I'm a braindead moron who's hard stuck in the 650 range. I need to learn some actual openings, what should I learn?

>>717236519
Best endorsement for Wuchang I've seen yet.

>>716295550
This message can be interpreted so many fucking ways

>Kris: This is getting awkward, do something
>Knight acknowledges and prepares to fake dropping their guard for a sudden strike

Or maybe

>Kris: Okay plan B, I'm going to knock out Susie and Ralsei, distract them
>Knight: Okay, plan B

Or even
>Kris: I don't know what the fuck is going on how are we not losing
>Knight: Yeah, what the hell?

>Sexos minoris 6- 4-
>Ah screw it, SNIPER!1