How did they manage to fuck up a huge Star Wars game like this?
>https://www.youtube.com/live/1bFaIYn9H3g?si=pTwuLo4BWQO1iHgC&t=2787

ok

Even 25 years ago Star Wars was cringe. Today I don't know a single person who still likes that shit.

>>716360991 (OP)
it would have wokist disease from the start

>>716360991 (OP)
>How did they manage to fuck up a huge Star Wars game like this?

Girl boss fatigue + Retard enemy AI.

>>716360991 (OP)
Good. Fuck Disney Wars.

>>716360991 (OP)
Star Wars was driven into the ground by the Disney slop machine.

>>716362471
>>716361979
Disney has done better with Star Wars than Lucas ever did. Solely by the fact that they weren't responsible for the prequels or special editions.

>>716362582
Sorry anon but the Prequels are good, go back to watching your marvel movies.

>>716360991 (OP)
>call it Outlaws
>market it as a GTAish sandbox where you're a le heckin' rebel committing crimes
>can't actually do anything
>heavy handed story that paints the empire as "SEE???? CAN'T YOU THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO THEY REMIND YOU OF????"
>game isn't very pretty
>character is intentionally uglier than her qt 3.14 face model
>only normies care about Star Wars anymore, and not a lot, if The Acolyte's viewership says anything

>>716362653
They weren't. They were shit.

>>716362471
Ubiosoft could have made a fun game but chose not to. That Jedi dark souls game did fine because it had an audience willing to play it. Nobody wanted to play outlaws. Even if you have a shit franchise people will still play it if they hear the gameplay is actually fun.

>>716362653
The prequels were ass, but they were full of moments.
Disney at least provided Rogue One, which is by all rights a very good movie.
The Force Awakens was a rehash, but it was still enjoyable.
The Mandalorian went through a couple of decent seasons before dying a horrible death.
So that's more than Lucas with full control did.

>>716361119
Some of the games are fun. You've at least played Rogue Squadron and Episode 1 Racer?

>>716360991 (OP)
There really isn't that much of an audience for new Star Wars stuff. Disney raped the franchise so hard that there's barely anyone hanging onto hope for new stuff to be good, and anyone genuinely interested in SW at this point is reading old EU stuff, playing prequel-era games, and watching Episodes 1-6 over and over.

All they had to do was having a white male, a sexy woman, an Alien or a fucking droid as the lead, it was THAT EASY to make millions. fucking retarded frogs.

>>716362797
I'd argue Rogue one had moments but was full of ass. Black guy deciding to just kill himself was retarded. Super secret password being some pet name was retarded too. I wonder how many writers they had for the movie that just had to shove their retarded ideas in there.

>>716362653
Go back

>>716362653
You need to kill yourself.

>>716362797
>Disney at least provided Rogue One
I SAW DARTH VADER AND I CLAPPED
AT-STs AT-STs

>>716360991 (OP)
>ubisoft thread
>ea video

i mean i know they are bad but huh

>>716362797
>Disney at least provided Rogue One, which is by all rights a very good movie.
The third act is pretty good, that doesn't make up for the first two acts being remarkably uninteresting.

The prequels were ass but they still had some of the most iconic moments in the series
Sequels are technically better but they are also just a disjointed mess of ideas that ends up being very bland and forgettable

>>716363236
>iconic

>>716363307
Name a single other movie where a cartoon rabbit steps in alien shit.

>>716362797
Mandalorian had 1 good season. Season 2 was just pandering to old fans without actually giving the Mandalorian anything unique to the Disney canon. It was just a theme park ride for old fans to enjoy themselves.

>>716363307
George dialog is kino tbqh.

>>716362582
The sequels are worse than the prequels, not to mention all the awful shows

>>716363450
>maybe i'm blinded...by my love for you

>>716363443
Season 2 isn't pandering, its literal product placement for the other shows

>>716362797
Rogue One was really nothing special, but I understand that you have nothing else, so by association with all the trash it seems to be more significant

>>716360991 (OP)
>How did they manage to fuck up a huge Star Wars game like this?
Because they don't make very good games? All AC's are 7/10 games with bad story and bad gameplay, but beautiful graphics. And Outlaws turned out to be about the same.

>>716363521
light whip is a shit tier gay ass nigger EU idea.

>>716360991 (OP)
This doesn't mean anything. They're just deciding to use their resources on more important matters.
Stop trying to be ubisoft look bad!

>>716360991 (OP)
>named Outlaws
>can't be an outlaw

>>716363701
Doesn't it come from the Ferengi weapon in Star Track?

