Thread 716127589

teio steppin' all over this board

>>716127589 (OP)
wannabe jannies get his ass

>>716127589 (OP)
why do we have to wait s0 much for cool umas like Fenomeno?

How do I get the 5 support characters at once? Give me my ticket already.

>>716128005
>twin turbo is more than a year away

Hello Anon
It's me. your new SSR, Kitasan Black!

>late surger
>has to steal 1st place wins
>pretends to be the best but tryhards in every race
t m opera o does NOT deserve her crown

I've bet Kitasan Black in this race and won. Thank god

https://youtu.be/F1uXA1Y1Vmc?si=oAlqlqd0i0QXzAa3

SODOMIZE GACHA COOMERS WITH A HOT POKER

Not vidya
go back brony troon
>>>/vmg/
>>>/vg/
>>>/u/

>>716128437
interesting, I just checked other gacha threads on /v/ but you were not there.
are you obsessed with us?

>>716127589 (OP)
She's 29 yo. In human years, 85

total king halo death I want a refund

>>716128787
Granny

>>716128787
>>716128891
still would
Not the real horse one I mean
Unless...

Would you believe it when I told you that not a single one made it to the end?

do people roll on the character gacha? it feels like I'm never gonna get long sleeves tachyon if I don't but I don't know if I should

>>716129070
did anyone got more than 6 plushies in this mini-game? they keep falling after the claw picks them up

>>716129146
Real ones are saving for Brian.

>no skills
why is this SSR?

>>716128215
... w-why would you do that, anon?

are class reps allowed to flunk their studies?

>>716128787
Haru Urara has a friend named Ami-chan in her retirement and they do everything together.

Why this autistic uma got so many energy and mood down events?

>>716128787
I will spark this idiot.
>>716129070
Regardless, this is an extremely cute image, with Urara holding them all together.

>>716129584
>flunk
she's all speed and wit

>>716128215
>korean
unsurprising

>>716128005
>see a list of projected release dates for all the horses from jp if it keeps the current pace
>only one that really caught my eye is a full year away
it's something to save carats towards, I guess.

>>716128215
apparently koreans love Teoi so much they wrote fanficts about abusive Teio in various ways and drew fanarts of such

>>716128143
>>716128143
>>716128143
HELP I WANT TO ROLL

>>716129772
>closest uma I want to get is amazon
>know that it doesn0t matter how many carats I spend I'll no get her

pls give horse with good sperm and high lvl cards

>>716128787
she's gonna die soon, won't she?

Which shoes are the meta to trade back and forth on?

>>716129882
medium

>>716129873
>The average lifespan of a domesticated horse is 25–30 years. The horse lifespan can be affected by quality of care, including medical, dental, and farrier care
Pretty much, but at least she had a good life

>>716129873
the average age span for a horse is 30 years
>>716129882
any

>>716129664
All grannies feel better when they have a granny friend. That's why my gran went to a handicraft club for the elderly and the other still keeps in touch with her old friends (even though the few ones still living have memory disorders now) and a slightly younger volunteer helping her, keeping her company etc.
>>716129850
You can guarantee any given character or card by saving 30000 carats and blowing them all in a single banner.

>do haru's story
>all about getting to arima kinen
>even though I focus speed try to at least round her out a lil so she won't completely bomb it doesn't work but still
>do bakushin's story next
>think it's following a similar path
>ended up wasting like half the run trying to build her to actually handle longer races because it's her goal and I thought there would be a pivot eventually and by the time I realize it isn't coming crash out and fail

>>716129882
>meta
explain, I seriously have no idea how clubs work

>>716130060
what part of the bakushin shitposting you didn't get?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZWJ22xllZU

>>716130139
you just trade the same type of shoe over and over to farm club points without gaining or losing anything

>>716130139
I would if any of the /v/ clubs would let me in

you can (NOT) feed your umas

>>716129882
In my club everyone just trades long shoes around between everyone.

>>716130260
all pregnant.
all me.

>>716127589 (OP)
SEX WITH HUMANS!
The world needs more trainers!

>>716130260
My waifu doesn't over eat unlike that slob Vodka.

isn't it a failing of a gacha when all the best girls are the starting ones? I mean financially speaking

>>716130324
Does he know?

>>716130324
>akikawa
>human

>>716130324
>>716130419
anon...

>>716130404
the alts are the longcon

>>716130404
That's when they start releasing summer, winter and wedding variants/skins of your favorite characters. That's how they get ya.

>>716130324
based humanlover

>>716129517
Why everybody says this card is good?

you are grinding for 3* sparks, right guys?

>>716130531
>summer, wedding
I sleep
>winter
real shit?

>>716130346
Oh she definitely eats with those thicc titties and thighs

>>716130657
good events and training bonuses

it bothers me that ryan looks like a boy but then she has huge giant tits

i see we have entered the porn dumping phase of this gacha general

>>716131105
you can't just draw horse ears on a normal human girl, anon

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
UMAS DON'T HAVE HUMAN EARS RIGHT?
HOW THE FUCK ARE HER GLASSES STATYING ON???

is there any point to getting the directors fans after the ura finale? what do they do?

is Ryan related to Brian?

This cutie here is Mejiro Dober and she is enjoying her 31st spring
She is the last of the Mejiro that has won a G1. Her death is also the end of the Mejiro legacy. Once the greatest stable of Japan, the Mejiro is going to completely disappear without a trace, in a world where pedigree is everything

>400 replies
>3 IPs
total Gachanigger death

>>716131134
its really early and i did a bunch of maticuntfuckyou runs so im tired

>>716131294
its symbolic. japan started letting in browns en masse. its over.

