I turn 39 next month and I beat the Roaring Knight.

What's your excuse, /v/?

I'm not playing this gay ass game

I don't have brain problems.

39 and playing tranny games, whats wrong with you unc

>>716274418
>>716274457
>>716274489
no-hands bitches

>>716274314 (OP)
Im 39 and play shmups all day
Its a meme that you lose reflexes as you age, maybe when you hit 70

>>716274670
I figured, but I've never played twitchy shit before. I'm surprised it didn't take me longer to do this. Only a few hours.

>DELTATROON
>DELTATROOOOOON IN THE CATALOG

>>716274670
I hit 30 and I've felt my reaction times dulling over the last few years. I play fighting games and blocking overheads or avoiding moves like Drive Impact has gotten harder for me. How do you stay sharp anon, or is it just natural for you?

>>716274670
Although in shmups memorization helps a lot
Better example would be that play a lot of pinball which does require sharp reflexes, and Im improving my scores with age
>>716274848
I was never into fighting games much other than being a casual at tekken 3. Maybe losing reaction time is something that varies a lot between individuals

>>716274314 (OP)
Im curious to see how hard this actually is when I find time to play ch3 and 4, It will tell me how casual the fanbase is. Yeah Ive been spoiled of it all already I dont care about that.

>>716275321
Chapter 1 secret boss was hardest for me. Chapter 2 was the easiest. Roaring Knight fucked me for hours with two specific attacks.

>>716275321
recent updates gimped the fight and made it piss easy, you snooze you lose bucko

>>716274670
>Measuring your reaction times with single player games
Shiggy. You still lose to youngsters in multiplayer

>>716275776
People would cope there and say its lag or connection issues.

I wish this game wasnt 70% dialogue

>almost 40
>still playing deltarune
grim

>>716274848
Your reactions will slow but it shouldn't be that bad, if you want to stay successful you might want to focus more on getting reads on your opponent and punishing.

>>716277029
Wait until you hear the barrage of 40yo playing mario 64 right now

>>716274314 (OP)
>after the nerf
You didn't beat the Knight.

>>716277029
"If you want to enter the kingdom of heaven you must be like children"

>>716274314 (OP)
>post-nerf
you didn't beat it

>>716277451
mario 64 is a classic, deltarune is for weebs and furries.

Thanks to the nerf, I could finally get the no hit.

>>716278457
>got stronger
You didn't beat it.

>>716278457
Thats it? It looks so easy.

>>716278606
There's a couple really obnoxious attacks at the end of the fight that you don't see unless you waste turns healing (so not in a no hit), but yeah, people greatly exaggerate how hard this fight is. Getting T-Rank in the Susiezilla mini-game is genuinely more difficult than the no hit.

>>716278949
I mean Im sure Ill die a few times learning it, I just expected more
>fight is easier if you get gud and fastkill it
Not a fan

>>716278457
170 is kinda nutty
I needa time my Busters better

>>716278457
Amuses me that people still use the graze ribbons.

>>716278519
Mercy is for homosexuals.

>>716279298
In this footage Susie has the Jevilstail and SpikeBand equipped. You do a lot less damage if you have the mantle taking up a slot.

>>716278457
OP here, I got the win with only 2hp left on barney, everyone else dead. I'm happy with that.

>>716274314 (OP)
god damn that panel glow's terrible

>>716274314 (OP)
are you hiding you bald head with a hat or do you have a bowl cut

Where the hell is everyone

>>716283489
Lost in the code
Duh

>>716274314 (OP)
>He beat it after the nerf
You not only cheated the game but yourself.

nerf the knight

Ramb.

Finished.
https://img.heyuri.net/f/koko.php?res=2850
Refference from this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js6npvTLqxA
Really miss /f/ and wish I could post it there.

>>716284281
Nice, anon

>>716284281

>>716284976
Did you draw this? It looks good.

>>716285061
nah, it's some rando's drawing, i just saved it because i thought it was funny.

>>716285249
Completely fair, saving it for the same reason.

>>716274314 (OP)
I've jacked it to Undertale R34 but have no interest in playing the games

>>716285589
>/v/ doesnt play videogames

reminder that the princess ribbon and lancer both confirm that kris is a girl

>>716284281
You’re doing God’s work by keeping flash alive

Can Kris and Noelle make it work in non-snowgrave?

>>716285891
wrong, lancer confirms kris is a cookie

Still fucked from that one anons post about Asgore going nuclear on Sans from Sans (seemingly) making fun of Kris for being adopted. Like that was a whole angle of shitty Sans behavior I genuinely didn't think about but now I can't get it out of my head

>>716286346
but then who was wife?

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER

>>716286436
sans would 100% taunt kris for being adopted if he thought he could get away with it
no idea what his beef is with a teenager he met two days ago is, maybe he thinks kris is getting in the way of fucking toriel or something

>>716286436
it's so good I hope Toby has already had it baked into the script for a decade

Hey just coming back to say that
>Mark of 8ch (moe) is a pedophile and had admitted to it in a game night
>He threw a giant fucking tantrum about not being able to use 8k's /v/ board as a lurid images of underage characters (as in he's a faggot that doesn't want to use the videogame board to discuss videogames)
>The point of an anonymous image board is to discuss the topic of the board and thread without the usual baggage that comes with forums and shit for wrong think. If you unironically cry about "board culture" and cry about an opinion you don't like you are specifically without exaggeration the biggest problem with reddit transplanted here.
>Catty is hot.

>>716286516

>>716286516
The cookie

>>716286346
>Dexter's a cookie

>>716286030
Thank you anon, will dedicate the rest of my life to it

>>716286436
Repostin'
>I'm still convinced the reckoning isn't just going to be Asgore getting jealous over Toriel. Given the kind of douchebag Sans has been, I absolutely believe Sans is going to corner Kris and "warn" him to not try anything to his mom...and end up doing a meta break by telling Kris that "you aren't her kid", 'you' in red to mock us for getting mad at his relationship with Toriel. And as he walks off to go back to the festival or whatever, Asgore will come out from a bush or something and reveal he heard the whole thing. And because he can't hear colors, Asgore will be furious because he just heard Sans tell his adoptive son one of the most hurtful things an adopted child can hear.

>>716286580
He probably knows that Kris is harboring an eldritch demon and working with the assholes opening fountains of world-ending darkness in the town in which his mom lives

>>716274810
Shut up.

>>716274314 (OP)
I turn 34 next month and I beat him as well. Pre-nerf actually.

>>716286142
Nope. Prophecy forbade it

>>716286942
i feel like that's too much
toby seems to want a clear separation between the light world and the dark world, outside of snowgrave, right now
sans actually knowing exactly what's been going on feels too much like a retread of undertale
it's also not a smart idea to antagonize not only the eldritch demon, but also the host to said demon and his best friend

Why didn't you enjoy her fight, anon?
Zelda controls too complicated for you?
Her dialogue not schizophrenic enough for you?

When you think about it, Sans really isn't in the wrong for treating Kris like that, the guy is a little menace, he's also a traitor and willing to lie to his friends, not even unintentionally like Ralsei does, but he intentionally harbors ill will towards not only susie and ralsei, but the entire world. Susie is of course innocent, as she is cleary the victim of this treachery. Ralsei will follow Kris to the ends of the earth and will never defy him.
So yeah, Kris actually is le bad, he's working against everyone for his own selfish, possibly suicidal reasons.
But yeah, since sans obviously knows about everything thats going on he probably has every reason, you know he has every reason to dunk on Kris, and he gets to fuck toriel, which I mean, isn't anything special, since I bet the entire towns had their run ins with toriel.

>>716287393
I’m an autistic Zeldafag and thoroughly enjoyed her fight :)

>>716286942
I doubt it's that black and white - more likely he SUSPECTS something is up with Kris, but he doesn't know what, so he's getting close to Toriel to keep an eye on Kris while simultaneously making his dislike of Kris very clear. That's partly why I like the idea of Sans telling Kris that Toriel isn't his mother - he'd mean it partly to try and demoralize Kris, and partly to remind Kris that he's a human in a town of monsters, meaning he's the outsider and should be careful with what kind of trouble he causes.

