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Anonymous No.716270273 >>716271465 >>716277162 >>716290153 >>716292081 >>716299081 >>716310451
He was gay, John Halo?
Anonymous No.716270931
Reach, whatever happened there...
Anonymous No.716271382 >>716277152
in this house the arbiter is a hero, end of story
Anonymous No.716271465 >>716284179
>>716270273 (OP)
and the covenant? where are they?
Anonymous No.716271627
The war exhibit...
Anonymous No.716272998 >>716274219 >>716290153 >>716308431
No more weight remarks Tony. Theyโ€™re hurtful, and theyโ€™re destructive.
Anonymous No.716273534 >>716273796 >>716274037 >>716274095 >>716276069 >>716278235 >>716279000 >>716281171 >>716299661 >>716304807
I almost quit the show when Bobby was killed. Literally the only good person in The Sopranos and he's fucking executed while enjoying his hobby.
Anonymous No.716273796 >>716283997 >>716301413
>>716273534
Bobby was never even close to being a good person, he was just a weak mobster who should never have been made, much less risen as high as he did. The only good people are Barbara and her family.
Anonymous No.716273984
What is this the UEG now?!
Anonymous No.716274002 >>716274175 >>716274551 >>716280476
CAZZATA MALANGA
Anonymous No.716274037 >>716278309
>>716273534
Bobby is buddies with murderers and psychopaths.
Anonymous No.716274095 >>716276069 >>716277006
>>716273534
>I almost quit the show 60 episodes in and 2 away from the finale
So brave!
Anonymous No.716274175
>>716274002
too soon
Anonymous No.716274219
>>716272998
Didja hear about Xbox? I heard she's getting a 95GB custom firmware installed
Anonymous No.716274551
>>716274002
Historically, Halsey always said the Spartan III's are nothing more than glorified ODST.
Anonymous No.716274634 >>716274965 >>716296745
YALL CANT BE PLAYING NO FPS ON NO CONTROLLER YO
Anonymous No.716274965
>>716274634
I rather be Elite yo
Anonymous No.716275489 >>716292081
Anonymous No.716275854 >>716277074
I'm not gonna be able to help him. He's a sociopath. He can't change
Anonymous No.716276069 >>716278060
>>716274095
>>716273534
I quit watching the show when Tony died, couldnโ€™t continue to watch after that
Anonymous No.716277006 >>716278315
>>716274095
NTA but season 1 is the only season really worth the watch. It loses all narrative progression in season 3. You could tell that they turned it into a sitcom (or rather, a situational drama)
Anonymous No.716277074
>>716275854
id like to break my dick off in that ass of hers
Anonymous No.716277145 >>716277182
I can't believe they removed the Forerunner towers from the intro after 343 took over.
Anonymous No.716277152
>>716271382
>Christopher Columbus reference
xDDdD
Anonymous No.716277162 >>716278387 >>716278602 >>716278763 >>716280001 >>716280349 >>716283843 >>716286101 >>716287086 >>716287515 >>716287628 >>716288219 >>716306996 >>716308854 >>716309838
>>716270273 (OP)
Zoomer watching The Soprano's fir the first time:
I acknowledge the quality writing and the masterful acting of the lead managing to potray a distrubed selfish monster whilst being empathic and human enough that you can pity him.

But I also can't take it too seriously because 75% of all conflict is just one guy says some snide remark and then some other guy utterly loses their shit beyond comprehension. And I get that's the whole point but it's to such a pathethic degree I can't help but to find most of the show funny than actually dramatic. Almost everyone acts how /v/ mock women for acting- overemotional,delirious and deranged. I don't know how any of those fags would survive the internet.

The show unironically made me a bit more racist towards italians.
Anonymous No.716277182
>>716277145
kek
Anonymous No.716277313 >>716277529 >>716296471 >>716299868
Anonymous No.716277529 >>716294913
>>716277313
Anonymous No.716278060 >>716287625
>>716276069
Tony didn't die. They would have made a movie but James ate too many burgers and died. Then Chase changed his story to Tony died, which he now claims he never said.
Anonymous No.716278185 >>716284691
THATS RIGHT COCK SUCKA GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY
Anonymous No.716278235
>>716273534
>I almost quit the show on pretty much the last episode
So based!
Anonymous No.716278309 >>716278863
>>716274037
All of them hated him and he hated all of them back. He was in it for his kids.
Anonymous No.716278315 >>716279714
>>716277006
Itโ€™s literally the other way around you fucking moron
Anonymous No.716278387 >>716278580
>>716277162
>zoomer whiteboy has never been around Italians
Just kys
Anonymous No.716278580
>>716278387
If ever italian is as sensitive and thin skinned as the show potrays, I don't think I want to.
