>dude, you WANT to have a daughter
why are games pushing this so much these days?

>>716110161 (OP)
Birth rates are sharply down in all developed countries

Japan is now requiring all videogames to address the low birthrates problem and the EU increasingly so as well. This is becoming the largest social problem so Blackrock is instructing companies to fix it. They will fail.

NEETs won.

>>716110161 (OP)
Continuing your bloodline is a biological goal for all sexually reproducing species.
This is your reminder to be the parent your child deserves to have.

>>716110249
>This is your reminder to be the parent your child deserves to have.
What child

>Dude you WANT bananas
Why are games pushing this so much these days?

>>716110249
all of your specific genetics are gone within a few generations. after that you yourself would be no more related to your great-great-great grandchildren than you would be to any other random person on earth.
and there's 8 billion people, so who cares. have kids if you specifically want to raise kids but the passing on your genes shit is a meme

>>716110852
>you yourself would be no more related to your great-great-great grandchildren than you would be to any other random person on earth
... of the same race. And you pass down more than just genes to your descendants anyway.

>>716110249
If wages kept up with the cost of living, more people would be willing to have kids.

Have sex you damn nerd!

>>716111637
If that was true explain india and other 3rd world shitholes

>>716111747
they shit in the street and eat cow shit

>>716111401
>race
>Xe believes in humans having sub-species to divide us
Point_and_laugh.mp4

>>716110161 (OP)
Women Love writing stories where Dad is super sugoi and then they use their womanhood to seduce him.

>>716111747
Less access to contraceptives, less education, and more incentive to raise children as farmhands and labor assistants.

Economic growth and birth rates are inversely correlated.

>>716110249
>is on 4chan
If you come here regularly you've already failed to be that parent.

>>716111747
"Having kids" and "wanting kids" don't always go hand in hand.

for me its paulines miner outfit
not only useful but very cute

>>716110161 (OP)
isn't there huge backlash against women in asian countries? seems like an attempt to counter that.

>>716110161 (OP)
Daughters are overrepresented in vidya and picked over sons specifically because it puts them in the positions of breaking gender norms (tomboys) and because it creates a female character for women to self insert. It's a strategy to appeal to the modern audience, which is comprised of men AND women. People shit on the new God of War games for being woke and cucked, but it was actually very bold of them to make Atreus a boy rather than a genderbent Loki.

>>716110375
cause bananas are fucking good

>>716112687
In Korea, sure, haven't heard of it happening in Japan though

>>716110161 (OP)
It's clear race mixing propaganda

>>716111747
They're retarded.

I didn't ask to be born so I'm not going to force this shit on another person.

>>716112643
hookworm AND black lung

>>716110161 (OP)
If you think the game is encouraging you to have children, you are definitely projecting. It's there to give girls and children something to relate to. In particular because they are probably watching their 40 yo dad play it. The game unironically feels like a children game.

>>716113616
It's actually to give all humans someone to relate to. They realized nobody cares about gross scrimblo animals like Donkey Kong, that's why all of his games flop compared to Mario (human).

>>716111989
lmao huge jump from 8 to 9

>>716113876
7 to 8 and 9, oops

>>716110161 (OP)
Isn't it a parody of king kong though?

>>716110161 (OP)
strong father protecting little daughter is wholesome
but the game didn't really use it like it could have
pauline's never in any danger

>>716110249
I have a bunch of genetic defects I wouldn't wish upon anyone, I'm doing humanity a favor

>>716114317
didnt she get vored by a fish

>>716114496
yeah, that's the only time, but it was a mistake by the eel
it would be more dramatic if void kong kidnaps her for a level and you had to beat a boss to get her back, that would bring out dk's protective nature more

>>716114242
I have a theory it was supposed to be MONKEY KONG, but then someone made a typo and they went with it

>>716110375
Big potassium wants us hooked in order to prevent strokes and heart attacks and make us live longer so we can give extra tax money to Israel.

>>716114675
miyamoto named him donkey because donkeys are stubborn and foolish

>>716114242
A parody of Popeye actually

>>716114317
>pauline's never in any danger
Well yeah, she can't be in danger if DK's protecting her

>>716112897
Best fruit

>>716112897
>>716115258
Ape hands typed these posts.

