>game-breaking glitch that serves zero purpose remains unpatched since day 1

You're inside a black hole right now.
All universes are the result of a black hole forming.

I heard the the entire universe could potentially be embedded in the 2D surface of a black hole. How could that be if the universe 3 spatial dimensions?

>>716265030
I've heard this theory but I don't understand how black holes inside black holes makes sense.

>>716265030
>You're inside a black hole right now.
And every 4chan post rotates in the same direction too.

>>716264770 (OP)
All physics based on einstein are psuedoscience.

>>716265030
>>716265401
The cooler theory is that black holes are portals, to other dimensions perhaps
>b-but you get crushed to death
Yeah and you get uncrushed from the other side

Singularities from black holes are an artifact of our current models being incomplete and disregarding domain velocity, surreal analysis, and the Luhai calculus of infinities. Black holes are Luhain objects that display a complex identity and a string object.

>>716265898
>you get uncrushed from the other side
Somehow I doubt it's a lossless compression.

>>716264770 (OP)
>IF YOU HATE BLACKE HOLES IT MEANS YOU WANT TO FUCK ONE.

uhhh....maybe?

space is way too scary. why is real life like this?

>>716265943
And yet still no usecase! All they do is float around gobbling information and being useless evaporators.

>>716265943
Yeah can you translate that for people who don't have a PhD?

>>716264770 (OP)
too much gravity breaks the object and instantly glitches and become infinite gravity. instakill if anyone is nearby not really useful glitch

>>716266208
Don't look up what the Milky Way and Andromeda are currently doing.

the universe strait up has overflow errors like this and we still deny living in a simulation

How would a civilisation on a planet that orbits a black hole operate?

>>716266208
most of these articles are bait, we have really only scratched the surface of our understanding of space.

>>716266224
Basically infantismals are another type of complex number that was purposely replaced with limits to remove God from the equation. Limits are fake and infinity equals zero, it is through the rule of three for which gauge, antigauge, and zero are defined. The surreal plane, ω and -ω fit all the definitions of a mathematical group, but have been ignored by the mainstream. They are the integral of the standard plane. Instead they would like to just use 1/ωx over and over again and wonder why they can't solve any partial differential equations.

>>716266208
could that be the origin point of universe. if the big bang theory is true maybe everything exploded from there and are now returning to one point

>>716266415
Why would anyone simulate me taking a shit? What is the point?

>>716266436
it wouldnt

Space is a fake and gay. Stop watching Nigger deGrasse Tyson, morons.

>>716266716
Why not?

why are you cucks always obsessed with BLACK holes?

>>716265030
yeah im inside ur moms black hole right now lol

>>716266208
Can't wait to be part of a universal death battle.

>>716266653
Nearly everything is red-shifting, meaning we're still in the exploding phase of the big bang. There's a lot of unaccounted-for shit, but that much remains true.

>>716264770 (OP)
>he doesn't know about the TON 618 skip

>>716266756
they'd be in complete darkness for one. being so close to massive amounts of radiation wouldn't be great either. then there's no heat from a nearby sun to consider.

We're the exhalation of the universe, it all eventually returns to itself

>>716265030
>you are already inside a black hole
>just by existing you are buck breaking the universe
Now I say, that material existence is mighty peculiar.

>>716265030
literally anything can be inside a black hole, because we definitionally don't know what the fuck it is or what happens inside.

>>716266808
>your brain on american mkultra programming

>>716266208
>Great Attractor
Mah boy, the Great Attractor is also moving towards the Shapley supercluster/attractor. It's most likely a point where the merging galaxies are forming a gravity well, which pulls in more galaxies.
All will melt in the galactic crucible

They don't even know that the surreal roots of the quadratic equation are the integral of their complex roots. Stupid educated retards and dyseducated and need to die.

>>716265401
Jesus fuck, black holes don't exist

None of you made it past basic physics. Fucken hell

>>716267156
last stages of the universe would be interesting. if everyone merges into one galaxy it must be really dense with civilizations

>>716267328
>Jesus fuck, black holes don't exist
I wish they didn't because these useless things just keep eating everything without giving anything back

>>716267328
>Stupid comment
>Unearned sense of superiority
>double spacing
Why does this always go hand in hand?

>>716266208
Redditor award

>tfw we're stuck in a literal galactic backwater hicksville

>>716265892
lol
Photoelectric effect is among the most verifiable things ever little nigga

>>716267342
If we're heading towards the big freeze, then that's what will happen. Galaxy groups will merge into gigantic supergalaxies and voids will become supervoids.
If our theories are correct that is. But the fact that dark flows exists and is pulling galaxies outside of the observable universe puts some holes in most of our theories.