I'm glad that everyone is kinda united in hating pippins, they really are just smug assholes doing gypsy shit

>>716274314 (OP)
you did it after the patch.

>>716287193
I can understand that stance. Though, I think this line and that he just goes back to dancing afterwards does foreshadow some amount of prescience on sans' part

I'm just waiting for the one weird-mode fight where YOU pull out a knife on Sans and he starts having Vietnam flashbacks.

>>716274314 (OP)
>pushing 40
>playing games made for Tumblr "artists" and furry degenerates (but I repeat myself)
So which one are you?

>38
I enjoy the hell out of it and feel no shame about it.

>>716287596
I like this possibility

>>716287624
given that toriel was showing concern for susie right before that, i think sans was just trying to calm her down and go back to partying
he was being a prick to her specifically earlier, i see no reason for him to care now

>>716287661
I'm sorry, what games should I be playing?

>>716287661
This game is equal parts weeb, furry, and tumblr.
He could be any of those.

>>716287393
It's aight solely cuz it's a fight that demands some skill from you in a game with piss easy encounters

>>716287393
her fight was fine, i was baffled to learn that people though she was especially hard though
felt like a mid game classic zelda boss to me

>>716287624
Sans you're good at reading faces your ass is lyin

>>716287798
>he was being a prick to her specifically earlier, i see no reason for him to care now
Wait when?

>>716286436
>>716286913
Asgore finding out would be utter cinematic kino, but honestly I think such a situation could provide a really strong redemptive moment for Toriel as well. Her reputation in the fanbase is kind of in the shitter, so if she kicked Sans' ass for hurting Kris I feel like it'd be a good way to win some people back to her side.
Best case scenario is Asgore and Toriel reconciling after beating the tar out of Sans but that's a bit too cliché to ever actually happen

>>716275776
nah I still got it, lil youngster

Certain darkners are based on people the fountain creator knew
>queen is based on carol
>eram is based on kris
>gerson is based on gerson who most likely was dess's teacher
>the only thing susie knows about gerson is that he's dead so when she created the fountain the statue zombie appeared instead
Dess most likely knows about Gaster and that he created "the world's rules" (prophecy)
>when dess made the card kingdom the rules card got based on gaster
Queen = Carol
ERAM = Kris
Gerson = Gerson
The statue = Remains of Gerson
Rouxls = Gaster

>>716287393
In terms of difficulty:

Roaring Knight > Jevil > Shadow Mantle > Spamtron

>>716274670
you grow up till youre 28-32 then your body decompose, not hard to understand it's a slow process

Toriel and assgore are obviously set up to mirror elnina and laninos arc, with roulx as sans. Let's see how it goes in the Light world.

>>716287914
UNDERTALE sans can tell how many times you've scratched your ass in the past month just by looking at your face
We dont know if deltarune sans can, and he doesnt really care if you
a) say its great to see him again
b) if you didnt talk to him in chapter 1, mention his brother in chapter 2
He is also NOT LAZY at ALL

>>716287940
He was just doing his regular comedy routine, and Susie was just getting annoyed rather than playing along, or responding with comedy of her own.

That's the real reason why Sans feels off from Undertale. He doesn't have Papyrus to comedically over-react to his antics, and respond with his own kind of funny.
The two of them essentially played each others' straight man.
But now Susie plays more of a traditional straight man to Sans, and it just doesn't work properly. Deadpan humor doesn't really work with a straight man, because the joke is predicated on the idea that the one you assume is serious is actually not.

>>716287798
honestly I don't know what people mean when they say sans has been a prick prior to the Ch4 ending, and potentially even during it. all his scenes with kris and susie in the hometown segments felt more like banter to me-- somewhat mean banter, sure, but never quite bullying, assuming that Kris doesn't have such thin skin he gets upset at the idiot baby hotline (he only has thin enough skin to tear his soul through). and I'm sure there will be a reason (note: not an *excuse*) given for his Ch4 ending behavior. he still teleports and fucks with the space around him too easily--he wouldn't be caught not knowing some amount of what's happening in the weird ass town he lives in

You mfrs know its the same sans in undertale and deltarune right, not only that but theres going to be thr chapter that is literally just undertale again, when they all go in the bunker (where its safe)

>>716287940
Some anons in this thread are genuinely autistic and think sans' jokes in the past 4 chapters are completely mean-spirited and makes him an irredeemable piece of shit
I dont know how they got past high school without shooting up the place

>>716287940
when walking around hometown you can try to go to sans' store and he'll fuck with kris and susie
susie in particular seems to be getting the brunt of sans' bs when he keeps changing the sign

>>716288241
>MOVE OR CHANGE YOUR FUCKING SIGN
>lmao no lol
somehow sans is the prick here

>>716288015
queen is carol, toriel, berdly's mother, and likely susie's mother all at the same time
look at how she treats each of the kids, it's noticeably different for all of them

>>716288209
right!? it's weird

Bosom.

>>716287193
He's definitely working with Gaster
the only question is whether he became acquainted with him during Deltarune or whether he came to Deltarune because Gaster told him to

lmao look at that baldnes pattern

stop the Søylent and start investing in some Finasteride

>>716288404

>>716288519
It means tity

>>716287393
Whats the NSFW edit

>>716286142
They already did. It only needs mending.

>>716288404
do you think queen likes [hot young vessels in your area]?

>>716288325
susie asked if they could go in and sans immediately starts being a smartass
she only gets pissed later

>>716288519
>>716288404
Let's not ignore the fact that if you choose "Perish", Kris says it enthusiastically.

So, someone in a previous thread mentioned a Ralsei solo fight, like Kris vs the Mantle or Spamton and Susie vs Gerson is pretty likely to happen.
The common theory is apparently that it's going to be versus Sans, but neither of the other ones were Lightners.

Who, or what, would be a good foil to Ralsei for him to finally get a taste of freedom and its leitmotif?
I think it's be neat if the SOUL came over to Ralsei after Kris reveals himself to be a traitor, and Ralsei wants to break the prophecy.

>>716274314 (OP)
It's not really a hard fight. I'd put it below Spamton and Jevil easily.

papyrus is more mysterious than gaster
>sans came from another world to investigate flowey's total jackass stunts
>gaster was asgore's scientist who became a god during one of his dark fountain related total jackass stunts
>we know nothing about papyrus

>>716288870
>Who, or what, would be a good foil to Ralsei for him to finally get a taste of freedom and its leitmotif?
Legally distinct Flowey

>>716288813
>soft belly
Hnnnnnnnnngh

>>716288885
Thats the easy version of that move.

>>716288885
I lost more to Gerson than her, but she was my 2nd hardest kill.
Gerson > Knight > Jevil > Spamton

>>716287393
I did enjoy the fight a lot though
The sword quest was creepypasta kino

>>716288885
I beat Jevil, Spamton, and Gerson on my second try for each of them.
The Knight took about 8 hours of attempts to get down.

>>716287393
https://youtu.be/iXpan24KyPw?si=ddJfZuqHR-gqp4d7

>>716288870
Kris and Susie (lightners) fighting darkners and Ralsei (darkner) fighting a lightner is p cool

>>716289112
>The Knight took about 8 hours
That's actually quite crazy. I beat the knight in like twenty minutes and Gerson in my first try but spent hours on Jevil. Spamton was pretty easy but still harder than the Knight and Gerson for me.

>>716288994
At least he'd man up soon, when the flower shop is involved in chapter 5.

>>716289130
Oh, that is a fair point, though.

>>716289112
>8 hours
i hope that was mantleless

>>716288932
There's implications in Undertale that Papyrus is stupidly strong and might be even worse than Sans if you somehow pissed him off. That's part of why I was hoping he would be the Knight before chapter 3 all but stated it was Dess.

>>716287393
I'm not interested in the evil route, sorry.
Also no offense but I liked Tenna's version of the game more.

So are we just going to fight titanspawn from now on because all the levity kind of got bled out in chapter 4. It's hard to go from "Unspeakable horror from the abyss" to "haha funny balloon man darkner" or something.

