Thread 716215340

Thing is, OP, most people only play one game for the rest of their life and never play anything else, it sucks most of them just play trash like D&D 5e but that's how life is.

Who cares?

Wait, how would a three-sided die even look like?

>>716216000
Like a dice with three sides

>>716216000
Its a d6, but
1 1
2 2
3 3

>>716216264
>>716216368
THOSE ARE NOT ACTUALLY THREE-SIDED REEEEEEEEEE

>>716215340 (OP)
I really wish I had just one game that I would play all my life and be an autistic sperg about it.

>>716215340 (OP)
Haven't played tabletop rpgs in over 15 years.
Do people still use dice despite everyone carrying around a device that can run an application capable of rolling any number of custom dice?

>>716216798
>do people still argue about vague topics nobody really knows despite carrying an infinite encyclopedia in their pocket
yes

>>716216798
As Gygax said, people really like rolling die

>>716216798
It's similar to reading books vs e-books.
It's kind of a bother but everyone likes the physical feel of it.

>>716217130
i fucking hate reading real books compared to pdfs on my phone
>yea i want to read the thing that's heavier and requires 2 hands to flip a page
maybe if you're reading a loli book but real books? nah

>>716217676
That would be the opposite actually.
How am I supposed to jerk-off to little girls getting their insides rearranged, with just one hand?

>>716216798
>Do people still use dice despite everyone carrying around a device that can run an application capable of rolling any number of custom dice?
Yes, because computers can't generate truly random numbers.

>>716217912
Oh, and it's easier to cheat with dice.

>>716217676
I hate reading books on my phone because even big phones are smaller than small books so the characters are really really small and basically you're a faggot

>>716218016
>i'm tech illiterate
weird flex but ok

>>716216798
Same reason to still play around a table. There's online, if you want to entertain a party of histrionic trannies looking to start drama.

>>716218397
Increasing font size to senior citizen level is an imperfect solution. Now you have to scroll every other sentence and it's just a chore.

>>716218660
>i'm tech illiterate
weird flex but ok
idk what kind of books you read but my phone has the same font size by default (real size) as the book on my night stand right here
sucks to suck ig?

>>716218397
>dumb fucking zoomer so conditioned by bite-sized short text formats that he doesn't even take any offense with only having two words per line
kill yourself, faggot

>>716218803
it doesn't look like that because i'm not a retard, so i properly format anything i put on my phone
sucks to suck ig?

>>716218778
>>716218894
So your phone has the same font size as the book, but still manages to have the same line width as the book? Please tell me how such a miracle is possible.

>>716218778
>(real size)

>>716215340 (OP)
Video games?

>>716215340 (OP)
Based knights of the dinner table anon

>>716215340 (OP)
>randomly puts line breaks even when you are supposed to keep reading on the same character
what retard made this?

>>716216798
Phonevirgins will never understand the satisfaction and joy of interacting with physical game pieces. You're literally a subhuman for suggesting this. Go play a video game instead.

>>716220160
>Opens TTS in your path

>>716216978
>le infinite encyclopedia
I hate people still think like this. It was maybe true in the 00s but between corporate subjugation, search engine inshittification, politically correct and DEI practices stifling information, wikis repeatedly edited over interpersonal drama, social media brainrot, the army of robots that patrol literally every website, and good old fashioned government involvement the internet now is the misinformation superhighway.

>KoDT still going

Prove that real gamers never die when Critical Role posers jump to voice acting

>>716215340 (OP)
>talking to my mom about family recently
>remember I have a cousin
>fuck around the net and fin his Instagram
>also find out he is a twitch streamer
>apparently he played path of exile for more than 15.000 hours.

>>716217676
>being too weak to hold a book
Are you a pajeet or something?

We're all out of platonic solids nigga

>>716217676
I don't like staring at a screen, and books usually have a pleasant smell to them.

>>716216798
My DM has specifically asked me to not use digital because anytime I use it, even when its someone else's phone or laptop, I get 20s exactly when I need them. Fearing now that this nigger is going to start handing me a new d20 every week til he finds the comically badly weighted one he probably got from a bag-o-dice then spin this shit as my character using up his lifetime of good luck already

>>716216000
>how would x look like
What would x look like Mr ESL

>>716225192
What would you feel like if didn't have breakfast today?

>>716226108
Yes, you are learning.

>>716215340 (OP)
What would a 2 sided die be?

>>716226251
a coin you moron

>>716226335
That's not a die.

>>716226448
How do you make coins, that's right, with a DIE

What a would a 1 sided die look like?

