Thread 716186267

Reminder that Sans is a 1 HP full-DEX build wonder

Imagine Carol in her prime, she was probably as much of a jackass prick like Dess was and her disappearance is why Carol switched gears hard.

>>716186656
ZAMN, evil bitches look like THAT?

>>716186267 (OP)
God I hope Asgore shatters every bone of that smug fuck.

Reminder, if you beat the Knight after today, you didn't really beat it

>>716187607
reese's in peese's, fraud knight...

Chapter 5 is gonna be so kino bros... I can taste it.
2026

Whatever Asgore did in DR Toriel needs to get the fuck over it and remarry, one of her kids is already a they/them, it'll only get worse the longer the divorce goes on.

>>716186267 (OP)
>Toby Fox makes bërgentrück canon

>>716188096
the fans have the last word

You faggots are really dumb if you genuinely don't think Rudy is in on this
Who else would Asgore's "old friend" be?

was it rape?

>>716188803
Yep.

>>716186267 (OP)
Sans will get what's coming to him. If it's not by Asgore's hand, it will be by Kris's.

Gonna post a few images so that this overtakes the bait thread in reply count

>>716186267 (OP)
>toriel walks into HIS shop
>invites HIM to her house and fucks him
>asgoretroons are blaming sans
the most cucked, both in-game and out of game

>>716188571
>old friend
Isn't he talking to his plants when he says this? I really like the theory that he's already opened a dark world (locked door in his shop?) and that the flowers are his darkner companions (or subjects?)

>>716189576
Not a single person is going to get the reference

>>716189518
>invites HIM to her house
Wait. Does Asgore seriously live in the fucking shop?

>>716189707
I did. I'm more confused how there can possibly be an unironic fan of both at the same time.

>>716188885
>Sans will get what's coming to him
Dum dee dum... i'm afraid this has been a long time coming, bone man.
You will have to PLOW my ex-wife in front of me, while I watch. I cannot stand to only hear about it from my son.

>>716189721
>Asgore seriously live in the fucking shop
yes, he probably owned the house too which is the worst part

>>716188571
>Who else would Asgore's "old friend" be?
Gerson?

>>716189843
not saying it's impossible, but we literally saw them sleep on the bed during the movie night, and Tenna's shown friends coming over all the time.

>>716189957
why wang dang electrocute chicken

>>716189843
How can anyone genuinely take Toriel's side

>>716190046
we dont know what asgore did to make the police force kick him out
and we dont know what asgore is about to do to rectify this with a BlackShard if its that bad

>>716187414
I can hear the dog music.

>>716188803
Not if she enjoyed it

>>716188803
Absolutely, Kris didn't stand a chance.

Sex with Asriel

>>716190046
nostalgia
she was good in undertale so because she has the same shape as that other toriel it means they must upvote her too

>>716188803
As per her own dad she's a weakling that is afraid of ghosts, fake blood and santa claus

Kris and Love are just helping to make her strong

>>716189648
i NEED to breed that goat

>>716189606
>Toriel knows he's doing that and thats why she hates him. Because his escapism is going to bring about the roaring.

>>716190191
At this point, the truck memes being true is the only way Toriel would be justified.

>>716189707
what, Getter Robo?

>ralsei is literally a ralsei plush
Ok but how can his ass go from dark wurld to dark wurld so easily?

>>716190463
>she was good in undertale
Not really, she's in the wrong too for leaving the kingdom for over a century after losing her children

>>716190483
>HOLY SHIT, FRISK IS A NIGGER...

>>716190562
>t. Kris

>>716186267 (OP)
Source please

I love the Asgore run over Dess meme so much.
It's so fucking stupid I have no idea why.

>>716190335
It was such a cute scene.
I found it strange that Susie didn't comment on Ralsei's plushie though. Ralsei comments on Susie's plushie.

>>716190046
Taking anyone's side before finding out what Asgore did and what's going to happen in Chapter 5 is stupid

just listened to black knife again, what an amazing track, so happy that Toby used some of the melodies from the knightmare king track he did way back when

Does anyone know who created picrel?
I can't find the artist even after reverse searching. Did they nuke their account?

