Thread 716240223

One more month until gaming is saved. September can't come fast enough.

vaporware game

>>716240223 (OP)
More players than Concord I guess?

Carol should be more like Nobeta.

>>716240387
KEK. That’s so fucking pathetic

nobody will buy it lol

I love Carol.
Fix your platforming physics, Choco.

I'm thinking of playing this. Is it anything like Hat in Time?

>>716240387
Lol only that? Let's get out of here, guys. Let's play Fortnite. That's a game for real gamers.

>this retard is actually delusional enough to think a bunch of people are just waiting in the wings until september for the full release of a trash pedo game for faggots

looking forward to your inevitable suicide by cop

>>716240682
Not at all, I'm pretty sure it's a TPS based on the WebMs I've seen posted on this board.

In that regard it looks pretty solid, though.

>>716240779
>a bunch of people are just waiting in the wings until september for the full release
Yes.

I just hope they move on to make a different game after Onirism is done

>>716240779
I do. Don't like early access shit.
>but the player count!!!
Don't care, it's a single player game I will enjoy.

>>716240968
I hope they make Onirism 3.

I'm just gonna say this as an avid Onirism fan, the game will not save vidya. The game wil be met with undeserved apathy from the normalfags, not being aware of the insane scale of Choco's project, permanently cementing the game as a cult classic rather than a critically acclaimed title.
But knowing the absolute state of the normalfags and their quest for more microtransactions, and their overlords who fill their pockets with the idiocy of their consumers, does vidya really need saving?

>>716241316
Well we still have Pragmata to save the gaming.

>>716240968
Choco confirmed they will work on Onirism after the full release, perhaps to tidy up some issues and bugs the 1.0 might have, but ha hasn't talked about any more extra content for Onirism, or about any other projects.

I have close to 30h of playtime and I will replay the game when 1.0 comes out and I'll buy it for my friends. Onichads will win.

>>716240682
platforming is a little sloppier, but it has a lot more stuff going for it

>>716240682
Probably closer to serious sam or something like that. There's a bit of platforming tho.

>>716241840
>Thighs tan lines

>>716241316
Id rather have that outcome than the game be swarmed with normies and moralfag am*ricans

>>716240682
Quick rundown on Onirism
>Early Access third person shooter/platformer game (FPS view available)
>Play as Carol, a little girl going against a huge Corporation to get her stolen bunny plushie back
>fast-paced movement and combat, takes inspiration from Ratchet & Clank, Doom 2016 and Serious Sam
>Very ambitious project, includes a huge campaign that should last about 30 hours and is playable in local co-op (currently 20 hours available, online co-op on the way)
>huge weaponry, more than 200 weapons, from NERF shotguns to water miniguns
>features vehicles, many have mounted weapons, but they feel like there is too much weight to most of them
>some bonus levels scattered around the campaign, from Crash Bandicoot sections to a kart racing level
>Lots of vidya and movie references, from Doom, Blood, Serious Sam, Call of Duty, Aliens, Back to the Future, Resident Evil and even an H-Game called Sexy Beach
>very good humor and great soundtrack
>hot monster girls (includes spider MILF and goth cyberdemon)
>Contains two horde bonus modes and local competitive multiplayer similar to TimeSplitters (online on the way)
>Among its flaws: bad optimization, boss fights are mostly shit, unequal difficulty, hard to navigate through some levels (the recently added map barely helps)
>hard to talk about on /v/ due to mods banning threads on sight and the presence of a lewd mod making most anons not talk about the game at all
>Full version coming in September, the price of the game will rise when it's out (currently about $15)
Overall very good and sovl but I suggest grabbing a recent crack if you cannot tolerate jank at all.

>>716241840
here's that innocent kid's game I telling you about

You will never be a real game.

You have no fan base. Those around you see you as a cruel mockery of a successful game.

>Have to listen to French being spoken
I'll pass

Hoping by full release there's better performance on my end. To be fair when I tested it my gpu was on it's way out and now I have new one so it could of been just that. Regardless while I enjoy cute things I don't know who the game is suppose to appeal to other than pedophiles. Boys will think it too girly, girls never really took to shooters and if its one of the exceptions they will likely play one of the more "masculine" ones.

>>716242515
I'm pretty sure it'll have full english voice acting on release

>>716241961
yikes, someone finally posts some gameplay and it looks like complete shit, no wonder its nothing but pedo bait in these threads, lmao

>>716240908
>44GB
WTF

>>716242909
Unironically big game, pls understand

Anubia pussylove

>>716240387
SPBP
Please see a therapist; coping this hard for literal years for one (1) failed project is not productive, and you have spiraled into lolcow territory (same as Yandev, but nobody cares since you're less memeable).

>>716243020
She needs a lot of toys. Big toys.

>>716242909
half of that must be outfits

Someone post princess blueberry please.

He cute.

>>716242250
Quick Rundoiwn on Onrism:
>dev has a dream game idea
>latent pedophilia
>spends years making it in Unity
>bloated to hell and back
>spams /v/ for years
>peak player count: 40

>>716240223 (OP)
Not unless it's on consoles.

>>716243281
He asked you to stop calling him that...

>>716241796
So what's the deal? Are you and your friends all pedos?

>>716243479
You forgot
>more than 200 page thread on the modding forums
>shitton of mods
>one of the best sex mods of all time
>huge modding community
>shitton of actual players who obviously won't use a fucking DRM FREE cunnige with a steam botnet like retarded zoomers

>>716240223 (OP)
buy an ad to your dead barren shit pedo game, shitcordtroon

unironic CIA honeypot game

>no one plays the game
>game is popular enough to have dedicated haters

Another thread this soon?
We just had a 500 replies threads with like 12 deliveries.
Dont be so ravenous

>>716240779
you know what, just because of this post, i'm gonna buy so he doesn't feel so bad

>>716240779
I'm afraid I already boughted the game

>>716244427
I haven't seen an Onirism thread in at least a week.

>>716243997
CIA?

>>716245186
Aye.

>>716243997
MI6years old

>>716244028
>see thread
>call game shit with no players
>hit certain buttons to have it get removed
>move on

Obligatory Helleneposting

>>716245446
>sees a video game thread on /v/
>immediately butthurt
>enters the thread he hates to show how much butthurt he is
>spreads same lies about player numbers (for the 100th time)
>gets told
>runs away to janny while crying

>sees a little girl in a video game
>PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE PEDOOOS AIEEEEEE
woa pal, calm down

>>716245186
Tell me about Bane. Why do you wear the mask?

