Switch 2 emulator can already boot games
https://x.com/HassakuEmulator/status/1947443484140384271

I don't trust Nintendo these days. I feel like they're too aggressive about keeping their ecosystem sacred.

>>716279652 (OP)
how long until nintendo dmcas this to death

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @NINTENDO @FBI @POTUS DO SOMETHING

how did they dump the game tho

>>716279652 (OP)
How'd they get the rom? I thought switch 2 was unhackable?

>>716279652 (OP)
>Putting it in a tweet so everyone can see

Did these absolute retards learn nothing

nice scam saar

Proof that this shit isn't just a complete scam?

>>716279828
Yeah like they must have been able to jailbreak a switch 2, bypass its encryption, etc.

>>716279652 (OP)
No it can't. SW2 games aren't decrypted, we don't have the keys and wont have them until the system is cracked, and you can't do shit with the games until they're decrypted.
The video is fake.

another one? after the last one took all the money and ran away?

>>716279652 (OP)
They should have shut their fucking mouths until the emulator could actually play commercial games because now Nintendo will exterminate them

>>716279731
They've always been like this.

NINTENDO DMCA NOW NOW NOW QUICK BEFORE THE PC MEANIES STEAL YOUR GAMES!!!

>>716279931
It's a confirmed fake/scam to get donations

>as per the faq in the server, theres a bug in the nintendo cdn that allows us to get switch 2 games using switch 1 ssl credentials
yeah its a scam kek

>>716279652 (OP)
We'd already have a playable Switch 2 emulators, if Nintendo wouldn't have successfully shut down both Ryujinx and Yuzu.

>>716279995
Cope lmao

>>716279970
confirmed by who?

>>716280178
>t. nocoder

>>716279652 (OP)
@CollectiveShout
DO SOMETHING

>>716280178
Hi Hassaku dev. Good job scamming PCbeggars. They really are the most gullible people alive today.

>>716279652 (OP)
Will this run on the Steam Deck? Digital Foundry showed that Deck was better than S2 if you ignore DLSS and Deck already emulates Windows at full speed which is more powerful than the Switch

>>716280295
That would be the tendies who thought that their exclusives wouldn't end up running better on the Steam Deck year one

>>716279895
I mean people were able to hack the switch real easily, not like it wouldn’t be hard to pull it off again

>>716279886
>C#
ick

@VISA @MASTERCARD @POTUS @GROK @NSA @NINTENDO AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE HELP ME I PAID FOR THIS EXCLUSIVE SERVICE YOU CAN'T ALLOW OTHERS TO HAVE IT FOR FREE!!

another switch 2 thread, another round of frogposters yelling U MAD TENDIES? UR SHITS HAKED ALREADY LMAOOOOO and getting mad when you ask if they know what a "decryption key" is

fell for it again award
https://x.com/meowarlo/status/1942774209517629482

>>716279652 (OP)
>Brand new twitter account with no followers
>Github page but it's empty
>"Booting game" is just MKW footage slowed down with a filter
>It has fucking audio
>Too much effort spent on the UI
>Lies in his comment section about Switch 2 games being dumped with Switch 1 credentials (no Switch 2 games have been dumped)
Hi Hassaku Emulator

>>716280178
SSL credentials don't work that way: SSL/TLS is for secure communication, it doesn't grant access to content. You can't “reuse” SSL to impersonate another system.

>>716280382
What games run better on the Deck aside from low-fi games? Just because a game has 60fps moments but sub-30fps elsewhere and stutters and slowdowns doesn’t make it better. Deck hardware isn’t powerful enough to emulate the Swirch perfectly, it’s very imperfect and depends on the game. TOTK for example runs like shit

>>716281003
Fuck off, you are not a coder.

>>716279652 (OP)
Well this guy just signed his death warrant.

Nintendo will come for that booty.

>>716279652 (OP)
Tendie marketers about to call PCfags with 4,000 dollars pcs poor

>>716281003
Then why do people who actually know what they're talking about on r/PiratedGames say that it's real?

My emulator plays mario kart world but I don't wanna get sued into oblivion so I'm keeping it on the down low.

why are you guys even heatedly arguing about this
whether truth or lie, we'll know soon

>>716280382
lmao you fucks act like the Switch came out in fucking 2022 or something. I had the Switch since april 2017. Before the retard deck I was able to enjoy any and all games on it for a pretty solid 5 years

kek

>>716281804
Bro you're too obvious this is pathetic

>>716280310
>if you ignore DLSS

kek so it's not actually as powerful. Also docked runs way better.

>>716281910
I'm saying Switch 2 games will run better on Steam Deck year one anon. Digital Foundry showed that the Steam Deck is still much more powerful when undocked.

>>716282003
Yeah but 2017.

>>716280421
Only because of developer mode being left unlocked in just dance.

>>716281909
Heatedly? Arguing? It's a laughable scam.

anyone want to join my Switch 2 emulator patreon?
i can't show anything yet, but it runs DKB at 120 fps on a toaster

It'd be funny if it's fake but he becomes Doug Bowser's debt slave anyway.

>>716279652 (OP)
At last, back to pirating nintendo games and playing them at an acceptable resolution.
I win again.

>>716279652 (OP)
nigga s2 games aren't dumpable yet

>>716282003
>I'm saying Switch 2 games will run better on Steam Deck year one anon.
Switch 1 games don't even run better on the Steam Deck lmao

>>716282557
The Switch 2 hasn't been reverse engineered at all. All of these emulator scams are designed for redditors and twitter idiots who have a public hate boner for nintendo but want to torrent every nintendo game either because they have sour grapes or because "fuck nintendo."
None of these people are willing to put the work into making an actual emulator. They're just beggars

>>716279652 (OP)
Yeah and the best way to go on about this is to announce it on social media. I bet they already have some sort of Discord server too...
Jesus these idiots will never learn.

>>716283287
They're not afraid of legal action because there is no emulator.
Anon it's been a month. Do you know how people start understanding how to make an emulator? Why does everyone think the emulator is going to pop out for free?

your a dumbass they are working on it and its the first one so calm your ass down

>>716280421
>The switch
the switch and switch 2 are completely different machines
>not like it wouldn’t be hard to pull it off again
then do it retard

>>716283469
Yes we will do the needful and be patient because the SSL exploit saar.

bother to read the reply?

>>716279652 (OP)
Based OP dangling out false hope for hovel-dwelling turd worlders

i agree with arlo it is a very new project

>not waiting until the produce is finished to announce it
>now nintendo will tighten their security even more

Morons learned nothing from the switch 1.

this is the most obvious fake shit ever, why would such an early emulator have audio? oh yeah, and where was this supposed switch 2 dump of the game they're emulating?
PCSX4-tier retarded nonsense.

>>716283935
oh yeah and to further talk about the audio
>smooth
>just straight up slowed and pitched down
>no stutters whatsoever
>video just looks like the contrast was dialed up and a shitty filter layed over on top with a few random frames taken out here or there
how would anyone fucking fall for this?

You are a Scammer.

>>716284149
Emubeggars (subspecies of pirates) are poor for a reason.

