teio steppin' all over this board

>>716501883
Why does Oguri's grandson get to sleep on a pillow while everyone else has to stay on grass?

It's not worth it to get Urara ready for Arima.

>>716507905
Horses love sleeping in the middle of the day and Oguri is probably comfortable enough with the handlers to let a pillow be put under his head while he's already on the ground.

>One pull in desperate attempt to get McQueen
>TM OPERA O

>>716507529 (OP)
>teio steppin' all over this board

>>716507529 (OP)
I want Teio to step on me.

Uuh excuse me? We were having a moment here? Bitch...

what took so fucking long?

This card is haunting me.
I somehow MLB it before any of the SRs that are good, to say nothing of the SSRs.
I'd say a good 2/3 of my SSR pulls have been this singular fucking card.

Flowerbed

Next banner tomorrow?

everytime I feel like I've finally learned how to fully optimize career mode I end up getting fucked.

>>716508548
It's not a general. I thought about making a thread but then decided to do some chores and stuff instead.

>>716509283
>It's not a general
It literally is.

>>716509316
Nah. Why? Because I say so.

Where you sitting?

Who should I pick for my free 3 star?

>>716509486
8 and I let her give me drugs.

>>716509596
Suzuka

>>716509486
Most of these are fine. It would depend also on how long the flight is and whether I would try to sleep during it. But maybe 9.

>>716508548
Go back to /vg/. If you're not willing to look at the raw, unfiltered catalog on /v/ every 10 minutes, for entire hours just to find a good thread, you don't deserve to post here.

>>716509486
2. I enlist Goldship to induce the ojousama in front me to do silly dangerous things while Goldship's grandma seethes saltily about me enabling her granddaughter.

>>716509596
If you want meta, Maruzensky. If you want utility Oguri.

>>716509596
Rice Shower.

>>716509486
2.
What way when Daiwa turns to yell at Vodka her massive tits are in my face

Do I want anime Teio/Mcqueen?
I just get 3k quartz
thats like 20 rolls

>>716509486
9 is highest probably to get laid.

>>716509929
not really, just save until you can do the 200 pulls and pity choose a character you want later.

>>716509486
rolling?
personally I like window seat so 1 or 8

>>716509486
10 but then the flight turns into a substory quest

>>716509486
6 with the literal who guys

>>716507529 (OP)
How do you guys fall for gacha?
I played the game for like 3 days at work and the gameplay loop of raising your horse already became incredibly annoying. Just spam training, go to sleep winning in the race is complete luck. Sometimes you only get like 1 day in between story races and get fucked.
The 3 star robot horse didnt do any better than the other ones, after getting a couple C rank horses I just uninstalled

If I'm gonna use 1 wit card in my deck, should I use mlb sunday or 0lb fine motion?

>>716509486
5 all the way

>>716510287
you only play it when you take a shit

>>716509486
2. From experience, I like having conversations with people I'm sitting next to even if it's one sided unless it's sleep time.

Horses smell disgusting.
You'll all drop the game the second you're close to a horse in person.

>>716510428
You can't do that with career. I tried. Still lots of button pushing to skip shit.

>>716510625
dont have to finish it
just finish it on the next shit or piss

>>716508158
SORE
WA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8

>>716509486
6 so I can learn some cool horse lore from those two.

>>716510287
>winning in the race is complete luck
genuine skill issue

>>716510612
That just makes me respect their trainers and handlers more

does taiki shuttle work as a front runner

>>716509596
Follow your heart, meta chasing is pointless

>>716510612
I'd imagine they smell a lot better when they're groomed properly because they're worth millions of dollars, and not some crummy barnyard horse

>>716509596
Silence or Zensky are solid for their styles.

>>716509486
Sitting with my daughter and imouto in 5

>>716510612
they smell better than cows at least

>>716511081
horses are poop monsters that doesn't seem to have any control over their bladder
they'll shit everywhere anytime

Got my first onsen with Suzuka
Who was your first?

>>716511081
Nah they smell the same. It depends more on how often they clean the stalls and even then it depends on how far away the poop pile (where poop is taken) is.

>>716510394
For whatever reason, if the art is detailed enough (and I like the style) I often find the girl attractive even if her chest is flat. For less detailed art I generally prefer them to be cowtit size.

>>716511313

>>716511313
Haven't gotten an onsen ticket yet. I do take quite a long time with each career, so I haven't played more than a dozen yet.

>>716511313
Kamu kamu

>>716511313
On my current account, Haru earlier today

>>716510287
People have different tolerance levels for these things.
But yeah as someone who doesn't play gacha games and only picked this up because of the anime, I'll drop it soon as well. I played enough to get a good deck + Kitasan, did all the story of all the girls, and I'll only log in to roll for free pulls and do the story every season and that's about it, I probably won't be getting any of the new girls unless I get lucky but I can't bring myself to keep playing this for 1 hour every day past the first month.

