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[GOOD NEWS] Uma Musume is becoming a phenomenal sensation across the world!
The game is still going strong, continuing to be a viral sensation!
Anonymous No.716129090
>>716129061 (OP)
they made this anime a game now?
Anonymous No.716129191 >>716129241 >>716129301 >>716129645 >>716134160 >>716138285 >>716141991 >>716143294 >>716146641 >>716150889 >>716151573 >>716152653 >>716153809 >>716155094 >>716155139 >>716155957 >>716163889 >>716165790
Still not playing it. Or any gacha for that matter.
Anonymous No.716129220
I do not play gacha
Anonymous No.716129241
>>716129191
>clean it up janny
Anonymous No.716129301
>>716129191
This
Anonymous No.716129346
OMG shes so quirky hahaha
Anonymous No.716129435 >>716129885
test
Anonymous No.716129448 >>716129859 >>716135119 >>716137816 >>716150123
>>716129061 (OP)
>world
Mostly chinks and pajeets. No one else is playing this gacha garbage.
Anonymous No.716129645
>>716129191
Based
Anonymous No.716129859 >>716132897
>>716129448
>NOOO NOBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD IS PLAYING IT EXCEPT PAJEETS NOOO IT'S NOT POPULAR IT'S NOT!!!!
kwab
Anonymous No.716129885 >>716130064 >>716152905
>>716129435
Umagirl? Or Bombermusume?
Anonymous No.716130064
>>716129885
MAKITANEFUKUBAKUDAN
Anonymous No.716130238 >>716133648
>>716129061 (OP)
But I already got an A ranked undefeated horse with 10,000 score and 27 wins, what more is there for me to do? Slightly increase parent stats and get an A+?
Anonymous No.716130494 >>716139226
>>716129061 (OP)
>becoming a phenomenal sensation across the world
>already forgotten
LOL
Anonymous No.716130514 >>716130739 >>716130905 >>716133313 >>716147284
>>716129061 (OP)
i am tired of seeing this girl and the story of the horse she's based on can be summed in a sentence
Anonymous No.716130739 >>716146224
>>716130514
Just started her career. It's pretty grating lol so randum stuff. The player character has no agency in it.
Anonymous No.716130905
>>716130514
I only care about the horsecock futa porn
Anonymous No.716131591
>>716129061 (OP)
Gold Ship is a weirdo.
Anonymous No.716131954
>>716129061 (OP)
It came out on nintendo?
Anonymous No.716132134 >>716139361
>>716129061 (OP)
Already feels like people have moved on.
Anonymous No.716132210
>>716129061 (OP)
>gachashit
gen z have ruined video games and /v/
Anonymous No.716132298 >>716139361
>>716129061 (OP)
fotm for ironic weebs, this is why you gatekeep
Anonymous No.716132817 >>716139361
>>716129061 (OP)
>DID YOU KNOW THIS ANIME GIRL IS A QUIRKY HORSE IN REAL LIFE?!?!?!
I'm so tired chief
Anonymous No.716132824 >>716132903 >>716133193 >>716133758 >>716136391 >>716139361 >>716142507 >>716148129 >>716151182 >>716158653 >>716158761 >>716160101 >>716161730
why is this shit popular
Anonymous No.716132897
>>716129859
>starts waffling about cuck porn
frogposters
not even once
Anonymous No.716132903
>>716132824
Ironic weebs
Anonymous No.716133075
>>716129061 (OP)
I like the art people make where the horse girls are eight feet tall.
Anonymous No.716133193 >>716136478 >>716147106 >>716148189 >>716148498
>>716132824
Ironic weebs, "WHOA JAPAN CRAZY", FoTM chasers. 99% of the people talking about it now had no idea this existed a few weeks back.
Anonymous No.716133313
>>716130514
But what a sentence "98% impregnation rate" is
Anonymous No.716133648
>>716130238
there already are S+ horses, step up your game
Anonymous No.716133758
>>716132824
>haha funny game anime horse girls
Anonymous No.716133780
>investor thread
Anonymous No.716133829
>>716129061 (OP)
Why is Golshi so fucking smug?
Anonymous No.716134075
So was the secret sauce for making normies turn into bronies is giving the horse giant tits?
Anonymous No.716134160 >>716163306
>>716129191
You can still talk about fucking big titty cartoon horses.
Anonymous No.716134261
>>716129061 (OP)
goldship is sex but i'm still not going to play gacha
Anonymous No.716134298
>>716129061 (OP)
It didn't even win against a Korean game in its own homeland lol.
Anonymous No.716134497 >>716146876
Listen punks, there better not be any horse lewds in this thread.
Anonymous No.716135119 >>716135519 >>716137664 >>716151474
>>716129448
It's ironically a white man's game. It always reach its peak traffic during American/European hours.
Anonymous No.716135519
>>716135119
Haru Urara is a white mans horse.
Anonymous No.716136107
>>716129061 (OP)
I am so glad that I'm not an Uma Musume fan. Imagine your favourite ip becomes flavor of the month
Anonymous No.716136168
>>716129061 (OP)
Maybe I should start playing.... everyone on /v/ is having fun except me....
Anonymous No.716136292
>>716129061 (OP)
How much longer until Tencent buys (steals) the IP and the devs?
Anonymous No.716136391
>>716132824
It's well-made. With an extreme amount of detail and care put into the game.
Anonymous No.716136478
>>716133193
>people didn't care about it before they knew it existed
Anonymous No.716136537
antis still seething i see
Anonymous No.716136607 >>716143584 >>716145643
>>716129061 (OP)
>No porn
That's why Japan is dying and Korea is winning.
Anonymous No.716136621 >>716137140 >>716139223 >>716148047
here's your world phenomenon bro
Anonymous No.716137094 >>716137583 >>716138149 >>716164036
>>716129061 (OP)
Why is the story chaotic? I don't want to watch the shilled video because it's shilled
Anonymous No.716137140
>>716136621
Of course weebs only have a big mouth and nothing to backup their claims.
Anonymous No.716137228
HORSEPUSSY
Anonymous No.716137583
>>716137094
its not, its just clickbait. i watched that entire 40 minute video and the only "crazy" thing he talks about is the rumor of the yakuza visiting people who draw porn of the girls
Anonymous No.716137585 >>716139361
SKULLFUCK GACHA COOMERS TO DEATH
Anonymous No.716137664
>>716135119
it’s interesting cuckold spammers haven’t parasitically attached to it yet
Anonymous No.716137715 >>716137808
I just dont get how so many people can put their time and money into gacha when there's so many real games you can play.
>but modern games are slop!
Play something good then. If you have a modern pc you can play literally any game from any gen.
Anonymous No.716137808 >>716138267
>>716137715
Ok name a better game
Anonymous No.716137816
>>716129448
What makes you think that? Your entire family start playing it?
Anonymous No.716138149
>>716137094
The game was vaporware for years. Also, the idea pretty out there, even though it's based on the foundations of catgirls and other anthros plus Kancolle and shit.
Anonymous No.716138267 >>716138872 >>716146924
>>716137808
Jackie chan
Majoras mask
Jackie chan
Fallout 1 and 2
Donkey Kong country
Jackie chan
Anonymous No.716138285 >>716158882
>>716129191
If you play any game which has drop rate chance, then you have played gacha games.
Anonymous No.716138872 >>716139116
>>716138267
Jackie Chan>Jackie Chan=Donkey Kong Country>>>>>horseshit>>>>>>>>>>>>Jackie Chan
Don't @ me
Anonymous No.716139116
>>716138872
>Jackie chan over Donkey Kong and Jackie chan
FUCK YOUUU
Anonymous No.716139223 >>716165731
>>716136621
Well it’s the no1 gacha right now. Which is something I guess
Anonymous No.716139226
>>716130494
proof?
Anonymous No.716139361
>>716132824
>>716132817
>>716137585
>>716132134
>>716132298
Anonymous No.716139375 >>716139423 >>716139760
It will be dead in a few months
Anonymous No.716139423 >>716143162
>>716139375
you said that about genshin too bro
Anonymous No.716139760
>>716139375
If the fallout from Kitasan didn't kill it, it will be incincible.
Anonymous No.716141713
Anonymous No.716141991 >>716142750 >>716146348
>>716129191
nobody here actually plays that garbage, we just jerk off to the horse girls

...right?
Anonymous No.716142507 >>716142698 >>716143113 >>716143497 >>716144345 >>716146607 >>716147349 >>716147469 >>716147740 >>716148657 >>716152302 >>716152983 >>716154293 >>716156140
>>716132824
It is a few things:
1. It features cute girls but they're not really sexualized. They are not very busty, they don't wear skimpy clothes, they don't do lewd poses. They pretty much are just cute girls who race. This appeals to weebs and makes it "safe" for the average streamer
2. The gameplay is a roguelike that is just generally popular for streamers and content creators because you can do the same thing over and over but 1 or 2 things change so it is """"fresh""""
3. The game is designed so that most of the race doesn't matter but then at the very end ultimates and buffs activate creating epic HOYPEEEE moments that are good for streaming culture
4. They had a huge marketing push with the steam release, and steam is the main place people play games. They paid a lot of big streamers to play it and the game legitimately got popular through streams and word of mouth. This had a feedback loop. Northern Lion, for example, had his most popular stream EVER streaming this game and he has been streaming for like 10+ years.
