Thread 716488260

HAHAHAHAHA

It's a me, Wokeio!

Sobrou nada pro betinha
Beta males getting BTFO, total Stacy victory

>>716488260 (OP)
Mario has always just been a random white knight

Is this the latest thing eric and the gang are obsessing over?

>>716488260 (OP)
He always was. The ending of Odyssey was Peach friendzoning him after he once again worked his ass off to save that ungrateful bitch.

NOIOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO SEE MARIO FUCK PEACH WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

>>716488502
They aren't taking the news about Playstation going third party well

>>716488260 (OP)
Sounds like friends with benefits to me. Luigi and Daisy is still a thing right?

>>716488260 (OP)
So Bowser actually won?

>>716488636
Bowser is also a simp, but he's like an evil simp
Mario games are just two simps fighting over a girl who just wants both of them to fuck off

>>716488578
mate that shit's been around for longer than you were alive, it's not hard to find

>>716488636
No, peach is a strong independent woman

>>716488260 (OP)
Why would they say this??

>>716488260 (OP)
>Simp
Manlets a cuck my dood.

>>716488709
Yeah uh huh. That's why she keeps inviting Mario over for "cake" and keeps employing 1 ft tall manlets as bodyguards to protect her from bowser.

Nah she loves the attention.

>>716488791
>Fiction
I agree with you

>>716488632
Daisy doesn't exist in the mainline Mario games. Only in sports and party games along with Wario, and Waluigi. Luigi is now just thw baby brother who's spooked by almost everything that plays king of second banana's to a brother who couldn't even win the princess over. Hell even the DK crew is more series canon now than Daisy and the Wario Bros.

>ntr bowser porn not actually ntr
WTF NINTENDO

>confirms their relationship status for the first time in 40 years
You mean their constant "will they or won't they?" like any other cartoon with a status quo hasn't changed for the entirety of their existence and the only official statement you can make about their relationship that isn't blatant shipteasing is that they are, in fact, good friends that help each other regardless of anything else? Almost as if the nuance of their relationship is completely lost on sex-minded midwits who only see heterosexual pairings as an excuse for sex and nothing else?

>>716489053
Okay take a bath dude. I can smell you through the screen

>>716489132
maybe that's just your playstation melting in the background, because as far as I'm aware smell-o-vision isn't a thing yet

>>716489028
Daisy was in the latest mainline game.

>>716488260 (OP)
did you just laugh at imaginary character for not having digital dick in unrendered vag

>>716489262
>Super Mario 3dlandworldremakolslop wonder mainline
This rate any 2d mario game is is basically just maker fangames.

>>716488551
>to save that ungrateful bitch.
You'd have thought he'd learn after Mario 2, but noooooo.

>>716489383
holy fucking esl

>>716489434
Forgot the period at the end there, hombre.

>>716488260 (OP)
when did nutendo hire DEI tranny consultants working for capcom?

>>716489132
I'm not the only malding that Nintendo has not officially confirmed that the cartoon plumber is fucking the fantasy princess as if that's some woke nonsense.

>>716489383
Saar do not redeem the Mario canon

Always was, the princess is in another castle is a cuck story represneting a girl that can't stop partying while her husbands looks through all of her boyfriends address

lmaoing at tendies
THIS is your hero

>>716489517
Seriously, wash yourself

>>716489526
You forgot it again, hombre.

>>716489434
>>716489526
>esl calling another a esl.
Pajeets and mongs can’t nuke themselves soon enough.

>>716488260 (OP)
nintendies cannot stop losing
>but my favorite corporation made lots of money selling junk!
you must be so proud, simp

>>716488260 (OP)
But she said she wanted to marry Mario in that 20 year old Super Mario RPG flash animation

>>716489779
>NDS symptoms unprovoked
I'm afraid it's inoperable

>>716488502
meds now

>>716488352
Let's a go fight for women's rights!

LIKE MARIO AND PRINCESS BITCH

>>716488260 (OP)
When the fuck did Peach help Mario out outside kart racing?

Someone post the music video.

>mario confirmed friend zoned
>will never feel dat sweet peach slowly sliding up his gabagool until he gababusts
>cucked by a dinosaur
What about Luigi? Is he who she really whipping it out for?

>>716490126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK21eO-tPDw&list=RDEK21eO-tPDw&start_radio=1

>>716490161
Peach Loves Waluigi because she hates manlet

>>716488260 (OP)
let me guess link and zelda have just been friends for 40 years too? i'm already preparing to boycot the zelda movie when they cuck link

>>716488260 (OP)
Filia from Skullgirls, is a future Mario’s descendent

if even my god damn childhood heroes can't be happy, what fucking hope is there for me??
just kill me now, pete

>>716490251
Peach loves Wario because he's a rich fat ugly bastard.

