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Anonymous No.716144964 [Report] >>716147864 >>716149613 >>716150247 >>716150678
This is the new Mario timeline so far
Thanks to Bananza we know Cranky can't be the arcade DK, so this is the current timeline up to around Mario Sunshine.
Anonymous No.716145130 [Report]
Why is Double Dash at the very end?
Anonymous No.716147864 [Report] >>716150371
>>716144964 (OP)
Where does Punch-Out fit into this?p
Anonymous No.716148008 [Report]
How does dk jr and baby dk work into everything? Is DK 13 years old in Bananza? I am very confused.
Anonymous No.716149613 [Report]
>>716144964 (OP)
If Cranky Kong is the old DK, all of the games using the old design should go before Yoshi's Island, no? That includes the arcade trilogy and some of the Game & Watch games.

Also, Touch & Go either has to be non-canon or has to be a retelling of the events of the first game or something, because the babies are delivered to their correct parents at the end of all of the Yoshi's Island games. And Woolly World and Crafted World are about as canon as sticker star and color splash.
Anonymous No.716150247 [Report]
>>716144964 (OP)
I'm pretty sure the Yoshi's Island series happens between OG DK and DK Jr.
Anonymous No.716150371 [Report]
>>716147864
Is Mike Tyson canon to Mario? Is Mike Tyson Mysteries canon to Mario?
Anonymous No.716150678 [Report]
>>716144964 (OP)
why are you so fuckinf autistic? is it because no one slapped the retard out of your face when you were a child, moron?
Anonymous No.716151062 [Report]
there needs to be a game where mario gets cancer and you play as luigi wheeling mario around in a wheelchair to his chemo treatment sand to get his meds while peach bounces on bowser's cock at home, at the end of the game mario blows his brains out after he finds out peach is pregnant with bowser's demon spawn