Was Chapter 3 conceptualized before Undertale like Chapter 1? Mettaton wears the same suit as Tenna at one point

>>716289552
iirc toby mentioned that tenna being a 3d character dates back to 2016, so it's possible

>>716284281
lol nice

>>716289456
Anon, the same chapter also had Kris and Susie, after the whole shit with the last prophecy in the end, come back home to Toriel drunk off her ass and dancing with Sans. Sure it's not that jarring since you still get them angsting about it, but I doubt it's going to be 100% grimdark serious shit from now on (yet).

>beat the knight multiple time prior with and without the mantle
>still glad the sword tunnels aren't rng bullshit at times anymore

can't tell you how many fucking times I've got over by false hits and the end attack safe zones not actually being correct

>>716289456
Kris vs Susie is the endgame fight, at least for Chapter 5. It's no "Unspeakable horror from the abyss", but emotionally it will hit like a truck.

>>716286991
Sans is no longer kosher. We don't like him anymore.
spread the word.

>>716274314 (OP)
I love the game, but why is Toby's stuff such a troon magnet
What the fuck is up with that? Why must they all be insufferable?

>>716290434
both of his games had they/them main characters, and several supporting characters.
It's got the same brand of awkwardly eloquent wit that made the most entertaining parts of Tumblr.

>>716290540
Why do they take it as a non-binary thing and not just "it's ambiguous Kris can be whatever you want ooOOO" like with Undertale
Are they stupid?

>>716290434
toby's always been vocal about his support of the gays, and his decision to make the protagonists of his games sex ambiguous leads to people inventing reasons why the protagonist is actually just like them
i just hope with kris there's a reason for it, since a major part of kris' character is that she isn't (you)

>>716290243
>it will hit like a truck.
Oh boy Asgore will be there?!

>>716288870
Ralsei learns offensive magic by Asgore smashing the mercy button

>>716290594
Why didn't he just add a simple "are you a boy/girl" option at the start? Was he fucking stupid?

>>716274314 (OP)
>What's your excuse, /v/?
I haven't played Undertale or Deltarune and have zero intention of ever changing that.

>>716290583
Because Robby Dog actively shuts down that interpretation by correcting anyone using actual singular pronouns for Frisk, Chara, and Kris.

Also, characters like Napstablook who also have the enby-itis.

good job op. who did you give the mantle to?

>>716290939
in undertale it actively does not matter so i get why he didn't bother to make any mention of it (outside the time he accidentally referred to frisk as 'he')
but with deltarune i feel like it does, even if people try to come up with reasons why i doesn't

>>716290434
Part of it is because Toby is only one degree of separation from them. The guy literally told people to throw money at BLM (The 'organization' that did nothing but buy themselves a mansion and throw parties), which means he's either drunk the koolaid or is a complete retard out of his creative endeavors.

He hasn't gone full retard, but he's right next to the people that are.

>>716274810
What is this from

>>716291139
>>716291172
Why does Toby have to be a faggot...
Do you HAVE to be insane to make competent vidya?

>>716278457
I like how the no-hit win has Kris subtly tell the Knight that the SOUL is unexpectedly cracked and the Knight needs to hurry up and end it. Easiest way of showing Kris and the Knight are colluding.

>>716291204
nancy drew and the full metal alchemist

>>716291139
He might just do that because he knows his words have power over people's interpretations. If *he* refers to Kris as a certain, definite gender it will be in wikis and cause shitflinging within the hour so he's decided to be careful about that in order to leave the matter properly ambiguous (kris is male)

>>716291172
to be fair to toby on that, it was during the height of the saint floyd riots
it's very likely he felt pressured to say something then as to not provoke the mob against him
although he should've been smart enough to know that it would blow over like it always does and stayed silent

F - F
C - F
K - M

This is the only correct answer

>>716291521
Chara's strength in genocide is referred to with the variable Murderboy.
Also, I think it makes a bit more sense for Asriel and Chara to share a room if they were both boys. Plus, it would make their connection, and behavior towards each other make a bit more sense.

>>716291521
toby thinks of frisk as a boy
chara is called murderboy in the files
kris, however, fits all the traits of the second hero/ girl in the prophecy and has dainty little princess hands

>>716291713
new schizo thread personality developing as we speak

why is Asgore running over deers when he can fuck rm instead

Kris backstabs Susie and Ralsei during the knight fight win. It just makes more sense than the knight suddenly developing infinite speedhacks.

>>716291770
kris being a girl has been a growing theory for over a month now, even with the scattered threads

>>716290434
almost all games appear to have large troon fanbases (as much as they may not want to admit it) because the people most likely to spend large amounts of time 'engaging' with a certain game, or show/movie etc, in a non-anonymous way are those who: live on twitter, care deeply about a medium made for children, are desperate for friendship and so constantly interact even in places where they shouldn't and don't have anything interesting to say, and are narcisstic enough to showboat attributes of themselves as if anyone cares. These personality traits heavily overlap with autism/troon/faggotry which is why you see them so much.
Toby strikes me as a very milquetoast liberal, as most white/mutt men his age and wealth bracket are, so he passively supports things like BLM/trannies, and he clearly has a lesbian fetish, but he's also self aware enough to know that active tranny inclusion would severely hurt his bottom line

>>716291864
anon I no-life the threads, I know what you are

>>716291808
Knight do be pretty fast tho

>>716291895
then you should know that there are more people than just me talking about it

>>716291232
Talent = autism = potential troonery, yes.

>>716277495
>>716277570
What was the nerf?

>>716292048
The sword hallway's hitbox was slightly shrinked to better match the sprites

>>716292048
Sword Corridor hitbox got shrinked lil bit. It helps more than you think but at the same time it's kinda funny from how everyone's acting you'd think the Knight got like reduced damage or something

>>716292108
>>716292197
Oh yeah, I'm noticing it being a bit bullshit right now.

>>716291807
Giselle...

>>716292027
I sincerely wish the troon fad would just go the fuck away
It's taken too many genuinely talented(autistic) people
Why is it so common to turn to troonism to cope with whatever bullshit you're dealing with? I haven't felt the pull once, what is this? How is it grabbing so many, so easily?

>>716291239
That little exchange is so perfect. I imagine Kris trying to signal "we have a situation, you have to do better than that, man" and the Knight is standing there like "dafuq you want me to do, bro, it just aced all my strongest attacks."

Fuck YOU, leatherman.
Green bioluminescent sponge was harder. Probably still is.

>>716285891
Imagine being so unfeminine 90% of the fanbase thinks you are a boy.

>>716292540
>green bioluminescent sponge
...I give up. who the fuck are you talking about

>>716292415
It's just scientology again anon, or as people have been calling it Genderology

>>716292695
Go play star of providence.

>>716290434
Because his games are good, and trannies are naturally drawn to good things so they can ruin them.

>>716291663
Asgore and Toriel were obviously setting up Chara with Asriel though.

>>716290434
Transexuals tend to be very vocal and like video games. I can't think of many large games without a vocal trans audience.

Is asgore a /k/ommando?

>>716292805
looks cool. added to my List

It took me maybe 10 tries, but probably 8 of those were without using the act to speed up movement because I thought it would only be for one turn and seemed like a waste. I never bothered with the genocide run in Undertale, but I have a feeling I'd have a way harder time with Sans.

>>716288190
It is rather funny how annoyed Sussie is with his antics every time.

>>716292980
No he's a /o/utist.

>>716288209
>Implying they finished high school.

>>716278457
lol is that it

https://youtu.be/nStvM1e6USQ?t=1916 i grew up on stuff like this

>>716293131
I wonder what he thinks of /mo/.

>>716292415
It won't because if you give socially conservatives a mile they will take the country. It's made worse now that it's confirmed almost all republicans are actual child rapists. This is the hill they have chosrn to die on, and since the center and left in America is unable to dictate the debate that isn't going to change.

It's retarded, but it's what happens without state atheism.

>>716293283
*Chosen to die on

>>716293159

>>716293283

>>716292415
Peer pressure is one hell of a drug.