>>716488260 (OP)
>good friends who help each other out whenever they can
So they're just friends with benefits then.

>>716489689
projecting are we saar?

>>716490287
they specifically chose an actress who has a black boyfriend

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZeR-vxREvw&pp=ygUJaGV5IG1hcmlv
Truly a prophetioc song. Peach should be stoned to death.

>>716490287
Correct. Zelda wants Ganondorf, but Ganondorf is too much a power hungry autist to see through Zelda's advances and would only find her to be annoying as shit to deal with. So Zelda cries and vents her age by being gay for Saria like that 20 something year old newgrounds animation implied.

>>716489729
>esl calling another a esl
it's like troll shielding, they do it in hopes it will make them not look like ESLs
it's sad really

Peach is a PEDOPHILE

Mario is literally Bowser’s ass toy canonically

>>716490287
The difference is Link has always had a side piece. Malon, Ilia, Midna, etc. Link ain't no cuck

You guys know there's a difference between being good friends and being "just friends" right?

>>716490487
white human male here
Bowser is my ass toy canonically

Good. Fuck nintendo anyways. The movie was absolute atrocious. Total abuse. Nothing but abuse mario and shit on him, the movie. Not even a singular character arc or anything.

Like 2 hours of just "LOL MARIO SHORT" and every character saying it as gets the absolute shit beat out of him.

Why any of you faggots still give a fuck about anything nintendo is mystery for the ages.

>>716490534
You forgot both fish princesses my dude. Both actually wanted to go as far as marry Link.

KEK, TENDIES IN SHAMBLES

>>716490741
The Fairies and Gerudo woman lusted for Link too. Hell even the shopkeeper in Skyward Sword wanted to polish both of Links Swords.

>>716490534
>Malon
>side-piece
That’s a funny way of saying WINNER
You think Miyamoto would let his favorite from OoT just be the backup plan?

>>716490534
>>716490741
>>716490852
Wasn't there a zelda game were even the guys wanted to fuck link or some shit?

>>716488260 (OP)
So... bowser plapplapplaping mario out of peach head is now canon?

>>716490852
Yuri lust all elf

>>716490638
I’m Jewish loser

The ending of Mario Odyssey is literally Peach turning Mario down
Why is anyone surprised by this

>>716488260 (OP)
so Wario-Chad finishes last

>Luigi
Has a mansion, successful business, rich princess girlfriend
>Wario
Definitely gets bitches, stinking rich
>Waluigi
He's just some guy that likes to play tennis
Why did Mario draw the short straw

>>716491338
He's the player self-insert

Mario is for obese black woman with jumping boots

>>716491557
based Big Birtha enjoyer.

>>716491338
Luigifag...Luigi canonically got the shitty rank D "mansion"

peach is like 30cm taller than mario . do you really think she would date mario even if he keeps saving her life?

>>716488953
that's incredibly cute

Lol, lmao even

Honestly I guess peach is just built for bbc. Not that it matters. They're just video game characters for people of all ages to enjoy, so delving into their sexual relationship is not important

>>716491801
Also rich princess girlfriend is non canon to the 3d world and at best only in 2d plane and party games.

>>716488260 (OP)

Fucking hell even Amy is Sonic's simp. That is a way better dynamic considering he selflessly does heroic shit all day and night.

Mario just looks like a pathetic loser now.

>>716492048
>Fucking hell even Amy is Sonic's simp.
Not since Sonic boom onward.

>>716492086
Boom isn't in the continuity, and the Generation changes are just Ian being a faggot.

>>716492190
Sonic Forces.

>>716492190
>>716492243
Guess who guys didn’t play sonic frontiers. Also next sonic movie a dead giveaway

>>716492243
>>716492334
>post more games where Ian was being a faggot
>Movie (USA)

>>716492048
>>716492086
>>716492190
>>716492243
>>716492334
Silly bitches, Amy got a boyfriend in Dark Brotherhood which came out before all this.

>>716492410
>Last sonic game Amy simped for Sonic offcially was Sonic 06
Time to let her go anon. Even Sonic himself never gave a shit about her to begin with, it's the best for both parties they just remained friends who are strong and independent

>>716492048
Mario the mustached plumber is actually a loser? no way!

>>716492546
Well one anon said 'since Boom', and she was a simp in that as well, she never showed up in Lost Worlds or Colors, she was looking and simping in Unleashed which came directly after 06, As far as Frontiers go, she was too preoccupied being trapped in cyberspace to simp.