Anonymous No.716278602
>>716277162
They're people whose entire life depends on how respected they are by their peers, getting away with making snide remarks about someone higher on the ladder pushes you higher up and obviously drags the recipient down which is why it has to be met with a strong enough response to deter any future attempts.
Nobody from New York was gonna try doing what Coco did again.
Anonymous No.716278763 >>716279005 >>716288218
>>716277162
>The show unironically made me a bit more racist towards italians.
Oh no, the faggot doesn't like us. Whatever will we do?
Enjoy your "black culture" some more.
Anonymous No.716278792
Mmmmm boy are you fat.
Anonymous No.716278863
>>716278309
Bullshit. He was in it because he was always in a position to use someone else's name to make himself seem like a big deal and he liked the feeling. Everyone hated him because he was a useless leech and he hated them for rightly pointing out that he's a fat piece of shit but at no point did he lament being a criminal.
Anonymous No.716279000 >>716279625
>>716273534
I wish the show had explored bobby's day to day as a thug, lonesharking and protection rackets. the hit on the canadian kid is portrayed as so tragic and out of the blue that it doesn't really reflect any darkness in bobby's character, you weep for bobby and what this pure hearted guy was forced to do.
Anonymous No.716279005 >>716279117
>>716278763
You aren't Italian.
Anonymous No.716279117
>>716279005
What am i then?
Anonymous No.716279224 >>716279443 >>716281252 >>716284014 >>716298923
fucking sniper jackals
Anonymous No.716279443 >>716281784
>>716279224
they push my shit in almost every time
Anonymous No.716279625
>>716279000
There was that time he blasted a nigger right in the ass
Anonymous No.716279714 >>716279879 >>716280001 >>716280314 >>716280601
>>716278315
Can you even tell me what The Sopranos is about? You probably think itโ€™s about the italian mafia. Itโ€™s about a mafia, but I can tell you itโ€™s not italian. Tony is depicted as an antihero, imagine who they want to depict as the heroes? Iโ€™m guessing you donโ€™t know anyone because youโ€™re here on 4chan. Have you heard of Pio La Torre? My cousins killed him and Vatniks werenโ€™t too happy. Capisce? Communism is for the homeless
Anonymous No.716279879 >>716280156 >>716280303
>>716279714
>Itโ€™s about a mafia, but I can tell you itโ€™s not italian.
Oh did you see the episodes that had actual Italians too?
Anonymous No.716279991
Halo Infinite, whatever happened there
Anonymous No.716280001 >>716280303
>>716277162
This is exactly what Iโ€™m saying>>716279714

The show is meant to be exploitative. The show was made by the same mafia who bailed Trump and Epstein out and gave Trump a TV show. It was the same boss.
Anonymous No.716280156 >>716280329
>>716279879
Just because it revolves around something doesnโ€™t make it not moot. You donโ€™t understand. Iโ€™m sorry youโ€™re a peasant to these people.
Anonymous No.716280303 >>716280368
>>716279879
read this>>716280001
let me ask you the rhetorical question: Do you think the italian mafia made this show?
Anonymous No.716280314
>>716279714
How an empire eventually crumbles.
Anonymous No.716280329 >>716280928
>>716280156
I just don't know how you could have managed to effortlessly pick up on a message that the show overtly presented like that. Did you take some kind of mediacentric college course?
Anonymous No.716280349
>>716277162
They're Italian, right behind India for most feminine men
Anonymous No.716280368 >>716280783
>>716280303
NTA but actual reformed mobsters did perform and gave feedback.
Anonymous No.716280397 >>716280470 >>716280539 >>716280801 >>716282032 >>716300232 >>716301862
>Tony Soprano is le violent sociopath without emotions
Seriously, is there a more brainlet take on the series? The entire fucking premise of the show is that Tony's suppressed emotions cause him to have panic attacks and pass out.

Tony never wanted to be a mafioso, he wanted to play and coach football. His father and mother forced him into the mafia against his will, and btw, Johnny boy molested Janice as a child, which is why Olivia fucking hates her and why Janice is so fucked up and calls her father "daddy" at 50 years old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a95ypXcB1uU
Anonymous No.716280402 >>716281350
I want a Kat comare
Anonymous No.716280470
>>716280397
>cause him to have panic attacks and pass out.
Among other things
Anonymous No.716280476
>>716274002
>your noble team member Kat. whatever happened there.
Anonymous No.716280539 >>716280642 >>716280801
>>716280397
Junior molested Janice, it was intended to be part of why he never married and had kids of his own.
Anonymous No.716280601
>>716279714
>Tony is depicted as an antihero, imagine who they want to depict as the heroes?