>>716511638
>current account
???

>>716509486
2 is surrounded by milkers on 3 sides while 5 is flat fuck heaven

>>716511313
My first was Creek. I've had x1 Creek and 2x Suzuka
>The mommiest mommy and the flattest flat
It feels based ngl

>>716511313
I got experimented on in the bath.

>>716511706
Both Rice and Haru Urara seem borderline medium though. I mean there's something to grab there, even if they are small. The real flat fucks are Manhattan, Suzuka and McQueen

>>716511313
Bakushin. I have gotten her three times, and no one else.

Don't forget that Urara is a fit and athletic girl too.

>>716511313
I've only gotten one onsen ticket so far, for Super Creek. And everything was lining up perfectly to go on the trip with her at the end, winning every single race, having good stats, etc., etc. Then I get to the URA Semis and she completely falls apart.

>>716511898
Isn't Manhattan bust size canonically average?

>>716511968
What's the implication here? That umas were bred to be smaller like dogs?

>>716512194
The original design sheet had her at 81 or something like that
Then she got released at 73. So her final, canon version is a flatty

>>716512194
Manhattan (A cup) is just merely above Suzuka and McQueen (both AA cup)

>>716509596
cap as in peak. she can do almost everything
turf, dirt
mile, medium, long

>>716511591
SAY HER NAME

>>716512673
munchy crunchy fruitcakes desu

>>716512507
Thats my yokel wife!

>>716511313

Be careful out there. You never know what kind of Umamusume there could be roaming in the streets.

>>716512329
good to know they improved her design

>>716512673
Matikanefukukitaru

>>716513132
>need to train my silence suzuka
>mood down after mood down
>tissue
I fucking hate silence suzuka career stupid bitch stop being so depressed

>>716507529 (OP)
my hotwife!

>>716512194
>>716513132
So much dfc in this franchise...

What is super creeks fucking problem?

underrated

>>716513903
built

>>716511313
Daiwa Scarlett
I want to impregnate her tits

Haru and her girlfriend

>>716514087
Haru is elderly, might get 10 more years with really good TLC, attentive vet care, and good luck.

>>716511313
Nature
I've managed a few other hot springs wins since then, so I'm glad the first one was with my favourite uma

>>716509486
3 to french kiss Scarlett while Vodka gives me a blowjob

>>716514403
Her ear socks are very cute.

>>716513959
don't say that.
you're right

Man, I've been having a lot of fun for the past few hours crafting an isekai story in my head "inspired" by uma where a top 10 player of an animal girl racing/raising sim that isn't P2W gacha slop is magically transported into the game universe and picks the most retarded low tier animal girl with the goal of doing a one-shot full domination run using forbidden knowledge and foresight, because why wouldn't you want to play on hard mode?

>>716511313
Do the towels have holes for their tails?

>>716508204
Hot giantess art, but the face seems out of character.

>>716510287
Nigga, mobile games are the kind of game you play while you're wageslaving, taking a long shit, or cigarette break. You're not supposed to grind it like a MMO

>>716511313
My daughterwife

>>716509486
9
Fukukitaru seems like a fun goofball.
Also Agnes would be peeping back behind her seat to talk too.

>>716508147
I can't believe Bakushin would just flat out tell Urara she's not raceially viable.

>>716509687
>It would also depend on how long the flight is

>Your trainee had trouble breaking out of traffic.

She won.

>>716515472
how do you grab the damn cuties I always fail.

>>716509486
3 and I kick the shit out of the seat in front of me

Is there ever a reason not to feed these fat fucks at every opportunity?

>tired of getting boxed in
>fuck it, 3 speed 2 power 1 stamina
>actually get a new record on Rudolf
Damn, so that's what I was missing. Too bad I can't do any more runs because I ran out of daily guest borrows but good to know.

>>716515472
>giant cuties

> single-handedly revives interest in horse racing just by being a fucking prick

I want to bakushin bakushin's bakushins

>>716515743
If she's already full energy I don't risk it.

>>716507529 (OP)

Sex with Bakushin!

Keepable roll?

>your horse types out an entire novel to level up her skill she never uses

alright one more run today for those 150 carets, give me a character and deck.

>>716516068
There's now Wife Baukshin art...

>>716515743
I would argue the only reason to hold them back is if you're already at near full energy because then it's not worth the 10% risk of the Slow Metabolism debuff (cannot gain speed). While unlikely, I'd rather not waste a turn curing it if I'm already good on energy.

>>716515743
If I'm at 20 or less from full I take the lesser option.

>>716516068
>wanting to skin to peel right off your dick

>>716515370

>>716516503
oh shit i'm sorry

Fug

>>716515913
perky
>>716516084
looks good

>>716514754
Good boy

>>716516724
Thanks anon.
Now I can finally have fun.