>>716284149
STOP SCAMMING WITH THE KO-FI SCAMMERS LIL BRO

>we work for free, not chasing clout or money or anything
>yet can't wait until the emu is in working state
>rush out PR and discord
hmmm not really suspicious

>>716284562
>>716284594
i'm more impressed they're this ballsy, that's straight up in-game and not just "boots then crashes"

>>716279652 (OP)
@Nintendo
@FBI
@CIA
@POTUS
@JoeBiden
@KamalaHarris
DO SOMETHING!

>>716284805
It's not even possible to dump Switch 2 games currently, if you're trying to scam morons might as well double down on bullshit.

>>716279652 (OP)
NINTENDO! FUCKING KILL THIS NIGGER!

>>716280215
Think of it you fucking retard.
The Switch 2 hasn't been cracked. We don;t have keys, there are no dumped Switch 2 games.

Unless you have an IQ of 5 this is quite clearly a scam.

>>716285059
i did ask about where that MKW dump was so yeah
not even hard to prove it's false, literally just simple deductive reasoning

How did they dump the game though

>>716285334
muh CDN bug
>>716279995

>>716280178
Right sar, you must tell at they are a blody basterd bitchs>>716280178

>>716285149
Lmfaoooo anon my sides I got that reference it just made me laugh so hard I moaned out in despair afterwards for 30 solid seconds when I realize I only feel that kind of pure joy once every few months anymore

>>716285527
So where's the dump?

>>716279957
Lel

>>716285650
lol they're afraid of nintendo ninjas

>>716283034

Why are they trying so hard to emulate the Switch 2?

In the end, Nintendo will sue them and shut down the project anyway.

>>716281298
>>716280259
>both side accusing the opposite side as nocoder
???

>>716285703
Don't you know the rule?
If it's on the internet, it's on there forever and ever.

Why in the everloving gond would you announce this publicly? Do they want Nintendo to pay them not to release this? because there's no simple explanation for this stupidity.

>>716279652 (OP)
Bragging so hard about pirating Nintendo property. They really want that takedown lawsuit huh?

>>716285182
so who confirmed it?

>>716279652 (OP)
another paypig debt slave for nintendo

It's my dream to set up a Patreon like this, announce a release date, then delete everything after grifting suckers for 6 months

>>716279652 (OP)
Based. DK game will be mine.

>>716279731
Not agressive enough

>>716285719
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NINTENDO DOX THIS MAN!!!

>>716279652 (OP)
Oh look it's fake >>716280870 and the nigger is using the same name as the puppet guy on youtube so he can ride the search engine coattails and begin trending.

>>716285719
You're proving his point

>>716286497
No? The Switch can't run that game without constant stutters and drops. Steam Deck runs it with very few drops.

>>716286497
Go look up hacked switches with performance graphs playing shartio oddyssey my ignorant friend

>>716279915
wait, the code cave is real?

>>716280178
It's complete nonsense.
SSL client auth only identifies the console class, it doesn't grant entitlement. CDN access is controlled by signed URLs that expire and are generated by authenticated servers, not raw TLS. It literally can't be a "bug", Nintendo would have to be using compatible encryption keys between S1 and 2 which is not only not what they're claiming but also ridiculous.
Unless they are deliberately making false statements to throw off Nintendo this is a load of bull. Even if that is the plan it's still retarded because anybody who knows anything about security would just look at it and laugh.

>>716285719
>steamies really play on this blurry ass device
wtf

>>716286557
>The Switch can't run that game without constant stutters and drops
Locked at 60.
>>716286559
No thanks.

>>716286372
just make a WEG, it's easier and lasts longer

>>716286695
i unironically want to do this, those motherfuckers are making bank.

>>716286625
>Locked at 60.
kek it's very unstable 60 and it uses dynamic resolution and LOD scaling to compensate. not that a retarded tendie could tell or even understand what that means thoughever

>>716286749
then do it

>>716286559
Been saying this since 2018 and people still act like the Switch isn't held together with duct tape and prayers when it comes to anything remotely intense. Run a debug mod, watch your frametimes in Odyssey’s wooded zone, then come back and cope with your “60fps” fantasy.

>>716286778
It's locked at 60 anon.

>>716286830
cope

>>716286936
Didn't need to

Man the amount of people falling for an obvious fake is kinda sad,

1. They claim they got a switch 2 weeks before launch.
well assuming this is even true if I remember correctly the factory firmware didn't include any online functions such as the eshop and the server didn't open until a day or 2 before launch. So how did they use their "bug" to download the game????


2. They claim a "SSL bug" allowed them to download the game presumably to a switch 1.
ignoring the fact this isn't how nintendo's CDN handles requests at all. Games are sent in encrypted format. Switch 1 would simply lack switch 2's encryption keys.

These 2 things alone kill this actually being legit.

W hackers
fuck shitendo I will play their games for FREE

>>716279652 (OP)
I wish

>>716283610
>Doesn't actually exist, pajeet just mocked up a UI and claimed it's an emulator
Not even an original UI, it's just fucking Dolphin like all of these niggers are copying.

>>716279731
Never trust publishers and never trust anyone who is rabid about IP law.
Literally insane.
Nintendo wants you to respect the sanctity of their Popeye knockoff: Mario.

>>716279886
>>716279895
>Muh scam
It's literally open source
>>716279839
Just copy the files

>>716288962
lol

>>716288667
idk i give a way bigger shit about Mario than fucking popeye personally.

>>716279652 (OP)
it's not a real emulator if it doesn't brick when it recognizes a pirated game

>>716280870
>>716286461
Snoysissies... We lost again...

Emulation isn't illegal.

>>716292174
YOU BLOODY BENCHOD

>>716280421
The Switch was not hacked easily. It got hacked because Nvidia fucked up and left a really bad hardware exploit in. Software wise, the Switch is insanely secure which is why there's still no way to hack non-V1 Switches. That's the main reason people are dooming hard with the Switch 2, they don't have the hardware exploit and they never even figured out out how to truly hack the Switch 1.

>switch release : 2017
>yuzu and ryujinx first booted up switch games : 2019
be patient my nigga

>>716279886
>C#
for what purpose

>>716279957
kek

Much prefer a switch 2 hack

>>716292350
It wouldn't be that fast this time. Part of what helped Switch emulation was having an unfixable day 1 exploit that gave them basically full control of the system which sped things up hard and the Switch chip was already well documented. Switch 2 doesn't have the former and for the latter, it has a custom chip this time around. Switch 2 emulation won't happen until either the very end of the system's life or afterwards like normal. Switch 1 really tricked people into thinking having real emulation during a system's life is the norm when it was an insane exception.

>>716292316
aren't there modchips for v2 switches?

>>716279652 (OP)
oh nice!
this is like the 10th one already!
i hope this one does send me the .exe, all the other ones haven't reached me even after i sent my payment

@fucknintendo @piratelife @vivaobrazil

>>716279652 (OP)
/v/troons are so desperate to play Switch 2 games they actually believe this is real.

LMFAOO

>>716285719
>first 30 seconds of the game
every single time. None of you faggots play videogames lmao

>>716294010
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME THE SCRIMBLO BLIMBO LEVEL OR IT DOESN'T COUNT

>>716279652 (OP)
I can't wait to play all those great Switch 2 games!

