deep in the hallway and you're so desperately horny you just pull your pants down and let it happen

>>716096528
uhhh ok sure
I guess I have to buy more chips then
>>716098204
no I'm not!

Mfw I'm tossing pitbull puppies of the top floor to see how well they fight gravity.

>>716095452
oh god, he is hunting for sexy dogs again

>>716096534
>infinite stairs
>he doesn't know
ANON RUN YOU PISSED ON A SPEEDRUNNER

Guys this crazy knife-wielding lunatic knocked on my door and asked to live with me. Should I let her?

>>716100737
Sure, she seems cute. Shoot your shot, king.

>>716100737
I think she just want to deliver some milk anon

which one of you retards left the toilet seat down? I just pissed all over it

>>716100737
she cute, would feed her a bowl of eggs.

Alright, the sewer system in my floor got fucked but unlike the rest of you animals I'm not about to start shitting through the windows.
I'm offering three hundred coins /100 up front, 200 when the job's done) for anyone willing to join me on an expedition to go down there and fuck up whatever matter of spooky beast will not let me flush my toilet. We're meeting at floor 155 tomorrow at noon.
No gay shit.

>heard inhuman screams coming from my neighbor's apartment
There is little chance it attacks me as well if I stay quiet right?

>>716095209
He just walked past my skinning room, almost shit myself when I heard his boots.

>>716101371
>>716101235
>>716101165
thanks for the advice, her name's Hellen and she gets along great with my son Ratboy

>infinitely many tenants arrived in my infinite room floor
>everyone has to move to the room number twice the previous one
For fucks sake that's the third time this month

>the /lit/ apartments just called us low IQ retards
ARE WE JUST GUNNA LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THAT? BLOCK WAR!!!

Hey guys I lost my roommate, his name was Anonymous, did anyone see him lately?

There's a parasitic force in the basement, I don't think I was suppose to see it

>>716102996
I think anonymous lives down the corridor, I saw him when going to meet my arch nemesis anonymous for our daily shit flig session, anon.

my IR camera detector is beepin when i point it to my tv i am being watched

So... what was the password for the apartment 69 secret orgy again?

Just saw another Pokemon fan in the halls, dude kept rambling about "hebe cunny" for some reason. I should have called the cops on him but why bother.

>>716103386
0_0

>>716103386
Lol you gay?, you will only find fags there

>>716103354
Eh, you get used to it, I have like 3 glowies, 5 russians and 2 chinese spying on me, they are not very good at their covers, but I think they enjoy seeing me masturbate and play vidya.

Better than the dozens of shadows hiding at the corner of my vision any time I'm out in the corridor.

Imagine the smell

>>716094668 (OP)
*Bizarre numbers station with no immediately identifiable signal continually counts down in Russian through a loudspeaker somewhere on the premesis*
SUKAAAAAAA
SOMEONE TURN THAT SHIT OFF

>>716103580
There are strict rules about saying no-homo once every 5 minutes and taping your balls to your thighs in order to make it 100% not gay

>>716103678
>Not a single Mossad agent watching him
Rookie numbers, anon.

>>716105606
Maybe those are the shadows...

>>716105606
they're just that good

>>716104897
You fool that's part of the puzzle for figuring out the combination of random storage units in floor 99, you're missing out on free shit from dead tenants.

>>716103551
Was he carrying a dilator? If it is you should report him to my janny on floor 5572. "She" put out a 300 gem bounty on a "pokefucker with long, gnarled fingernails" after he broke into jannies' apartment and took xer's prized marnie brand dilator and a pair of programming socks.

>>716095034
>lower floor than me
>"laser"
weak
watch this, a TRUE piss laser that goes straight from my window to that retard opposite me in the pit:
*PFFFFFSH*

WHOEVER THE FUCK KEEPS PLASTERING THIS PICTURE ON EVERY FLOOR ON EVERY SINGLE LOAD-BEARING COLUMN PLEASE FUCKING STOP!? YOU'RE MAKING THE PEOPLE ON THE TOP FLOOR VERY NERVOUS

>>716107020
Thanks

>>716107020
Hey, this is not the WEG thread, get this meme out of here!