>>716293283
This is what happens when social media and shit like Discord making everyone become instantly connected 24/7 causes most of the world to go fucking insane with more accessibility to information and each other than our brains are able to fully process. It wasn't that bad when all we had was extremely basic yet things like IRC and forums, where you were expected to follow etiquette and actually behave like a normal human being instead of whatever mentally ill babble constantly happens on tw*tter and r*ddit. We need to go back to Web 1.0 and dialup. I'm old and bitter, if you can't tell.

>>716293587
>spoilers
I'm young and bitter, I understand how you feel.

>>716293587
how the fuck can he just down chocolate syrup like that
i'd fucking recoil at the sugar

>>716293587
>>716293719
I'm 22 and my favorite franchises stopped being comfy the moment trannies got involved. Fuck Capcom for ruining what I loved playing as a kid back in the 2000s and 2010s.

>>716293283
>if you give socially conservatives a mile they will take the country.

The fuck is this even attempting to claim? Are we going to get those right wing deathsquads that everyone keeps promising?

>>716293741
it's easy when you're used to it
I can't believe I used to drink soda, one sip of it makes me gag now

>>716293587
I'm old enough to remember dial-up and whatnot
Forums were cool...
I'm 25...
>>716293814
I SURE LOVE MONSTER HUNTER GETTING RUINED I NATE NIGGERS

>>716293814
it's funny how how easy that stuff is to accept in UT/DR. really helps if characters are written as people first and tools for pushing an agenda somewhere beyond dead last

>>716286142
it's doomed
they're not even the same species. animal crossing rules apply

>>716293894
I AM STILL MAD ABOUT DRAGON'S DOGMA AND ARMORED CORE

>>716293814
>>716293894
>Monster Hunter finally gets popular with westoids
>Immediately shits itself

>>716294031
What's wrong with armored core?

>>716294045
World was the beginning.
Rise was the apocalypse.
Wilds is the result.

I will always just play Frontier instead.

>>716294031
To be fair DD2 ruined itself, the killmonger haircut ape was just another small addition to the pile.

>>716294031
FUCKING CAPNIGGERS FUMBLED DRAGON'S DOGMA I'M SO FUCKING MAD
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN IT
IT COULDA BEEN THE GAME, THE BEST GAME OF ALL

>>716274314 (OP)
I have the same name as the protagonist so I refuse to play it to maintain the metanarrative. I will not answer any questions.

>>716294102
AC6, after 10 years of waiting, was something I could barely consider as a mech game, let alone an Armored Core game.
Core values of the franchise (turning speed removed and sekiro stagger introduced) wiped away for the sake of casualizing it for newbies coming in to the series based on nothing but hype alone.
What you're left with is a game with a fantastic story, but shallow gameplay and PvP, and admittedly the worst soundtrack I've ever had the displeasure of hearing while trying to play, in a series filled with nothing but bangers.

>>716294045
I JUST WANT A CLASSIC COLLECTION THAT'S ALL I FUCKING ASK, CAPNIGGERS
I WANNA PLAY 4U ON STECK

>>716294170
come on and play Dogma Rising, my man
at least there's still a way to have fun
>>716294226
Azahar, unless you don't like 3DS emulation because you think it's a stuttery and barely playable mess (don't worry, so do I)

>>716294118
I'm still mad at all of Itsuno's broken promises.

>>716293814
EVERYTHING gets ruined the moment trannies get involved.

>>716294330
HRT hit the nerd scene like crack did niggers.

>>716294303
>Wow holy shit it's gonna be like DD1 but finished, with Itsuno's realized vision
>FUCK
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>716294386
At least the coping threads that followed soon after were fucking hilarious. The shitposting before launch was nice too. It was comfy all around.

>>716294445
I WASN'T COMFY
I WAS IN PURE FUCKING DISBELIEF SEEING HOW THE GAME WAS OVER IMMEDIATELY
OR NOTHING WAS IMPORTANT
OR THERE'S NO GODDAMN ENEMY VARIETY
OR PAWN AI BEING DECIDED BY THE FUCKING VOICE

>>716294513
...Yeah.
...yeah...

>>716294360
It really did. I hate seeing my own people hit so hard by something so evil...

Give back X-Slash, why does only Spamton get it

the moment rpgs like pokimon introduced the choose your gender option, it was over for gamers

>>716293989
This.

Though imagine the horrific deer human hybrids that would result from their marriage.

>>716294593
I finally decide to get around to saving this reaction image and you posted the thumbnail. god damn you

>>716294582
NOOOOOOOO MYSTIC KNIGHT
2 LESS SKILL SLOTS
MAGIC CLASSES GUTTED TO SHIT
IN A GAME SERIES THAT WAS PREVIOUSLY HAILED FOR "HEY MAGIC'S PRETTY COOL AND POWERFUL ACTUALLY"
ROMANCE SYSTEM JUST AS FUCKING BRAINDEAD
NOTHING GOES ANYWHERE
CAN'T IMMEDIATELY SEX THE CAT PRIESTESS
ALL THIS SETUP FOR FUCKING NOTHING
RUNS LIKE SHIT
DRAGON DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
ABSOLUTE LACK OF KINO

WARRIOR IS THE ONLY GOOD THING IN 2

>>716293871
It's trying to say they aren't going to stop with just transexuals. Cause they never do, and never will. Evangelicals especially are batshit insane since they believe the world is going to end in their lifetime.

>Right wing death squads
This isn't Indonesia or Chile, anon. They don't need to do that when they can just go after video games through local state laws.

>>716294593
It's to the point that I actively don't engage in new communities purely because of the "people" that infest it now. Where you get banned harder than even some power-tripping forum admins from back in the day. Makes the jannies look tame in comparison. I don't even have many servers I'm in, most of my discussions is either between friends or on this board.

Because it genuinely feels like they're the only places where I'm talking to real people, and not two-faced axewound-havers that secretly just want to fucking kill me and everyone I know and love. That TCRF shit that happened a month ago is just another example. All of the shit in the logs is a fucking 34 year old MAN saying that shit.

>>716294767
EXPLORATION'S FUCKING POINTLESS BECAUSE ALL THE BEST SHIT IS IN STORES
STUPID FUCKING NIGGARDLY BLACKSMITH SYSTEM THAT GETS IN THE WAY I SURE LOVE BACKTRACKING EVERYWHERE TO GET THE RIGHT SMITH FOR THE RIGHT UPGRADES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THIS GAME NEEDED FUCK YOU ITSUNO YOU WORTHLESS NIGGER

>>716294767
don't forget that the best part of the game doesn't even last 30 minutes

>>716293587
I have some fondness for Discord and even this site for letting me meet people that share my hobbies from all of the world. But, yeah, otherwise I agree. Twitter is the worst one especially and I was hating on it long before it became mainstream.

>>716294626
Kris hates us :(

>>716294687
just as keikaku

>>716294848
>WOW COOL THE WORLD'S ACTUALLY EXPANDED-
>Over immediately
COOL
COOL COOL COOL
NOT LIKE I WANTED SOMETHING FUN

Everything was better in the 2000s. What would UT/DR have been like if they had come out during that era of video games?

>>716294908
at least we have Project Dragonforged to look forward to
and given how the project leader cosplays as Ryu Hayabusa in-game, there's a very high chance of it being good

>>716294971
Susie would say slurs, I guess.

>>716295054
She already does.

>>716294903
>Carol did it all for grandkids
How would that make you feel?

>>716295160
>"Bangin' your daughter, muh'am."

>>716294971
Someone would say faggot: Evidence being the halloween hack

>>716294987
I dunno what that is but I hope it's good
I like how DD2 probably won't even get an expansion to fucking salvage it
I am still mad
I don't even know if Wilds can get saved by an expansion

Chat I don’t want to turn 40

>>716295091
What slurs would most monsters get?

I can think of some amazing slurs for Deer monsters.

it was harder pre-patch, your accomplishment in meaningless

>>716295257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tte4gF83N-M
"Remaster mod" project of DDDA to bring new life into the game. Touted as a total overhaul.

>>716295290
Honestly having to come up with new slurs for the potentially limitless monster types seems exhausting.