>>716115367
It's true though

>>716110161 (OP)
If you think this is a father daughter story and not a teen romance, I don't know what to tell you

>>716110249
I know I’d be a good father, but finding a decent woman to have kids with is 20x harder now than it was a few decades ago. Nobody will talk about it because it makes too much money, but social media has done detrimental damage to society, and we’ll never recover from it.

>>716115258
fuck yea

>>716115168
that's the convenient answer since they won't admit it was a typo, but I think my theory makes more sense!

>>716112132
so basically the exact opposite of wages

>>716110249
Maybe if zoomer women weren't complete whores and millennial women weren't mentally ill cat ladies, more men would be willing to put up with their shit and get married and have kids. But they aren't. We have a real women mediocrity problem in first world countries because of feminism. Most people can't even afford a house even with a very stable income.

>So, it was only decided later in development that Pauline would appear in the game?

>Motokura: It was after we'd created the destruction gameplay to a certain extent. In the story, Donkey Kong is motivated by his love of bananas, but we wanted to have something else that players could relate to. By featuring Pauline, we thought we could create an experience where players are part of Pauline's growth and the growth of Donkey Kong, adventuring alongside her. The best part was that it gave us the chance to incorporate various gameplay features using the power of song, such as breaking seals or showing the route to a destination.

>Takahashi: Because she’s a human character, she can take on the role of explaining things. And since she opens up about her feelings when she visits the Underground World for the first time, players can empathize with her, giving them the feeling that they're with her on the adventure.

>Watanabe: I think the story is also entertaining, and Pauline's presence played a big role in that. If Donkey Kong were on his own, we could never have included as many talking scenes.

>Takahashi: Donkey Kong and his friends, as well as their enemies, the Void Company minions, are all headed for the Planet Core in the hopes of having their wishes granted. Although they all have the same goal of heading underground, their motivations differ. Donkey Kong is just out for bananas, Pauline wants to return home to the surface, while the Void Company seeks to hog the wealth for themselves. I think the fact that their enemies are also Kongs is another thing that distinguishes Donkey Kong Bananza.

>>716110249
This statement made the insecure men seethe with rage

>>716110161 (OP)
His spirit lives on

>>716110161 (OP)
I am past the Bilbo meme. I just want to have a cute daughter I can pamper and raise into a beautiful young lady.

I'm happy being by myself and fantasizing
normalfags are too complicated and even other autistic girls are fucking terrible
3dpd was a mistake
I can't imagine a worse hell than being tied to a 3dpd with a kid
reminder most kids are accidents and most parents are fuckups

>>716110161 (OP)
Little girls are vulnerable and need to be protected. Little boys need to be smacked around and used as projectiles.

>>716117141
>most parents are fuckups
Hence why we are both here

>>716117204
imagine being born with the cards already stacked against you just how you are alone
and then also getting a shit family roll that's shit in just the right way to torture you specifically
how could you ever have a chance

>>716110161 (OP)
>build a gorilla nest
why are games pushing this so much these days?

>>716110161 (OP)
yes.

>>716110161 (OP)
That's no daughter. I've seen the way DK looks at her in the future. He wants to give her the Big Kong Bananza.

>>716117361
>Grew up to be a whore
Kiryu failed.

>>716117141
a couple years ago everyone my age started getting married
now the divorces are starting
>mfw

>>716111747
They get to rape their wives with no repercussions. Male westerners can't even have consensual sex with women without risking a small chance of going to jail for 20 years or ruining every relationship you've ever had even if you're innocent. Not to mention cost of living there is literally dirt cheap. Literally sleeping on dirt. They don't even need more than the equivalent of $100 USD a month to get on by.

All this game makes me wish is that I could be a giga buff ostrich with a killer theme song. Actually, just give me the killer theme song.

>>716110249
Enough of this 'muh bloodline' shit. Some people are simply just not capable of bearing children due to various issues like bad genetics. In my case, I just gave up on dating and marriage entirely (not that I ever tried in the first place), because women refuse to date an autistic guy like me, I'm almost in my 30s and still socially inept with no dating experience, and I don't wanna risk passing down my autism and tons of other health problems I probably have to my offspring and have him/her live a life of nothing but pain and suffering. Dating and having children should only be a luxury hobby for attractive and rich people with no health problems, and S tier genetics.