Never let your dreams be dreams

>>716516661
this is why i take focus on fronts and pacers every time nowadays

I like TM Opera
I like Bakushin
I like NTR
I like Tamamo Cross

Rate my tastes

>>716515626
>first attempt
always go for first or second uma, first doll generally has a better chance of winning
>second attempt
try to go for second first instead of first one
>last attempt
always go for second or third, never try first one, personnaly i had more chance winning dolls with the third position

>>716516580
Sorry for what?

>didnt get Kitasan Black
>lose and interest in playing the game
I have energy to do career runs but it feels like what even is the point. Without better cards playing through career won’t really significantly improve your horses.

I thought trainers were not allowed to enter dorms...

>>716517114
Just borrow it or quit, then. Or farm the gems to complete the spark.

>>716507529 (OP)
she will never step again

Never Ever

>>716509486
7, Symboli will defend me from Teio and let me use her lap to sleep on

>finally get this done
>Special Week
>FUUUUUUUUU

Any good art of thr girls as centaurs with big meaty horsepussies?

>>716508158
Thats a win.

>>716509486
rollan for peace and quiet

>>716516794
wbbs

>>716517114
Don't be so hard on yourself. It could always be worse. At least you aren't me lol.
>I don't even know what it's like to make it past silver

Best way to farm event?

>>716517507
>Sexual Week
very based indeed

>>716511313
I've only gotten it once for my KINGU. You would think I'd have at least one from all the Bakushinfarming I've done.

>>716512476
>Teio bigger than B
What?

This game gives me digimon world PTSD where you train your asshole to have more stats than your opponent, but then it just fucks around during the actual fights and dies to shit with much lower stats. Here's the digimon equivalent of rice shower.

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

>>716517913
Shouldn't you be in a nintendo thread or something?

>>716517715
Bro why would you even play this and not reroll?

>>716517860
It's an approximation. Also, Japan uses metric cupsizes which are a bit smaller. So, a Japanese C is smaller than an American or European C.

>>716517913
Spark farming is giving me Pokemon IV breeding PTSD.
But at least career is more fun than biking back and forth

https://files.catbox.moe/100xg2.jpg

>>716517913
>get rice shower from the random 3* ticket
>constantly hear horrror stories about her career
>hold off on playing hers until i build up a better legacy roster and card library
>finally get into it
>it's perfectly smooth the whole way through, she demolished everything, GOAT and a high B+
>do two other runs for stamina spark farming, also no issues even without tazuna as a crutch
i feel like i got tricked somehow

>>716518414
>no balls
gay

>>716509486
seat 3 and make the two of them get into a competition on who can make me cum the fastest

BUT I HAD 2 CIRCLES IN STAMINA WHAT THE FUCK

>>716518758
Shit happens, my Suzuka got overtaken by a Vodka in a G3 earlier.

>>716518141
I don't really have an answer for you. I don't think re-rolling can save me. Its not fun with default horses, but you can't win without dumping all the free carots into support cards so I tried to do an even split.

Meh maybe it will be okay in the long run... Maybe I can still get lucky. Eventually. I don't know. /shrug

The green hat girl is secretly an um

>didn't know what I was doing when I first started
>speedmaxxed and won every race in career with retard Bakushin
>actually trying to pay attention and play the game properly now
>can't win a single goddamn career mode
This bothers me like you wouldn't believe, I don't even like Bakushin all that much.

>>716518758
Winning Ticket has a couple races that put you against juiced up Narita Taishin and Biwa Hayahide. Also, heavy ground greatly increases stamina consumption.

>>716519014
umazing girl! :)

>>716519269
god I want to impregnate my daughter-wife so bad.
Then cuddles

Do guys think its worth swiping just to buy the daily 50 carat horse or card pulls?

>>716511313
Gold Ship. she kidnapped me... again.. and possibly drugged me, who knows what else went on

>>716519269
How can a horse this fat run?

>>716519421
Nigga I have all B+s and I barely feel like playing.

>>716513021
future anime protag

>>716519421
That shit adds up quick and you're more likely to be disappointed so no.

>>716519481
Good training and a custom-made bra

>>716519421
Is it "worth it"? No, the prices are way too high, fuck them.
You can do it if you want to support them and keep the game alive though.

>>716518619
You passed the Tenno Sho stam check

>>716517114
i just borrow a max lvl one every time

>>716519586
They usually pick horses with underdog stories for protags

>"Winning" Ticket

>>716519741
Secretariat or Sea Biscuit when?

>>716519140
the secret is to train stamina more than not at all

>>716519775
those are trainer-san's semen tissues btw

>>716519775
She needs the tissues to wipe away her tears.

>>716519775
lol what was her reaction to them?

>>716519805
give me Red Rum. do you think they will add steeplechase races later?