>>716280382
>can barely run more heavy switch 1 games
>think he can run native switch 2 games better
Lol

>>716279652 (OP)
>having an official xitter account and posting this there
I see the retards from today haven't learned much from the failures of their predecessors that happened just a few months ago.

>>716295735
yes, unironically

>>716292316
You can very easily modchip v2 and OLED. Same shit we had to do for PS1 back in the day.

Anyway it’s too early for a switch 2 hack or emulator. This shit takes at least a year. Start looking around the time Nintendo makes their fourth game for it.

>>716296023
>barely run
>runs all games better than native
what did he mean by this?

>>716280459
>>716292351
What's wrong with C#?
t. only know it's a language

>>716292672
>>716296628
Modchips exist yes, but they work by deploying CFW, the development of which was only possible thanks to having the unencrypted OFW to analyze and reverse engineer in the first place due to the hardware exploit.

>>716296872
C# is good for high level scripting, netcoding, etc. but bad for writing software like an emulator that is designed to make real time computations and achieve the fastest possible execution speed

>>716280215
NTA, there's no dumped games
what game is being emulated now?

>>716279886
>no builds
>no source code
>just a discord link
Doesn't that violate githubs rules? they don't have a project on the site. just a page misusing the platform to advertise their shitty discord and begging people to go there.

>>716279652 (OP)
lmao this is fake as fuck.

>>716299823
Thanks. Will it have any impact for clueless pirates like me, or is it coding autism war?

>>716300852
the alleged switch 2 emulator isn't real, it's a scam to steal people's money

>no news about jailbreaks for weeks
>"emulator" has roms
yeah no, i call genuine bullshit
the image even looks fake as it's just filters.

>>716279652 (OP)
I am impressed. A shame the switch 2 has fuck all to play and modern nintendo can't make games for shit. But at least this will piss off the retards who bought that garbage and throw themselves in front of nintendo to defend them from every iota of criticism.

>>716279652 (OP)
>lot's
Nigger can't even spell.

>>716279957
This was a joke back then. Now it's reality.

>>716279886
>another discord trash
Prepare to get raped by a cease and desist

>>716279886
Imagine being so desperate enoughto fall for this shit. Nobody ain't gonna annouce anything until it's finished.

>>716279652 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>716303898
You should probably read the thread before you spam this eric

>>716279652 (OP)
Good. It is now reported to Nintendo's legal team. I spent years sending proof of Switch 1 piracy to Nintendo and I'll do the same this generation as well. I am in every Discord collecting evidence of stolen code and piracy promotion. Get fucked.

>>716285719
>80c (176f for burgers)
>dropping frames in the first area (which is absolutely tiny, so other areas that are larger and have actual shit going on in them will be far worse)
>screen blur worse than any of those "DA SWITCH 2 SCREEN IS LE BAD!!!" videos

>>716303964
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>716279652 (OP)
>Yes, hi, this glorified "hello world" box is actually a switch 2 emulator.
>No, I don't have any history with emulation that would prove my credentials.
>There aren't any publicly available roms yet, but pay me and I'll send you this so you'll have it once roms circulate.
>This is not a scam.
>How did I get the rom I'm supposedly running on this? Don't worry about it.
>I repeat, this is not a scam.
It's not even the first time this has happened in the last 2 months.

>>716304216
temps are irrelevant since unlike the shitch your hands never feel it, but the performance and temps are both quite a bit better on the 'eck. the screen blur is clearly from the video compression of a phone recording of a screen, idk how you can believe it's from the game

NINTENDO GET THEM!!!

>>716305690
>but the performance and temps are both quite a bit better on the 'eck
Switch 1 gets to ~50c while playing mario odyssey, so that's just a lie. The fact it's dropping ~5fps in the tiniest area of the game with all of jack and shit going on in it doesn't bode well for even just cascade kingdom, much less areas that actually cause drops on the switch like new donk.

>>716286598
>Low bitrate webm is representative of reality
What do you get by acting this retarded?

>>716306157
https://youtu.be/2AiLKkQxxtk
it runs better than native, sorry, tendie

>>716279652 (OP)
AIEEEEEEEEEEE SHUT IT DOWN NOWWWWWWWWW

>>716283610
why is funny blue muppet nintendo fan hacking nintendo consoles now

Piratebros, stop being retarded.

Switch 2 MUST BE HACKED FIRST before an emulator comes into existence for FUCKS sake

>>716283610
>n-no guys its totally real i swear, im just a master manipulator you see

>>716306552
>almost half the battery gone in 40 minutes

far bigger issue than any potential performance hitches imo

>>716306552
>zero NDC footage
sus

I wish someone would actually finish Switch 1 emulation first
After Nintendo butchered Yuzu and Ryujinx there are no good forks left
Plus Ryujinx runs like absolute ass. C# in emulators is definitely a meme

>>716285719
Deck sisters finally have a game to play
>feels good

>in before a deck nerd replies about framerate
It sounds like deck sisters still don't know how to have fun

>>716307338
That's the lcd deck and you can just adjust the settings. If that battery life is a problem, then switch 2's battery life, where you can't do anything about it, is a far bigger problem considering it caps out at 2 hours for even games that look like welcome tour.

>>716292979
I miss bleach zelda. She kept the Dall e threads in check

>>716307669
Odyssey has been playable for years on the Deck.
It's also not a very good game.
Mario peaked 30 years ago.

>>716300852
Nothings wrong with it. Retards who dont code use some weird memes. Difference in speed is meaningless at this point since the actual speed difference is <1%. What matters is dev comfortability/familiarity with their coding. Optimization can happen after they get more than 10fps and few games running.

>>716279652 (OP)
Too bad even if it was real, there's no good software yet

Shitendo will be bankrupts

>>716308561
Eric, saar. Please read the thread before posting

>>716308607
THERE. IS. NO. "ERIC". EXCEPT. YOU.

>>716296872
Microsoft.

>>716279652 (OP)
@Nintendo @NintendoOfAmerica @FBI @CEA @realDonaldTrump
DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!

>>716308932
forgot ur trip bro

>>716308965
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>716285719
That frame time graph looks absolutely disgusting.

>>716307516
There is a Yuzu fork which seems active

eric about to have another mental breakdown

>>716309005
You have already chosen your pitiful end

lol
lmao
pcfags are desperate for that emulator, huh? can't even jailbreak the SW2 and dump games yet.

>>716279652 (OP)
2 more weeks lmao

>>716288667
>Chad 90s ID Software
>Want a console port? Here, another console port? Here
>Here have the fucking source code of DOOM, port it to whatever fucking platform you want.

>>716309005
it's troonix afterall

>>716279652 (OP)
I am not a tendie and this is definitely a scam/virus, as far as I know there hasn't been a root exploit for the Switch 2 so how did they dumped the game, firmware and decryption keys for the game?

NIN
TENDO

>>716283490
>the Xbox and Xbox 360 are completely different machines
ack

>>716279652 (OP)
@NINTENDO @INTERPOL @SCOTUS @US ARMY @FBI @CIA

DO SOMETHING?!?!?!?!