>>716240779
Every time there's an unhinged post it's accompanied by a cat image.
Are cat trannies really this fucked in the head? Must be the toxoplasmosis.

>>716247595
no anyone that's got toxoplasmosis or is a tranny is a fellow coprophagiac pedophile just like you and i

>>716246937
>>716243821
>>more than 200 page thread on the modding forums
>>shitton of mods
>>one of the best sex mods of all time

Multiplayer is going to be kino, can't wait to hang out with my fellow Carol enjoyers :)

>>716248364
The existence of the sex mod really murders you fags so hard you literally cannot argue back, it's actually amazing. You didn't even attempt to make some schizopost up because you know this goes against everything you've ever believed in and you should avoid thinking lest your reality slowly crumble apart.

>>716248364
Is Skyrim a pedo game too?

>>716249093
See you there anon

>>716249094
what's it like, quality wise? qrd? what does it do?
no i'm not gonna look it up myself i'm too lazy

>>716240223 (OP)
there are two things i hate: pedophiles, and the french
but i especially hate french pedophiles
kill yourself asap, faggot op

>>716249297
>school shooting mini game
Ah so this is why the am*ricans are so triggered about this game. Does it have a Vietnam map too?

>>716245446
More like
>see thread
>seethe
>unwittingly help thread get to hundreds upon hundreds of replies or 404, whichever comes first
Last Carol thread got to 300+ posts btw, see you there.

>>716248364
Yep, just look at this pedo design.

>>716249094
a MILLION? WTF!?

>>716249502
All me.

>>716242909
44gb of cp

>>716243702
yes, he is and they are

>>716246937
>see an obvious pedophile game
>call a spade a spade
>"zomg bruh calm down" -t. local sex offender registrant

>>716250057
>t. local sex offender registrant
uhh no, they granted me a pardon fuckhead i don't have to tell anyone any more

>>716250057
What part of the game is pedophilic?

>>716249785
That's a fairly small amount of cp for an average person, I'd say?

>>716250271
The best part of the game!

1v1 napmatch me, scrub

>>716250347
What was choco THINKING

>>716250668
I'll 1v1 plapmatch Carol instead

>>716250271

>>716241840

>>716250810
Please don't leave your house during summer.

literally one lonely retard replying to himself defending this shitty game lol

>>716250709
>No More ANIMALS PLEASE! how about a little girl!

>>716250301
why say this

>>716250981
Keep enabling the thread to be bumped by me, my minion.

>>716249336
>it's real

>>716249094
And that's supposed to be a seal of quality and popularity? People jacking off to a mod made by a third party instead of normalfags talking about the GAME ITSELF? The only thing you're telling the thread here is that there's a hundred or two degenerates on an obscure forum on the Internet who would get the game, and possibly through a crack too, to stretch their noodle to a bunch of animations.
I want to see large and serious discussions about the VIDYA, lots of people saying that this little game they bought is good, that they like to shoot at the frorcs, that they are amazed about the size of the fucking game, and I say this because I want too see the game achieve proper success, and the best you can show is a lolicon circlejerk? Apply yourself, nigger.

>>716251237
>and possibly through a crack too
The mod doesn't work on any version that's not the latest one, and the posters in the thread hate beggars so much one guy even got thread banned for it. The sex mod is absolute undeniable proof Carol's game has an audience, an audience that would rather give her a sex mod over more popular games like Nobeta and A Hat in Time. Shut the FUCK up.

>>716251237
>16000 dls on the cunnymod
i dunno man, i'm starting to be convinced here

sale doko

>>716251237
I agree. I like the game a lot and I didn't download the mod.

nuke it

Churning my cock deep inside Anubia's brat pussy

>>716251613
Isn't that for the latest version only, not even total?

>>716252570
Anubia tanked that

no one cares about your pedophile game

>>716253863
You care enough to help me bump the thread.

>>716240387
SPBP, I'll take any excuse for a loli thread, but lets stop pretending anybody plays that kusoge.

>>716254214
The japloli fag FEARS the little girl not stuck in a dead franchise with the last game made 15 years ago, or only playable in one spin-off out of 300 games in the series.

buy an ad

Subarashi, Carol Sama.

i want to fuck the shop keep and the monstergirls. the gameplay is fine but the locked moveset glitch ruined me relaying the game

>spamming /v/ didn't work
>hiring artists to make fan art didn't work
>promoting a "Sex mod" didn't work
>pretending negativity is just from the "haters and the losers" didn't work

<--- You are here

>1.0 didn't work

>>716249434
>more posters in the threads than players in the game
>thinks this is a good thing
many such cases

>>716251512
>b-b-but sex mod
lmao you get more pathetic by the day. i would be mentally broke if i spent the last 10 years shilling this ea slop

>>716256771
You are already mentally broke by trying to pretend that it's shilling and getting btfo every single time.

>posting about how Carol is ugly didn't work
>posting the 26 players meme didn't work
>posting about how the plushies wouldn't sell 200+ didn't work
>posting about how Marshmallot wouldn't release didn't work
>posting the 32 players meme didn't work
>posting about how the game will never release didn't work
>schizoposting archived posts of image hashes didn't work
>posting the Steamcharts screenshot ITT didn't work
>hoping the thread wouldn't reach 100 posts didn't work
>samefagging three times in a row didn't work
>hoping we won't keep making threads didn't work
You are now here.

>>716243479
>"I really wish my favorite game went mainstream!"
I hope this happens to your favorite game, too.

>shilling the game for years didnt work
forgot this one btw mb

>>716257654
>praying the game you're obsessed with hating with every fiber of your being would stop getting constant updates and support just because "uh... LE FLOP" didn't work
Forgot this one too.

>>716249209
>didn't read that abubu doujin
ngmi

Carol makes me horny

>>716258449
Favorite outfit?

>>716259745
Cute...
Is the mod done yet?

>>716260025
It's on hiatus for a year or so, minus a few months. Even with all girls only having events up to 4 hearts it's still fully worth playing through.