>>716267342
Honestly I wouldn't want to be immortal, but the destruction of the universe would be cool to see

>>716267876
>Ok so
>*hits blunt*
>Electrons are real n sheeit... but uhh we cant tell you their EXACT position relative to atom they are cuz uhhh...
>*makes up a bunch psuedointellectual jargon like superpositions and quantum mechanics*
>Hahaha shiiiet
In reality we dont know what the hell we're talking about.

>>716267869

>>716265030
Correct, every black hole is a new universe

>>716267985
>Freeze global

What existed before the universe? How did things begin? There has to be a start point but for a start point there has to be something that already exists...

>>716268692
>What existed before
God
>How did things begin?
God
>There has to be a start point but for a start point there has to be something that already exists...
Jesus is the Alpha and Omega. The begining and the end. We've known the basics for millenia but Jews keep trying to reinvent the wheel.

>>716268823
>Jews keep trying to reinvent the wheel
>Worships Jewish religion

>>716267869
Alternatively

>>716268913
no you see the jews that did that were the cool jews and the current jews are a different breed of jews so when those jews did that it was okay

>>716267869
How'd they take that picture?

gravity is gay and LAME!

>>716268692
>What existed before the universe
Nothing, and not like an empty void or anything, LITERALLY nothing. As in a "non-thing" i.e. something that is completely illogical. The universe is everything and before then cannot exist.

>>716268823
>god
not an argument

>>716264770 (OP)
>dude space lmao
Grow up.

>>716269029
@fbi
@xenu
get this guy

>>716267867
>soijak
Reddit lite

>>716269172
Do you think it is something humans can't get? Like trying to explain how electricity works to a monkey?

We'd have to be on an entire different level of intelligence

lol it's crazy how anyone can be a materialist when shit like black holes exist and the uncertainty principle practically denies us of any objective survey on matter.

>>716269432
this
also we should abolish all borders and let everyone live freely we're all stardust at the end

>bugged game mechanic is literally the single most fun thing in the entire game

>>716267985
>If our theories are correct that is.
They're not. Ironically the victorians got closest by positing that space is an ether, and while that's not fully correct either it's the most accurate description. SVT is the answer, but it's not mainstream enough outside the places that know to have anyone pay any attention to it.

>>716266220
Usecase for black hole?

>>716269303
is it possible for something in existence to be truly undetectable and/or immeasurable?
penis joke

General relativity and quantum mechanics are fake jewish science

>>716269927
What's real?

>>716269303
I think it's possible we live in an island universe (kind of like how pic rel has "islands" despite being a continuous function). But there's no actual reason to believe so. Same kind of thing for higher understanding, no real reason to believe it's something we can't understand thus far

>>716269979
God, classical mechanics, geometric unity, Platonic forms,

>>716270079
>God
Yeah I had a feeling you'd say that

>>716267108
yet pseudo intellectuals on /v/ will still speak matter of factly about shit they know nothing about.

>>716270198
What's wrong with that?

>>716270542
I'm gonna pass on having this conversation again, you may pretend we did have it though

>>716267867
Why's Joe Rogan engaging in meaningless pop science?

>>716270653
Understandable. You belong what you believe, I'll believe what I believe

>>716270938
Love you buddy

The entire current state of the world can be explained by assuming God died somewhere in the 2000s, possibly during 9/11.

>>716267867
Nigga the entire fucking universe is made out of "exploded stars"

>>716271231
God was an office wagie?
Or was he there as Jesus the spic janitor?

Imagine living under an LED star why do the elites want to turn the Sun into an A type star through cemtrails so bad

>>716270057
Mandelbrot sets are so freaky

none of this shit is real
reality is just consciousness experiencing itself
source: 4 hits of LSD

>>716271334
The truth could be stranger than a fiction.

>>716266208
Sorry bros, I'm pulling in all the bitches

Don't tell the devs I said this but there's loot in there. Go on, flying straight into one should be humanity's #1 priority, stop being pussies.

>>716269029
That's Barnard 68, a molecular cloud that blocks the stars behind it.
Mouthbreating morons just incorrectly post it as the Bootes void.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnard_68

>>716267156
How can they even figure this out. Surely it would take dozens if not hundreds of years for movement that far away to even be noticeable

>>716272202
>stars are supposedly created by enough mass being in one place and collapsing into itself
>yet somehow this giant cloud doesn't
huh

>>716272348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXdyCUnCF-0

So are there any games with unpatched game breaking glitches?

>>716272404
It takes time and luck. The cloud needs to become dense enough for the gravitational collapse and the formation of a protostar(s)

>>716266208
everything is a spiral and rotating

My BOTW save corrupted and I couldn't use the camera anymore

I'm still not over it

>>716264770 (OP)
I don't understand general relativity but I just know it's wrong. Getting those sorts of vibes.

>>716272551
no

>>716264770 (OP)
You're scared of black holes? I love black women

>>716267156
>Great Attractor
Its just a hyper-massive black hole.
>>716267869
Bullshit. We have our Local Group.