I don't have to imagine. The jew guy who holds his honor so long Tony has to threaten to cut off his balls before he yields, the jew therapist who tells Carmela to her face everything that's wrong with her, the jew real estate scammer who Tony doesn't kill despite almost ripping Tony off for 200k, etc.
Anonymous No.716280642 >>716280785 >>716280801
>>716280539
Retcon from saints of newark of whatever the fuck. It was clearly telegraphed that Johnny-boy was the one raping Janice all through-out the show.
Anonymous No.716280783 >>716280874
>>716280368
Iโ€™m going to strap trinitrotoluene to my head and proceed to stick my head in a microwave because that is how fucking frustratingly stupid this comment was
Anonymous No.716280785 >>716281482
>>716280642
>goes against my headcanon
>THAT'S JUST A RETCON
Anonymous No.716280801 >>716280920 >>716281482 >>716281692
>>716280397
>>716280539
>>716280642
I'm on a rewatch and I didn't get a single hint that Johnny boy was molesting Janice. I'm smarter than the average bear, so what'd I miss? Calling someone daddy used to be a term of endearment, so that doesn't mean anything.
Anonymous No.716280874 >>716281334
>>716280783
I said nothing wrong and your dramatic attitude driven reply means literal jack shit to actual adults who are telling your immature manchild ass what is reality.
Anonymous No.716280920 >>716281097 >>716297148
>>716280801
From what I remember the only real hint was Johnny Boy taking Janice out on a little date and not letting Tony tag along
Anonymous No.716280928
>>716280329
I read between the lines
Anonymous No.716281079 >>716281230
>The Pillar of Autumn doesn't have any flight logs or lists of passengers.
Anonymous No.716281097 >>716281389 >>716281482 >>716282214
>>716280920
Sure I could see that, but given that Janice never has a problem with molestation down the road and the visitation is viewed through a different lens completely in Tony's therapy, AND how the show clearly makes Meadow's therapist the butt of a joke regarding therapists always trying to make patients think they were molested, I can say with 100% certainty that anon is just overreaching. Janice wasn't molested.
Anonymous No.716281136
Seriously, when is the MCC dropping on Playstation and Switch 2? Its the only way Halo will survive, people aren't going to fucking buy a single player remaster of Halo 1. They want good, traditional, Halo mutliplayer.
Anonymous No.716281171
>>716273534
to the victor, belongs the spoils
Anonymous No.716281230
>>716281079
>Master Chief. You mind telling me what you're doing on that private jet?
Anonymous No.716281252
>>716279224
kek
Anonymous No.716281334 >>716281413 >>716281484
>>716280874
Look up which episode is considered best and watch that. Itโ€™s the most candid expression of the show and the last episode worth watching before it turned into a sitcom. LITERAL SITCOM. CAPISCE????????????????
Anonymous No.716281350
>>716280402
You look like a Puerto Rican whore. You make me sick.
Anonymous No.716281389 >>716281482
>>716281097
It was definitely an overreach, he took Janice because all the mobsters took their daughter to the fairground as a cover for their meetings
Anonymous No.716281413 >>716281696
>>716281334
This has nothing to do to what I said.
Anonymous No.716281482
>>716280785
>>716280801
>>716281097
>>716281389
Ya know, Quasimodo predicted all this..
Anonymous No.716281484
>>716281334
Nah that sounds fucking stupid. I'll just enjoy the entirety of my favorite series about the italian mafia again
Anonymous No.716281692 >>716282259 >>716282418
>>716280801
>Calling someone daddy used to be a term of endearment
She also left home at 18, she never had a relationship with her father as an adult before he died. He never stopped being "daddy".
Anonymous No.716281696 >>716281954
>>716281413
No, Iโ€™m trying to inform you. You could stay ignorant if you want
Anonymous No.716281784
>>716279443
Is there a vito in sandtrap edit yet
Anonymous No.716281954
>>716281696
I didn't ask for anything from you.
Anonymous No.716282032
>>716280397
Tony was a good boy and dindu nuffin
Anonymous No.716282121
What's this the fuckin' UNSC now?!
Anonymous No.716282214 >>716282365 >>716297262
>>716281097
>Janice never had an issue with molestation down the road
Her whole life was an issue. Bringing her back for the Sopranos sitcom (Sopranos after S3E11) was a massive mistake and only begs us the question: how she wasnโ€™t killed
Anonymous No.716282259 >>716283023
>>716281692
A lot of girls are like that without having been molested by their fawthers. The strongest evidence for sure is the show lampoons people who think all problems begin with molestation with Meadow's therapy.
Anonymous No.716282354
BXR
Anonymous No.716282365 >>716283023
>>716282214
Ok. Those are radically different things. Being an insufferable cunt and being paternally nonced aren't inexorably linked.