>this confusion over dice was such an eventful part of this person's life, to the point where they had to immortalize it in some awfully composed mspaint image
ever feel kind of "alright" about your own life, sometimes?

>>716228959
That's a decision

>>716216798
i flat out do not trust a digital app to do something simple like randomly choose a number anymore. the odds of it being coded by an indian with zero grasp on numbers is too high.

>>716220601
this so much
i used to advocate for people looking things up but that was almost 20 years ago now that the internet began to utterly fuck it's usability and i changed my tune.
I can perfectly describe a picture that is posted online constantly and has been for decades, and the search engine will direct me to a list of amazon links for some random tangentially related product

>>716229179
If you only have 1 option, you didn't decide on anything.

>>716228959
a sphere with a 1 on it, retard

>>716229104
You are posting on 4chan, so no

What if you replaced dice with pigs?

>>716229685
>i'm posting on 4chan, so you can't feel alright about yourself
i'm going to assume you just lack the ability to communicate effectively in english, but it was nice to feel like my browsing habits affected you, for a moment

>>716216264
>>716216000
Wouldn't it be easier to make classic six sided dice but use each number from 1 to 3 twice?

>>716229742
>passive agressive remark

Yeah, figures.

>>716229760
Yeah, that's what a D3 is

>>716216264
>has eight sides

>>716229789
not at all, i was being dismissive and snarky at your poor communication skills. you're really bad at this.

>>716229404
Spheres have infinite sides. It is the literal opposite of a one sided object (a moebius strip).

For me its Jump to Conclusions

>>716229840
Sure you are, but go on.

>>716229742
>but it was nice to feel like my browsing habits affected you, for a moment
No one cares or asked.

>>716215340 (OP)
Just flip two coins.
HH 1
TT 2
HT 3

>>716229902
That's stupid. HT should be 2 and TT should be be 3.

>>716229862
if you land on the final bottom right tile do you become the little girl

>>716229965
nah
Heads is 1
Tails is 2
Heads+Tails is 3

>>716229635
That's just an 8 ball, but 1 instead

>>716229862
>MOOT!

>>716225192
Actually the mistake is including "like" with the "how".

>What does it look like
>How does it look
Both valid.

>>716230269
Yeah I know, that's what I corrected them for. ESLs constant fuck it up but it's a difficult concept (situations and why how/what are not interchangable) to explain for native speakers so they continue to make the mistake

>>716229760
Wouldn't it be easier to not make rules that call for a 3-sided die to begin with?

>Knights of The Dinner Table thread
>Its on /v/
God /co/ sucks massive dick.

>>716216798
People like the tactile nature of dice. Also, people enjoy buying dice that reflect their preferences and personality. I've switched over to using a bunch of slime themed dice and a slime dice tower.

>>716230748
>muh personality reflecting dice
kek get real you fucking homo

>>716216798
Phones are soulless.

>>716230748
>preferences and personality
I just like throwing dice, man.

>>716230882
People like physical things ya dingus.

>>716216402
>>716229821
if you want to get real anal about it, a coin has at least three sides.

>>716229893
>when asked if he ever feels okay about himself, responds with "no, because you are using 4chan"
he straight up said that he cares so much about what I do that it makes him incapable of feeling okay about himself. is the illiterate convention in town?

>>716225192
t. anglo noob

>>716230170
>H = 1
>T = 2
>HT = 3

>HH = 1
>TT = 2

>>716216798
The only time I ever avoided real dice was Shadowrun

>>716231340
I always wonder if other languages have the concept where people are proud of speaking a language poorly like they do with English.

>>716230748
>muh personality
so customize your dice rolling app, genius. good job injecting a bunch of shit that doesn't actually suit the argument so you can post your toys, homo

>>716231510
>phonejeet is angry that other people can buy things

>>716215340 (OP)
But you are OP.

>>716216798
Is this ragebait

>>716230748
Sick anon, I bought a set of these imma heh roll with for the next year or two
>>716231510
lmfao fucking seethe m8
>>716232612
+1 this

>>716215340 (OP)
someone post the seinfeld comic that looks like it was drawn by the artist for fanboys or w/e where costanza or whoever says "it adds up" about damage
you know the one

>>716229862
>Loose one turn
Great detail

>>716223948
obsesed

>>716216000
It's either that, or you make an elongated stick with three long sides (so, a triangle shaped tube), and when you roll, it's the side that ends on the bottom that becomes your roll. I've seen those being used exactly once.

>>716216282
>a dice

>>716231324
I was going to do an "Um akchullriii..." but then I realized you tactfully said "at least", because the reeded edge of something like a quarter has a fuckload of sides.