>>716254214
Did you miss the last thread?
Granted it was more about beebz and anubia though

parryslop fatigue

Glad this one actually talks about your game, but from what I've seen it's not for me.

Best of luck if it is in fact releasing soon. :)

>>716260838
>green skinned human """goblin""" game dev trying to curry favor with the game that has actual real goblins after spewing his commiefornia brain bile for everyone to see
Yuck.

Did you find it?

>>716260838
goblin sexo
>>716261038
goblin sexo

>>716261038
>green skinned human """goblin""" game dev
I just like the game and wanted to be a nice person after you barged into our thread to shill your shit, but fuck you too I guess.

>>716261098
Agreed.

It feels like the game itself is about to be older than the MC

Mentioning goblinism in his thread is basically the only kind of shilling this faggot came up with so far.

>>716262008
The ironic part is that the Memegrit dev literally makes threads here to ask for costume suggestions and shit.

>Buy an ad shill also the game is a flop
>I won't buy an ad also the game is not a flop
That multiplied by 100. I know you're bored, but this has to stop.

>>716260421
more like
>cunnyslop fatigue

>>716262317
there aren't that many

>>716262280
>N-NOOOOO STOP POSTING CAROL THREADS I CAN'T KEEP MYSELF FROM CLICKING ON THEM I CAN'T NOT LOOK AT CAROL SEEING CAROL REMINDS ME I LOVE CAROL NOOO STOOOOPPP AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
No. I don't think I will.

>>716251775
Nice pit

>>716240223 (OP)
>Nearly 18 dollaroos for an unfinished game
>All the torrents are from fucking IGG
Yeah, no wonder this shit is dead when you can't even pirate it properly.

>>716262539
>aaaarggghhh how dare you make my poorfag life difficult!
Le funny.

>>716260838
Thanks anon :)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
THE DEV IS STILL SHILLING THIS
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Why can't /v/ just tolerate each other? It's so sad to see this fighting.
The outside world see all of us weird anyway.

>>716262683
Don't you ever get tired of taking the exact same screencap every single thread? Just reuse the same file, everyone knows it's you anyway.

>>716254652
nobody fears your dogshit unityslop fed-game

>>716241961
pfffffffffrt hahahhhahahahaaha
tell me you're brown without telling me you're brown

>>716263134
>>716263205
>post exactly one minute apart
Please keep helping us get to 200 posts and beyond again, samefag.

>>716251775
I did as told and quite literally cannot see it still. what gives

>>716262795
Carol forgot her slippers

How many outfits are actually in the game? I see a shit ton of them from these threads but I'm assuming there's a lot of modded ones? And can you use them for the single player or are they a multiplayer only type thing?

>>716264067
There's probably a hundred different ones. You unlock them in single player and can use the ones you have in multiplayer. Some multiplayer modes force a specific one I think.

>>716264067
30+ probably with variations in color etc unlockable in single player through the shop, multiplayer has outfits that fit the theme of the map
there are also dozens of guns each with their own models/animatins and function differently, it's impressive

>>716264067
There's easily 100 outfits in the unmodded game at this point, although a decent chunk are recolors or alts. You can use them in both single and multiplayer, just be aware that the arcade maps have exclusive outfits which will only be made available in singleplayer in the future.

>>716264428
>>716264437
>>716264447
Niice im a sucker for games with lots of outfits like this. I'll prolly grab this before the price hike

>>716264986
Hope you have fun anon. and farm the outfits legitimately

>>716264067
so many that it's weird that the whole point of the game isn't collecting outfits

>>716266240
oh, that reminds me. found a new anubia fic on ao3. recently posted.

>thread still up
nobeta bros...

>>716266578
it's cause she's no betta than a two bit ho

>>716266578
Nobeta can stay here too if she behaves

I enjoy playing onirism.

call me when someone makes a torrent of the latest update

>>716267212
>call me in my continued poorfag existence
No. I don't think I will.

>>716267296
pirating is good for indies

>>716267361
This. Imagine all the exposure and word of mouth they'll get.

>>716266240
switch-tan will have her day...

>>716267361
>>716267416
Pirates don't have the same attachment to their games as people who spend money on them do (in fact, pirates often see games as disposable) and thus they cannot be expected to actually care about sharing and discussing games they play.
t. Former piratefag

>>716257264
>how Carol is ugly
Literally W H O would say/think this minus an unironic setthing child molester(boy abusing them to troon out by the age of 9) loonytroon. Shes fucking adorable, srsly who the fuck would think this model is ugly.

>>716267714
>anecdote
Okay, well I'm a current piratefag who is incredibly attached to several games I've pirated (Park Toucher Fantasy MAKO, Hizashi no Naka no REAL, Jam Packed Line Tale, Hummingbird) and will espouse their virtues until the end of my days; so that sounds like a you problem.

>>716264447
She needs like a classic cardcaptor sakura outfit preferably the super cute red one with wings thats beyond iconic or the cat ear's&pink dress one oh oh oh or the frog raincoatdress one

>>716268024
>i'm not like other girls!

>>716267714
I pirated inscryption and I love that game.

>>716268325
oooh, that would be lovely. and maybe a skin for the necromancer staff where she summons some kind of legally distinct doro creatures or something.

>>716268024
>posts doujin games which gaijins literally cannot buy without jumping through several hoops and a game paywalled behind shitcoins
>thinks he's comparable to the guy downloading indie metroidvanias off thepiratebay
You're an actual genuine retard.

>>716240387
KEK, this guy should start looking for a real job instead of shilling in this site for his failed game

>>716266785
Why are they so gay now?

>>716267714
Wrong, I pirate most games and I talk about them here often, make webms and discuss the gameplay, I did buy onirism because it was cheap enough and to help the devs, I never buy games over 20 bucks though.

>>716268632
you sound scared there. scared the game gets more attention this september eh?

>>716247595
You are one obsessed faggot that's for sure

>>716264067
This guy post his model edits of Carol. They look pretty good. There's even a Miku.
https://baraag.net/@BrutoMcrugen/media

>>716240223 (OP)
Just so I understand, this is a cunny game right? Is the girl cute?

