Thread 716101272

Set your alarms

>>716101272 (OP)
no thanks, pokemon is dead to me

>>716101272 (OP)
i set it to the disappointment hour.
is that fine or do i also need despair and suffering?

>>716101272 (OP)
I already wake up early as fuck. I'll watch even though nothing interested me in the last one aside from the next pokemon concierge season
I hope there's some new info on that stadium/battle revolution game

>>716101272 (OP)
I only care about when Colosseum ends up on Switch 2

Is good old Groudon still the go-to?

>>716101272 (OP)
I'm setting my alarms to meh. They'll talk about the same mobile garbage then reveal a few new megas.

Pokemon presents....

"Please understand!"

And other classics like "Making game is hard!"

And who could forget "Is difficult to compete for attention against mobile phones"

Still with us? Uhhhh that's right now you can bring Charizard into Pokemon Home but you can take him out! Please be excited for this ocarina of time tree model!

nope.

I'll be at work

>>716101732
Of course.

>>716101803
Summed up Pokeposting since ORAS

>>716101272 (OP)
nah, I'll just check it later, with absolutely no hopes
there haven't been any good pokemon games in way over a decade, not wasting my time watching this
gamefreak can go fuck themselves

>>716101272 (OP)
Part of me wonders if sadists are running the Pokemon Company because fans ask for so little yet they never deliver. Fans would lose their minds over RSE and FRLG on NSO with Home support yet it will never happen because like I said, the company is run by sadists.

>Pokemon Champions
>no rulesets
>everyone does stupid shit like sleep spamming or baton pass
>everyone continues playing on Showdown anyway

I hope we get moar rape!Typhlosion KINO

>>716101803
>Please be excited for this ocarina of time tree model!
Silly anon. Pokemon games are going to be on Switch 2 now!!! With that much power we can expect ps1 graphics

>>716101272 (OP)
ah man, at this point i would even rather a indie direct.

>dogshit alert
>man the siege weapon
>clean the toilet

>>716102020
Casual Pokemon fans are so fuckin unfunny dawg. Do you faggots have any other jokes besides fucking porn?

>>716102007
Champions will have rulesets (just like the main games) but it's probably not going to support 6v6 singles (just like the main games)

>>716101272 (OP)
>oversleeps
now what

>>716102123
Um... uh.... vaporeon...

>>716102007
>Pokemon Champions
>Only VGC rules
>everyone continues playing on Showdown anyway

Haven't played a Pokemon since Heart Gold/Soul Silver came out
>tfw it's been longer than 10 years since they released

>>716101972
Pokemon Company are even teasing FRLG. These sadists get off to it.

>>716102178
Go on…

>1am nz time
I'll probably watch it even though I don't think there has ever been a pokemon direct that didn't disappoint/infuriate me
first five minutes of these are usually music videos of actors pretending to play with pokemon products while some shitty jpop song plays

>>716102162
>>716102191
6v6 singles is the most popular format of the franchise.
When will Game Freak admit that nobody cares about doubles?

>>716101272 (OP)
>chibishit demake of BW
>Legends shovelware but set in a single Kalos city instead of some empty fields of "past" Sinnoh this time
>mobile gacha updates
>Champions
>2 minute trailer of some random Netflix shit
you need to be severely brain damaged to enjoy modern Pokemon

>>716102123
I've been a fan since Red/Blue and the leaked stories are objectively funny because of how left-field and out there they are.

>>716102325
Doubles is better I legit cannot fucking understand people who are clinging to singles after like Gen 4, it's a clearly broken format for actual pvp.

>>716101272 (OP)
they'll be showing the live execution of the p*lworld devs

>>716102223
don't fall for it people were expecting some johto game last year because they kept playing GSC music and had Unowns in showing up in the presents

>>716102431
Good. Pocket Pair needs to be done like an ISIS victim for the shit they pulled with Craftopia.

Guaranteed it’s switch 2 exclusive fucking dlc

wow a new pokemon...
dissapointment.
whatever it is it will be half of what Palworld is so who gives a shit?

Here's what's actually going to happen
Spin-off f2p shit for 15 mins
Pokemon Champions gameplay reveal, release date most likely this year since Director has already left the project meaning development is pretty much finished
Legends Z-A trailer featuring Mega Kalos Starters (Using the leaked descriptions it will be Mega Greninja crouching on a big shuriken, Delphox riding a broom in air & Chesnaught that's covered in armor)

Just show my that Johto TCGP set please

>>716102608
Legends Z-A won't have any new Pokemon, only 26 new Mega Evolutions

I stopped caring about Pokemon when I was 13. I'd rather see if they're making a new Wario Land of something cool like a new Eternal Darkness.