>>716268823
i wish we could talk about god without the jewish lense of christcuckery

>>716272970
Rotating around what?

>>716272970
The Heaven themselves are the drill now.
But what are we piercing through?

>>716273403
Dn

>>716266208

>>716272404
It's not condensed enough, ever seen a cloud?

>>716266323
no survivors

>>716266654
outer beings have fetishes too

>>716273271
Black holes can't get that big
>>716273734
Kys asap

>>716266415
simulation theory is atheist cope for deep inside still believing in a god

>n-no you see it doesn't count even though whoever running the simulation would functionally be just the same as a god

>>716274054
>Black holes can't get that big
Proofs?

>>716264770 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY7dbRyoHfE
thread theme

>>716274054
>Black holes can't get that big
Or else what? What's stopping a black from growing "too big"? They've already broken physics.

>>716264770 (OP)
can someone draw eyelashes on it please

>>716274309
They cap at about 50 bill solar masses due to orbital mechanics, basically they get too fat for their own good, like you're mom

>>716265330
Scientists are retarded

>>716274423
>They cap at about 50 bill solar masses
TON 618 and Phoenix A* have already broken that number, faggot

Bohmian Mechanics

>>716274423
I am a mom?

>>716265401
Its not really easy to explain in a shitpost.
A lot of this stuff gets misrepresented by pop-sci outlets that don't actually understand the math, they're just re-telling the same bad analogy someone else used to explain a complex subject to a layman with no background in the subject.
And once you get into relativity (special and general) things stop behaving in an intuitive way (same with quantum mechanics), so its hard to wrap your head around without taking a deeper dive into the subject, or living with "dude trust me."
But basically, if you were inside of an event horizon, you could look out and see a universe evolving in complexity and expanding with a particle horizon, and an inevitable flow forward in time.
You're going through a looking glass. Maybe. The event horizon is a one-way street for all intents and purposes, so its hard to use our physics to describe a region of space where those start to break down.

hnnnngh black hole sexo

>>716274693
i think sabine just posted a video about it

>>716266993
> massive amount of radiation
> no heat
anon...

>>716268913
ancient Israelites =/= jews
fucking retard

>>716266323
Apparently stars in galaxies are so far apart that life on Earth won't even be affected. Maybe God set us on the collision course to teach us a lesson, even if something seems apocalyptic maybe it's at a scale so far beyond us it doesn't even matter.

>>716272202
The cute thing about people screaming about OMG THE VOID! Don't realize that the milky way and local cluster are inside of the largest supervoid we've observed.

>>716274350

>>716275087
That black hole slut is lying. The closest one discovered is Gaia BH1 which is only 1600 light years away.
There likely are even closer ones that haven't been discovered yet.

>>716275087
thank you, perfect

>>716275087
I'd stick it in her black hole, if you catch my drift.

>>716264770 (OP)
Black holes arent a glitch they're a feature to prevent reality breaking events from occuring. You should be thanking them for making this universe livable.

>>716275087
>I really shouldn't stick my dick in there... HOWEVER

>>716272348
basically, there are certain types of stars/events that very reliably emit certain wavelengths or intensities of light since they happen at specific breakpoints in mass or whatever, and if you see a light/event that is exactly like that but dimmed/distorted by a certain degree you can tell how far away it is or how fast it's moving towards or away from you. For relative motion it's based on the waves being stretched or compressed and comparing normal spectroscopy (the wavelengths emitted by certain elements which are always exactly the same) to light sources where all those wavelengths are distorted to the same degree. The odds of all these light sources being made of exotic matter with the same series of emission lines shifted slightly to the side is much lower than the odds of them all being the same emission lines but some of them being distorted due to moving away from us at various speeds. Especially since all the sources in the same galaxy are all being distorted in the same way.

>>716265030
First time I hear this and I learn about it on /v/.

>>716265401
Interesting.

>>716266208
God is in the cracks, laughing.

>>716275087
UOOOOHH PLAP PLAP
DAMN BRATTY BLACK HOLE… PLAP PLAP
SUCKING GROWN MEN’S GALAXIES PLAP PLAP PLAP
NEEDS… PLAP PLAP PLAPPITY PLAP
CORRECTION!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! PLAPPITY PLAPPITY SPLURT SPLURT SPLURT

>>716275087
She's quite attractive.

>>716265892
general relativity is flawed but ultimately useful for practical applications which is what actually matters, nobody cares if its pseudoscience if it works, the fact it can't model what a black hole is, isn't important for anyones day to day lives.

>>716275725
Hehe

>>716265330
It's an artifact like a hologram. It doesn't ultimately matter to you and I, because we still are bound by the physical laws that govern our reality, regardless of it's origins.

>/v/ doesn't even know about the theory that black holes could theoretically work as unbelievably powerful supercomputers and could be sentient

>>716275970
>ywn have a sentient, unfathomably smart black hole GF
why even live, bros?