Anonymous No.716142698 >>716143123
>>716142507
not reading all of that shit
Anonymous No.716142750
>>716141991
I remember entering one of the threads and all I see is people talking and recommending the new girl because she's meta.
So no plenty of people is actually "playing" this
Anonymous No.716143007
>>716129061 (OP)
>1ST ON STEAM, AMAZING HIT
>look at current players
>45th
The shills HATE this little trick
Anonymous No.716143113
>>716142507
I read all of this
Anonymous No.716143123
>>716142698
tl;dr the hardcore anal sex scenes with horses
Anonymous No.716143162
>>716139423
Uma musume has been out for 9 years, it's not a Genshin killer anon. It just got English language release that's all
Anonymous No.716143294
>>716129191
this, I'm never, ever touching any gacha and fuck every faggot that plays gacha with a cactus
Anonymous No.716143497
>>716142507
I read all of this aloud and recorded it for future listening
Anonymous No.716143584
>>716136607
>dislikes cute furry girls
not compared to japan they arent
Anonymous No.716144345
>>716142507
You forgot to mention it has multiple animes and actual songs in it
Anonymous No.716145620
i love fomo megacorp shill "games" bump!
Anonymous No.716145643 >>716146046 >>716157553 >>716166026
>>716136607
owners of the horses don't want to see their anime counterparts be tarnished. it's more of a respect thing.
Anonymous No.716145763
>>716129061 (OP)
This mean we'll finally get an idolmaster western release right?
Anonymous No.716145783 >>716145985
>>716129061 (OP)
MLPbros...
Anonymous No.716145985
>>716145783
MLP was an actual grassroots cultural phenomenon
Anonymous No.716146046 >>716146125 >>716147015
>>716145643
>Alright Watanabe-san it's time for this horse's 100th fucking
>Ooooooh arigato Honda-san, by the way make sure all media of the anime version of our mare is not even remotely lewd!
Anonymous No.716146125 >>716146539
>>716146046
Unfortunately Haru Urara never got to be a mother. It's quite sad.
Anonymous No.716146224 >>716146351
>>716130739
Yeah, that's just like the real horse
Anonymous No.716146348 >>716151667 >>716151876 >>716152017
>>716141991
Just one of these threads has more discussion about gameplay and strategies then every Deltarune, BA, Genshin, and culture war thread put together.
Anonymous No.716146351 >>716146489
>>716146224
Unfortunately the real horce seems more fun to me than the girl version of him.
Anonymous No.716146489
>>716146351
yeah it's hard to translate horse autism into human autism
Anonymous No.716146539 >>716146683
>>716146125
then it looks like its up to me...
Anonymous No.716146607
>>716142507
>"safe" for the average streamer
>popular for streamers and content creators
>good for streaming culture
>They paid a lot of big streamers to play it
>streaming
>streaming
>streaming
what a fucking disaster
Anonymous No.716146628
>>716129061 (OP)
genuinely the most forced game this year, how much are cygames paying you plants?
Anonymous No.716146637 >>716146865 >>716148385
Why do horses get bred for eugenics purposes and end up fine but dogs end up all sorts of fucked up?
Anonymous No.716146641
>>716129191
You aren't missing out on much. It's about as fun as watching paint dry after the excitement of re-rolling accounts out runs its welcome.
Anonymous No.716146683
>>716146539
Anonymous No.716146865
>>716146637
>and end up fine
These horses die on the track all the time
Anonymous No.716146876 >>716147030
>>716134497
I want to fuck Marvelous Sunday's Marvelous Sundays
Anonymous No.716146924 >>716147001
>>716138267
I only know of 2 jackie chan games, what's the third one?
Anonymous No.716147001 >>716147048
>>716146924
jackie chan
Anonymous No.716147015
>>716146046
would you want someone drawing anthro porn of your dead dog?
Anonymous No.716147030
>>716146876
bra shopping with Marvelous
Anonymous No.716147048
>>716147001
but of course
Anonymous No.716147106 >>716147568
>>716133193
Even funnier is the absolute losers on twitch/youtube.
>THIS CRAZY NEW HORSE GAME DESTROYED MY WALLET!! POGGERS
Umm, sir. This game has been out for several years, and it is not new. It's one of the most solved "games" on earth apparently. What a glorious SCAM cyngames just pulled off. lmao
Absolutely master class. I don't think the west has ever been robbed, hoodwinked, and tricked so fucking hard lately.
Anonymous No.716147160
>>716129061 (OP)
Buy an ad, faggot.
Anonymous No.716147284
>>716130514
Anonymous No.716147349 >>716147594
>>716142507
Amazing bait, have another (you)
Anonymous No.716147413
This game drained all my luck for the year.
Anonymous No.716147469 >>716147721 >>716147901 >>716149554 >>716152526 >>716153776 >>716157418 >>716160025 >>716160192 >>716166712
>>716142507
And that's why it failed since porn is the only metric that matter.
Anonymous No.716147568
>>716147106
>sir
Anonymous No.716147594 >>716148797
>>716147349
What is bait about it?
Anonymous No.716147721
>>716147469
this is grim, megacorps won sadly.
Anonymous No.716147740 >>716147790 >>716147850
>>716142507
>They paid a lot of big streamers to play it and the game legitimately got popular through streams and word of mouth
do you seriously still believe they were paid and it wasn't random faggots in chat suggesting it
Anonymous No.716147790
>>716147740
do you seriously believe streamers dont get paid to play games
how are you this retarded
Anonymous No.716147807 >>716147902 >>716148110
Fucking bullshit
Anonymous No.716147850 >>716147985 >>716148292 >>716148797
>>716147740
Uh, people like NL literally had "#sponsored" on their stream, dude. They legally have to, and did, disclose it. Yes, they paid streamers.
Anonymous No.716147901
>>716147469
>porn is the only metric that matter.
if that were true shantae games would make more money than crash by now
Anonymous No.716147902 >>716148072
>>716147807
>2nd year december
>still lacking fans
bro what
Anonymous No.716147932
TOTAL GACHANIGGER DEATH
Anonymous No.716147952 >>716148063 >>716148201
>>716129061 (OP)
>game been around for years
>no one gave a fuck
Anonymous No.716147985 >>716148080
>>716147850
yeah one guy not every single person who streamed it out of curiosity
Anonymous No.716148047 >>716148142 >>716158526
>>716136621
Here's the other world phenomenon bro
Anonymous No.716148063 >>716148126
>>716147952
it wasnt in english
Anonymous No.716148072
>>716147902
I only had one race where she placed 3rd, the rest were wins, then i got thrown into the Arima Kinen goal with 3 days and 12k fans missing
Anonymous No.716148080
>>716147985
>out of curiosity
lol
lil bro thinks streamers are all altruistic and only stream games for fun and because they are curious and not whatever just happens to fall into their inbox with an attached check

WHO WILL THINK OF THESE POOR STREAMERS
Anonymous No.716148110 >>716148436
>>716147807
>Nice Nature
>Underperforming
Perfectly accurate.
Anonymous No.716148126 >>716148280
>>716148063
most things aren't
Anonymous No.716148129
>>716132824
I thought ecelebs were paid to shill this, but I unironically think it's a case of whatever the horse equivalent of toxoplasmosis is
Didn't work for me as I probably have actual toxoplasmosis already
These retards will wake up as soon as they realize how scummy this game's gacha is
Anonymous No.716148142 >>716148234
>>716148047
you took that pic while the game was in maintenance you disingenuous fuck
Anonymous No.716148189
>>716133193
>people talking about it now had no idea this existed a few weeks back.
yes..that's usually how it works...
Anonymous No.716148201 >>716148974
>>716147952
The game, anime and manga has been around for almost a decade. It's a media empire, but now one the superficial self-labeled "weebs" are discovering since the algorithm has informed them of it.
Anonymous No.716148234 >>716148343 >>716148786 >>716166796
>>716148142
Sure, what now?
Anonymous No.716148280
>>716148126
what the fuck does that mean
Anonymous No.716148292
>>716147850
Misinformation, NL threw shade at it to hell and back and took a while before he was convinced.
Funny that Cygames was treated as "dumb" for their partnership with Crunchyroll, but now because they got something popular they're suddenly 4D chess masters going after this very specific streamer who hates anime wholeheartedly.
Anonymous No.716148343 >>716148509 >>716148596 >>716152439
>>716148234
its literally the middle of the night in japan stfu of course those are inflated for a global release of horse game which is played in US
Anonymous No.716148385
>>716146637
Because too much inbreeding fucks up how well they can run and go fast, while the most problematic inbreeding for dogs is for aesthetics not function so they don’t give a shit if the dogs can barely walk or breathe.