Plus you also ignore Vanilla Generations which still has her doing lite simping.

You're being a faggot, and so is Ian with the pre-mentioned changes to Generations and I hope he gets replaced.

Let's a go watch Bowser and Peach from the a cuck shed!

>>716492703
Nice reddit spacing troon visitor.

>>716492703
Really gotta get out of the denial phase anon. It’s better for your health.

>>716492842
>>716492894

Nice rebuttals, candyass roodeypoos.

Know your place when talking about sonic lore with me.

Get raped, rapey.

Now I'll space twice as hard, tongue my ass niggers.

>>716488260 (OP)
I never saw them as anything. He's a hero/plumber saving his queen again and again, it's like he's a contractor simply doing his job.

>>716492943
At least post THE tails image here on your way out of the very least. One job anon, ONE FUCKING JOB!!!!

>>716492943
You’re in the anger phase now that’s a nice progress

>recent idw comics which are canon has Amy blatantly simping for Sonic
>in Frontiers her whole future motivation is literally because out of her simping

*my fags are the literal worst, my god.

>>716493052
>le funne bench xD

>ONE JOB!!!

And THE image should be TGT not just the front cover of a risque scat toddlercon comic, that no one really wants to risk vacation for.

>>716488260 (OP)
Are you new? Been that way from the start. Peach even rejects him at the end of Odyssey, if you want a more recent example.

>>716493145
>Sonic Comics
Welcome back Ken. Also clearly didn't play Frontiers.

>>716493194
Peach is gay

>>716488636
>Did the fat manchild loser who had to gaslight his son into thinking he scored with the woman who hates him win?
No.

>>716493185
Wrong answer tourist.

>>716493232
Her whole motivation is still love for Sonic at the end of the day.

>>716493185
Considering you use the black guy word you shouldn’t care to begin about vacations to begin with

>>716493232
Frontiers and comics are written by Ian. You are actually and factually wrongtarded.
>>716493414
>literally mention 2b1f and TGT
>>le forgot TGT ,';^)
Anyways...

>>716488260 (OP)
How the fuck is this News retard. It has been a thing since the early 90s with the cartoon

>>716488260 (OP)
>even your most cherished fictional childhood heroes mario and link find it impossible to get a gf for the past 40 years despite being some of the most iconic characters in all popular media and raking in their corporation billions year after year
WE ARE LIVING IN LITERAL HELL

>>716493492
Love for sonic as a friend and her to be dependent on herself, just like the modern woman. Like i said, you didn't play Frontiers unless it was the nip cut for something.

>>716493530
>saving and posting a scat toddler comic is on par with saying a word
You are actually retarded and raped, you have my pity.

>>716492546
>Even Sonic himself never gave a shit about her to begin with
Nigger what? In the Sonic X comic he agrees to take her out for a date.
>B-but he lost a bet with Knuckles
Despite Eggman's constant attempts to ruin it, Sonic tells Amy that he enjoyed the night, even suggesting that he might've enjoyed it enough for a second date. He also saves her from drowning, despite his deep fear of water. There's also the choice in Chronicles to confess to Amy that he's romantically interested in her.

>>716493576
go away dobson

>>716490025
>woman driver helping ANYTHING

>>716493550
And Ian took inspirations from Ken Penders pre Echidna's
>>716493662
>Sonic X
rofl

>MARIO IS A FUCKING SIMP KEK U GUYZ
>thread made up of shitposters, sonic autists, and NTRtroons

>>716493732
So we agree that Ian and the work he's associated with in the Sonic space, is a glorified localization effort and that the dynamics between the characters have been changed because of it?

>>716493613
All of which she is doing for love for Sonic.

>>716493630
Considering you’re about to get the vacation anyway you may as well go out while you’re at it because after the racism outside of B isn’t allowed on this advertiser friendly site

>>716493725
Hey it's fiction, it can happen!

>>716493870
>announcing a report like a baby
Cry me a river.

>>716493732
>>716493825
Sonic was a bad ip to begin with so even more hillarious you retards are having a Chris Chan level spat contest like if it were some Liquid Chris saga spats.

>>716493965
spat?

>>716488260 (OP)
> Peach: Oh Mario isn't my lover, he's just a friend that saves my life all the time. I only reward him with making a cake.

>Daisy: I commissioned a statue of me dancing with my boyfriend because I love him.

Are you guys ready for Mario and Pauline's new romance?