>>716116967
These 'insecure men' are objectively correct

>>716110249
Women and chads are gonna have to take the fall for this one. They are the ones who have always reproduced by the majority in history. You ultimately don't need average-ass genes for the next generation. In other words, i can stay a gaming manchild forever.

>>716117629
This. You can't even take a slight glance at a woman in the western world anymore without being called an incel or a creep.

>>716114701

>>716116967
>people who want the continuation of the species and to fulfill basic evolved behaviors are seething
????????

>>716117141
I don't understand how having sex is an accident

>>716110249
B-BUT THE ECONOMY AND THE WORLD???? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO RAISE A CHILD IN THIS TERRIBLE WORLD?!?!?!

>>716117895
>without being called an incel or a creep.
Only because they don't have good looks. Anyone who's above average can do that and women will love it and beg them to rape them. Woman are the most shallow creatures on Earth. Even ants have more developed brains. Meanwhile even the most average man would happily love attention from any average woman.

>>716110249
>Continuing your bloodline is a biological goal for all sexually reproducing species.
I donated to a sperm bank. IVF is such an expensive and long process that the only people who do it are those with money and the ability to plan ahead.
I don't understand why more people don't do it. It's the easiest way to secure your bloodline without having to sacrifice your resources.

I'm actually having my first child this winter, a girl. Wife was first born of her mother's brood who was first born of her mothers who was first born of her mother. Like 5 generations now. Pleased to keep the weird tradition they got going. All I've wanted for last 5 years was to start a family I'm 30 and my artist dreams aren't dead but certainly aren't panning out so I made a new dream to have an awesome family that's as great as my wife and I

>>716118268
I'm happy for you anon, honestly
But at the same time also deeply envious, fuck you

>>716112315
>"Having kids" and "wanting kids" don't always go hand in hand.
Well, it's pretty obvious the west doesnt want them and doesnt have them either. Nordic countries in europe are probably among the best places in the world to have kids, and they are still not having them.
>w-well that's because Muhammad showed up
they were low before that too.

Japan has demographic crisis. So expect more parental bonding moments in your Japanese video games. It is literally procreation propaganda. Make of that what you will.

>>716118806
Is it really propaganda though? Idealized pieces of fiction really fuck with the minds of some people cause it makes them have higher standards for a reality that is giga uncommon. Like how you'd hear that women going on dates get angry that it "isn't like how it is in the movies!" Probably why romcoms are much less common now too compared to the 2000-2010's. I feel like it's more that creators are just making this stuff cause they really want to start a family but there's just so much shit to go through first that they can only make a manga or LN or whatever to fulfill their fantasies instead. Ever since I hit my mid twenties, I've been having more and more daydreams about creating a family with a loving with and being happy with them. Fucking hormones man.

>>716118806
It's a losing battle. For example, do 2d girls make guys want to fuck real girls? No, it makes them want to jerk off to 2d girls in their bedrooms. Something similar will happen here.

>>716118268
>I made a new dream to have an awesome family that's as great as my wife and I
If you get to be a stay at home husband then you have won at life

>>716110249
Imagine debasing something like having a child as being nothing more then a bodily trait. Its an admission you either genuinely have no real personal interests in having a child or are so mind warped by society that you feel an overwhelming pressure to have them despite your own personal objections. Being the masters of our bodies is what makes us better then them, and yet people like you still act like they govern you. Have a kid all you want, but you gotta tell me why YOU wanted it, and if you can't find a good personal reason why that isn't because of some fake bodily urge or societal pressure then you're just another braindead NPC.

DEE KAY
DONKEY KONG

>>716119056
>but you gotta tell me why YOU wanted it
I want a wife and child so I can feel happy and loved.

>>716110161 (OP)
Humiliation ritual

>>716110249
Having a daughter doesn't continue your bloodline.

>>716110161 (OP)
Based an Abepilled.

>>716110249
The world doesn't need more of me. It didn't even need one of me.