>>716101272 (OP)
Wtf is a pokemon?

Don’t care about nu-Pokemon. Just put Colosseum on NSO. I’ve been wanting to play that ever since I was a kid

>>716101272 (OP)
>tfw I want a new Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
>Don't if I really have the energy to ever hope they will announce one since it has been radio silence since the remake

What I want to know is,

What is actually happeneing in regards to building aspects of Z-A. The premise is that you're said to be part of Lumiose City Restoration, but they've shown nothing of the acutal "restoration" mechanics.
Is it going to include aspects of city building like The Sims, is it going to be just placing furniture in buildings like Animal Crossing, like what?

>>716101272 (OP)
>Giving a single iota of a fuck about Slopemon and Jewfreak and the Pokefag Company

When are these fucking faggots gonna stop being fucking Jewy and retarded? Nobody fucking buys these games anymore other than babby retards and the most normie of normalfags and NPCS and brainlet, basement-dwelling, still-live-in-their-mother's-house Pokefags.

I'm glad Nintendo ate shit with that recent lolsuit.

>>716102761
you had this whole time to emulate it whats your excuse

This is on at 2pm for me.

Imagine being excited for...this..

>>716102836
Bro, I think you spend too much time online.

>>716102402
It's broken because Game Freak doesn't care. It's a self-made prophecy. And YET, it's still the most popular format.

>not only shilling, but doing it on the wrong board too
TENDIE FAGGOTS, OUT!

>>716103035
Cry about it.

>>716102007
if there is anything we can count on gamefreak for it's implementing a long wanted feature in the worst way possible

>>716102836
>DA JOOOOOOSSSS
Enough.

>>716102402
randbats is THE most fun pvp format, the only problem is that it takes actual effort to set up and maintain

Can't wait to be disappointed

>>716102973
PokeSlop

>>716102402
This, if you play any Smogon singles format you have brain damage, I'm sorry

>>716103201
>Bootlicking
Absolute faggotry, right here. Fuck TPCi and Fagfreak.

if i can't rawdog a pikachu i'm not interested

>>716101272 (OP)
Who in their right mind wants to wake up to disappointing news?

I want Pokemon to be good again. Back when we got fun spin-offs instead of awful mobile games. I just want developers to care about their fans again…
https://youtu.be/dNOXpzad9Sk?feature=shared

>we bling u most awaited sequer
>drum beat
>poketto monstaa sumairu tzu!

>>716101272 (OP)
Pokemon Presents are the only presentations I don't bother catching live. They're usually 22 minutes of mobile games and 2 minutes of stuff that actually matters.

>>716102820
There's no restoration
The guy who hacked gamefreak had a friend who already leaked pretty big aspects of the game and the 26 new megas

>>716103480
There's a mod for this that adds all Gen 2 & Gen 3 mons

>>716101448
This. Gen 5 killed the series.

>>716101448
Came here to say this. I'll just replay oras if I need to scratch that itch.

>>716103953
weak bait

>>716104017
Probably because it's not actually bait.

>Pokemon Fuck You I Don't Care Anymore
>12 pokemon total
>1 hour long game.
>$90+$30 DLC
>Fastest selling Pokemon game, breaks world records

>>716103953
Zoomers will argue it was good and cling to nostalgia

>>716101272 (OP)
No matter what they announce tomorrow, reminder this is Centro's natural predator.

YESSSSS!! HELL YEAH!!! MORE SEXY CREATURES TO JACK OFF TO!!

unironically though for real

>>716101272 (OP)
>be Nintendo
>have access to unlimited money because fanbase has Stockholm syndrome and we are holding their childhoods hostage
>now able to put old content on new console
>for some reason it doesn't occur to them to create a system where Pokémon Home can link up with classic Gameboy pokemon games, pokemon stadium, etc
>continue creating shit nobody asked for like an underdeveloped open world for MARIO KART

There is an actual opportunity to have all the games on one system if they fuckinf felt like it. They can let people complete their pokemon home challenges that could only be done through tedious ass means and old hardware/accessories. But no, let's make a worse Legends Arceus after the shitshow that was Scarlett/Violet. Nintendo and game freak are some of the most braindead game developers of all time.

