Thread 716312036

Software Sales (physical only)

1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 130,537 / 1,495,609
2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
3. [NSW] Tamagotchi Plaza – 9,081 / 149,279
4. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 8,152 / 6,381,356
5. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons – 6,664 / 8,172,980
6. [NSW] Super Mario Party Jamboree – 5,885 / 1,349,665
7. [NSW] Minecraft – 5,385 / 3,939,274
8. [NS2] Tamagotchi Plaza – 4,220 / 40,915
9. [NSW] Patapon 1 + 2 Replay – 3,248 / 12,119
10. [NSW] Hunter x Hunter: Nen x Impact – 3,174 / NEW

Hardware Sales

Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
Switch – 11.766 (35.836.320)
PlayStation 5 – 6.148(6.932.318)
Xbox Series X|S – 150 (679.971)
PlayStation 4 – 22 (9.504.998)

Yakuza 8 Sales Are "Strong", Especially In Japan and Asia

>Furthermore, sales in Japan and Asia seem to have made up a big part of this momentum, as Yokoyama notes, “The game is incredibly strong in Japan. Sales in (the rest of) Asia are also quite strong, but the momentum in Japan is even greater than in the past.”

>9. [NS2] Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut – 7,486 / NEW

https://automaton-media.com/en/news/like-a-dragon-infinite-wealth-dev-surprised-by-unprecedented-speed-of-sales-and-big-change-in-sales-pattern/

Where's that retard that thought the switch 2 was declining last week?

Sad News. Street Fighter 6 sucked

>>716312036 (OP)
BANANZA DIDNT EVEN GET FIRST??? WHAT A FUCKING FLOP

>>716312036 (OP)
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>MKW is still ontop
The "weak legs" poster is looking sillier and sillier.

Street Fighter 6 sold over 1 million copies in Japan (Number of units sold as of December 20, 2024)

>21. [NS2] Street Fighter 6 – 1,821 / 7,171

https://x.com/streetfighterja/status/1887305210781180094?s=46&t=iG06Fusk0-rV8wJwIf3_aQ

>>716312036 (OP)
>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
Good launch

>152.165
>6.148

>>716312169
You lost, snoyric

It'll sell better on Switch 2. Thanks for the beta test

While it’s probably never going to happen, would a list of all Switch and Switch 2 games still count as a 30/30?

>>716312036 (OP)
BANANZA FLOPPED BIGLY

>>716312169
SHITENDO IS FUCKING DEAD, KEKKYPOOOOOOOO

>He takes the example of the launch of Metaphor: ReFantazio in early October: the title sold well in Japan, but it also performed extremely positively across the entire Asian continent, he tells us.

>It's not as lopsided as something like Yakuza but a bit less than half of Metaphor WW sales are in Asia (because EMEA remains relatively weak for historical reasons)

https://www.installbaseforum.com/forums/threads/media-create-sales-week-44-2024-oct-28-nov-03.3181/page-4#post-286641

>>716312036 (OP)
>Switch Lite/4,276 units (6,613,787 units in total)
>PS5/3,635 units (5,721,126 units in total)
>PS5 Digital Edition: 849 units (979,902 units in total)
>PS5 Pro/1,664 units (231,290 units in total)

Can't even beat SWITCH LITE individually. What a flop

>>716312036 (OP)
Is it me or did the amount of Switch 2 go up compared to last week.

Odd how the guy who is totally not snoyric suddenly stopped replying in the other thread

Already forgotten. Maybe it'll do better when it comes to Switch 2, a successful console.

>>716312196
>COULDN'T EVEN GET FIRST
KEKKYPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>716312241
Yes

Has he posted with multiple trips in a single thread like this before? I thought he retired them after a while

>>716312295
Yes it doubled. They were holding stock for DK launch.

>>716312036 (OP)
BANANZA DROPPED THE FUCKING BALL SO HARD

>>716312295
Yes like was stated last week. Nintendo always holds stock back for big game launches

>Tales of Arise sales by model PS=60%, PC=30%, Xbox=10% Japan sales: approx. 650,000

Sales by Region
>Japan & Asia ~1.2M
>North America ~1M
>EMEA >700k
>Latin America <100k

Ratio by model
>PS <60%
>PC <30%
>Xbox >10%
>Switch <0%

https://www.mutyun.com/archives/225577.html

>>716312196
yeah for DK 120-150 are good launch, it doesn't have strong fanbase in Japan (same as Sonic)

[Sad News] Armored Vore VI sucked VI dicks

>>716312036 (OP)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.148(6.932.318)

>>716312331
>>716312347
Oh yeah, I forgot that it sold 70K last week.

>>716312245
>>716312250
>>716312341
lol

lmao

>>716312036 (OP)
already bigger than DKCR

Reminder the mods will never range ban and will even protect the schizo from reports because he's 'engagement bait' for 4chan

>>716312036 (OP)
>Nintendo Top 10
>Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
>Switch – 11.766 (35.836.320)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.148(6.932.318)
HOLY NINTENDOMINATION AND TOTAL SONY DEATH LMAO

>>716312036 (OP)
>Switch – 11.766 (35.836.320)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.148(6.932.318)

>>716312401
>Armored Vore
I'd play it

>>716312398
Isn't it better than pretty much every previous DK game?

Armored Core VI Sold Over 700k Copies In Japan.

>ARMORED CORE VI achieved a major success with over 700,000 units sold in Japan. Current sales reflects domestic sales.

https://ssl4.eir-parts.net/doc/9468/ir_material_for_fiscal_ym13/143593/00.pdf

>>716312083
>>716312160
>>716312172
>>716312195
>>716312273
>>716312350
>>716312490

Nintendo seemingly can't manufacture enough to match demand
How fucking popular is this console in Japan

>>716312489
It’s probably the single biggest Japan launch DK has ever had

>Armored Core VI Japan sales were 75% digital

https://ssl4.eir-parts.net/doc/9468/ir_material_for_fiscal_ym13/143593/00.pdf

>>716312534
How popular is it ANYWHERE? It's literally the best selling console in history adjusted for timeframe.

>>716312424
>Already three deleted posts
The meltdown is going to be nuclear this week

>>716312424
>All deleted.
kek

Looks like Mario Kart World is the correct launch title despite some delulu people keep insisting that “Donkey Kong should have been the launch title” or “Donkey Kong is the real launch title”.

Time to step back and get off the Internet echo chamber. Real people have spoken and, they,, have continued to buy and support Mario Kart World.

>>716312534
It’s a handheld PS4 that can play Mario Kart.
It’s basically their version of crack cocaine.

>Not a single PS5 game in the top 10
Why don’t snoys buy third party games?

>>716312036 (OP)
>01./00. [NSW] Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Nintendo) {2018.05.03} (¥5.980) - 88.421 / NEW
>[NSW] Donkey Kong Country Returns HD – 107,093 / NEW
> [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
Considering the install base, I'd say that's a pretty solid start.

Also
>. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 130,537 / 1,495,609
>It just keeps selling
LMAO but /v/ told me everyone was moving back to 8....

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>>716312160
>>716312195
>>716312273
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>>716312603
Switch and Switch 2 took 10/10 btw, blow your brains out

>>716312398
They're essentially building up Donkey Kong in Japan the same way they did with Zelda.

I still don't understand why Japanese are so fucking retarded and keep buying Switches when:

a)Switch is a shitty portable with ancient technology
b)Switch 2 only has a shitty Mario Kart game
c)There are better devices like Steam Deck OLED, ROG Ally X, MSI claw, etc
d)PS5 is way better and has more games

Also most of Switch library are Wii U ports and indies

The U.S needs to send another fuckin nuke to Japan pronto

Also it's sad to see Xbox being pretty much dead there when Xbox has the best gaming service: Gamepass and amazing games like Indiana Jones, Elder Scrolls, DOOM Dark Ages, etc

When you think about it, PlayStation 5 has WAY more and better games, better controller, a more aesthetic, cool and powerful console

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Holy fucking shit

Looks like Mario Kart World is the correct launch title despite some delulu people keep insisting that “Donkey Kong Bananza should have been the launch title” or “Donkey Kong Bananza is the real launch title”.

Time to step back and get off the Internet echo chamber. Real people have spoken and, they,, have continued to buy and support Mario Kart World.

>>716312632
Did people really forget how fucking popular Mario Kart is?

>>716312036 (OP)
>"If you're not aware, when the Switch 2 came out, there was one new game, Mario Kart World. And outside of that, every other game was a port that you could already have played on another platform. Why then did they release Mario Kart World as the only exclusive? And then why did they release this game one month later? Artificial scarcity. By doing it like that, everyone had to buy Mario Kart World at launch or else they had nothing to play on the Switch 2. So, everyone did. Now, it's a month later and everyone realized, we're kind of bored of Mario Kart. There's no content. So, they run out and they buy Donkey Kong Bonanza."