>>716296872
>>716299823
Ryujinx was/is made in C# and it was more accurate than Yuzu.

How are so many of the people in this thread THIS retarded?

>>716310196
I'm willing to shill it and hope millions of emutrannies get scammed out of their life savings

>>716310196
I know, right?
Sometimes it's actually better to just watch them bite it than to bite it yourself.

>>716285815
I remember being naive and believing this

>>716292615
>Switch 1 really tricked people into thinking having real emulation during a system's life is the norm when it was an insane exception.
You seem to have forgotten the N64, GBA, Wii and Wii U.

>>716279886
>discord
retards, complete and utter retards

>>716312170
>4 exceptions to the rule and they're all either systems with shared architecture to previous emulated consoles or have emulators that still struggle with accuracy to this day

>>716288962
It's not open source, there's no source at all, just a link to github

>>716279957

>PCfags
>NINTENDO GAMES ARE FOR BABIES AND ARE STUPID! WHY WOULD ANYONE PLAY EM!?
>An emulator for a new Nintendo console comes out
>FUCKING FINALLY! PC FINALLY HAS SOMETHING TO PLAY!

>>716279652 (OP)
I remember when the nintentards said that this wouldn't happen.

>>716312170
Cemu coming out in 2016 might be before the switch came out, but you could hardly call the wiiu "alive" by that point

>>716315859
it was also nowhere near as working/accurate back then, botw releasing is what really drove serious development/funding for cemu

>>716315532
>I can look at a garbled mess of a boot-up sequence! Another PC win!
>In ten years, I can finally play a good game after spending thousands of dollars on a PC with good enough hardware to run it!
>ANOTHER PC WIN!

>>716316165
>In ten years
In like maybe 2. Just like with the switch 1.

>>716279652 (OP)
>Lot's

>>716312170
>N64
Took until 1999 for the first decent one, still incompatible with many games. N64 emulators routinely had issues even into the 2020s, to the point it was often better to emulate VC n64 roms on dolphin.
>GBA
Extreme exception, even more ridiculous than the switch since there were emulators for it available before the system itself launched that could play tech demos.
>Wii
Why not mention gamecube? Wii emulation was just piggybacking off of dolphin, there's no point in bringing up wii in relation to switch 2 because jewzu and ryujinx can't run switch 2 games.
>Wii U
Didn't release until the system was already basically dead, literally only notable because it made botw emulatable at launch.

tendies can't keep getting away with it...

>>716286234
Deductive reasoning. Sorry you have no critical thinking skills.

>>716315532
I mean, it quite literally hasn't. This is a scam, and not even a particularly high effort one.
>>716316165
It's not even a boot sequence, it's just some random gameplay with a bunch of really bad filters over it to try and make it look "glitched". Somehow running a rom that hasn't been dumped yet. But it's ok, he said he found a super secret exploit (that wouldn't work even if he was telling the truth).

>>716279731
>these days
They have always been like this, today they are just mask off

>>716309007
Dunno
Most of those I've checked just pretend to be active by updating the translations or UI for the 100th time without changing anything substantial

>>716279652 (OP)
LOL rip this dude anus. Will this be the fastest lawsuit/Emulation take down?

How long did it take for switch 1 to actually run an emulator well?

>>716279652 (OP)
Maybe don't advertise it and cause Nincel HQ to demand a cease and desist maneuver.

>Switch emulation so dead and PCsnoys still so desperate for our games that pretending to create switch 2 emulators is a viable business strategy for pajeets

>>716316462
2 months turned into 2 years
I wonder what 2 years is gonna turn into once we get there

>>716317027
>make fake emulator
>no roms exist yet so no one can verify
>put it behind a paywall
>pretend to get C&D/DMCA
>"no refunds"
It's gonna just keep happening

Do we have visuals on the discord?

ANYONE WHO DOESNT BELIEVE THIS IS A NINTENTARD

At least Metroid Prime 4 emulated on Switch will be better than Prime on Switch 2.

>>716279886
SAAAAAR INDIA NUMBAH ONE CODING TALENT!! DONATE TO PATERON

How tech illterate are we these days? I wonder how many tards will throw money at this just to "own" nintendo

>LE PAYWALL LE DONATIONS
where's the patreon?
where are these guys accepting donations?
saying it's fake (likely) is one thing, but going "AAAAH IT'S INDIANS TRYING TO GET ME MONE" is another

>>716279652 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOO
GOD MUST STRIKE THEM DOWN FOR THEIR HERESY RIGHT NOW NOW NOW

>>716316997
it doesnt matter
what matters is that it happened
what matters is that it cannot be stopped
what matters is not giving a single cent to jewtendo

>>716318857
This is the one thing that makes me think they're being tricked rather than them trying to trick others.
They probably received a modified Mario Kart 8 dump from an anonymous source and are creating a NS1 emulator from scratch.

>>716318857
Shut up pajeet

>>716318779
The average 18 year old does not have a functioning mental model of what a "filesystem" is. Tech illiteracy is only getting worse with young people.

nintendo derangement fags proving how utterly retarded they are, Day: Who's keeping count anymore

>>716319094
Nintendo Enslavement Syndrome sufferers are the retarded ones. always have been. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>716319056
>the brownoid ESL cries out as he calls you an indian

>>716319216
I almost admire your sony dedication jeet. It has no games, nor value yet you defend it and fight nintendo for free 24/7

>>716319370
SAAAAAR THE EMU IS VALID AND POWERFUL LIKE INDIA IS A SUPA POWER!!!

>>716319567
>"y-you're the indian, not me!"
is this the newest strategy? accusing people of being indian before you can get outed as a jeet?

>>716288962
They'll most likely have some way to get donations and paypiggies will happily throw away their money.

>>716319719
No its just stupid and sad seeing people believe in this scam due to nintendo derangement

>>716319719
They're trying to deflect from Nintendo India

>>716320070
Indians hate nintendo because they can't afford it. They are loyal to and prefer playstation. The rest play on pc due to piracy. T. Had to tard wrangle indians for work. They smelled and were retarded so nothing was gained.

>>716320356
Sony fans are loyal to sony because sony is loyal to its fans. Shitendo cultists are loyal because they're religious cultist zealot bigots, like all religions.

>>716320554
nintendo = hard wokring, honest, god fearing men
sony = smelly indians and the gays

makes sense to me

>>716279652 (OP)
>I'm going to announce my emulator on the same social media platform the sue happy company that made the original console uses.
Why do they do this? Surely there's a better way to get the word out without publicly putting a target on your back.

>>716304438
>>716308753
>>716309003
>>716309179
What?

>>716279731
It's just the price for me. 450 on top of the price of games is a lot to consider when they'll remotely nuke your shit at any time for looking at it wrong. I hacked my switch one and got banned from online,but that's understandable. I could still use it to play and backup my games, but that's probably never gonna be a possibility with switch 2 unless it's possible to bypass the remote bricking. Just seems like a lot to consider over a children's toy.

>>716317914
>>716319216
>>716320070
>>716320554
There is no Nintendo India.

