What am I in for bros

also what difficulty should I play on?

>>716431534 (OP)
1. Unfiltered kino
2. Normal for first playthrough

>>716431534 (OP)
cant wait for the remake

>>716431534 (OP)
It's been 2 decades almost, and I still listen to the OST on the reg:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jKy8Y3t1Io

>>716431534 (OP)
best game in trilogy
https://files.catbox.moe/vzy6rc.webm

>>716431534 (OP)
Sovl.

>>716431534 (OP)
Secretly an investigation game

>>716431534 (OP)
>What am I in for bros
Beautiful role-playing kino.
Tons of replay value.
Hot chicks to bone.

>also what difficulty should I play on?
Normal.

>>716431534 (OP)
>if you’re Gen Z & A
Worst game of your life
>if you’re not Gen Z & A
Pretty good Witcher game

>>716432197
>if you’re Gen Z & A
>Worst game of your life

Try to have sex with every female character you encounter in the game, you can do it with about 90% of them and you get a fun reward each time for doing it

>>716431534 (OP)
>What am I in for bros
dated dogshit

>>716431534 (OP)
>What am I in for bros
unironically a nude collecting simulator

>>716431534 (OP)
An awful game
Boring story with zero meaningful choices that change anything and uninteresting characters
Trash level design and aard spam combat with terrible leveling system, pointless stance meme and no real ARPG systems
Bad economy and progression that exists solely to fill the glossary with books

>>716432442
>>716432916
samefag more

>>716431534 (OP)
soul
play on the highest difficulty, the game is really easy and that way you'll at least end up using potions

>>716431990
Jannies, there's a based man loose in the thread!

>>716431534 (OP)
>What am I in for bros
dogshit
just watch a fucking youtube playthough, there's nothing to gain from playing it.

>>716432840
>a nude collecting simulator
it's a good mechanic, more games should implement it

>>716433117
Shit eating retard, stay mad people don'5 worship trash CDPR goyslop

>>716433417
You could have told us you're gigantic faggot with fewer words

>>716434285
wasted xir time playing a shitty game award

>>716432271
Geralt looks like an upright lizard in this game

>>716433673
your mother sucks dwarf cock

>>716431534 (OP)
Assassin's creed with no parkour

this board loves to shill shitty ass games from their childhood. the witcher 2 and 3 smoke the witcher 1.

>>716434434
?

>>716434541
3 > 1 > 2 for me

>>716431534 (OP)
Hard
The game is very easy and even on hard all the challenge dissapears after Act 1.

>>716434541
>childhood
zoom zoom
>>716434659
for me it's 1 > 3 >>> 2

I fucked a she-elf once

>>716434659
>>716434719
>w2 weakest
confirmed bad at poker dice, need kiddie games like gwent to get ahead lol

>>716434764
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS DWARF COCK

>>716434659
3 > 2 > 1
I even tried to do a permadeath run in 2 but that was too hard

>>716435042
>W2 too hard
>need muh jump and roll card collecting simulator
lol
lmao

>>716435386
turns out not dying even once during a playthrough can be hard, yes

>>716435697
skill issue, nigger

>>716434797
You haven't played Witcher 1 apparently
Witcher 1 dice poker is so much better than in 2 it's honestly laughable, what the fuck were they thinking

>>716431534 (OP)
I recently 100%'ed witcher 1, and it sucks how it's entire main story just feels like total inane nonsense. I actually hope they rewrite it completely if they remake it.

Triss and Alvin are this weird reimagining of Ciri and Yen from the books for some reason, and the game doesn't know if it's a remake, sequel to the books, or reimagining of the books story but in a alternate universe. It's bizarre and incoherent. I'm glad Witcher 2 sorta just ignores it all because none of it makes any sense. Salamanda also kinda suck, Azar Javad is a truly boring villain. The quests suck and while you will initially try to force yourself to enjoy the "vgh sovlful jank sovl" of the combat, 5 minutes later you'll be sick of how shit the combat is.