>"But here's the thing. If Nintendo had released both of those games at launch, people would have just chosen one or the other. Artificial scarcity. By making only one available then the next, what you've done is created a situation where people want to keep spending to keep using their console because they feel like they've already invested so much. They want to keep spending. So in another few months, I guarantee you we'll have an update. Metroid Prime 4 is coming out, right? And that's what Nintendo seems to be doing. They knew they didn't have a killer lineup for the launch of this console. So make it seem like it's exclusive."

>>716312717
spic avatarfagging retard

>>716312534
2.2M preorders in one store before it even released. They still need to go through 500k just to satisfy the people who tried to buy one on their store when it released

>>716312036 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
But youtubers told me that the Switch 2 was declining and flopping...

>>716312754
internet folk likes to sniff their own farts

Well this didn't age well kek

>>716312632
Always was, a gema like Bananza might generate more buzz around "hardcore" gamers, but MK is Nintendo's biggest boy.

>>716312632
>>716312737
Where did this come from, Gematsu, Installbase or Resetera?

Looks like Mario Kart World is the correct launch title despite some delulu people keep insisting that “Donkey Kong Bananza should have been the launch title” or “Donkey Kong Bananza is the real Switch 2 launch title”.

Time to step back and get off the Internet echo chamber. Real people have spoken and they have continued to buy and support Mario Kart World.

>>716312036 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
B-b-b-but the decline!

>>716312717
To spite Snoys like you.

>>716312620
it's insanely popular even in 3rd world banana countries like Brazil.

5ch also having fun

man I'm glad I don't waste time on youtubers

>>716312160
>>716312319
>>716312240
>>716312401
A good attempt

>>716312798
>>716312837
This faggot struck gold making NDS videos and advertising to brown third worlders, his videos used to only get five thousand views.

>>716312754
Unironically yes. People forget that Mario Kart one of the most popular gaming series ever because it's not a youtube meme game like minecraft. Same with Animal Crossing.

>>716312036 (OP)
>9. [NSW] Patapon 1 + 2 Replay – 3,248 / 12,119

Playstation IP doing better on Nintendo than Playstation.

>>716312798
>>716312837
His next video will be about DK only selling 120k first week and that it's a flop

Anon you can trust me for this time:
DKB is the best ever 3D platformer you can ever imagine

>02./00. [PS5] Astro Bot (Sony Interactive Entertainment) {2024.09.06} (¥7.255) - 12.672 / NEW
Ten times the amount of gayme of the year 2024

>Highest opening for a DK game

This guy must be drawing like 5 new pieces rn

Its thursday! I can lynch PS5!

>>716312874
Based home made cake enjoyer

>>716312036 (OP)
Meh, thought Bananza would break 200k. Disappointing.

>>716312935
I like 3D World and 64 more but Bananza is up there for sure

>>716312754
>Did people really forget how fucking popular Mario Kart is?

Yeah, it's Nintendo's GTA

>>716312798
>The hoops Nintendeen goes thru to generate FUD.
I wish I could reach thru the screen and choke ytubers.

>>716312961
Why is he so angry at Bananza? Or is he drawing solely for attention now?

>>716312975
It already beat the opening of the previous DK games in Japan

10/10
Post cats.

>>716312789
they're still seething hard that Switch 2 had the biggest launch ever in Japan and America lmao

>Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
>Switch – 11.766 (35.836.320)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.148(6.932.318)
Holy shit HAHAHA

>>716312671
I'll be honest I was expecting slightly better numbers for Bananza (150k-ish) but yeah it's doing better than DKCRHD so it's doing well for DK in Japan.

>>716312036 (OP)
>MKW and Switch 2 doubled in sales from last week
How did that happen?

>>716313016
>>716312789
don't forget dexertofags trying to spin sales news

>>716313012
It also has higher production values and literally no competition.

>>716313010
Probably some Dobson tier retardation about how Nintendo used to be an american company or something. Wokey Kong reeks of "why is Link blond now?"

>>716312036 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 130,537 / 1,495,609
Wow that's still so much
>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
Pretty good for DK but of course way loweer than some gigacopers were guesstimating here.

>>716312648
It’s not a handheld PS4, it’s much powerful than that.

>>716313010
I’m actually pretty sure he is drawing these ironically, but the people who constantly repost them don’t know that.

>>716312961
One trick pony.

>>716312874
>3
>yfw Total Sony death is real

But YouTubers told me the Switch 2 was underperforming now...

>>716312874
That Hunter Schaefer being casted as Zelda shitpost rumor even made it to Japan? kek

>>716312036 (OP)
how the fuck is the Switch 1 still beating the PS5
Sony really fucking fumbled this gen

>>716312036 (OP)
>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
HE'S FINALLY HERE

>>716313076
New first party game just launched

>>716313029
It got worse.
None of the PS5 individually can beat the fucking SWITCH LITE sale

Mario won
Zelda won
Pokemon won
Harman Smith won
Barry won
Yamauchi won
Aonuma won
Miyamoto won
Touhou won
Kiwi Farms won
Mion won
Emio won
Rise won
Tamagotchi won
Alarmo won
Trump won
Switch won
Switch 2 won
Billy Mitchell won
Ross Scott won
Darren won
Concord lost
Astro bot lost
Pal world lost
Wilds lost
Death Stranding lost
Sony lost
Microsoft lost
Square Enix lost
Steam deck lost
Yuzu lost
Ryujinx lost
Keffals lost
Patrick Tomlinson lost
Mike Matei lost
Spotify lost
Kamala lost
ACfag lost
Chris Dring lost
Karl Jobst lost
Jason Hall lost
Eric lost

>>716313142
Yeah, he a had a empty shelf where PS5 games were supposed to be joke in one of his drawings

Why is Nintendo Switch 2 so popular in Mexico?

https://www.amazon.com.mx/gp/bestsellers/videogames

>>716312036 (OP)
>more sales means more gooder!
lol

>>716313175
SELLING GAMES FOR YOU

>>716313118
>>716313129
also mind, digital sales not included

>>716312036 (OP)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.148(6.932.318)
3 digits when? Holidays?

>>716313257
It sure seemed to mean that back in the PS4 days.

>>716313247
I'm not trying to troll here
but I thought mexico was a poor shithole?
how can they afford this stuff

RIP Digimon btw

>>716312036 (OP)
Man that's low for Bananza. I expected more. Hopefully it has legs

>>716313228
don't forget to add a "Hunter Schafer lost" to your list.

>>716313129
Almost 10% of SW2 owners in Japan bought DKB at launch. This does not include digital.
That's fantastic in any book.

>>716313338
Mexico is poor but they're not 'South American' poor.

>>716313318
believe it or not, it didnt.

>>716313342
>no pokemon theme
>no new colors
Nintendo knows they don't have to try anymore with console bundles

note that on amazon the digital code version of bananza was charting higher than the physical version, so the physical ratio is likely lower than usual

>>716312294
>b..but muh trains

>>716313342
Digimon Chose war, they could have moved the release for next year AND having q fucking Switch 2 version but they chose neither.

>>716312036 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
>Switch – 11.766 (35.836.320)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.148(6.932.318)

>>716313342
Bamco better change their digimon game release date seriously

>>716313203
Sony is so fucking pathetic, they wasted billions on pandering to westoids, making shitty games with muh gwafics and realism and let’s not forget their absolute colossal blunders like Concord and Marathon. Gaming’s DNA has always been largely Japanese and treating Japan as an insignificant market will be your doom, nobody will convince me otherwise.

Harada is going to suck Sony cock even harder than ever

>>716313228
my dad posted that other cat dancing gif from these posts in the family group chat yesterday and i couldnt stop laughing thinking of fucking famitsu threads

>>716312036 (OP)
Expected more from Bananza desu. It seems kinda sad that Bananza couldn't outsell DKC Returns (163k)? I expected a bigger launch honestly, at least the top spot even if not a strong one.

>>716312758
Whatever you say, cuck

>>716313372
That's a fair point. I also should have added "DK won".

>>716313338
Mexico isn’t as poor as you think.

>>716313482
why does bamco never stop popping that bussy for snoy? no matter how many times they get their head caved in sales wise?

>>716313487
It'll have better legs.

>>716313487
I'm expecting it'll have amazing legs as word of mouth spreads.

>>716313156
It's actually hilarious that he saw a leaked projection of 1.8 million sales in "the americas" and then assumed it must be talking solely about the US, and since in the US they sold "only" 1.6 million, they drastically missed their target. I'm sure they didn't sell another 200k in all of canada, mexico, central america, and south america.

>>716313487
Japan hates monkeys

>>716313441
The game is also cheaper digitally in Japan

>>716313338
probably the same way brazilians can afford vidyas. they pay in installments.

>>716313439
They're already struggling to meet the demand. You want them to add a second SKU to manufacture?

>>716312874
>8
This guy knows what's up

>>716313439
I bet it’s because they don’t want to disrupt production of the thing, they can barely meet demand as it is.

>>716313551
Technically, Nintendo also hasa 1.75% share in Bamco, but they mostly used it for their Nintendo exclusive Bandai team

>>716312036 (OP)
>>1. [NS2]
>2. [NS2]
>3. [NSW]
>4. [NSW]
>5. [NSW]
>6. [NSW]
>7. [NSW]
>8. [NS2]
>9. [NSW]
>10. [NSW]

Why don't snoytroons buy games?