>>716110161 (OP)
This game is the ultimate testosterone bait game, if you don't like it you are simply not a man
>Having autistic ape strength and smashing every obstacle in your path showers you with praise and gold and also a cute girl loves you and wants you to protect her

>>716119306
uuhhhmmm that's treating a life as just an accessory to your own chuddie, that's morally le bad
don't you know that doing a heckin natalism for the sake of love is actually the most selfish and evil thing you can ever do? big red flag sweetie

>>716119470
It actually does you uneducated incel.
You carry X and Y haplogroups, if you have a daughter you continue your X bloodline. If you have a son you continue your Y bloodline.

>>716110249
Based. Making inadequate men squirm is a good thing.

>>716120031
NO. ME MUST MAKE MORE MES SO ME WILL LIVE FOREVER AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ME! UNGA BUNGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>716110161 (OP)
wdym she's a reusable emergency barrel.

>>716120075
Imagine seething this hard over having kids lol

>>716110161 (OP)
I do thanks to Kojima.

>>716120508
NO TALK BACK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*CLUB*

>>716120075
>>716119056

areyou guys fags or just virgins?

you dont WANT to bust inside some gash?

it is fulfilling on some emotional level when all your slime is inside her dude. just stop and think about it for a second. you wanna bust inside some dry sandy hole or something?

the people complaining women dont like them are the ones that would rather bust inside some sort of starfish looking pocket pussy that doesnt even have warmth. like nigger, you cant even see the most basic part of a woman for what she is a pink warm hole, and enjoy the thought of that. what is the chance a woman should expect you to appreciate anything else about her?

you people are brain damaged

>>716113876
The jump is actually around volume 4, when they get to the inn and he starts leaving to do quests to pay for their room while she stays behind, she rapidly goes from 'cute daughter trying to do chores to help her dad' to all of the adult women in the town helping her learn housekeeping as 'wife skills'. The child is genuinely groomed by a bunch of bored wives.

>>716120031
>Making inadequate men squirm is a good thing.
Elaborate.

>>716120031
Is this a hole talking? Nobody listens to holes.

>>716120765
Or just hire a whore and be the end of it. You'll save the hassle of having the responsibility of raising a child and saving yourself tons of money.

But if governments around the world are crying about not having newborns, just donate your sperm and let the state do the raising.

THATS IT I AM FUCKING DONE WITH FREEZER LAYER
FUCK THIS PLACE IT SUCKS
TIME TO SUCCC FOR SOME MAPS AND GTFO

>>716121290
I get it man. but you cant bust inside a whore. something about my gunk being inside feels good.

some people dont like it, but like, if they dont like it why dont they just jerk off into a shoebox then?

>>716110161 (OP)
Everyone on /v/ is thinking it from a man's angle. But think of it from a woman's angle for a second. What woman doesn't want a big dumb guy who protects her and does her bidding, and who she can empower by singing a siren song.
Donkey Kong is a "himbo". Or you could say he has "Golden Retriever energy". Women lap that shit up.
This is a female fantasy.

Nintendo has been incorporating more female friendly designs in their work since Breath of the Wild. Look it up, if you don't believe me.

>>716121482
girls are playing more games lately. surprisingly hot girls play mario, apex, etc

guys buy into the simp thing too. its a somewhat fundamental attitude for most adolescent men, and one of the only ways most of them will ever get laid. why wouldnt nintendo invest into that kind of imagery?

>>716116258
It’s not a women issue. Western governments are compromised and infiltrated by foreigners(Most specifically Jews) Literally every “progressive” movement was pushed and funded by these people then you wonder why your life is shit. It’s because this monetary system which they designed is supposed to degrade and exploit you. This is pure contempt for people like you and me.

>>716121239
Have sex, incel.

>>716110249
Uncomfortable truths sting the squeamish man at first, before settling in. Keep preaching

>>716121841
Men stopped having relationships because you're insufferable and nobody wants to be around you. You will die alone, and that's a good thing. You have no value outside of your hole.

>>716111814
Look, he doesn't know humans are more diverse than tigers are!

>>716121902
>Keep preaching

Don't bother. You can't reason with someone who doesn't want to be reasoned with.

zoomoids are lonely

>>716122023
and that's a bad thing

>>716111637
Your grandpathers were dirty poor and didn't have access to running water and still baked 9 babbies per family

>>716110249
Based, where is my autistic 4chan girl to watch anime and play vidya together while I her pump full of baby batter?

