>10000 hours in a competitive 5v5 multiplayer game
>metal rank

>100,000 hours in noita

I worked overnight at walmart. It was pretty chill

I am Keith

This guy is doing well for himself it seems. Being a Stocking Team Lead can earn you $52,297 at the lowest to average of $79,262.

>>716202324 (OP)
Is that the WE ARE WALMART guy?

>>716202324 (OP)
God that has to be soul killing. Reminds me of that one video of the dude crying about never working a warehouse job and how it just slowly kills you. This is just one of those jobs I know I could never do. I'd either end up snapping and killing myself or snapping and killing someone.

>>716202791
Plus he's probably up to like %15-20 off everything he buys from Wal-Mart, so his groceries, and other stuff are cheap as fuck for him.

>>716202459
I imagine overnights are fucking fantastic for work at a lot of 24/7 jobs since most people aren't bothering. Probably meth heads in my area or truckers or people passing through I-95 but not a lot of people.

>>716202959
Nah. If he was truly miserable he would've quit. Plenty of opportunities in 20 years time.

Imagine sisyphus happy and all that.

>>716202791
>>716202324 (OP)
It's an unglamorous life, but someone has to do it. Given how loading shit tends to ruin people's backs, he has to had gotten it down to a science.

>>716203021
Depends on the gig. Retail, probably not. I worked from 7pm-4am in undergrad for the city, it was pretty chill. Just drove around in a truck all night listening to Art Bell.

>>716202324 (OP)
thank you keith

>>716202324 (OP)
We live in a dystopia ran by jewish pedophiles who blackmail other pedophiles

>>716202324 (OP)
Thanks Keith!

>>716202324 (OP)
I worked at walmart for like a month and there was this nice old man who had literslly been stocking shelfs at walmart for as long as they had been open in the area. I dont understand how you can have zero ambition in life and just be content with that. Last i saw him he got to old to stock so he became a greeter, but i havent seen him doing that anymore either. Rip old walmart stocker

>>716202324 (OP)
>man does job
>zomg this is le capitalistic corporate dystopia, DA JOOZ!!!!
why are you fags so melodramatic? It's a job, he does it, to provide for himself and family, someone has to. Fucking stupid neets

straighten your damn vest

>>716203258
As opposed to what? Being a worthless pencil pusher fag at a desk? 99% of people are not working their dream job, they're just staying busy and making money to support themselves

Night shift should be outlawed. That shit is not healthy for the human body.

>play mmo for years
>die
>devs immortalize you in their game as an NPC

>>716203264
Social media has made every zoomer believe that life has to be some rock star dream. Yes this existed even before with seeing stars on the TV but nowhere near to this degree with smartphones.

>>716203264
People are waking up to the fact that the entire system is based on workers not being paid less than the value they generate

>muh walmart worker not worth $5 haha

A shareholder or creditor does literally nothing productive at all, zero, nothing

>>716203352
If my dead relative was paraded around like this in a fucking retail store I'd be cracking management's head open.

>>716203021
can you arrive there high or at least listen to music while working?

>>716202324 (OP)
This is the dude that posts creepshots of zoomer coworkers on /b/

>>716203021
Im on break from stocking shelves

its just 8 hours of listening to podcasts or audiobooks and no one bothering you

>>716203021
Approaching 10 years of Home Depot overnight freight. As long as the job gets done, nobody cares how much you goof off or chill. Many nights have been spent playing games on company PCs. Paid pretty well (by retail standards) too.
Though it all really depends on the location. I just got pretty lucky. Many people say working overnight is a downside, but I was gonna end up nocturnal due to my MMORPG addictions anyway, so it doesn't phase me.

>>716203352
>dies at 25 yrs old
>immortalized as a Walmart NPC
>that hairline and not even 30 yrs old
What did he do to deserve such a fate?

>>716202324 (OP)
>>716202791
>>716202959
>>716203110
>>716203339
Fate is real. Some people are fated for these roles.

>>716203506
Cattle are for the slaughter.

>tfw been working the same minimum wage job for almost five years but i'm too scared to quit in case I can't find another (better) job

>>716202791
>4k a month on the low end to do this
Shit, depending on where he lives thats pretty nice, you could put a lot away in savings assuming he gets a good discount like >>716202997 pointed out

>>716203405
>A shareholder or creditor does literally nothing productive at all, zero, nothing
tell me your IQ is below 100 without telling me

>>716203632
I wouldnt bother unless you know someone who can hook you up with a better job

>>716203632
That's why you look for a better job while you're still employed. And only quit once the new job is guaranteed AND long term secure.

>>716203021
Like others have said it depends on your location and job. I did security overnight (worked all 3 shifts before) but overnight can be 50/50. They had HQ on site and would be watching us on cams. Would constantly bitch if I was on my phone literally at all, but at the same time expects us to stay up no problem from 12-7 AM. But on the flip side, I've had companies where I had the freedom to do whatever. I would walk around doing my rounds with beer/alcohol in my hand, fucking around. Half the time I wouldn't even do the rounds, I'd just go outside, walk around the block to stretch my legs and come back inside...nothing ever really happened during those times.