>>716189707
The Getter Robo meme is not obscure anymore

>>716187414
Kino

Does /v/ believe in Kris Slash?

>>716191028
How should DT Asriel look like?
>UT grown up
>Asgore Jr
>Ralsei-like
>God of Hyperdeath

FRIEND's actual name is Ebott (inverse toby, the friendly black cat)

>>716191336
this would be so gay

>>716190860
Me too
Meme got so popular it infected other fandoms and it got its own songs
https://youtu.be/wLRMS17WP_4

the kissing of a deer

>>716191240
God of Hyperdeath without the "I'm eight years old and these look cool" face markings and black sclera but with the stupid boyband haircut Toby briefly considered

I wonder why janny hates deltarune so much. Compared to the other generals they allow (bananza, ass ass creed shadows, ai slop), deltarune threads are never political shitflings, its just honest discussion of the game and epic maymays.

Theory - Kris had no experience with summoned soul before chapter 1 and was going soulless for years, but Carol was at one point possessed by a different SOVL and she was the one who poisoned Kris against (You) in advance. She was also going soulless for years, hence the obsession with heart-shaped objects.

>>716192110

Jannies are mentally unstable, and thus inscrutable. You never know when one of them is gonna go off the deep end.

>>716192110
>, ai slop),
speaking of, how the fuck is that even allowed? it's the most obvious general on /v/ on the planet yet it gets a slide instead of being moved to /b/ /trash/ or /vg/ because...?

>>716192265
favoritism, you'd be naieve to think the rules are enforced with any sort of consistency

>>716191708
i dig the executioner's sword

>>716188096
At this point it's almost guaranteed that Asgore is going to at least MENTION hitting something with his truck.
>>716189790
I'm still convinced the reckoning isn't just going to be Asgore getting jealous over Toriel. Given the kind of douchebag Sans has been, I absolutely believe Sans is going to corner Kris and "warn" him to not try anything to his mom...and end up doing a meta break by telling Kris that "you aren't her kid", 'you' in red to mock us for getting mad at his relationship with Toriel. And as he walks off to go back to the festival or whatever, Asgore will come out from a bush or something and reveal he heard the whole thing. And because he can't hear colors, Asgore will be furious because he just heard Sans tell his adoptive son one of the most hurtful things an adopted child can hear.

>>716192265
janny allowed generals that he likes, so dk, ai slop, gatcha etc
he doesn't like deltarune so we get targeted by his hotpockets until he notices and deletes/ autosages us
the ironic part is discussion would've naturally ended weeks ago if janny had just let the threads be, but no he had to antagonize us by throwing a bitch fit
now i think some threads are purely to spite janny, i know the stealth ones are

>>716192110
4chan operates on Totalitarian Anarchism.

>>716192161
Pretty sure Carol loves (us), I think it might be possible that she left (us) with Kris for safekeeping, and to of course serve our purpose of sealing the fountains.

>>716192406
if sans bullies kris for being adopted i'm actually going to kill him

>didn't get the "You are welcome here any time" because I turned on the santa before opening the door
>only dialog was "turn that off before you leave"
>didn't know how chill we were with Carol until reading these threads/YT videos

>>716192265
You're posting on a site whose thread creation PHP script literally has hard coded special conditions for what users can create threads that have "/bag/" or "/utg/" (and some others too) in the OP on /vg/.

>>716192406
>by telling Kris that "you aren't her kid"
Oh fuck. I could absolutely see Sans saying something like this. Fuck, it hasn't even happened and I'm already seething

>>716192110
Once you realize people only become jannies just to have some power in their lives and wipe out things they don't like instead of improving the board's quality, it all makes sense.
Clearly the tranny janny has some vendetta against Toby Fox for some reason.

Ironic how threads that's actually about video ganes gets wiped, but Twitter screencaps, /pol/shit, consolewar faggotry and other offtopic shit remains at the top of the catalog.

