Thanks to Bananza we know Cranky can't be the arcade DK, so this is the current timeline up to around Mario Sunshine.

Why is Double Dash at the very end?

>>716144964 (OP)
Where does Punch-Out fit into this?p

How does dk jr and baby dk work into everything? Is DK 13 years old in Bananza? I am very confused.

>>716144964 (OP)
If Cranky Kong is the old DK, all of the games using the old design should go before Yoshi's Island, no? That includes the arcade trilogy and some of the Game & Watch games.

Also, Touch & Go either has to be non-canon or has to be a retelling of the events of the first game or something, because the babies are delivered to their correct parents at the end of all of the Yoshi's Island games. And Woolly World and Crafted World are about as canon as sticker star and color splash.

>>716144964 (OP)
I'm pretty sure the Yoshi's Island series happens between OG DK and DK Jr.

>>716147864
Is Mike Tyson canon to Mario? Is Mike Tyson Mysteries canon to Mario?

>>716144964 (OP)
why are you so fuckinf autistic? is it because no one slapped the retard out of your face when you were a child, moron?

there needs to be a game where mario gets cancer and you play as luigi wheeling mario around in a wheelchair to his chemo treatment sand to get his meds while peach bounces on bowser's cock at home, at the end of the game mario blows his brains out after he finds out peach is pregnant with bowser's demon spawn