It's like nobody sees the trend with nintendo doing the opposite of what their fans enjoy

>>716493917
Enjoy your vacation regard is my friend from the funny robot site

>>716488709
>>716488964
>Mario is a simp
>Bowser is an incel
>Peach is an egirl
>Toads are her orbiters
Holy shit it all makes sense how.

>>716488636
I guess you could say Bowser did win, since 2002 with Sunshine

>>716488260 (OP)
It's a political theater (literally in the case of Super mario 3).
Mario go there, defeat bowser, all is well, then they all go to the toadstein island to play tennis.

>>716494030
Sorry spit. Regardless it's still a spat since spat is past tense, anyway at least getting some amusement out of you two what was once a mario thread.

>>716488260 (OP)
Cucked by the BBC (Big Bowser Cock)

>>716494127
>regard is my friend
Ah, he is be doing much needfuls than.
>>716494174
No, you'd want to say "spitting contest", as in it's happening now. You wouldn't say "pissed contest".

This thread is really highlighting ESL trolling.

>>716494252
Least your grammar got better by the hour, hombre.

They should just introduce a bf character for peach. I'm picturing a dark tanned Spanish guy with a rapier

>>716488551
Daisy has been the better leading lady for quite some time haha

>>716494342
The
absolute
irony.

>>716494252
No shit because this thread is nothing pajeet Mario fans, and now sonic fags.

>>716494342
>>716494451
>Esl continuing to another esl a esl
What do Nintendo and Sega have in common? Only autist and browns care for their games.

>>716494404
>>716493194

>>716488636
Mario lost
Bowser lost
Mario&Bowsette won

>collect coins
>chase women
>get friendzoned
>repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK21eO-tPDw

>>716494620
>continuing to another
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN RETARD?

>>716488632
>>716489028
They need to put Daisy in Luigi’s Mansion 4, Luigi is scared of a lot of things. But he ain’t afraid of showing he loves Daisy.

>>716494157
I must breed futa hylian wife

>Thread mostly of Mario vs Sonic schizos going after one another
At least my boy DK still has Candy.

>>716494157
>not having the example from Nintendo that absolutely mindbroke people
Mediocre effort

>>716489383
Are you okay there anon?

>>716494246
Bowser’s thick steaming hot wad sliding down Peach’s delicate silky smooth porcelain white inner thigh…

>>716494746
You tell me since you wrote it in order to continue bumping this clearly near death thread for attention

>>716494806
DK could creampie a 10/10 kongess, people will still seethe about the design.

>>716488260 (OP)
>Mario left this to chase after some flat blonde bimbo that uses him

>>716494930
He will probably go back to her.

>>716494892
You would follow, 'continuing' with a verb- e.g. 'continuing to sperg' would've sufficed. In your case 'continuing to bump'.
>>*nearly dead
>page 1
kill yourself.

>>716490487
There is a piece of equipment in SMRPG where Bowser tosses Mario as a weapon

>>716494930
She might be his cousin now if we're going with the idea that Jumpman and Lady were different characters and the original Donkey Kong is Cranky Kong. At least, I feel that's the simplest way to make any fucking sense of this clusterfuck.

>>716494774
Tomboy body type…

>>716488260 (OP)
>does literally everything right his whole life
>saves the princess, defeats bowser, wagies like a good goy earning his boss billions starring in video games, television and movies for 40+ years
>can't get a gf
who the fuck is nutendo trying to appeal with this demoralizing tranny friendzone shit?

>>716495001
Damn man, you’re starting to fall apart after being called out for your schizoid post

>>716488260 (OP)
It's official
Mario really is Mr Gay

>>716494850
Are you? Every Mario fan knows all 2d games after Yoshi Island is non canon party tier to make money with non stop SMB3 spamming.

>>716494930
God, did they really need to make her so sexy and busty?

At least Diddy and Dixie will always be a thing.

Did you reget it?

>>716492048
>Fucking hell even Amy is Sonic's simp.
Hasn't been in awhile, actually, she's just the sweet girl with a badass side now. Also she likes telling fortunes with tarot cards. You remember that from the classic era? Ian Flynn does! It's all Amy's about now when she's not girlbossing with her hammer!

>>716495093
Yeah, that’s a little weird

You just don't ask what rich people do in a world with transformation magic and all this shit.

Why would Nintendo confirm this after we just got this weird version of Pauline, that just so happens to have Mario's mannerisms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK21eO-tPDw
>Luigi was right all along

>>716495398
Yep, Mario gets Pauline. Peach is for Bowser.

>>716491179
Wario gets PAID

Mario gets friendzoned

>>716495398
Depends which Nintendo we're talking about here. I wanna see a Japanese article about this entire shit show before I can even get any final verdicts. For all I know this is just more Nintendo of America shenanigan's than from the horses mouth back in Japan.

