nu /v/ in a nutshell

>>716115391 (OP)
People go (oh the joke is porn) is bad till the joke is gay porn then it's ok why is Hetero or hetero sided porn jokes bad but gay porn jokes are ok?

/v/? who's /v/? there is no /v/

>p*rn
a newfag among tourist among summer children

>>716115483
>the jews force me to post gay porn!!!

No. Nu-/v/ is about social media memes now, such as OP's post. Since browsing social media is now your only hobby.

>>716115596
That's modern /v/ for ya.

collective crashout thread

https://youtu.be/NlVng8js_Nw

>>716115391 (OP)
I dunno. /v/ was fine with porn up until a few years ago. Now porn and pretty ladies are bad. For some reason.

true, janny needs to nuke goon threads

Ankha zone is probably older than you, negro.

>>716115945
We've been bitching about coomers for like a decade now. Or c u m b r a i n s, before that got filtered, because this board used to get actual moderation.

>>716115945
Normalfags and election tourists. /v/ is their SFW /b/.

>>716115945
Puritan zoomers took over

>>716115391 (OP)
>gooning is bad!
>especially to vanilla
>no no no, you don't understand
>it's okay when i do it the vilest shit you can't even imagine

>>716116050
Millenials need to post constant anime porn to forget about their morbidly obese abusive wives

>>716116050
if my 18yo cousin is any indication it's extremely hypocritical puritanism

i have receding hairline

>>716115391 (OP)
>nu

>>716115391 (OP)
>Complete normalization of ESLposting
>AI slop shilling
>New FotM trend every 2 weeks
>No unique poster count, so samefagging is expected
>Disingenuous corpo shilling
>Gacha
>Goon thread
Yep, it's nu /v/ time.

>>716115391 (OP)
Why are zoomers so scared of porn/sex?

>>716115391 (OP)
porn and it's consequences have been a disaster to the human race
>>716115483
>>716116064
both should be relegated to red boards and porn in and of itself is degenerate, trying to seprates between different types of porn is retarded and hypocritical /pol/fag kun

>>716116107
>morbidly obese abusive wives
Is this depiction of your mom?

>>716116301
Low testosterone/trannism
No joke.

>>716115391 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/cfuahy.jpg

>>716115945
Erectile dysfunction is a curse

>>716116301
>"Why are zoomers scared of porn/dex?"
>Meanwhile zoomers invent 'Gooning'
Every single thread with horny bait OP images leads to said threads being porn sharing. And OPs make it clear it's a zoomer every time.

>>716116469
They didn't invent shit. They just gave it a stupid new name, which is all they ever have to contribute.

>>716116469
>self-censor coom to goon means invented
You're cucks, all of you.

>>716115391 (OP)
You have low testosterone.

>>716115391 (OP)
may i suggest a more mature forum for mature gamers such as yourself? try Reddité

>>716116382
>scat
that is disgusting

just watch a comedy movie

>>716116631
https://files.catbox.moe/e8gfwk.png

>>716116591
Women are the biggest gooners and they have low test

>birth rates are plummeting because of porn!
>nevermind that south korea has porn banned while also having the worst gender divide and birth rates imaginable!
>zoomer men are almost 50% single because of porn!
>but are also incredibly puritanical, self censored and anti-porn at the same time you diddy ahh gooner!
>also porn ruins your brain and grooms kids!
>but I, the based millenial who saw dads playboys and dozens of screamers/gore/shock sites as a kid, turned out just fine!

>>716117001
Who are you quoting?

>>716116301
Single mother/absent father feminist generations of men. They need something to blame for the way their lives are, and the easiest targets are usually related to anything male, because the society is deeply feminized, so the only emasculation free action they can entertain is crusading against what women find disadvantageous and distasteful for personal reasons, such as media which "degrades" (read: disempowers their personal brand of sex-feminism by offering alternatives) women.
Their female bosses gave them permission to bark and snarl at the males which don't fall in line, and they're happy to do it! Finally they can go "to war" against something, finally they can unleash their inner warriors, against. . .jpegs, webms and pngs.