>>716322178
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>716296872
Nothing is wrong with C#. Anyone who thinks differently is a wannabe who doesn't ackshually know anything about the subject

>>716279652 (OP)
>can already boot games
What games?

>>716322606
Which is?

>>716279886
>hassaku

LMAO, good scam.

>>716280178
are you actual jeet behind this shit? you know ssl doesnt work that way right

>>716279652 (OP)
Retards just never learn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KexPWuTkMIw

>>716322926
Explain why Ryujinx runs like crap then

>>716292979
It was true for Switch 1, definitely. People did want to play BotW without paying $300 for otherwise useless hardware.

>Emulation before actual Switch 2 hack/jailbreak
I follow the scene and all I can tell you is that it's not happening until we get Gen 10 Pokémon. The guys doing this always lock the fuck in when there is a new mainline Pokémon.

tl,dr : Switch 2 hack isn't happening this year. Maybe next year.

>>716304216
Yeah i'm pretty sure that's because the game is decoding video in the background which is then copied to be used in the UI meaning it's a bitch emulate.

>>716327087
It's time to upgrade from your Pentium, Ranjeet.

>>716327087
Ryujinx is LLE, Yuzu is HLE

>>716331214
so no argument then?

>>716331495
neither of them are cycle accurate and both utilize JIT for translating CPU instructions

>>716279652 (OP)
I'll send an email to Nintendo, this will not stand.

>>716292351
Ryujinx was also C#

>>716279652 (OP)
I hate shitendo for ruining every switch emulator
I used to play monster hunter gu on ryujinx and able to find 100+people online daily, now only 10-15 people play on ryu and you barely find any open lobbies

>>716279652 (OP)
I'm in their discord lurking and intend to send a massive email with screenshots and messages to Nintendo in the coming weeks
I won't allow PCPoors to win this war

>>716331860
Is that why it ran like shit?

>>716322068
PS5 pro is 700 and you can bet your ass the PS6 will follow suit. Switch 2 will still be cheap compared to the competition.

>>716332875
yes

What’s Switch 1 emulation like? I’d be interested in trying BOTW if it gets good framerare on PC

>lot's
>run on sentence
>no source, just an empty github
yeah this is a jeet scam

>>716334859
Source is available on their github

>>716333967
Forks of both yuzu and ryujinx are basically dead, they work fine enough with older releases, especially if your pc is beefy enough to brute force some of the issues with both emulators, but it's sort of perpetually in an "eh, good enough" limbo because no one is gonna put any serious work into updating them when trying to monetize that work is a death sentence right now. Expect some sort of big fork for each of them when legends ZA releases though, pokemon always spurs the weaponized autism.

>>716279652 (OP)
and it's getting DMCA'd and the devs is gonna have to hand over 60% of his pay for the rest of his life

>>716333967
>BOTW
youre better off emulating the wiiu version

>>716310125
Shut the fuck up

>>716310125
That has infinitely more to do with jewzu devs being retarded grifters than it does with ryujinx being made in C#

>>716337203
Concession accepted.

Games for this feel?

>>716310028
the switch and switch 2 are completely different machines

>>716279652 (OP)
The only good thing about this is the possible addition of custom tracks into World but that's still 10+ years away.

>>716337583
Anything on the Virtual Boy.

>>716312170
>You seem to have forgotten the N64, GBA, Wii and Wii U.
Nintendo didn't, which is why this console is explicitly made more secure. Also >>716316501

>>716337895
Retard

>>716296872
Managed language are slower than unmanaged languages like C++
However you can write unmanaged code in C# and get the best of both world.
Either way, someone could just port it to C++ if it's that big of a problem.

>>716322068
>when they'll remotely nuke your shit at any time
literally just don't run pirated or ripped copies of games and you'll be fine
>but used games!
the one alleged time it happened, the person said nintendo reversed it as soon as they sent proof of purchase

>>716335009
I'm not downloading cardredeemer.exe

>>716338224
the only retard here is you. the Tegra T239 and Tegra X1 are different chip architectures, the switch 1 and switch 2 have different hardware and firmware capabilities (look at how quickly MIG users got banned on the switch 2), and there are no obvious hardware exploits where the device will willingly dump all of its info.

>>716338224
He's right.
They aren't even the same architecture.

>>716310028
>x86 xbox vs powerPC xbox
yes this is a correct statement

>>716310196
NON-TECHNICAL PLS UNDERSTAND I'M AN IDEAS GUY I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE EASY CUZ SHITCHES ARE SO WEAK COMPARED TO MY POWERFUL 2015 PC ANYWAY FUCK NINTENDO I WANNA PLAY POKEMON

>>716338878
>>716338914
>>716339062
Holy retards.

>>716339335
trolling used to take effort.

>>716303151
Nintendo TOLD you it was a joke and you believed it

>>716279731
i dont understand why they still live in the 20th century. why the fuck do they refuse to put shit on pc and get in on that market?

>>716280310
>Deck already emulates Windows at full speed
Wine is literally not an emulator.

>>716279652 (OP)
Can't these retards keep quiet till they make a better release?

>>716335009
It's a readme.md are you a retard

>>716339849
I meant to write discord but didn't want to correct myself because I was ashamed of my fuckup

>>716339508
They literally make more money by having a locked down hardware ecosystem, their own accessories, etc., while also charging the more for games on their platform.

>>716339570
it is emulation, just not CPU / architecture emulation which means it can be lightweight and not resource heavy
Wine despite what it claims pretends to be different OS which is basically what emulation is

>>716280310
>Windows at full speed which is more powerful than the Switch
this is the guy calling you retard in every switch thread btw

>>716337583
those pajeet scam games on the piss5.
>>716335009
thats literally just a notepad file, retard
Cope and rope eric, you retarded brazilian nigger
>>716333360
800+100 for the disk drive (cant be used without internet)

Just a couple hours earlier I shitposted about emulating banana just to nude mod Loline. Guess that'll happen sooner than expected. Lol.

>>716279652 (OP)
HELL YEAH BOYS
POKEMON LEGENDS ZA HERE WE COME

>>716342471
Can you also make donkey noises?

>>716339508
So they can watch you cry about it

>>716338509
These are arbitrary problems that the switch 1 didn't have, thoughbeit

>>716279652 (OP)
I thought they needed keys for games to boot? How are they booting games?

>>716339508
I don't understand why PCtards still live in utter delusion. Why the fuck do they refuse to accept Nintendo will never go on PC? Are they just actually braindead?

>>716344908
>Nintendo will never go on PC
...anon? Emulators have existed since many, many years ago.

>>716339508
Nintendo understands that people quite literally only buy their consoles for the exclusives. Only children and fanboys buy Nintendo exclusively. Releasing even one bingbing on PC ie unacceptable. It only works because Nintendo makes legitimately good games, which means I'm going to end up having to buy this shit eventually.

>>716344908
It worked for sony. But they ran into the issue where their audience only bought fifa and call of duty. Those exclusives had to make some money somewhere

>>716344968

And yet very few Nintendo games run natively on PC. Curious!

>>716342710
>>716342617
It's a scam retard

>>716345697
>run natively
You're the only one who cares about that.