>>716192265
/co/ also got its own AI generals

>>716187775
It's probably because he got blamed for Dess disappearing and is trying to clear his name, this gives Toriel the ick because she passively blames him and thinks he should own up to it

Toby let us rape the deer. Now he needs to let us murder Sans and help Asgore win custody of Kris.

>>716192742
toriel is a much more realistic bitch in DT. i assume ASSgore simply wasn't good enough.

Some reminders
>Weird route will not have a different final boss
>you will not see Asriel
>Catti will never have mandatory dialogue
>Jockington is not a goner, he is just flanderized
>Vessel is not coming back
>There is not a second Gaster
>Forgotten Man progress will not change the ending or get a new fight
>Shadow Crystal progress lets you fight Seam for overpowered gear but doesn't change the ending
>Twisted Sword will not change anything just like ShadowMantle doesn't, nor will SkyMantle
>SkyMantle will just make it easier to fight The Angel, the final boss
>The Angel is not one of the characters nor will any of them be its avatar or something
>"MY DELTARUNE" will never be explained beyond Gaster wanting to see a good ending
>FRIEND is being foreshadowed but is the boss of chapter 6 not the big bad

>>716187607
Why today...

>>716192761
you're mistaken
(you) make noelle rape kris
i do think kris being with asgore is better for him mentally though, if asgore stops making a fool of himself in public that is

Beware the quiet ones

>>716192809
I forgot a few
>I'm not Toby
>I'm just guessing

>>716190046
Women have a hidden +10 CHR which fool low int builds

>>716187607
>>716192827
>nerfed his easiest attack
Meh

>3 deltarune threads on the catalog at the same time
i hope the janny isn't awake to see this

>>716192406
>>716192530
>>716192653
How is that bullying? Kris is adopted. And he's been shitty to Toriel, so why would he care if Sans brings it up?

>>716193012
>Fixed an issue where asking Ralsei advice for a puzzle would simply result in him saying a single button.
that wasn't intentional?

>>716193012
Wait, you can lose to Jackenstein?
You can lose to Jackenstein multiple times?

>>716193012
Great, so I have to save my current version and use that up until the end of ch4 if I ever want to replay the game. What a retarded decision.
Jackenstein also wasn't too hard. I died a few time but it was fun.

>>716193202
A lot of people think YOUR TAKING TOO LONG has a strict timer and damage boost through shit haphazardly. Since the fight has low tp gain your healing is limited by your items

What dya think the chances were gonna get a hardmode in this one?

>>716193012
Grim.

>>716193202
I've been hopping around playthrough videos to cope with the WAIT
Some people unironically get walled by him (and Titan) for an hour plus, and unlike mantle/knight they're mandatory for progress

>>716193314
Zil
Toby wants to get this game out asap, a hard mode will require most enemies to be reworked so they have harder patterns.
Best case scenario is we get harder boss refights in the dojo late game, but even then with how little content the dojo got thus far it's looking grim

>>716193012
>Susie and Ralsei no longer appear in the rhythm game at the end of CH4.
Does that mean you can play the songs solo? I've got a pirated copy, so I can't check.
Also not a fan of Toby's way of making fights easier. It should be like the Titan, where if you die, he leaves you boxes with healing items to grab. Make it a choice, not an instant easy mode.

>>716193314
You can't even get an alternative route with one unique boss after 4 chapters.
You're out of your mind if you expect something like a full game hard mode to be in scope for this project.

>>716193265
But then why nerf YOUR TAKING TOO LONG's damage instead of the shit they run into that actually kills them if you're going to put kid gloves on?

>>716193012
the texture data on tenna's defeat wasnt intentional?

>>716189551
My beautiful wife

>>716193478
That is true, looking at this now, these nerfs don't do much lol besides the to gain one

>>716193012
>Fixed an issue where asking Ralsei advice for a puzzle would simply result in him saying a single button.
Wait that wasn't intentional?
I thought the joke was that Ralsei gave you a shitty advice for a really easy puzzle
also how much of a shitter do you have to be to lose to Jackenstein thrice? I can understand losing once, but three times? Come on.
By that point, you should be good at the game, unless you're a game journo

Will chapter 5's weird route have a unique boss for the first time?
Solo NEO doesn't count, as good as the dialogue is. The patterns are all identical.