Then you have ironic or unironic christcucks like this cretin over here>>716116308 who larp as paragons of virtue in the safest manner possible: attacking porn, trashing around and wrecking the last male spaces left, such as imageboards or forums for being too male, meaning they're unapologetically posting erotic or suggestive content in their own spaces, which is verboten you see, because mylady by church proxy(christianity is a failed religion which champions women now) doesn't like them doing that. The emasculation of the male continues, this time with aid from males who have nothing left of their masculinity except barking at other males.

>>716117001
Who asked gooner? Imagine defending jewish porn psyop in the big 2025.

>>716115391 (OP)
Social media in a nutshell

>>716116023
There were like two people whining about it. Threads about attractive ladies were usually pretty civil and chill with one random retard REEEEEing and samefagging his posts before he got mad and started to post gore. Other than those occasional meltdown /v/ has always liked ladies.

>>716115391 (OP)
People tell sex jokes all the time and people wont stop just because you don't like it.

>>716116301
Low-T and no hope.

>>716117001
I would tell you to get off your mom's basement, you can't even afford a house lmaoo. Keep malding and blame everyone but you, zoomie.

>>716117065
tl;dr your immortal soul is fucked degen

>>716115601
kek

>>716117149
Why do you talk about /v/ like it’s five people?

>>716115596
This, what kind of tiktok underage shit is this

>>716117001
Porn should be banned to keep people like you voiceless, incel

>>716117149
Nah. Get lost, coomercel.

>>716116301
zoomer here
i jerk off every day so porn is not something I'm scared of
I am a certified KHV doe so don't trust my opinion

>>716117254
Because only like five people were butthurt by tiddies. Everyone else was fine with them.

What sort of mental illness causes a christcuck to believe he belongs on 4chan?

>>716117065
Based as fuck
Quality post

>>716117284
Please do ban normal porn so all the terminally online retards get even weirder fetishes and lose interest in sex altogether

>>716117305
Being lost is how I ended up here. Stop trying to rewrite the past, bro.

>>716117339
omg numi !!

>>716115483
Because straight men bad, unless you are into women that take on manly characteristics. then it's okay. The attack on porn and fanservice can be directly linked back to the anti-straight man agenda. One term people came up with to explain this before they knew the full extent of it was safe horny.

>try to post video games
>good chance of 404ing since /v/ doesn't play videogames that aren't gacha
>resident schizos show up to derail, falseflag, and shitpost the thread to death
>jannies have a melty and delete it because it's a game they don't like
you can't blame porn posters for not trying anymore

>>716115918
>crashout

>>716117001
>>birth rates are plummeting because of porn!
>>nevermind that south korea has porn banned while also having the worst gender divide and birth rates imaginable!
It is sort of ironic isn't it? But if they don't attack porn, they'll have to look at feminism and female empowerment making male gender roles superfluous, which means women are free to run after the top 5-20% of men instead of settling down and marrying. The society simply isn't what it was 150 years ago, but they can't look at feminism because that would mean getting too close to the issue, so it's much safer to go after entertainment. This crusade against porn and games is highly masturbatory, which is ironic considering the participants are religions goons.

>>716117230
>immortal soul
If i smack you hard enough across the face to give you brain damage, your "immortal soul" will permanently change to align with your new brain damage, changing your personality as well. Stop using PCs and the internet, it's the work of the devil, haven't you heard?

>>716115391 (OP)
Why are people so insecure nowadays?

>>716116469
Gooning was a thing over a decade ago.

>>716117486
Can you even do anything meaningful to combat schizos if they're dedicated enough? Ruggarell has been shitting up the board for close to 15 years and has admitted he actually buys mobile plans on different providers to get around his bans. /sp/ has that schizo Chicano who spends a fortune on VPNs to do the same thing.

>>716117625
yeah rangebanning shithole countries and phoneposters would cut 90% of the spam overnight but that would mean less $$$ for Hiro so it's never going to happen.