Anonymous No.716282418
>>716281692
Exactly. People are reading waaay too much into it, like theyโ€™re desperate to squeeze trauma out of every interaction. Just because she still called him "daddy" doesnโ€™t mean anything sinister happened. That kind of projection is exactly what the show mocked - like with Dr. Kupferberg being clueless and defaulting to "repressed abuse" any time someone had issues. Sometimes a dysfunctional family is just that - dysfunctional, not criminally traumatic.
Anonymous No.716282435
ARBITER, WOULD YOU PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORR
Anonymous No.716282758
You want compromise? How's this? 10 years under 343, I wanted a new Halo game. I compromised. I played pseudo-Call of Duty slop instead. I wanted to fuck Cortana, but I compromised. I got to watch her get cucked in the TV show. You see where I'm going?
Anonymous No.716282983
He made Halo is what he did! He was a brave content manager. And in this house, Frank O'Connor is a hero. End of story!
Anonymous No.716283023 >>716283137 >>716285867
>>716282259
>>716282365
Sheโ€™s fat hag, envious of the success of her brother who probably seemed like he wouldnโ€™t amount to much. She eventually developed and the relationship between Johnny boy and his wife soured. Johnny boy probably made an initial engagement of the act at some point while drunk and then figured he could make money on that sort of thing. So he would take Janice to the carnival where his friends were to solicit money from exploiting his own daughter. Janice, having friends in school told one of her friends and they told which eventually got to cops. They didnโ€™t have evidence but could raid their operation at any moment they wanted to. Hence why tony was able to catch his dad getting busted while out with his sister. To Johnnyโ€™s benefit, they didnโ€™t have anything substantial on him so he was free to go.
Anonymous No.716283110 >>716283657
>Gaylo
Anonymous No.716283137 >>716283223
>>716283023
>envious of the success of her brother who probably seemed like he wouldnโ€™t amount to much
He was like 10
Anonymous No.716283190 >>716284103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wTJ4wrVb68
How 'bout that pricks' face when he saw the GYATT?!
Anonymous No.716283223 >>716283401
>>716283137
No I mean fat janice was envious of her brother. She saw him as low potential as kids. She was the older sister and came first
Anonymous No.716283401 >>716283771
>>716283223
And how does that even remotely tie into the topic of discussion?
Anonymous No.716283657 >>716297372
>>716283110
bout to drop some mutha fuckin D-D-D-DEEP LORE, before it got decannoned by later seasons. Carmela was a politicians daughter from New York and thatโ€™s why Tony never got busted and was able to avoid jail for so long.
Anonymous No.716283771
>>716283401
Shut your nigger contrarian mouth up
Anonymous No.716283843 >>716284000
>>716277162
It's black comedy making fun of these doofuses
Anonymous No.716283997 >>716284141
>>716273796
He still beat the shit outtq tony tho
Anonymous No.716284000
>>716283843
Yeah, a blind hit squad comprised of the elderly was just black comedy. what the fuck?
Anonymous No.716284014
>>716279224
Fucking kek
Anonymous No.716284103 >>716290073
>>716283190
Anonymous No.716284141 >>716284389
>>716283997
He really didn't, he was decidely losing even after a sucker punch until Carmella jumped on Tony's back as an assist.
By all rights Bobby should have been killed just for the attempt.
Anonymous No.716284179
>>716271465
You're looking at them, asshole
Anonymous No.716284389 >>716284850
>>716284141
It was actually surprising that he didnt ice bobby right then and there
Anonymous No.716284691
>>716278185
kek
Anonymous No.716284850 >>716285602
>>716284389
100% of Bobby's career in the mafia was built on being handed things he should never have had and somehow always avoiding any pushback. He was a bigger nepobaby than Tony ever was and then when Junior was removed from the scene everybody just allowed Bobby to claim most of his action because he was Junior's maid for a while. Then he falls for Janice's crap, gets told explicitly that if he wants more responsibility to start with controlling his wife and then gets bumped up to underboss without ever accomplishing anything, including controlling his wife.
Anonymous No.716285602 >>716286617 >>716302189
>>716284850
>then gets bumped up to underboss without ever accomplishing anything, including controlling his wife.
So youre just completel disregard everytingthefuck else that happened during this time huh
Paulie is suspected to be a rat fuck by Tony even earlier than when they show it with the boat trip well after Ralph's death, as well as Christopher being a complete fucking failure on every level so he was a nogo
And who else was there, the guy that actively went out of his way to ask for more work when he could have kept being Jr's babysitter.
Do you even remember the fucking gary cooper entire conversation? Thats literally Bobby.
Bobby wasn't put into what he had because he muh neoptism.
He literally was the gary cooper, thats it.