>>716360991 (OP)
Did Ubisoft really try to make the whole planets gigantic maps, with jack shit to do in them, to try to sell copies, to try to distract from the woke shit and jank gameplay?

by making a star wars game at all. it's always gonna be a disappointment because disney's list of things they won't let you do is longer than ten cvs receipts. it's still a fine game in all regards other than the phenomenal world design (all ubisoft games are like this, especially avatar) but you can't spend fuck-you money on fine any more.

>>716360991 (OP)
test

>>716360991 (OP)
Star Wars as an IP isn't really a juggernaut anymore

>>716360991 (OP)
And nothing of value was lost

People WANT the KOTOR/TOR format. Grand space adventure, play as a Jedi or Sith, companions and romance, character creation, lore and dialogue options.

Statistically, do kids like Star Wars anymore? The Force Awakens was 10 years ago. How many "grew up" with it?

erm anyone else getting star wars prequel era fatigue????

>>716364291
>The Force Awakens was 10 years ago

>>716360991 (OP)
They made it look gay & lame.

>>716362653
They (capecucks) hated him because he told them the truth.

>>716360991 (OP)
Nerd cave theory will literally destroy the western gaming industry.

>>716363629
I'm sorry George, we didn't know, please take it back from the white slavers.

>>716364291
There's like a single character in the entire nu-trilogy that's popular and that's mostly with teenage girls. Old fans don't carr for it, and it didn't appeal to potential new fans due to being shit.

>>716364369
I have anti-CIS fatigue, wrist rockets aren't that bad, stop shaming us.

>>716363629
Are people tricking themselves into thinking this was a realistic relationship?

>>716362686
>>716362797
>>716363065
>>716363087
I'm sorry but acting like a child won't win you any internet points or arguments. The prequels expanded the setting, the sequels are re-runs of the original movies designed in a board room. Utterly soulless husks, far worse than a few moments of silliness in the prequels.

You are genuinely sorry excuses for human beings, please go back to watching marvel movies and playing the latest AAA games.

>>716360991 (OP)

>>716360991 (OP)
>quietly admit it was a failure years later
this is the level of gaslighting we're at now

>>716364860
Okay but they expanded the series for the worse and are terrible, no awful, no. God awful movies. To call the shit stain of those movies "silly" is a mistake.

>>716360991 (OP)
>star wars

honestly i'd be more interested in a pile of dog shit

>>716363065
prequels are good fgt

SEETHE

>>716364656
>there's the girlboss, the black, the gay, and the fat ugly (((((Asian))))) American
>why are people not impressed
>why is the white guy the most popular character in all three movies
>everyone wants screentime of him and keep buying his merch

>>716364957
I'm sorry anon I don't have discussions with people who live outside of north america or europe.

>>716365115
I'm Canadian.

>>716365173
Canada is part of India, thus not within my listed range of regions.

>>716360991 (OP)
good

>>716364748
Dragon Age is funny because they even backstabbed the women players. Lucanis was supposed to be very in love with the player but shippers on the dev team instead made him love Neve more and have his player romance be super subdued and boring. Original Lucanis was supposed to be very proactive in seducing the player.

>>716362686
>>716362797
>>716363065
>>716363087
>>716364713
Disney cucks seething

>>716360991 (OP)
good fuck nu star wars and fuck disney

>>716360991 (OP)
Marketing department said that a sequel would lower the sales of the first one. At least that happened to the Prince of Persia game.

>>716360991 (OP)
>shit vidya is canned
>shows are canned
>new trilogies are either canned or in production hell
>toy sales are in the shitter
good

>>716365203
>Canada is part of India
American education, folks.

>>716365391
t. Rajesh Koothrapali Ramakrishnanmoorthy

>>716361038
Fpbp

>>716364860
But the prequels are proto-Marvel movies

>>716360991 (OP)
I was told Outlaws was a success, what happened?

>>716360991 (OP)
It's not about star wars game being fucked up.
It's about Ubisoft being broke as shit from consecutive failures.

>>716360991 (OP)
>How did they manage to fuck up a huge Star Wars game like this?
the same way kathleen kennedy fucked up the star wars movies and tv shows

>>716365652
Then you must be having a tough time figuring out which side to argue in favor of then huh? dumbass.

Did anyone even play this? I may give it a shot on deep discount just to explore some Star Wars worlds.

>>716365652
SOVL

>>716365691
>Avatar just about broke even barely, was a loss on launch
>Xdefiant didn't last a year of it's ten year plan
>Shadows was a loss
>Outlaws was a loss
Far Cry 6 seems to have been the only thing that made money. And Siege.