How long till we get Mambo

>>716519878
kek literally this >>716519868

>Rerolled for Kitasan LB2
>Played a bit, liked the game and even joined a guild.
>Bought the monthly too after much deliberation
>Cygames gives out a bunch of jewels and I decide to do a few more cheeky rerolls
>Ended up with a MLB Kitasan + FM + Creek reroll account

Bros but my progress...
I already spent money on my main account too...

>>716519965
Let it go

>>716519951
a little less than a year

>>716519962
She was one of the last ones I did and was too tired to watch her story parts. I'm tempted to do another run to see how she reacts to everything.

>>716520039
Leggo

>>716516008
hehe

>>716519867
The real definition of gluing your umas.

Can you read the card text while you build you decks, or do you really need to switch back to your card list for that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg

why is Gurasu singing in this disgusting westoid language?

I have a 3 star dirt Haru and I'm not sure how to use her as a parent since she has awful affinity with everyone else.

The timing of Haru's races seems to be fucking me up
I have to get to 40k fans for the first skill upgrade threshold, but before that point there are only podunk races that dont give more than 2000 fans at a time, with several being closer to 1000
Was i really supposed to waste all those turns in the classic year on these piddly races to do this?

>>716520245
Hold down left mouse button over a card to see its details

>>716520245
try click an hold

>>716519962
I love my moody wife

>>716520245
>Long click card to examine them
>Long click horse portraits to examine them

>>716513837
she just doesn't like playing fair
the thrill of getting an unfair advantage excites her

>>716509486
1 or 8
I love my window seat

maybe 1 is better since JCs > JKs

Just started the Urara documentary. What am I in for?

>>716519965
sell the second account

>>716520275
She's from Kentucky, anon.

I love all the dirty and disheveled art of the King, but is there a lore reason?

t. tertiary that doesn't even play the game

>>716509048
I saw your post.

>>716520738
It's somewhat embellished, but it still tells a good story.

>>716520861
gotta start from the bottom with her anon, she want the hard path

Do the levels in stats matter too? I’ve never trained in power but I got a c rank right now. Does it matter if power stays at level 1?

>>716519965
I threw my $20 account and ended up with an account 10 times better than what I had you will not regret it

She really is my Winning Ticket

>>716520861
She's extremely prideful but she's a loser who always comes one step short of fulfilling her ambitions. She acts like someone talented but she's a mediocre hard worker who can barley keep up with her actually talented friends.
Opera is basically her "good ending" version where she talks the talk but also walks the walk. King is Opera if she actually had a wake-up call and lost consistently.

>>716521175
The level is only for the training facility, not the stat itself. All it does is give you more stats when training if it's a higher level.

>>716520861
I don't know the IRL reason but in-game she's shitty at everything but Sprinting and she tries to uphold a a Kingly image despite this and living in her Mom's shadow. Her mom up front constantly calls her to give up and come back home.

You eventually play to her strengths and mellow out both her Kingly obsession and learning to race for herself. Basically she needed a few reality punches to the face.

>>716507529 (OP)
Does this game still has that
>DON'T MAKE PORN OF OUR HORSES
rule/law that artist follow?

>>716520414
Was all that stuff about "wanting to make sure everyone races at their best" which is why she's trying to keep everyone well fed just a PR stunt??

>>716521515
Depends on artists. The good artists who can actually produce some quality stuff stay away out of respect whilst the more shitty r34 ones still make plenty of it.

>>716521585
she's already too big for trainers bro...

Did you know Goldship was born with a brown coat at first and got a gray/white coat when he got older

>>716521815
I did not

>>716507529 (OP)
How do you guys now these trannies didn't keep their cocks?

>support refuses to give gold recovery skill
>career stolen

Got 2 kitasans and a satono finally all at once on my 257th pull after literally nothing the entire time. Finally, holy hell.

>>716521815
Always wondered why he turned from gray to white

i need 50 more pulls for pity am i cooked

>>716521815
Yes, its called greying out.

POP QUIZ: How do you know a grey horse has white markings? (on the face, fetlocks, coat, etc.)

>>716520861
Just play the game and find out. Her scenario is easily the best one out of the ones I've played so far and the true animation for her ability reflects just what kind of girl she really is.

hors...

335 pulls into the banner and this is where i'm at in terms of support cards, i'm gonna try and farm out enough trophies/achievements/stories/real world money to buy carats (i haven't done so yet) to get to another pity kitasan since i doubt my luck will improve at this point and with that at least i'll be able to get her MLB eventually

i did try rerolling a bit more last week but the best thing I got from a few hours of 4 instance rerolling was an account with a 2 limit broken kitasan and a fine motion but i think i'd rather pay a bit if i need to in order to keep everything else than switch to that

also got 16 umas from the giveaways and tickets from hooves so far (only 3 stars are ougiri, silence suzuka, and rudolph though and I had to get el condor pasa with fragments)

>>716522263
Is dressing up as a horse girl the uma version of black face?