>>716101272 (OP)
Palworld board, Palworld world.
Pokekeks eat their low effort slop like good cattle and bent over.

>>>/vp/

will they make a good game this time? my sister bought scarlet and i tried it and it was terrible

>>716102223
>remaking remakes

>>716104856
I would rather they start remaking remakes rather than whatever they have planned for Unova.

>>716101732
>>716101849
Groudon hasn't lost a fight in a decade

>>716101732
he was until red bike stole the show with drought+

if primal ever comes back he'll go right back to top dog though

>>716103035
No such thing as a tendie group.

>>716101272 (OP)
>unironic excitement for pokeslop in 2025

Nothing looks interesting about za. No thanks. They took everything good about the original legends game and tossed it out the window. Making a pokemon game that's only in a ugly ass city is a giant mistake.

>>716104856
Nah, if anything it’s just NSO.

>bunch of mobile shit trailers
>new trailer of ZA that still fails to make the game look interesting at all
>merch shilling
There's your direct.

>>716101448
FPBP

>>716106501
little town hero failed so they took the same idea but now with pokemon since you will buy it anyway

>>716101272 (OP)
>Last good main series game was in 2012
Like I'm waking up at 6 in the morning for this shit LMAO

>>716102431
>>716102530
Kek rent free

>>716102167
you won at pokemon sleep
congrats

They did the smart thing by getting hag Hex out of the way in ZA's first trailer. Don't need to care this time, but maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised with another sexo design.

>>716102579
Nar probably rby on the vc.

>>716103953
This.

>>716101448
/thread

>Mystery Dungeon
>Pokken
>Rumble
>Conquest
>Park
I just want fun spin-offs to come back…

>>716109465
>this logo shows up

>>716109465
>THIS logo shows up

>>716109465
>>716109661
>>716109739
And then **THEY** show up

>10 minutes of nostalgiafagging to make the manchildren all emotional so that they defend the upcoming slop even more ferrociously
>mobileslop transactionslop (go)
>mobileslop gachaslop (tcg pocket)
>mobileslop gachaslop (masters)
>mobileslop gachaslop (cafe)
>mobileslop gachaslop transactionslop chinkslop (unite)
>mobileslop transactionslop (sleep)
>mobileslop transactionslop (champions), newest addition to the series of slop
>some garbage "competitive" event announcement
>some garbage "event" announcement for scar/vomit, it's just a distribution "event"
>some garbage media announcement
>"one more thing..."
>half assed rushed presentation of what appears to be an early access tech demo
APPLAUSE! clap clap clap APPLAUSE!
>manchildren defending the latest slop online for free
>joe "elephant man" merrick and other pokemanchildren ecelebs publicly denounce the fan status of anyone who criticizes the latest slop

>>716102191
The trailers alluded Champions was gonna be a Stadium esque game.

>>716109868
The 1 little clip we've gotten of champions showed a double battle with megas and tera at the same time. There was very little to allude to. People are just hoping it's either a stadium or showdown clone, possibly both in one.

>>716110775
>megas and tera
absolute shitshow imminent

>>716110963
Out of the 4 gimmicks the one blatantly overpowered compared to the others would be dynamax. If that shit also makes it into Champions it's gonna need hard nerfs.

>>716110963
Yeah the point of champions is just to be an alternative to VGC for meme formats that would be a balance shitshow

>>716101448
>palsnoy erica out of NOWHERE

>>716101272 (OP)
I have tempered my expectations ( some Legends ZA news, Pokemon Cafe Mix news, some GO news and maybe Unite news).

ok erica

>>716111082
No reason they couldn't have both official vgc AND meme formats on Champions.

>>716111201
>>716111143
hi tendiecord

>Mobile Slopage Direct

No

>>716101272 (OP)
What time?

>>716101448
Same with Fire Emblem being dead

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/716044497#top

>>716111219
There'd be no real reason to do that since most of the progression systems in mainline revolve around preparing for VGC and it might create confusion among casuals who'd be asking for them to add megas to VGC or Pokemon who aren't in Gen 10

I hope my gardevoir wife gets a new kawaii outfit tehee

>ericschizo is here
lol

>>716102007
>Make awful poorly thought out version of showdown and then use that as an excuse to dmca showdown

>>716111256
This is EVERY gaming showcase. Just pokemon has all mobile slop while everything else is indie garbage to fill the 20 minutes.

>>716101732
Rotom Cellphone with a Caption saying:

>You will get your Mobile Games and you will like them!