>>716492086
Too bad Amy is all about Tarot Cards and being a motherly figure now

>>716495398
>>716495565
It’s clearly supposed to be a statement from the Mario movie and that’s about it. Also, princess peach is confirmed gay for the sequel spoiler alert which I don’t care about leaking info about the fact

>>716495398
>Donkey Kong is referred to as being a young kong in the first hour of Bananza
It's a prequel, retard.

>>716495642
And soon to be being better than Sonic in every way for the next film by clowning on him. Days of true damsel in distress are forever gone.

>>716495490
And Donkey Kong Bananza takes place in the future.

>>716495832
>Days of true damsel in distress are forever gone
Sub bros won.

>>716495176
Isn’t they black coded?

>>716495642
>>716495832
>Gets rid of Amys lust for sonic for being a le strong independent woman and becoming eventual Rey Skywalker (formally Nobody) of the Sonic Universe.
>Gets rid of Rogues bat tits power puff girls reboot style and fem fatale personality.
May as well make Tails into a femboy now while you're at it.

>>716496084
>He doesn't know about the the time they were considering into making Tails into a girl Samus Aran style for the second Adventure Game

>>716494157
I love that Rex one. When did he change into such a GigaChad?

>>716490425
Based

>>716496204
>Spoiler info
Qrd? I hope you're actually just lying because ngl, that's something I could see Yuji Naka would've pulled if he had the chance.

>>716495818
>Trust me bro, DK was a toddler during the rare era!!!
yeah i'm not buying into that.

>>716488260 (OP)
>FUNNY TRENDING NEWS
this shit was already known
>LE SIMP
holy fucking shit go back to 2016

Donkey Kong Bananza is a sequel to Super Mario Odyssey.

>>716496754
>New Donk City in SMO
>Donk City in Bananza
Yeah...

>mario is officially a simp now
>not even a cuck, who at least got some action somewhere before, but no, straight to simp degredation
this is the most humiliating shit I have heard in a long time lmao

>>716495398
It was always obvious to everyone that Peach likes getting drilled by the humongous turtle dick and now you're surprised?

>>716491959
holy cope, the platformers are one world so wonder canonized luigi's tomboy qt

>>716497009
>now
Always has been. You didn't consider how strange it was that he never hooked up proper after the first few savings?

>>716496918
It's scrolling text on an LCD screen billboard.

>>716497180
No, Bowser's a no-action simp too. Peach is getting dicked by a King Bill-sized dildo because no living creature is big enough to do the job, not even with Kamek's magic and/or a Mega Mushroom powerup.

>>716488352
It's not about being woke, but being overtly kid friendly to a fault.

Why does the tinfoiler side of my brain feel we're in the middle of some Nintendo marketing psy-op meant to write off legacy fans as being crazy? Like this all feels oddly similar to the "Breath of the Wild is the return to form for Zelda" garbage we were getting pushed.

>>716497304
Trannies color…

>>716493295
Now you know why the losers here want Bowser to fuck Peach. They self insert as him.

>>716497210
Wonder is a slightly tweaked Mario Maker levels made into a game. But keep telling yourself it's new and original to compare to the 3d games which actually takes leaps and bounds.

>>716497580
>Why does the tinfoiler side of my brain feel we're in the middle of some Nintendo marketing psy-op meant to write off legacy fans as being crazy?
You're overthinking it. They're just overhauling the brand.

>>716488260 (OP)
Forever friendzoned

Peach is built for Big Koopa Cock.

>>716497580
maybe because you're not right in the head and need to take your meds

Erm, what about all the times Peach has kissed Mario? Or invited him over for "cake"?
Checkmate, woketards.

>>716494774
Unintentional errotic Daisy
>>716494806
Candy Kong is a huge whore, so.

>>716498017
Platonic gestures to placate the simp who never asks for more, because those alone are evidently more than enough for him.

>>716494774
Daisy and Luigi is fanfic I mean what in the games indicates it's real other then a Mario kart statue.

>>716492048
Not anymore

>>716495527
Wario knew all along. First you get rich, then you become the NTR master.

Why does Bananza Pauline have Mario's facial structure?

>>716498467
When are you going to kill yourself?

>>716497717
Case in point >>716497880

>>716498297
the team name in Mario Party for Mario and Peach is "Cutest Couple"
team name for Luigi and Daisy is "Steady Sweeties"

>>716498017
>Shows the actual cake at the end of 64
He will never have Peach kisses his mushroom.