>>716240223 (OP)
I'm hyped af

>>716268330
I mean if you don't post hard evidence don't be surprised when someone throws an anecdote at your anecdote.
>>716268538
I have a VPN and can very easily buy games on DLsite (in fact, I own Monobeno on there along with several Sage titles).
Not buying games means I don't have sunk cost fallacy. I can drop shitty games whenever without feeling bad and won't delude myself (and others) that they're good just because I spent money on them; which I assume probably goes for at least one person on this thread. If the game is good enough I'll buy it after I've played it.

But speaking of metroidvanias (and buying after playing) I pirated La Mulana which I shill in every metroidvania thread I visit (while simultaneously shitting on Hollow Knight for only having 90º angles) and Environmental Station Alpha which I eventually ended up getting a free key for from a friend.

>>716268979
you be the judge

>>716268979
The cutest.

>>716268979
depends on how you feel about the french

any requests for oppai edits on illustrations?

>>716270148
How about this one?

She is growing too powerful...

>>716270642
Left is hotter.

>>716270743
she needs to be smaller

Reminder that Blueberry is canonically a bottom

>carol, where are you going?
>sir, to pick up the newest member of the c team

so are these threads no longer jannied on sight? what happened? not that i'm complaining

>>716269283
>PvP
>In a game with 46 concurrent players at most
Wut

>>716271009
She's the only one who can complete the mission

>>716270319
illustrations as in 2d

>>716240223 (OP)
This is the weirdest game I've ever played. I mean, it's not bad if you're drunk or high or something, but how did they come up with this shit? I got it. I could come up with a game like this. How about, you're a shark? And you gotta shake palm trees 'til trains fall down. And you put the trains in an apple and then turkeys come and eat the apples, and then the turkeys go up waterfalls and to get them down, you have to collect monkey butts. So you drop the monkey butts on power lines and... BWOOOMP

>>716271269
>he actually fell for the propaganda
Oh no no no no...

>>716271398
You can check SteamDB and Charts with ease anon, and seeing how all 12 autists that play this game don't like the idea of pirating I doubt the servers will be full with non-steam users.

>>716249297
Is there any reason what so ever to use "put to sleep" instead of "killed" when 10 year olds are playing all kinds of shooter games? I assume Fortnite says "killed" in the message?

>>716271503
>he doesn't know
>he WILL keep making an ass out of himself

>>716271303
I don't have any decent 2D images of Carol. How about this one >>716270642

>>716271398
>Perfect Dark's Superdragon.
Nice.

>bots
Oh, that's really really sad.

>>716271850
Yeah, it's sad that it took you this long to realize. Retard.

>>716271850
It makes sense since the game doesn't have multiplayer yet.

We're at like four fucking years of shilling this game on /v/ and it hasn't produced a fanbase.

>>716266785
I think they should kiss and have sex.

>>716271953
i thought that was a selling point of the game
are porn mods genuinely the only reason to buy this game?

>>716272191
I guess you don't mind if we make it another 2 or 3 years, then.

>>716272289
It's actually mainly a single-player game.

>>716272289
>I thought [inane, idiotic thought]
Stop thinking, it suits you better.

>>716241840
pantsu! NOW!

>>716272332
your game is boring nintendie slop, sorry lol.

>>716273198
>nintendie slop
So you're saying it belongs on this board and should have a thread up at all times. Gotcha.

>>716272191
I bought this game 5 years ago.

I think /v/ is the only place on the internet that talks about this game, which makes Onirism a 4chan game and Nobeta is a Reddit game btw.

>>716274618
You faggots are so comically easy to BTFO it's unreal. >>716249094
>inb4 N-NOOOO THAT DOESN'T COUNT

>>716274826
whatever lets you sleep at night

>>716274826
Onirism is /ourgame/, get over it.

Will Visa and Mastercard be after Carol's ass, or are we safe?

I'm only interested in Nobeta's butt, no thanks.

>>716276354
We know, Carol.

>>716276354
No butta

>>716272191
it would have only 2 players (devs) if it didn't have a fanbase

>>716277908
Based

>>716270148
>>716271303
This doable?

>>716277908
die

>>716278286
Why am I brown in this image?

>>716278535
It might be just dark anon green. I never paid attention.

will he livestream his suicide if the game flops?

>>716276495
Erm... CAROLBROS?!
>>716278535
Why else would Carol be beating the shit out of you?

>>716278535
because you're a little shiieeet

>>716246937
>>716249094
I am simply refuting this point >>716246937 where one of your "selling points" is simply the fact it has sex mods for your little girl character. No skin off my nose, if you want to do the sex offender shuffle go right ahead. Just don't pretend like the game is anything other than what you are actually here for

>>716278760
Thanks for the edit anon

>>716278850
>Why else would Carol be beating the shit out of you?
Because black guys are having sex with her girlfriend Nobeta maybe.

At least 3 years of this horseshit. Likely more. When will the madness end?

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/621904109/#621904109

>>716279307
I made that thread btw

The schizotard has arrived to keep the thread securely bolted to the front page again.

>>716240223 (OP)
sorry anon Im faithful to hat girl.

i think blueberry SUCKS

>>716279836
Muh dick.

>>716249420
Why Spics poster are so fucking noticeable?, You're in a site where you can call anyone Niggers without repercussions and you're fucking censoring Americans?

>>716278867
Anubia is also brown

>>716280247
but she's pretty and funny, unlike (you)

any new anubia drops?

>>716271661
It makes sense ingame, as the game happens in and is centred around carol's dreams. It's also cute.
That game mode is called napmatch (as opposed to death match). There are a few other modes that are also puns.

>>716281473
images are too big to be posted here but renderanon made some new ones you can find on the other chan

>>716267717
Literal fetal alcohol syndrome lookin' ass.

>>716267717
It's weebs that cannot fathom cuteness outside their noseless blobs.

im a weeb and i think carol's design and model are cute

>>716279975
I literally cannot type am*rica properly without physically throwing up.

>>716282394
it's american, not american't

>>716267717
Carol is cute. CUTE!

>>716241316
>The game will be met with undeserved apathy from the normalfags
Did the game even have ANY advertising aside from appearing for several seconds in an indie game stream that ran for multiple hours?
Most people aren't even aware that it exists, even among degenerates who would've bought it.

>>716240387
>single player early acess
graphfags are so retarded

>>716282948
Multiple indie showcases and a pre-covid game con.
More recently the publisher Shoreline games had made few posts on twatter, but used the old blocky Carol model for some god damn reason.