>>716521815
All gray horses are born with a darker coat first

>>716522627
No, it's the uma version of dressing up as a horse.

>>716520303
>>716520316
>>716520379
Thanks, I'm a fat retard.

>>716522617
Kitasan comes back in december with double the drop rates if you don't succeed btw, it's no biggie if you can't get her this one. Borrowing until then is more than sufficent.

>>716521708
I'm sure her mum's with her shopping and will pick ones that better fit her.

>>716522065
You can tell grey horses have white markings by shaving the usual areas and checking if there's pink or black skin underneath.

If there's black skin, no white markings. If there's pink skin, there's white markings.

I'm cheating by showing a grey (or """white""" horse to normies) draft horse with a dapple grey pattern since it's much easier to see. This one at least as a snip on its nose.

Most "grey" horses also white out around 10 or so years, with plenty of examples of greying out completely when younger or older. If you see a grey horse that is completely grey'd out, it's probably more then 10 years old.

>>716507529 (OP)
So when Keijo came and went some people wanted to try making it a real thing, sadly it didn't catch on... now I wish someone made track racing with cute girls wearing dresses.

>>716522982
Is there some bigbrain strategy where if even you get a SSR selector or upgrade token, you should actually wait until after the kitasan rerun to actually use the token, just in case you can cap it on the rerun banner instead?

>>716522982
i'm not sure about the pace we'd be getting free carats but considering I've burned through most of the free ones i could get for now that don't involve winning team trials (didn't get the first promotion but I'm barely in the promotion range for this round) i'm not sure if I could get enough to pity it then though

i do need to rejoin a damn club though

>>716523173
That's kind of the reason why I like watching figure skating. Too bad they've ruined it a bit with heightened age limits.

>You have to diversify your pace strategies in trials to get a better score
Naruhodo...

>Just now realizing Tokai Teio(blue) and Toaki Teio(Red) are in fact, the same character.
I thought they were two different horses. kek
Well SHIT. .. FUCK! Welp.. Damnit!
Thought I was getting a cool ice dude and firey nigga, but no.. Shit. I'm retarded. >:C

>>716523345
Eh, I guess when it comes to that I prefer gymnastics, sometimes platform diving, but honestly there has to be some group of crazy young otaku with a thing for running around to try something similar.

>>716523452
I will run 15 pace chasers regardless of what you say

Sexual Week bro, I get it now.

>>716509486
6

>>716511313
I won it for Vodka, but I flubbed her last race in the Finales.....

>>716523173
I can see the appeal of watching people race in pretty dresses but track racing isn't as dramatic as horse racing and it's even a bit of a letdown with stuff like pacers that drop out halfway through a race and the fact that they don't have the same explosive power in their last spurts as horses do.

>>716511313
bakushin on both accounts

>JP players can borrow entire card sets all maxxed out
>global players can only borrow 1 card
What the FUCK

>>716523173
I don't think human running is in the same style as horses

>>716523505
I don't like how the female gymnasts look these days and how the rules enable that. Can't beat the GOAT. Men's gymnastics is cool, though.

>>716523902
That sounds incredibly shit. Is that true? What's the point at all then. Yuck, I hope that never comes to global.

>>716523902
Just wait 4 years bro.

>won arima kinen twice (二回)
>cucked spe-chan every time they raced
>2* lol
why did cygames do this

>>716523452
So the reason that they made so many one and two stars late surgers is to get you to swipe?

>>716511313
Teio out of all chars for god sake

>>716524102
The 1* and 2* characters are mega based. Much easier to get than SSRs.

>>716514087
Cute loser

>>716523950
I met an olympic gymnast while in college. He gave some nice stories about men's olympics. He had no issue mounting a horse but he was horrible at riding one. Basically he couldn't get a read on horses at all.

>>716523950
Half of these moves could turn my nuts into minced meat

I'm still sorta new to this but I do love trainer games. Are support cards basically additional minor dialogue/character choices that aid in the main girl's route?

>>716517761
Stock up the event bonus cards and run bakushin
I can get +140% with a borrowed kitasan and the event cards at MLB
Max speed and wit
clear G1 sprints and miles for skill points and only buy on deep discounts

>>716510287
Is this bait

>Super Creek almost won me the URA Finale for the first time since I started after several weeks ago but could only manage 3rd place in the end
Thank you for believing in me mom horse

>>716523792
>>716523942
A man can dream.
>>716523950
I kinda like a bit of body variation here and there, hell, for some reason I kinda liked Alexa Moreno despite her being a tiny pudgy woman.