>>716344628
>arbitrary
they literally only trigger if you play ripped copies of switch 1 games. they aren't arbitrary, and the cases are very few

>>716344968
what do emulators have to do with nintendo never doing official support for PC?

>>716345950

I'm just pointing out how retarded you are for comparing apples to oranges, don't have a meltie

>>716279652 (OP)
>>716279886
>retards ITT actually falling for it
If anyone actually donates to this blatant jeet scam I'm going to laugh so hard

Bull fucking shit that's emulation working, we can't even dump cartridges yet. "Switch 1 SSL works for downloading Switch 2 games off of Nintendo's CDN" is complete gibberish AND trying to directly access the CDN will either ban you or ignore you, we already know that from 3DS's Freeshop dying!

>>716346249
>nintendo never doing official support for PC?
Why does that matter when you can play Nintendo games on PC anyway?
>>716346543
>no argument
I accept your concession.

>>716346860
>Why does that matter when you can play Nintendo games on PC anyway?
This is a discussion about why Nintendo doesn't develop for PC, not one about how you can rip games and play them on emulators.

>>716339909
Okay, show a screenshot of the info in the discord, I'm not joining it

>>716344968
>Hey, this doesn't exist officially.
>Heh, but it exists RIGHT HERE!
>it's unofficial
Why are PC niggers so fucking stupid?

>>716347229
>This is a discussion about why Nintendo doesn't develop for PC
And this is me saying that doesn't matter because you can already play Nintendo games on PC.
>>716347349
>it's unofficial
Yes, and?

>>716346860
>Why does that matter when you can play Nintendo games on PC anyway?
If you're truly "satisfied" with emulation, why do you keep bitching about Nintendo not putting their slop on Steam? Hmmmmmm?

>>716347456
>why do you keep bitching about Nintendo not putting their slop on Steam?
That's a different anon.

Cool, shame s2 has no games

>>716284256
thank you for your valuable work, SCAMMER EXPOSER V621

>>716347517
If you say so. Even though it still doesn't count.

>>716347670
I don't get it. You can play Nintendo games on PC, so what's the problem?

>>716347745
Not officially. It doesn't count.

>>716286497
go post a video of undocked mario odyssey

>>716347835
>It doesn't count.
Why not?

>>716347434
>And this is me saying that doesn't matter because you can already play Nintendo games on PC.
This is you talking about a completely different issue than the one at hand. People are talking about ports or games within the same generation, not emulators that unofficial, unsupported, and oftentimes hunted down in court.

>>716347901
...because it's not official. It explains itself. Are you okay? Do you need me to space it letter by letter or something?

>>716288962
Where's your source, bro?

>>716347969
>completely different issue
But there is no issue. You can play Nintendo games on PC.
>emulators that unofficial, unsupported, and oftentimes hunted down in court
Does any of that make it so you can no longer play Nintendo games on PC?

>>716348036
It not counting because it's not official so it doesn't count because... is circular reasoning, which is a logical fallacy.

>>716279731
and they still fail HAHAHA

>>716348169
You're a bit stupid, aren't you?

>>716348219
Do you have any counter-arguments or do I take this insult as you conceding the argument?

what chances are that be function by time metroid comes/ ?

>>716344908
Nintendo had enough good publicity with BotW, Mario, and of course Pokemon to make people believe that their games are somehow special.

>>716348169
>But there is no issue. You can play Nintendo games on PC.
Not all of them, and not with accuracy.
>Does any of that make it so you can no longer play Nintendo games on PC?
Yes actually.
You think you're arguing with a tendie. You're arguing with an emufag that recognizes that publishing on PC isn't the same as ripping (or let's be honest, pirating) nintendo games and using them on community maintained emulators. It took dolphin a decade to deal with various compatibility issues. Your
>but does it play Nintendo games
already skips over the salient answer: "even when it runs them, they're often compromised to the point where it's unplayable for many until further revisions"

>>716348479
>Not all of them, and not with accuracy.
Ah, we're making progress!
Now please answer the following: do you, or do you not agree that most Nintendo games being able to be played on PC is preferable to not being able to play any Nintendo games on PC?

>>716279652 (OP)
>Axiom Emulator did the exact same thing
>s soon as their account was fully closed down due to only 2 people falling for the scam, this one pops up.
Yeah not believing this either and they gave a shitty reason on 'how it's working'.
Especially if you're stupid enough to talk about it on Twitter before it even does anything substantial.

I run sudachi, is there a better alternative that stutters less?

>>716348673
I'm not here to discuss the value of emulators. The discussion was about Nintendo developing officially for PC, with that entailing official support, patches, online, updates and DLC, etc.. Your discussion is categorically different than that one.

>>716348169
Anon, the original question was about what Nintendo is doing with their consoles and games, not about piracy.

Also. Switch emulation is piracy. It's a repulsive community with usual repulsive practices (doenload this download that disable antivirus don't ask how it works). It's reasonable to be wondeing if there is or will be an alternative (assuming you're also looking to not pay $400 for useless hardware or $150 for useless and outdated hardware).

>>716344969
>It only works because Nintendo makes legitimately good games
Not anymore.

>>716348860
nta but
>Anon, the original question was about what Nintendo is doing with their consoles and games, not about piracy.
correct
>Switch emulation is piracy.
incorrect
stop falseflagging

>>716344908
>nintendo toddler calling someone tard
Literal projection.

>>716348858
It was a very simple yes or no question, anon.
I'll give you another chance:
>do you, or do you not agree that most Nintendo games being able to be played on PC is preferable to not being able to play any Nintendo games on PC?
>>716348860
>Switch emulation is piracy
Yes, and?

>>716286830
anon i've played it it does spike not as much as a switch 1 game would but it definitely does spike now and then

>>716348283
What else is there to argue about? The argument's done. You have no retort and try to make up shit to deny it. You're like an Indian trying to pretend that stolen money is honest money.
Nintendo games are not officially on PC or Steam or whatever. Yes, you can play them, through illegal means, or loosely legal methods of your own. That does not mean Nintendo or anyone else can claim that you can "play their games on your computer". That's not how that works. Since you seem especially retarded and have a weird obsession with hating Nintendo for whatever reason, let me explain it this way.
Consider Cave Story. Initially a PC exclusive. It later came to Wii in 2010.
Undertale. Initially exclusive. Switch came three years later.
You can play PC games officially on Nintendo consoles.
You cannot play Nintendo games officially on PC.
It's that simple.

>>716344908
>said tendie living in utter delusion himself
Why the fuck do you refuse to accept that Nintendo are not good anymore?

>>716346794
It's fun right?

>>716286996
NOOOOOOO I NEED THIS TO BE LEGIT I NEED TO DAB ON NINTENDO AND MAKE MORE ATTENTIONWHORING TIKTOKS

>>716348906
i'm sorry anon but you lost the attention war. most people online have decided they love nintendo games but hate nintendo. it's the only reason CEMU is in the state it is now. it's the only reason why people bothered to develop Yuzu and Ryujinx as quickly as they did. It's the reason why dolphin is so popular. people like nintendo games, and most think they're good enough that support for their emulation and demand for their ROMs is like 10x orders of magnitude higher than for other systems

>>716349107
Too long; didn't read. Thanks for conceding!