>>716131157
True. It would be unbecoming of a director of such a prestigeous academy to engage in cosplay.

>>716130657
increases stats and fans from races. Increases mood, grants skill points when training together. and Boosts all friendship training.

>>716131314
Did we bump your twitter outrage thread off the board again?

>>716131241
they have hairclips at the end

>>716131292
Brian is related to Top Gun more.

>>716131241
One time i had a pair of glasses where the ear loops on both sides broke off but i could still wear them. The arms on the glasses kinda just hugged the side of my head and the glasses sat on my nose.

>>716129873
Haru always comes in last anon.

>>716131241
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
MAJIMA GET HIM

BRING ME MONTJEU

30K ninjins+ 30K paid ninjins later
Please tell me I am not bricked

>>716131294
fucking how? dober mated with a bunch of great horses, shouldn't they have a couple of little mejiros?

>>716131645
how much is 30k paid karats?

>>716131617
WE LOVE YOU SPECIAL GOAT

>mayano run
>maverick ability shows up
I mean, I kinda have to

>>716131617
saving my carats for her swimsuit alt

Am i supposed to just use up all my TP when i get it?
it refills pretty fast

>>716131750
like $400

>>716131750
$420 + tip + tax at street price

>>716131436
what a powerfully built horse

>>716131780
you have to sing highway to the danger zone in every race now

>>716131841
>>716131854
That's insane, no jpeg of a horse is worth that much.

>>716131645
You are set
>30K paid
Bro wtf
Well if you have a first world salary it's probably a day or two of work

>>716131645
cute Yaiahorse
cute Urara

>>716131919
it is not lol.

>>716131664
There are, but only minor wins
There is a reason that Mejiro went belly up

>>716129869
PLEASE

>>716131887
>you have to sing highway to the danger zone in every race now
Just like golshi and top cun do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU

>>716131919
I’m a doctoral student so I have plenty of free time

>>716132030
Yeah, because a fucking volcano destroyed the farm.

>>716131645
ignoring the payment side, you're fine
I don't see Creek but as you're only missing one Kita you can selector Creek later and just borrow her for now
To be honest though seen similar on F2P accounts, albeit with fewer SSRs overall. Some MLB SRs are really good (and you have some too)
You can make any deck you want though and still have options with all of that, it's very nice obviously

This game is too time consuming but if you don’t play every day you get no income, it’s a shame I like the concept but I don’t like feeling obligated like this

>>716130324
>>716130436

>>716131664
Because thoroughbred breeding is basically just playing the genetic lottery and hoping to get lucky.
Less than 1% of them become Graded race winners.
Even fewer become G1 winners.
Mares have about 10 shots at rolling those odds.

>honse is short-med runner
>anyway get ambushed by arima kinen or japan derby

>build king halo for sprint
>giver her enough stam to place 5th on mile/medium/long
>everything going perfect
>first career sprint race
>forced to place 1st
>stats mog everyone else
>forced to use all the clocks and career ends like this
Sometimes you just have to stop playing for the day if you don't want the accumulated rage to explode

>>716132346
There's just way too much fluff during a career. Even with the fastest skip options it takes entirely too long. The best mobile gacha games are ones you can primarily auto most of the time and don't take more than 15-30 minutes a day. Meanwhile you have to actively play this and it takes upwards of an hour or more every day.

I thought about buying carats before common sense snapped back in and reminded me I'm not buying actual content like in a real game I'm buying lottery tickets but instead of potentially making money I could get a pretty jpg of an anime girl
these games are a disease

>>716127589 (OP)
japanese mlp

>>716132346
aren't all gatchas like this?

>>716128005
Because you're playing a gacha you fucking retard, and they have to slowly release the good units

>>716132119
One of the best covers I've ever head.

>>716128883
level stamina to like 350-400, try to get 1 gold stamina skill (swinging or BOFA), then when your goal is to run in arima kinen just bakushin it
picrel won me the Finale. also you can run in more sprint races inbetween goals to make sure you get sprint finale

>>716132030
>>716132383
I just checked from a poorly translated korean site that mejiro's line started getting mogged by shaddai farm because of sunday silence's offspring
>>716132206
wasn't the eruption a good thing at the end?

>>716131042
Big titty short haired tomboys are a protected species.

>actually start training wits instead of ignoring it
>win
huh?

Is it possible to get more than 2 skills to 600 without god cards?

Stop with your dumb pussyfooting and implications. She is a perfectly ordinarly cute human girl.

>>716132514
I ran her for the first time the other day, she tanked the goddamn debut race and I gave up then and there. I'm guessing she's the jobber horse or something but I can't be arsed to find out or try again.

>>716132712
>umamusume is wit game
t. Sun Tzu

>>716132793
Why does she wear the hat? Is she balding?

>>716132520
wow, an hour day..holy shit...

also if the mission is to complete a career you can just give up the career and get the mission complete. as for me, i do dailies on phone while my food is cooking etc.

why would they sneed to hide being humans they aren't second class citizans

>>716132862
Not everyone is a NEET who has 16 hours of free time a day.

>>716132835
i managed to get to the ura semi final but it was tough

>>716132520
Damn you're telling me there's an actual game here instead of a daily login simulator?

>>716132670
What's BOFA?

>>716132926
It's a game you can afk play on your phone on breaks and stuff.

>>716132670
pace or late?

>try vodka
>mood down
>mood down
>night owl
>mood down
HOLY FUCK OFF

>>716133063
I love my moody tomboy

>>716132853
She's prone to heat strokes – even inside.