>>716193265
>A lot of people think YOUR TAKING TOO LONG has a strict timer and damage boost through shit haphazardly.
I also thought this and just tanked damage on my first playthrough. the people speeding through aren't getting hit by jackenstein. what an odd change.

>>716193665
I'm a shitter who gave up on roaring knight, but made it through jack in one try. I don't know how you'd lose 3 times.

>>716193012
why are people crying about the sword tunnel hitboxes actually making sense? the cross slash at the end of the sword tunnel was stupidly large relative to the graphic. your soul would be between the red lines and you'd still take the hit anyways unless you positioned overly safe.

>beat knight in one try and only ralsei dying once after the nerf
wow

>>716194068
Wait, it's the end slash and not the tunnel itself that got nerfed? Alright then.

>>716186656
What if Noelle gets bleached fur like that during snowgrave. What if this the second time around and Carol wore the thorn ring already

Kris is a Goner.
The Rudinns in the egg room weren't just referring to themselves when they said Kris 'colored in the copies'. They are a copy themselves. A monochrome cage colored in by a human soul.

>>716193959
It's pretty logical to think it's a timer based on what he says, it's just a really poorly conveyed mechanic. If it actually was on a timer then the fight could actually be pretty hard since the pumpkin touching you does shred your hp

>>716194132
it was both

>>716194207
Do you think Kris is the Vessel that somehow escaped?

Sword tunnel wasn't even the hardest attack who cares.
the teeth slash that has the shit hit the corners and not just the sides was the hardest attack to dodge.

>>716191240
Toby just slaps the UT Adult Asriel sprite in the overworld. It still hovers with rainbows and stuff instead of staying still.

No one questions it.

>>716193050
His poor little platelet clogged heart might not be able to take it...

>>716194207
okay but what do you think about all the foreshadowing that Kris will lose his hand?

>>716194207
at most kris' hand is a goner one
also there's a good chance kris isn't the cage, the vessel is another likely candidate
kris fills in the criteria of the second hero the best out of everyone right now

>>716192809
>>Weird route will not have a different final boss
Weird route is diverging pretty hard from normal route, but the final boss might be part of the 'one ending' thing so who knows
>you will not see Asriel
Completely believable and understandable, but it's also possible Asriel has a deeper connection to what happened to Dess and Kris that we still don't know about
>Catti will never have mandatory dialogue
Why would she she's a joke character
>Jockington is not a goner, he is just flanderized
There are people who think that?
>Forgotten Man progress will not change the ending or get a new fight
The whole forgotten man subplot is clearly important to the game's backstory and is something that the game is keeping track of in your save data
>Shadow Crystal progress lets you fight Seam for overpowered gear but doesn't change the ending
Seeing as the shadow crystal has a recipe with the thorn ring and the thorn ring has been very important it's hard to buy that one
>Twisted Sword will not change anything just like ShadowMantle doesn't, nor will SkyMantle
The shadow mantle did technically change things, if you aren't a god who can beat the knight mantleless
>The Angel is not one of the characters nor will any of them be its avatar or something
(You) are the angel and (You) are the most important character
>"MY DELTARUNE" will never be explained beyond Gaster wanting to see a good ending
What is there to explain? He made the game. This was spelled out to us.
>FRIEND is being foreshadowed but is the boss of chapter 6 not the big bad
Believable and understandable

I enjoy a very fulfilling life taking breaks from finishing my first Monster Jesus story to truth bomb artists about lgbtq. It would be more fulfilling with my best friend who worked on Undertale in it, etc, but I like it anyway

>>716194305
Kris is a vessel, but not the one we created. They're the same thing as Flowey, a vessel made to hold a soul and use its power. That's why Kris can make a Dark Fountain without the soul inside them; they have artificial determination inside them, just like Flowey.

>>716194547
>There are people who think that?
It's an insane schizotheory I've seen a few times that I also completely get why it exists because Jockington's dialogue, isn't just, full of weird commas and, sports jokes, now. Now it looks like this.