>>716241840
>>716272653
Game is censored with black void. DEI crap.

Which princess dress looks better on carol? I prefer the blue dress but unfortunately it changes her hair colour too. Overall package I think the red one,not sure.

>>716283045
>single player early acess
So? Witchfire peaked at over 125 times Carol's peak and does 4-5x of the peak daily.
And the funniest part is that Witchfire was exclusive to EGS for a year so a lot of the players aren't even on Steam.

>>716283435
>shorts
LMAO, fell for it again award. Meanwhile French comics and animations have zero issues showing panties shots. Really makes you think!

>>716263060
>Don't you ever get tired of taking the exact same screencap every single thread? Just reuse the same file, everyone knows it's you anyway.

Yeah, might as well reuse it since the player count is always the same. lmao

I'm serious: are we gonna get a suicide by cop if this thing flops? He's put in 6 years of his life to this and it's clearly some kind of dream game for him but it's only legacy is him spamming it on /v/ and ceaselessly being mocked for it.

>>716283435
nooooooo!

>>716283435
>not panties

genuine game question
if i get the game now would it hold me out until the update or would it just be better to wait

>>716284531
Hold you out, as in how many hours you'd spend until the end?
I'd say you could spend about 15-18 hours on story mode if you go exploring and grinding for currency to buy weapon and outfits and not just rush to the end.
More hours spent if you enjoy the arcade activities of the CoD zombie mode or the multiplayer maps with bots.

oh boy the daily Onirism astroturf thread
how has OP been shilling this game for YEARS and the playercount has stated the same?

>>716283624
>check French comics out of curiosity
>it's real
We're getting cucked aren't we?

>>716285012
Because he refuses to just upload the game and have people try it out before buying it while increasing word of mouth in the process.

>>716283990
Don't listen to the stream chart this fag went to the official discord of game and talked trash to choco about the 32(now 40) all time players and choco pulled up his dev steam panel to show how many people bought the game and it's around 14k. When the game comes out of EAs it will probably be around 25k or more

>>716285012
He's fooling no one. Everyone knows it's the single dev behind it despite all the defensiveness. Threads on /v/ prove the game is alive or something?

Anyone have THAT Carol drawing from yesterday?

>>716286137
Steam charts have never been wrong. It's official data directly from Steam you pathetic samefagging nigger.

>>716286193
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716090760/#q716207438
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716090760/#716208672

This one?

>>716286357
Yeeees! Thanks anon

I am looking forward to playing this games pvp with anons

>>716283202
They're afraid of the fingies

How is she so powerful?

>>716288447
A Hat in Time: launched, successful.

Carol's Game: 6 years in development.

criminal how they only stopped at a hat in time and then nothing else

>>716289049
They made that tranny game . Nico something

>>716289165
Here comes Nico!

>>716289165
Pretty sure they only published that

>>716288736
Don't forget the censorship.

>>716288736
A Hat in Time: one trick pony.

Onirism: More content than what AAA studios churn out over the years.

>>716278286
these clean pixel ones take me a while to do

>>716290115
Oh nooo, do not crush me with those massive mammaries!

Yes, Borderlands 4 comes out

>>716288736
Does Carol's Game have hidden tranny flags in the levels?

>>716290404
fortunately no

>>716290404
Hat Kid's game has Jontron in it whilst Yooka Laylee felt the need to fire him

>>716291892
probably a good thing since yooka laylee turned out to be trash

>>716290404
No but it has censored panties which is an aberration by french standards.

Buy an ad.

>>716292353
this is the ad
see you at e3!

>>716240223 (OP)
im honestly actually out of the loop, the last oni update ruined all my costume mods and while I was updating them, I noticed only like 1/3rd of them were even compatible with the new update and people were saying theres another in the pipeline so just wait for that, all I know is hair customisation is coming so blonde carol can be made permanent

is this THE update? the 1.0 its done go ahead and mod in all the sex, or, is it just another area or something. I really just want to skip to the part where mods stop fucking breaking.

>>716292828
1.0 is the full, out of early access release

>>716242250
and yet, ive never made it past the first area.
I remember finding a temple of sorts with some water in it, and a village near the outer wall of the first area with some mooks
I just edge to pantyshots then cum to the kid having sex then close the game before making and major progress
Im sure the game is great and all, but over the year or so ive played it I only have a few hours into it.

>just play it like a regular game then anon
I cant the kid is just too damn sexy.

Why is 75% of the thread seething at this games mere existence?

If you could show Carol anything and she has to stare at it for 5 minutes - what would you show her?

>>716294190
An episode of SpongeBob

>>716294190
My cat_

>>716272653
>pantsu
>NOW!

Cringe my dude she goes nopan and if the dress is too short/very expensive frilly and pretty. She sticks on a rectangular knee band-aid. Covers her "nudity&shame" while still being nopan AND AND if anyone notices. It causes them to do a double take, maybe even compulsively peeking trying to figure out what they just witnessed for a millisecond.

>No panties but what the fuck was that i-i-is she a genderless angle a homunculus is it a boy that taped their penis back????
>NOPAN BUT NO VAGINA WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THIS CREATURE WHAT DID I JUST SEE
>Is she a succubus that switches gender on the fly? or do succubus not have genitals before sexual maturity wait do daemons even age or give birth?

>>716294474
The dev is a faggot for censoring panties. Quit defending him.

>>716240387
DELETE THIS

>>716294190
a funny video of my pet budgie terrorizing her toys and bothering me

>>716277908
>>716290115
Oppai Carol nourishes my soul.

>>716283624
>showing panties shots
Full on nudity as long as its candid/voyeur, because its just nudity and not sex/sexual
dead kike on a stick worshipers are super prudes and beyond mentally ill. Having an autistic meltdown over a naked body shows massive societal problems and when its too extreme alla koranimal/hindoodoo/synagogue of satan where said people go herpaderp we must rape this whore she is naked this is what god wants god totally wants us disrespecting the human form and comiting rape because someone is wearing cloths a creation of fucking man a creation of vanity a literal sin when every religion shows the first man god created as always being naked&pure because theyre an uncorrupred animal as of yet

>>716295562
Explain why french comics show those fine but this game won't?