Inbreeding still causes issues whenever the breadstock gets too inbred however even with horses, and Japan’s probably going to have issues in a few years with how rampant Sunday Silence pedigrees are right now until they can find another foreign super sire to import.
Anonymous No.716148428 >>716148538 >>716148679
What happened with the Blue Archive Steam review event anyway?
Anonymous No.716148436
>>716148110
3 fans missing too, it's like a personal attack
Anonymous No.716148453
Gambling horse racing and gacha are all criminal enterprises just sayin
Anonymous No.716148498
>>716133193
>99% of the people talking about it now had no idea this existed a few weeks back.
well yeah that game was JP only back in 2021 and only now recently got a global release
Anonymous No.716148509
>>716148343
I was asking about your BA though
Anonymous No.716148538 >>716148680 >>716149172
>>716148428
>What happened with the Blue Archive Steam review event anyway?
Anonymous No.716148551 >>716148823
Sorry but I'm not a horsefucker.
Also imagine your family and friends knowing you're playing some degenerate game about horse racing but with anime girls.
Anonymous No.716148592 >>716149105
It's cute, what do you need?
Anonymous No.716148596
>>716148343
Embarassing shift of goalposts, Uma has decent numbers all-day long even during Japan dead hours.
Why BA gets excused? Doesn't that mean the western fanbase is smaller than Uma?
Anonymous No.716148602
>>716129061 (OP)
It would better be a viral sensation after all the marketing money that got sunk into it. Btw people rolling for horses have to absorb the costs so your success rates are probably 2 times lower than they would be otherwise.
Anonymous No.716148620 >>716148772 >>716149080 >>716153597
>advertised as a chill game that can be enjoyed bitewise
>general has 500+ pages worth of guides
Anonymous No.716148630 >>716149452 >>716149991 >>716150708
>Blue Archive simply exists
>makes an entire fanbase constantly meltdown every single day
Talk about rent free.
Anonymous No.716148646
reminder that these people want to fuck girls that are meant to be actual animals.
Anonymous No.716148657 >>716149114
>>716142507
>They are not very busty
Anonymous No.716148679 >>716148880 >>716148958
>>716148428
The nips are laughing at BA, bros...
Anonymous No.716148680 >>716148847
>>716148538
Steam was right to ban this kind of practice
I guess at the very least, the games wouldn't really know if you submitted a review on mobile so you can just click the button, go back to the game and receive the rewards
Anonymous No.716148693
BAggot melty!
Anonymous No.716148770
>PEDO PEDO PEDO!!!!
meanwhile umafaggots want to have sex with fucking horses
i know what side id rather be on
Anonymous No.716148772 >>716148943 >>716149861
>>716148620
you can enjoy it casually or min/max the hell out of it, whats the problem?
Anonymous No.716148775
NPC boobs
Anonymous No.716148786 >>716149118
>>716148234
>Gacha games on steam
How do they even make money after Gaben takes his cut?
Anonymous No.716148797
>>716147594
All of those statements are wrong
>they are not very busty
What are Sunday and Scarlet's massive bazookas
>most of the race doesn't matter but then at the very end ultimates and buffs activate
Shit skills, stats, and lane placement can get you boxed in and no ult nor spurt will save you from that
>you can do the same thing over and over but 1 or 2 things change so it is """"fresh""""
This one is fair. Each career is full of random events and choices, but if you know what you're doing and have a good deck you won't lose.
>They paid a lot of big streamers to play it
The 2018 anime was the ad but the game got in development hell and took years to come out in japan. Once it got global every weeb played the game and streamers got caught in new popular free game must stream.
Also, mentioning streaming and Nothernlion is the icing on top to guarantee responses, see >>716147850 for example.
Anonymous No.716148823 >>716148936
>>716148551
>but what if your parents find out-
there's a bigger chance this will get the new generation invested in horse racing like their elders
Anonymous No.716148837
>>716129061 (OP)
>spreadsheet simulator
Anonymous No.716148847
>>716148680
They still got away scot-free, got all the reviews they want and didn't even have to pay their players.
Nexon is the winner here.
Anonymous No.716148880
>>716148679
Sad New for BA
Anonymous No.716148936 >>716149035 >>716149767
>>716148823
thanks for confirming this is all just a psyops from the gambling industry to get zoomers and gen alphas into more gambling
Anonymous No.716148943 >>716151731
>>716148772
>Playing a stats based autobattler gacha
The house always wins anon. At least play a game with some gameplay.
Anonymous No.716148958 >>716149570
>>716148679
The anime sucked. The actual animation wasn't very good, they chose one of the most bland looking designs for Sensei, and the first two chapters are pretty mediocre to begin with. I say this as a level 90 Sensei.
Anonymous No.716148974 >>716150848
>>716148201
I'm a weeb but never watched any of the anime. Wasn't interested in the game even after the English version released: why the fuck would I play some dumb mobile game with anthro girls based on real Japanese horses. Then I saw a friend of mine friend play the game.
Anonymous No.716148994
What OP meant to say is
Uma Musume is the new FOTM until something else comes along and "becomes a phenomenal sensation across the world!"
Anonymous No.716148996
Just ordered an artificial horse pussy, this game is ruining my fucking life. It was 1200 dollars.
Anonymous No.716149035 >>716150771 >>716158298
>>716148936
what's wrong with liking horse racing though
Anonymous No.716149080 >>716149941
>>716148620
Did you watch pannenkoek's Mario 64 video on parallel universes before enjoying it as a kid? No? Then you can do that here.
Anonymous No.716149105 >>716159758
>>716148592
Anonymous No.716149114 >>716149681
>>716148657
Cute giraffe
Anonymous No.716149118 >>716149227
>>716148786
i don't know but it's still good advertising
Anonymous No.716149172
>>716148538
>Gaben hammer
Nexon keeps losing
Anonymous No.716149175 >>716149281 >>716149331
https://youtube.com/shorts/1irmqQhf-os
Every day until you like it
Anonymous No.716149227 >>716149286
>>716149118
>Top Seller
but
It's free to play?
Sakura !Fish2Mlhz2 No.716149281
>>716149175
Dont say that
Anonymous No.716149286
>>716149227
Do you not know that gacha games have microtransactions? Are you a time traveler from 2008 or something?
Anonymous No.716149303
>>716129061 (OP)
No GOG = no buy.
Anonymous No.716149331
>>716149175
Thanks I hlike it.
Anonymous No.716149452 >>716149560
>>716148630
>non-BAthread
>baggots having a melty
Talk about rent free..
Anonymous No.716149554
>>716147469
>Top 5 with zero porn in the booths
>Somehow this isn't an impressive feat
Anonymous No.716149560 >>716149974
>>716149452
Every Uma thread is a BA seethe thread though. So this is a BA thread.
Anonymous No.716149570 >>716149945
>>716148958
In the other hand, Umamusume unironically has one of the best gacha anime, if not the best.
Season 2, the movie and Cinderella Gray are simply good anime that stand on their own, even for someone who never played the game, in fact Uma was more of an /a/ franchise before the game came out, some /v/ tourists try to push this narrative that nobody knew it before the game: A lot of people did.
Anonymous No.716149637 >>716149720 >>716157615
The craziest thing about this game is how it deploys the same tactics a drug dealer would to create a new addict.
>first hit is free
>the next two are discount, yeah we think you're pretty cool.
>Look its been a while. You're gonna have to pay full price.

You can either cut your losses or accept you're too far down the pipe and always find yourself "spending just a little more". It can't even actually get you high but the temptations are the same energy. How else do you even describe this as anything other than pure evil.
Anonymous No.716149681
>>716149114
>kicks you for shits and giggles
Anonymous No.716149720 >>716149891
>>716149637
thats literally every gacha are you retarded
Anonymous No.716149767 >>716150771
>>716148936
And what should I be doing instead, stock trading? (also gambling)
Anonymous No.716149861 >>716150020
>>716148772
More than half of the mechanics aren't explained, so you have to read guides either way.
Anonymous No.716149891 >>716150005
>>716149720
There's no need to be upset. It's just true.
Anonymous No.716149941
>>716149080
Mario is self explanatory and has no obfuscated mechanics.
Anonymous No.716149945
>>716149570
I've been reading the manga and it's really good too. Shit, both the manga and anime make BA look like some amateurish anime fanfic
Anonymous No.716149974
>>716149560
Uma threads barely mention BA outside of bait OPs like this one.
You guys that kept entering the thread to post "the BA apocalypse is coming horsekeks!" before the steam version released.
Anonymous No.716149991
>>716148630
>simply exists
If only that were true, but sadly we already had several years of BAniggers being unable to keep it to themselves
Anonymous No.716150005 >>716150062
>>716149891
yeah but you are acting like you came to some incredible realization
its the same as going outside and shouting at people that you figured out the sky is blue only to get upset when people tell you "yeah no shit"
Anonymous No.716150020 >>716150238
>>716149861
Guide is for faggot and low IQ retard, i don't even read the tutorial lol
Anonymous No.716150062 >>716150287
>>716150005
I'm not acting like anything. Maybe you're just in a bad mood and are entirely ego driven. Maybe my post hurt you in some way, but I am not sorry.