>>716190463
>she was good in undertale
She was still flirting with Sans there too, right in front of Asgore
Her dialogue in the true route's ending was a precursor to the Toriel of now

>>716193548
>trans allegory ghost
No thank you

>>716194585
>my best friend who worked on Undertale
Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?

>>716195020
No

>>716192406
>"you aren't her kid"
he set her up to be kidnapped twice, fucker deserves what he gets

>>716193012
>Nerfs the Knight
>For some reason also needs to nerf Jackenstein
Sad that he nerfed the Knight's attack rather than just increasing the sword size to fit with the hitbox. But how are you that fucking bad to the point where there needs to be checks put in place to make the Jackenstein fight easier?

>>716194979
why is it always about trannies with you retards?

>Enjoy Deltarune
>Hmm, wonder if there's anything good to watch on youtube about it
>Click on literally any Deltarune video
>90% chance it's a tranny that puts trigger warnings in the video

What the fuck is with the correlation? Is this just a result of the age range for most Deltarune players? One basic bitch yuribait scenario and their minds are warped beyond measure?

>>716195457
I watch Cunningham and Snarlinger and no one else

>>716195184
The hitbox for the sword tunnel is unironically worse now, toby nerfed it so hard that you have to actually try to get hit by it now because some of the swords will go right through the soul without damaging them.

>>716195457
I have watched like 20 deltarune videos and haven't seen that at all. is your retarded ass thinking that spoiler warnings are trigger warnings?

>>716195703
Weird route videos immediately warn you about vague sexual assault vibes due to the Kris and Noelle ring scene.

>>716195457
The censorship for the weird route scene should tell you the kind of audience UT/DR (unfortunately) has
Also this >>716195703
Watched 100+ DR video and haven't encountered a single one with a trigger warning

>>716195863
>90% chance
I flat out don't believe you. you're just making shit up to try and start shit.

Is Kris ever going to stop sandbagging so we can use X-Slash again? I know there's limited screen space in the battle UI, but come on.

>>716195457
That's everything these days my dude. It's hardly Deltarune exclusive anymore unfortunately.

>>716196402
Better than all fan content.

>>716194773
>They
He. Go back.

isn't this what usually happens in the wild? Dex builds sneak cum and NTR STR-fags. Uses stealth to get away. This shit happens in ape societies and birds at the very least.

>>716196734
trying too hard, newtranny

>>716196789
a good number of cultures around the world used to shame and/or kill adulterers
a good way to sniff out the ones that didn't are the ones who have cuckoldry/ cheating be a casual joke

>>716192406
>>716192530
>>716192653
I don't think Sans would intentionally be that mean.
It's more likely gonna be something like
>At the Festival sans (heh) soul.
>At some point Kris is alone with Sans, making uncomfortable smalltalk.
>Sans makes a joke about Asgore trying to lighten the mood, says he goes to Super Weenie Hut Jr.'s or whatever
>Kris decks Sans in the face, starts to shake and cry a little bit
>Sans realizes that even though Toriel hates him, Kris still loves his dad
>San gives Kris a hug and soulless Kris hugs him back
If you're on Good Route Kris starts being less mean to the Soul and starts to accept our love.
Maybe Kris was born soulless, and us showing up is fairly recent, so after his big moment Goodwill Hunting moment he grows a soul and starts making his own decisions that we can override should we choose to.

>>716196873
He's not wrong. It's just like how nobody but the terminally online use they/them to refer to Venture from Overwatch even though that's her canon pronoun set - every well-adjusted person uses "she" for her, just like they use "he" for Kris. It's just that few people in these threads push back on the usage of fag pronouns since it's kind of a pointless battle.

>>716197052
>I don't think Sans would intentionally be that mean

Reminder that the only times that Sans actually threatens to take your fucking life is on the route where you're the nicest person in the world and do absolutely everything to make everybody happy. If you do a full pacifist run, Sans is there around every corner to tell you that if you do anything, he'll fucking kill you. Not obscured, half-passed threats. No, he says he'll fucking kill you right where you stand. On the pacifist route. In the genocide route he just hides until you make it to the end of the game.