Uma MILFs

>>716524434
Support cards do have mini 'side-plots' that the Trainer is involved in which also aids the main horse gril out and most do have dialogue events with choices that determine what sort of aid you get
The gacha element to this game is tied not just to getting more horse girls to train but also different cards of increasing power depending on the rarity of the card and how many duplicates you get of them
The gacha element may be quite loose or ballbreaking depending on if you are interested in more than just clearing the main story for each girl

>>716524434
Support cards have stats on them that boost their effectiveness (increase a stat, increase their specific stat gain, increase stat gain when training together, increase rate at which they show up for their specific stat training, etc), and they also have skills attached to them for the main girl to learn, both from hints during training and possibly from choices in their events

>>716524319
Extremely cute image
>>716524434
Yes. You can get stat upgrades and other stuff from the dialogue; sometimes new skills too. Also, whenever they are at the same training activity as your own uma you get more stat points and the activity may even drain less energy (depending on the card and how much it's been levelled up). Whenever there's an excalamation next the the character image in training she will give a new skill to your trainee if you choose that activity.

>Oguri Cap - Country bumpkin that doesn't know how live up to expectations for her
>Rice Shower - Self-esteem issues but trying to get past that
>Mejiro McQueen - Just trying to live up to her family legacy and the image of a perfect ojou-sama
>Haru Urara - Wants to have fun with everyone but has no talent
>Daiwa Scarlet - Committed to an ideal image of herself but realizes that's not quite what she wants
>Special Week - Wants to honor her mothers by winning
>Silence Suzuka - Talented af but worries about how her actions alienate and hurts others
>Taki Shuttle - Gaijin farmgirl that's just enjoying her dream. Seriously, was there actually a personal conflict here?
>Tokai Teio - Brat that thinks she's entitled to be just like her hero
>King Halo - Rebel that wants the world to acknowledge her for who she herself is and puts on the airs of a king so they'll see her as first-rate
>Grass Wonder - Deeply competitive girl who wants to surpass the strong ones she respects
>El Condor Pasa - Wants to be special and do good by her spic legacy
>Bakushin - Head empty, only BAKUSHIN. Trainer is always right and definitely not deceiving and taking advantage of you.
There's definitely a theme of expectations running them.

Does Maruzensky have another outfit? She's pretty cool!

>>716524853
She gets a swimsuit later

Uma pervs

Fucking agnes digital is gonna be my first lv 50 card at this rate

>>716524853
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/100402-maruzensky
Is coming in the foreseeable future

>>716523345
Yes officer, this post right here.

>>716524785
What happens on Shuttle's story? Nothing?

>>716523983
They're rental decks and only contain cards that were meta like 2-3 years ago, so none of the current meta cards available now and very outdated by current meta standards. It's mainly for new players.

I don't get the appeal.

There's no gameplay beyond pressing a button and watching them run. That's the sort of shit you skip in most games since RNG already determined the outcome the moment you hit start. Why the fuck does anyone play this shit?

>>716525153
It's a nice modern VN training game with decent animation and music

>>716525153
Cute girls
I'm lonely
Real women scare me

>>716525025
Your entire goal for her career is to help her win Uma of the Year by doing mile/sprint races. It's really simple but not that offensive. Suzuka kinda, very loosely, becomes a rival leading up to the last race.

>>716525153
Troubles resolving differences in opinion are an early sign of autism, have you consulted a doctor?

>>716524663
What could you realistically do in this situation? I don't want to be a homewrecker.

>>716524102
tachyon, vodka, bakushin, and condor are all legendary and are 1/2 star
sometimes you gotta lay out some freebie bait

>>716525153
I like training them and seeing them race, simple as

Who is the bigger loser - Haru or Zippy?

>>716525346
who?

>>716525153
>Why the fuck does anyone play this shit?
horses are cute.

>>716525153
Never played Princess Maker?

>Japanese humor

>>716525153
the gameplay is gambling
you are gambling that you get lucky and get good stats and sparks
then you gamble some more with the actual gacha part of the game
it's gambling within gambling. people like gambling.

>>716524461
Oh yeah I forgot the results, this nets me like 20k a run

So the gist of the game is finishing the career winning ura finals and praying for good sparks?

>>716525346
both are cute

>>716525153
>There's no gameplay beyond pressing a button and watching them run
false premise

>>716525463
it's called risk management

>>716508204
>horse
Patehtic.

>>716525269
i pull out my nintendo switch 2 and we play video games together

>>716525494
And getting good stats/skills for your uma

I wonder if there's overlap between people that play this/related trainer and raising games and shit like Football Manager or F1 Manager

>>716525452
For me it's One Inch of Love

>>716525639
I like EraToho and the original XCOM I guess

>>716525025
big tiddies certainly help with the recoil

>>716525512
i was saying the gambling within gambling is the reason why it's fun, for the record. you do a run and you get some bad luck and you instantly wanna do another run cause maybe next time you'll get lucky and get a +100 speed or whatever.

>>716525639
I play battle brothers, so maybe strategy games

Was that other anon full of shit when he said sprint and mile careers get a lot of advantage with Lone Wolf but medium and long race careers have NPC horses that actually also have lone Wolf?