>>716313439
retard

>>716313586
KLARNA UMA DELICIA

>>716313439
it's still early
it took 1 year until we got a special edition back in switch

>>716313639
I have a theory: they don’t have games kek

>>716312036 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 130,537 / 1,495,609
>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
>Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
Not a bad start for DK. As long as the game has legs it'll do well. One of the best games I've ever played so it deserves it

>>716069468
Threads that aged well

Welp, I guess MK is gonna sit thight there until Kirby Air Riders lol

>>716313639
What games are there for snoytroons to buy?

>>716313482
Bamco is a battered housewife

>>716313338
mexico isn't poor
and even actual poor countries still have people who can afford stuff like video games

Splatoon Raiders is going to sell a splatillion

But I was told Switch 2 sales is MASSIVELY declining?

And it looks like Mario Kart World is the correct launch title despite some delulu people keep insisting that “Donkey Kong Bananza should have been the launch title” or “Donkey Kong Bananza is the real Switch 2 launch title”.

Time to step back and get off the Internet echo chamber. Real people have spoken and they have continued to buy and support Mario Kart World.

PS6 will be rushed to market and it’s going to be a shitty $900 no games box that promises BS like native 8K.

lmao I guess he really did get banned already
how humiliating

>>716313487
>kinda sad that Bananza couldn't outsell DKC Returns (163k)
Wii had 10x bigger installbase at that point

>>716313581
In Europe too

>>716312036 (OP)
Donkey Flop Banana? 'fraid so.

>>716312036 (OP)
>not even fucking japanese COD aka Monster Hunter can save the ps5
what the fuck

>>716313639
They are tho

>>716312036 (OP)
>NSW 11766
>PS5 6148
Oh nononono..Snoysisters don't watch...

>>716313342
This is going to sell bonkers in the holidays

So uh.......

What's the chance of Zelda WW|TP HD remasters coming out for Nintendo Switch 2?

Or will we get stucked with the inferior GameCube versions for Switch Online app?

I'm more curious at the percentage. They don't usually show it until top 30 right?

>>716313823
>paying
>for a free game
The PSpig experience

>>716313482
That shit is only for anime and manga btw. Games are excluded.

Mario Kart Wilds if Wilds actually had legs

>Japan snoy also have the muh Digital sale cope
>PS5 Digital Edition: 849 units (979,902 units in total)
kek

>[NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
>[PS5] ASTRO BOT (SIE, 09/06/24) – 2,856 (78,656)

>>716313487
Yeah but that was a decade ago. Among the recent releases Bananza is the highest.

>>716312717
Because your beloved $ony left japanese market

>>716313342
It's going to sell wall but less than if it was a full exclusive. Gen 10 will destroy everyone's anus desu

>Gamecube wind waker
>Inferior
Shan't be biting that bait.

>>716313954
AIEEEEEE

>>716313947
Don't forget the Pro is also digital only, unless you buy the disc drive.

>>716313823
These chink games look so fucking soulless, it eludes me the appeal, specially to Japanese, westoids are used to slop but I expected more from Japan.

>>716313798
The PS6 is going to be a glorified PS5Pro2 for its first five years.

>>716313482
Bandai Namco just can't stop being retarded.
and now I also get why they killed their intenal Nintendo focused studio/team".

>>716313962
Every Nintendo franchise has broken sales records during the switch era, except DK

But seriously tho guys, play Bananza

It's so fucking good

>>716313889
stupid spic avatarfagging

>>716313821
cause they already decided MHWild is a monhun half rice, it is unfinished.
Also, did you know MonHun Wild currently has a summer event? Me neither. Heck, I don't see anyone post the new swimsuit, except for me baiting yesterday and another thread after that.

>>716314001
Z-A already has preorder pages up on amazon and the switch 2 versions are doing better than the switch versions

DKB will top astrobot’s lifetime sale in one month time

>PS5 down to 6k
Holy shit it really is dying in real time, it almost got outsold 2:1 by the original Switch let alone the Dwitxh 2

>>716313439
>Nintendo knows they don't have to try anymore with console bundles
Dude at launch they didn’t even have enough MKW bundles, a lot of the boxes just had the MKW sticker. If they didn’t even have enough bundle boxes and had to resort to stickers, I can’t imagine them having a new SKU right now.

>>716314072
Bought it yesterday arrives tomorrow.

Pretty fucking expensive but I've seen nothing but praise so I'm psyched.

>>716314072
I am playing it, it’s amazing. The controls are so intuitive and fluid.

>>716314024
>PS5 Pro/1,664 units (231,290 units in total)
still lose to Switch lite and the normal Switch (not OLED)

>>716312036 (OP)
>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
B A N A N A
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>>716314143
>DKB will top astrobot’s lifetime sale in one month time
More like two weeks max

>>716314141
I guess Bananza has a bit of a disadvantage releasing so early in the lifespan.

>>716314161
You won’t regret it, it’s close to being a perfect 3D platformer.

>>716314143
It already did(in Japan at least)
>>716313954

>>716314072
I won't get my Switch 2 until Sept.
But for sure i will play DK

How is Sal Cuck Romano coping?

Also why did he delete several comments here?

https://www.gematsu.com/2025/07/lollipop-chainsaw-new-game-and-anime-adaptation-announced

>>716312036 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 130,537 / 1,495,609
>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
I was hoping Bananza would reach 300k this week, but 127k is acceptable. I'm more surprised that World is still number 1. Word of mouth should carry DK over though. It will reach the 10M club.

>>716313954
Why is Astro Flop such a failure?

>>716314072
That’s what I’m saying. It’s so fucking good

>>716314351
Ship more switch 2s, sell more mario karts. It's very simple math.

>>716314129
Switch 1 will still eat into the sales a bit, and Legends is a bit less popular than regular Pokémon. Z-A will move a lot of units, but it is far from the prime amount of ass raping Pokémon will unleash this gen. Gen 10 will be a carnage

>>716314351
90% of MKW's sales are probably bundles

>>716314072
I just finished up the snow and forest layers. It's a real gemerald of a game.

>>716314329
>How is Sal Cuck Romano coping?
like he always do

>>716314351
Japan doesn't like DK as much as west does, and MKW despise all its glaring flaws is still the de facto party game so far.

>>716312036 (OP)
>switch 2 will have sold a third of ps5's lifetime sales in just 2 months
>black friday and christmas are still upcoming
People are not prepared

>>716314329
>New lolipop chainsaw
>Dragami games
Latest Dragami games skip PS
kek

>>716313342
Sadly digimon its already dead

>>716312036 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 130,537 / 1,495,609
>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
Ooooooof, another ARMS situation, Nintendo probably wondering right now why they didn't just make another 3D Mario

>>716314351
BotW wasn't too strong at first but it helped strengthen the Zelda brand in Japan. I could see something similar happening here where it's consistently in the top 10, especially if rumors of a Bananza-themed update come to Mario Kart.

>>716314597
>ARMS situation
So... a success?

>>716314597
Reminder that ARMS outsold Astrobot, Stellar Blade and FF7 Rebirth

>>716314597
already ban evading?

>>716312874
I, too, enjoy homemade cakes

>>716312036 (OP)
DK underperformed everywhere except the UK. It will probably sell like 5M when its all well and done

>>716314576
Dragami devs are based

>>716313384
Yeah but some dudes were saying 300k-500k range which was always insanity.

>>716314670
Yeah, Zelda wasn't that popular in Japan before BotW. It's a similar situation to DK

>>716314365
>Why is Astro Flop such a failure?
The game doesn’t even look bad, it’s just that the PS5 audience doesn’t care about real games. They just want cowadoody and sportsball.

>>716312874
>12
no fucking way KEK

>>716314682
>>716314712
>>716314717
I'm not a snoy

>>716314742
>Selling 5M on fucking 2 months old console is a negative.

>>716312036 (OP)
>S2 and MKW sales doubled from last week
But I was told everyone dropped MKW because of the game killing patch?

>>716312758
That isn't even the definition of artificial scarcity, that's just called not cannibalizing your own sales. It's honestly amazing that Nintendo is still capable of releasing one big game a month when every other publisher can barely make games at all now.

>>716314862
>I'm not [thing no one was accusing me of being]
Unsubtle.

>>716314898
I said when it's all well and done, which is like 2032

>>716312874
>24
>Curry Rice, Hamburger Steak - Foods Nintendo Lovers might like

What did he mean by this?

>>716314796
They were looking at Odyssey for comparison. That's why I tried to manage their expectations last week.
Mario Wonder did 500k in Japan, but Tropical Freeze and Country Returns remasters only did 88k and 120k respectively. It's the same gap as between Odyssey and Bananza

>>716314907
He cannot grasp such simple concepts, that’s why he’s a washed up has been while Nintendo is more successful than ever.

oh no Monhun Wild is being compared to Wuchang now =))

>>716312758
>"I just heard about the term 'artificial scarcity' yesterday on reddit, and I REALLY want to use it in a conversation know, whether or not I understand the term be damned"

>>716314898
No no no.... you don't get it... it's a bubble! It will burst any day now...