>>716498753
>old Mario Party game with terminology that's been rendered null and void by this 2025 statement from the Nintendo app

>Link lets Zelda redecorate his entire house in TotK
Why are Nintendo protagonists such betacucks

>>716498824
Okay.

>>716488260 (OP)
Imagine getting friendzoned for 40 years...

>>716498824
>march in rockstep wisu ze new coporato mandaitaru, gaijin!
Nah. Stop making things lamer, because you think kids are retarded as Communications/Gender Studies faggots think they are.

>>716498870
To reflect on the players that play the games.

>>716498467
maybe because she's a little girl and mario is a rotund babyman

>>716499458
Her facial structure wouldn't change within 5 years, assuming that Mayor Pauline has retained her current appearance since she was 18.

>hey guys, Mario and Peach are "just really good friends" alright? *wink wink*
>Normal person: okay sure Nintendo, I get what you mean
>/v/: MARIO'S A HECKIN SIMP OH NO NO NO KEK KEK KEK

/v/ has somehow gotten even more unbearable and schizophrenic lately.

>>716499654
Why are you such a fucking schizo? What are you getting out of spamming the ever living fuck out of this almost every day, all day, for over a month now?

>>716499654
What would you even seek to gain by being right? The knowledge that you were first to figure out Nintendo is doing retarded fanfiction level twists with their biggest IP for the sake of marketing and generating buzz? That they pissed on 30 years of games pushing Mario and Peach as a thing to make your shortbus ass happy?

>>716499759
Rejection and cuckoldry are the only female interactions the average /v/irgin is familiar with so their entire frame of reference is seen through that scope.

CERTIFICATION SIMP

>>716488260 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OLTN91O8EM

>>716497304
It’s crazy how Nintendo treats Rare’s Legacy better than Microsoft

Mamma mia...

>>716501828
God he’s LITERALLY me….

>>716501828
A lot of us on the right panel…

>>716488260 (OP)
at this point, nintendo should just make mario turn tranny like link. imagine being a 40 year old simp for your highschool oneitis

>>716488709
When you put it like that Mario has become peak comedy

>>716488260 (OP)
She's taller than him, of course she doesn't want to fuck him

>>716488260 (OP)
At this point after odyssey and this why not have Mario move away from the mushroom kingdom and become more of an adventure moving to different kingdoms and fighting other bad guys etc

>>716493669
kys subhuman

>>716502605
Twilight Princess is a dogshit game and BOTW link actually got laid, unlike TP link

>>716488791
>>716490192
>>716488953
AAA Peach games?

I reject that.

So the canon is Mario and Pauline are together they even might have a kid togeather, but Mario keeps trying to get some side pussy anyways.
Is there anything more Italian-American than that? I think not, No.

we always knew this though. he was beta orbiting so hard and the bitch keeps going back to bowser. thats why mario is a hero, he saves her anyway. peach is a villain.

So is Mario a virgin? Finally a character I can relate to!

>>716502605
But BOTW Link even sleeps in the same bed as Zelda and there are a ton of romantic undertones in her diary.

>>716488260 (OP)

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>>716488502
You are aware that posts like this just encourage people like him to continue shitting up threads. He wants attention and not only are you giving it to him, you've named him on an anonymous board. You're literally giving these people the most attention they could possibly be given.

>>716507237
You are aware that posts like those are made by the aforementioned parties to farm engagement from idiots who take the bait. He wants attention and not only are you giving it to him, you've acknowledged he has a notorious alias on an anonymous board. You're literally giving these people the most attention they could possibly be given.

>>716507237
it literally doesn't matter man
I've seen this guy necrobump threads for like 20 hours, he's just gonna talk to himself if no one talks to him
that boy ain't right

>>716488260 (OP)
shamefurr disprray

>>716488260 (OP)
Nintendo is for women now and women find the Mario & Peach pairing to be fucking disgusting because Mario is a gross manlet.

>>716508645
>now
Has been since the Wii.

>>716508645
women love mario and peach, I don't know what you're talking about. half the mario and peach fanart I see are from women.

>>716502917
What’s wrong with taller women dating shorter guys?

>>716491932
Big Bowser Cock?

>>716488390
Br?
U gib moni?
I repot u
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>716509042
It doesn't happen because females are subhuman

actually my dad works for nintendo and he told me personally mario creampies peach long dick style every night and Luigi watches

>>716496268
He's a late bloomer

>>716509558
Why is your father talking about such things with his son?

>>716501828
Oh so thats why Mario is more popular. I see

>>716494152
>Bowser is an incel
Bowser Jr exist dumbass.

>>716509649
He even fucked the house cat, my man say a hole and stick it in it.