>>716133009
>an actual game here
No I'm not saying that. All of that time spent is just navigating menus and watching cutscenes. Why it's not automated is a mystery to me as there isn't actually any gameplay at all.

I want her to be next umamusume. Her name is Mama Cocha

>>716132862
>wow, an hour day..holy shit...
fuck off, not everyone has unlimited free time.
spending an hour a day on a game when you're enjoying it isn't insane by any stretch but eventually it just becomes fucking work. things like this are why I stopped playing animal crossing back in the day. it stopped being this fun relaxing experience and just became another chore to take care of in the morning.

>>716133063
manners are important

>>716133139
There's a skip button at the bottom you know, you can easily do a full career in 20 minutes tops.

>decide to do Urara career to finish special missions
>somehow clear all objectives
>beat the finale
>pull a third 3* Rudolph with my ticket
Seeing Urara happy warmed my heart after not even placing high in the Armin but this game wanting me to have Rudolph over and over soured my mood.

>>716133141
she's a sow sucker?

>>716133141
I want Pot-8-Os

now BLUE ARCHIVE that's a game with easy dailies!

>>716130324
>t-trust me! i am a ningen!
heh...AIKAWA IS ACTUALLY AN UM-

>>716133250
behold thine emperor's divine might already

>>716133141
Let’s me check
>Kaneko
Lol, no way

>>716132682
>mogged by shaddai farm

Stop posting the director she's too cute and funny

>>716130740
Finally got my first 3 star spark with Goldship the other day

>>716129707
Because she can't control her emotions

>>716133413
Mogged by Sundayman BBC to be more exact

>>716127589 (OP)
but really, how can i build her to beat URA finale
i tried for the the third time and failed not even finishing her career objectives

>>716133063
I just took Scarlet out to get the rally daily (Oka Sho I think)
Rec'd to GREAT pre debut, was NORMAL by debut after 2 <10% training fails
Red to GOOD and event to GREAT
Immediately back down to NORMAL+MIGRAINE+INFIRMARY FAIL
Into special mission race at BAD
>5th
>Green lady says my trainee was in a poor mood

>>716133402
FUCK YOU RUDOLPH LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY
She was the first girl I beat the finale with too.

>>716133502
umas scare me...

you can only retry a race if its a main goal right? trying for these special missions and it would be nice to retry the race if i got 2nd due to some RNG bullshit without having to redo the entire career

>>716133718
Yeah only for the main races

>>716133717
Anyone can beat them with their penis.

>>716133773
well thats a shame

>retard girl
>is actually cute
I am strictly against leveling her WIT.

Is trophy farming a thing?

>>716131042
>retard discovers gap moe
poetry

>Mihono Bourbon takes you to see her dad in her career ending
man that ending basically all but straight up says she wants to fuck and marry you, huh

>>716127589 (OP)
is my account bricked? Should I just uninstall my life?

>>716133930
there's so many free carots there (once)
if that's what you mean
you still get other rewards that you want after the first time

>>716134072
just dont play the game if you care so much to post here. Seriously all you "im bricked!" fags are so fucking annoying we all know you are going to stop playing after a couple weeks anyway

>>716134052
which horses are the most DTF for trainer-san

>>716134190
I was joking :(

>>716134052
A decent number of endings are just you're her husband now.
Top Gun and Evil Nature are similar

>>716134192
You could just tell Bakushin that having sex with you will make her faster and she would do it no problem.

>>716134072
BRICKMAXXING! UNINSTALL/THRONE PHONE OUT WINDOW, REROLL!

>>716134072
it's absolutely fine for pve career stuff and daily/legend races
it's not gonna cut it for metafagging or pvp if you care about that.
And if you do, probably hoard for Kita rerun I guess, if you can't get to Pity on this banner. If the one copy is already from pity then you have my sincere condolences

Why is air groove so mean?

>>716134352
>If the one copy is already from pity then you have my sincere condolences
it is. Not a single Kita from 200 pulls is genuine insane but the upcapped SRs already made my career runs so much better so idc. I will miss borrowing MLP Super Creek for that one skill tho

>>716134282
>trainer-san, don't tell me you're putting me in another sprint again, mou
>I already ran 3600 meters you know?
>hm? a different kind of race?
>eh?! what do you mean I won't be running?
>ahhh, to build up my stamina, I see
>where did you say we will meet again?
>oh, your place, naruhodo
>don't worry trainer, I'll be sure to Bakushin everything that you will ask me to do so I can dominate all tge race tracks with my Eternal Bakushin Road

>>716132314
Thanks! Now I can sleep well at night because my payday loan is actually worth something

>favorite umas are urara and bakushin
I feel like this only says negative things about me

>>716133870
>Gold Ship
>retard
anon...

How many buckets of fried chicken could Ogurin eat in a single sitting?

>>716134618
you have severe oneitis?

How do you get beeline burst from the director, is it completely random?

>>716130324
Who is this little girl, and why does she dress like a middle-aged black woman attending church?

>>716134691
2147483647 pieces

>>716133930
You need the sashes to level up potential

>>716134549
>Worth something
Well we all know it's not, really, none of this is
But you're welcome

>>716134618
Both are daughter-coded so that just means you want to protect and care for someone!

>>716134739
I'd like to know as well
See it against me in PVP but from what I can tell it's from Nishino Flower SSR

>>716133870
Merely Pretending. She's actually a genius who realized the absurdity of this world.

>>716131294
How can we help?

