>this character made gamers piss and shit their diapers out of fear
holy fuck gamers are such faggots

Cassandra scared me stiff.

probably the character ive jerked off to the most honestly

>>716259738 (OP)
>fear
I don't think anyone who played Village felt even a remote amount of fear during her section except maybe in the basement

Lady D is the most astroturfed safehorny character of all time. She is literally so ugly and sexually unappealing. Her daughters, Mother Miranda, and even the puppet bitch are infinitely more attractive than the man-faced 9 foot tall dyke in a tacky dress

>>716260154
NOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST WORSHIP UGLY OLD MISANDRIST HAGS YOU HECKIN INCEL CHUD.

>>716259738 (OP)
Why does her skin look like paint?

Imagine the size of her feet

>>716259738 (OP)
>character is the spotlight of the marketing
>only relevant for the first 1-2 hours of the game
biggest bait and switch ever

>>716259738 (OP)
>big dommy mommy
You mean cum in their diapers.

>>716260154
Really ironic to make a post like this when safe horny was a term astroturfed by a micro e-celeb from the gaymergayte era and his discord and twitter tranny followers.

>>716260154
>>716260957
We could probably place Lady Dimitrescu as the zenith of "safe horny" marketing. I can't think of any other character that was more pushed by Western marketing as the sexual idyll for heterosexual men. She's large, aggressive, homely in dress and crude in speech. But I guess because she's got enormous breasts and a big butt the average guy should be thankful of her existence.

And I'm not going to sit here and act like she's not hot. Of course she is, but when she's pretty much the *only* heavy-breasted white woman ogled by the media, you need to wonder how dire things are when that's the only piece of meat you can throw at straight guys.

>>716261215
She's a RE boss. Obviously she wasn't going to live to the end of the game.

It didn't. Before Village the last time REfags felt fear was with Mr X in 2make. Nemesis was an annoying fuck so he doesn't count. Before Village came out people were already jerking it to her

>>716261679
see >>716261630

>>716261037
In game lore is she has some unnamed blood disease and needs to drink blood and consume organs to maintain her health. I think there actually is a disease like that IRL which can be treated with medicine but also organ meat and blood (not just human, beef or chicken organs work as well). There was a CSI episode about it.

>>716261630
What's ironic about it? Words get co-opted all the time. Even if that guy coined the term, it's grown well beyond what they intended with it. Like how "woke" used to be used sincerely until it became a byword for liberal excess. Besides, it's an excellent term to describe what are effectively diet soda sex symbols flaunted by the media as the "hottest thing ever..."

And when Japan continues to pump out heavy-breasted teenagers with sincere affection toward their male counterparts, we can see it for what it is. Neo-puritanicalism sold under the pretense of feminism.

>>716261784
See >>716261878
I don't care if a tranny made the term, it's a good term.

>>716261878
The intent is exactly the same, retard. The entire concept is just more deranged culture warrior niggerbabble from Twitter, doesn't matter if it's red or blue colored, it's still culture war niggerbabble and you MUST go back to Twitter for pushing this faggot shit.

>>716261837
yeah but I mean, right on her tits it looks like actual paint strokes, is she using a lot of makeup or is that her weird blood disease making the skin look like that

>>716261990
She looks like that in game so I assume its her blood disease. But the game also talks about her life before being infected by the parasite and she was a lounge singer so it could be makeup trying to emulate that sultry black and white look.

>>716261630
Do you think this is some sort of gotcha? I couldn't care less about the origins of the term. It's an apt descriptor of the phenomenon I'm describing. Fetishizing misandristic femdom "mommies" has been deemed socially acceptable and unthreatening by feminists. If Lady D was a conventionally attractive female character and actually appealed to straight men with a normal amount of testosterone, do you think the media would've condoned sexualizing her? No, they would've disregarded her fans as incel gooners. We literally see that happening right now with Wuchang

>>716261976
I think you're being disingenuous, anon. It's important to stay abreast of terminology so you can remain engaged with your hobby - and "safe horny" is absolutely a term that has entered the common lexicon. Stuffing wool in your ears and hissing at people to "just ignore it" is largely the reason we got into this mess.

>>716262213
>>716262256
I just simply want you twitter niggers to go back to your shithole website and never return. It's that simple.

How do you get around that face

>>716262331
No.

>>716259738 (OP)
Yawn, safe horny garbage for redditsexuals gayer than actual gay men.
>>716259801
True and based.

>>716262440
At least you're not denying the fact that you're the imageboard equivalent of a sandnigger in Berlin.