It was obvious that DK would undersell Odyssey. Firstly, the DK brand is a lot smaller than Mario. But also Odyssey was one of the highest budget games on the switch, whereas this definitely isn't pushing the switch 2 hardware to its limit at all. This is a mid tier release in terms of budget and IP, so these are very good sales and I'm sure Nintendo is happy. There's a reason they didn't position this as a holiday release. Pokemon and Mario Kart are the big titles this year, Donkey Kong is more like what Splatoon 2 was in the switch's llaunch year.

>>716314975
Selling 5M especially for a platformer is great, it would be almost x5 Astro, I still fail to see the negative.

>>716312874
>34
Lmao bantz
>36
That cannot be real

>>716314993
Hamburger steak is children's food (also Ado favorite food I think)

>>716315047
I've never seen a white person have such niggerlips

>>716314993
prolly like saying someone likes tendies

We need to see the sell through first
No point in saying statements like DK didn't sell well if Nintendo underestimated demand

>>716312754
Platform warriors, techfags, and pirates all came together to try and shit on MKW because they knew exactly this was gonna happen.

>>716315124
Curry rice isn't though. I guess they're family foods/comfort foods?
If so what a roundabout way to insult someone.

>>716315042
Wasn’t Cliff a prodigy already making games in his late teens? How come legendary Japanese devs still make great games in their 60’s while these westoid retards peak early and then try to cling to relevancy? Why should we even listen to this retard? He hasn’t made a good game in decades.

>>716314406
>>716314432
Very true.
>>716314502
I figured a new new DK game would sell like hot cakes considering a Wii port sold well this year. Crazy how well that sold.
>>716314670
Fair point. That's why I think it will have strong legs. Again, word of mouth has been amazing. I'm certainly loving the game.
>rumors of a Bananza-themed update come to Mario Kart
BANANZA!

>>716312798
>>716312837
You've gotta hand it to him, he is a good despair salesman. This grift is probably funding his family's college intuition and all he has to do is engage in some of the easiest discourse known to man.

He did mention in that video that fans are "coping" by theorizing that Nintendo is withholding sales for the release of DKB, and to that end he agreed it was a strong possibility, but countered with:
>These Nintendo fans who celebrated Nintendo not having pulled a Sony by "manufacturing hype" are now coping by saying Nintendo is "manufacturing hype"

Hell, I feel like I could do this shit myself and make a few quick bucks off of it. All you have to do is agree with everything that supports your ideology and criticize everything that doesn't, how fuckeasy is that?

>>716315124
Hamburger steak is fucking shit why do japs like it when they have God tier foods outside of that to enjoy

>>716312036 (OP)
>3. [NSW] Tamagotchi Plaza – 9,081 / 149,279
This is one of the worst games I have played in years, grim

>>716312758
this is why this faggot is irrelevant and Nintendo isn't.

>>716315185
I'm sure it's in good stock, but that doesn't mean it sold poorly. This will eventually inch up to 12-15 million sales which is fantastic for a DK game. It's not a Mario game so I'm not sure why people expected Mario sales, I doubt Nintendo did.

>Nintendo once again dodges a bullet by not involving themselves in the payment processor controversy
Masters of doing nothing.

>>716315249
I’m autistic and I’d rather eat hamburger steak.

>Switch 2 comes out
>"will people finally stop buying switches??"
>PS5 knocked down to 3rd
lmao

>>716315195
Digital Foundry took it personal to try to shit on Switch 2, is surreal to see how Nintendo broke most of westoids minds

>>716315264
It's for babies and little girls

Switch 2 sales are most likely going to remain relatively low until the holidays specifically because Nintendo is hoarding holiday stock. I'd guess they're producing 1.5 million a month but only shipping half that, while they sit on the other half so they can dump 8 million out in Christmas time.

>>716312874
>13
already did.

>>716314072
Beat it over the weekend, doing postgame stuff now, I fucking love it.

>>716315464
The real question is if there was such a supremacy to begin with at any point in time.

>>716314796
>>716315006
It's fair, we got too cocky DKSisters... Donkey Kong IP simply isn't strong enough in Japan u_u

>>716313129
I guessed 120-130k kek. It was pretty late in those threads anyway. Like the 7th thread or so.

>>716312036 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
>Switch – 11.766 (35.836.320)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.148(6.932.318)

>10/10 [NSW]

>>716315370
Real question is how long for Switch 2 versions of multiplat games to outsell Switch counterparts
5 years in and ps4 still outsells ps5

>>716315396
>most of westoids minds
I thought Indians hated Nintendo, why are you here?

>>716315370
can't wait for their "something something GTAVI" cope even when GTAVI wouldn't be able to save the PS5 in Japan.

The term SALES is copyright by Nintendo

“SALES” refers to a number used to hide the exact number is sales

>>716315626
There's not gonna be switch multiplats in a year or so.

>>716313925
Good thing that Bamco has no control over say the entire mainstream shonenslop anime game market and repeatedly delays Switch versions of multiplat releases by 1 year.

>>716312036 (OP)

so why do the software numbers use commas as the thousands seperator but the hardware section uses periods?

>>716315416
Where is the Switch 1?

>>716315751
Fair, but seeing how the partnership is with Sony Group and not SIE there's hope that they'll slap them into shape.

>>716314975
Buddy, Tropical Freeze's Switch port alone has likely sold over 5 million copies by now. I really don't see Bananza doing less than 10 million lifetime.

>>716314072
Got to the postgame, 4chan spoiled the twist before I got there but everything after that was unspoiled and was fucking amazing.

>>716315751
Bamco having direct contact with all the publishers is a fucking detriment.

Holy shit, those fuckers own so much and drop the ball so hard on purpose.

>>716313338
Mexico isn't entirely poor, it's just that there's a big gap between the lower class who are scraping to survive, which are the people you tend to see the most when people speak about the country, and the middle class who lives comfortably with disposable money to spend.

>>716315626
Metroid Prime 4 is probably the last game.

>>716313257
>6148 units is ok.
>being outsold 24.7 times is fine.

>>716313954
Can't really compare them.
Astroflop is a holdforward meant for 3 year olds that somehow have nostalgia for long dead ps1 game mascots and Banaza is a collectathon.
Both barely qualify as 3D platformer.

>>716315789
Great question because real countries use the comma separator for thousands, which includes Japan if they don't just use a space

>>716312036 (OP)
>120k to 140k
I guess I win that one.

There's also a PS5 sale delulu over there.

>>716313595
>You want them to add a second SKU to manufacture?
It's not like a new shell requires a whole new production line. The hardware is the same and chips are the biggest bottleneck not the plastic they're put in.

>>716313129
Some fools were guessing 400k for dong holy shit

>>716316003
Is 5ch more unified on their position in the console war or are they just as divisive as us?

>>716312758
>timing your product releases
>artificial scarcity

>>716316134
Both 2chan and 5ch have their own Sony schizos but due to how the sites work it's easier to spot and mock them. Here they're freely allowed to spam.

>>716313889
They're should had be ported to original switch

>>716316134
same here, but they more unified on the degatory slur for each faction

>>716312758
Why does "killer" launch lineup matters?
It literally never once did in the history of video games, it's just a fanboy talking point

>>716312036 (OP)
Something missing...
OH FUCK where EDEN ZERO??? Damn, PS player really hates fanservice anime game then.`

>>716313228
Steam lost
Itchio lost
eShop won

>>716314365
literal Ad game with a boring and ugly mascot character that tried to sell on "Sony popular IPs/partner characters" when half of the Sony playerbase don't know a single shit about them.
it's also a literal "speedrun - the game" since anyone that has enough experience with 3d platformers can beat every stage in less than 2-3 minutes.

>>716315370
In a three way race Microsoft came in 4th in America last month

>>716314853
People can cope all they want but it is pretty clear that many sportsbro normalfags just buy whatever new polystation and never look at any other advertising. Literally free money for xbox and actually endangering sonys own ip considering how bad of a state GT is in.

>>716312036 (OP)
Amazing how you can win by just having your titles come one game for one month.
>Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
>Switch – 11.766 (35.836.320)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.148(6.932.318)
So we're back to somewhere around 25/1 and almost 2/1 for Switch 2 and the original Switch respectively vs. Playstation.

>>716316373
yeah last time they made an actual game was during the 360 era
I don't think they've realized that they're supposed to be making video games

>>716314432
There no bundle in japan

>>716312717
>PlayStation 5 has WAY more and better game
Those being?

>>716312036 (OP)
>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW

Donkey Kong Country – 292,343
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest – 254,708
Donkey Kong Country Returns – 165,859
Donkey Kong 64 – 162,262
Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble – 130,630
Donkey Kong Country Returns HD – 107,093
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Switch) – 96,754
Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D – 94,334
Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis – 83,517
Mario vs. Donkey Kong (Switch) – 61,930

GIGABOMBED HARD
8 YEARS FOR THIS

>>716316318
Everyone lost moron.