Anonymous No.716150123 >>716157717
>>716129448
Yes, yes, we get it.
You're safe-racism against Indians
Anonymous No.716150137
>>716129061 (OP)
Cool. Still can't play it though.
Anonymous No.716150141 >>716152168
Quite funny how the tables have turned
Anonymous No.716150167 >>716150683
I wish there was a trial mode or some shit that didn't cost stamina. I want to experiment with horses and builds along with cards but to do anything you have to spend resources to run a normal career. It's pretty frustrating how the game actively punishes you for attempting to break away from the established meta.
Anonymous No.716150187 >>716161039
Post Mambo
Anonymous No.716150238
>>716150020
Not sure what that is supposed to prove.
The game has bazillions of races most of which can be done with even the worst characters and builds.
Anonymous No.716150261 >>716150841 >>716150936 >>716151501 >>716152090
>been playing for a few days but still don't understand how various things work (mainly legacies)
>figure there's a thread on /vg/ and check their guide
>it's ~150 pages and seems entirely focused on PVP
...bro I just wanna read cute horse girl stories in career mode, can I get a tl;dr on if any of this shit matters to me (and if I should even be wasting time on the support card pulls when all I really care about is unlocking more horse girls)
Anonymous No.716150275 >>716151579
I thought horseposting went on /mlp/
Anonymous No.716150287 >>716150460
>>716150062
>I'm not acting like anything
you literally said it's the craziest thing
Anonymous No.716150432
>>716129061 (OP)
FOTM meme garbage for ironic weeb posers.
Anonymous No.716150460
>>716150287
Yes. Gacha is the craziest thing. What's so crazy about that statement? Actually, don't answer that. I don't care what you think in the slightest.
Anonymous No.716150472
this must be the weakest BA raid to date kek
Anonymous No.716150520 >>716150832
>>716129061 (OP)
Kawaii is power
Anonymous No.716150680 >>716152631
>>716129061 (OP)
I miss when games had to have some content to be a worldwide success instead of being thinly veiled casinos held together by taking hostage the anime titties. Fuck the west, fuck the east, fuck the puritans for driving away the sex from gaming, fuck gambling addicts, fuck this timeline.
Anonymous No.716150683
>>716150167
You can have 2 phones or 1 phone + desktop then make a Match Room to play against yourself. You can also do that in Clubs.
Anonymous No.716150694
Now that it's internationally popular are they going to start making licensing deals for non-Japanese horses? I bet they can get rights to Australian horses fairly cheap.
Anonymous No.716150708 >>716150864
>>716148630
Nobody cares about BA. The only time I ever see it is when its fanboys try to start shit in Uma threads.
Anonymous No.716150771 >>716152065 >>716152161
>>716149035
fuck off you don't actually like them, this is just a psyop to get people into gambling
>>716149767
something productive with your life, write a book, make some art, literally anything other than gamble away your life.
Anonymous No.716150832 >>716150924
>>716150520
Why did you do this?
Anonymous No.716150841
>>716150261
Support cards are arguably more important than copies of horses for LB since they directly effect career mode with boosts and skills, which will in turn make some of the harder careers more manageable.
You also want to learn how to train your horses anyways even if it isn't optimized, since the entire point of the game is making strong horses in to career so that your next horse in career can use her as an inspiration to be stronger, with the eventual (optional but encouraged) off ramp to team trials PVP
Having a higher pvp rank also gets you more free gems so you can in turn roll more for horses you want
Anonymous No.716150848
>>716148974
QED. Thank you. Yes, that's exactly what I was talking about. I'm greatly annoyed by the kids that call themselves "weebs" because they do so as a substitution for actually being engrossed in the actual content. It's such a bizarre thing to me.
"What do you do that makes you a weeaboo?"
"I tell people I'm a weeb on discord and twitter"
Anonymous No.716150864 >>716151007 >>716151703
>>716150708
There are multiple BA threads up at every hour of the day though so you're being a bit disingenuous. Meanwhile Uma threads haven't existed at all until the global release which shows how manufactured all of this is.
Anonymous No.716150889
>>716129191
true, gelbooru is free
Anonymous No.716150924 >>716151015 >>716152190 >>716152552 >>716152958
>>716150832
I want to hurt this creature. It's kawaii
Anonymous No.716150936
>>716150261
It's not complicated at all, but race length and strategy kinda changes the focus you should go for your build, let me explain you like an indian man on youtube:
>longer races means you need more stamina
>being on the back means you can get away with less stamina but power becomes more important for acceleration
>speed is always important
Try shit out and see what works and what doesn't. My first 10 careers were fucking shit and then I never lost a run again. You absolutely need to level the cards you're gonna use tho, rainbow training is the best way of playing:
>first year only level friends (train where all the other umas are)
>once they get orange you can rainbow training
>rainbow training is way better than normal training
Guess that's all you need to know.
Anonymous No.716151007 >>716151131
>>716150864
>Proves my point
Anonymous No.716151015
>>716150924
Anonymous No.716151057 >>716151329 >>716151472 >>716151820
Just beat Nice Nature's career, that was so fucking sweet and cute.
Anonymous No.716151131
>>716151007
Oh you're actually just legitimately retarded. Or just another bot which isn't surprising either.
Anonymous No.716151182
>>716132824
Everybody likes horses.
Anonymous No.716151308 >>716151349 >>716151556 >>716151701
Which one is the poorfag of Umamusume? I love poorfag
Anonymous No.716151309 >>716151419 >>716152751
Does the yakuza still hunt down porn artists for this franchise?
Anonymous No.716151329
>>716151057
Yeah I was surprised as well. It's my favourite career so far.
Anonymous No.716151349
>>716151308
Tamamo Cross
Anonymous No.716151419 >>716158297
>>716151309
Nah that never really happened. They will for sure hit you with a DMCA though if you're trying to sell the porn.
Anonymous No.716151472 >>716152142 >>716152178
>>716151057
>name is Nice Nature
>every time she shows up in other people's careers she gives them hints for how to sabotage the other racers
what did cygames mean by this?
Anonymous No.716151474
>>716135119
>It's ironically a white man's game
So you're telling me white people play it... as a joke?
Anonymous No.716151501 >>716167797
>>716150261
>can I get a tl;dr on if any of this shit matters to me
legacy is metashit, i've won URA finals with Haru Urara and i've only ever did auto legacy and auto supports.
>and if I should even be wasting time on the support card pulls when all I really care about is unlocking more horse girls
no, Kitasan Black is a meta card but you don't need to actually get one yourself, you can just find a random that has it and use theirs. Save your pulls for horses.
Anonymous No.716151556
>>716151308
Oguri Cap
Anonymous No.716151573
>>716129191
I don't remember making this post
Anonymous No.716151579 >>716152674
>>716150275
ponies are for little girls.
horses are for MEN.
Anonymous No.716151667
>>716146348
>gachaslop """gameplay"""
Anonymous No.716151686 >>716153975
know the difference
Anonymous No.716151701
>>716151308
Ines Fujin, although you can't get her in gacha yet.
From the glimpses that I saw of her in support events, she's like a hardworking poorfag that counts pennies to bring better treats/presents to her family (younger sisters and mom).
Anonymous No.716151703
>>716150864
BA threads were non-existant before global release either what's your point?
Anonymous No.716151731
>>716148943
I play Umamusume f2p and I bet on real horses
Anonymous No.716151820
>>716151057
Nice
Anonymous No.716151876 >>716152017 >>716152156
>>716146348
I have literally never seen anything about gameplay.
Granted I haven't visited many of these threads but still.
Anonymous No.716152017 >>716152391 >>716158426
>>716146348
>>716151876
the best way to describe it is roguelike and football manager but with horse women
Anonymous No.716152065 >>716156013
>>716150771
what's wrong with liking gambling though
Anonymous No.716152090
>>716150261
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search

For Legacies/support cards to rent, I just recommend keeping this tab open, it allows you to search the exact thing you need and find a player ID with that, you just have to follow them in-game.
Try using a Legacy with 9 stars Speed and you'll be fine for the time being, no need to overthink it, you can dig deeper later.
Anonymous No.716152142
>>716151472
Le Nice Nature is... le evil?
Anonymous No.716152156 >>716152391
>>716151876
it's like Princess Maker but your princess has to win races or be put down
Anonymous No.716152161 >>716156013
>>716150771
what's wrong with horse racing
Anonymous No.716152168
>>716150141
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Anonymous No.716152178
>>716151472
Anonymous No.716152179
>told you don't need much speed and power for long races just get stam
>go into Arima Kinen with 800 stam, 400 speed/power Pace Chaser Special Week
>triple clock and still can't beat it
Anonymous No.716152190
>>716150924
>we trained her wrong on purpose, as a joke
Anonymous No.716152235 >>716152507 >>716152778 >>716152917 >>716154250
REMINDER
Anonymous No.716152275 >>716153478
>>716129061 (OP)
where is all the horse porn?
