>>716165975 (OP)Your post made my eyes roll
>>716166101>eye rollingReddit's calling
Look, just post the catbox link of her shouting NIGGERU and call it a day eh?
>>716165975 (OP)No i skipped through all this gay shit peko
Remember how games used to have in-universe anime and game characters? This would've maybe been funny if it were that instead of the director shilling his favorite E-whore.
no, but i did when he started randomly saying "peko" while walking around an enemy base because i was wearing the hat
death to vtumors btw
>>716165975 (OP)I wanted SO bad to support this game just so japan would win over frenchtroons, but I cant. I could deal with the normal Kojima nonsense, the lack of gameplay, and terrible story, BUT this was the straw that broke the camel's back. I will have to support e33 for goty now...
>>716168761Whatva little bitch
>>716165975 (OP)I didn't, swedish metalhead streamer with diabetes > vtubers.
>>716165975 (OP)I liked it but I'm a vtuber so I'm a little biased, I really loved getting the hat
>>716165975 (OP)I like Biboo and Ao, Pekora is kind of a snob
>>716165975 (OP)is she married too?
Should have used her mom instead
>>716170841Post name so I can groom you
>>716165975 (OP)I didn't, I seen the image floating around on v. I didn't even bother looking up the video or buying the games.
>>716165975 (OP)Proud Pekomama man of Holland here.
>subs not matching what she's actually saying
>there are numerous instances of "peko" being added in the line when she doesn't even say it
>>716172315https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich
I'm in the process of moving so I'm light on streams this week...
>>716172237Yeah because she's actually hot.
ill be the one to say it, death stranding 1 was better
>>716174878Death Stranding 2 was Australian truck simulator, you never have to walk and that's not even getting started on the story.
>>716175920You literally just described DS1
>>716165975 (OP)>no PekomamaI'm afraid my expression didn't change.
>>716176507DS1 had more hilly rocky terrain that was harder to maneuver trucks through, I found ziplines to be king in 1.
>>716176507>You literally just described DS1Using trucks outside of roads is a fucking pain ins the ass tho. And its overall way more fun to go around on foot. You missed the point of the game.
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>>716174878I don't own Ds2 yet because i don't have a PS5, but from what i've seen and heard, Kijimbo made DS2 more accessible for the "normal" gamer audience, for people who didn't really like DS1 in the first place. Shame.
>>716173480You have a cute voice, sad that you're a Vtuber.
Vehicles care less about rocky terrain in DS2 BUT cargo can get damaged easily even from medium size rocks on a non-steep drop so you have to be driving careful if you are going for an S rating. IMO this is a better balance than DS1 where vehicles felt very unwieldy outside flat terrain.
>>716165975 (OP)She's married to me btw
>>716181869I'm replaying DS1 and its true i did not realize the first time around how much bullshit you could get away with in vehicles. Like full blown mad max gameplay and no damage at all.
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Nah, it was pretty cringe. I'd say the same thing of any creator that just puts in their favorite e-celeb into their game just for the kicks. Death Stranding 2 really suffered from Kojima not being restrained. Guy needs an editor badly.
>>716170841Who are you married to
>>716181984Yes, she's had penises inside of her and is now signing a contract with one of those penises. Haha, naplings get cucked.
Now that it's out of our system, can we just have a DS2 thread instead?
>>716165975 (OP)i will when its on PC
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>>716181984she is a whooooooooooooooooooooooooore~~~~~~~~
>>716182070no one, I'm a NEET and I don't leave the house much so my dating prospects are bleak
>>716165975 (OP)>>716166170Admit it, you never had sex, virgin
>>716181984getting married? ew. she should be a depressed doomer into her 40s just like I am.
>>716165975 (OP)The only vtumors I enjoyed were Aqua and Suisei. The former is dead and the latter tainted by that pink hambeast.
>>716165975 (OP)I was delivering Pizza to Pekora and caught one of her landmines. I was cursing all the way to her front door, until I noticied the Nousagi.
My attitude did a 180 and I was like "OOMMGGG PEKORA!!!!"
So yeah, I clapped.
Sasuga Kojima.
Imagine if Kojimbo had partnered up with Vshojo?
>>716185820Who did it better?
>>716185894The Alan Wake dance was more embarrassing because the choreography looks like shit, plus live action, but the Diehardman dance was more ill timed.
>>716168571Everything is just one giant homogeneous mess with normalfags crawling over it.
>>716165975 (OP)nope, pekos voice makes my ears bleed
makes it hard to fap to her mums voice, solo pekomilf stream when?
>>716185820This deflated my desire to play this. I had 100 hours in the first one so I could take the cringe up to a point
>>716165975 (OP)PlayStation faggots call this a game?
It's boring and not only that you've put anime in it to make it appealing to shemales.