>>716295409
>>716295290
Darkners.

>>716294513
>Pawn ai decided by the voice
Th-that's real?
I thought it was a joke...

>>716291239
>>716292457
>The SOUL is cracked at Touhou he beat impossible spellcard without items give up already

>>716295550
i always interpreted that as
>"Dude, wrap it up, we're taking too much time"

>>716295527
IT'S REAL AND IT'S FUCKING STUPID STUPID STUPID
SO IS HAVING TWO LESS SKILL SLOTS
OR CLASSES BEING LIMITED TO ONE WEAPON
I HATE NIGGERS

I wonder, regarding what happens in Snowgrave and Weird routes, does Kris actually become terrified of us? It's very clear that he kicks us around in an absolute fit of rage, attempting to even kill himself. But at the same time, he hesitates before he puts the SOUL back in, clearly afraid of the repercussions when its in control.
Alongside that, numerous interactions regarding perfect play (T-Rank, Hitless Knight, etc.) are seemingly Kris making note of how good the SOUL actually is.

BY THE WAY I SURE LOVE HAVING STORY AND CHARACTERS TALKING REAL WORDS IN MY MONSTER HUNTER GAMES VERY COOL CAPCOM
I HATE STORYSLOP
GET IT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

>>716274314 (OP)
No time to play Toby's friend simulators anymore.
Between when Deltarune Chapter 1 and Chapters 3 + 4 came out, I:
-upgraded my job
-bought a new car
-got a girlfriend
-got married
-had a kid
I turn 39 next year. I'm glad Toby took his time to make the game he wanted to make, but I just don't have any interest revisiting a game I started 7 years ago.

>>716295604
>>716295550
There is something fucking hilarious about Kris communicating with this weird eldritch force by coughing.

>>716291239
which means that only Players that are good at the game are canon

>>716293587
You are not old or young NOR bitter, that shit actually happened and kids got castrated by the insane movement. Don’t gaslight yourself like this.

>>716295550
This message can be interpreted so many fucking ways

>Kris: This is getting awkward, do something
>Knight acknowledges and prepares to fake dropping their guard for a sudden strike

Or maybe

>Kris: Okay plan B, I'm going to knock out Susie and Ralsei, distract them
>Knight: Okay, plan B

Or even
>Kris: I don't know what the fuck is going on how are we not losing
>Knight: Yeah, what the hell?

>>716295768
Play it with your kid when it fully comes out

>>716295776
he has a phone and they text each other

>>716295874
the Plan B one is the most plausible.
the slash is coming from the left, not the right
I'm more impressed the other two don't pick up on that detail

>>716295550
For some reason it didn't occur to me until now that it doesn't say "You" coughed. It says "Kris coughed", and even though it says "The Roaring Knight appears" at the start, here it just says "the enemy". Also people almost definitely already noticed but when I went back to doublecheck the knight part I saw the sword is a baseball bat in the intro.

>>716295776
>>716295604
This animation is the best Deltarune anim I've seen, the SOUL takes control at 1:18

https://youtu.be/6Im1ySGQjKA?si=iKugcvrZ0E26SX2K&t=71

>>716295889
That's great advice, thank you.

I'm actually kinda sad for Kris.
Forced to work with the Roaring Knight and go along with their bullshit.
Forced to harbor the SOUL because they need it for sealing the fountains and keep up appearances.
And most of the time, it's clear he hates it when he has to get his friends involved, or worse, hurt by his actions.

Alongside the fact that it's implied nothing he does will matter, because trying to undo your actions in the intermission between Chapter 2 and 3 is quickly ruined with what you do to Noelle in Chapter 4. There are many ways that Kris also fights back against the SOUL's control, implying the dialogue choices are actually the SOUL trying to get Kris to say it, rather than what he's actually saying.
The whole "2 voices" thing that Noelle makes a mention of is also evidence towards this. Kris doesn't want this.
Not like the SOUL had a choice. The Vessel it was supposed to get is long-gone for no good reason.

>>716296164
I have some sympathy with him despite the fact he's a little shit. Especially during the weird route since it actually brings out his better qualities(Mostly the fact that he does care despite having sadistic tendencies and working as a mole.)

You undoing all of his work in between chapters is especially cruel. Not only do you basically crush what little remains of Noelle's psyche. You do so using his body, making her think that you betrayed her and were lying about protecting her.

>>716296062
it's ruined by SOULey taking damage

canon SOUL is too good at the game

>>716296164
the fuck you mean forced? little fucker was doing it all on his own, working with Dess.

(You) are the hero. And (You) will beat Kriss to death with a hockey stick.

>>716296379
There's a difference between him being a funny prankster and the SOUL forcing him to be an utter monster. That said, even if you're a saint with the SOUL, he still hates you.
You prove him right in the Weird Routes, but he has no reason to despise you if you actually help fix up the problems he had beforehand.
>>716296401
He made a promise, after all, and tries his hardest to keep his involvement with the Knight a secret from his friends. If there weren't any consenquences to that, it wouldn't be forced.

>>716296504
He literally attacks them from behind when you beat the Roaring Knight. He constantly is working with Ralsei to fuck (you) over.

Kriss deserves everything happening to him because he's an ungrateful little shit.

>It's Dess!

How the fuck does she turn into a morphball and have clearly 'inhuman' anatomy then

And don't say she's a fucking titanspawn amalgamate

>>716296383
Canon soul installed a cheat engine to beat the knight because shadow mantle is also cheating

>>716296564
how does Sans literally fucking teleport in Undertale?
it's just magic, no need to explain it

>>716292457
>my strongest attacks
The Knight only lost 10% of its HP, it wasn't trying.

>>716296589
Sans, like all manlets, cope about his height by going for a full DEX build

it's not that he teleports, he just moves very fast

>>716296557
Honestly, seeing it from that angle changes things.
>SOUL actually had the choice to make their own vessel
>Gave it a name, likes, personality, the works
>Suddenly it's just thrown away for literally zero reason, and told that nothing it does matters
>Has to fucking stick with this ungrateful fuckhead that keeps ripping it out and putting it in a birdcage (or even running off to do shit all on its own)
>Worst of it all comes when Kris fucking opens a Dark Fountain IN THE FUCKING HOUSE NEXT TO TORIEL FOR NO GOOD REASON to start the longest and most tedious chapter of all (because of Tenna's bullshit)

and he has the fucking GALL to imply that he hates you, no fucking wonder we're trying to break Noelle just so we can have somebody that actually listens to your own commands

>>716296504
>he still hates you.
Honestly, I'm not sure how much he hates you. A lot of his behavior towards you seems to be the result of him fucking with you, which is perfectly in character, rather than active malice. In Noelle's house he is mostly annoyed with you trying to fuck up his plan. The most malicious he ever gets is if he catches you in the kitchen.

>>716296714
Didn't help him very much when it came time to prove it.

>>716296738
no wonder Spamton calls him an ungrateful little sponge

he knows what's up

>>716296564
She absorbed Kris soul. She's some kind of horrific freak of nature. Like Susie and Kris's hypothetical children.

angry pup

>>716296589
Sans is a comic relief character, he 'teleports' by going offscreen.
The main appeal of his fight is that every trick he would normally use for visual gags is now being used to ruthlessly kill you as quickly and as efficiently as he possibly can.

>>716296780
In the Weird Route he literally tries to beat you to death when you find out that he tried to stop your diverging path from Chapter 2 and correct his 'fixes' in order to keep that path going.
>>716296830
then again, Spamton did try numerous times to goad Kris into giving him the SOUL

>>716296834
>She absorbed Kris soul
That whore

>>716296738
What was his plan during chapter 3 anyway?

>Protect Toriel by making sure Undyne gets kidnapped instead.
>Get Toriel kidnapped.

>>716274314 (OP)
>I turn 39 next month and I beat the Roaring Knight.
Nothing burger

>>716296892
Weird route is a different thing since the player is objectively worse than Kris.

