Thread 716385178

Is my 49.99 better spent on a NEW MEGA BURGER FEAST™ from our good friends at KFC or being put towards Wuchang: Fallen Feathers?

Six tenders AND six nuggets??

>>716385178 (OP)
If you peenus is long enough you can come into your own anus.

>>716385178 (OP)
If a Chicken Sandwich is a Burger, does that mean we should just call Burgers Beef Sandwiches?

>>716385178 (OP)
get the food

>>716385178 (OP)
Kinda fiending for some of that ngl

>>716385178 (OP)
Seems like a fairly small amount of KFC for an average sized person, wouldn't you say?

>>716385178 (OP)
>3 large chips
All I see is chicken and freedom fries

>50 for 3 sandos, 3 sliders, 3 fries, 6 tenders and 6 nuggets
what

>>716385178 (OP)
>17 bucks for 2 tenders, 2 nuggets and 2 small chicken sandwiches
This used to be about 3 dollars worth of food 5 years ago what happened?

this is definitely a better deal

Original Recipe or Extra Crispy, /v/?

>>716385178 (OP)
that's a fairly small amount of food for the average person i'd say?

>>716385550
Not really, spending 15 bucks at KFC will get you a 4 tender meal so the extra bucket is covering the absurd prices

Is the zinger drip burger any good?

>>716385178 (OP)
Is this good gamer fuel or does it just make you food coma?

>>716385625
you're better off spending that $15 on sides which would cover at least 3 large sides and some biscuits

I know it all kind of depends on area, but KFC around me is such utter trash these days.

>>716385706
You're not alone, one by my job sucks too. The Popeye's down the street is better.

>>716385178 (OP)
Damn I could go for some duck right now.

>>716385678
>a bunch onions cut chicken fried in gutter oil along with more fried shit
food coma town

>>716385625
In my market they have $5 and $10 best of KFC boxes, which are 2pc or 4pc with 1 or 2 mashed and biscuits respectively. I use UberEats to pick food up, not get it delivered, and they'll often have $5 off $15 and free items with a $15 spend. It's nuts to see those decent deals mixed in with the $15 3pc meals and shit and wonder what kind of person doesn't notice or need the value prop of those cheaper items.

>>716385861
I've never cooked duck before, was never sure the best way to go about it.

>>716385178 (OP)
I prefer one of the Tailgate Specials from Bojangles

>>716385323
you may in fact do that.

why do people eat wings/drums?
its like 98% bone, 1% skin and 1% meat

>>716385896
Can't go wrong with stew.

>>716386248
Wings have the best coating to meat ratio

>>716385178 (OP)
If this is Australia, Red Rooster is way better quality fried chicken now days

>>716385178 (OP)
Huh, a crowd? That's like two or three people.

>>716385178 (OP)
>chips
Shitposting location confirmed. Launching nukes now.

kfc along with 98% of other fast food has been dogshit for years

What the fuck happened to fast food bros.
Yes it's slop but it's not cheap or fast, it's not a guilty pleasure anymore it's just bad.

>>716386686
i fucking love goyslop

>>716386686
for me is zogchow

>>716386686
Got a crustier version? I can still parse out the text

>>716386686
hmm

>>716385178 (OP)
that seems like an appropriate amount of food for an average size person?

>>716386624
Cost cutting. Fast Food starts to struggle, quality goes out the window. Fast Food loses ground to competition, they raise prices.

Fast Food companies right now, can not actually wrap their head around offering quality cheap food again because it'll cut into profits too much.

>>716385178 (OP)
so assuming 3 people it's 2 burgers, 2 tenders, 2 nuggets, one fry and you have to fight over only two sauce packets.
i'm sure you can feed more than 3 people for $50

>>716386624
gibs me dat $20/hr for fucking up your food and giving the absolute worst customer service

>>716385178 (OP)
It's not even that much food for 50 burger credits. Goyslop is getting expensive.

>>716385768
The popeyes around me are trash too, not quite the shitholes KFCs are but still pretty fucking bad

>>716386248
The are brainwashed into thinking theyre good
Drums and wings used to be the slag they would sell for practically nothing and now the hype has driven wing prices higher than fucking breasts for christs sake

>>716387142
Its not even 2 burgers, its one burger and a slider

>>716386686
chili really isnt bad unless you purposefully use the fatty meat.

>>716387226
Read.

>>716385178 (OP)
Junkfood of video game licences for your steam library?

>>716387708
>unhealthy
is maybe exaggeration, but /ck/ slop does tend to dump cheese on top

>>716385178 (OP)
You have to decide for yourself which one you want. The food isn't any less worthwhile considering you may not enjoy the game.