Anonymous No.716152302
>>716142507
>big marketing push
No, pretty much everyone I’ve seen play this did it out of curiosity at least the first time. Maybe they got sponsor afterwards but pretty much everyone opened and streamed it without a sponsor payment incentive. I would know because I caught one of NL streams for it and the drops for it were for the fucking Taiwan version for everyone. It blew up on its own and the fact that people talk about the movie which had crazy good animated so that was exposure beforehand
Anonymous No.716152391
>>716152017
>>716152156
Don't even entertain them, it's always the same shit
>show gameplay lmao
>shows gameplay
>lmao what is this shit XD imma go back to REAL games lol
Anonymous No.716152439
>>716148343
Steam version is region blocked on japan
Anonymous No.716152507 >>716160270
>>716152235
I can't watch Marvelous Sunday and not think about that fucking post kek
Anonymous No.716152513 >>716152642
>game but weeb
>OMG IT STHE BEST GAME EVER(jumps to next fotm)
Anonymous No.716152526
>>716147469
How is Kancolle still going so strong? I thought it was on the brink of extinction by now.
Anonymous No.716152552 >>716152632 >>716152706 >>716158537
>>716150924
There are no bad horses only bad trainers
Anonymous No.716152631 >>716153247
>>716150680
your post has multiple contradictions, you sound like someone who doesn't really believe in anything and is easily manipulated
Anonymous No.716152632 >>716152692 >>716152876
>>716152552
But did she win the Arima Kinen?
Anonymous No.716152642
>>716152513
do you play the same video games forever? wtf does fotm even mean, everyone ever just plays a game for a little bit and moves onto the next game once they're done with it
Anonymous No.716152653
>>716129191
I can destroy this game simply by not talking about it
Anonymous No.716152674
>>716151579
but this is a streamer game mainly enjoyed by lilzoom
Anonymous No.716152692
>>716152632
don't worry about that
Anonymous No.716152706
>>716152552
>13th favorite mob gets second
>happy meek gets third
holy cursed
Anonymous No.716152751 >>716152809 >>716152892 >>716153047 >>716153142
>>716151309
> Does the yakuza still hunt down porn artists for this franchise?
No, but BA players are threatening Uma artists for drawing Uma porn
Anonymous No.716152778
>>716152235
what's the story behind this?
Anonymous No.716152809
>>716152751
can you shut the fuck up already about blue archive
Anonymous No.716152830 >>716152921
The People's Hope
Anonymous No.716152876
>>716152632
Who do you think i am? Of course she didn't.
Anonymous No.716152892
>>716152751
hat are the gonna do? sudoku? lol
Anonymous No.716152903
Mogged hard by KINO Archive like everything else from japan.
Anonymous No.716152905
>>716129885
UmanBombsume
Anonymous No.716152916 >>716153137
Matikanefutukuru!
Anonymous No.716152917
>>716152235
Post the greentext
Anonymous No.716152921
>>716152830
NEVER GIVE UP
Anonymous No.716152952 >>716153526
>it's another time your late surger with great stats gets boxed in 4 low stamina shitters all race
Anonymous No.716152958
>>716150924
???????
She's one of the easiest ones to train, literally just invest in speed
Anonymous No.716152963 >>716153057
Why is it every OP in this format is bait for third-worlders to come "funpost" and talk shit about the game? I swear it's coordinated.
Anonymous No.716152983
>>716142507
>They are not very busty
incel standards
Anonymous No.716153047
>>716152751
JAP GOT REKT!
Anonymous No.716153057 >>716153215
>>716152963
You have to bait and shitpost to have successful threads on /v/ anymore because if you don't attract at least a couple schizos to spam your thread you'll get bumped off the board by a bunch of twitter screencap and ragebait / coomer threads.
You can't really have organic video game discussion threads anymore without a little extra flavor of shitposting.
Anonymous No.716153137
>>716152916
HAPPINESS EYE BEAMS!
Anonymous No.716153142
>>716152751
KWAB
Anonymous No.716153215
>>716153057
You need that for less popular games but Uma threads can do fine without it.
Anonymous No.716153247
>>716152631
You sound like someone who has to stage dive into a pit full of spikes.
Anonymous No.716153337 >>716153494 >>716153610 >>716153685 >>716153950
if the game is really popular in the west
what is the chance of some american horses?
Anonymous No.716153478
>>716152275
you're not allowed to link those websites here
Anonymous No.716153494 >>716155317
>>716153337
Lord Gaylord when?
Anonymous No.716153526 >>716153631
>>716152952
bro... your wit...
Anonymous No.716153547 >>716153654
>watch the anime many years ago and like it
>wait for global to come out
>play global
>its okay but I can tell that after all of the gifts dry up its going to be a retarded grind for f2ps
whatever, at least whales are funding more anime seasons
Anonymous No.716153597
>>716148620
low skill floor, high skill ceiling
Anonymous No.716153610 >>716153880
>>716153337
are there any or it's just Azur Lane again where locals hype up their favourite despite it being a nobody?
Anonymous No.716153631
>>716153526
No amount of wit is gonna save you from being boxed in by the generic uma's when your on the inside against the railing.
Anonymous No.716153637
>>716129061 (OP)
I tried it but it was boring as fuck.
Basicly menu skip simulator.
Anonymous No.716153654
>>716153547
Cinderella Gay season 2 soon
Anonymous No.716153685
>>716153337
+150% stam gain, the fuck were they thinking with this horse
Anonymous No.716153776
>>716147469
>no Vocaloid
It's over.
Anonymous No.716153809 >>716156783
>>716129191
>CatSlave depicted in their natural habitat
Anonymous No.716153880 >>716154518
>>716153610
Do you not know who Secretariat was?
Anonymous No.716153950
>>716153337
Isn't Uma focused on the Japanese racing scene? We have a few Americans anyways like Taiki and Condor where they came from American farms
Anonymous No.716153974 >>716154092 >>716154169 >>716154215 >>716154296
How the fuck do I find these races during career mode? Are all horses offered the same ones?
Anonymous No.716153975 >>716154152 >>716154476
>>716151686
can this shitty imperial system decide on a fucking basic measurement?
Anonymous No.716154092 >>716154221
>>716153974
you google it and it tells you the months and what horses might see them
otherwise the only option is digging through month by month for upcoming races because the UI is absolute dogshit for finding much of anything
Anonymous No.716154152
>>716153975
it's more insulting that they use hands instead of hoofs
Anonymous No.716154169 >>716154221
>>716153974
I always just google the race and look at a guide.
here: https://www.sportskeeda.com/esports/hanshin-daishoten-race-guide-umamusume-pretty-derby
Anonymous No.716154215
>>716153974
>Are all horses offered the same ones?
Yes, but not as goals.
Either look up the date when they happen and aim for it or go through a career that has it as a goal.
Anonymous No.716154221
>>716154092
>>716154169
thanks
Anonymous No.716154250
>>716152235
As her trainer I am obligated to drink her milk in order to make her lighter and increase her performance in races.
Anonymous No.716154293
>>716142507
>They had a huge marketing push with the steam release, and steam is the main place people play games.
Gachas are the exception to this. I'm willing to bet a majority of players are on mobile.
Anonymous No.716154296
>>716153974
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters

Search and add all the races here and you'll get a complete list including date and lenght.
Anonymous No.716154476
>>716153975
The imperial system is SOVL
The metric system is for science trusters
Anonymous No.716154518 >>716154741 >>716154810 >>716155053
>>716153880
no, sell me on it
Anonymous No.716154525 >>716154575 >>716154640 >>716155079
what does the ranking mean in strategies? I was using her as a Front
Anonymous No.716154575 >>716154716
>>716154525
noob trab
put everyone but gold ship as a front runner and max speed
Anonymous No.716154640
>>716154525
I think it's basically a skill activation/wit boost, you get bonus/maluses based on the ranking.
Anonymous No.716154664
I can't believe that my HUMAN director is so cute!
Anonymous No.716154716 >>716154802 >>716154834
>>716154575
I see you have played 1 career so far (Bakushin), but this isn't true.
Anonymous No.716154741
>>716154518
some burger horse that boomers were baseding out over back in the day
Anonymous No.716154802
>>716154716
post veterans
Anonymous No.716154810 >>716155538 >>716155894
>>716154518
He was the greatest race horse to ever live. in the 1973 Belmont Stakes he won by over 31 lengths and retired with a record of 16-1.