>>716274314 (OP)
I'm 23 and I beat Alien Soldier on Superhard with no continues which is harder. Can you do that? Also beat the Knight btw. On the first day the game came out (after replaying all of Chapter 3 because I knew I missed shit, I pulled an all-nighter playing through all of Ch3-4)

>>716296956
He's also just trying to fuck you over, Weird Route or not
>purposefully wastes any CHECK action
>slashes their own fucking friends
>constantly stops you trying to figure out who the Knight is or what the code to the shelter is (in direct opposition to you trying to fucking go save Undyne for some reason)
>deals half damage against the knight (but weirdly gets 4x damage if both of his friends are down)
>refuse to do anything in Chapter 4 if you actually manage to reach the Knight, purposefully getting conked as a result

>>716296995
worse in what way?

SOUL helps get Noelle out of her shell and stop being a doormat
meanwhile Kriss is the typical reactionary hero, he has no initiative and just does whatever Ralsei and Susie tell him to do

>>716297208
You are mindbreaking Noelle into becoming your next mindslave. Kris doesn't seem to go that far.

Also both times where you close your eyes and imagine where Susie is, it's implied that Kris and Ralsei are talking while you aren't looking or listening in.

This is why you look after your kid.

Can't wait for his redemption arc.

>>716297319
What exactly did he do that was so bad anyway?

>>716274314 (OP)

>>716297346
Not just that but to have Toriel treat him with honestly just disgusting apathy. Carol clearly still believes in him since she's paying off the bills, but maybe he really is just incompetent because she tells him to stop giving away flower. Sans does give him free pickles as pity, though, and they seem to be in a good friendship.

>>716297436
He gives away flowers mostly because he's too much of a softy. To him the idea of buying flowers for a person you love just feels wrong.

>>716297319
Honestly the Asgore running over Dess meme is just a collective outcry for Asgore to stop getting shit on for five minutes.

I fully think Toby will just continue to shit on Asgore for whatever reason.

>>716297471
sadly, that's not the way the world goes round
>>716297530
kek yeah

>>716296564
It's a baseball.

>>716297319
He's Jerry from Rick and Morty

he will never get any redemption, if he keeps the flower shop post divorce, that'd be his lucky day

>>716295738
>Alongside that, numerous interactions regarding perfect play (T-Rank, Hitless Knight, etc.) are seemingly Kris making note of how good the SOUL actually is.
How does Kris acknowledge T-Ranks?

>>716297530
I really hope Asgore gets a cool moment in the next chapter. Like him fighting the knight to a standstill, up to and including actually throwing a truck at him.

>>716297553
Well, yeah. In general Asgore struggles with that.

>>716275321
Jevil still reigns supreme, ch3 and 4 secret bosses aren't even normal Spamton level, let alone his Snowgrave version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUzb2Fsz6k

>>716297587
Jerry got better, though. I like him.

>>716297346
In Undertale killing 6 kids.
Although the thing that Toriel hates is that he didn't immediately go on a suicide run after their son was killed with roughly the same plan as that suicide run.
In Deltarune he may have some sort of connection to Dess's disappearance, but there are some ominous things that may imply he wasn't responsible for that.
It's not really clear why Toriel doesn't like him either but it's probably related.

>>716297640
Toby probably nerfed them after realizing how popular Spamton was

it's everything he expected jedevil to be

>>716297256
>Implied
Ralsei outright bolts mid fade to Black to talk shady shit somewhere else. Like WHAT THE FUCK im trying to help here can someone FUCKING respect me?!
>Get dialog skipped by Susie EVERYTIME
>Kris is a fucking mole
>Ralsei is plotting something
Jesus fuck this is a on rails RPG I cant do shit

>>716297530
Asgore is literally the hero. It's painfully obvious he's fallen down the conspiracy rabbithole about the fountains and the dark world.

>>716297637
He has a Black Shard, meaning that he also fought the Knight and won.

>>716297748
I want to believe Asgore shot a kid to death in Deltarune (Probably not Dess) but I really doubt it. Would be funny though.

>>716297849
>Jesus fuck this is a on rails RPG I cant do shit
YOUR CHOICES
DON'T MATTER

>>716296986
OP here, don't make me break out my Slayer.

>>716274314 (OP)
I'm not a tranny or pedophile.

>>716296564
It's a Dark World, it's not real.

>>716297905
that's It. Im raping the deer

>>716298065
DIE DIE DIE

I genuinely want a chapter that's entirely dedicated to Gaster. I want it to have goofy hijinx and serious moments. Considering who he seems to be related to, it'd suck if Gaster turned out to be way less interesting and humorless compared to Sans and Papyrus.
Give us an entire chapter where the wingle dingle accompanies us so we can really get to know him like any other Undertale and Deltarune character.

>>716298207

>>716298267

>>716298316

>>716298052
Why can't Kris turn into a morphball, fly, and produce afterimages then

>>716298383
Too weak.

>>716297640
Bullshit. Spamton is piss easy (with both routes being around the same in terms of difficulty), meanwhile the Knight actually had to be nerfed by Toby which I think is the first for him. Gerson also fucks you up from eight fucking directions, I had easier time with Undyne's direction-switching arrows.

>>716284281
i cant belive i fucking inspired this, god speed anon god speed

Why does the inside of the Knight's chest have a #1 gold medal

>>716298445
Sexual intercourse with December Holiday (Forma de Caballero Rugiente)

>>716298383
He's really good at flirting.

>>716298720
>In universe considered good at flirting
College is going to see him get over his hatred of humanity.

>>716295054
Susie would drop a singular F-bomb at the very climax of the game.

>>716298767
If anything it's going to make it worse. Him being good at flirting and getting hoes just means more opportunities for him to get backstabbed. ESPECIALLY in College.

>>716298931
Yes. But he will also learn the pleasure of coming inside. Something no monster can give him.

>>716298767
He's only good at flirting because of (you). He's just a creepy emo kid otherwise.

>>716298720
Too good for his own good

>>716299062
Reminds me of a post people made yesterday of Kris flirting with Dess.

>>716298767
>implying he's not going to be banging hot monster chicks exclusively
>>716299035
We're forcing him to flirt but we're not telling him what to say. We are unlocking his latent potential.

>>716274314 (OP)
>Almost 40
>Playing games made for furfag teenagers

>>716299113
>implying he's not going to be banging hot monster chicks exclusively
Incompatible biology.

His body will tell him to follow nature and only date cute human girls that are attracted to his obvious pseudo serial killer mannerism.

>>716299228
I can only hope to be so based when the time comes.

>>716299264
my man
kris wants to have bed-destroying sex with susie

>>716299271
You'll be long dead before then.

>>716299113
We are literally telling him what to say. Susie says this when she's talking to Noelle about how different he sounds when we're in control of him, like it's coming through a speaker.

Kris only has a voice and is able to do things when (your) eyes aren't directly on him, which is why Ralsie has us imagine Susie two or three times and then has off-camera discussions with Kris.

>>716299089
Post pls

>>716299228
>not having the means to continue acting like a teen when you're almost 40
Sucks to suck, boyo.

>>716299370
Yeah dude when the Jews activate the gentile killing machine there'll be none of us left

>>716299228
Toby is in his 30s.

>>716299538
i envy him

>>716296780
Nah, don't get it twisted. Kris fucking HATES you. Look at how much malice is in all the animations where they handle you. They don't just gently place you into whatever container they're using, they slam you in with full force.

>>716297346
This is my theory:
Asgore was the police captain. While investigating Dess' disappearance, he discovered the conspiracy involving the dark fountains and suspects Carol's involvement. Carol, who as mayor is Asgore's superior, needed to get rid of him for "knowing too much" and came up with some bullshit excuse to kick him off the force and/or force his resignation. While discussing this with Toriel, he accused the Holiday family of foul play and tried to explain the dark world stuff. From Toriel and most of Hometown's perspective, this makes him look like a deranged lunatic who is slandering their family-friends with paranormal nonsense after they suffered the loss of their child just to get back at Carol for (from their perspective) rightfully firing him. This prompted Toriel and Asgore to divorce, and for Asogre to become a subject of pity and contempt from the rest of the town (see: the dialogue from the NPC outside his shop in Chapter 4). Carol financially sustains Asgore out of deference to Rudy (who is still his best friend through all of this), and Asogre is willing to do housekeeping for the Holidays since it gives him an opportunity to keep investigating Carol.