>>716385178 (OP)
"tenders"? they call them strips at KFC joints in my country.
I thought tenders was a Popeyes term.

>>716385178 (OP)
Stealth Aussie thread. but I want them to do the $2 sliders again ( yeah I know they did them a couple of months ago)

>>716388337
"tenders" should actually be the tenderloin, which is a muscle under the breasts
they probably don't call them tendies where you live because that's an actual muscle which is less plentiful than just cut up chicken breasts

>>716388337
>"tenders"? they call them strips at KFC joints in my country.

Tenders are different to strips. Strips are smaller.

BRING BACK THE DOUBLE DOWN YOU CUNTS.

>>716386248
Different parts of chicken taste different.
If you're a picky eater who only eats tendies/breasts, you of course wouldn't know it.

>>716388337
It's fingers

>no kfc nearby
>$9 delivery fee
red rooster is pretty good and there are a ton of korean fried chicken places nearby, but sometimes I just crave kfc

any recs for REAL hot & spicy chicken? KFC ones are ass

What's with the aggressive KFC shilling lately?

KFC destroys my stomach about 60% of the time I eat it, any idea why? a reaction to the spices in batter?

grease churning your guts

>>716388879
>>716388837

>flamethrower chicken sandwich used to be the most delicious juicy spicy chicken burger around, for $6
>now it's two chicken strips in a bun for $9

>>716388790
>What's with the aggressive KFC shilling lately?
I don't even order KFC so maybe they're in damage control mode.

>>716388837
>KFC destroys my stomach about 60% of the time I eat it, any idea why?
It doesn't make sense for chicken to be messing you up, so it's everything that isn't the chicken. If you take off the skin from the chicken, you should be able to eat it. There would be no point of getting KFC if you did that.

you should look at how flips eat KFC

>>716386248
Unbreaded wings are best as its an excuse to eat mostly crispy skin with a small amount of juicy and flavourful meat

I haven't taken a shit since Sunday
Will KFC help with this?

>sign up to a fast food app thinking there will be decent deals
>every single deal is some ultra mega super family pack banaza meal that costs $30+
What, you want a couple bucks off a burger? Too bad, here's a discount off our limited time gimmick box meal that no one is buying because it's purely a marketing tactic and planned to be taken off the menu and replaced with another gimmick in a month
videogames

>>716389097
>Will KFC help with this?

No, you should not eat if you're constipated. Drinking stuff is _always_ better, or you'll be bloated and uncomfortable. Do you drink coffee? That helps. Have you ever had cherry juice? I always have diarrhoea after I drink cherry juice.

>>716385178 (OP)
>Chips
Post your ID verification, NOW!

>>716389097
No, KFC is for when you already have diarrhea.

>>716389251
Pretty sure OP is australian and we're only 99.999999% on the way to being cuckolds like the bongs.

>>716386103
Looks much nicer.

>>716389221
The thing is that I don't really feel bloated or uncomfortable. No coffee, but I do drink plenty of water. Hell I'm even taking extra fiber pills but that doesn't seem to be doing shit (no pun intended)

>>716385178 (OP)
9,99 for a month of PC gamepass then buy an actual bucket rather than this delivery deal nonsense.

If you're comparing it to fast food, not having access to it in a month won't be an issue, right?

>>716389335
>I'm even taking extra fiber pills

Fibre can make you constipated if you don't drink enough liquid. You may not feel bloated now, but you will be if you keep eating. Anyway, I've told you what I drink to ensure a squirter.

Fried chicken is great, terrible gamer fuel though, greasy fingers which no amount of washing fully removes, unless you take the nuclear option and wash your hands with dish soap

>>716389387
I guess I could try some cherry juice, thanks. Usually water seems to do the trick, but lately hasn't been the case.

>>716389309
Based and biologically accurate. KFC’s special blend of 11 herbs, spices, and regret is basically a reset button for your digestive tract. It's less food and more gastronomic Russian roulette.

>>716389434
I just use chopsticks, works with chips too
Or just use a fork if you're not planning on eating chips

>>716389387
Psylium husk in particular needs roughly 500ml of water per tab to be effective, but when it is you will shit so well

>>716389454
I promise you this stuff works, and you'll be blasting.

>>716389454
walk a few blocks, exercise can help bowel movements too

>>716389454
I use prune juice myself. Works wonders.

>>716385639
You've introduced me to this, and now I shall probably try it this weekend.

>>716389097
Prune juice, if you can find it. They sell this stuff in Korea as a natural laxative in convenience stores and it will ROCK your world. It's always funny when tourists buy it unwittingly and then spend the day holed up in their hotel room on the shitter.