The atmosphere is top notch, I think W2 and W3 rarely ever nail the atmosphere of the Witcher as well as the first game does. And lots of individual arcs and stuff like the Vizima connection is great, but in total it's just a fucking MESS and I truly cannot fathom how people can call it the best in the trlogy.

>>716431852
It's so good...
>shits all over wings of kynareth in ur path
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKv0rtgI7mw

>>716435872
Originally the main character wasn't even gonna be Geralt and they also didn't know it would end up being a trilogy so it feels very self-contained and different

>>716435859
i've played all the witcher games plenty
while i agree that 1's poker dice is better in the rng sense, the visuals of 2 shit all over 1 and it doesn't have autistic rhythm combat (i say this as a musician) so it's immensely superior for that alone

>>716435872
>and the game doesn't know if it's a remake, sequel to the books, or reimagining of the books story but in a alternate universe
considering the opening cinematic is geralt getting stabbed and then waking up with amnesia, it's safe to say that it's a rebooting sequel

>>716435872
It's a love letter to the Witcher books. You're viewing it from the lens where W2 and W3 exist. Most people who adore W1 view it as its own story and appreciate how much atmosphere it had while nearly breaking the engine it was using.
>t. also 100% the game three times

>>716431990
Not to derail this excellent thread but why does 4chan not integrate catbox into posting? They refuse to increase the data limit or add native sound support but catbox amends these both, so why not utilize it in the site itself?

>>716436297
hiroshimoot refuses to do anything good, that's why.

>>716434541
They are all trash games
Every single Witcher game is trash
Insane how CDPR became so successful only putting out trash games

>>716436448
What's a good game?

>>716431990
The Witcher 1's greatest strength will always be it's atmosphere and that's pretty rare for a game.

It's dogshit
the "story" isn't worth suffering through 30+ hours of absolute dogshit gameplay and quests

>>716438686
Thanks for your awful opinion, I want you to know that you've been heard, king, so you can go back to your gatcha thread now.

>>716431534 (OP)
Best game in the franchise and one of the best PC games ever made
It WILL make all other games look worse because they lack the genuine SOVL that is in this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64elMyXoBtQ

>>716431534 (OP)
>also what difficulty should I play on?
Hard.
It is bullshit, but it forces you to actually research what you're going up against and utilize alchemy, whereas it's pointless otherwise. You're not gonna enjoy Witcher if you aren't the kind of person to accept the bullshit and outplay it anyway.

>>716439123
>Hard
It's really not.

>>716439189
Anon, I was telling him to play on hard.

>>716435942

>>716438686
KYS zoomshit

>>716436039
>the visuals of 2 shit all over 1
Actually wild that anyone could say this.
Witcher 1 remains in a league of it's own when it comes to how it's visuals, atmosphere and ambiance plays together.
Witcher 2 suffers a lot from being obviously aged.

>>716431534 (OP)
Kino game with some of the worst combat ever made. Install the graphics mod, ui mod and enhanced combat mod.

>>716431852
>>716435942
>>716439096
Lest we forget this kino:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKzw4gexTt8

>>716439787
W1 might be my favorite soundtrack ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDlEP3AxSlQ

>>716431534 (OP)
wait for the remake in unreal. you know it is coming

>>716440172
Truly a frightening thought.

>>716434541
Books > TW1:EE > 3's DLC > > > 3 > 2.

>>716434541
For me, Witcher 2 is the one I always skip.

>>716431990
Immaculate vibes.

>>716433673
>don5
>so fat fingers hit the wrong keys

>>716434541
2 > 1 > 3

>>716432916
i and mr anderson would like to disagree
https://youtu.be/NtrAx-rVgco

>>716431534 (OP)
easy/normal, the combat is atrociously bad and the most tacked on thing ever

Choose

>>716441061
Triss, forever and always.