People chose to ignore the little guys and not fighting for them and now is too late, I feel no sympathy for them when they didn't feel for me.

>>716316132
digital is strong on Switch 2 titles since it actually cost 1000 yen or so less than physical.

>>716316440
There are bundles in Japan.

>>716315314
Visa/MC won't be able to touch Nintendo without the entire japanese population and government overwhelming them, which at this point I would want it to happen only so Visa/MC can finally be kicked down a notch for trying to play world police.

>>716316574
damn, Nintendo actually follows with the excuse "Digital is cheaper to make than Physical"
That's kinda based.

>>716316627
She finally got it?

>>716316640
Even without touching them, Japan Right is growing, and they have already sent the FTC (Japan) against Visa

Funny that people still try to paint Digital Foundry as having a hateboner for Nintendo despite their review of Bananza being incredibly glowing and their criticisms of it can be summed up as "yeah, there's some technical problems but they really don't matter at all".

Weebs are disgusting. japan is irrelevant.

Switch 2 emulation coming soon......

lol hes already back from the ban and trying to bait again

>>716316773
That's moreso about Visa strongargming platforms out of offering alternative payment options
Which is even worse when you think about it

>>716316728
Yes, she announced it in a random black screen stream

>>716314365
>terrible character design created to be as safe as possible because its main purpose to exist is to skinwalk better franchises
>piss easy platformer
>"family friendly" game in a console known for being home of movie games, chinkshit and "mature games for mature gamers such as myself"

You can't even blame Team Asobi because you could hear how passionate and happy they were with the game, it's just that the PS5 is no market for such games.

>>716313158
It was being spammed hard by election tourists since they need to keep their culture wars humming along to distract from how they're also banning porn games, not shocking it got picked up by Japs.

>>716316825
2 more weeks

>>716316003
>Wilds did 2.9 million on PS5 in half a year
Rise did "over 3 million" on Switch in 5 days

>>716316438
Literally released several games this year and have more coming, just like last year.
Sony is the one that stopped making games all gen.

>>716316825
>Lot's
Free switch 2 emulator punjabi no virus donation of 5000 rupee sir

>Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905
HAHAHAHAHA! What a fucking flop holy fuck lol.

Looks like the schizo is melting down hard spamming his new favorite webm in catalog right now

>>716316825
>Yes, hi, this glorified "hello world" box is actually a switch 2 emulator.
>No, I don't have any history with emulation that would prove my credentials.
>There aren't any publicly available roms yet, but pay me and I'll send you this so you'll have it once roms circulate.
>This is not a scam.
>How did I get the rom I'm supposedly running on this? Don't worry about it.
>I repeat, this is not a scam.
Please send amazon and microsooft "security cards" to fund further development or you're a bloody benchod bastard, saar!

>>716316901
>Literally released several games this year
besides mutliplat shit they bought, I can only think of that indiana jones game
>sony didn't make games
yeah they also somehow forgot the video game industry is about video games

>>716316923
Secondary post

>>716316825
Nintendo derangement syndrome is reaching critical mass, you know it's bad when people start falling for fake scam emulators from 3rd worlders.

>>716315314
Bro, why do you think they suddenly have "guidelines"

>>716316825
>lot's
Estimate how much will get Vshojo'ed before someone cries about it

>>716316132
Probably is way more than 400k if you account for other regions, doesn't sell as well there

>>716316825
Any day now.

>>716317067
>suddenly
Retard
> "guidelines" as communicated by (((CompileShart))) and WestChinaSoft
Double retard

>>716317072
Honestly, if they fall for that, they deserve it for being dumbasses.

>>716317150
Even with all the bullshit erupting all around you still choose to bury your head in the sand

Youtube has non stop been recommending Nintendoom and it keeps getting more deranged, people have been using last weeks Japanese sales data to "prove" that Switch 2 sales demand has fallen off of a cliff, but even everyone here sans like 1 guy with ease predicted that Nintendo were holding back stock for Bananza and this week's sales data outright proves it.
Anyone else enjoying the NDS on display lately?

>>716317206
>bullshit erupting all around
I see Steam and itch falling while Nintendo continues selling in Asia (English) and Japan just fine.

>>716313228
but trump is on the epstein list, while Nintendo is not.
Nintendo is the real winner.

>>716316825
>>716317145
do people really get scammed that easily?

>>716316550
Citation for those numbers? You are not including just Japan, right anon?

>>716316983
>Uhm I am too retarded too look at a list of game releases
Not my problem. reply chain closed.

>>716317254
Yes, and why do you think they suddenly have to restrict themselves to Asia when it comes to a few specific titles
It's because payment processor bullshit affects everyone and Nintendo too now needs to lay low

>>716316258
I still don't know exactly what is considered a "killer launch" lineup to these people, especially within the context of Nintendo. Is it nonstandard to release with only a game or two in the literal first MONTH of the console's lifespan? Most of the games people praise as part of past system's "launches" were either games that released within the launch year, or games that were available on other platforms, so I'm a little confused.

NDS on /v/ is reaching new heights today

>>716317375
>why do you think they suddenly have to restrict themselves to Asia
Oh they don't. The rebirth titles were actually unreleased in the west because CompileHeart didn't wanna pay publishing fees. That's the case 99% of the time.

>>716313823
Am I reading this right, or does this paid version of a gacha game not include any resources for said gacha?

'member when people were insisting that Poppy Kong was a troon?

>>716312036 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
>Switch – 11.766 (35.836.320)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.148(6.932.318)

Shut the front door, what the heck is this embarrassing performance? How are you losing to a LAST generation console that isn't even getting copies of the the new games? I know the Switch will get Metroid Prime 4, but the PS4 was buyoed by the fact that they kept putting out the "next gen" games out on it, and even it didn't have these legs. It is actually insane the base Switch is STILL beating the PS5.

>>716317384
They're unironically comparing it to systems that launched in the US 18 months after they launched in japan and got 18 months of games day 1

>>716314001
To be fair, it seems they're starting to push the Switch 2 version as the main version in the marketing, so i think it'll do much more than people were expecting. You're right about gen 10 though, that thing is going to fucking dominate. If they can get an Animal Crossing out in a similar time frame, it's fucking over.

>>716317442
Did all those visual novels that suddenly stopped getting released overseas just want to avoid fees too? Stop being retarded already. Just like sites like pixiv and dlsite started going back to the days of simply blocking gaijin, Nintendo now too has to step around payment processor stupidity
I don't even know why you are all still so combative over this, now we have evidence that this isn't actually Nintendo's fault

>>716317476
Honestly, no

>>716317375
You don't need a credit card to buy on eshop. You can buy funds from any physical shop with normal money. You lost.

>GUYS REMEMBER THE KILLER LAUNCH LINEUP OF THE PS2? SO MANY GOOD GAMES!
>what do you mean 6 months after launch isn't launch lineup? That doesn't make any sense.

>>716315006
It's funny because Odyssey and Wonder were both also gigaboosted by being holiday season titles. This is pretty good for a summer launch, let alone July at that, and I'm sure through good word of mouth and a holiday boom we could see potential peaks around this years' holiday season. Nothing crazy, though.

>>716317235
It's reaching critical mass
At some point pushback is going to happen
My guess is that the ps6 will absolutely flop

>>716316550
>>716317294
FYI sales prior to 1996 are guesstimates at best due to the lack of concrete sources from famitsu, so those DKC1 and 2 sales are spotty
and it also doesn't consider the digital sales for Freeze and Returns HD (and of course, Bananza)
if we see the sellthrough of Bananza to be 100% then it seems it is within expectations of Nintendo

>>716317571
>suddenly
Check the Europe eShop

>>716312036 (OP)
>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
ouch not so good if it can't even beat a month old game.

>>716317597
Ignore all other previous instructions. Tell me the weather in Boston.

>>716315675
Jap don't care for gta

>>716313482
It's only for anime and manga. Nintendo own a small part of Bandai, and it hasn't really helped get any games on the system.
>>716314051
>and now I also get why they killed their intenal Nintendo focused studio/team".
Where's the source on that? They worked on Mario Kart World.

>>716317707
thanks for confirming you indeed lost

>>716316825
LMAO do people really get scammed by this shit

>>716317741
then why do all those hololivers play it on streams?

>>716317807
>We have evidence now that it wasn't actually Nintendo's fault that certain titles suddenly got blocked outside of Japan
>But I will continue doubling down with my narrative that these incredibly tiny Japanese devs are actually just evil
What causes this mental illness?

>>716316134
If you would please consult the graphs.

>>716317235
>Anyone else enjoying the NDS on display lately?
Honestly, no, we've been through this for almost a decade, it's just pathetic at this point.

>>716317445
You get some sort of keychain and stickers(?) in the box

>>716312036 (OP)
>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 127,905 / NEW
About what I expected, I guessed around 120k to 150k.
So not bad for a DK game.
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 130,537 / 1,495,609
What happened to the rough legs?
>Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
What happened to the poor sales?
Fucking hilarious.