And what right does any of the other capos or members have too jr's stuff after Tony usurped him, when it was all his anyway
And what Jr DID have after the usurption was barely fucking anything so bobby ofc would have that after jr got dementiad.
The entire point of Bobby was the kinda guy in the background that can do more if given the opportunity and then he got it, but tragically lost his soul from the spitefullness of tony.
Bobby is one of the greatest characters in that show.
Anonymous No.716285867
>>716283023
There isn't one iota of a hint at this in the show. Not even a decent fanfiction man.
Anonymous No.716286101 >>716300936
>>716277162
Yeah, I feel the same way as I do with Breaking Bad. It's just entertainment and I only ever took about 10% of it and what it was trying to say seriously
Anonymous No.716286184 >>716287625 >>716289435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYaAMXWbD14
Anonymous No.716286617
>>716285602
>Bobby wasn't put into what he had because he muh neoptism
He absolutely was. He was a made guy despite never having killed anybody because of who his father was. He only started actually moving up after marrying Tony's sister. Tony is clearly shown to have a thing for nepotism through the entire series, Christopher was given a much higher standing than he should have had because of it as well which other characters point out.
>And who else was there, the guy that actively went out of his way to ask for more work when he could have kept being Jr's babysitter.
He asked for more work and then never did what he was told to do to get it, then got it anyway. Even someone like fucking Carlo would have been a better pick than Bobby and in hindsight treating Carlo better could have helped keep him from flipping. Pat Parisi would probably have been the best pick and he would have even fit into Tony's nepo criteria with him set to become Meadow's father-in-law.
>And what right does any of the other capos or members have too jr's stuff after Tony usurped him
What right does Bobby have to something he didn't take for himself? If the others could carve up Junior's old action then why shouldn't they? Who does Bobby actually have working under him? All he did was use Junior's name as intimidation to make Junior's collections.
Bobby was basically what AJ would have been if Tony had tried injecting him into the family, a useless weak slob.
Anonymous No.716287086
>>716277162
>75% of all conflict is just one guy says some snide remark and then some other guy utterly loses their shit beyond comprehension
The thing you have to understand about the world is that unhinged people who should not be in power chase power and thus are commonly found among people who actually do have power. And these people will fuck people for basically any slight. It makes sense that it's funny at first but as each season progresses it really stops being funny because the hypocrisy builds up to the point where it simply can't be funny because at some point every interaction with these characters is so fucking dark and devoid of any honesty.

This is a somewhat separate point but small shit can have incredibly huge consequences in the world. When they were picking Japanese targets to drop the bomb, they picked a city but some guy in the room vacationed there before the war and said he didn't want a place so beautiful destroyed so they changed the target to Hiroshima. One guy's vacation changed the fate of hundreds of thousands of people.
Anonymous No.716287116 >>716287256 >>716288164
>does that terrible Where the Wild Things Are movie
>Dies
What the fuck
Anonymous No.716287256
>>716287116
Look at his last meal. And then realize he ate like that every meal. Plus cocaine.
Anonymous No.716287276
>Did you hear about the Covvie Godfathah?
>He made 'em an offer he couldn't undahstand
Anonymous No.716287515 >>716287750
>>716277162
That's the point. Despite wanting to believe they're cool and awesome, most of these guys are pathetic knuckleheads who fumble shit and kill people over nothing. The scene where they bitch about welfare leeches and black crime while sitting on their asses spending money they made by extorting people and theft spells it out: they suck and are bad people, and you should not like them.
Anonymous No.716287625
>>716286184
>Oh, that's nice.

>>716278060
dafuq? what were the details?
Anonymous No.716287628
>>716277162
I'd say that that's pretty reductionist considering the plots surrounding Junior vs. Tony's power struggle and then the war with New York
Anonymous No.716287750 >>716287854 >>716288169 >>716288374 >>716291106
>>716287515
I think for me that ended up being one of the damned if you do, damned if you don't criticism of the series

I think because the humor was so funny to me I found these guys more likeable that I should have. Put simply they're too likeable.

But take away that humor and you're hurting the show a great deal.
Anonymous No.716287854 >>716288204
>>716287750
They're very funny and charismatic. But they aren't good people. Chrissy is tragic, but he's still a druggie shithead that got a lot of innocent people killed for no reason.
Anonymous No.716287937
>Your father never had the makings of a Spartan II
Anonymous No.716288164
>>716287116
>Gandolfini guzzled four shots of rum, two pina coladas, and two beers at dinner with his son โ€” while he chowed down on two orders of fried king prawns and a โ€œlarge portionโ€ of foie gras
Went out like a king.