Asogre seems to think that if he proves that he was right all along, Toriel will make up with him and their family will get back together. Its kind of tragic in a way, since even if he is successful in unraveling the conspiracy, Toriel is almost certainly still going to hate his guts.

>>716297887
I interpreted the black shard as being from Carol's bedroom, not something he carries around on his person.

>>716296986
That is bullshit blazin

>>716299435
Having a stunned mental development is not something to be proud of.
>>716299538
Is that suppose to be any better?

>>716299376
>Kris only has a voice and is able to do things when (your) eyes aren't directly on him

>covers his mouth if you try to make him say that Darkners shouldn't have feelings to Ralsei
>refuses to open the door in the church
>bites his hand if you try to make him say he'll never play the piano again
>kicks the candle shelf if you try to pray to Noelle (Snowgrave exclusive)
>starts thinking about Jockington if you try to think about the Knight
>won't open his mouth if you try to make him say something when you're at the lake with Susie during the night
>every time he rips out the SOUL as we're looking at him

>>716299298
That's cause he's never been around fellow humans.

>>716274314 (OP)
excuse for what, I suck ass at bullet hells and I still managed to beat it in two playthroughs before they patched it

>>716299648
Nigga nothing is going to change except you will be in control of your life and you will have the money to be in control. Despite everything something something yourself, also dead parents

>>716299682
He's starting to be more active, yes, but in the early chapters he was our little puppet bitch. Ralsei is probably helping him get more autonomy.

>>716299648
>anon declares his pride at being a conformist cog to a world that actively despises him
You have no idea how much I pity you, man.

>>716299648
Wait until you find out most mangaka writing high school romcoms are also in their 40s.

>>716299404
Don't have it saved.

Was mostly a parody of the ACT you get during Asgore fight.

>>716299621
STILL MY HEART IS BLAZING

>>716295814
>tfw now I HAVE to no hit the knight

>>716299682
>>bites his hand if you try to make him say he'll never play the piano again
This one's also Weird-exclusive. Normally it's just a cough to cover it up.

>>716299572
Not a bad theory. But I think it's more likely he DIDN'T accuse the holiday family of foul play, even though they did and Toriel knows about, and that is what caused them to break up. Mostly because it would mirror Toriel breaking up with Asgore due to him being spineless in Undertale.

>constant deltatroon threads
are there actually that many trannies on /v/ now?
or is it just 10 of them spamming the same thread over and over to piss everyone else off?

>>716299376
To me that seems more like evidence for the other way around, but I think it depends on how detailed your instructions are, similar to Undertale. He finds loopholes and leeway in any choice and says things in the way he still wants to when he can, there's plenty of times he acts in little ways even when you're there (just very restricted) and you can read into his thoughts, feelings and opinions based on how the text boxes all go.

>>716299713
What does that have to do with anything? If a grown man with a job, house, etc. chooses to watch Barney in his free time it's not like it makes it any less pathetic.
>>716299781
>anon declares his pride at being a conformist cog to a world that actively despises him
If I was a conformist cog then I would be a wagie who only plays the corporate approved slop that Ubisoft shits out and not a NEET sitting in his parents basement.

>>716298561
Sans was technically nerfed for people with color blindness, they couldn't tell which attacks were blue and which weren't.

>>716274314 (OP)
It's too hard

>>716299792
Yeah, and romcoms are garbage so it makes sense.

>>716299923
nigger these threads have died down

>>716300016
OP here, I believe in you, anon.

>>716300016
You can do it!

>>716299572
He doesn't necessarily hate you (unless you give him a reason to) but he almost certainly resents you at least a bit, and no wonder. He can't survive without you but you constantly take over his life and he has to deal with the existential crisis and knowledge that any interaction with other people including his friends, even if positive, feels like it's predicated on a lie.

I hope the game ends with Kris thanking you and telling you that, despite everything, it was fun.

Then you get the option to punch him in the face.

i wanna make a video game :c

>>716300235
He survived years without (us). (you) have only been around since the first trip into the dark world, as per Susie and Noelle's conversation (when she says Kris has changed and Susie says you've always been that way). That puts a definite timeline to when (you) take over.

>>716300296
He gets the stick.

>>716300065
>>716300212
Maybe I could now. I didn't know it got patched. I could regularly manage to get to the final few turns with the sword corridor moves but those would fuck me, and apparently that's what got nerfed

I guess I'll go back and try again later, but I'm also OK with just leaving it unbeaten
I beat Jevil, Spamton NEO, and Gerson so maybe it's possible
I think I might need to start a fresh playthrough though and make sure to actually save my revivemints and TP-gain items, I don't have nearly enough of those

>>716300296
I made him to unspeakable things to Noelle and he kicked me around in a trashcan until I was at half health (your IRL HP actually does go down to 10/20)
he only stopped short of killing me because he can't live without me

I don't think he's going to say it was fun

>>716295550
I'm surprised his thread is still active. I want to ask a question. What the fuck did kris have to go through in order to get therapy that intense? What did he see out in the woods

>>716300296
He saw Chara's true form

>>716279605
They seemed like a no-brainer until I realized that it doesn't just increase your graze area, but secretly reduces the amount of TP each individual pellet gives
Kind of a dick move for the item description not to say that

>>716300453

>>716300453
>Egg room 1
>haha eg man
>Egg room 2
>dude dog lmao eg
>Egg room 3
>backrooms tier bullshit where egg man can talk to you properly also the egg rooms are signs of Kris's inner turmoil and escapism
>Egg room 4
>Fucking therapy memories
things are really going to get weird in later chapters or it will be all about how kris's mind i a fucking guacamole from abuse so he makes up all kinds of bullshit like dark worlds and the game's plot to cope and we'll find out that the Knight is his handler playing along so he can have some fun in his treatment center (the entire fucking town). And gaster is the hospital director.

I don't like how they say there's something weird going on in MANTOWN and when you use the scope to look you see greyed out (goner) grass.

>>716300701
>secretly reduces the amount of TP each individual pellet gives
WHAT
SONUVABITCH I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG

>>716300712
Kris went to a therapist?

>>716293439
I fucking hate when Ralsei says this.

>>716300701
>secretly reduces the amount of TP each individual pellet gives
Chat, is this real?

>>716296164
Cant wait for the revelation that Kris is actually worse than Soul in every way

>>716300872
It is, but the area is so much bigger with two ribbons that you still get a lot of TP.

>>716300884
He always was.

>>716300805
>>716300872
It's true
I don't know how the actual math works out, but it's far less beneficial than the item description leads you to believe

>In Chapter 2, it gives +3DF and increases the graze area by 56.25% (25% wider and 25% taller).
>As of Chapter 3, it reduces TP gained from grazing and graze time by 25% (additive stacking for both effects).

>>716278457
>>716288885
>turn based rpg
>actually requires reflexes

Tranny normalfags can be.....good?

>>716300856
It's speculated to have happened. Chapter 4 Egg room had Kris be a patient and join Art Club in what looked to be a hospital or some other similar facility. Also So Sorry was there.

HALT

WHAT'S THE OLDFAG PASSWORD?

>>716300996
It's literally the best turnbased system for an rpg.

>>716301073
"My back hurts for some reason."

>>716301073
I'm old!

>>716300971
Has anyone gotten invited to this guy's NSFW account yet?

>>716300996
You're kidding right?

about 8 out of 10 professional speedrunners are trans
there's something about estrogens that make their brains twitch muscles react quicker and memorize faster

>>716274314 (OP)
It's of course a challenging fight, but it's not like it's the pinnacle of gaming difficulty. I'm currently playing through the Terraria Calamity mod on Master + Revengeance with a mage build, and it's kicking my ass way harder than anything in UT/DR did.

I'm FIGHTING GOOOOOOOOLD

>>716301157
>OLD MAN, I choose YOU!!!