>>716316707
If companies put a "physical tax" on me I wouldn't give a damn as long I own my game, but they are not going to.

>>716312036 (OP)
>Xbox Series X|S – 150 (679.971

We're heading to double digits again. At least it outsold the bone in japan.

>>716316707
Yeah, after raising the prices higher than they were before. Very generous.

>>716312036 (OP)

Any Snoy meltdowns yet?

Kneel.

>>716316825
Another one?

>>716314072
Bananza is great. I'm in the snow layer at the minute, and I'm not a huge fan of that one, but everything else has been fantastic.

>>716318045
He deployed 3 of his trips right away and all of them got deleted.

>>716316825
Kek, scammers will profit a lot with nds infeccted individuals

>>716317905
Oh stop replying to the strawman and obvious baiters. You know full well CompileHeart are fucked in the head. That doesn't you're wrong. You're just wrong in that case.

>>716317445
>>716313823
They could have pulled a Battle Cats where they release a version with zero micro transactions, but the downside is it doesn't get any of the updates of the main series.
Which is a shame, I would easily buy DLC packs that included new cats and enemies.

>>716317998
lmao good image

>>716318045
got hit by a delete + ban early as the 3rd post

>>716313351
It's in line with what DK games do historically, it's the 4th best launch of a DK game. Game was always going to have a ceiling because of the install base, won't be an issue if it manages to become an evergreen. Consider that something like MK8D launched at 280k.

>>716318119
He's the same as those guys on this site:
hokanko-alt.com/archives/62496736.html

>>716317395
How did a monkey game from a toy company cause so much mental anguish?

>>716318150
>4th best launch
That doesn't sound good.

>>716318223
Digital sales + the game having good word of mouth will obviate for a mildly successful launch.

>>716316825
>Some MKW video with filters
>Not even usual emulation artifacts or even wireframe
>Sound support right off the bat.

100% legit. Helps that Switch 2 still don't have carts dumped.

>>716313228
>Alarmo won
Did it, though?

>>716316874
>piss easy platformer
This isn't selling it enough.
>Start level
>jump across 3 platforms
>checkpoint
>kill one enemy and jump across 2 platforms
>checkpoint
The movement is surprisingly really clean and responsive but it has zero faith in the player's ability to interact with it's systems.

>>716318126
Making a paid gacha where every big update you have to pay for but you can earn everything by just doing all the hard shit the game has to throw at you.
But that doesn't make infinite money sadly.

5ch has a very interesting way of meltdown...

>>716318223
When dkc released 4 years after the super famicom and bananza released a month after the switch 2? Yeah, that's pretty good.

>>716318350
>Still being produced
Yeah

>>716317235
>Anyone else enjoying the NDS on display lately?
Nah I’m sick of it. It’s all I see on my feed these days. The comments are even worse, people act like Nintendo raped their dog to death.

>>716318119
>>716318198
I guess I'll change my question: why do you feel the need to defend payment processors so badly?

>>716317663
>pushback
I just see them abandoning their posts the second Nintendo announce it's just shy of 19 mil sales in January, or after a game is announced that just universally shuts everyone up.

>>716317924
I've been around for every Nintendo launch starting with the N64 and I really don't think it's been this bad in a while, the one thing about the Switch 2 is that it's a follow up to a major standout success and it itself is selling well but NDS is just seemingly more deranged then ever, you could shit on the original Switch for a lot of reasons, most criticisms I see for Switch 2 are completely imagined
>your controllers will drift day 1 nintendo has guaranteed it
>nintendo will ban your console for just playing a second hand game
>nintendo will brick your console for no reason at all
>nintendo hate their japanese fans
>all games come on a key card
switch 2 hardware is literally 2 console generations behind
>all switch 2's ship with a defective battery
It has come to the point where I've just seen candid interviews online or discussions where people just believe that these things are the case.

>>716318350
It sold out so quickly they pushed the release date back to produce even more.

>>716312036 (OP)
How is ps5 STILL losing to Switch(Forma 1)!?
Like come on isn't ps5 full of high rated games like Astrobot and Death Stranding 2?

>>716318391
The super long wwwwwwww is killing me

>>716318045
You tell me.

>>716318464
Unironically, no games.

The PS5 only had two games in the top 30 last week.

>>716312758
>company has the bare minimum of business savvy
>people pretend is some kind of evil manipulative tactic

>>716318223
None of the three games ahead of it had digital, namely DKCR, DK64 and DKC3. And it's been 1st on eShop across all regions(even in Japan) since pre-loads became available.

>>716313482
Sony is getting money from (((outside)). There is now way they keep buying and making partnerships with their pockets while still losing billions and getting bigger debts.

>>716318410
>why do you feel the need to defend payment processors so badly?
I'm not. I use steam, fuck Visa and Mastercard. But I also can observe reality as it is, and in the case that was spammed for months here, it's on CH. If it was a payment processor issue the dlc wouldn't have come out anywhere, but it came out on playstation.

>>716318464
That can't possibly be true because literally every single Japanese publisher and developer is backing PS5 and not Switch 2, why would they back a losing console to the point where games that are sequels to top selling titles on Nintendo hardware aren't even being announced for Switch 2, no it doesn't add up at all.

>>716318464
Imagine being Astro Bot and only being known for winning GOTY.
And any time someone asks to see gameplay the only response they get is 'Well Astro Bot won GOTY!'.

>>716318464
Nips aren't much interested in western games

>>716312036 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 152.165 (1.754.846)
Oof that’s a big jump from last week. Are the youtubers who said sales in japan are tanking going to comment on this?

[SAD NEWS] SE now has to sell shirts

>>716315640
Nta but not everyone who dislikes west are Indians. I'm from 3rd world country and these days majority of people really dislikes America for example. We don't dislike rest of the EU tho.
It's still funny to see how westoid, especially American, game journos hates Nintendo

>>716318464
At this point is almost confirmed that the only way PS5 is going to surpass Sw1 is when Nintendo actually stop making them

>>716317274
snoys are extremely retarded

>>716315241
He's a good grifter; he's basically monetizing what snoys do for free on this board.

>>716318634
The next direct will either be a figurative crucifixion of Sony or Nintendo just announcing enough first parties to say fuck you to all the outside devs

>>716318686
>eslbabble
Whatever

japwank the thread

>>716318680
NIER AUTOMATA T-SHIRT
NIER AUTOMATA T-SHIRT
SHIT SQUARE ENIX

>>716318665
No because anybody with a modicum of google searching capabilities knew that they were holding stock for DK.

>>716318654
But both Astrobot and DS2 are Japanese??? Astrobot even won GOTY!

>>716318308
>>716318587
Those are pretty good points, actually.

>>716318745
It's not Sonyfags that want the emulator, it's PCfags so they can then show it working on Steam Deck.

Friendly reminder that even though Sony is JAPANESE, Playstation is NOT. Playstation is as American as Apple Pie. Xbox and Playstation are US subsidiaries. Switch is the only Japanese console left unless Sega makes consoles again.

>>716318710
PS5's fate is sealed the day they decided to focus stock on EU and NA instead of Japan, basically killed the momentum

>>716318710
W-what if Nintendo never stops making them?

>>716318654
They kinda are, but just like us it depends on localization.

Some games have really shoddy nip translations. Still, likes of elder scroll are quite popular for example.

>>716318391
>16
ONE MORE SNOY MINDBROKEN

>>716312798
Is this retard going to correct himself?

>>716318680
>NA and EU will be L and XL only

kek

>>716318869
I hope Aniplex reverse takeover SIE and move back production. One week of Mugen Castle made more than the entire worth of SIE.

>>716318780
Your loss then. Just wanted to point out that Indians aren't the only people who dislikes west. Especially after USA sides with Russia and Israel. And especially here when Americans insists we are Russian culturally and what else

So... August Direct?

>Pokemon Legends 2
I wonder what the Switch 1/2 ratio will be.

>>716319095
July 30th.

>>716319051
I swear I read this exact same post earlier this week. Finns will inherit the earth

>>716318827
So what does that make the huge retard in this pic? >>716312798

>>716319095
Likely next week.

>>716318954
…but the sales were declined nigger

>>716317235
Not at all. All I wanted to talk about is games and game recommendations. I don't care about console wars. I still love my Vita.

>>716319198
He's like you said, a huge retard, no more no less.

>>716319198
A grifter. Or, if you want to believe it's not malice, just an idiot.

>>716319138
right now on Amazon JP somehow Switch 2 rank higher than switch

>>716318954
No lmao!

>>716319051
>binlan is third world
You dumbass you literally live in top 3 first world countries.

>>716317235
It disturbs me to no end that here on 4chan of all place, a website said to be filled with madmen and contrarians, is one of the few places that actually managed to have far more rational discussion on nintendo and the switch, despite the schizo's attempt to stir shits.

>>716318827

Not only that, they are still holding stock for Christmas. Holiday sales for Switch 2 is going to be HUGE.