Anonymous No.716288169 >>716288283
>>716287750
I'd say the clearest example of how you're expected to find the characters both likeable and deplorable was Ralph laughing at Sil smacking Tracie around. It was a funny moment and they knew you would laugh but you aren't meant to think that Ralph was right to be laughing about it himself.
The characters are wrong but enjoyable to watch.
Anonymous No.716288204 >>716301126
>>716287854
I find that today a lot of people focus on the tragedy of the characters and not how reprehensible they are as well.

adding onto my other post I think the showrunners caught onto this as well since every time a character dies they usually commit some heinous crime beforehand that I suppose is meant to soften the blow. Example: JT Dolan and Chrissy, Eugene and Teddy, Vito and the random guy he merks.

Also I find it incredibly fitting that the only one who survives by the end of the Sopranos is the most cockroach-like of the crew (Paulie)
Anonymous No.716288218 >>716293398
>>716278763
Unironically The Wire did what The Sopranos tried to do but better.
Anonymous No.716288219 >>716292167
>>716277162
I dont think you understand this is how Italian men really are
Anonymous No.716288283 >>716288393 >>716288445 >>716290492
>>716288169
Speaking of brainlet takes, if you think Tony kills Ralph because of pie-o-my, KYS immediately so you don't reproduce.
Anonymous No.716288374 >>716288535
>>716287750
>Nooooo, bad people can't be funny and funny people can't be bad
Anonymous No.716288393
>>716288283
Never reply to me with "Speaking of brainlet takes" again
Anonymous No.716288445 >>716288792
>>716288283
would it be fair to say it was part of it? I'm not saying it was the primary factor, but that and Tracee certainly were a secondary one combined into each other.

>She was an innocent fuckin' creature!
Anonymous No.716288535
>>716288374
I just found myself giving them too much leeway in my head, that's why I said it was my criticism and not one that I think necessarily applies to the show objectively.
Anonymous No.716288589 >>716288695 >>716290340 >>716294435
this show always fucked with me because i grew up in the area it takes place in, i wasnt aware i had a funny accent until this show got popular and people out of state started making fun of me
Anonymous No.716288695 >>716288725
>>716288589
Do you really call capicola "gabagool"?
Anonymous No.716288725
>>716288695
no lmao
Anonymous No.716288792 >>716289005
>>716288445
The show literally spells it out for you; Tony suppresses his emotions in order to cope with all the bad things he sees/does to people on a daily basis, and he can only deal with his emotions through animals. The ducks flying away represent his fear of losing his family, and pie-o-my represents Tracey and the unborn child.
Anonymous No.716289005 >>716290687
>>716288792
Tony just didn't like Ralph and this was the last straw, it's not that complicated pseud
Anonymous No.716289435
>>716286184
I hope I never have to witness dementia. Horrible shit.
Anonymous No.716290023 >>716292081
Anonymous No.716290073
>>716284103
Anonymous No.716290150 >>716292081
Anonymous No.716290153
>>716272998
>>716270273 (OP)
OH NOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.716290340
>>716288589
Iโ€™m sorry my dad and his thugs did what they did to your family.
Anonymous No.716290492
>>716288283
I don't know truly of what's happening in Tony's head but ralphie planning and doing that while his own son got turned into a vegetable tells you all you need to know about the character
And the thing with the badabing whore
Anonymous No.716290687
>>716289005
He really didnโ€™t but he still saved his life only to kill him with his bare hands
Anonymous No.716291106
>>716287750
Theres nuance in this, which is the point. And at the end they all mostly get what they deserve. Sil gets put in a coma forever as a vegetable, Christopher dies unceremoniously, Vito gets beat to death, Paulie has to be NYCs bitch and Tony dies. The only one with a decent ending is maybe Artie.
Anonymous No.716292081
>>716270273 (OP)
>>716275489
>>716290023
>>716290150
I never knew this Sopranos/Halo crossover thing existed until today and I need more.
Anonymous No.716292167
>>716288219
Zoomers really saw that plastic whore and thought "mm yummy"
I gotta admit I'm no angel here either, but I'm glad I got out when I could.
Anonymous No.716293398 >>716298513
>>716288218
the sopranos tried to make people hate italians? that makes no sense
Anonymous No.716293724
He activated Forerunner technology is what he did! He was a great space explorer! And in this house, humans are descended from Forerunners! End of story!
Anonymous No.716294435
>>716288589
It's Anti-Italian discrimination!