Here is a video of the belmont stakes of Secretariat blowing the shit out of everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V18ui3Rtjz4
Anonymous No.716154834
>>716154716
the bakushin way never fails me except for all those times it's failed me
Anonymous No.716155053
>>716154518
horse with literally cheat code unlimited stamina
dude also got weird ass way to run to conserved even more stamina, he can basically run at full sprint speed for the entire race
after his dead they autopsy him and found that his heart was twice the size of normal horses
either he was genetic mutation or someone steroid the fuck out of him
Anonymous No.716155068 >>716155998
alright. i have no idea how to team trials. i just auto select and let them go.

How do i fix this team?
Anonymous No.716155079
>>716154525
It affects how well they can run that strat, accelerating at the right times etc.
Anonymous No.716155094
>>716129191
based
I tried it but it was just slop.
Cute girls sure, but the """gameplay""" is retard slop.
I'll give the anime a try though
Anonymous No.716155139
>>716129191
Thissy Bissy
Anonymous No.716155317 >>716155552 >>716155634 >>716155742 >>716155762
>>716153494
I prefer Kidslookitouchable
Anonymous No.716155507
Anonymous No.716155538 >>716155650
>>716154810
Reminder that Secretariat is the closest thing to a perfect race horse. His limbs and feet were formed in a way that prevented injury, his heart was 2.5x bigger than the average horse, his neck back and girth were shaped to allow for almost perfect heart and hung efficiency, and his hindquarters were so powerful he could just out-gallop the entire field.
Anonymous No.716155552
>>716155317
>$1000 fee breeding
cheap ass seed
Anonymous No.716155634
>>716155317
>fee 1000$
more like Kidslookintouchable*foraprice
Anonymous No.716155650 >>716156060
>>716155538
Did he sire any super horses?
Anonymous No.716155657 >>716156043
>>716129061 (OP)
is there any way to see during a run which trophies you haven't yet got? don't want to have to keep quitting out of career mode
Anonymous No.716155742 >>716155815
>>716155317
>$1000
You are baby
Anonymous No.716155762
>>716155317
Is that poor kid SMASHED and SLAMMED?
Anonymous No.716155815
>>716155742
does this horses' cum cure cancer or what
Anonymous No.716155841
>>716129061 (OP)
>[GOOD NEWS]
What's with these titles?
Anonymous No.716155894 >>716156192 >>716156212
>>716154810
>He was the greatest race horse to ever live.
American post
Anonymous No.716155909 >>716155954 >>716155993 >>716156014 >>716156030 >>716156136 >>716156338
Answer quick:
Headstart voucher
>rice shower
OR
>mcqueen
OR
>special week
Anonymous No.716155954 >>716156496
>>716155909
spe-chan
Anonymous No.716155957
>>716129191
Toxotransmosis moment.
Anonymous No.716155993 >>716156496
>>716155909
>rice shower
difficult campaign, especially for new players
>mcqueen
can be difficult, not as bad as rice shower
Anonymous No.716155998 >>716156542
>>716155068
Firstly make sure each one has enough stam for the race length they are in
At your current ranking doing that will be enough. Plenty of opponents with 400 stam in long that can't finish a race for example
You can also check turf/dirt aptitude. Is El Condor or Cap better for dirt? See what you've got
You get PVP points for skill activations so without going into detail, have enough Wit to use the skills as well
Also just making a few judgment calls on who goes where will probably give you enough of an edge against auto-fillers in C3
Then if you care to do so, re-run characters for better results to slot in and rank up
It' all optional of course
Anonymous No.716156013 >>716157985
>>716152065
>what's wrong with liking gambling though
you know exactly why dont play dumb.
>>716152161
horses racing, fine, horses racing in the gambling framework is bad because its gambling, and this game ontop of being at best mid as hell is just a gambling game.
Anonymous No.716156014 >>716156496
>>716155909
MAKWEEEEEEEEN
Anonymous No.716156030 >>716156496
>>716155909
Apparently we're getting a free Spe-chan in an event so I recommend one of the other two
Anonymous No.716156043
>>716155657
if you look at a race it'll show a trophy that'll either be grayed out or not
Anonymous No.716156060 >>716156236 >>716156363
>>716155650
Secretariat eventually sired a number of major stakes winners, including:[21]

General Assembly, winner of the 1979 Travers Stakes, setting a track record of 2:00 flat that stood for 37 years.[116][117]
Lady's Secret, 1986 Horse of the Year.[118]
Risen Star, 1988 Preakness and Belmont Stakes winner.[119]
Kingston Rule, 1990 Melbourne Cup winner, breaking the course record.[120]
Tinners Way, born in 1990 to Secretariat's last crop, winner of the 1994 and 1995 Pacific Classic.[121]
Ultimately, Secretariat officially sired 663 named foals, including 341 winners (51.4%) and 54 stakes winners (8.1%).[122] There has been some criticism of Secretariat as a stallion, mainly because he did not produce male offspring of his own ability and did not leave a leading sire son behind, but his legacy is assured through the quality of his daughters, several of whom were excellent racers and even more of whom were excellent producers. In 1992, Secretariat was the leading broodmare sire in North America.
Anonymous No.716156136 >>716156354 >>716156496 >>716157528 >>716157959
>>716155909
kachow stomps her career
Anonymous No.716156140 >>716156463
>>716142507
>2. The gameplay is a roguelike
i had no idea. is the goal to get the amulet of yendor?
Anonymous No.716156192 >>716156314 >>716156368
>>716155894
Name another horse then
Anonymous No.716156212
>>716155894
did any jap horse ever win a race over 31 lengths?
Anonymous No.716156236
>>716156060
>remembered for his broodmare daughters
truly the ultimate and final cuck. rip
Anonymous No.716156297
>>716129061 (OP)
And I thought the world couldn't get more boring.
Anonymous No.716156314
>>716156192
Pegasus
Anonymous No.716156338 >>716157620 >>716158810
>>716155909
Supe
Anonymous No.716156354
>>716156136
Love seeing that rating and result from those cards
Been preaching that legacy sparks are where it's at
Nice one
Anonymous No.716156363
>>716156060
I read that the expanded heart was a trait passed down through daughters originating with the horse Eclipse so it makes sense that his daughters ended up being better racers
Anonymous No.716156368 >>716156483
>>716156192
There is no singular greatest horse ever because there's many types of horse racing whether it be terrain (dirt, soft turf, hard turf) or length (mile, long) or type (flat, hurdle, steeplechase) or orientation (left or right).
Anonymous No.716156463
>>716156140
No, you don't understand! It's just like Rogue because it has some randomization and persistent stats!
Anonymous No.716156483 >>716157017 >>716157317
>>716156368
To add on, if you want to say Secretariat is the greatest flat, dirt mile runner, then go ahead, but he'd be a complete shitter on a long turf steeplechase.
Anonymous No.716156496 >>716157959
>>716155954
>>716155993
>>716156014
>>716156030
>>716156136
It’s been decided
Anonymous No.716156542 >>716156968
>>716155998
thanks for the reply. how does the teams work. so for long races for example have 3 horses from both teams with 1 ace each.. whats the point of the other two?
Anonymous No.716156752 >>716157921
>>716129061 (OP)
let me guess
youtuber that regurgitates shit other people have said already in a way that makes it palatable to retards with no attention span?
Anonymous No.716156783
>>716153809
/qa/ lost
Anonymous No.716156860
yo who brought their library to the beach
Anonymous No.716156879
>all my hornses and guest hornses are triangle affinity
wtf
Anonymous No.716156968
>>716156542
all of them race and all get points. The ace is just who shows up on the menu screens as far as I know
Anonymous No.716157017
>>716156483
you shut the fuck up secretariat can win the arima kinen with the right love and care and sparks
Anonymous No.716157169
I just started Road to the Top, and the Statue of Liberty is canonically an uma in that world? Umapyoi!
Anonymous No.716157270
>>716129061 (OP)
Blocked this spammers youtube channel. No subs for you parasite. Get a real job.
Anonymous No.716157296 >>716157713 >>716158537 >>716159834
she think she Xzibit or something
Anonymous No.716157305
What a hack.
Anonymous No.716157317 >>716157895 >>716157981
>>716156483
Please read Secretariats race statistics
>Steeplechase
lmao
Anonymous No.716157418 >>716161381
>>716147469
>Touhou still going strong after all these years
HOLY SHIT
Anonymous No.716157528
>>716156136
Best uma
Anonymous No.716157553
>>716145643
and that's gay as fuark
Anonymous No.716157615
>>716149637
drug dealers giving away their expensive drugs for free to elementary schoolers only ever happened in bad 80s tv shows that were made to appease nancy reagan.
Anonymous No.716157620 >>716167573
>>716156338
Deserved, I hate Special Needs.
Anonymous No.716157685
>>716129061 (OP)
This is a yuri franchise, right?
Anonymous No.716157713
>>716157296
the first pyro archon was a horse girl?
Anonymous No.716157717
>>716150123
good morning saaaaaar
Anonymous No.716157895
>>716157317
Please stop being a retarded fat American that pretends he actually knows anything about horse racing.