>>716165975 (OP)I like vtubers and Pekora is great but I haven't played Death Stranding so I didn't start Death Stranding 2.
Did they fix it in 2 where any rock marked with a red X with the Odradek is basically an immovable object so if your truck exists within the same chiral network as one you literally cannot move forward.
>>716165975 (OP)Mogged by her mother.
https://x.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1707675009920143712
Wow the mountains kind of suck. There is nothing there and they feel tiny when it takes a bike 45 seconds to get to the eastern observatory from the shore. I was really enjoying this game at the beginning but I think I'm getting burnt out after 5 starring everything up to this point.
>>716165975 (OP)I'm surprised that the fact that the aussie youtubers RackaRacka being in game doesn't get this much seethe. Guess they aint mandatory, so all the faggy secondaries seething at this don't even know
>>716183410I loved this shit. Laughed my ass off when Norman's shirt just random comes off after teleporting.
can anyone show me literally any redeeming factor about vtubers?
I've asked "people" so many times what their favourite moments are and it's literally them going "HAHA..... ELDEN WING OWWWHA MATASHI WATASHI SENPAI UUUWUUU"
>>716189691Is there a redeeming factor about any goddamn streamer? Genuine question
>>716189775I mean I don't know many streamers but I imagine some of them are good at the games they play. That detail doesn't require any form of anime girl mocap tho
>>716185461So is this game just one giant shitpost or what? I am unironically filtered by every scene or bit of gameplay I see of it.
>>716189949Pretty much
People like Kojima because he's unique and weird, not good tho
>>716189691mentally ill SEAmonkies
>they put a vtuber in the game
>it's basically fucking pippa minus the based
>>716189691The popular ones (aka the ones anybody knows [aka Hololive]) aren't really streamers but singers and artists. Hololive in general only considers a girl a "streamer" until their first year is done, since making 3D models is expensive and nobody wants to invest in someone who'll just leave in less than a year.
Though it's not hyperbole to say there are over 9500 known vtubers out there so they're basically just streamers for 99.9% of the time.
>>716190136Pekora existed for 3 years before Pippa debuted and they are very different kinds of girls, in personality and behavior and the type of content they make.
Do you think she's "pippa but x" because she's a rabbit? do you call Fallout "biker mice from mars with guns" just because the 2 are isometric?
>>716189841It's all just entertainment with a live feed. Vtubers is just live anime.
>>716190487But watching someone play a game online is basically the lowest, least sincere method of human interaction. You telling me people are afraid of even that fucking level of socialising that they need a 2d anime girl to mask it?
>>716190598NTA but why does there need to be interaction?
Is that's what causes confusion among some people?
>PEKORA!?
>FUCK SHIT HACK GAME
>come Norman Reeds, let's go deliver this pizza to another data scientist while this foetus wards off ghosts
>>716190652I mean I'm not that familiar with streamers but isn't that the whole appeal for lonely people who aren't interested in skills or even banter?
I mean if I knew someone was funny and they streamed I would watch because I knew they were funny beforehand
>>716190848You seem to be very confused about streamers in general, much less vtubers.
[Buy a fucking ad Kojima]
>>716190970I mean you still haven't explained it
>>716191043You were given two explanations though.
>>716190316>>716190487
>Didn't even call him daddy once.
Why?
>>716191095But it's hallow as fuck there's nothing there, I mean are people that desperate for entertainment they'll watch this shit with zero redeeming factors because they see an anime girl?
>>716191219Now you're just intentionally being obtuse. Especially with the "anime girl" part.
Can't say people didn't try to help you at least.
>>716190370I don't know about vtubers and I don't really care to.
>>716191435The only thing you really need to know is that if they're not in hololive they're essentially nobodies. Especially in Japan where they're a part of every day life with them being brand ambassadors and working with disneyJP.
>>716191381Then show me one clip that a normal person could find some sort of entertainment in, anything that would make someone go "ok I see why people like this sort of thing"
>>716191565But what the fuck is the difference between a girl in hololive and one that isn't? Did they just get lucky and got more attention? Are they genuinely worthy of their views moreso than others? And if so then explain to me how
>>716191709I thought you didn't care to know more about vtubers?
>>716191823If I wasn't I wouldn't be responding
>>716191709Same reason some wrestlers are in the WWE and others get paid a 24 of beer after a weekend putting on backyard shows despite being in the biz for the same amount of years.
>>716191138Such an underwhelming payoff to the whole arc.
>>716191926I imagine charisma and maintaining a fantastic physical form plays a big part
What features do certain vtubers have that make them stand out?
What the heck does Otsupeko mean?
>>716165975 (OP)I liked the hat that made me go peko!