>>716294509
>Quit defending him.
Is this bait? Valve would delist the game, all some tranny would have to do is cry to visa/paypal/How valve is supporting yet another pedo game here look a girl in underwear this model under the dress it has underware instead of blackness reeeee.
Save me visa, think of the children think of le heckin trans rights punish valve visa punish them threaten them to remove the game!

>>716295801
You're literally retarded. Valve would have removed Neptunia years ago if that was a problem.

>>716241961
Looks like a fake phone game.
The fact this is a webm someone made, this is as good as it gets

Are the current cracks able to play the mod?

>>716257651
>I really wish my favorite game went mainstream!
Who'd want that?

wait i thought lolicons posted this game just to rotate their IRRELEVANT TIME WASTING QUESTION OPs, but is dev legit shilling here? lmao
what i don't get is why you lot still pretend these threads are about the actual games, i remember motherfuckers sandbagging hat in time threads with shadposting even it was new

>hurdur you posted i have already won
yeah-yeah, whatever you say, but my autism beams are stronger

I do wonder why this game have such a good lewd mod when Ahit, an actual popular game, have a way inferior one

>>716295856
Neptunia had massive hype and was clearly going to make a fuckload of sales. Censoring the game would just piss off asians a lot. Valve did have a anime hating unironic literal tranny for awhile but they were fired for being beyond bias and unprofessional. Also people at visa paypal and etc legit do have people whos bullshit job is to find stuff they dont like and violates their bullshit illegal TOS threatening companies to remove X or else!


I really hope gayben and valve start to take a firm stand as well as bitch to the government how what visa is doing is blatantly illegal on so many levels as their monopoly makes it basically impossible not to use them and forcing a company to lose millions in sales and anger customers because valve is a private company that refuses to submit to zoinistic tyranny and "companies" have heavily invested into epic enraged people wont use epics shitty store instead support valve. who once again refuse parahasidic leeches controlling everything about the company and its playersbase allowing them to think and act freely instead of being programmed to do the right thing like the filthy fucking goyim they are.

Free speech consooomer rights creativity/originality with no censorship monopolies or predatory businesses practices like most repulsive of all owning anything instead of paying to rent X subscription services are the future. All of the above is beyond evil and antisemtic it targets jews their way of life and how they make a living, its 2025 having such options&thoughts is beyond dangerous its backwards and it needs to end companies should not be allowed to be privately held unless owned by a (((private equity firm/hedge fund))) that cares only for the profits of investors and fully knows what they are doing.

>>716296521
(Current) Carol is way hotter

>>716296742
You're beyond retarded. Stop fearmongering. The game is censored because the dev is a huge faggot.

>>716296768
Honestly fair

>>716296521
ue3 is shit that's why

but also saying is inferior is kinda dumb, because you can go online with it and there's a cock mod that you can shoot and it syncs with other players

So... any Carol fans here looking forwards to Diana's game too?

What does the C stand for?

>>716299954
This and DokeV. Also waiting for inZoi mods.

>>716295798
French comics of which era? Loli has been banned there in 2013, during the socialist Hollande government.

>>716240223 (OP)
Better hope for a twitter outrage on this game cause that's the only way it'll get attention

>>716300142
Loli has never been banned and we have multiple comics with nudity and panties shots. Le Petit Spirou is still on going as we speak.

is the publisher ever gonna do anything to promote this game?

>>716300525
Aside from few twitter posts using outdated model?

Even years later the team remains strong

>>716270642
>>716266785
tell me the artist behind these images right now or you will be smothered and suffocated by a cunny in your sleep

>>716300992
I think It's OlivaOil, but baraag doesn't have the images. It just eels the same style.

>>716301173
Now you mention it, I agree!

>wake up
>the thread is up
I'm definitely not complaining.

>>716302963
She's beautiful

>>716303934
rhinoceros beetle

>>716304023
She probably thinks those are cool as fuck

>>716303934
Pathétique!
https://files.catbox.moe/ttlnxc.webm

>>716304967
AAAAAAAAAAH MY DICK!!!

>>716261098
lel

>>716261038
I really hope Choco will give us lore about these gumblins. Feels like it's incomplete at the moment with how they just function as just another of carol's obstacle. same goes for those mermaids in al-hibdae's sea.

>>716260421
you can PARRY with this thing? no downsides? no ammo cost, no chip damage? what the fuck. I didnt know.

>>716290115
Basé

>>716261057
people said its op, i have the holy grenade but i fail to see whats so great about it

i am curious but scared of the idea of

oppainubia

>>716305618
It WAS op. It had like a one second cooldown before they fixed it so you could just spam it.

>>716305618
It WAS great then the thing only had 3 second cooldown. You could spam it.
It was later nerfed.

>>716305618
on day 1, it had only about 1 second cool down so you were able to spam them like having the catch skull on. choco 'fixed' that though...

>>716305656
I'm aware of only one instance of it and no sauce.
Turbo torpedo tits.

>>716305659
>>716305672
>>716305715
well turns out i have a free slot now, what should i use?

>>716305751
yeah saw this one before but not a fan....

>>716305805
I always carry perfume bombs with me, the constant area damage is great.

I have a sneaking suspicion.
A doubt is eating away at me.
I think I may actually like this gameplay and that I may actually genuinely buy this game.

>>716305567
look at the stamina bar anon

perfume is one of my go to gadgets. another good aoe gadget are the sprinklers.

>>716283483
>a lot of the players aren't even on Steam.
Neither are Carols players, because you don't need steam running to play her game.

Seek help.

Alright, this is an open request for any would be artists here.
A redraw of this Boku no Pico cover that I can't find a bigger reference for through my google-fu.
Redrawn with Blueberry as Pico.

Call it Blubby no Pico or Boku no Blueby or something more creative.

The game already has a Sexy Beach 2 reference, so this wouldn't be off the beaten path.

>>716306172
heh, beaten

>>716306067
hang on this actually looks fun
I thought this just was pedoslop

>>716306658
The discussion quality about thr game on /v/ really doesn't do it justice.
This game comes out the same month as Borderlands 4 btw. Choco might be going toe to toe against Randy.

>>716306028
oh, well not that big of a downside

>>716261038
>after spewing his commiefornia brain bile for everyone to see
QRD?

>>716307081
Hating on "the subject".

>>716307191
the "subject of the game" is not even that different from his own...