Anonymous No.716157921
>>716156752
*vtuber
Anonymous No.716157959 >>716159318
>>716156496
>>716156136
I can't like her anymore after seeing her dressed like a WHORE in her alt costume
Anonymous No.716157981
>>716157317
>bro usain bolt has the wr in 100m, he could easily win the marathon
this is what you sound like
Anonymous No.716157985 >>716158314
>>716156013
>nooooooooo you can't gamble you just can't okay???
Anonymous No.716158297
>>716151419
this is why the japs wont draw porn of it. japs don't draw porn and put it out for fun, jap doujin artists do it to make money, and the main place they sell that stuff, comiket, has made it known that they will SHUT DOWN anyone who sells uma porn.
Anonymous No.716158298
>>716149035
What goes on behind the scenes. I'm involved in horses career wise and I love seeing the horses run fast too, but what the industry is willing to do to have a #1 horse plus organized crime makes me sad.
Anonymous No.716158314 >>716158425
>>716157985
It's a sin.
Anonymous No.716158341
will ozzy be reborn as an uma?
Anonymous No.716158425
>>716158314
>noooooooo you can't gamble you just can't the sky daddy told me so okay???
Anonymous No.716158426
>>716152017
more derby owners club than football manager
(why is football manager even called football manager when its about soccer not football anyway?)
Anonymous No.716158431 >>716158604
>7% risk
>FAILURE
>PRACTICE POOR
>Infirmary
>Recovered 20 energy
>Infirmary
>Recovered 20 energy
>Infirmary
>Recovered 20 energy
>Infirmary
>Recovered 20 energy
>Infirmary
>Recovered 20 energy. Practice Poor cured.
>EVENT
>GREAT MOOD
>Mood down immediately
>Repeat 3 more times
MOTHERFUCKING TEIO! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!
Anonymous No.716158526
>>716148047
why does a 5 year old game live in your head rent free? literally no one brought up BA but you
Anonymous No.716158537
>>716152552
>>716157296
what's with this bitch getting second places?
Anonymous No.716158604 >>716159150
>>716158431
Don't talk to my wife like that.
Anonymous No.716158614 >>716158878 >>716158896
Ok, but which horse has the loudest and smelliest farts? Reply with a pic.
Anonymous No.716158653
>>716132824
I don't know
what I do know is that, as someone living in the sticks of TN, the nearest store that stocks gunplas figurines and tabletop stuff under one roof has had uma figurines for many years now. I kept going hoping they'd have something new but nope, always uma gundam and warhammer
Anonymous No.716158761
>>716132824
ive been watching a friend play, its pretty entertaining to watch the horse girls train and win races, they each have a personality and are representations of actual CANON horses IRL and their personality has been FAITHFULLY reproduced in the game

I would never play it though, gachas are moneyhatting scams
Anonymous No.716158810
>>716156338
Anonymous No.716158878
>>716158614
Durandal
https://files.catbox.moe/daxbxp.jpeg
Anonymous No.716158882
>>716138285
Anon that's not how it fucking works. If you called Kingdom Hearts a gacha game people would, rightfully, call you a retard. You know what gacha refers to when someone says that.
Anonymous No.716158896
>>716158614
I don't know about that but Gold Ship is the most likely to wait until the exact moment you pass behind her to let an absolute monster rip
Anonymous No.716159150 >>716159603
>>716158604
Correct that brat wife of yours! I can't keep losing 3 months of opportunities because she can't stop fucking up! I had both pace and turf sparked up to S, I had 6 different uniques on her and she just had to shit away all that time!
Anonymous No.716159187
None of you own a gun that can dome a horse in one shot, do you? You're joking when they get night owl or migraine, right?
Anonymous No.716159193 >>716160142
This game is going to feel like dogshit when the login bonuses and event daily bonuses are no longer active huh
Anonymous No.716159315
You don't need stamina or guts if the race is over in seconds
You don't need power or wit if you're always in 1st
Anonymous No.716159318
>>716157959
Im fucking cuming
Anonymous No.716159475
Is it true that all the Umas have oversized heads?
Anonymous No.716159520 >>716159623
wait does donating shoes to my club actually remove the shoes? the number isnt going down when i hit donate
Anonymous No.716159603
>>716159150
Stop it! She is doing her best, OKAY?
Anonymous No.716159623
>>716159520
check your feet bro
Anonymous No.716159648 >>716159807
>win with Goldship
>decide to watch concert
>Winning the Soul
>Goldship's VA doesn't sing the song
>Her voice is replaced some high-pitched voice that would perfectly fit a 9-year-old loli character
Anonymous No.716159737 >>716160553
So for the daily shop, are star pieces the must buy things everyday for the horses that I want? Or should I skip those
Anonymous No.716159758
>>716149105
Nothing turns a horsegirl on more than a well-executed handbrake turn
Anonymous No.716159807 >>716159872 >>716160328
>>716159648
Incorrect, Gold Ship's VA bounces in range a lot between serious and cutesy.
Anonymous No.716159834
>>716157296
Xbalanque (Shi-ba-lan-kΓ©) is a Mayan deity/hero, its even in that game Smite
funny thing is not a single Mexican horse is named after indigenous deities or cool stuff like that, its mostly english words or stupid sentences in Spanish, and yes, this game made me go to the racetrack in my country and it was such a fucking disappointment in all fronts
Anonymous No.716159872 >>716162456
>>716159807
Well, it certainly wasn't this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7ZtxkiEWP4
Anonymous No.716160025
>>716147469
>BBC archive gook mad
kek
Anonymous No.716160032
Like the 78th time you've made this thread. Why is it always the newest gachashit that has the most vocal spam? Sunk cost fallacy minutes into a "game"?
Anonymous No.716160101
>>716132824
Its fun simple as
Anonymous No.716160105 >>716160195
bros why do people talk about recent video games that were just released? is it a psyop??
Anonymous No.716160142
>>716159193
you have some income if you play
Anonymous No.716160192
>>716147469
Are you aware that Comiket is not all pornography?
Anonymous No.716160195 >>716160283 >>716160284 >>716160347
>>716160105
>bros why do people talk about recent video games that were just released?
I think people bitching about "fotm" are retarded but cmon bro this shit's like 7 years old
Anonymous No.716160270
>>716152507
Same it's so funny
Anonymous No.716160283
>>716160195
really? there was a global release available 7 years ago? news to me
Anonymous No.716160284
>>716160195
>>>/jp/
Anonymous No.716160328
>>716159807
That's why I like her Bakushin rip off she's all over the place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNfemqp0PlU
Anonymous No.716160347
>>716160195
The game was released in 2021 in Japan.
Anonymous No.716160553
>>716159737
Yeah, star pieces are generally worth grabbing if you're trying to limit-break a specific girl. They’re one of the slowest currencies to farm naturally, so skipping them now might bite you later when you’re one short for 5. That said, don’t bankrupt yourself on them-if a support card or ticket shows up that’ll help you now, sometimes that’s the better pick. Just balance it out depending on your current team goals.
Anonymous No.716160660 >>716161131 >>716161190
how come taiki shuttle can run so fast if her tits are so huge?
Anonymous No.716160886 >>716161587 >>716162919 >>716163041 >>716163639
when do we get this concert?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUmcBtFWKr4
Anonymous No.716161039 >>716161635 >>716168298
>>716150187
Anonymous No.716161131
>>716160660
The swinging propels her forward.
Anonymous No.716161190
>>716160660
Energy tanks
Anonymous No.716161381
>>716157418
they even have their version of comiket specifically for touhou related stuff
really shows what an interesting setting with extremely lenient IP enforcement does
Anonymous No.716161461
>>716129061 (OP)
I want """"""people""""""" that like this shit to die. My Little Pony, moe, faggots, etc.
You all are a blight upon humanity.
Anonymous No.716161587
>>716160886
the fact that there are live performances of these songs is making me dissociate
Anonymous No.716161635
>>716161039
ei ei mun!
Anonymous No.716161730 >>716161847 >>716162114 >>716162140 >>716162184 >>716162791 >>716167790
>>716132824
>mlp
>umamusume
what is with autists gravitating towards anything horse related? It's always horses. And it's not a waifu thing because women go crazy for this shit too.
Anonymous No.716161743
>>716129061 (OP)
I love reading things like this and then going out in the real world where literally nobody knows what this gay shit is. Terminally online losers don't represent reality.
Anonymous No.716161847
>>716161730
Horses are awesome.
Anonymous No.716162114
>>716161730
this is much more anime/idolshit related, which is where a lot of autists are. mlp kind of was lightning in a bottle
Anonymous No.716162140
>>716161730
Chicks love horses
Anonymous No.716162184
>>716161730
dogs are man's best friend but horses are basically dogs with enormous dicks
Anonymous No.716162225 >>716162351 >>716162357 >>716163736
surprised everyone put gambling game top of pedestal
Anonymous No.716162351
>>716162225
Eh I just like the music and anime
Anonymous No.716162357
>>716162225
it's raising game
Anonymous No.716162456 >>716163041 >>716163639 >>716164330
>>716159872
This is probably the best example of showcasing her voice shenanigans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUmcBtFWKr4
Anonymous No.716162791 >>716163564
>>716161730
Horses are cool
Anonymous No.716162815 >>716162998 >>716163547
holy fuck how do I even win with this glue magnet
Anonymous No.716162919
>>716160886
It's peak.
