Eat plasma fire!

w-woo dawn of war thread

Just post the sexy tau women. But not the gross cowtit ones.

>>716257692
you can tell me what to do

>>716257692
>>716257770
Can we get a normal Tau thread for once?

>>716258109
Not if you want the thread to live past 50 posts

>>716257228 (OP)
hope for a potential DOW4

>still no kroot mechs

>>716258217
It will happen if the hd remake sells well

>>716258109
Coolest RTS army by far. Honestly the only thing I didn't like about it is that they didn't lean more heavily on the multispecies angle by including the other Auxiliaries. Having access to Gue'vesa troops would have been neat.

>>716258336
>kroot mechs
>its just kroot that got a little too experimental with their cuisine after a fight with Necrons

>>716258202
Even with big tau milkers I doubt this thread is going to last long.

>>716258336
>kroots in XV25 style melee oriented exo armors
it's honestly a better idea than anything GW made since the plague marines rework

>>716258336
>kroot mech
>it's just a carnivore on a pair of painted bamboo stilts with feathers and a punt gun

Reminder thar xenos don't matter, and they never will. Making games focused on xenos is always going to be a mistake.

Crusty jugglers

>>716258109
No. The only redeeming quality for those ranged cows is the smut.

>>716257228 (OP)
Is it true that the tau made a greater good god in the warp?

>>716264569
Most armies are ranged in 40kand they have the kroot.

>>716257228 (OP)
i sure hope that them removing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA from the trailer isn't a sign of whats to come in the actual remaster.

>>716264223
Space Marines and the Imperium are the gayest part of 40K and shit like this is further proof that their fans the most insufferable part of the community.

>>716264569
Kill yourself

>>716264703
It was the Humans in the Tau empire that say the Greater Good as a religion instead of a ideology. Apparently Humans have a track record of making religions out of things that those who rule over them don't want to be religions.

>>716264569
If a Fire Warrior had such huge fucking tits that it reduced their combat effectiveness they would 100% be forced to get breast reduction surgery by her higher ups.

>>716257228 (OP)
Tau propaganda thread

>>716257770
>>716264569
More big tiddie Taus please. I didn't realize I needed this.

>>716265481
Sorry your gay aliens aren't important. At least Marines still sell enough to keep the NPCs on life support.

>>716267349
I find it hard to believe any with tau experience is ignorant of the blueberry phenomenon
irregardless, here

Gas the blueberries

>>716268589
>Posts the two most irrelevant factions in the setting

>>716259935
Anon...You know what happens to a Kroot if her eats necrodermis right?

>>716257770
>>716264569
they don't look like that

>>716264569
>>716257692
nobody cares about the stereotypical asian tau. how does it feel that anytime they come up its just to post mid art coomer art of the women? also, I know you're the sperg that hates the best part of 40k (marines and imperium) >>716265481
get fucked you'll never get a tau centered game or anything but imperium :D

question about tau, how the fuck are they even like a real faction when ALL tau, all of them, are in THIS one tiny piece of the galaxy? i get they have scary guns but their representation seems vastly exaggerated
apparantly everything about tau we've ever seen or heard has happened in this single area since they don't have FTL travel?

>>716275252
The Tau have had a black hole that takes them to other parts of the galaxy for like half a decade now.

>>716275785
a decade in the timeline of 40k or a decade, like since 2015

>>716275252
They are a relatively new rising empire so they don't have much territory. Plus because they only control a small sector of the galaxy, nobody care enough to put resource in fighting them. The Imperium don't want to waste resource fighting Tau when they have bigger problem to deal with, Ork are fucking everywhere but Ork kinda hate fighting Tau due to their nature, Necron, Eldar and D.Eldar also have bigger thing to worry about. Really the only major threat the Tau ever face were Nurgle Invasion and the Tyranid.
>how the fuck are they even like a real faction when ALL tau, all of them, are in THIS one tiny piece of the galaxy
You do know that a galaxy is ridiculous big, right? Even a tiny section like that is still fucking big.

>>716275873
Latter

>>716275252
What everyone else said plus they're supposed to be a stand-in for all the the small empires dotting the galaxy we don't really see.

>>716275252
Sometimes you have to stop thinking logically about things in 40k. Look at the distance from Earth to Ultramar and the Eye of Terror and yet Ultramar was part of the Imperium long before the Eye was found.

>Guardsblob with grenade launchers keeps knocking you over
Psssh.... nothin personal "shas la"

>>716265481
I mean they're like 90% of the success of the setting. People like aliens, but the like them distant. They're like black people. They're fine with fighting them or having one cool funny alien in the party, but no one really wants to play as them.

>>716281443
Ad mech here, when you're done with them just dump them on the electrified volcano conveyor belt.