>>716117486
this is what you people deserve for muh anonymity, if you can't adapt feel free to visit reddit

I'm sorry some of you guys have low t. Tiddies are the best.

>>716115391 (OP)
No.
This is me in a nutshell:
*raises arms and mimics being inside an invisible ball
>"help! I'm inside a shell! Help!"

>>716116301
Cooming drains stamina, T and overall fucks me up. That's why.
I think this is the case for literally all males but succubus propaganda made throwing your life essence away actually good and pleasurable. It's not. It feels like my soul is sucking away and it is more like a burning pain than pleasure.

>>716115391 (OP)
>P asterisks RN
Peeing from my butthole RN???

>>716117691
>sloppa furry gen
that's a yikes from me, lil dawg

>>716117682
>adapt to a hostile mod team who hate 4chan's original userbase
kill yourself

>>716117691
That’s an animal, Joker

I like them fluffy
I like them sof

>>716116023
cumbrain hasn't been filtered for over a year

>>716117761
you weren't alive when the original userbase was posting

>>716117065
Quality post on the matter

>>716117795
We're all animals, anon.

>>716117761
4chan's mod team are an interesting bunch. I mean RapeApe is a good example - a middle-aged Pajeet-Black hybrid who wants to be a white supremacist.

>>716117625
>Ruggarell has been shitting up the board for close to 15 years and has admitted he actually buys mobile plans on different providers to get around his bans. /sp/ has that schizo Chicano who spends a fortune on VPNs to do the same thing.
W-why would you waste money on this website?

>>716116301
Sissy femboy generation

>>716117691
sorry but joking about porn and talking about porn 24/7 just isn't interesting. try developing an actual personality

>>716116023
>Um what about that one anti coomer meme that was forced so hard like three years ago that it got word filtered
lol
lmao, even. You stupid fucking tourist.

>>716118006
Who's joking here? Tiddies are great.

>>716117810
and you've been here all summer right?

>>716118074
long enough to not whine about actual site culture

>>716115391 (OP)
You have low T
You're brown
You're a libtard commie

>>716117861
She killed billions

>>716118134
Do you also call your mother that when she tells you to finish your business in the toilet instead of the floor?

>>716115391 (OP)
>THe ajOke is Pornnr!
Nope, the joke was laughing at people saying that. It was laughing at normies's minds imploding when they got caught liking in any way something pornographic. Like how the all flipped when they realized "the dancing cat" was porn. Its the exact reason why your shitty image has porn changed to p*rn. You're the joke.

>>716117709
lol thanks Dad

>>716116301
I just think its denial

>>716115391 (OP)
Cuck porn has been the best thing to happen to my life.

Nothing beats the pleasure of watching a white girl taking BBC.

>>716118309
Not yet

>>716118480
GO TO THE BATHROOM

>>716115483
Because the people who post gay porn are usually in a discord call together with 12 other trannies who keep the thread bumped, and the one posting hetero porn is an autistic incel doing it by himself

The fact that any "sexy anime girl" thread inevitably devolves into ERPing trannies, blacked discord raiders, and assorted other disgusting fetishes clearly developed thanks to a lifetime of jacking off to porn is a pretty good argument for why porn rots your brain until there's nothing left but a barely sentient dopamine addict who can't think about anything but increasingly degenerate sex acts.

>>716118612
https://files.catbox.moe/rfbb9t.jpg

>>716115391 (OP)
Joke?

Yeah it gets old real fast

>>716118534
YOU ARE GOONING YOURSELF

>>716115391 (OP)
you anti-porn chuds seem so fun to be around

>>716118841
You're trans in the making

>>716118872
Nice joke there

>>716118826
GO TO THE BATHROOM AND CUM NOW
BATHROOM. CUM. NOOOOW

>>716115391 (OP)
Is this a jab at ironic weebs?

>>716118924
Ugh, not yet

>24/7 h-game and weg generals
why? porn isn't allowed on blue boards and generals aren't allowed on /v/. it's two strikes, and the mods do nothing. I just don't understand.

>>716119084
those threads are their fap material, obviously

>>716115391 (OP)
Yes. Now go away.