Anonymous No.716162998 >>716163547
>>716162815
seconding this, Best I can do is C rank then crashing out mid way.
Anonymous No.716163041
>>716162456
>>716160886
I'm still fuming at how S3 didn't do an anime version of this when Kitasan is all about muh matsuri
Anonymous No.716163059
When do we get Mambo?
Anonymous No.716163221
>>716129061 (OP)
everyone moved on already, the original dopamine hit of training your cute anime girl turned into boredom, and anyone who isn't a mentally handicapped weebtard won't waste their time any longer.
Anonymous No.716163306
>>716134160
Their character designs aren't even that good.
Anonymous No.716163547 >>716163678
>>716162815
>>716162998
Just finished her run and it was close too.
Pace Chaser and pray for good skills to come
Anonymous No.716163564
>>716162791
>couldn't count in the dark
Anonymous No.716163570
Anonymous No.716163639
>>716160886
>>716162456
I don't know why her wink with the head tilt at 1:36 gives me such a raging boner, but I can't stop looking at it. Maybe because it's a rare instance of her not being a goofball
Anonymous No.716163678 >>716166536
>>716163547
I don't got that strength card, what would you sub in for it?
Anonymous No.716163736
>>716162225
its chao raising (with gambling)
niggas love chao raising.
Anonymous No.716163889
>>716129191
fpbp, not falling for woke musume gaslit marketer shill
Anonymous No.716164036
>>716137094
I checked out when he spent a whole minute on how INSANE generic anime girls with horse ears are
Anonymous No.716164038
Please post the greentext. You know the one.
Anonymous No.716164041 >>716164881
>decide to finally try rice shower career
>focus on speed
>dies at the tenno sho
>try again, focusing on stamina
>dies at the tenno sho
>try again, focusing on power
>dies at the tenno sho
>try again, keeping the above three balanced
>dies at the tenno sho
what the fuck is her problem?
Anonymous No.716164217 >>716164320 >>716164330 >>716165487
>>716129061 (OP)
What's the gameplay like? Why should I play it instead of rewatching Gold Ship's scenes from the anime?
Anonymous No.716164320
>>716164217
It's a managment/raising simulator with horse races.
Anonymous No.716164330
>>716164217
she looks prettier in the game >>716162456
Anonymous No.716164373
>>716129061 (OP)
this is the new miside?
Anonymous No.716164476 >>716164624 >>716164643 >>716164815 >>716165617
How the fuck do they get the VAs willing to record so many fucking lines and the animes as well.
Anonymous No.716164624
>>716164476
Anonymous No.716164643 >>716164991
>>716164476
it's their career.. they literally even go to seiyuu school for this..
Anonymous No.716164815
>>716164476
Dude, do you realize gacha is such a massive cash cow?
Anonymous No.716164881 >>716165546
>>716164041
I wish I could do Rice's career because people are always complaining.
Looking at her stats and race route, I would use 9* Stamina sparks from a guest legacy to survive the Tenno Sho, and use a Tazuna support card to try to combat mood downs.
Anonymous No.716164991 >>716165325 >>716165372 >>716165617
>>716164643
I mean usually for most gachas, it's just a few combat barks and some random relationship dialogues along with maybe a story quest cutscene. I'm curious as to how they get them to voice an entire campaign's worth of stuff along with songs.
Anonymous No.716165325 >>716165546
>>716164991
I think I have a somewhat decent deck and alright legacy sparks (mostly long, stamina and pace chaser), and I still literally can't get past the Tenno Sho. best placement I got was 3rd which then became 6th and then 12th on repeat attempts
I did know her career was hard before trying but damn
Anonymous No.716165372 >>716165590
>>716164991
bro.. they even do live concerts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHTv-P1a1wc
Anonymous No.716165487
>>716164217
>You choose a horse girl and "support cards" (they have skills and exclusive events)
>You have 3 in-game years to train and complete objectives
>Can raise Speed, Stamina, Power, Guts or Wits. Has to decide when to use Rest and Recreation because she has an Energy bar and Mood. You can do optional races to get more Skill points to buy Skills, etc, all those actions cost a "turn" (half month).
>Races are automatic, you watch it like a real horse race.
>When you finish a career your horse girl becomes a "veteran", you can use her for PVP or as "breeding" for your next run (you can start the run with extra stats and skills).
Anonymous No.716165519 >>716165586
SHOOT GACHANIGGERS IN THE FACE
Anonymous No.716165546
>>716165325
meant for >>716164881
saucy No.716165586
>>716165519
Gachaplayers will never become a targeted demographic.
Anonymous No.716165590
>>716165372
4 ears!?
Anonymous No.716165617 >>716166558
>>716164476
>>716164991
>Why do voice actors do their job?
It's a foreign concept to Amerimutt VAs to actually do your fucking job and not throw a bitch fit and stop working if you get insulted by literal whos online
Anonymous No.716165731
>>716139223
>Limbus beat Uma in steam player number.
>Not even top 10 in this gacha revenue charts
no1 in what exactly?
I keep hearing people say β€œIt's Number 1” but in what, exactly? It sounds like something they repeat over and over just to convince themselves.
Anonymous No.716165790
>>716129191
holy KEYED
Anonymous No.716165862 >>716166787
>>716129061 (OP)
This kinda made me realize that it feels like western Race horsing has no lore? Like, I know all this random shit about Japanese race horses now but what lore is there even in the west, Seabiscuit?
Anonymous No.716166026 >>716166465
>>716145643
Im sure it's a different thing for everyone. the owners of Daiwa were pretty clear about her having both big tits and those needing to be bigger than Vodka's
Anonymous No.716166465
>>716166026
Yes, obviously not all owners share the same views, but that doesn't mean it's worth the risk of disrespecting some of them by giving the green light for porn
Anonymous No.716166536
>>716163678
Any good strength card you have.
Anonymous No.716166558 >>716166929
>>716165617
I was asking why most gacha characters seem to only have like a dozen voiced lines while Uma has hundreds
Anonymous No.716166712 >>716166835
>>716147469
>Tohou not front and center
Man the IP really took a nosedive after covid huh
Anonymous No.716166787
>>716165862
Japan's race horsing calendar seems more organized so you can have a more clear "storyline".
That said, getting more western horses seems obvious that Uma went viral and Cygames already started to sponsor american/french horse racing events.
Anonymous No.716166796 >>716166952 >>716167183 >>716168660
>>716148234
Funny, you kind of miss one. I wonder why...
You wouldn't believe Uma got the same numbers as a no-name Korean gacha game made by an indie studio, especially if you're just going by the amount of shilling alone.
Anonymous No.716166823
>another 1200 speed career win
>another 1* guts spark
pretty fun game
Anonymous No.716166835
>>716166712
It has the same number of booths as TypeMoon that's not bad at all
Anonymous No.716166929 >>716167085 >>716168767
>>716166558
Cause for most gachas a handful of lines is enough.
Cygames decided to go all out and spend more on the seiyuus, which makes sense considering it's a multimedia project and they use the seiyuus for lots of events
Anonymous No.716166952 >>716167083
>>716166796
Limbus is a cultural phenomenon, it's not the same
Anonymous No.716167083 >>716167164
>>716166952
What do you mean?
Anonymous No.716167085 >>716167360
>>716166929
That makes sense. Seiyuu in jp are infamously expensive so I'm guessing they're trying to get their money's worth
Anonymous No.716167164
>>716167083
It's fanart/fic b8
Anonymous No.716167183
>>716166796
people have been shilling LoboCorp and Ruina way before Limbus released, Project Moon being a niche no-name dev is all in your head
Anonymous No.716167360
>>716167085
>Seiyuu in jp are infamously expensive
I mean not really unless they're super famous
Anonymous No.716167573
>>716157620
Asshole
Anonymous No.716167790
>>716161730
Horses are man's best friend second to dogs.
Anonymous No.716167797
>>716151501
Haru Urara is probably one of the easiest to get to the finals. She's really strong in her niche. My first try playing her without ever even getting close to the finals, I made it to 2nd place of the semi final.
Anonymous No.716167839
>>716143605

>>716143605
Anonymous No.716168298
>>716161039
Mambo :D
Anonymous No.716168660
>>716166796
We haven't even hit peak clapbait slop yet either. The Robloxzoomers don't give a shit about queen of hatred, they want le funny suit man and the abnos from the roblox mods. Meanwhile they blew their load on the "if you don't roll this 3x you are bricked for life" banned
Anonymous No.716168767
>>716166929
Because most gacha is just random slop.
They'll call up Rie Takahashi or something to typecast them into the loli unit they want to sell or something give them like 20 lines and call it a day to sell it to the crowd.