>>716279652 (OP)
>Nobody can decrypt or run games
Totally legit bro

>>716349023
>It was a very simple yes or no question, anon.
A very simple answer: I'm not having that discussion with you.

>>716347229
>bootlicking corpo this hard
Why you are like this?

>>716348219
>passive agressive tone
>said actual corpo bootlicker
You should ask that question to yourself.

>>716348942
Please read the whole sentence. I'm saing that Switch emulation community is repulsive (to me) because it revolves around piracy. The fact that it's legal to reverse engineer hardware and software that you own is irrelevant.

>>716349269
Then in that case I thank you for conceding.

>>716349379
>I'm saing that Switch emulation community is repulsive (to me)
who asked

>>716349173
>passive agressive tone
Nintendo is evil company, i have no clue why do you defend it, you must be actual paid shill.

>browns are so desperate to emulate switch 2 that they are getting scammed out of their money instead of just paying for games

>>716349514
You read the answer though.

>>716348296
Zero, because it's a literal scam
Also
>esl gibberish

>>716279652 (OP)
i just wanna tell this anon >>716136909 to go fuck himself

>>716349276
What am I bootlicking?

>>716349379
>I'm saing
ESL.
>that Switch emulation community is repulsive (to me) because it revolves around piracy.
Not your personal blog.

>>716349615
>giving money to corrupt corpo
Nah.

>>716279652 (OP)
I'm convinced nintendo themselves are making these scam emulator posts to demoralize pirates and maybe fleece a bit of cash from the stupider ones.

>>716349598
>acknowledging a bad company puts out games people like and think are good means you're a shill
did i ever say you shouldn't torrent nintendo games anon?

>>716349825
>giving money to thirdies instead
lmao

>>716349730
Nintendo and corpos in general since you are antipiracy zealot.

>>716349639
but want metroid with mouse

>>716349185
I accept your concession.

>>716349598
Nintendo needs to die
>>716349854
Nintendo. Does not. Put out. Good games. Or games. Anyone. Likes. ANYONE.

>>716349825
>giving money to some macaco in his favelahut who is lying out of his ass to scam people that are desperate for a switch 2 emulator
this isn't the totally epic own you think it is

>>716349985
Go back to your containment thread faggot.

>>716322926
this, it's very simple to compile C# as C++ these days anyway

>>716279652 (OP)
Switch 2 has games?

>>716349945
>generic npc response
Oh look, its npc, just like in my videogames.

>>716279652 (OP)
Based

>>716348296
We still don't have dumped games somehow. If there is no dumped games or decription there is now way for you to test them on an emulator. So everything you see is a complete scam.

>>716350053
I mean people are making the PS5 Emulator and all that has is Astro Bot.

This can't be real..... No..... NOOOOOOOOOO

>this isn't just a big step towards switch 2 emulation, but emulation as a whole
what does this mean

>>716350135
Ps5 has 1 game :O

>>716350153
Its just some ESL brown trying to sound intelligent

>>716349989
>>716349862
>strawman
You have rich imagination, but please keep it to yourself.

The more I look into it, the more I realize what an absolute snarl of catch 22s switch 2 emulation is currently facing, and that it's a genuine miracle switch 1 emulation happened

>>716349985
Nintendo is the only one that makes games.

>>716349985
Modern nintendo games are mediocre shovelware slop.
But keep coping and denying reality.

>>716350148
Good news! It quite literally isn't real

>>716349902
i'm not antipiracy you fucking idiot

>>716349985
Learn to read and after that reread my post slowly

>>716350148
The only thing real about this is the GitHub page with nothing in it.

>>716350220
Where's your indeterminate article

>>716349985
>Nintendo. Does not. Put out. Good games. Or games. Anyone. Likes. ANYONE.
Then. Why. Are. Nintendo. Emulators. The. Only Ones. That. Have. Any. Major. Social. Traction?

>>716350303
Did you accidentally reply to your own post after turning your trip off?

>>716279652 (OP)
beep boop fuck Nintendo

>>716322068
switch 2 also just bans you from online, there's no bricking. it's the exact same system as for switch 1

>>716349349
Explain where I'm bootlicking or stop using buzzwords you don't understand.

I love Nintendo and its games.

Why the fuck are these retards posting this shit openly on fucking Twitter? Does the concept of optics just not exist anymore? Shut your fucking mouth until you have it fully functional, release it so it can spread and THEN talk about it.

>>716349985
>seethes about "no one likes nintendo ackshually"
>half the comments are lording about emulators or seething about nintendo games not being on their lord gaben's slop shop
Lol, okay.

>>716279886
>Only thing in the GitHub is a Readme begging people to join a discord
The clinically retarded should not be allowed use the internet

>>716279652 (OP)
i will never ever understand why these types can't help but post every single thing they do online, even when it's blatantly illegal and is certain to fuck up their efforts
it's like niggers posting their weed on facebook, totally brainless

>>716350775
And you never will, because you lack the intelligence for it.

>>716350690
nope and that's why there will never be another Nintendo emulator.

>>716346860
>I accept your concession.

Melty witnessed

>>716350594
You defend corporation for free.

>>716350690
They don't need to worry because it doesn't exist

>>716350840
this is how you get yuzu part 2, zoom zoom

>>716279915
Hackers were already able to downloaded the firmware off of the SW2 though.

>>716350724
Eshop is full of slop, but its magically okay because its nintendo?

>>716350690
>>716350775
there is no danger because this emulator isn't real

>>716351020
You've already displayed your lack of intelligence, no need to do it twice.

>>716351039
FUCK YOUR FIRMWAR KILL YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE EMULATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 >:(

>>716350690
young and inundated modern minds cannot help themselves from doxxing every single move they ever make on the internet forever, it's as easy as breathing to you and me

>>716351049
When did I say this? Please show me.

>>716351039
>Factory firmware
So nothing?

>>716279652 (OP)
Based. Can't wait to try Wokey Kong with no slow down if only for the loli.

>>716350970
Nigga who said I was DEFENDING them? Learn english, ESL faggot. Fuck off.

>>716351225
No whatever was on the chip at the time. The hacker took the processor out, identified each pin on the processor and was able get the download the firmware. The process could be replicate for whatever update Nintendo releases

Told yall niggas that they will get an emulator working.

Get fucked Nintedo. Switch 2 flopped regardless. Tell your mum to warm up the tendies it's gonna be a cold season.

Clean the diapers, clean the shitting bucked, cleanse and rinse the shit from your pants.

>>716351484
Soonwhy they didn't it again?

>>716279764
Lmao. We will play your games for free tendie

>>716351624
i'm all for this but they have to make one worth playing first

>>716351510
>>716351624
Get your wallets ready for their patreon, bros... I just know it will be real this time!!

>>716351510
>>716351624
You said that when Axiom Emulator was out and that was just a scam for idiots.

>>716351751
Shitendo will be bankrupts. You have already choen your pitiful end

>>716279815
>>716285045
>>716310081
REMEMBER THE HONEYPOT CANNOT BE ERASED

>>716351607
Who says they aren't doing it?