>>716197052
That is far, far too saccharine for this game. Also, no way in fuck would Sans voluntarily hug anyone except maybe his brother.

>>716197136
He just doesn't want his happy ending stolen from him again probably.
>>716197157
What can I say, I'm a sucker for sappy fan service.

>>716197113
see >>716196873

>>716193012
>enough people unironically died to jackenstein to warrant this

>>716196885
Yes but a lot of these guys don't use shame or any particular clever tactics to keep their women in check. A lot of these social darwinistic hustler bro types who use TRT would just get bilked for their cash while their women get mating pressed by scrawny twinks and other youthful sorts on the downlow.

>>716196734
>>716197113
Kris is a girl, you dipshot faggots

>>716190483
Fixed

>>716197136
yeah
i sans strikes me as a coward at the end of the day
he can pull his weight if need be, but he'll never think it's time until it's the end of the line and there really isn't any point doing anything
if he actually gave a shit he would've killed frisk the second after he killed papyrus, promise be damned
i can absolutely see him shittalking kris (and susie) if he thinks he could get away with it

>>716196734
*She

>>716197290
It makes sense thematically for Kris to be a girl for reasons already explained to death, but the most straightforward (and likely intended) reading is that Kris is a guy.

>>716197461
why do you illiterate trannies post this as a gotcha?
KRIS IS NOT A SELF INSERT
KRIS IS HIS OWN CHARACTER
YOU ARE NOT KRIS
God, you gender politics trannies don't even play the fucking game.

>>716197206
It's irrelevant what Sans wants. He's a loser. In Undertale you can categorize characters by if they know Frisk is a child, and if they know Frisk is a threat. Sans knows both. Hell, he calls Frisk "Kid". Which makes the way he acts towards them even more pathetic. Only when he's absolutely, 100% sure that you're not a threat, he decides he has the upper hand and starts threatening you and telling you how he'd totally kill you if he wanted to.

He's just someone who can't cope with the fact that he lives in a video game and video games eventually end.

>>716197491
>the anti-they/them image is pro-tranny
illiterate?

>>716197491
moron

>>716197491
I can't even tell what side you're on, man

>>716197549
>>716197592
I accept your concession, retard. actually play the game that you shitpost in before shitting up the thread any further.

>>716197480
the world isn't ready for the realization that kris is a tomboy goblin
but us knowers will be very smug when the truth is revealed

so did Kris actually slash Ralsei and Susie or what?

Kris is still the knight. The knight is unironically his stand, created in the image of something cool by merging the titans and Dess'.

>>716197298
>made darkworld more pastel colored
based

>>716197830
files say no, and there isn't a reason for toby to hide kris working with the knight considering it's revealed in ch4

>>716197843
this except alphys is the knight
she's can be in every fountain location bar the ch3 one with out being suspicious

>>716197540
That would also explain why he's being more brazen this time around - fights only happen in Dark Worlds, so Kris can't really seriously harm him, meaning Sans feels more comfortable acting like a dickhead to him. So insult him, fuck his mom, bully him for being adopted! What the fuck is a powerless teenager gonna do?
Answer: have his dad open a fountain and throw your bony ass into it.

>>716186656
sex

>>716196734
Based.

>>716197618
>Z-Z-ZERO argument
DONE. Holy FUCK they/them troons cannot stop losing.

>>716198381
you got raped

What do you make of this room?

>>716198448
...is what the they/them troon heard from the police officer.

>>716198504
Doe rape symbol if it was not diagonal

>>716198504
omori reference

>>716198504
Hmm...

>>716193431
>most enemies to be reworked so they have harder patterns.
Honestly after chapter 1 most of the common enemies feel like they already have some bullshit patterns but luckily they deal like 1 damage so you can just face tank through a fight. Just put the Ambulance attack at x2 speed and it'd be impossible to dodge.

>>716193665
>>716194035
YOUR TAKING TOO LONG causes incredible panic in players, and they stop playing rationally and try to damage boost through. It's funny because it's scripted for the chase to always start at the same point and there's no risk for taking your time before then.