>>716133717
much like real mares, you can mindbreak them with your human penis

>>716134618
You like girls with flowery eyes

>>716134932
She is living her 31st spring is already a miracle.
I think she used to stay in one of those horse retirement farm where you can visit but got sick.
Now she is working as lead mare for foals at some horse farm

>>716134739
Seems like a random event if her bond is high enough. You do need to pass a power check though, since it fails if your uma doesn't have enough power.

I have beaten the claw machine!

>>716134691
she'd eat the building, if given the chance

>enter jobber tier open race
>lose at 12th
>enter story race
>1st place easy
huh

>>716135268
nah, max is 15

>>716134739
Random event and have enough power. Then you pick the top choice for beeline and bottom choice for a gold stamina recovery I believe. Check the event site to make sure

>>716135364
late surger moment

>>716135217
oh thanks
>stops taking carrots for free energy up option

>>716135017
God damn Happy Meeks design is so good. Its a shame shes never going to show up again. Whenever shes in a concert my eyes naturally gravitate to her

>>716135364
always run the starter race as Front no matter what

>>716135364
+400 all stats in story races moment

>>716130346
But she does slob Vodka

OAKS

Fine Ill bite vodka career, what do I max

kill yuricucks with hammers

>>716135895
speed and power with good amount of stamina

I don't know why but the "anime horse girls that do track meets" thing is perfectly fine with my willing suspension of disbelief but "and they're also idols" is enough to push it over the edge into being silly

Which uma is most likely to rape? I need to know for self-protection

Forcibly putting clothes on Uma brats

>>716136194
Do you prefer old men singing after winning horse races instead?
https://youtu.be/14qeMSCgNCs?t=141

When is the next daily free Uma pull event?
I need more guinea Uma to train.

>>716135969
How much for both with the overnight option?

Thanks gooberment.

>>716136221
Mayano Top Gun

>on my last clock so I can't restart the URA finale
>happy meek somehow wins
she finally did it

>>716133502
>>716133717
>>716133787
>>716134980
you can't handle all that

>>716136351
can you get around that with a vpn?

Umamusume crushing you under the weight and force of her hips. (It's breeding season and you forgot to lock your door (rookie mistake))

>>716136408
>on my last clock
how? I was just thinking while I was in the shower about how absurd it is that they give you like 100 free clocks when you start playing.

>>716136424
My dick would have tanked that.

>>716136408
>he got the True Ending

>>716136408
>>on my last clock
i have 100 of those fuckin' things

>>716136221
Damn whomst knows

>>716136408
How? I have 60 even though I use them regularly.

>>716135268
theres an achievement for getting 10. you just missed it!

>>716136221
The Mama.

>>716136424
>dummy is black
what did they mean by this?

Spe-chan??

>>716136496
yeah ask Gold Ship's handlers that and see what they say

>>716136487
>>716136534
>>716136569
baka my head

>>716136293
I think it's just too many elements at once. I always think back to that episode of Welcome to the NHK when they're making that VN and their initial brainstorm is throwing every cliche they can think of into a blender before realizing that it doesn't congeal into anything resembling a coherent concept

>>716136221
There's only one with a known history of tricking / convincing people to take date rape drugs so that she can "experiment" on them whilst out cold.

>>716136679
what you say!!!

>>716136445
I remember the Steam client getting real pissy one time i still had my vpn on the Netherlands.
but i haven't tried recently.
maybe a few years ago I would be batting for the Kansspelcommissie's stance against lootboxes,
but now it's obvious nobody else will join in and the industry just excluds Belgium because of it.

if oguri cap doesn't get 3 speed sparks next run she's sashimi

>>716136221
I am not sure about the most likely
But I know which one is the least likely to harm you
It is the super strong but super docile, ningen-loving Dope Impact

Why is Vodka a kof reference

Urara

>>716136951
she's named after an alcohol, actually

What was Deep Impact thinking when he first picked up the crackpipe?

>>716136625
He's not an umamusume and he's kept in captivity. Good work on part of his trainers.

>>716137245
>Buying frogs propagandas

FORCIBLY CASTRATE GACHA COOMERS

>>716137021
is kinda sexy, if you think about it.

>>716133141
They never put in active horses

>>716137245
>this is some weak shit traina san where's the hulk hogan 80's tier coke

should i watch the anime?

>>716129795
Nyo...

>>716137021
>>716137493
....

>>716127589 (OP)
i cant wait for this game to be forgotten about in the next week just like miside

>>716137582
Just making an observation, chief.

>>716137556
kek. thats my girl!!

SHOOT GACHA COOMERS IN THE FACE

>>716137562
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P26Opa7F5g0

Why is Golshi like this?

>>716129707
As someone with an ant problem right now, I will fuck this stupid tomboy uma silly for her misguided opinion.

>>716137689
She's really cute. Even though I've known about Umamusume since like 2017, I wasn't familiar with all of the horses. Still, you'd think I would have seen this one since she's in the launch roster, but I guess no one just posted her in the threads I frequented. I suppose she's not very influental in any of the anime or manga and is subsequently a bit unpopular?

>>716137689
this is animal cultural appropriation

>human
>hUMAn
>UMAn
>Uma
What does it mean?

>>716138076
>he knows
SHUT IT DOWN

>>716138006
>She's
>she's
>her
>she's
SAY HER NAME

>derailing horse spam is banned and exiled to a containment board when it's western
>derailing horse spam is allowed when it's japanese

>>716138158
マチカネフクキタル
Or FKKTR for short.

>>716138021
it's fine if the Uma do it

>>716138006
She had quite a few sidegags in S1 or 2 (don't remember which) of the anime where horses would go to her tent and get their fortune told.