>shitposters help the thread take off like a rocket once more
Another astonishing Carol victory once again.

I love the new ''melee'' weapons and staffs, guns are boring. The sword, the axe, the hammer are really fun to use. And the megumin staff.

>>716307273
We won bros, we might get a new all time Steam CCU peak of 45!

>>716307895
Chartfags really only exist to be BTFO by this game at every turn.

>>716307191
what the fuck did he mean by this

>>716308453
"Playing as 10 year old girl is icky" is what he meant.

>>716307191
big mistake angering the onirism gang
those autists don't quit

>>716240223 (OP)
better buy it now before some rabid karens get it banned

I don't understand the hate
I liked the game enough as a third person shooter, it's nice that it's pretty twitchy. My only problem with it is the requirements for something that looks like a fucking 360 game

>>716310287
Hypothetically, what would these Karens say that could get Onirism banned?

>>716310384
Implied sexualization of underage feet.

>>716310448
Nothing sexual about this

>thread still up
CarolGODs... I kneel

>>716240387
it's literally the weirdest fucking forced meme ever
how fucking mentally ill is OP?

>>716310718
He's been making these threads for his game and gay discord server for over 5 years now.

>>716310898
Where are the links?

>>716307191
Did he take the shitposting on /v/ about the game seriously, even going as far as linking the lewd mod to the game, instead of looking at the game by himself?
What manner of autism is this?

>>716311074
someone that's pursuing a moral high ground

>>716286137
>7 years of work
>14k sales
>rounding the price to an extremely generous $20 and assuming every single sale was bought at full price
>$280k for 7+ YEARS of work and endless shilling

holy fuck i'd kill myself, what a waste of time

>>716311575
>holy fuck i'd kill myself
Might as well because you WILL keep seeing hundred post threads like this one.

>>716283990
I'm serious: are we gonna get a suicide by cop if this thing succeeds? We've been mocking it and implying its vaporwave/forced meme every time we see it on /v/, but it just won't die, and it might actually be a fully released game in just over a month. How will we cope?

>>716310370
The hate is because Onirism fans used to invade and spam Nobeta and Hat Kid's threads, they were very annoying back then. Personally I like Onirism but people tend to forget that.

>>716312567
She kissed Carol after that.

>>716243821
>one of the best sex mods of all time
May I see it?
Lewd plugin is complete garbage

>>716283990
Some people do things for passion, not for popularity or money. Those are nice extras.
I know people who spent a lot of time on things they themselves only enjoy, without earning shit.

>>716310563
y-yeah...what he said!

>>716310065
CAROL BROS RISE UP
WE DO NOT FORGIVE
WE DO NOT FORGET

>>716292828
>>716292871
You realize everybody can tell this is blatant samefaggotry right?

>>716311863
100 posts of calling you a failure while you reply to yourself, bro i'm pulling up to every thread, everyone loves to point and laugh at a lolcow

>>716262317
I wish there was enough that I could be fatigued

>>716313121
>seething retard keeps bumping each and every thread so his fellow seething retards can come in to piss and shit themselves about how they keep seeing threads
Truly a hell of your own making.

>>716264447
>Bare feet with an anklet
Shilling successful, I will now play your game. Take notes wuchang and stellar blade.

>>716313114
>schizo now thinks someone who genuinely replies to someone else is samefagging

you just love to see it

Ready to go to the Moo?

>>716313430
7 years man

7
fucking
YEARS

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Reminder that all you need to do to get this faggot to fuck off is report the OP for advertising.

>>716313737
MOOOOO

>>716313774
That's how long we will keep making threads for, yes.

>>716313737
>zebes

UOOOOH

Memes and shitflinging aside the game actually looks pretty fun, but can you play multiplayer online?

>>716313908
Not yet, but that will come with the full release in a month. Personally, that's the big thing I'm waiting for.

>>716313908
1.0 should have online multiplayer, you can play multiplayer and co-op but it's local splitscreen

>>716313780
So why didn't it work for you this time?

>>716314030
>>716313780
Or the previous thread?

>>716271296
so this is pragmata everyone been talking about? Huh...

>>716313737
Carol in a cow?

>>716271296
The aesthetic is just Starfield.

>>716306172
Fag

>>716314661
It's a sterile Corporation moon base.
>>716314691
Yes?

>>716314661
>starfield invented NASA

i cant wait to play multiplayer with all my fellow carolposter bros :)

>>716314951
Even THAT guy?

>>716315028
anyone who professes to love carol, i will befriend

>>716315028
What guy?

>>716315143
You know.... That weirdo...

>>716315143
Larry

>>716315062
She said no...

>>716315172
The guy who prefers Carol's old model?

>>716315236
From accounting?

>>716315062
>>716315585
And she bit off the gem...

>>716290115
Next time don't be a coward, okay?

If the devs want this game to become well-known, they should have a vtuber play it.

>calls other cowards
>posts oppaishit
Oppaifags are vermin, as evidenced by the ones ITT who can't create and are forced to spread their faggotry with shitty edits.

The first Oppai Carol pic wasn't even an edit, try again.

>>716316725
I don't even get it
There's already billions of characters with breasts, why go out of your way to partake in the circlejerk of a character you don't like

>>716316886
>has to bring up a years old picture because that's the only good oppai Carol picture
The state of oppaitards.

It's funny how a pair of boobs can offend pedophiles that much.

>>716317086
You're trying too hard to be offensive

>>716317265
Which part of my post is offensive?

>>716317348
None, but I can tell you're trying by making blacked edits and boob edits, then you're too scared to even reply to posts that own you

>>716317424
I'm just doing what the guy did.

>>716317492
You're doing me a frighten is what you're doing

>>716317424
>boob edits are trying to be offensive
calm down snowflake, just hide what you don't like, this isn't your safespace

>>716251008
>>716250301
TF with minus 20gb of pizza

>>716313780
that usually works, wonder why it didnt today

>>716317559
Take it easy, there's nothing to be scared of.

>>716317568
you sound like someone with a nice pair of tits

>>716317681
>is this a video game discussion on my video game board???
>THIS WILL NOT STAND!1111
Holy reddit.

>>716317681
>being THIS demoralized over seeing a thread for a game you are obsessed with reach hundreds and hundreds of posts
Another overwhelming anti-Onirismfag loss.