>>716351807
fuck macs

>>716351774
What are the chances that is the same guy from the axiom emulator? They did the same thing with the empty GitHub and discord link. Exactly the same fucking thing. They will soon end the emulator saying Nintendo did it and collect the Patreon money.

>>716351624
And somehow, they will still sell millions... curious.

Thanks god
I was going to but a switch 2 for that bloodborne 2

>>716351846
Who says they doing it?

>>716351952
The Axiom eumlator's twitter page closed down completely right around when this popped up so possibly a 70% chance.

>>716351607
>>716352050
learn English
>learn English
learn English
>learn English
learn English
>learn English
learn English
>learn English

>>716352031
>Didn't read the thread
Time to save money anon

>>716279957
remember that the kid is already dead

>>716352031
just fucking buy it!!!!

>>716279652 (OP)
What is that a big step towards emulation as a whole?

>>716352124
>>716352137
Nah buying dedicated hardware only for video games is retarded

>>716352114
I will continue speaking like a caveman and there is nothing you can do about it. Nigger

>>716351952
>do the same obvious scam twice
>the retards of /v/ believe you both times

>>716352114
learn Indian

>>716348759
>ai slop

>>716352625
saars undertail

>>716279886
>once we get a few more games in-game
What few games? There's just Mario Kart World and Donkey Kong Bananza.

yes saar redeem the patreon saar

This is switch 1 emulation v2
And tendies are seething and coping like crazy again

>>716337390
Confession denied.

>>716348346
>Nintendo had enough good publicity with BotW, Mario, and of course Pokemon
I've come to accept that I am no longer the target audience for nintendo, if THIS is what garners goodwill for them.

What's your guys opinions on mig switch?

I'm thinking of grabbing a used switch lite and running a mig switch on it. I dont care about online play or getting console banned

>>716352992
I mean sure you can do that or you can just buy a handheld PC and emulate switch 1 games anyway... Both you won't use online so...

>>716353214
The handheld PCs aren't great at Switch 1 emulation desu, especially the somewhat more strenuous titles. It wasn't great on my Steam Deck. I recommend just doing desktop switch emulation instead, or just buying a switch if it's cheap enough

>>716279886
>>716279652 (OP)
This is cool but this faggot is asking to be obliterated.
The "people" should stop being such attention whores.

>>716349615
What games?

>>716354447
>half of them look normal
>one of the most onions looking ones is opening a ps4
>the most prominent image is boogie

>>716289381
Of course you do, you're not dead yet. That will change.

>>716279652 (OP)
why would you do that rn? why can't these fags just shut up, work on the emulator in secret and release it 2 years into the switch 3 gen?

>>716352321
>buying a videogame machine to play videogames is retarded
the state of gamers in 2025

>>716355028
Kek it's not real it's just a scam

>>716355276
what's the latest on the ps4 emu? heard it can run bloodborne, what about other games?

>>716279652 (OP)
It's fucking over

>>716355564
>what's the latest on the ps4 emu? heard it can run bloodborne, what about other games?

Generally speaking emulators tend to skew their functionality towards the most desirable games and everything else be damned.

CEMU eventually just became a BotW emulator and every other Wii U game was left suffering performance wise.

>>716322065
first time seeing the schizo in action? btw that person is the one spamming anti-nintedno threads

>>716348759
that wasnt even the actual axiom account, the actual one is still up, the dumbass behind @AxiomEmulator thought it would be smart to make a scam of a scam

>>716356538
you can see the original scam account is still up https://x.com/AxiomEmu/status/1941552273836192071

>>716355716
This time for sure!

>>716356668
found out what the scam scam axiom account changed into, they decided to just impersonate hassaku to try and scam people since doing a scam of a scam isnt that effective.

https://x.com/HassakuSwitch (dont buy their patren its obviously a scam)

>>716356683
You have alreadu chosen your pitiful end

>>716279652 (OP)
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT

these stupid fucking niggers never learn. DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT UNTIL IT WORKS

I have a huge migraine and I cba to check if this is real or not. is it?

>>716357346
It's a glorified "hello world" prompt, some mario kart footage run through filters to give it a "glitchy" aesthetic, and a bunch of attempted tech jargon that makes literally zero sense if you actually understand the first thing about emulation.

>>716357475
it is, beta testers from the randomly selected giveaway have confirmed it and are making videos

>>716279652 (OP)
based. fuck nintendo

>>716322065
forgot >>716357061

>>716357686
Dude why are you lying

>>716359127
becuase you can't handle the truth

i dont care if it's real or fake. I just hope nintendo sues these people into a life long bankruptcy. when you come at the king you better not fucking miss, and these trannies just fucking missed

>>716357686
yes redeem the patreon saar have roms in cdn saar need patreon

>>716362128
>>716351751
>>716352817
Remember, NO REFUNDS.

So does anyone joined the discuck? How is it?

this is better than latest mario kart rainbow road

>no dumped roms in sight
fake and gay

>>716362905
>still seething beyond lunacy
yikes and cringepilled

>>716299823
isn't the benefit of the CLR that it optimises the IL? i'm not suggesting it would reach the speed of C++ but it can be pretty performant for a managed language

>>716358559
also >>716322606

>>716363027
It's seething to not want to get scammed by jeets?

>>716281981
not really

>>716279652 (OP)
I was kind of convinced that this was real as a programmer because I saw a weird grid on the screen of the mario kart world video, which didn't make sense.
Then I watched the intro and you can clearly see the grid is part of the game.
This is 100% fake, the audio subsystem won't slow down the audio, and if you did you would at least correct the pitch because otherwise at this slowdown it sounds like a creepy pasta (or just disable audio, it's not important).
There is not a single glitch in the videos that couldn't be created with a shittification filter (I thought the grid was a glitch, but I was wrong).

>Shilling a literal jeet scam to play tendie games
The absolute state of PC vegans

>>716315486
>Me having the entire library of both NES and SNES games, even some cool hacks and translations.
I never said that Nintendo games were for babies, have you seen some of the stuff that came out in the SNES only in japan, japanese SNES kids grew up to become absolute units, or twinks, it depends, but i'm enjoying Shin Megami Tensei 1, it's comfy, and Front Mission: Gun Hazard.

It wouldn't surprise me if at some point in the future nintendo starts rigging stuff to explode like those pagers that were blowing people up in the middle east

>>716279652 (OP)


They created a generalized algorithm for emulating ALL games...


Holy fucking shit...


This is crazy I'm jumping up and down.


This is amazing for the future of game preservation.

>>716363847
>this hothead going to bed is malding
oh no no no

>>716363981
I'm suprised how many people have high end PCs and barely know how to really use them, all the old games they could play that are on PC, or the games they could emulate, PS1, PS2, almost all nintendo and sega consoles, and so many more things, don't they know that?

>>716364621
having the latest toy doesn't make you intelligent.

>>716364949
And that's true in so many ways, damn man, people don't even try to enjoy something these days

>>716285719
>framedrops on a literal tutorial level with 2 characters on screen at once

>>716286936
>>716280178
Arrest ayy