Anonymous No.716294913
>>716277529
"Old-school" "hardcore" fps bros... no... our only gotcha... t-this can't- i-
Anonymous No.716295840
>Driving through New J*rsey
>They named the very first service station on their main state parkway after a guy mostly known for being an "Italian" criminal
Kinda telling
Anonymous No.716296469 >>716296602
>a series (yes an ENTIRE SERIES) dedicated to a bunch of fat wops being almost absolute jew tier terrible people and causing complete misery around them while having awkward conversations
>Also sometimes one of the fatter ones does the funnee yell at his family and therapist (raeped btw)
Gonna be honest, I don't get the hype
>Erm *doink* But it's heckin' realistic you see! You're following around bad people in their day to day lives, and come to understand why they are the way they are!
The news is realistic too. Do you binge watch the news? No, I don't want to come to understand these "people". What exactly is there to understand? They're scum, so they probably either had terrible shit childhoods, or are just sociopaths. Scum either need to blow their brains out, or rot in prison. Simple as.
Anonymous No.716296471
>>716277313
Anonymous No.716296602 >>716296863
>>716296469
Ok let's start with you and the cohort of insufferable soccer mom type faggots acting prude and shit about every media. Out of contrarianism or stupidity I don't care.
Anonymous No.716296745
>>716274634
Omar's coming to take the ps5 games, and for once he's going home empty handed
Anonymous No.716296863 >>716297020
>>716296602
>Prude
You eat shit logs out of a nigger's hairy anus and ask for more with a poop-covered smile
>I don't care
Cared enough to reply, bitch-tits
Anonymous No.716297020 >>716297213
>>716296863
bot tier reply like the previous one
Anonymous No.716297148 >>716297476
>>716280920
That's because Janice was the oldest and was already trained in not talking to the cops, the reason Johnny took Janice is becauase all the other wise guys used to neet to discuss business at the fair and bought one kid each as cover
Anonymous No.716297213 >>716299018
>>716297020
>SAAAAAAR THIS IS BENCHODE BOT SAAR I KNOW BECAUSE MY COWORKER RANJEET CODED IT
I can make accusations too, nigra.
Anonymous No.716297262
>>716282214
It was the other way around. As the oldest daughter she was spoiled, given everything she asked for and plays mind games when she doesn't, that's why Janice is such a cunt
Anonymous No.716297372
>>716283657
And then her father is a contractor who gets a massive kick out of having mob connections, despite never doing anything with them
Anonymous No.716297476
>>716297148
I know that
Anonymous No.716298513 >>716298693
>>716293398
It doesnโ€™t make literal sense, but symbolically? Kinda. The showโ€™s a masterpiece, but it definitely plays into every Italian-American stereotype in the book: gabagool, overbearing mothers, pinky rings, hot tempers, nepotism, constant yelling, etc. Itโ€™s like David Chase took everything your Nonna warned you about and made an HBO budget opera out of it. Doesnโ€™t mean it was malicious, but it sure didnโ€™t help the โ€œItalians = Mafiaโ€ thing.
Anonymous No.716298693 >>716299128 >>716299308
>>716298513
That's probably why so many "italians" in the show complain about the mafia and the image it perpetuates
If you came out of The Sopranos thinking "yep, Italian Americans truly are just like that" then you may be a moron
Anonymous No.716298923
>>716279224
Anonymous No.716299018
>>716297213
Second third world botfarm reply
Anonymous No.716299081
>>716270273 (OP)
He's a faaaaaaaaaaaag
Anonymous No.716299128
>>716298693
its funny because back in those days, you were absolutely correct to hate americans with 25% italian/irish blood, acting as if they are just genuinely those nationalities.

but these days, a lot of americans just act like pavement apes instead. them being deluded into thinking they were irish/italian, was far, far superior into them being deluded into thinking they are black.
Anonymous No.716299308 >>716299501
>>716298693
Yeah, I feel like there are a lot of Italian Americans that dislike the mafia element in the show.
Anonymous No.716299345
word to the wise: remember reach.
Anonymous No.716299501 >>716299550 >>716299632
>>716299308
the 'element'? its the entire point of the show you fucking retarded finook.
Anonymous No.716299550
>>716299501
The entire point of the show is that Tony wants to be vegan, but can't, because he's not a faaaaaaaaag.
Anonymous No.716299632 >>716300542
>>716299501
Is there anyone that isn't in the mafia in the show? Then it's an element. The primary one, sure but an element nonetheless.
Anonymous No.716299661 >>716299921
>>716273534
ewww he was into trains? ick. sounds like an incel.
Anonymous No.716299868
>>716277313
my first FPS was pic rel
gotta say, halo ce on PC was more fun
Anonymous No.716299876
Anonymous No.716299921 >>716300183
>>716299661
He loved the things, had a big Lionel that was the gem of his collection that his kids did not give a shit about. It's actually in the background of several scenes he has with Janice throughout the last couple of seasons. For some reason the track looks like it just has a ramp that goes nowhere at the edge of the table though, I don't think those things go fast enough to do jumps.