>Daisy has a big Luigi couple statue made for them
>DK has a girlfriend
>Bowser has a kid, which means he at least fucked someone
Jesus fucking christ, give modern Wario a single sign of having get some and Mario might have become the most pathetic mascot of all time, all of his rivals have more game than him.

>>716488709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO26RQkfID8
always has been

>>716510147
Wario can get bitches with zero effort, but he genuinely does not care for them when riches are forever faithful and can be obtained in unlimited quantity.

Mario bros, it's so over...

>>716509958
All virgins are celibate, but not all celibates are virgins.

>>716510147
Warioware has a character that is hinted to be Wario's daughter. Even he got laid.

>>716491801
>gay sequel
Meanwhile BASED DOUBLE DASH

Mario lacks the prestigious lineage necessary to marry into a royal family. 'They're just friends' the same way Edward VIII was just friends with Wallis Simpson until he abdicated or King Charles was just friends with Camilla until he divorced Diana.

The chancellery isn't about to let some smelly wop get his pasta sauce all over the royal bloodline when there isn't even a designated heir yet.

>>716488260 (OP)
mariosisters.. we owe the tranny named eric an apology..

>>716513905
Princesses get with non-royals all the time in fiction.

Fucking a female shaped mushroom seems neat until a Toad starts growing on your dick

>>716488260 (OP)
>my personality hinges on whether video game characters are fucking or not.

>>716509558
You mixed up Mario and Luigi, son.

>>716488260 (OP)
This is going to lead to an entire new generation of Peach/Zelda NTR porn and I'm here for it.

>>716488260 (OP)
Marios got better quality bitches. Pauline, Dasiy, and Rosalina to name of a few. That thot Peach is a homewrecking beastiality stockhomle weirdo and needs to be put in a mental home.

>>716490443
>Zelda wants Ganondorf

No she fucking doesnt. She falls for Link in most non canon games. Especially hyrule warriors.

>>716494157
>Bowser has canonically gotten laid
>Waluigi canonically has foreskin
>Probably Mario and Luigi too since he knows you should wash it and why the fuck would parents circumcise only one child
What else interesting lore is there about this series?

>>716514840
Luigi would never betray his obsessively loyal tomboy gf.

>>716490956
No. She doesnt want any of them, she's just a strong independent woman

>>716494930
Forget it, she's a coalburner

>>716515760
Monkey Kong is white coded.

I have a nine year old son, loves Super Mario. Who's he supposed to look up to now?

>>716488260 (OP)
Just like tendies kekypooo!

>>716515897
Rosalina and Daisy

>>716492752
>>716494246
>>716494869
This doesnt mean bowser x peach is canon, you sick fuck sub humans. Shes probably prefers no love interest.

>>716488260 (OP)
We already knew this when Peach cucked him (and Bowser) in Odyssey. The only question is whether he was in a relationship with Pauline.

>>716515897
He should be looking up to his dad, assuming his dad isn't a loser.

>>716495490
>peach is into bowser

Only in porn, incel.

CHADigi...us faithful fans of Nintendo humbly KNEEL...

>>716497880
Mario gets side pieces(pauline, rosalina), its bowser that goes who with no pussy since peach hates his ass.

>>716498870
Link slams Zelda anon in botw/totk anon

>>716494815
That was an alternate version of bayonetta.

>>716495094
Vidya characters having hot girlfriends was pretty common in the 90's but modern woke freaks really hate the idea of hot females in games liking male characters which is why there has been many attempts to write characters out completely (Candy Kong) or remake the entirely into some stronk womyn stereotype (Crash 4).

>>716495074
>At least, I feel that's the simplest way to make any fucking sense of this clusterfuck.
Nah, the simplest way is to have it how Nintendo intended it. Bananza's a prequel to both Odyssey and the OG Donkey Kong. JR isn't around because he hasn't been born yet as far as Country and Bananza are concerned.

>>716505125
They go on a date at the end movie(bowser gets imprisoned and blue balled for all eternity), I guess that's a canon we can see them shipped official?

>>716488260 (OP)
https://youtu.be/vwSYHbdvs8Y?si=RzKFb1VxTRbXvp-3

What do you call "high effort, retarded but funny"? Amusing?
https://youtu.be/rOwZ8_r8UdM?si=HL2Jll8xWzjO-tGR

>>716501051
HE

>>716509071
No, she cucks him too.

>>716516510
Why is Mario trying so hard to disturb a nice peaceful outing with Pauline, her husband, and their child?

>>716488260 (OP)
He always was. His relationship with her never even progressed past her kissing her on the nose.