>dad saying he doesn't have enough money to pay the bills
>keeps ordering takeout every single day instead of just eating pasta or something
why is he so dumb

>>716385323
That's what they were known as when people first started putting hamburg steaks into buns as a street food.

>>716389759
I think your dad has depression, and you shouldn't judge him too harshly.

>>716385178 (OP)
Wuchang is really just your average soulslop. So if you like that, go for it. Otherwise get the food.

>>716389759
Can he even cook? I know everyone should be able to cook pasta, but trust me, lots of men don't know how to, even with the instructions on the packaging.

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Hope you fags are reposting this fucking EVERYWHERE on the internet.
Zoomies are gonna have a fucking field day with this.

>>716385639
terrible. regular zinger is better

>>716389898
I'm not participating in your gay op because of the gay name

>>716389816
I read a nice article about food spending habits.

>>716388790
KFC's sales have been declining for years so it's probably just them getting desperate with the shilling. All the dumb fucks at KFC corporate need to do is bring these things back

>>716390079
Having witnessed this firsthand in the office, a good finacial knock will fix this. There was this guy on the border of millenial and zoomer, ate takeout every lunch basically. Then one month a bunch of different shit hit him at once and he was flat broke and had to live off $30 for a week.

He makes sandwiches and rides the bus instead of ubering now

>>716390818
>He makes sandwiches and rides the bus instead of ubering now

Oh, nice. That's how the lowest income class in Australia live, so it's not surprising. It's really easy to get by on minimum funds, but nobody does it unless they have to.

i bought 30 strips for $30 at churches chicken. Ate like a king for 4 days consuming about 6 per day. But by 5th day tasted like old feozen chicken

>>716390894
I earn well and I ride the bus, eat takeout maybe every 2 weeks tops, keep my grocery expenses in check, rent a cheap apartment (renting is ok in my country), and reconsider whenever I want to spend a larger amount of money (500 €+). My biggest recreational expenses are going out to drink and traveling once or twice a year. I just cannot make a dent in my account living this way, even with saving an additional 1k per month.

>>716386686
sloppa>goyslop>ZOGslop>goyfeed

>>716385178 (OP)
You know your life has gone completely awry when you can relate to posts like this.

>>716385178 (OP)
>49.99
>For 6 burgers, 6 nuggets, 6 tendies and fries
That's a fucking scam wtf.

>>716392698
it's australian dollars

>use to love getting the KFC buckets before covid
>went into a KFC yesterday, price has gone up by like 100%
>noped the fuck out
I can buy the same amount of chicken from a supermarket and get it air fried for less than 1/10 of what KFC charge, fuck these greedy bastards.

6 burgers hell yeah brother

>>716385178 (OP)
A whopping 6 shitty fast food burgers and 6 tendies for a meager fifty fucking dollars?! Sign me up hellscape utopia!! YEEEEEEEHAW

>>716386686
Prison food is the actual original slop

tfw /v/ holds a better discourse on fast food than /ck/

>>716392698
>666
demonic deal

>>716393708
666 because it burns your ass.

>>716386872
>cinnamon is the secret for chilli
wait, really?

>>716385894
>value
False. You're eating corrupt flesh which in turns corrupts you. (death)

>>716386686
everything is slop except what for I eat because I am aryan and therefore Hitler's chosen child who will start the fourth Reich

What games does he play?

>>716389897
he's too tired to do shit
and everything's broken

>>716394720
Cooking Mama
Wordle
Red Dead Redemption 2

>>716389897
>pasta
Peel tomatoes
Mash them
Add vegetables
Minced meat
Spice
Cook it

You're done.

>>716394720
Dude looks like a plantation owner

>>716385178 (OP)
>3 large chips
do bongs really?

>>716385178 (OP)
mmmm nasty soggy chicken dripping with oil

>>716395441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytdpfd4D96U

>>716389897
there is literally no excuse.
cookbooks always existed. family and friends always existed. the internet is in your pocket now.

>>716385178 (OP)
Burger King sends me coupons all the time for approximately half that amount of food for $18. Based on that I can confidently say this KFC meal is a ripoff and likely not worth more than about $35. Also calling chicken sandwiches "burgers" is blatant false advertizing.

0/10 would not eat

t. American - official fast food expert

>Randomly develop wheat allergy
>Still think about zinger burgers
Fuck this gay earth

>>716390079
feels like ironically people get worse with money as times get worse, when you'd normally expect people to save up more.