>>716118612
I said the same thing but the faggot zoomers in this thread attacked me lol.
>"Gooning has always existed..."
Beyond insane self gaslighting

>>716117065
>Then you have ironic or unironic christcucks like this cretin over here who larp as paragons of virtue in the safest manner possible
i never claimed to be a "paragon of virtue" misrepresenting my words like that just proves how weak your argument is. you need to rely on depicting me as an arrogant christcuck because your points hold no water so you falsely believe that if you can paint me as this arrogant hoity-toity puritan anons will agree with you.
porn has been proven to be harmful to society, addictive and capable of causing brain damage, pretending that isn't the case is stupid and disingenuous, moreover and worse than all of that it brings down the quality of the board with faggots like you using it to post scat porn and the like because you can't click on a red board
>and wrecking the last male spaces left
porn threads are two boards down if your interpretation of "male spaces" is nothing
beyond thinly veiled porn threads on /v/, i don't understand how that's any different than the way an animal would think but you can do that by going to a red board instead of spamming your shit here.

>>716115391 (OP)
>in nutshell
>nut
hehehe

Femanon here

Have sex incels

>/v/ right now is at 39% of its usual activity

BRO THIS DEAD NIGGER BABY OF A BOARD IS ONLY KEEP ALIVE THANKS TO BOTS THAT LOOK AT 4STATS LMAO

anyways I just want to remind you ONE(UNO) thing:
8ch always had a "NSFW allowed under spoiler" rule AND EVEN WHEN THEY WERE AT THEIR TOP THERE WASN'T A NEED TO SPAM PORN/SPAM ERP THREADS do you know why?

Because somehow they had a better more cordial userbase that knew to hold back/SOMEHOW THEIR RETARDED BOARD OWNER had a LEAGUES ABOVE mod team than this place!
Maybe if you want to help fix this site you could "take care" of the mod team but oh who I am kidding? all the raidbros/oldfags died with 8ch and never came back.

also damn this site is breaking again. RESPONSES BROKEN KEK

>>716119321
Damn almost as if the site went down an hour ago so everyone left to do something

>>716119084
Jannies are trannies. As always

>>716119237
So far the only brain damage I'm noticing is christcucks unable to control themselves and going on a crusade every time something triggers them. Like, just shift+click the thread and read literally anything else.
There's around 99 threads in the catalog but you always click on the ones that make you mad for some reason. Hell doesn't exist, but you sure created one for yourself.

>>716119321
I consider myself pretty anti-porn in the sense that I don't like mindless dumps or faggots that start erping in thread but during the two weeks we migrated to 8moe I was pleasantly surprised that the spoilered NSFW rule was respected by most and I didn't mind the small amount of lewd posts weaved in between conversation. Reminded me of a better time.

>>716116301
It's just a specific kind of porn they are against. Cute anime girls = ick
Fat troons and niggers = Lets gooooo

>>716115391 (OP)
No duh. /v/ has been this website's designated shitting board for years. Why are you so surprised that it's full of shit?

>>716119226
I don’t think she actually says that in the cartoon anon. I don’t think the guy who made the cartoon character you posted willingly made their character or cartoon to be that erudite and self aware.

Anyone who defends porn is a kike or an addict who cant get any. Porn removes the effort of finding a mate and degrades the brain's sense of reward in sexual release.

>>716119908
Shut up wokey

Now I love me some pretty ladies but isn't this overdoing it? I think it might be time for /v/'s own /aco/ rendition

>>716117691
>>716119908

>>716119084
>hentai GAMES and western erotic GAMES

>>716119908
Based. Exposing kids to breasts or ass makes them porn addict trannies. Kill your local groomer!

>>716120017
So true sister! Let's expose them kids with Bridget or Venti instead!