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>>716191709When vtubers were barely a thing Cover (Holo parent company) took all their revenue sources and reinvested them back into the girls. While other corpos took the money and ran, Cover made sure that the vtubers under them were happy enough to remain via outlandish things such as regular payment and giving them the largest cut of their own superchats and membership fees and merch. It built a strong foundation with talents wanting to actually remain resulting in a pool of performers that reached many people. This created a feedback loop resulting in more money coming in, being reinvested, and talents trying harder inevitably causing more and more vtubers to try and join Hololive and inevitably causing only the best of the vtubing world to join. Last year some of these girls held over 12 in-person concerts.
It's why brands like them too because they're not a risk unlike some other corpos, one of which being so retarded that they quite literally exploded and died completely last night.
>>716191823That's not me.
Someone else took over the conversation with you.
>>716192650I kinda figured but I always try and respect anybody interested in learning something new.
We take learning things for granted too much nowadays.
>>716192275Variation of ostukaresama. Used as a signoff it means basically "thanks for coming/see you later".
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w-what should I know before I start streaming, bros
>>716192961Be consistent and be in it for the long run. Also you will make no money doing this forever.
Also, you have to be capable of being "on" for hours at a time, every day, for weeks on end.
t.20~50 viewer who grew it doing it all wrong but only succeeded by offering a limited niche product in a dead market
I didn't know who she was, I had to youtube her after I saved.
I smiled after, I don't really care about vtubers but she seemed cute.
>>716193062I have an existing fanbase, it has a lot of potential to bloom into something very comfortable
I just want to know about any potential pitfalls to avoid
No vtubers are all mentally ill cancer.
>Set the picture she sends as a wallpaper as a joke
>Forgot about it
>Hours later after fighting BT's, out of ammo and cargo almost ruined
>Find some online players safehouse
>Pekora's angelic smile greets me
KINO
>>716191138>>716192048It's pretty sad. She's supposed to be your daughter yet Sam barely gets to interact with her. Sam doesn't get to raise her and there's no meaningful connection, instead it's all with Rainy.
>>716165975 (OP)VT shit is one of the reason why I didn't purchase the game.
So the answer is no.
>>716194774If you didn't buy the game because of pekora but were fine with conan you're just a hypocrite
>>716195597not him but what is wrong with Conan? His animal videos are meccha kawaii
i dropped death stranding after the first "encounter" with enemies and never looked back
its trash
literally given away for free on epic and wouldnt wipe my ass with it
>>716189691https://youtu.be/8m_4gPTaQN0?si=BwfAbgmEDih0JCFu
The only reason I know about pekora is gay sex memes.
>inb4 faggot
yes, quite.
>>716195784Exactly. There isn't anything wrong with him.
It's just the people Kojima likes.
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>>716196134
>>716191138that sounds a little too sexual, anon
Based trans ally and anime avatar streamer fan Kojima
>>716196362If they didn't hate him for vtubers four years ago and only hate him now because of vtubers, they never liked Kojima in the first place.
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>>716196362>/v//jp/ troons, notice how they hate them but know the ins and outs of the culture to an autismal level. They are just mad zuns poorly drawn bitches aren't hip and cool with the secondaries anymore.
>>716189949Yeah. I have about 30 hours in so far and I wouldn't recommend it. It's not bad. It's just a big giant "So what?" No effort was put into making an interesting story, it's just one dumb oddity after the other, but without the charm of previous games that had all that weirdness occurring in an otherwise semi-serious world.
>>716193997>Rainy and Tomorrow bonding>Start singing Raindrops>Reedus awkwardly approaches and stares at them>Interrupts them to start singing the song before awkwardly skipping awayGame is fucking stupid.
>>716165975 (OP)Vtuber shit makes me cringe, so not at all
>>716183410This was better than the MGS4 callbacks that just made me grunt.
>>716197570Troonhou will never be popular again.
>>716187814this is kino though
thank you to whoever sent in the Marshmallow, being able to make my viewers a little happier especially around the holidays means a lot to me
>>716197591>just made me grunt.Sam?
The guitar shit was fucking cringe
>>716185894They're both great but. Huge props to the Alan Wake 2 bit for actually recording several different versions of the dance with different lighting so it would fit when using the Angel Lamp
>>716181950Whatโs funny is youโll damage cargo more if you walk and stumble into a wall than if you drive a truck into a wall at full speed
>>716181984What about her? Sheโs gonna live a happy life together with her husband and Iโm happy for her
>>716190136Do you Phase fans ever go a single day without mentioning that youโre Phase fans and comparing every single woman to your unfunny edgelords?
>>716165975 (OP)"people" who watch shit like this should get executed. nothing of value would be lost.
>>716202815That would kill the gaming industry so that might be a good idea.
>>716202815RIP Lotus Juice
>>716170928Biboo is too much of a fake
>>716202815Yeah, Kojima fans should be executed