>>716138158
MATIKANENEFUKTIARA

>>716136901
>implying she wouldn't crack your spine and cave in your skull
umas are too strong for ningen

SPEED
POWER
STAMINA

>>716137682
>SS+GOMAD akebono
she's going for the raptor build

>>716138212
japanese site retard-kun

>>716138158
Mati kane fuku kitaru

>>716138326
This site is owned by the FBI

>get boxed in the finals
FUCK YOU MEEK

>>716138350
ur ass is owned by me

>>716138158
mexicanfucktarot

>>716138158
MAMBO NO 1

>>716137705
Funnily enough Gorgeous, a horse sired by him, also did a similar thing where she had a super late start despite being the favourite to win https://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/1852603629087113327
Guess it just runs in the family now

humans

>>716138212
>derailing
>when it's the thread topic
>on a more or less appropriate board

train WIT, dumbass

>>716138480
>falling for uma propaganda
i know the truth, you cant fool me you fucking UMAS!!!!!

When will the next scenario be out?

>>716138480
or are they?

>>716137562
start with season 1

>>716138575
its already out in japan!

Man Ryan looks so fucking weird wearing the girly default outfit

>>716138680
Everything is out in japan

>>716138552
HumaNS!

>>716138552
This trainer is delusional. Take him to the infirmary.

>use Sweep Tosho they said
>it's a free Charming before debut they said
meanwhile I'm at the god damn debut and I still don't have Charming. Fuck you people.

>>716128787
Sex with this pocket sized horse obaa san

>>716138480
That plump ass hides a tail and you know it.

>>716138158
Matikane FUCK YOU kitaru.

Do i just get a highscore and not do team trials for the rest of the week?
IDK how this works

>>716138575
2-3 months.

>>716138682
nice tits though

>>716138776
NOOO! THEIR HATS! THEIR HATS!!!! REMOVE THEIR H-

>>716138873
>not do team trials for the rest of the week?
do them anyway for the dailies and the cheevos for doing trials X number of times

I used 30k carrats and got 0 kitasans besides the pity one.....

>>716138873
High score is what promotes your class. You do team trials for dailies and minor rewards

>>716138480
take off the HATS!

>>716138362
live by the late surger die by the surge

sex with Ryan (forma de tomboy)

>>716138480
That's a cat.

>>716138885
Do the new scenarios have entirely new races or is it just new events plus a different EX ending

>>716138885
Does the gameplay get much more complex in the other scenarios?
Are there different types of training to the first 5?

>>716138968
i'm almost there, myself... need about 4.5k more to hit pity...

>>716137705
funny story. apparently one of gold ship's offspring won the same race last month.

>>716133870
The Mejiro genes...

>>716138158
Mondanemattkmartruu.

>>716138991
Bed breaking sex with this liar.

>>716138979
That would be unbecoming of ladies of their caliber.

how long until the sexy robot horse

>>716138793
You from yday?
It's a random event, not part of an event chain so gotta be luckier!
Pre-debut makes the goat runs
Anytime before you have multiple rainbows available makes good runs
Sweep is also a really good card if the event doesn't appear anyway so no downside to gamblan on it

>>716139224
she's already in the game?

SHOOT GACHAFAGS IN THE FACE

>>716139041
Career races stay the same, but scenario specific races is different. One even took place in France's longchamp race course.
>>716139048
Some are more difficult, some are easier. Each scenario has new mechanics.

>>716138991
>posting the fake propaganda image

>>716139224
BoBo had her banner

>>716139308
Is this real?

>>716139306
Cool, thanks

>>716139308
>>716139373
in b4 404

What's the lore on the feeder event

GIVE ME TACHYONS LABCOAT NOWWWWWW

>>716139308
This is shopped and run through AI.

>>716133870
Funny how artists have universally agreed that Gold Ship is secretly a beauty underneath that silly hat

>>716139636
nice damage control tazuna

>bump up all the right stats
>have a good run so far
>maruzensky starts jobbing all her important races out of nowhere
>have to waste a shit ton of alarm clocks
>she still can’t make URA
>the few times she does make URA she’s C+ at best
what is wrong with this hag

>>716139469
I hope you've been swapping shoes with your fellow anons

>>716139308
>>716139680
FUCK FUCK FUCK SHUT IT DOWN!!! SHUT IT DOWN!!!! THE NINGEN KNOW!!!

You did finish the limited missions right anon. You only have a few hours left

>>716138287
so if an uma wanted to rape trainer-san then trainer-san would have no chance of stopping her?

How come jannies and mods tolerate this kind of a slander campaign against Tracen Academy staff?

What are the horse books in this universe like????

>>716139729
man you must be doing something wrong. i never lost an URA with Maruzensky. cards and stats, the Hot Rod is a winning machnie in career mode.

>>716139729
RNG is a bitch. I have has absolute shit runs that win the URA and ones with perfect stats that can't make it past the last Arima Kinen race.

The drop comes in 2 quarters

>>716139680
MAJIMA GET HIM

>>716139773
couldn't be helped right? they are so much stronger than us. like, if we resist we are in danger so...

>>716139729
She's a miler with B Medium, C Long. And has to do Mediums and Longs.
Spark 'em if you got 'em boys

>>716139729
uncanny how we are seeing a surge of people loosing with Maruzensky or Oguri Cap, and others winning with King Halo and Matikanefukukitaru

>>716139796
sports illustrated uma swimsuit edition.

>>716139773
All men carry an anti rape tazer in this world.