>>716274575
It's Sagittarius A*. The big one at the center of the galaxy.

>>716265898
Your consciousness wouldn't survive the transition, let alone your body.
Do you see a bunch of white holes around reassembling objects from dust? No? There's a reason for that.
White holes, at best, spew raw materials back into the wider universe.

>nobody knows what happen after the event horizon
>therefore, we know it's this or that
"Universe is inside a black hole"is the most retarded thing ever.
Literally "I don't know what that flying object is, therefore I know it's ayys" tier

>>716276376
>black hole chan sucks so good that i turn into my most simple constituent components after
worth it

>>716276376
>Do you see a bunch of white holes around reassembling objects from dust?
They are called stars

>>716275087
Sexo.

>>716276376
>Your consciousness wouldn't survive the transition, let alone your body.
Depends. The tidal forces on a supermassive black hole are lest violent than getting into a warm bath.
Plenty of other shit to kill you, but not the gravity well.

>>716276541
A star is not a white hole and a nebula does not reassemble, only produce.
>>716276597
Being spaghettified would kill you. Just because "oh the pull isn't that forceful for its size" doesn't mean it doesn't fucking kill you.

>>716276457
>nobody knows what happen after the event horizon
Not really, we have a pretty good idea. The problem is the singularity.
That happens because the math used to describe gravity shits itself when it reaches a certain point. Doesn't mean there is an actual singularity, it means that is the limit of what einstein's equations can describe, and you probably need a unified field theory to really answer that.

>>716268927
lmao

>>716275087
Kirby boss

>>716276732
>Being spaghettified would kill you
You're not being spaghettified, or rather you're not being spaghettified worse than you are by earth's gravity.
Black holes are weird, the "surface" of a black hole, the event horizon, is a two dimensional object. As the mass of the black hole increases the size increases by the square, not the cube, because it doesn't describe a volume. The more massive your black hole the less dense it is.
Spaghettification is only really a problem on stellar mass black holes.
Again, you're fried by radiation long before that happens.

>>716265401
I fucking hate popsci so much

why cant scientists take a real photo of a black hole? what are they wasting all their astonomy budget on?

>>716277075
astronomy is a big grift like all other academia and sciences. basically glorified welfare for people who didn't want to stop going to school and get a real job

>>716277075
think about what a black hole does, anon

>>716264770 (OP)
Black holes are cool as fuck
Like, think about it
You go past the event horizon, and the concept of 'away' gets obliterated. Every direction leads towards the singularity. Space is being fucked so hard by a point of infinite density that fundamental things you and I take for granted, like being able to move in multiple dimensions, are actively being suppressed by physical phenomena far in excess of anything nature trained us to comprehend.

Raise your hand. Move it back and forth. Now imagine that whichever way you move it, it is always going towards the same point, no matter what. You try to move backwards, but that also just takes you closer to the point. You spin around, but you don't, because that implies a direction which isn't 'toward the singularity' is being allowed to exist.

I think it's radical

>>716277075
They don't like being photographed.

>>716277143
ok, why can they take a photo of black people then? they steal light too.

>>716267869
Install Gentoo

Did the James Webb telescope discover anything cool? I thought it was supposed to be like the giga-Hubble

>>716277075
Information can't escape from the event horizon. We get a picture of nothing.

>>716267156
>shapely attractor

>>716265697
Nah, they go the other way in Australia.

>>716264770 (OP)
space is fake n gay

>>716277442
I look exactly like this

>>716277429
i think it'd be cool to see all the light around a sphere of nothing. if they already took the pic of nothing, why won't they post it?

>>716275087

>>716275737
CARLOS!

>>716277610
This was big news a couple years ago, did you miss it?

>>716275437
It'd become the biggest dick ever for a a while.

>>716277828
this isnt a picture in a normal sense. isn't it just radiowaves which are then manipulated to give a picture rather than capturing the visible light surrounding the black hole? i want something like >>716277754 but real.

>>716277938
>i want something like >>716277754 but real.
Technically impossible.

>>716265030
Correct. Event horizons can form even without a singularity, it just requires a certain amount of matter in a limited amount of space.
With the current estimated mass of the universe, we should be generating an event horizon that roughly matches the observable universe.

>>716277828
>Black Hole Sun
How did they know?

>>716276457
Are we implying there is an after of the event horizon? It could very well be that the phenomenon just fades with time and releases everything stored up with as much fanfare as a wet fart.

>black holes
uh huh
>evaporate
??????????????????????

>>716265330
>hm, today I'll look at the wheel sideways

black holes are gateways to Olympus, city of immortals

>>716268927
Kino

>>716267876
photoelectric effect was found out by keppler, einstein just made an experiment to prove it

>>716277938
Anon you need to send a camera to something if you want a picture of it.