>>716317917
Samefagging hundreds of replies is not impressive holy shit

>>716318172
You're right. The impressive part is keeping a tard like you leashed to the thread so you can seethe at it over the course of 500 posts.

>>716318172
>ivyfag
is it over for Onirism doubters?

Is there any point to this game apart from the sex mod?

>thread still up
>on track to hit bump limit
hu-what?!

>>716318412
fun

>>716318412
Shootan, adventuran, the humor, the music, the monster girls, the bonus modes, and the upcoming multiplayer.

>>716250301
ive just checked, im up to 63GB
but then I also had to delete my old folder once, and so probably would be at around 80-100gb if I didnt.

>>716318412
It's a 6/10 shooter, if that interests you.

>>716318412
The sex mod does nothing for me, it feels like vulgar cuck porn. Being nude is still fun though.

>>716313430
why is she so fucking sexy?

>>716311575
>$280k
How is that bad? What the fuck are you making? Half a million a year?

>>716295801
theres nothing inherently sexual about panties, anon. All girls wear them under their dresses, we dont HAVE to censor them just because someone decided so.
asking valve to ban pantsu is admitting YOU find little girl panties sexual.

>>716311575
>14k sales
Where is this number coming from? Aren't there only like 100 owners on Steam?

>>716318875
I don't know if you're suggesting that there are only 100 people using Steam.

>>716318970
ESL moment.

>>716318875
Allow me to enlighten you. It's really fucking funny to me that the guy you're replying to has to bring up wages instead of le playerchart numbers because he fundamentally acknowledges the game does in fact have an audience.

>>716318796
In 7 years I've made $650k. Yeah, 90% of it goes to taxes, bills, rent, and retirement funds, but hey, it only absorbs my life 12 hours a day 5 days a week! Way better than Choco's hobby job!

>>716319061
Ok if 16k people own the game how the hell do you explain this >>716240387 ?

The numbers just don't add up.

Sometimes I get the feeling that you guys are pretending to be retarded just so these threads can exist.

>>716319137
I don't have to explain shit. The 11,266 figure is a screenshot from Choco's very own Steamworks dev page.

>>716319353
>Source: Dude trust me bro
I'm gonna need more concrete evidence than that, or I'm just going to go with the publicly available data (Steam charts).

>>716317681
Mods must be paying attention to the Visa and MC drama.

>>716319435
Very well, you want concrete evidence? I'll show you concrete evidence. Picture related is from Steamdb, showing numbers which match up with the sales, margin of error and all. The associated services in the image use Steam's public profile data, the same data used by Steamcharts. The point here is, if you take Steamcharts' word as the ultimate truth, then you literally CANNOT not also take this data as truth. I await your cope with bated breath.

>>716319137
I can try to explain
First of all, that number is measuring people playing at the same time, not game owners.
Here's some factors that would cause this number to be low:

1. We're talking about a game that hasn't released (a game's release is where the peak in player count normally happens).
2. The game has accumulated its players slowly over time, rather than all at once, because it has had a long dev time with open early access.
3. This is not an online game. There's no reason to play it online. Steamcharts can only see players that are online.
4. Some players choose to hide Onirism for some reason, meaning again, Steamcharts can't see it.

>>716319876
holy fuark, 50k sales!?

where's the customization update, choco?

>>716319876
All those players? In the epstein files.
Every one.

Why does Carol keep smiling at me like that?

>>716320191
It is a mystery.

I still love Carol.

>>716240779
>>716244494
alright i'm back, i bought last night and jacked off until i passed out but i wanted you to know i did bought buyeded

>>716320569
Holy BASED.

>>716320569
You don't live with other people, do you?

>>716320968
Not that Anon, but how's that relevant? Have you not heard of personal space? I share my steam library with my gf, too. Big fucking deal.

>>716320191
She knows that you know.

Any person who unironically plays this let alone downloads the mods should be shot in the street like the dog they are.

>>716320968
That's one of the benefits of being old enough to be here, so probably not.

>>716320569
yeah, I remember my first fap to the mod too. heh.

>>716321121
Ultrakill trannies don't have to worry about that because the only one shooting them will be themselves.

>>716320968
i don't, but even when i did i'm a deal with it kind of guy, i've been caught jacking off by all of my roommates in the past and i don't really care and they don't really care
well my one roommate was kind of awkward about it when she walked in on me jerking off to mommy roleplay porn, but that's just because she's really nice and one of those "empath" hippies, so she thinks everything is a big deal, but eventually i convinced her it didn't matter and gave her a hug, aside from that though never was a problem and then now yea i live alone

>>716321104
I just imagined someone walking in on him passed out and covered in cum, and thought it was funny, that's all

>>716321507
So a hysterical hippie walked in on you masturbating, and you responded by approaching her and giving her a hug, thus pressing your erect sopping cock against her? That's a cool power move, honestly.

>>716321121
>traniekill poster
>being on a high horse
LMAO

>>716321668
lmao, no it was like a month later she came and talked to me about how bad she felt about it and we talked it out and in the end she was on the verge of crying and asked me if she could have a hug
i should've done it the way you said, that would've been smarter

>>716321668
What else was he supposed to do, wipe his dick with a tissue?

>>716321121
I assume you mean shot by a foam bullet from a little girl's plastic gun as she runs around her garden
Or perhaps a water pistol from an excited little girl splashing around in a pool on a hot day

>>716322007
Both of those girls are in just panties or naked, naturally

>>716318656
automakes it goty cause there no other shooter made this year

>>716322485
Another?

Another of many countless colossal victories under the mighty belt of CarolGODS.

>>716322085
Possibly. My local beach has naked kids on it every summer.

>>716322517
>he doesn't know

>>716322571
>beach
>naked kids
That's NOT the norm in some countries? What the fuck. Lol.

>>716322526
In one part it looks like she's masturbating her penis.

>>716314661
It's Starfield that just copypasted a Nasapunk style

>>716271296
I like how he put in the "space mountain"

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Yet another win for my fellow onichads

>>716271296
I hate enemies that run straight at you and jumpscare your first person view
I find it more satisfying to take down a big slow enemy
I wish the dev added big robots that lost parts as you damaged them or something, that would be really satisfying

>>716323872
There's a boss fight as you described