>>716101448
....said the Unovacultist for the 500th time

>>716103035
If gacha can be posted in /v/ then pokemon games can be posted in /v/

>>716111465
Gachaslop pays 4chan to let them spam /v/ for the advertisement. Pokemon does not.

On a scale from 1-10, how hyped are we, /v/ros?

>>716102217
HGSS are very old, my goodness :(

>>716102431
What was that about Pal?

>>716111531
0

>>716101272 (OP)
Nah, I really don't want to
I have SV a second chance, thinking maybe I was too hard on it, but no, fuck me I was bored out of my mind,

And all the same feelings I had for SV are coming back for ZA

The combat doesn't even look fun. It looks painfully tedious, every retard who wanted the games to look more like the anime shouldn't be allowed to talk about anything else every again.

>>716111531
Best hope is generation 10 and the new girl trainer is hot.
Pipe dream is that they somehow release a 2D pixel art game in the old style with a significant budget that they use well.

>>716102007
>Champions
>6v6
lol

>>716111602
>>716102217
In a few more years, people born when HGSS released will be able to post here

>>716102735
>What the fuck is a Pokémon?

Unironically a fad of its time that you could say was lightning in a bottle, it extended the life of the Gameboy with its dual versions with exclusive monsters which encouraged trading and having friends, its tapped into other mediums such as Trading Cards, Plushies and other Merchandise as well as a hugely successful Anime, its only beloved today due to those who grew up with it and have nostalgia for it. They only care about it because it affiliated with Nintendo. It will never reach the same level of quality it once had. It’s time for a new generation of monster collecting to rise and carry on that torch.

>>716102761
Gimmie Pinball, Switch lacks Pinball games

I made a prediction that Hey You. Pikachu 2! will be there tomorrow. I need this to happen, just so I can say I called it and all my friends will hate me.

It'll be great.

>>716112017
I'd love to see Plaworld become a big multimedia hit but I just don't think it's possible nowadays.

>>716112017
>its only beloved today due to those who grew up with it and have nostalgia for it. They only care about it because it affiliated with Nintendo.
Nintendo Derangement Syndrome

>>716102761
>He needs to wait for an "offical emulator"
lol

>>716103480
Man I only played the demo for this and even that little bit I still have nostalgia for, it’s fun little games like these I wish we still got.

I can’t use this website anymore, Captchas load way too slow for no reason. Excuse me.

BW2 was the series finale, the PWT was the bow on top.

>>716112794
>Captchas load way too slow for no reason
huh wtf i thought it was just me.... guess not? especially today it's been quite bad with captchas

>>716111531
0 because it's megashit.

>>716101272 (OP)
Wow I’m so excited for goyslop mobile game updates, Z-A info that the china riddler already leaked, and maybe a sprinkle of info on Champions which will likely suck and offer nothing beyond the minimum shit for compfags. Pokemon has been largely predictable slop for years. There won’t be anything nice revealed.

What is even left of Z-A for them to show? Feels like they already revealed everything about it.

>>716113192
Cute new PokeBoys.

>>716112595
a batta or a batter as i like to call em wouldn't get it

>last good Pokemon game was 13 years ago
Grim.

>>716102973
chibi robo looked better than this

I wish it was an actual proper Nintendo Direct and not 15 minutes of mobileshit followed by 5 minutes of Z-A Gameplay and a new mon.

Still waiting for the Metroid Prime 4 and Kirby Air Riders release dates btw

>>716101272 (OP)
I fucking hate Pokemon so fucking much

>>716101272 (OP)
announce BW remake please. I'm hoping BW remake coming out early next year and new gen coming out holiday next year. I'm not interested in ZA

>>716113984
>Kirby Air Riders
It'll be ass. Sakurai's been going downhill and nobody really played Air Ride for anything other than City Trial mode.

>>716113984
>Metroid Prime 4
UM but its out now
Didnt you see the poster?

>>716101272 (OP)
I'd say its a zombie series but they make mountains of cash with anything they do. all pokemon games are all now just shitty adverts for the merch.

>>716114236
Why would you want BW remakes after BDSP?

>>716112216
Towards the end of the Switch 2 I can see it

AI Pikachu with AI animations

>>716101272 (OP)
I'm up.

>>716101272 (OP)
I'm having more fun watching your retards keep deleting FFXIV, Deltarune and whatever banned-FOTM threads repeatedly ad nauseum only for 15 more to pop up instantly than anything pokemon related these days. except maybe for the porn. hard maybe.