>>716275806
>it can't model what a black hole is
It can. Einstein saw the math said they existed, but thought it was an error with his formulas.

>>716277828
It was also found to be fake and not a black hole due to a miscalculation
it was a woman that made the miscalculation and was too quick too announce that it was a "picture" of a black hole

>>716275737
Fuck you Carlos

>>716277938
It's an image caught in the gravitational lensing of another large body that was moving away from us.
You can only detect it via radio waves from all the redshifting going on

>>716276048
>tfw jacking off just outside the event horizon of your black hole gf so she sucks up all the cum

>>716264770 (OP)
Be sure to jump next time. You're not even supposed to go thay fast through that S-tunnel on Act 1

>>716275970
>don't mind me just pirating your existence

>>716277994
why? if RF waves are concentrated around the blackhole that can be picked up by sensor, surely theres some visible light too.

>>716278421
if i start a go fund me, will you contribute some money to send me and a nikon camera to a blackhole? i promise i'll use the funds solely for that purpose.

>>716278494
was that the woman with her hands over her face in front of a laptop with a guy in the background looking overworked and tired?

>>716278561
sad

>>716278494
Wtf is this schizo shit? M87* is absolutely a black hole.

One black hole WILL transport you to the loving anime wife dimension. The question is: which one?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_string
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q-ball

universe is really just math, which is scary

>>716275087
Black hole-kun, I...

>>716268453
You can't tell the exact position of an electron because they're wavelike, and that's something you can easily see with an experiment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC6WpitQeSo

>>716277257
>You go past the event horizon, and the concept of 'away' gets obliterated. Every direction leads towards the singularity.
Think of it like this anon, when you cross the event horizon your space and time coordinates flip.
You experience this exact same phenomenon right now, its called time. No matter what you do, how fast your run, where you hide, your personal clock is always ticking forward at one second per second.
Its the same thing inside the event horizon, except now your time coordinates are acting like space coordinates, and your space coordinates are acting like time coordinates.

>>716277754
Imagine spaghettification of your dick. Finally it might be over 2 inches anon.

>>716278973
The Simulation theory doesn't sound so crazy now.

>>716278973
>over 2 inches
This black hole is feeling generous

are black holes sentient? do they speak spanish?

>>716267867
>posts reddit man

quantum entanglement allows animals to detect the earth's magnetic field which is wild too

>>716264770 (OP)
The galaxy literally wouldn't work without a black hole. Every game is designed to end, anon. A game without an ending is rather pointless.

>>716266208
Is breathing scary? The universe is born from an exhale. An inhale is inevitable.

>>716278970
If we have enough volunteers we can try and find out as seen on interstellar, and then just proceed to use space bullshit to send message back in time

we can measure the effects of the mass of the earth on the speed of clocks on the scale of one millimeter. one fucking millimeter closer to the center of the earth and we can detect it. cool shit.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-021-04349-7

>>716267342
The galaxies wont merge, everything will basically dissipate into a luke warm bath of dust and particles with a handful the last of the supermassive black holes to evaporate.
I highly recommend the Manifold books by stephen baxter. The first book deals with deep time, where humanity is the only life in the universe, and the last survivors are basically inhabiting boltzman brains who trigger a vacuum collapse that will create an infinite manifold of new daughter realities from this one, hopefully where they're not the only life there is.
But a big part of the book is them bringing some humans forward through time to try and explain what they were going to do. Has a lot of cosmological Darwinism which is a fun concept.
The second book is about the fermi paradox and great filters.
The third book isn't great, but a lady jerks off a caveman.
Baxter was an aerospace engineer at boeing (when that meant something) who decided to write some hard sci fi.

>>716277828

>>716279262
It's not crazy, but it's a very juvenile understanding of what is actually happening. Human beings NEED to reduce things into silly metaphor in order to grasp a bit of understanding. We're still not as advanced as we'd like to be.

>>716277828
I'm aware of it, still not as cool as this.

>>716277828
>>716278494
It's not fake, it's a real photo of her blown-out cunt.

>>716279482
Give me more pictures like that one

>>716280190
fuck you bitch
I don't have any more like that sorry

>>716264770 (OP)
>viewable by only the absence of light and matter
so a black hole is the PS4 library

>>716280339
Damn...

>>716272970
The Universe being in the shape of a galaxy and rotating would be a very interesting concept

>>716278973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djAg3EwON7E
Thread theme?

Might as well ask for any space anons itt
>we have really only scratched the surface of our understanding of space
Is it true that if a giant meteor or something were on collision course with the earth we would be fucked because we'd only find out too late and have no way to stop it?

>>716280621
As above, so below.

>>716280692
>Is it true that if a giant meteor or something were on collision course with the earth we would be fucked because we'd only find out too late and have no way to stop it?
Really depends where its coming from. There is a lot of shit in the orbit of the solar system, but most of it has stabilized pretty well that the biggest shit has already hit or got thrown out to other orbits where it either hit or got thrown out to other orbits...
But nasa has been trying to fund a survey of this shit and a constant monitoring system for years but no one wants to pay for it.
That being said you can still get blindsided if its something that comes between us and the sun.