>>716203352
He had that Jessie Pinkman cut.
Rest in peace.

>>716203718
its stupid to want you to do anything since security is literally only there to check a box on some insurance form

>>716202459
i worked overnight at walmart too, but it was ass. but then again, i lived near a retirement community so there was a bunch of grumpy old people coming in at like 4am to yell at me

>>716202324 (OP)
I knew so many people back when I played LoL that were like 5+ year veterans of the game and still unironically hardstuck gold or lower.

>>716203405
You know you can become a shareholder too by buying stock, right..?

>>716203816
stocking in a 24/7 store sucks ass. gotta find a store that isnt open at night

I'm too autistic to work but that also means I'm incapable of figuring out how to get neetbucks
what do I do

>>716202459
>>716203021
It's not good for you though, especially at the age Keith is in. Fucking up your natural sleep cycle leads to several problems.
t. overnight shift at gas station for 3 years

>>716202959
It really does fucking kill you, not just physically, mentally, it kills your fucking soul. Get away.

>>716203169
Truly, we live in a society.

>>716203021
Working overnight at a hospital pharmacy was amazing. Unfortunately the position was cut due to budget issues during the pandemic. Loved that fucking job.

>>716203264
>>716203378
You're a 20-30yo neet stop pretending to have a boomer mentality. You've never done one of these jobs, it's soul crushing.

>>716202324 (OP)
>Keith, you are like a little baby.

>>716203990
I've been working at a warehouse for 4 years now. You're just a lazy faggot.

I can't get a job because I can't get a license because I can't pay for insurance because I can't get a job

>>716202459
I worked at clerk desk when the covid restrictions were put in place. For a week I simultaneously had to sit in that desk ready to talk to customers, while keeping the front door locked so no customer would actually walk in. I was paid to do a job I was not allowed to do. Laziest working days I've ever had in my life.

>>716202324 (OP)
The idea of being some apparent sadsack old fuck, at some minimum wage talentless labor job, surrounded by coworkers younger than me due to how that bar gets easier and easier to clear... it depresses me to no end but unless something huge happens to me it's where I'm headed. I have zero ambition to make it big or climb any ladders, no career goals other than get paid doing something that doesn't innately make me want to blow my brains out. I've got a few dust old fuck coworkers like that and all they've got going for them is a family that avoids them and some female coworkers nice enough to act like they're not disgusted with they're "jokingly" getting hit on. I want more than that, man, but I've got nothing. Anyway videogames.

>>716204053
I had an uncle who worked at a Walmart till he died. He didn't even need the money. Their generation is just so retarded that they don't know what to do besides fucking work. He had it in his head that if you aren't working you aren't worth being alive.

>>716204053
>i can feel my leg, and my arm. even my fingers... the body i've lost, the comrades i've lost >>716203352
>won't stop hurting...

>>716204165
My grandma used to be the same, and that was on the other side of the globe. Loved her, but there was a fundamental disagreement: I work to live, she lived to work.

>>716203990
40 year old neet here, yep I just collect autismbux and slowly rot away.

beats being a wagie though

>>716203806
I mean we're supposed to be a deterrent for people actually doing shit and I get that but it's like dawg, it's 4AM, cut me some slack. I can stay up all night long, if you at least let me fuck around on my phone here and there but to be such a faggot that you radio me any time you see me on my phone is just retarded...but then they also piss their pants if you start falling asleep. I left that site so fucking fast. That company was dog shit too they had so many no call no shows, and if nobody comes to relieve you, you're expected to just stay at your post, however long it takes for them to find a replacement. At first I would stay an extra 2-3 hours but then I realized that after taxes that shit wasn't even making a difference anyway, so I just started leaving when people would no show. They would call and whine and I'd just lie and say I have to pick up my daughter, I can't stay. Some of those security jobs are chill as fuck and then some are literal cancer. Like I remember doing retail security for a supermarket, and the owner would constantly give those whole/half rotisserie baked chickens supermarkets sell if they didn't sell all of them and had some left over.

>>716204053
Lost his arm in Vietnam. Black Friday, at their store in Vietnam, Illinois.
Sixteen brave young men died in those aisles, an arm crushed under three negresses fighting over a cheap coffee maker? That's small change compared to sixteen young lives...

>>716203869
stocking ALWAYS sucks
had my worst back issues while stocking at microcenter and compusa.

>>716203632
why not apply to jobs while you're working? if you get an interview just say youre sick. it's not complicated

>>716204159
I was a night crew manager for 10 years. It's more complacency then anything else. You know what you got, you like it well enough, so why do anything else?

Night teams also tend to stay around the longest, and without much turn over. It was practically the exact same set of guys for the entire 10 years I was there. So we had a fairly good comradery going on.

>>716204009
Not quite my tempo.
https://youtu.be/4JsgrXyBZO0?si=SOX1SHbCVoXPE0Sz