>>716119373
>So far the only brain damage I'm noticing
Then you're ignorant or lying, mind you this is your attempt at avoiding the argument and reaching for the closest insults you can find to hide your inability to reply with anything that has substance
>is christcucks unable to control themselves and going on a crusade every time something triggers them.
Go argue with christians since you're so obsessed with them then buddy, mind you the last crusade happened in like WW2 or somewhere around that time now so around a 100 years ago. i don't get why you're bringing that up much less bringing that up to me when i already clarified that I'm not the strawman that you created to get mad at
>Like, just shift+click the thread and read literally anything else.
>There's around 99 threads in the catalog but you always click on the ones that make you mad for some reason.
i came here because i was interested in the subject and so far I'm not mad nor have I done anything to suggest that I’m mad. If anything this sounds like a projection since you're the one mentioning christians and seething about them out of nowhere while you vehemently throw insults and strawmen around.
>Hell doesn't exist, but you sure created one for yourself.
again, take that up with christians bud. idk what happened to you that made you hate christians so hard that you assume everyone is a christian out to get you but this makes you look like a schizo

>>716120017
>>716120118
Are the trannies in the room with us?

>>716120193
Sorry that happened to you (not reading any of that lol)

>>716115391 (OP)
You only help them if you frame this as an attack on porn. This is a blue board for videogames.

What bothers me is zoomer furries and other garbage are openly posting their faggotry and disrupting videogame discussion.

>>716120017
You know banning sex just makes people seek weirder fetishes and make them less interested in the real thing right? This is already the case with fat porn and fresh 18 year olds drawing it saying it's totally not sexual while they're blushing and bworping with hearts all over

I'm sorry to zoomers that cute anime girls make you shit yourself.

>>716119908
>Anyone who defends porn is a kike or an addict who cant get any.
Truth nuke, honestly i can't fathom why anons defend porn so hard when the evidence is so damning. Especially with that one study that said most kids find porn at the age of 6~9

>>716120230
I'm just stating the obvious, this kind of complaint has never appears on thinly veiled femboy/twink/gay threads. Curious isn't it?

>>716120317
This.
Just look at Korea.

>>716119908
woman is not just a hole for sex you know

What does Korea have to do with you being a degenerate pedo?

>>716120357
>chubby binah
Very based.

>>716117737
Stop jerking off 3 times a day.
You're not supposed to overdo it.

>>716119908
>Because of porn I don't need to find a wife!
Imagine being this retarded

>>716120291
Concession acknowledged
>>716120293
They don't care, they're disingenuous and will use any means necessary to justify their faggotry and off-topic spam
>What bothers me is zoomer furries and other garbage are openly posting their faggotry and disrupting videogame discussion.
Same but unless the jannies get their shit together this will continue

>>716120375
the christcucks in this thread plug their ears to the fact their religion is full of actual gay pedos and groomers but deflection is everything

kike above

>>716116050
Zoomer women are massive whores. Zoomer men are limpdicks who don't approach women.
Policing people's hentai consumption is their only way to cope.

>>716120496
Show me Epstein's list

fagpedo spotted!

>>716120317
>You know banning sex just makes people seek weirder fetishes and make them less interested in the real thing right?
I call bullshit, everything points to the contrary being true, the more porn you consume the less interesting normal sex becomes while the less porn you consume the more pleasurable sex becomes.
>>716120403
KJH raped him

Haha. Boobs.

>>716120375
Based nooticer

>All these low t omega males
It's okay, shit happens. So you're just a little bit of a lesser man. Relax.

God said porn is bad

my biggest problem with nu-/v/ is the normalization of clickbait articles and social media posts that make this board a glorified facebook group, you might as well be fucking browsing reddit at this point, don't get me started on how mass replied posts are no better than upvotes/reddit awards

i dont give a fuck about your gay porn topic i hate how easily manipulated you normies are

>>716119373
>There's around 99 threads in the catalog
I just checked the catalog now and i saw a real life horse pussy

Porn is why I don't have a wife, other people looking at porn is making my life worse, we must be BETTER MEN!

>>716117737
Downing 5 bottles of everclear is also bad for you, but that doesn't mean we need a nanny state that throws a fit every time someone has a beer. I'm tired of having to give up vices because genetic failures with addictive personalities can't control themselves.