>>716525512
Gambling is risk management.

>>716525639
Never cared for the sports management simulators but Princess Maker 2 is one of my all time favourites.

>>716525381
American horse who never won a race in 100 races

>>716521815
The Michael Jackson of horses

>>716525557
Why are you posting some furry trash in an uma thread?

>>716525801
No NPC in URA ever has Lone Wolf.

>>716509486
7. I would sit with my wife and daughter obviously.

>>716526005
Fuckin' Sweep Tosho wasnt leaving my decks for a lot of reasons but i guess this is just another
golly

>>716509486
>3
>Goldship kicks your seat the entire flight

>>716525858
For me, it's Takeoff Plane

>>716525639
I've played FM for years, but honestly, FM's gameplay feels even more like on autopilot than Uma.

>>716523950
Yeah the rules have been changed to reward power in part because China kept cheating and sending super young girls to compete. Wish we could find a middle ground

>>716525346
>has less losses
>was an asshole his whole life
>was "purchased" for the price of a 1988 ford pickup
He can't even come close to Haru's majesty

Will they ever add new 1 and 2 star umas?

Personally I have more than one inch of love to give if you know what I mean

Is it legal to Mayano Top Gun?

>>716526345
Twin Turbo is a 1 star and Matikanetannhauser is a 2 star iirc so yes

>>716509486
1 is the safest option, but also the most boring.
9 and 8 has you flanked from all sides, you're more likely to die in your sleep there than in 3.
5 has two umas that will talk your ear off but rice and urara will shut up if you tell them to, so im probably gonna go with that

>>716526525
I'm glad Mambo is accessible

>>716526345
Yes, but not many. JP currently has one 1* and four 2* added post-release.

>>716525025
It is a story of gaining the same amount of respect as horses that run medium and long races. Most of the prestigious races are long and medium which she can't run so she is fighting an uphill battle trying to get Uma of the year through brute force.

>>716526270
Yeah, but Haru has a win post retirement with other race horces. Only win(s) Zippy has are gimmicks.
And him being an asshole was part of a charm. Not every horse drinks a beer with doritos.

>Despite how he acts in the game, IRL TM Opera O is a tame horse.
>After he retired, he was being attacked by haters. His hairs were cut and rocks were thrown at him, but he never got angry. (It was the reason why he was no longer on public display until he passed away.)
Why are sports fans the most savage degenerates on the planet?

>>716509486
You better believe I'm zooming to 6

>>716525025
nice bbfs

Which uma has the best tummy?
Asking for a friend

>Play King Halo’s career
>Clear her career
>Somehow win Arima Kinen too
Very good run, I’m kinda miffed it was without her main outfit though. Can’t wait for tomorrow.

>>716526701
Mix unpredictable results with high stakes betting and you turn people who are already desperate into rabid fanatics

What did I do wrong this time?

>>716526701
There should be a subplot somewhere discussing how hooliganism surrounding umamusume racing nearly toppled an empire

>>716526682
That only win Haru has was also a gimmick race. If I've undestood correctly it was some kind of a time trial with only one horse on the "track" at a time.

>>716526867
Less Stamina, more power. End and Late need power to over take other Umas and are less depednant on Stamina because they are holding back for most of the race.

>>716526847
All tomboy horse especially Vodka

Why has no one ever mentioned/posted this cutie?

>"this art style seems familiar..."
>it's the same guy who drew all those "cool annoyed girl turns into a dere dere wife" pics

>Hulks out to stomp some random OP race
>Has somehow lost about 100 points in every stat by the time the Classics roll around and becomes a jobber
What the fuck is her deal? Did she run out of roids or something?

I can't fucking win with rice shower. FUCK long tracks.

Which uma is the softest?
Asking for myself

>>716526847
these 8 horses

>>716526847

I feel bad for mob umas
>Just as cute as the playable umas, just using default parts
>Funny names
>Most of the time are feeling sad on race day
>Just destined to lose and be cannon fodder for the important umas.

Whenever I get a race where a mob manages to win I always watch the concert so she gets her time in the limelight

>>716527205
To be fair, mob umas sometimes defeat both players in pvp and claim infinite glory.

>>716527191
>gorilladonna

>>716527191
King... go easy on the midnight snacks...

>>716526878
If you didn't win the URA then I guess low wit. What's the point in having all of those skills if your wit isn't high enough for them to activate? But your stamina is pretty nice. Might be bad luck.

Still mixed on Biwa’s voice, but she has a cute singing voice at least.

chat are we rolling for curren?

cute

>>716528027
shes a better sprinter than bakushin, but nothing remarkable. personally im gonna keep saving for smart falcon so i have a viable dirt horse

>>716528027
Saving for Hishi amazon myself

well, I'd put onaholes in them...