>>716361979
Amen. Fuck them. Get woke go broke.

>>716360991 (OP)
Why would a sequel ever be in discussion? Star Wars Outlaws sold horribly. At no point would a sequel ever be thought of. And lets be blunt Disney killed that franchise long before Ubisoft got a chance to make a game for it.

And the real question is WHY is Ubisoft this TRASH developer still alive? It seems like you can keep making expensive media and products with the quality of excrement and somehow you still don't go bankrupt. The money never runs out. Fuck man I miss the days when bad companies you know DIED!!!! Look at Hudson the creators of Bomberman, they failed at life and logically died. Their HQs were closed down and everything they do NOT exist anymore. Don't bother saying "Konami ate them" no no no. You know what I mean Hudson is dead.

This is what I want for Ubisoft.

>>716365990
>Hudson
>bad company
Imagine being gay like you.

>>716362653
The prequels are god awful. I don't care what Lucas said showing an adult Padme getting lovy dovy eyes for child Anakin during the first prequel movie was so fucking creepy. Doesn't help that actress was NOT a teenager like how the script demanded so grown legal young woman grooming a child ahh how romantic. Hey Lucas were you at Eptein Island by any chance you fat diabetic sack of shit. Prequels are shit!

The only good thing about the prequels is showing how far cinematic technology has improved and showing the subplot of how Obi Wan was trained when he was young. That's about it. Everything else is so bad and awful and sloppy like Anakin being Jesus Christ born without a biological father but because he went evil he was the Anti Christ for a number of years. Lucas needs to just die he needs to die it's not about him having control on the franchise he simply HAS to die. Same to that bitch Kathleen Kennedy.

>>716366046
If they're so good why are they dead? Competent companies do NOT die. You unbelievable retard.

>>716366276
Because you lick balls.

>>716365729
>Star Wars is for women now, chuds! Hahahaha!!!!
>Women: "We don't want it"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYkAgLQ_0eU

>>716362582
Disney has done nothing but piss and shit over the brand since they bought it.
Do you know what Lucas did that disney absolutely refused to do?
He let writers be writers and didn't micromanage them to make everything fit his perfect ideal canon. He gave them a broad set of rules they couldn't break but otherwise let much more talented writers world build his universe. He appreciated them to the point he added parts designed by other people into his own prequel movies.
This is why all the lucas arts star wars games were pure kino, yet every piece of EA and Ubislop that disney has paid for has been absolute dogshit.

>>716364957
but enough about disney's "sequels"

>>716360991 (OP)
Pajeetbros...

>>716360991 (OP)
You know what I find funny about all this Star Wars talk on this board. This is also the same board who says....

Kingdom Hearts 4 will be saved by including Star Wars as a world!

Yeah right.......after Disney ruined Star Wars and Mark Hamill went CRAZY with spamming Leftist Agenda political trash scarring the character of Luke Star Wars in Kingdom Hearts amounts to shit. And Kingdom Hearts has enough flaws without this rotting corpse of a franchise.

>>716362582
>SAAR PLEASE BE RESPECTING THE DISNEY
kill yourself

>>716366670
>Kingdom Hearts 4 will be saved by including Star Wars as a world!
I don't remember /v/ saying this

>>716365895
Exactly.
They don't want to risk making a sequel to a game they already made a loss on, this is just Ubisoft bailing before they lose even more money and bankrupting themselves.

>>716360991 (OP)
No jedi, no buy.

>>716366670
>Kingdom Hearts 4
Don't talk about that garbage series on my board.

>>716366429
Women don't care. Women only say they don't want it to seem "reasonable" but the fact is women don't care if male franchises are damaged. They simply don't give a fuck. Women are amoral societal leeches who deserve to be used for birthing and immediately killed off preferably with painful methods and not trying to joke. Women belong crushed with their skulls being stomped under the metallic boot threads of a man. And simps belong CASTRATED and lobotomized for the crime of being simps. A woman doesn't get far in life without shitty beta loser simps. And that is why they must be castrated and lobotomized. Castration because they're not men. Lobotomized because weak men are vindictive little cunts who will plan your doom so better take away their ability to think so they starve in the streets as brainless subhumans.

>>716366276
>Competent companies do NOT die
This is the most ignorant statement I’ve ever seen on this site in the past 15 years.

>>716366760
Go to the Kingdom Hearts threads. There's plenty of idiots coping around saying "But Kingdom Hearts 4 has Star Wars we don't need Modern Disney CG Movies we got Star Wars yay!" I'm telling you its fucking annoying.