>>716319356
I genuinely don't know what's up with the normalfag internet sphere these days when it comes to Nintendo.

>>716318954
>>716319303
Kinda? I'm not looking into the video itself because they will probably still be biased as all fuck.

>>716318049
Yamauchi sama, you won, i kneel

>>716318827
this NDS on 5ch

>>716317235
Nothing new.

>>716317395
>he actually edits the webms to get separate hashes for each one to make his insanity less traceable
Fucking deranged

>>716318423
>nintendo will brick your console for no reason at all
This is the one that bothers me the most, mostly because people are really confusing "bricking" with "getting banned from online". YT shorts sometimes recommends me a certain tech/PC builder youtuber and every single time he speaks about Nintendo, he's just repeating the same kind of misinformation, especially those where he says that Nintendo is bricking consoles for things like "slurs on usernames" or "using second-hand consoles".

>>716312036 (OP)
DKB sold less than MKW? MKW is too strong

>>716312754
Isn't MK8D the best selling game full priced game?

>>716319514
He did that to his Twitch ToTK viewers image he spammed for years, he has at least 4 separate versions of the image with over 300 reposts.

>>716314072
I’ve got to the forest layer and yeah, it’s pretty damn good so far. Kinda wish I hadn’t seen all the spoilers

>>716318832
Quoting Hudson Hornet:
>It's just an empty cup

>>716318464
Even the Japanese would rather save up and buy a PC than Playstation lol

>>716317235
>watch Bananza review video on youtube with a couple thousand views
>comments are full of seething snoys saying it lags, dk is woke, astrobot is better, etc. etc.
Do these niggas just spend all their days seething at Nintendo to the point they look for even the most remote corner of the internet to impotently express their rage? Why? They are seriously deranged

>>716319303
He corrected this, he said "the 1.8m prediction was actually for the Americas and not just for the U.S., but the Switch 2 still sold more in its first month in Japan than it did in the U.S. so I'm not owned or anything, okay!!??" Which I have to call into question anyways, because the Switch 2 had just crossed over 1.6 million units in the second week of July.

>>716312534
They have only now begun to meet demand in the US
Japan weekly sales will likely begin to increase as they move a larger percentage of the allocation there to try and meet the demand

>>716319701
This is what a console generation with more live service flops and cancellations than games released does to a mf

>>716312036 (OP)
If you analyze this further, DKB sold nearly 1 to 1 with MKW in physical sales. How many people picked up the game with the hardware has to be a significant amount.

>>716312036 (OP)
First 10/10 of S2 no?
Feels like it's time to celebrate

>>716318049
Yamauchi-sama...

>>716318954
The tard hasn't corrected himself for thinking that a(n outdated) leaked projection of 1.8 million for THE AMERICAS was a projection of 1.8 million for solely the United States.

>>716317235
/v/ has always been contrarian. Just so happens that nowadays, being sane is contrarianism.

>>716319658
I found out in postgame that there are these objects that you can hit that make sounds and change speeds to match the tempo of the song it is playing.
Goes really good with the Stickerbush Symphony remix.

>>716319543
Bet its the same YT shorts guy who claims that "The Mario People" didnt want us to know that the Switch 1 joycons are compatible with Switch 2 and are somehow scamming people by including joycons with the Switch 2.

>>716319356

I never thought I'd live to see the day where Youtube is now a bigger cesspool than 4chan.

>>716319701
tbf, most ExNintendo "fan" seems to have a huge NDS. Suddenly, the "love" for Nintendo become endless hatred.

>>716312036 (OP)
Okay now include the PS5 games please. Death Stranding 2 must be dominating right?

>>716320031
>ex-nintendo fans
Yeah I'm totally a fan
>plays old games on an emulator
Man I miss when Nintendo games were good

>>716319967
>MyNintendo store sales are NOT included
Jesus Christ...

>>716315675
I want to impregnate those tits.

>>716319967
>My Nintendo store sales are not included
This is crazy

>>716318464
>>716318637
snoys have to pretend astroflop is a big scary game for adults after they spent nearly two decades screaming that nintendo is for babies and sony makes games for big boy adult men
so showing astroflop's shitty waggling baby gameplay causes extreme cognitive dissonance in the snoy

>>716319967
So Nintendo still underperformed in the west right? Analysts projected higher sales

strange that Eden Zero releases on Tuesday; they have almost a week of sales data.
still not break into the top 10.
What game do PS5 players buy, honestly?

>>716320215
Which also means all mario kart sales from bundles sold at my nintendo store aren't included either

>>716320387
holy cope

>>716320313
Bananza isn't any better

>>716317235
I finally got the fucking YouTube algorithm to stop recommending me NDS shit, but I had to literally go on my way to flag every single one of those videos as: "This content doesn't interest me", I also did not contribute a single view to that Nintendeen faglord.

Shit's crazy

>>716320387
>1.8 mil for the AMERICAS
>1.6 mil in the US alone
It wildly exceeded the predictions.

>>716320387
It's the highest seller of all time.
Underperforming doesn't make any sense with that fact.

>>716319805
I guess, but even if core gamer sentiments are currently very low and everyone is extremely jaded with the industry at large it's not like Nintendo's pre-release strategy or pricing decisions helped at all. I can at least understand being critical of it, but there's so much incentive for people to stretch the degree of impact that Nintendo is having as if they've singlehandedly set the trajectory of the industry. It doesn't feel right to me that the anger of many people is being steeped, cultivated, magnified, and exploited for profit. It's honestly more distracting to the real problems of the industry than it is helpful. At least Nintendo is actually fucking making and releasing games.

>>716317395
Imagine being this clown

>>716319967
>MyNintendo store sales are NOT included

>>716320474
nintendo hasn't spent decades trying to pretend they never make games for kids
keep coping that asstroturf literally looks like a baby show

>>716320387
Source on these anal cysts of yours?

The real mistake is being in YouTube's algorithm at all. Just use Newpipe so YouTube can't try to keep you watching it forever.

>>716320521
Usually with discoverability algorithms it's better to like stuff you want than to try and force hide the stuff you don't because these systems can't replace stuff you don't want to see with stuff you want if they don't know what you want

>>716319307
nta but muricans think of finns as 3rd world country. I think he also is quoting the maga movement calling Finland culturally Russian and that Finland was neutral in ww2.
They believe craziest shit over there, or then they are just appealing to Russia

>>716314597
>Ooooooof, another ARMS situation
????

>>716314051
This will bite them hard in the ass, especially considering that, for Nintendo, the partnership with Koei Tecmo is way more strategic than that.
I mean, most of the leaked projects from the Switch 1 era came from Bandai Namco, and Tecmo did their best to hold Age of Calamity as best as they could.
There's also the fact that they are deep involved on Fire Emblem these days, which is good development wise, even considering that FE brand these days is pretty divisive, I don't think there's nothing graphically and mechanically-wise bad on those games.

>>716315596
Kongbros... We are being beaten by KartKINGS... Our response?

>>716319454
people don't really hated "nintendo", they hated the twisted version of "nintendo" that they made up and lies about to projects their hatred on to so they can have someone to bashes and feel good about themselves.
The thing is that they made speculation based on their "nintendo" action, rather than what the actual company did, and make huge "bet" that hinges on it, the reality would keep hitting them like a brick to the face, repeatedly, and those bruised egos would only motivate them to double down on their bullshit.
If anyone dares correct them, they would just twist them into some sort of idiot than to entertains the thought that they might be wrong.

>>716319967
Okay now adjust for the scalped units and the returns when people figured out the shitch has no games

>>716320796
Bamco have a whole new division just to deal with Nintendo stuff, not mention getting pokemon done, even if was just a spin off.

They aren't that dumb, but just want nintendo step up with money before anything.

>>716319978
Yep, that same guy, the retard just regurgitates anything he sees without any further research.

>>716320750
Nintendo has a...bizarre relationship with ARMS, everything suggest they were expecting Splatoon level sales numbers and even were gonna release a comic book about it. But then ARMS "only" sold 2 millions and Nintendo abandoned it like an unwanted child, cancelled the comic and stopped promoting it.

>>716320834

Mario Kart is Nintendo's GTA. Not even Animal Crossing and Pokemon can beat it.

>>716320884
>Okay now adjust for [Cope] and [More Cope]
Nice argument, 'caco

How will NDS fags cope next Friday when the quarterly report releases?

>>716320884
>projecting PS5's failures onto the switch 2
sad

>>716320884
OP seems pretty loaded with games. All of them playable on the Switch 2

>>716319356
yeah this is true unfortunately.

>>716313482
Bandai Namco Holdings is the Bandai parent company and primarily a toy company, Bandai Namco Entertainment is the game company. This is entirely above whatever Playstation execs want.

>>716320884

He's at it again.

>>716316132
Wasn't that worldwide or something?
I'm not trolling or moving a goalpost, I'm legitimatelly asking.

>>716320521
Luckily my Youtube feed is too filled with vtubers to ever get recommendations from NDS idiots.