>>716139729
perhaps the issue is with the trainer

How long do you think it'll take to get enough star pieces to unlock Nice Nature and Manikatifukuruku or whatever, those are the only 1*s I don't have and I wanna save my rolls for Manhattan Cafe or Tamamo Chud

>>716139729
you're probably just stacking stamina like a retard. if you want to win URA then just focus on winning URA, forget about pvp.

>>716139729
strap a bomb to tata and if she doesn't win you blow it up infront of her

>>716139768
yes, somehow

>>716139912
The pendulum is swinging
>just speed-max bro
>starts winning oguri and maruzensky
>actually you need other stats too! speed-maxing is for le heckin tourists!
>starts winning more complex horses but losing the speed-maxers
Once it swings back and people understand that different horses require different training instead of using the same strategy on every horse it will become normal again.

I will only pull for uma shounens

>man I really need to train stamina for the next race.
>mfw triple speed rainbow
>end up losing because of no stamina

>>716139773
It’s not rape if you get an erection.

>>716139912
is Matikanefukukitaru's career considered hard? i cleared it on my first try yesterday

>>716139912
it's impossible to lose with Maruzensky or Oguri though. you gotta be doing really stupid shit to lose with 'zensky.

>>716140029
how do you even get star pieces besides the ones for dupes in gacha pulls?

>>716140168
why does this body have tits like that?

>>716140169
>leech stamina spark legacies
>never need to train stam again

>>716140169
kek, i can't resist rainbow speed training. this is the true BAKUSHIN mindset

>>716140191
Legend Races, shops, race events, random other event rewards.

>>716140169
This is gods way of saying that you are destined to train Bakushin until the end of the universe.

>>716140169
My dumbass has started pressing every rainbow rainbow I see when it may not be the best choice

do they ever dump a shitton of money and SP on you again i'm running low

Will dance for a banana

>>716140197
Giving a thorough platonic bath to Urara after she's gotten covered in dirt during the practice.

>>716140316
new event gives a lot of money

>fail at 5%
YOU STUPID FUCKING HORSE. I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID ASSH BAKUSHIN SONG

>>716140375
POST THE ONE WITH TEIO TOO YOU FUCKER

>>716139749
What the fuck I don't care about this stupid bitch.
Been giving away my precious shoes for nothing.

>>716140420
STOP YOU FUCKING RETARD IT'S NOT THE CLASS PRESIDENT'S FAULT

>>716140316
no it's time to swipe or get wiped

>>716140420
after rolling for kitasan and realizing that my account is cursed, i don't even tempt training fails anymore. if the fail chance is above 0%, i train wit

>>716140423
nor me, but...

>>716139912
>winning with King Halo and Matikanefukukitaru
couldn't be me

I swiped

>>716140530
the highest i managed to trian was like 44% training chance. it was a training session between URA races, and it really saved my ass, because it was a x4 rainbow training. sometimes you just gotta gamble

I hate this fucking card. Only reason I use it is to get the gold stamina skill and her fucking event never finishes for me to get the hints for it.

>>716140672
anon...

>>716140423
You idiot they are going to cycle through the character

>>716139060
is gold avanti still a jobber?

>>716140712
I like it. Use it all the time.

>>716140316
Grind even points, some levels give you 10k monies and some give ~5k SP IIRC. You get tens of thousands of both just by playing career semi-actively.

>>716140672
and what do you have to show for it?

>>716140672
Post pulls

>>716139778
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING HACK!!! YOU ALWAYS LIE TO ME ABOUT NOT HAVING ENOUGH GUTS!!!

>>716127589 (OP)
>Gambling on horse races >:|
>Gambling on anime horse girls :O
I'm always impressed with how they catch the next generation of suckers

>>716138793
Tosho and Kita are such a great combo. I get practice perfect and charming in so many runs its crazy

>>716140829
>Gutlet

>>716133141
I hope they put that one horse from the olympics that made the german cry

>>716140854
I don't mind gambling lol. It's funny how people here get so pissy about things like gambling, smoking and stuff.

How many 3* umas do you have

>>716140931
0

>>716140854
>look at me im so jaded and sage, and superior
eat a dick, faggot

>>716140854
i'd gamble on wash machines if they were cute anime girls

Nice Nature is so normal it's insane

>energy event right after resting
>mood up event right after recreation
I'm so fucking cursed.

Can some tell me why people hype up the fine motion SSR card. I have it but I’m not seeing what makes it so special. I have a MLB Marvelous Sunday SR and it just seems way better

>>716141005
you should have at least 1, 2 if you didn't get a dupe on your random 3* ticket

so goddess statues are literally just "dump into your favorite so you can rank them up" right

>>716140239
I don't get why you wouldn't just always try to get whatever high spark you have which is probably speed. Like if you got 2, 3star speeds then you can just press stamina a couple of times instead of speed because you got a bunch of free speed from the 3stars..

>>716141107
i mean obviously an MLB SR is better than a level 30 SSR

>>716141005
same, still don't have the ticket

>>716141093
Hey be glad you didn't get hit with a mood down event right after doing recreation.

Is Tazuna worth the slot? It feels like her usefulness is entirely dependent on RNG

>>716141093
>summer training
>training a rainbow stat with 1 partner
>next day, same stat, with 4 rainbow partners
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>716140931
3
Oglin, Suska, and Gundam
4 if you count the upgraded ELLLL CONDORRR PASAAAA

>>716141114
Yes, but if you spread them out you will get more stuff

>1% FAILED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>716141112
shiiieeet i meant to ask how many 3* spark umas anons had but i left out the word "spark"

>>716140712
I have it too but only ran it a couple of times then dropped it
Special Week event SSR gives gold Pace recovery
Super Creek (friend slot) gives gold everything recovery
I run a MLB SR over base Vodka SSR for my power card

>on final goal
>go for the gamba
I have regrets.
Nothing makes me hate a girl more than when they fuck up a lot. She failed two trainings in a row before this with reasonable percentages which cost me 50+ points of stamina before failing with the acupuncturist. I fucking hate Special Week Now.