>>716441061
for me its that pawg nun

>>716431534 (OP)
A game with decent writing (sometimes verging on cringe) with woefully outdated systems. Combat is a slog, menus are annoying, and you walk at a snails pace.
Download a fast walking speed mod and set the combat to normal or easy.

>>716431534 (OP)
why does a 20 year old game require 16 gigs of bytes??
i had it in my library for years at this point, beat 3 multiple times, couldn't stomach how boring 2 was, got about 20 hours in and just couldn't endure more
never played 1

>>716441470
lots of dialog
do it fgt

>>716441721
I am currently on a retro gaming streak and playing on an old laptop for max comfy
will it run on this?

>>716431534 (OP)
Only played 3 but watched a lot of vids about it. The conclusion I arrived at is that it's a very ambitious game with very little resources to realise it. Also it's dated and that could be a deal breaker. Otherwise it's an old rpg that does what old rpgs do. 3 seems like the culmination of the studio's vision for a witcher game. 2 is good so I heard and has meaningful choices but clanky combat. Have fun!

>>716431534 (OP)
You are in for absolute kino. Words can't express it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64elMyXoBtQ

>>716441924
Also, Lesbomancy.

>>716439787
>>716439930
>when you're running from drowners in the rain and relaxing and a fucking boss battle happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpYMr1cUjjg

>>716441924
2 has the best combat because long rolls, parrying, and signs are all restricted to the same resource, vigor, and the more vigor you burn up, the less sword damage you do. That means you have to actually git gud, use potions, use bombs, use traps, use positioning, and conserve vigor instead of treating it like a rollslop game. Witcher 2's combat is the ultimate pleb filter because it punishes you for being a shitty and doesn't let you bullshit the system.

>>716442304
nah it's just boring and feels really choppy and not refined

>>716442304
nah

>>716442304
It also seems to really trigger artificial difficulty rollslop and parryslop gamers like the matrix agent from >>716440956

>>716441061
Shani best girl

>>716442612
i love redheads so much

>>716442612
based

>>716442612
sexy schoolgirl shani...

>>716442612
Shani is too good for Geralt but that's why pursuing her is so good. The sorceresses are all easy catches and in one way or another just want to manipulate Geralt to benefit themselves because they know how useful and capable he is. Shani sees Geralt as just any other guy and wishes he would be her boring ordinary husband but knows it's impossible.

>>716441061
>>716442612
>>716442848
Shani is the best choice for Geralt because she not only doesn't manipulate him but also represents the ideal life he wants deep down. I know that people say that Geralt's lifetime is too long for her but they forget how young Shani actually is and how old Geralt is. He would be as old as Vesemir after her death if not older

>>716442304
Well then I am a pleb. Combat was really a fillter. Tried to play it years ago when I was young and couldn't pass one of the first battles fighting some guards and quit(then again my English was poor so I must have missed prompts and stuff). That was before CDPR added newbie welcome patches and new cutsences but I heard good things. And very bold choice-consequence gameplay.

>>716431534 (OP)
A good game that will probably make you want to replay it from time to time.
That's what I'll do once I'm finished with the books.

>>716443364
Nta. Been eyeing the books for a while. Might get them sometime soon. Then replay W3 with a new prespective.

>>716443318
Don't feel ashamed, vigor isn't explained anywhere in-game or in the manual, and it's not even mentioned on the wiki the last time I checked. The only way you would know that vigor loss reduces your sword damage is if you looked at the active combat log.

>>716443271
Geralt has too much of an ego. I don't think he can imagine himself settling for normal chick. It's sorceresses and princesses and queens for him.
I feel that he no longer respects and looks down on most women, especially as his exploits get grander and grander.

>>716443271
>>716443727
>t. didn't read the books

>>716443835
He simply lies to himself. Constantly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AdAfy1V0to

Get ready for unfiltered kinoplex. Play it before you get a taste of the (guaranteed) censored remake or whatever the fuck

>>716443883
>t. did read the books

>>716443948
The final act twist is so delicious, almost as delicious as those heavy metal electric guitar licks.