>>716198620
>swastika in the red maze
>swastika during the true dark segments in chapter 4
what did he mean by this?

>both active threads autosaged
lmao fuck off janny

>>716198620
Darkner hail chara
Darnker hail chara
Darnker hail chara

>>716192406
I was cringing a bit at "LE EDGY ASSHOLE SANS" but honestly Asgore overhearing it would be kino, however I think he'd just burst out of the bush instantly if Sans said that and smash that mercy button.

>>716198504
kris is fucked up
i doubt he can even accurately recall whatever the fuck happened with dess anymore

>>716198743
We established that THE tranny janny wakes up somewhere around 12:30pm EST

>>716198743
Meanwhile a new fire emblem general just went up.

DRIVING IN MY CARRRRR

I think there is another soul with high love and we are going to have to work with kris to defeat whoever it controls (in the normal route). and then the final battle will have this cool mechanic where you actually have to try and hit the heart with your own attacks.

>>716197540
>>716197136
sans doesnt actually kill you like other monsters though, that makes him better than every monster than isnt an npc

>>716198883
Imagine spending your entire weekend to snipe Deltarune threads thinking it will kill them once and for all, only to wake up to three active threads for an entire week. I wonder if he's going to take a week off at his mcjob just to hunt for Deltarune threads

Reminder that the janitor board has a mental health thread, you just know xhe's malding about UTDRY threads

imagine how good Toriel sex is that it has Asgore making a fool of himself in public, and keeps Sans from killing you even if you killed her and Papyrus

>>716199135
>Reminder that the janitor board has a mental health thread
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>716199160
atleast he gets to watch and maybe if hes lucky, gets a free pickle afterward

Come home, brown tranny.

>>716197136
Counterpoint, sans knows everything is for nothing and that the whole multiverse of timelines are converging on this one point where everything ends.
Knowing that he was never going to do the standard "brave/cowardly" thing since in his own context bravery and cowardice lack any meaning:

>Follow the pacifist human around, keep talking shit to him just to see if he reveals ANY insight into what the fuck is going on naturally
>Try jokes, try aggression, try ANYTHING to get some sort of feedback to think with and maybe at least get some closure
>So what if you're a pacifist? He knows shit is going to go south and that resets are canon, he talks to you post-dunk because he KNOWS this.
>In genocide route, there's obviously no point talking early, Sans himself confirms that instantly multiple times up until he vanishes post Papyrus kill.
>He spends his WHOLE fight talking and trying everything he can to change the only outcome he knows matters, whatever happens after Asgore dies
He knew too much to be nice, the pacifist was obviously the same guy ending everything after the fact

>>716197113
I say "they" because that's what's used in the game. IMO Toby isn't even trying to insert tranny shit, I think Kris is simply a goner vessel flesh puppet with no sex or gender.

>>716197052
>Kris decks Sans in the face
And Kris levels up from that kill, becoming Chara...tricky tony you genius...

>>716199484
>IMO Toby isn't even trying to insert tranny shit

>>716199306
no

>>716199484
there is a theory this kris goes by they/ them because that's how the manual toriel read referred to humans
there is another one where kris goes by they/ them to try and obfuscate his role in the prophecy as the second hero/ girl from (you)

Hey, does anyone in this thread have that one video of Kris covering their head with a pillow while you can hear Sans and Toriel banging muffled in the background as Megalovania mixed with Careless Whisper plays?

>>716199658
And both of those are out of sync with reality

>>716198504
It's a room just for Kris which you can only access if you enter his birthday. Because Kris is a cheater, so he doesn't follow the rules. The maze is just an illusion- probably meant for someone like Susie or Ralsei. It was probably set up BY Kris himself to hide Dess's guitar pick, considering that Tenna was doing everything at Kris's instructions.
But Dess's guitar pick seems to have an effect like the glass shards do, in a radius. It reveals the truth, or something like that. Which means that the second Kris tried to reach out for it, just like with the shadow crystal, his hand disappeared.