>>716140746
I don't know I don't keep track of the 500 kids

teiooooooooo

>>716129865
Horse pussy

>>716141287
what the fuck is she prepared to pass? the finish line?

>>716141146
Yeah but SSR provide gold skills. Like super creek offering swinging maestro

Post matikane TANNHAUSER

>>716141258
>Nothing makes me hate a girl more than when they fuck up a lot.
I think that that makes you a bad trainer

>>716140854
>Autism spreadsheet/number sim
>Deck management
Some of us never stood a chance

>>716141362
I'm with that.

Arima, soon...

>have uma with S speed and B power with great mood
>loses at 14th rank
>retry
>1st

fuck you game. i know what you did.

>>716141336
The runners from the previous race

>>716141218
good karma must swing back

>>716141258
Nigga you got no one to blame but yourself

>>716141112
Haven't gotten the random 3* ticket yet nor have I used the starter pick ticket.

>>716141420
I hope you fail it.
If I can't get the sparks necessary then nobody should be able to.

>>716140931
7
two Mejiro MAKWEEEEN
1 Teio (only new Teio that dropped last week)
TM Opera O (first 3 star pull)
Maruzensky (used my free pick on this hag)
Symboli Rudolf (never touched her even once)
Biwa Hayahide (same as Rudolf)

>>716141478
No, I blame the horse. I have trained other horses that don't fuck up like this so it can't be a problem with me. Special Week is an annoying cunt, she's boring, and has no business being the game mascot.

>>716141276
golty gets special attention because her coat is whiter than golshi, she's the spitting image of mcqueen
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ukt9XLCTlBs

>>716141079
I like the more subdued girls generally a bit more. Gold Ship's career is a bit of a culture shock after Scarlet and Vodka or even Urara and Bakushin.

>>716141127
yeah it makes sense
but with many decks there's more rainbows on speed due to there being more Speed cards stacked
Gotta go with what you have

>>716140931
1 3* stam teio

>>716141186
your uma will appreciate getting NTR'd by Tazuna

>>716141441
post Wit

Why is everyone on steam quitting this game???
Like half the players just decided they wanted to peace out.

>>716140931
Spark? I have a 3* Power Mtknfkktr.

>no 8 favorite for last 2 races
>still wins
the horse that refused to lose.

I still don't understand the difference between an MLB Kitasan and a 1LB Kitasan and how the gap can be so massive.

>>716129795
Koreans are the scum of the earth.

>>716141721
failure when rolling for kitasan

>>716141721
bro... i needed sleep.. i'll play more later...

>>716141721
BAfag trying to stir shit, please ignore.

>>716128215
>>716129795
Why would they do this?

>>716141721
I've switched to playing it on the phone while I play some other games on the PC.

>>716141772
Fave is lie, especially in URA finales. Think it's based on fans
Grats though

>>716141721
Those people are probably just flavor of the month chasers or they got filtered by the gacha.
Isn't that obvious enough?

>>716141721
There isn't much to do once you hit the spark grinding wall. The novelty right now wears off dangerously fast once you've knocked out a few careers. After that you're kind of just doing the same thing over and over again without many rewards inbetween as carats are way too infrequent so you don't even get to really roll for anything. And unless you're extremely autistic, most people don't give a shit about spark farming as what are you even trying to maximize for when you can beat all the careers fairly easily even with basic support cards at the moment.

>>716141721
not every game will be a forever game for anyone

>>716127589 (OP)
of all the things to explode in popularity and take over, I would never have guessed it would have been Japanese horse racing. I get they're animal girls, but what they're based off is still bizarre.
Genuinely, what happened that got everyone interested? even people I play other games online with joke and mention they've been playing this game. Genshin impact was supposed to be some grand BotW clone on mobile, so i can understand the draw to that, but hook am i not seeing for this game?

>>716142002
>animal girls
Anime girls*, though its not incorrect.

>>716141721
I stopped because I don't think the daily grind is that fun once your run out of new horses to train and I don't particularly want to tie myself to a gacha anyway. Might go play fan translated Idolm@ster OFA instead or something.

>>716142002
Designs aren't pedo or coomer coded like 99% of gachas so normalfags feel comfortable playing this game and talking to other people about it. It's shameless in that way so it allows it to be popular. I think people on this site would use the buzzword "safehorny"

>>716141772
she is one with the countach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDOxW1HB1Uk

>>716140931
suzuka, oguri, maruzensky, 2 mcqueens and an upgraded top gun

Happy...

>>716131436
Do you think Goldship bred so much all those others horses because of the inferiority complex this broad gave him and this is his way of getting back at her?

>>716139912
Speed maxing isn't working with other characters. I manage to squeeze out a win with El Condor Pasa thanks to one Anon that posted his build. I hope he see this, I wanted to thank him. Now I just need to figure out how to get McQueen winning her races. Those long races keep kicking my ass.

>>716142145
if you speedmaxx you should always run them as a front runner btw, no matter the horse.

ITS A NEW DAY!!

ITS A FUCKING NEW DAY!