>>716431534 (OP)
This game fucking sucks. It's not even dated it just always sucked. I played it at release and it sucked, I played the enhanced edition and it still sucked. /v/ only pretends to like it because it's normalfag repellant due to being shit.

@716445313
>t. normalfag

>>716442304
/v/ turned on this game because it became too popular. it used to be highly praised but now only 1 is still acceptable because it is bad.

>>716443271
yeah pretty much but unfortunately the lead writer at CD Projekt was a massive Trissfag. I pray that he's not involved with W1 remake desu

>>716441061
Adda
No idea why her hair isn't white, but more red is always better.

>ur a big guy

>>716431534 (OP)
kino and your mother sucks drawf cock

One of the most based games of all times. Learn to love the swamps. That's pretty much it. Shits so good.

>>716448901
>mountain of meat

I only remember 3 things
sex cards
getting drunk and having to go steal some shit from old lady
being in the swamp for ages

>MY BALLS ITCH

>>716431852
>>716431990
Ost so kino it tops witcher 3 for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXkGcDVMWZU

>>716441061
>remake will remove all of these
unfathomably gay

>>716431534 (OP)
unironically was more fun than I expected

for some reason I was able to binge rush witcher 2 right after, but once I started the 3rd game my desire to play the series plummeted

>>716442612
>>716443271
I legit feel like people who shilled for Shani in 3 didnt play the first game, shes so fucking boring i have 0 idea how anyone could like her

This game captured the tone and feel of the books the best out of the trilogy, and the opening cinematic adapting the first chapter of The Witcher was perfect makes me mad at the show existing because they literally had an excellent pre-existing blueprint to copy and they fucked it up on a generational level

shani is best girl
witches get the silver sword

>>716441061
milk lady

>>716431852
>It's been 2 decades almost
>2007 was 18 years ago
Well that's uncomfortable

>>716449876
>Young yet realistically mature and intelligent while also being chill and fun to hang out with
>Cheerful idealist, always selflessly giving help to anyone who needs it
>Likes older and more mature men with class, charisma, and refined tastes
>Acts reasonably and doesn't get overly pissy or cringe over Geralt being drunk or making mistakes
>Has an actual life outside of Geralt and is not obsessed with him to the point of acting like an awkward teenage girl all the time
>Best mother figure for Alvin who can teach him a lot more about normal life and make him grow into a more mature man
>Absolute cutie with a sexo short haircut and cute outfits inspired by old Slavic dresses

it's a mystery anon

>>716450557
>Acts reasonably and doesn't get overly pissy or cringe over Geralt being drunk or making mistakes
did we get different Shani's, because in my playthrough of 1 she turned into a really jealous bitch because I invited the whorehouse lady to that one party in her room

>>716442128
>random electric guitar outta nowhere
got me so hyped

>>716451302
>inviting a literal whore to your gfs house
>wtf why is she mad

>>716451330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AdAfy1V0to
kino

>>716449917
It still gives me the shits, it's just so fucking good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCsu1CueLgo

>>716431534 (OP)
awful combat but a good place to hang out in

>>716455161
i honestly think the combat is better than in 2, just replayed them recently
2 just feels awful throughout, 1 is just jank but you can get into it pretty quickly

>>716431534 (OP)
1. Remember that the combat is turn based, and the engine and design choices obfuscate this somewhat. It's really just neverwinter nights 2 with a Witcher game on top.
2. It was built with late 90s/early 00s CRPG design logic, so don't be afraid to use a guide if you aren't used to those.

>>716442304
i dont remember the game being hard at all. The map feels really restrictive, but its still fun I've never played 1 but the combat in 3 is complete dogshit so I believe you

>>716442304
i played that whole game with hit roll quen repeat
got so tired of it by the end i played 3 without quen or rolls