>>716110161 (OP)
I see a bunch of reasons in this thread but the real reason is because the dad - daughter dynamic is the easiest and safest to portray in media. Even dad - son is much much hardver. Due to how society views women the daughter can be weak or strong, dumb or smart and she is still okay for most people. On the other hand the dad can do anything if it is for the daughter. Simple, easy, not even feminista bitch about it. Son? That is a can of Worms. Sons are little men so there are expectations all the time. All while people bitch if the dad is though and bitch if he is not.
Portraying any kind of relationship between men and older girls or women is a minefield. Imagine if it was adult Pauline needed to be carried by DK. There would be endless bitching

>>716121902
The truth doesn't 'hurt' after 30 years. It only liberates.

Time to enjoy more porn and wageslaving.

>>716122006
>You can't reason with someone who doesn't want to be reasoned with
Which is most people on this website. See yourself out.

>>716121937
I'm a married man with children. You're arguing with a fantasy evil woman you made up in your head.
Grow up, go outside, touch grass, and have sex, incel.

>>716123271
No wonder you talk like a woman.

>>716123271
Perfect goy. Disparaging others because he has acquired the bare minimum needs that people used to acquire without any effort or commitment a few decades ago. So proud of earning his crumbs. This is nothing but a hysterically pathetic display of ignorance.

>>716123271
This post is like an allegory to being the employee of the month. Slave belittling other slaves just because he is slightly fancied more than the others by his masters

>>716123271
No, you're a hole. Post hand, now.

>>716123189
Are you happy?

>>716123607
Yes, it’s pure display of slave morality. His masters not working a minute in their lives because they live off the interest rate generated by his labour while people like him are preserving this stats quo of exploitation based on some faux pride that they base their personalities on to convince themselves that they are better off than others. Isn’t it tragically comedic?

>>716110217
they'd be higher if it was possible to date people in 2025.

>>716110852
Oh my science, aren't you a smart boy, leaving more room on earth for my progeny

>>716124114
Most days I am. It seems to bother people.

>>716124364
So why are you such an asshole?

>>716123271
is that supposed to be a gotcha moment?lmao enjoy the sloppy secs that you receive from some used up 3/10 roastie

>>716124424
Buddy you came in here talking like "inadequate men deserve to squirm, they need to face the harsh reality hoy hoy hoy" No, fuck you and whoever thinks peace is an option after that.

>>716110161 (OP)
>Male character
>Only female daughter
>No male son.... Because that'll be fascism!!
>It's a feminist trope
This freaking trope is the worst garbage shit ever and it his been milked forever fuck this shit... I wanna see a female mother with a male son as a protagonist or a male father with a male son or a freaking Troon son just I don't wanna see this milked out garbage awful feminist trope again.

>>716124643
>>716124213
>>716123607
>>716123753
Pathetic incels. Get a life and grow a spine

>>716124863
Why? For you?
You can never answer this question.

>>716110161 (OP)
So is this game a prequel? I thought Kranky Kong was the original Donkey Kong that kidnapped Paulina in DK arcade game?

>>716111747
It’s because don’t have feminisim there. The only obstacle to birth rates is feminism and nothing else. Every other scapegoat is just cope since the delusional bureaucrats don’t want to accept that they are full of shit.

>>716125029
Any retard that supports feminism deserves to get overrun and swarmed by third worlders wielding machetes. Literally every single issue that is present in the western societies is a consequence of giving women rights. There is no bigger divide and conquer scheme than putting women on pedestal so men can chase the carrot that is on a stick.

>>716110161 (OP)
>daughter
It's a way to have a damsel in distress without triggering anyone

>>716125281
Women cant opress you,they are weak mentally and physically and lack initiative for anything.
Think of women as like furniture with human rights.
Its the government Who opresses men we need to raise Up and Burn It all to the ground.

>>716111989
great ln, but my god they focus too much on the cooking.

>>716124720
ywnbaw

>>716124242
It's mainly an issue where both parents simply have to work to survive
The instant you borderline force people to work 40+ hours a week removes a ton of potential free time and social outlets
In turn this also raises expectations of a partners potential income, which usually makes the top 20%+ something people chase. There's also just simply too much shit to do at home that going out becomes obsolete for some people