>>716199776
>reality
it's a video game, you autistic sperg. can you not separate reality from fiction?

>>716199810
I don't think you understood what I meant
The reality is that Kris' gender will never be a plot point

>autosaged
Looks like janny came back for his usual unpaid shift.
At least we have >>>/vrpg/ to use instead of the cesspool that is /vg/.

>>716193012
>people got filtered by JACKENSTEIN

The average person legitimately cannot play games anymore can they?
I like UT and DT but they're incredibly easy to the point that every cool idea Toby has is wasted on being used for 5-10 minutes max since losing is almost impossible if you apply any kind of effort.
Seeing bosses made easier when they're already baby mode is insane.
Does no one experiment? Did no one wait around in a jackenstein attack to see how long they had? Use the light TP action to get better visibility? Whats the point in adding any of this if you're just going to make everyone auto-win if they even begin to struggle?

Very lame, but I kinda support the sword corridor being changed a bit, not because it was too hard but I always thought I dodged visually when I got hit on the tips.

>>716199810
Toby is absolutely aware that a sizable portion of his fanbase has been parading Kris around as a non-binary icon for literal years now, and ruining that for them by assigning a normal gender to Kris would have actual effects beyond the normal shit-flinging online. People would really boycott his stuff, stop recommending the game to their friends, etc. for queer-baiting them or whatever. He will NEVER give his word on what's in Kris's pants, or any of the humans for that matter.

>>716192406
>you aren't her kid
If toby included that I'd genuinely surprised. There's already hints with Kris really wishing he could be a monster, something like that would feel too real despite how Deltarune's light segments have been so far.

>>716197491
KRIS is the ONLY SELF INSERT EVER MADE.

YOU LITERALLY INSERT YOURSELF INTO HIM.

A SELF INSERT.

>>716198620
Tricky Tony does it again
>>716199976
>I like UT and DT but they're incredibly easy to the point that every cool idea Toby has is wasted on being used for 5-10 minutes max since losing is almost impossible if you apply any kind of effort.
The funny thing, I kinda regret beating many bosses in my first try, because if you die, and then came back, you got an alternate battle intro for many bosses
My personal favorite have to be Tenna where he just pops up, snaps his fingers, and brings you right back to action instead of giving you a long-winded soap story before fighting him

You will never be a monster
You have no horns, you have no magic
When you die you'll be buried as your complete human body

>>716200241
Hey, give me some credit, I work in entertainment! You're not here for the recap, you want the ACTION!

>>716200158
he only has himself to blame for that
instead of nipping the nonbinary shit in the bud, he let it fester to the point where people actually think it's something in the game/ said by toby

>>716200184
>ONLY SELF INSERT EVER MADE.
Nta but there's a bunch of undertale fan games that I can guarantee this isn't true anymore

>>716200158
That isn't even why
The games have had zero interest in their self-insert protagonists' genders, and Kris is just a self-insert that looks back through the fourth wall at you

>>716200309
This is what Sans will say while fighting Kris in the weird route

>>716200184
But I didn't insert myself into Kris. Someone stole me away from my wonderful creation.

La creatura

>>716200364
Well, he's here now, and that's not changing. And if you think Toby's gonna make an about face on all this non-binary stuff now, you're delusional.

>>716200415
Sure, there's that too. But some people in these threads who legit think that Toby might make a twist like "Kris is actually the girl", and I want to shake those people by the shoulders and tell them that they're more likely to see a Disney movie that tells kids to kill their parents and slit their own wrists than they are to see Toby make a twist like that.

GIWTWM

This thread is smaller so it gets smaller Susie

>>716200714
the problem with saying that toby would never do that is the fact that he has kris fit all the criteria for it, sans the confirmation of being a girl
surely he knows that, if not then there may be some truth in the accusations of him being a hack if he accidentally created another candidate for what was supposed to be a two person coin toss

>>716200886
...how the fuck is sans confirming that?

>>716200942
not sans, it's kris fitting everything we know about the second hero/ the girl except for the confirmation of being female
even if you think kris is a dude or nonbinary you have to admit it's strange

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