>>716102967
I'm gonna rape every /lit/ard I come across anon, but I'm not joining the block war. I'm just gonna stalk the shadows with a copy of Gravity's Rainbow attached to a string

I open the window, look outside and shout
Faggot

>I smoke my dry herb vape, it doesn't smell overly loud nor the clouds puffed out large, and gaze out into the abyss
>>716095034
>I shake my head, a few rows adjacent, disappointed in the force of your urination
>>716095452
Moon stuff is real I developed schizophrenia the full moon actually affects people behavior and emotions
>>716097143
Oh crap
>>716103551
When I have a new guy at work try and street theatre a conversation outta me it goes like that. Hard dropping chan lore or knowledge. It's nuts. I had on basically tell me to my face he knew I played Tears of the Shitdom on emulator the week before it came out, by bringing it up unannounced.
>>716107252
Sounds like a repressed Sanderson fan.

THAT'S RIGHT, COCKSUCKA! GO BACK TO THE STAIRWELL!
TAKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT AND GET HIM OFF MY ROOFTOP

>>716098204
The rumor that skinwalkers live on sub floor 8 is just an urban legend. Besides, we don't even eat people anymore, there's nothing to worry about even if they did exist. There is no reason not to come hang out and eat chips and play some viideeoh games.

>>716094668 (OP)
>me omw to the /v/ apartments

IT'S 4AM IN THE MORNING STOP YELLING RETARDS I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

hey guys I found a roll of old wallpaper in a closet somewhere
never seen it anywhere around here though. Anyone know what part of the apartments it was used for?

>>716107760
Sorry man, cant jam with the window closed
>SEND
>ME
>THE BEST YOUVE GOT
>SEND
>ME
>YOUR STRONGEST MACHINES

>>716107760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyzO-5vt48g

>>716108068
When will a hero light up the /v/ apartments

>>716107760
ALL THESE VOICES INSIDE OF MY HEAD!!!
BLINDING MY SIGHT IN A CURTAIN OF RED!!!
FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER!!!
BANG!!!
BANG!!!
BANG!!!
PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER!!!

>>716107760
OPEN DE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR

WHO THE FUCK BROKE THE LOCK ON THE BASEMENT LOLI RAPE DUNGEON!? I CAN'T FUCKING GET IN ANYMORE YOU FUCKS!!

>>716108865
Ain't no heroes here son, now grab a shovel
>>716109441
Look buddy we gotta get to that sub basement and that was the only way through. The main access was blocked by a piss reservoir rupture on floor 45. Whole staircase has deadly levels of ammonia, it'll scorch the hair right off your face.
If we don't get the boilers up to temp god help us, the sub-levels are going to go apeshit.

guys, guys
that chick living on the /x/ block is so pretty...
think I have a chance?

>>716109441
>LOLI RAPE DUNGEON!?
You mean the midges in pigtail wigs? Oh god... they are going to get in the walls again

>out of cigarettes
>fatties broke the elevator
>there's an orgy blocking the stairs
Can someone loan me a pack of luckies? I'm in room 451.

>>716109990
She slept with every single demonic creature that lives here, unless you're some evil higher being, then you have no chance

>>716109990
It's not worth it bro, trust me

>>716109990
Yes anon, come play with us. We love guys like (you)!

>autosage
for what purpose

>>716110442
Mods hate fun, only threads with dumb childish arguing can stay

>>716110504
>>716110442
That's sad honestly.

>>716110442
Board is genuinely run by a cabal of discord trannies these days. They hate us on a subconscious, fundamental level.

>>716110294
I'm in floor 466, I'll be lowering a bucket to your level in about 10 minutes. I can't promised someone won't piss in it.