>>716280692
our capabilities for detecting asteroids is increasing, especially with the Rubin observatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTuq-vBsDJE

>>716280692
thank jupiter for being such a fatass

>>716280848
atoms don't look like
when you're talking about things on that scale they're not even really physical objects anymore, but just self interacting fields.

>>716281125
fuck off asshole I only ate a few kids

>>716279734
>tfw the entire xeelee sequence is a multi-route mystery with canonical alternate timelines, alternate versions of characters, and a True End

>>716280692
>planet killer rock with no way to stop or survive it
I wonder if the public would even be informed. Would it be more ethical not to?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super-Poincaré_algebra

at this point I'm not sure if the SUSY people at like Perimeter Institute are just doing crack and using autocomplete for math papers

I love reading physics while taking a shit.

>>716281125
>jupiters atmosphere gradually transitions into liquid
>suspended in jupiter is an ocean of liquid water greater than all the water contained on earth in total that is kept warm from the internal radiation of jupiter with massive convection currents of organic molecules churning through hundreds of miles of clouds and liquids
>entire civilizations of intelligent aquatic life could rise and fall and they would never have any idea a universe exists beyond them
>nearly impossible to escape that deep from jupiter's gravity well
>the ionosphere and magnetosphere of jupiter is so noisy they could never get a signal out
>thickness and density of the atmosphere means they would never see the stars to wonder what was out there

>>716281204
One of the weirdest physics things to me is that we know that electrons don't actually orbit nuclei but if you do the calculation for centripetal force of an electron in a hydrogen atom it still gives you the right answer

>old game in series gets retconned

>>716281490
actually the weirder thing is we know atoms aren't actually plum pudding but plum pudding itself is made of atoms. funny thing

>>716279339
No and yes.

Do you guys think good vidya exist in other universes? Or are they too making shit like in our planet? How would alien Dark Souls be?

>>716281779
What if aliens dont have optical senses? what would video games be called then?

>>716281779
They probably don't even have a concept of videogames. Their perspective and observation of the world is probably so alien we can't even comprehend one another regardless of language barriers. If they even communicate via noise at all.

>It turns out the entire game was just a BR to find a species worthy of ascending beyond to fight in a larger battle
>It's not your species.

Years ago a professor recommended me Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time, which is known as "black holes for retards"; I read it and still didn't understand jack shit.

>>716281928
olfacto gaymes

>>716277442
I don't like wide shoulders... when I see narrow shoulders IRL they belong to high school girls... :(

>>716281779
>implying
Anon the other universe is Dark Souls
(The question is where the Spore and Kerbal Space Program universes are)

>>716282037
the range of human intellect is extreme.

>>716275087

>>716268927
Under how many layers of enlightened euphoria do you need to be to use that image?

>>716281779
They have doorknobs licking WEGs in other galaxies.

>>716282037
Go watch some of the original PBS space time videos, they have a whole section of general relativity where they do a good job of breaking everything down into bite sized pieces without dumbing it down.

Do they have Ubisoft in other galaxies?

>>716282037
It's simple anon, black holes are literally nothing (or maybe they are something we don't know) and they destroy everything that enters them (or maybe they don't we don't know)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExGvwNuKyMc

>>716282429
wwyd if this was about to hit ur house?

>>716269029
That’s why they call me O-bomb-a

>>716282485
fun fact, during a black hole merger the energy released is, briefly, greater than the entire output of all starts in the entire universe by X1000 or so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_88S8DWbcU

>>716279398
Not really when you consider taste and smell rely on quantum processes to function.

Why do people keep mentioning einstein?

Haven’t there been other scientists that are smart?

>>716282776
Physics has basically been a scam since the 70s

>black holes are totally real guys i have proof see, oops forgot to focus the camera tee hee

>>716282776
ok so like for normies einstein is memed as being super smart, right?
he was smarter than that. he was the real deal.

>>716282771
ok Wolfram

>>716265030
Yeah I'm inside your mom's black hole. DTPN!

>>716282485
Your dead. Dead before you know it. And then a moment after your body is completely obliterated, and then your souls is blasted by the proton stream like the biggest ghost busters laser beam ever and your soul is trapped in a horrible miserable state.

>>716282776
Because his work redefined the field and created many new fields of study. Newton is another example of this.

>>716282776
not really no

>>716282776
because things have only gone downhill since he died

>>716283081
fun fact Euler figured out so much shit that some stuff is named after the 2nd person to figure it out. else he'd have wayyy too much stuff to his name

>umm sweaty there's no way our math could be wrong, dark matter is real chud. it's just invisible and impossible to measure in any way
>see 2+2 DOES equal 8, there's just an invisible 4 in the equation that you can't see because you didn't get quadruple vaxxed
Why is science so gay and retarded?