Anonymous No.716300183
>>716299921
ewww why isn't he into clubbing and true crime instead? yuck...
Anonymous No.716300232
>>716280397
>sociopath
>no emotions
When will people learn the difference between psychopaths and sociopaths I wonder.
Anonymous No.716300542 >>716300821
>>716299632
Yeah there were characters who weren't in the mob; mafia members families mafia victims, FBI agents trying to catch the mafia, the psychologist treating the mafia boss

Literally every character is related to the mafia in some way you fuckig retard. I bet you got dropped on the head as a baby
Anonymous No.716300821
>>716300542
>FBI agents trying to catch the mafia
Sounds like they might dislike the mafia element
And no, not every character is related to the mafia in some way unless you're intending to count having met somebody that they don't even know is in the mafia and not having that fact impact their life at all as being related to the mafia
Anonymous No.716300936 >>716301036
>>716286101
Better Call Saul is so much better. BB felt like the beta/prototype for a really, really dark crime series and BCS was the real show.
Anonymous No.716301036
>>716300936
Bcs was probably the worst show I've ever rewatched.
You can really tell Vince left after season 3 because the plot takes a nose dive. Not even mentioning the utter shit ending.
Anonymous No.716301126 >>716302945
>>716288204
Paulie constantly alludes to the fact that he survived the last war, while nearly everyone else from it was a casualty of some sort. Makes you wonder what he and Uncle June did to survive while practically the rest of the DiMeo family ends up dead, or in prison.
But then you see what Paulie did, and it's basically just playing both sides while hoping to not get put in the crosshairs.
Anonymous No.716301413
>>716273796
Melfi is a good person. Many of her friends, not so much.
Anonymous No.716301729
Anonymous No.716301862
>>716280397
The point is that he has free will. He could have found a way through life without joining the mafia. He could've moved to New York and made something of himself, he was a boomer so it wasn't exactly hard to do in those days. Tony chose that life, regrets it and doesn't want it for his own son. Problem is he's far too deep in it to ever leave it, I really doubt he would leave even if he had the chance though, he enjoys the lifestyle.
Anonymous No.716302189
>>716285602
I never thought I'd read such a passionate defence of fucking Bobby of all people. He was just kinda there, the definition of doing the bare minimum.
Anonymous No.716302945
>>716301126
Uncle junior is like the biggest snake in the show so it doesn't surprise me.
Anonymous No.716303535 >>716306594
This show made me like Italians unironically
Anonymous No.716303847
"Drink water" was the coolest mobster name in the show
Anonymous No.716304807
>>716273534
>thinking there are good people in the Sopranos
every one is a self serving piece of shit
everyone
the only innocent one of them all of was poor Pie o My oof madone
Anonymous No.716306594
>>716303535
It made me hate italian americans unironically
they're just as self-centered as normal americans but have the fucking gall to think they're special just because their nonno got called ethnic slurs for being the equivalent of a mexican wetback but on the early 20th century, and didn't bother to drop their bad habits from the old country
Anonymous No.716306996 >>716309023
>>716277162
>Almost everyone acts how /v/ mock women for acting- overemotional,delirious and deranged.
>Now I'm racist towards Italians
The 90% of the "emotions" they show are anger and psychopathy towards the violence they inflict on people what "emotions" , are you talking about lmao. They barely have emotions. Also nobody is racist to Italians in the current year unless they are the most unhinged nordicist tier /pol/fag. People who were racist to Italians were mostly so due to Italians being Catholic
Anonymous No.716308431
>>716272998
Speaking of 98lbs, I hear the XBOX is having a 95 lb controller taken out of its port
Anonymous No.716308854
>>716277162
It seems weird to single out Italians this way when black American culture is basically the same thing, streamlined to remove any positive aspects and then pumped so full of growth hormone that they don't ever need to talk to each other to have a blood feud
Anonymous No.716309023
>>716306996
well, plenty of people are extremely racist towards white people in general. and before you say 'hurr italians aren't white' it doesn't matter. anyone less brown than a muslim is included. however that is state sanctioned racism, and heavily propagandised. so people tend to think its acceptable, when it absolutely is not.
Anonymous No.716309838
>>716277162
>survive the internet....
chronically online, they don't care about the internet and are relics of a bygone era to begin with. Its a theme that drips into the series the more you watch it. Not sure wht the point of your acting like how /v/ describes women when a lot of people on /v/ aren't tough at all and the Sopranos series is not some Andrew Tate guide book to begin with. Tony goes to a female therapist since the beginning of the series because the point is he is emotional.
Anonymous No.716310451
>>716270273 (OP)
You got-a plasma granada on your hat
Anonymous No.716311231
Halo Legends, whatever happened there?