Meanwhile the absolute CHAD Donkey Kong is canonically getting to pound pic rel every night.

>Nintendo of Japan says there are feelings between Mario & Peach.
>Nintendo of America is to cowardly to do the same.

>>716488260 (OP)
>crying reacts
poor mario

>>716515042
Link gets more porn with Zelda than Bowser and Ganondorf gets with Peach and Zelda respectively, and that's not gonna change because Link is a omnisexual symbol beyond monster and dark overlord ntr fetish.

>>716510147
>give modern Wario a single sign of having get some
Wario is peak Sigma, Mona's practically begging for his dick in the Wario Ware games but sadly Wario is entirely money sexual.

>>716488709
>>716516720
How does bowser have so many kids then?
What are Peach and Bowser doing while mario is on World 1-1? Do you think Bowser kidnaps Peach just to wait for Mario to come get her? Something doesn't add up.

>>716515760
>>716515865
Nah, hes like a father big brother protector pet to Pauline

>>716515865
he's a literal gorilla

>>716516937
link & midna > link & zelda

>>716498870
She can decorate my house too if she sits on my dick with that fat ass of hers

Real adults do not care about the status of a fictional character's relationship that's 40 years old.

>>716516510
Ah, because Jr is Dk and teen Pauline's son.

>>716488260 (OP)
Great. Glad we can confirm that all tendies are cu*ks

>>716517008
Bowser is prolly a magical creature that asexually reproduces. Kidnapping Peach is just a hobby for him and does nothing to her because hes into beating Mario to prove his superior than knocking boots with Princesses

>>716492546
You think that Amy wasn't simping to Sonic in Generations, faggot.

>>716517161
No Pauline doesn't fuck gorrillas.

>>716517156
what are you doing on an internet forum discussing children's television toys for?

>>716488260 (OP)
They wanted Nintendo players to feel represented.

>>716489383
Holy shit, he broke.

>>716517025
And an upstanding one. A leader and pillar of his community.

>>716495168
Super Mario Land came out before Yoshi's Island.

>>716517564
He has transcended his blackness and become an honorable aryan, like Carlton

>>716490025
Paper Mario 1 and 2. M&L Paper Jam.

>>716517279
...Anymore.

>>716488260 (OP)
Did NoJ say that or NoA? That determines whether or not I give a shit about this statement.

>>716517469
Dorks gotta quit thinking they got no options and leave chicks like this. Self respect goes a long way.

All Nintendo women consort with beasts. This is Japan we're talking about.

>>716516890
it's been 40 years nigger. your gay ship is not happening let it go. mario is a simp

>>716488260 (OP)
I can't believe it Mario officially simp and friendship?
so definitely almost cuck or not?

>>716494774
Fuck, that see-through silhouette in her nightgown. But yeah, these to come off as the most pair the spares artificial couple to me. I just don't see it when no story ever revolves around these two.

>>716488260 (OP)
Karma for leaving Pauline for that whore. Mario had everything, and he really decided to dump her the moment he got famous just to be friendzoned by a bimbo.

>>716488260 (OP)
How does Peach help Mario?

>>716492546
I agree, they're better as friends as both can't fundamentally be with other people, but the true last time was Forces.

>>716488260 (OP)
so now that 40 years of mario simping is canon, we can expect the next 40 years of peach returning the favor to mario and save his ass out of the messes he makes right?

>>716519334
She already got her "save da man" quota with Super Princess Peach, and a man only gets one of those from a living girlboss goddess like Peach.

>>716518840
It's in the background and only relevant when Daisy is (which is never, but she's most relevant in spinoffs), but when it does show up, it's more out in the open than Mario/Peach. No story revolves around it (because Daisy doesn't appear in stories), but it's been allowed to progress past the point Mario and Peach are stuck at.

>>716488260 (OP)
Based!

>>716488260 (OP)
You really thought a Princess would date some fat plumber?

>>716488260 (OP)
You want the good plumber but you need the bad koopa.

>>716516947
>>716513149
>>716510829
Oh yeah, forgot about Mona, the wario simp. Not sure about the monobrow girl though, since its unclear i wont count though.

Fuck Mario really is the most pathetic of them all.

>40 year old midget plumber cucked by big fat lizard cock
You can't make this shit up

eric must be having a field day

meanwhile Paper Mario is a stud and women profess their love to him constantly

>>716488502
Is this a bot? Hard to imagine an anonymous poster could be worse than the worst tripfag.

>>716522193
Paper Mario and Paper Peach are totally secretly a thing.

She's not going to fuck you, Bowser. Stop coping.

this is controversial to this board
autism is too strong here

Cuked