>>716283203
>idiot is also an idiot
go back to school

>>716282965
According to wikipedia this picture is the same magnification as if you took a picture of a tennis ball on the moon

>>716283203
This attitude is why you will speak chinese one day.

>>716267869
>flyover quadrant

>>716277754
>>716279210
drawfag r34 guy fucking a blackhole with a super long dick NOW

>>716280692
The vast majority of objects of of any meaningful size can be tracked relatively easily. We would know decades in advance unless the very very small chance it was a rogue object just happening to get caught in our solar systems' pull.

>>716280692
One of the Most recent examples of a at-risk meteor was 2024 YR4, which was calc'd to have a risk of hitting us in 2032. Most Objects, aside from Extra-Solar Objects like Oumuamua, can be predicted years in advance.
And We've already successfully tested the use of Spacecraft to deflect objects, with DART deflecting Dimorphos
We'd be fine, so long as the window of discovery wasn't ridiculously short.

>>716277754
>About to bust
>Try to pull out
>Can’t because the curvature of space time bends back into the black hole
>She’s trapped you

>>716269029
With a super long selfie stick

Can someone explain to me what dark matter is?

>>716273060
It almost certainly is wrong given that we are an extremely young species and that we have never even made any observations or run experiments from outside of our solar system, but it is currently the best explanation we have and closer to correct than universal gravitation

>>716283928
made up bullshit to half-assedly and incorrectly explain phenomena we do not understand

>>716283928
it correctly explains phenomena ignore that anon. that's the whole point of it lol.

>>716283928
Placeholder concept for gravitational forces that don't make mathematical sense otherwise

>>716282776
Real niggas suck Maxwell's dick

>>716266208
recommend me comfy videos that talk about the galaxy that have shots like this, so that i can see it while high

electric universe theory

>>716283928
Nothing, what’s the dark matter with you?

>>716282897
No, it's not a scam but there has absolutely been a leveling-off in the amount of useful discoveries that can made at our current level of technological sophistication
There is still real work being done, but progress is extremely granular and anyone shilling imminent paradigm shifts and shit like string theory is a scammer

>>716284620
M-theory is where it's at.

>>716284467
go own

>>716278973
so is math discovered or invented

the universe is a bunch of wobbly vibrations and I'm here pub stomping with direct hit on upward

>>716284407
Sciencphile the AI if you want a bad trip, Paul Fellows if you want to relax and listen to someone who actually knows what he's talking about

>>716279705
gibs me dat pdf

ITT I made it the fuck up and theories from schizo youtube shorts debunked with one google search,

>>716283928
You've got Relativity. It works fucking great 99.999999% of the time, and matches observations and predictions tight as a drum.
But when you start applying it to crazy huge scales the observations drift farther and farther away from what we expect.
Instead of throwing out the whole thing (which, again, that has been super accurate and helpful thus far) you start looking for things you may have missed that would account for the difference.
Dark Matter is that difference between observation and expectation, it seems to be a semi consistent variable, so the likely answer is its something we haven't seen before because it barely makes a dent on massive galactic scales.

>>716266208
billions must visit the structure

>>716281380
https://youtu.be/J0tCK2c4L7s
they'd be able to see it for a couple days with the naked eye

>>716266323
New alien pussy coming my way is not a bd thing

>>716284896
"we measure a linear frequency gradient consistent with
the gravitational redshift within a single millimeter scale sample of ultracold strontium.
Our result is enabled by improving the fractional frequency measurement uncertainty by
more than a factor of 10, now reaching 7.6×10-21

>https://arxiv.org/pdf/2109.12238

>>716284685
what does the m stand for

>>716284349
>yeah so I basically figured out electricity and magnetism are the same thing and boiled it all down to like four equations
>no big deal or anything

>>716284697
its real

>>716269551
Dafuq is SVT? I love a good schitzo theory

>>716284913
>tight as a drum.
to add to this, FUCKING tight as a drum. Like we're more confident with relativity than just about any other physical phenomena.
>although I still can't wrap my head around the twins paradox

>>716274176
KC is way too sophisticated for /v/
https://youtu.be/qORYO0atB6g
This shit is more our speed

>>716285194
Meta-Theory. An attempt at a theory of everything.
Like all string theory shit its a really neat idea, but you can't really test any of it without atom smashers the size of jupiter's orbit to even test the low end of the theory.

>>716275087
thats void termina

>>716283826
It took 4 hours for the reply I was hoping for. Good job

I'm fully on the simulation train

>>716285461
moar like
https://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc?si=7XFQtxiTIc4oIu74

i would like to see what a pulsar looks like from a local planet
without dying horribly of course

>>716274058
trvke

>>716285194
Methadone

>>716285713
or going blind, i'd imagine

>>716285646
Why does he sound like autotuned dagoth ur?