>>716301316
no, speedrunners are lonely losers irl so they get groomed into trooning themselves out thinking they'll get attention

>>716301410
still the most kino shit ever
gerson made me cry because he kept reminding me of an old man that I owe a lot to, he was just as kind

What's the best, most optimal way to prepare for the Knight?

What equipment do you have on each character?
What items should i be bringing?

I'm going to start a fresh playthrough from ch1 with the express goal of doing Weird Route and getting all the Shadow Crystals so whatever tips you have would be most helpful
I've already been able to beat Jevil, Spamton NEO, and Gerson, it's just the Knight that barely dicks me over so I clearly need just a bit more OOMPH than my current save file has

I already know
>hold onto all revivemints if possible
>hold onto all TP-gain items if possible
>defend with Kris, Susie has Mantle, and uses Rudebuster

>>716301316
they were not trans for a good decade, they all just decided to troon out around 2014-ish
and no they did not get better because of hormone therapy they all got worse and also became sex pests

when are we seeing her again?

>>716301558
if you already have basically everything, then literally just do it until you get better and better
rude buster is the source of most of your damage

remember to time a confirm button press when it's just about to hit the knight, also equip her with the devilsknife so it only costs 40% TP (10 extra TP will help massively for either spamming it or getting Ralsei to heal up for free
dealmaker is better for increasing damage than the spikeband too, but iirc you can't get that during the weird route

>>716301587
Statistically wrong.

>>716301410
K-KINO..........

>>716301716
Rape.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

>>716301558
The best gear you can have is in chapter three. There isn't much more you can do to prepare. Just git gud m8.

>>716302306
I haven't tried it since the nerf so I guess I'll give that a shot first
but I do think I'll need to go back and redo ch1 and 2 to save my revivemints and TP items

>>716301558
For my first playthrough, my set up was this:

Kris:
BounceBlade, TensionBow, TwinRibbon

Susie:
ToxicAxe, Dealmaker, ShadowMantle

Ralsei:
FlexScarf, TennaTie, RoyalPin

Inventory:
1 Revive Powder, 6 Revive Mints, 1 Spincake, 1 ExecDinner, 2 Clubsandwiches, 1 DeluxeTVDinner

According to people in this thread, TwinRibbon is bad actually so maybe swap that out for a LodeStone or RoyalPin.
As far as the fight itself goes, you pretty much never want to attack with Kris or Ralsei. Your goal should be making sure you can use Rude Buster on every turn possible. The speed boost from Hold Breath is permanent so you only need to use it once. If you press [Confirm] right before Rude Buster hits the enemy, it gets a damage boost. This is different from chapters 1 and 2 where all you need to do is get the boost is hit [Confirm] at some point during the animation. You actually have to time it now.

The attacks are always in a fixed sequence, so if you count what turn you are on, you'll know what attacks are next. This can be useful when deciding whether you want to take a turn to heal (if you know an upcoming attack is one you find difficult) or if you can play risky and block for more TP even if your HP is low.

>>716288670
the nsfw one had https://youtu.be/7hfKrBd34bE?&t=5 (0:05)

>>716302382
Twinribbon actually reduces the amount of TP you get from a graze.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTQ5qGdsczg

>>716302382
>so if you count what turn you are on, you'll know what attacks are next
If you lose track, the flavor text will hint at what attack is next unless a party member was downed last turn, in which case it'll be replaced by a flavor line of them going down. Off of the top of my head:
Seeing stars/golden stars: the star beam
Seeing stars with migraine: the stars that turn into homing missiles
Vision narrows: sword tunnel
Vision narrows, world revolving: spin tunnel
Something behind your head: tracking swords
Feel surrounded: Fight Club tracking swords
North/east wind blows: the stalactite attack, direction depending on which way the wind blows. "North and east" will be both directions randomly
Tempest: both directions of stalactite plus the diagonal version

>>716302942
That's a cool detail. I didn't notice that.

>>716302942
Anything referring to your chest or heart twisting is the wheel spokes slash

hey so what's up with that toriel variable showing a black deer become a regular monster or however that went, does that mean toriel is related to Dess missing?

>>716303479
We simply don't know. There's some weird details though
>If you lose to the knight, she sleeps peacefully
>If win against the knight, it seems like she's having a nightmare.
What this means is anyone's guess. But after chapter 4 I don't doubt Toby is willing to potray her as a bad person

>>716303678
Whoriel...

>reach the ending of chapter 7
>banished the angel's heaven, stopped the roaring and put Dess's soul to rest
>Kris suddenly turns to the screen
>>You know, Dess never really was a good person to being with.
BRAVO TOBY

>>716301716
never

>>716303678
The nightmare thing should be considered alongside Susie's comment about Toriel probably having a sixth sense for Kris doing something bad. Some people have been using that as evidence for the Kris Slash theory, but it might also just be Toriel sensing the bad vibes of the Shadow Crystal and/or Black Shard, or Kris getting knighted having more significance than just a show of respect

>>716294971
It wouldn't have gay characters, however this would make either Susie or Noelle male, so maybe it's better this way.
Ralsei would be a girl

THE PROPHECY FORETOLD BY TIME AND SPACE

Well I tried
Knight is still too hard

>>716303479
thank you doc

it's been a long time since my last check up

DO NOT WORRY
EVEN IF YOU SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES
THE PATH TO THE SHADOW CRYSTALS WILL STILL BE OBTAINABLE
BUT YOU MUST FINISH CHAPTER 7 FIRST

>>716304006
Noelle isn't sexy.

>>716304109
better be

>>716304109
gasters eggs are too much of a bother
im just save editing my files into 100% completition

>>716304112
WRONG

Who's the most attractive deltarune character without fanart

>>716303814
Nah, it's going to be Asriel. As the joke.

>>716304112
close enough

>>716304347
Swatch, Tasque Manager and Queen, to be more specific, Giga Queen (them hips)

>>716304313
Okay, Kris.

I'm surprised how few people talk about how cute Noelle looks in her church outfit.

>>716304347
Kris if they are actually a human female.

Otherwise, probably Queen or Tasque manager. Not a furry, so almost everybody else is out by default.

>>716304461
If I could speak through Kris I would make him shout "NOELLE WHY ARE YOU UNDERTALE?"

>>716304521
I would make a joke about her being fake royalty.

what did toby mean by this?

>>716304461
that outfits only looks good on milfs

noelle is better off with the lolita look

>>716304626
It's unfortunate that all the Dark World Kris vs Vessel ideas are officialy decanonized because Kris can't enter the Dark World without a soul.

>>716274314 (OP)
I turn 45 next month, and I have a wife and children. I don't have time to play your weird tranny fetish pixel art garbage. So, I guess, not so much an excuse as an explanation.

>>716304407
Most based artist in all of the fandom

>>716304809
>I turn 45 next month, and I have a wife and children. I don't have time to play your weird tranny fetish pixel art garbage
But you have time to shitpost on vee? I think you just hate playing vidya gaems

>autosaged at over 400 posts
He's pretty pathetic, isn't he folks?

>>716305136
It was a good thread, anon. But things can only be good because they have an ending. Otherwise they get stale.

>cock is still up

>>716305359
>ERM ERM, WE HAVE TO DELETE THE THREAD OR YOU WON'T APPRECIATE IT HA HA WE UM LIKE UNDERSTAND THE THEMES OF THE GAME IT'S NOT EMBARRASSING THAT WE'RE STILL TRYING TO BAN DISCUSSION OF THE ONE VIDEOGAME FOR YEARS ANYONE HAS ACTUALLY GAVE A SHIT ABOUT
Sodomize yourself with a piece of hot rebar you mental defective baboon.

>>716305136
I LOVE TV!

>>716304580
when you put it like this, technically all characters are Tobyfox self-inserts

when you masturbate to any character in Deltarune or Undertale, you're masturbating to a version of him passed through a cartoon furfag filter to maintain the illusion alive

food for thought

>>716304725
It’s not that Kris can’t enter the Dark World without a soul. It’s that he can’t leave without one, because otherwise he can’t close the fountains.

>>716291521
Truth.
>>716291713
FemKris bro, I thought you were on my side. Not cool.

bloop