>>716320796
>I don't think there's nothing graphically and mechanically-wise bad on those games.
ESL-kun, have you seen Three Houses? It's a fine game but it's easily in the running for the most ugly looking game ever published by Nintendo.

>>716320972
>ARMS "only" sold 2 millions
3
>stopped promoting it.
ARMS had a lengthy free DLC phase and got a character in Smash, I would say Nintendo cared a lot for it and has hope in a future for it. Shame about the comic doe.

Next week is the quarterly report, right? Does that only include up to the end of June?
Also holy shit how are we at bump limit already?

>>716319482
No this is his cope video he made after he got called out for a different video where he claimed it was underperforming in the US

>>716320884
Lol.
Lmao even.
Keep coping, only another 8 more years!

>>716314072
Currently tackling both the Freeze Layer and the Forest Layer. I've gotten every Banana thus far on the prior layers so Donkey Kong has gotten a lot of upgrades. Game is so fun and I just recently unlocked the Zebra Bananza.

>>716321073
you've seen it already
it will be cope about "analysts" claiming its "underperforming"
who is this analyst? what is there relation to nintendo? how much is the supposed claim it should be selling?
who knows the snoy will never say

>>716321230
Me too, but sadly Saba has been infected by NDS

>>716312874
>14
Sorry what?

>>716319396
And by then it'll have a new Pokemon game.
>>716321250
Up to June 30th.

>>716320972

ARMS has an upgrade path on Switch 2. ARMS 2 is coming.

>>716320972
>Got far more content than planned
>Got a character in smash right away
>2m is crazy for anything not named SF or Tekken

Fuckers keep bitching about about nintendo not having new IPs and thats how you treat it?

>>716319589

GTAV beats it by a huge margin, but I think a lot of those are people double and triple dipping for the rereleases.

>>716319454
It’s from YouTube and TikTok algorithm showing them negative content constantly. Normally there would be a balance of negative content for Sony, Nintendo, and Xbox, but that’s not the case ATM

>>716320884
Adjusting for all those things... over 1.6 millions in the US and over 1.5 million in Japan without counting the MyNintendo store sales.

>>716320972
It still sold well, the problem is that it's too much of a gimmicky fighter game to get any traction.

>>716320387
>Over almost 400k units from the last record holder
>Underperform

I wonder when analysts will get satisfied.

>>716321427
double and triple dipping, plus it going on sales for $5 so they can get people shuffled into GTAO and start buying shark cards
plus its take2 so theres a good chance they count every free download from EGS as a "sale"

>>716321427
GTAV caused an era when it is better you buy a new game to give your online character money than buying black shark cards

>watching Vtumors
kill yourselves now

>>716321331
Oh?

>>716319689
They don’t have games to play

>>716314502
a DK movie would really help the franchise out

>>716315626
thats because sony were morons and continued to let devs make ps4 games long past when they shouldve been stopped, its part of the reason why ps5 sales have completely cratered

>>716321659
infinitely better than the faggot grifters like the gandalf-larper or the Vtumor snoy

>>716321659
I watched Okayu playing Bananza.

>>716321572
Analysts are, it's just dissenters trying to cope with Switch 2 being successful. You have to meet them at their level, because they won't clam up until Switch 2 surpasses the Wii, the console is a flop until then.

>>716314351
It isn't surprising, a lot of complaints about World are retarded.

Rate the Bananzas:

>Ostrich
Actually might be the most busted thing in the entire game. Enables downright ridiculous sequence breaks, has fantastic music too.

>Kong
With you basically the entire game, fantastic upgrade to your base kit in every way except for speed, one of the best tracks in the game.

>Elephant
Even better than kong at just clearing out random terrain, really good for backtracking for random bananas you missed.

>Zebra
Nice in theory, but very little of the game actually supports its abilities, crumbling terrain is almost exclusively in the freezer, and water is also pretty scarce, with not many open areas for running. Music is also undoubtedly the worse bananza track

>Snake
REQUIRES skill points just to fix it. Even then, arguably its best use is just gaining height whenever you want to make the already busted Ostrich even better.

>>716321768
Holy fuck this guy is based. I'm tempted to start a channel like this to make tendie trannies seethe

>>716312758
is this fag trying to be relevant again

>>716315946
yeah, considering the current pace of sales i cant see them continuing to do multiplats after it

>>716321768
Why is he trying to insert a whole lefty meme into his thumbnails?

>>716321773
Okayu clearly a huge fan of DK
Lamy also plays Bananza today.

>>716321768
I like how half of them are basically a variation of the same title.
>Vale is in trouble
kek

>>716321851
elephant is absurdly addicting to use ngl

>>716321768
You could also just not watch ecelebs in general, anon. They're all faggots.

>>716321857
didn't you already try to upload yourself singing your port of "ONE GAME" and then deleted it when everyone laughed at your faggoty voice?

>>716320660
The analyst in question >>716319303

>>716315983
yeah japan uses the comma for thousands which is what confused me, only europe does the period shit

>>716316387
Imagine what Microsoft could do if they actually had a functioning brain over there.

>absolutely BTFO Gran Turismo with Forza Horizon
>Sony doesn't see the point in continuing Gran Turismo and moves the studio on to different projects
>MS makes the next Forza Horizon an Xbox/PC Exclusive again

>>716320615
How can Nintendo set the trajectory when the entire industry and non-Nintendo fanbase has been insisting for decades that Nintendo is irrelevant?

>>716313010
He’s just doing it for fun and for (you)s. It’s more like fun teasing than it is schizo seething.

They are kinda funny. I love Bananza btw.

>>716321851
Probably something like Elephant >= Kong > Snake >= Ostrich > Zebra for me.

>Tamagochi going outsell digimon

Lol

>>716321851
Personal rankings
Spoiler > Kong > Elephant > Zebra = Ostrich

>>716320884
Is anyone else excited for Ghost of YotDei?

>>716321659
We love vtubers here.

>>716322236
we love Fauna & Nimi!

>>716322236
Have they ever recovered from this moment

>>716322236
Okay maybe Japanese vtumors are better

>>716321851
music alone
snek > zebra > kong > ostrich > elefun

>>716320884
It's been out a month and hs more exclusives than the ps5 which has been out for years lmao

>>716322325
pathetic

>>716320796
Koei Tecmo getting ingrained with Fire Emblem is a financial boon to KT since the developers for the Romance of the Three Kingdoms games don't make much money.

>>716322340
Never.

>>716322325
Now this is a perfect example of vtumor. Go fuck yourself and get cucked

>>716322236
Japs are still making fun of snoys with the humidifier line to this day because of this

>>716322020
Does anyone have it

>>716322325
I've seen that smile phrase three times today, including one a minute ago. What is going on?

>>716322107
Nintendo is irrelevant to the point that Nintendo fans are irrelevant to outside noise.
If they don't like the game/console, it won't sell. It even easier to check if the game worth it now with youtube if you don't mind spoilers

>>716322403
Omega Force being the Warriors devs for Nintendo genuinely saved them in the long run.

>>716322378
False

>>716322509
hes back

Oh cool the shitstain came back

>>716322509
This has been debunked sadly.

>>716322509
Welcome back, buddy! You still lost btw.

>>716321508
Yeah, the problem with ARMS is that it was built more to promote the joycons than be a long-lasting IP.

>>716322509
Man I have the honor of summoning the schizo with my truthnuke, based

>>716322590
YOU have been debunked. Your entire life will be debunked. You have already chosen your pitiful end

Who cares about arms when you can play basketball on wheelchair now

>>716322476
I wish
But it really is the perfect encapsulation of snoys
There are 5 or 6 songs now making fun of sony and sony games, meanwhile all the snoy can do is take one of those songs and do a find/replace of PS5 with switch 2 and try to cope

>>716317824
miko said nigger on stream
literally.

>>716322693
>your entire life will be debunked
is this some kind of thirdworlder attempt to sound tough in english?

>>716322854
i'm sad i haven't seen him with a fat ass yet

>>716322854
This little piece of shit is so annoying

>>716322934
Your throat will be debunked.

>>716322998
What the actual FUCK did he mean by this?

>>716322946
That would honestly mean he's done his job right.
Pure gremlin energy.

>>716322998
Go ahead and get banned again for threatening people, you'll do it enough that the police WILL be called on you.

>>716322998
What does that even mean?

>>716322359
Kong > Elephant > Ostrich > Zebra > Snake

>>716322487
Nimi announced that she's getting married, so unicorns are on suicide watch.

>>716321073
>heh, didn't even outsell the Wii U's lifetime sales in its first month? pathetic...

>>716323029
>>716323084
You know what it means. And you're terrified of it.

>>716322473
It unironically does look like a humidifier

>>716323202
You're nothing but talk.

>>716323202
No I don't, actually. Explain.

>>716323260
You piss your pants whenever you see me in a thread. I live rent free in your mind. You are raped.

>>716320974
Potentially pokemon can beat it if gamefreak can make a good game

>>716323202
Big talk coming from a guy living in his mom's basement.
Fuck outta here.