>>716285713
>from a local planet
part of the problem with that is to become a pulsar a supermassive star needs to go supernova, which is going to blast the shit out of the planets in orbit.
They have found pulsars with planets around them, but they're probably captured rogue planets and not native to the system.
But I'm pretty sure your face would just melt off if you looked in that direction.

>>716285363
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfluid_vacuum_theory

>>716264770 (OP)
>is several thousand light years away
WAS several thousand light years away several thousand years ago which is the light we're seeing from it now.

>>716285840
pulsars are very dim, i'd imagine
it's radio signals they're spitting out

>>716266208
"Space" happens over such long time frames that it is impossible to be scared of it. It's like me standing outside your door and telling you each time I see you that I will spook you on January 18, 2037, at 10:14:07 PM.

>>716283569
mmm, event horizon leg locking

>still waiting for a ringworld movie or show
>finally talk about it happening a couple of years ago
>writers made sure to mention the female characters had to be reworked
>one being lucky and the other a space slut? we can't have that, sweaty

>>716266415
Why are you gay?

>>716285084
Chrono Trigger did it better

>>716286086
you mean
>lucky space slut
>regular space slut

>>716266415
Simulation theory is dumber than denying evolution or the heliocentric model because at least those retards are just close minded and have never been exposed to the scientific method
You on the other hand are going out of your way to be retarded

the four humors will rein supreme

>>716286175
louis is the slut, he fucks anything he can
and that's based

>>716286331
>just a little more phlegm, that's what i need to be happy

>>716286331
>ow doc my stomach hurts
>here let me give you a second degree burn

>>716266415
Regurgitating completely moot point does not make you intelligent or interesting

friendly reminder that the universe is packed full of simple life
but an intelligent race only appears once every 100 millions years

>>716282776
Einstein (Zionist Jew) was chosen back then by the media to be the figurehead for the new religion (science) that will tell you what is true and what is not.
Most people only know of Einstein because the media talk about him so much all the time.

In reality he was a plagiarist that refused to credit other people on the work he did on relativity, he published the paper without telling them. Pointcarre did most of the work.

>>716286586
You don't understand how statistics work

>>716286654
"wahhh X people did the work, einstein was a jewwwwww"
you're stupid or trolling m8.

>>716286586
Nigga there's no intelligent life on this planet

>>716272404
>doesn't
*Hasn't
*Yet

>>716286775
>he doesn't know

the Egyptian creation theories are the bizarrest. like gods jacking off into bowls of salad to make the world. makes abrahamic stuff look lame

>unpatched
check the update notes again

>>716264770 (OP)
>The universe is so vast and unknowable that there are events happening right now which will wipe us out in an instant without the slightest possibility of us knowing, may happen right when you reply to this post, like the cosmos turning off the light switch
Theoretically, how possible is this? Or, while we don't know a lot, such a things is still relatively very unlikely because the universe is mapped out well enough to forecast it happening? It may be an absurd thing to worry about but it keeps me up at night sometimes.

>>716266208
does anyone have a pic of that spooky face in space that they found in like 2016 i think. i remember /x/ thought it was a big deal

>>716286956
fantastic arcade (& 2600) game

But, what if...

I hope the gravastar theory is true because they're way cooler and weirder than black holes.

>>716268913
God is light, life comes from light and issutained by it, simple as.

>>716285194
Migger

>>716286727
its a 50/50 chance, it either happens or it doesn't

>>716287219
It can't be weirder if it doesn't have a singularity, since singularities buck break all of physics.

>>716285713
Some extremely bright, like retardedly so. Some are millions of times brighter than our sun. Also here's the closest you'll get Anon.

>>716287369
this is how i live every single day of my life

>>716265030
My heart is fucking black hole

.99999999999% of the universe's existence will be black holes and degenerate matter. why

>>716287229
>life comes from light
not really, photosynthesis didn't come along until much later and when it id it nearly choke out all life on earth.
An until the earth had an oxygen rich atmosphere the ultra violet would have been really harsh and sterilize anything it touched.

>birth rates crashing hard, globally, even backwater african turbo niggers affected
>long story short, humanity is going extinct
Kekkering at the fact that feminism explains the fermi paradox, stop worrying about space and black holes guys we are going extinct in the next 200 years or so

>Discover alien life
>Excited to learn about their technology
>They boil water just like us

>>716287369
That's more like it

>>716287759
What planet do you live on? Millions of us will live : )

>>716287864
>interstellar pissing contest over whose method of boiling water is superior

>>716287864
>futuristic antimatter reactor
>combine 2 parts water and 1 part anti-water
>left with 1 part normal water that has been boiled by the energy release of the matter anti-matter reaction

>>716288208
FUCK YOU CARNOT

>>716287759
>muh birthrates
Good goy