>>716363450
Unironically. Harrison wasn't wrong when he said people don't speak like his characters do, but it gave Star Wars a particular style to it's setting. It really felt like another Galaxy far, far away.
One of the reasons I dislike the sequels is that the dialogue feels out of place in the Star Wars universe.

>>716367146
>One of the reasons I dislike the sequels is that the dialogue feels out of place in the Star Wars universe.

Don't tell me the characters speak like Gilmore Girls I hate that shitty series its so fucking annoying. Hope the actors of that annoying series all get throat cancer. Same to Tom Kenny while we're at it for voicing an extremely ANNOYING character in general.

Is EA the only publisher that has a semi optimistic Star Wars video game sequel coming up?

>>716367030
yeah I mostly just see people complain about 3 having shit gameplay but I'll take your word for it that at least one anon said that at some point

>>716367504
They usually bring Star Wars into KH threads by posting the foot of that walker mech robot that keeps getting memed about. But yeah there's this annoying confidence about how this will happen and will boost the Kingdom Hearts franchise. You want to boost this franchise? Tell Nomura to stop doing the following...

Clones
Time travel
Multiverse alternate realities
Reviving the dead

And funny enough the Star Wars franchise is guilty of doing the above except multiverse which helped kill it.

Here ubislop, i'll give you your game:

>Dash Rendar protagonist
>He's actually competent, doesn't get bossed around by girl npcs and doesn't need constant rescue like that retarded Indiana Jones game, also minimum amount of le stronk women in leadership and male positions
>4 romance options, rebel girl, sith girl, twilek dancer girl and jedi girl
>Actually intresting side quests and not generic collectathon garbage, get SOME niggas who can actually write a videogame too.

>>716367842
Thr Sith girl is like the most popular TOR romance, too. The most popular TOR romances are
>Sith girl that acts reserved but is very warm when romanced
>Jedi girl that's a brash tomboy
>Twilek slave you can free
>Republic spy (girl romance, no idea about how they act)
>Mando soldier (girl romance, no idea about how they act)

>>716362797
>Rogue One, which is by all rights a very good movie.
The movie was just set piece after set piece without giving you any breathing space or actual plot justification.

>>716362653
modern woke movies make even the shittiest movies that came before them look like kino yeah

>>716365279

>>716365241
Holy shit I thought it was just men they wanted to piss off. I guess it was just everyone

On the other hand I doubt there were many women who were serviced by Taash getting the most explicit and sexualized scene in the game anyway

>>716362797
>Disney at least provided Rogue One, which is by all rights a very good movie.
God, the modern starwars audience is completely fucking braindead, just kill the IP already. Everyone working on it is going to be this retarded, there's no hope.

>>716361038

>>716360991 (OP)
Impossible, very believable posters told me that the game was a great success, for about three weeks after launch. Then they disappeared.

>>716362797
>Disney at least provided Rogue One, which is by all rights a very good movie.
If you are severely retarded. Even by Star Wars movie standards, it is dog shit. The protagonist barely says a word and has no believable motivation for doing anything, she basically just acts annoyed when someone asks her to do something, then she goes along with whatever they wanted. Her shitty love interest was just what passes as "handsome" these days, and had even less character development than she did. Most of the dialog in the movie was from a comic relief robot and a couple of retarded memesters.

>>716360991 (OP)
this is how (pictured)
as soon as everyone saw this reveal, we laughed our collective asses off, and knew for certain, right then, that it would flop miserably

>>716371507
The people that made this are a religion. They would rather lose money, like literal hundreds of millions dollars they would rather lose than make the MC an attractive female or a based dude. How can you be so entrenched in your mental hole to the point you would rather lose millions than climb out into the real world where all the normal people and customers are. Pure insanity.

>>716360991 (OP)
>make garbage
>people don't like it
>"umm we decide to cancel the sequel to garbage"
positively shocking

>>716369941
Veilguard is a wierd case because the original storyboard shows sexy women, implied sex scenes, slavery, religious zealotry, brutal facism, all the stuff censored from the final game's story.

>>716372076
The jonestown cultists literally killed themselves, is it so hard to believe these retards would tank a videogame?

>men want to roll a chad jedi and fuck sith bitches
>women want to roll a sexy jedi and "fix" sith bad boys
>no one wants to capitalize on this besides an old mmo

>>716363236
>technically better
They’re not even serviceable completely regardless of comparison to anything else. They’re genuinely awful movies.

>>716373586
Well since you put it that way it makes sense

>>716364748
>Will destroy Western media in general
Ftfy

>>716360991 (OP)
Nice