>>716141721
I ran out of honeymoon money and now I'm making 30 fucking carrats a day. That's 6 fucking rolls a month bro, how am I supposed to get the girls I want? I'll probably barely get 1 a year.
>if you minmax pvp you can get more
You guys told me I don't need to do that, that I shouldn't reroll for FM, Creek or Kitasan Black. Now here I am.
I did the story, I did a couple of campaigns for the girls I liked, that's about as much as I can do as F2Per.

I will make them the best of friends!

THANKS FOR FUCKING MY HORSE BROS

>>716142228
What about stamina? Sometime my umas just shit the bed on those long runs. Sprint, Miles, Medium I do pretty well but Long just completely ruins me. Condor last career race made clock 2 times. Thank god she breezed through the finals.

>>716128215
>Korean scum drew this
Behead them.

>>716142413
I've never gotten friend points from people borrowing my card......

>>716142002
It's scientifically engineered to be as addictive as possible, but also it has good gameplay unlike every other gacha game.

>>716142547
I'm using the Special Week release event card
I had NO takers a non-max Kita and swapped back

>>716142547
Well yeah nobody wants to borrow a lvl 7 R silence suzuka.

So can someone explain this to me? All the girls are horsegirl reincarnations of famous horses and they still keep racing each other in what is essentially track and field. Is that it?

>>716134767
That's just how well dressed Southern Belle supposed to dress like.

>another med long uma
Gib sprint for fuck sake, my Bakushin is dying in team race.

>>716142706
they also sing and dance!

>>716141721
The game starts off really strong but gets repetitive once you've done campaign a bunch of times with your umas. And once that happens it doesn't have much to offer. This is why it fell off like a rock in Japan too.

>>716142547
>>716142641
I need to do a trash run for yesterday's rally thing, if you post ID I'll use your horse and card

>>716142413
you are but a baby

>>716142482
obviously, for Long you can't speedmaxx. if you want to speedmaxx on Long distance umas try geting Corner Maestro (the super spring restoration skill).

>>716142885
I kneel
Kita or Creek?
I think i'm only getting picked up by autofillers to be honest, as it's lvl50

>>716141875
>SEA Hoyofan trying to falseflag for the 30000th time

>>716142810
857 284 792 300
please use my card anon

>>716142002
all these horses have had interesting careers and lore, but making a game about getting to know said horses and help them achieve their dreams of winning the big race sounds dumb as fuck
... until you turn them into cute student athlete anime girls

>>716142885
I'm pimping out my best horse and she's been used for her genes like 5 times a day. Where do I check this?

got bored of this game after a week and installed a game called Blue Archive which has been a lot more fun has anyone tried this game before??

>>716142002
Two things in my opinion:
1. The game was designed to go viral and be addictive on release. The RNG, the incremental gameplay, the races, the sound and visual design, the real horses rabbit hole, etc. Everything. It happened in Japan years before on release (even with a successful anime to help it), and it happened again now.
2. Western people are not immune to moe as much as they think they are. Normalfags usually frown upon cute anime girls because they instantly think about some fetishist shit for weirdos. Truth is, most people like to see cute girls doing their best.

>>716142771
They're printing money.

>>716143080
That game is banned in my country

>>716143140
do you live in woke country?

>>716142761
kek, the struggle is real.

>>716143002
>this Umamusume has inspired the Umamusume of 60 trainers
hmm

>>716143080
I'm not a pedophile, so no I haven't.

>>716134192
Loves Only You, Mejiro Ardan, and I think one of the V sisters.

>>716143204
>brags about not being a pedophile
>while being a zoophile
peak irony lol

>>716142987
kita lvl 50 and 3 star speed + 2 ura final winning ticket
this one was today, just logged in

>>716143170
my haru is alone on dirt and she somehow wins against teams of 2-3 umas. i dunno how the fuck she's doing it. saw one guy with an A rank oguri lose to her as well, and shes B.

>>716143182
but nobody uses my card!!!

>>716143102
And to add to your point 2 this game is even more safe for normies with how unsexualized it is, both in the game itself and how looked down upon it is to make porn of it.

>>716142706
They are named and modeled after real horses. In universe it is theoretized that their names come from "another world".

>use my own LB1 Kitasan instead of borrowing an MLB
>decent chunk in and still haven't gotten an event
Guess that's the power of MLB

>>716143170
why not fill the team? surely you having a G+ but can startle other horses is still beneficial for your ACE horse

>>716140375
Her head is just too big.

>>716143295
Nice, mine is 6*stam 3*pow Maru
I have nothing to compete with Kita, yet a free card that everyone could have gotten seems to do the best for me

>>716142706
yes they are also all school and class mates and they perform a idol concert together after every race

>>716143312
just for you then

Meek

>>716143080
Back to your BA thread.

>>716143735
what is BA?

>>716143806
bitch ass

>>716143651
thanks

for me it's Endless Dream

>my last 1500 carats and my final chance at getting a Kitasan Black
>pic related
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>716143806
Boku no Pico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n97cdTuEe0g
Who's your favourite Uma and why is it Mini Cactus?

>>716143960
you card gave rainbow before debut lol

always a bit funny when the goal is winning some G3 or open race like my uma didn't just casually win a G1

should I go for skills or stats when picking legacy umas?

bully tazUMA

Is Tracen Academy a time anomaly?

>>716139224
Is there actually a full robot horse? If so I'll drop whatever I need to get her when she comes out

>>716144542
slander
falsification
defamation

>>716142761
I use Air Groove as my second sprinter and she wins sometimes.

>>716131241
You can train your face muscles to hold them in place

>>716144740
UMAkawa

>>716144542
>found porn for director but not the green lady

ONE INCH OF LOVE

>>716144109
mini cactus banner when?