I ate a lot of KFC yesterday and still haven't pooped. I'm getting worried. I got a long shift at work today. And the toilets there are absolutely horrifying.

>>716395373
Not every well dressed southern man is democrat cuckold.

>>716395816
>feels like ironically people get worse with money as times get worse

People splurge because there's nothing else good about their lives. It's not hard to understand why they do it. Anyone with a well paying job (in Australia) has part of their income go into savings directly, whereas it's almost pointless for everyone else to save.

>>716395729
thank you for your service, anon.

>>716385178 (OP)
medium sized meal for the average person I'd say?

Jollybee > Popeyes > KFC

>>716385178 (OP)
kfc burgers suck, whatever option I pick all they give me is two pieces of bread with a piece of chicken in the middle and sometimes, just sometimes lettuce when the image shows everything a burger usually has

>>716386607
burger king is pretty solid and at a good price in mexico, carl's jr is pretty much king, it costs more but the quality control is really high, meanwhile mcdonalds is slowly fading away

>>716396550
>mcdonalds is slowly fading away

Not in Australia. McDonald's stays in business because nobody actually wants to try other cuisines until they become an adult. The only way McDonald's would die here is if there were no more children.
I even (sometimes) get McDonald's as an adult because you legitimately have nostalgia for the place due to eating the food as a kid.

>>716396794
Maccas is good after a few beers but I can't ever imagine wanting to go there sober

>>716385178 (OP)
>3 chips but only 2 sauces
Evil.

>>716397480
>I can't ever imagine wanting to go there sober

What would you eat instead? There's lots of food in Australia, but it's actually possible to have tried it all.
>Indian
>Pizza
>Kebab
>Asian
etc.

>>716385639
Why would man create this?

>>716385323
i've heard "BBQ sandwiches" before, i think matt dillon uses the term in the film version of 'the outsiders' when he's getting DQ burgers with ponyboy and johnny

>>716385178 (OP)
Stop calling chicken sandwiches burgers you stupid fucking foreigners.

im gonna eat peas and cashews later today

>>716397823
Do you cook that, or do you mean the ready to eat stuff?

I legitimately don't understand why anyone would choose to eat mcdonalds over literally any other fast food burger chain, or how mcdonalds even managed to become the most popular fast food chain in the first place. It's absolute bottom of the barrel slop, multiple steps below bk, wendy's, and carl's jr in quality.
t. True American

Who the Hell are you feeding with only 6 nuggets? Not a crowd.

>>716385178 (OP)
>3 large chips
Fuck off british

>>716394383
So what are you waiting for?

>>716397939
That's an ice cream sandwich.

>>716397926
In n out, Culvers, DQ, A&W, Five Guys, and Checkers all have superior burgers as well.

>>716385323
If it's on flat bread it's a sandwich, if it's on a round bun it's a burger and if it's on a long bun it's a roll. Fight me.

>>716397926
It was probably good relative to the cost like 30-40 years ago. These things have momentum/nostalgia and people will simply continue to buy something out of inertia and habit even if it continually gets worse.

>>716386686
how is chili con carne unhealthy? its literally all beans, some mince, and veggies like peppers onions and garlic along with a ton of spices? unless I've been doing to wrong its got no oil or other shit that would degrade heart health or health in general...

>>716398087
>In n out, Culvers, DQ, A&W, Five Guys, and Checkers all have superior burgers as well.
I'd fucking hope so, considering they cost 2-3x more

>>716398010
Also known as a burger

>>716398173
When's the last time you've been to a Mcdonalds? They ain't cheap anymore.

>>716398193
McDonald's isn't cheap, and it's the same price as everything else. For the same price as what you see in the OP, you can get this.

It's not exactly a munch box is it?

>>716388337
In Australia at least, they used to have Crispy Strips until they were discontinued about a decade ago and replaced with the much worse Tenders

>>716385178 (OP)
Please tell me this is for a family of 4.

>>716398387
>munch box

Looks like a HSP.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal_snack_pack

>>716398529
You know the boy cleaned that up.

>>716386465
Yeah I tried the hot honey fried chicken recently and it was actually good. KFC is shit here too, greasy and soggy. Wasn't expecting much but I really enjoyed it. Good to see an aussie franchise keeping their quality high and living up the the "roast chicken dinner restaurant" branding.
I've been meaning to try it again, but they always close at 11 PM

>>716385178 (OP)
You should fast in order to buy video games. It will be good for your health, your wallet, and your brain.

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>>716386465
KFC in the UK is either old and tough or strait out the fryer with zero draining so it's soggy as fuck.

Popeyes are better for pieces of chicken, Slim Chickens are better for tenders/burgers