>>716261990
i always assumed it was her using crazy amounts of concealer

>>716262547
You have no right to call anyone a tourist when you've clearly been using 4chan for no longer than the past 9 years (and I'm being real generous here). Don't even attempt to act like you're an oldfag

>>716262213
The board is awash with contemporary examples of Baldur's Gate 3 and Stellar Blade's sexuality, too. Often from the same journal and the same journalist. Rancid depictions of "taboo" kinks are beloved while a pretty Korean woman with a fat ass is viewed with suspicion. There's really no way to hide the fact that a double standard exists. Journalists would rather see a man get fucked in the ass by a bear than live with the understanding that a video game character was made under the auspice of appealing to the male gaze.

But of course, those journalists also understand, at some level, which side their toast is buttered. It's why they go after fledgling games whose popularity is still uncertain. You won't ever see Jane Journalist go after 2B, because she is aware how popular 2B is, and trying to decry her enormous ass and thick thighs will get her mocked.
>>716262331
>>716262547
You write like a fed, anon. Did you know that? You're acting incredibly aggressive for what has been a pretty cordial conversation so far. More importantly, you're using what is basically the playbook of slurs. You think, "sandniggers in Berlin" are relevant to this discussion? Please. If you wanted to use that comparison, your screeching for everyone to stay silent is the imageboard equivalent of a Jew yelling at a mob of white men to, "calm down" and "just go away" while they organize against a Muslim rapist.

me running away from the big grey sexy lady

>>716262925
I unironically love sassy, flamboyant gay guys.

>>716262701
Insane projection.
>>716262780
No need to be cordial with your type, didn't read the rest of your post btw

Do you Lady Dimitrescu defenders think it's a coincidence that 90% of her porn is futashit? She only appeals to that crowd of numale

>>716262996
They're pretty funny and entertaining until they open their mouth about politics. They want to behave like stereotypes yet get mad when all the negative connotations get pinned on them.

>>716263039
I mean, the only man that could really satisfy her is Rekin3d's horseguy. But I've always been partial to that kind of porn, I like seeing big girls get with bigger guys. Like centaurs and dragons.

>>716261630
this really set off marchetranny's discord

>>716262630
yeah that makes sense

some of you guys spend too much time getting mad at what other dudes are beating their shit to

>>716263039
Her height activates the neurons that make me want to be dominated. She's going to chase me down and rape me. I'm not into futa but I "get" how futa is only like a half step away from that, it's about being dominated and having no control over the situation

>>716259738 (OP)
>fear
Haha, yes, fear...

>>716263330
>some of you guys spend too much time getting mad at what other dudes are beating their shit to
Bro I would not give a shit what people beat their meat towards if the last decade hasn't been a slow-burn pogrom on scrubbing everything straight men (especially white men) enjoy. We've gone from busty blondes in bikinis or vivacious redheads in our cartoons to Zendaya as a sex symbol. We've regressed to the point even Boomers are laughing at how, "our rock stars have more blood than your rock stars."

>>716259738 (OP)
There is porn of deathclaw, why are you surprised of this?

>>716263537
>"our rock stars have more blood than your rock stars."
What rockstars? Rockstars haven't existed since the mid 2000s

>>716263537
>we've regressed
don't worry it's gonna go further when skynet start to go 100% full swing

>>716259801
Is she the sexiest character in gaming?

>>716263880
>What rockstars?
I don't even know! It was a comment my mother made last I saw her, while she was doom-scrolling her Facebook. She made that chuckle old people make when they want your attention, and had me come over to see some commentary by another Boomer how rock stars in their day went fuckin' hog wild on stage, while Millennial musicians stand there and awkwardly sway while singing their music.

But that's another good point, anon. Rockstars are dead because that culture of masculine excess is dead. I guess it was on the way out before the "woke" era began in 2011, but people just get very suspicious when (usually white) men have a little fun.

>>716264121
Yeah, the death of rock is entirely a race and gender thing. (Black) hip hop and R&B and (womanly) pop completely completely overtook the music industry. I guess we still have country, but modern country is more pop/hip hop than it is actual country. There hasn't been a market for white men for 20 years. We WILL consume shit for blacks and women and we WILL like it

>>716262925

>>716259738 (OP)
guhhh more pls

I WILL NEVER MAKE OUT WITH ALCINA'S PUSSY SO LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING

WHAT MEANING IS THERE TO EXISTENCE IF I CANNOT EAT OUT A GIANT VAMPIRE AT ALL TIMES

Not fat enough

>>716263039
This place used to be full of femdomfags before it became numale coded albeit

>>716263031
We will not stop giving your subversion tactics a name, sorry

>>716259738 (OP)
uh, I think it made gamers spill a different kind of bodiliy fluid