>>716525153
You've never had a digivice, tamagotchi, or neopets digital toy? Never played monster rancher or the chao garden? The gameplay is the raising of the pet, the reward is the result of the race/fight, wich is the outcome of your choices.

>>716525153
I dont want anything more than this on my phone. Basically this is the perfect phone game with breeding autism for more depth.

>>716528027
Nope. As soon as the kitasan banner ends, I will do ONE 10 pull per banner, and otherwise save for Hishi Akebono.

>>716508724
Lucky for you as that card will become the staple borrow card after Gutsification

>>716509486
At least make it challenging you future glue factory occupant

How do you guys feel about delinquent umas?

>>716516832
post deck

>>716528932
why do retards always feel the need to insert politics in everything? were you slammed against the pavement as a child or something?

>>716528942
Built for rehabilitation through marriage, belly rubs, and procreation

>>716528942

>>716528932
For me it's 5

>>716528932
I will still take my window seat.
Also, the Ayatollah and I have some important matters to discuss. Teio will be advising me.

>>716529042
No I fell on my own onto the pavement

>>716529115
horrible off model garbage
"artists" like this will be the first to be replaced by AI

>>716529028
I just picked random shit, I wanted to go 3INT / 3SPD, but I didn't have any more int cards. It's really not that difficult since you never have to rest.

>>716529042
6 doesn't have anything political, you can always choose that. But will you? That's the question...

>>716528932
>BPD chick and crazy nutjob rapper
Number 5 would be hilarious

I want carats please

>>716529170
Fine here's your on model Belno

>>716509486
8
window aisle and I WILL stun tachyon with plane autism trivia

>>716529318
You just got 3000 yesterday you addict

>>716527128
This is a travesty! Clearly we need better doping testing in uma racing.

>>716528932
3 so i can die as quickly as possible

>>716528932
Still 9

>>716529441
Cygames owes me carrots

>>716528932
If you hadn't covered up Gold Ship with that famous Arab terrorist Samir al-Hayeed I would have chosen 2

>>716529484
They let Tachyon run, I don't think they do tests

>>716529580
GO TO THE STORE AND BUY SOME THEN

>>716514754
>>716516794
<3

>>716525639
Feel like there'd be more overlap between this and people who play roguelikes

>ginger
>tummy
>keeps asking to go on dates
I love her

>>716530041
>Downsides
Her father is Tom Cruise

my first ever Finals win, feels good bros

Why doesn't ASS wonder uses her naginata on the enemies?

>>716509486
8, it's not even a debate

>>716530310
good job, anon

>>716530161
Just means she eugenics gave her good OT levels

>>716530041
Is this animorphs?

>>716530065
I want CB to obliterate my C and B

>>716530041
What did she think of Top Gun: Maverick?

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1949232065746251933?t=8Cde-dHVrAN4xsacM1Fgag&s=19
Uma Musume is like a grandma that spoils the fuck out of you bu baking cookies for you every time you visit her

>>716524785
I really enjoyed King Halo storyline

Is the new uma worth pulling for or should I keep trying to uncap kitasan black or just save for someone else.

>>716530562
Make your own decisions buddy, kita brack was the last tutorial

imagine the smell

>>716525639
idk but ive played a lot of trainer h-games and im liking this.

>>716530516
cute

>>716530310
Good job
Looks like you're set whenever you're racing in fall on a track length divisible by 400, not favorited very highly, on the outer post and everyone else is running as end closer dude

>>716530710
do umas smell like horses or human women

>>716530931
Human women because they use human showers

>>716530835
Just use bluetooth dumb umas

>>716509596
watch the anime and decide

oguri cap if you are an architect because she canonically eats until she looks pregnant

>>716509486
8
imagine the smell

>>716529824

Finally did it.

>>716520203
nape sex

>>716531007
Imagine if bluetooth doesn't exist in Umaworld.
>>716531021
What "position" did she end up in the race?

>>716509486
6 so I can discuss with my bros which uma does the sloppiest bj

>>716531021

>>716531097

>>716525153
Have you tried actually being good at the game and making a good horse
>RNG already determined the outcome the moment you hit start
You keep pressing the wrong buttons so that can't be true.

>>716529115
How does the mask stay on

These gigantic heads stuck on a tiny body looks so bizarre
I thought my game was bugged when this thing showed up

>playing akinator to see if he can guess my uma
>is your character real?
Yes?

>>716531342

>>716531492
No and he'll ask "is the character based on a real thing"

>>716531492
See if he gets the horse.

>>716509486
8.

Either pretend to be asleep and listen to hijinks. Or actively assist Tachyon with annoying MC all flight, in exchange for drugs/horse exorcist possession.

>>716528471
Not a single one.

>>716525463
See now I can understand betting. You are testing your knowledge or your skills and adding stakes to the outcome. But gambling? Literal slot machines? You're just wasting your money. The game is rigged. The only way to win is not to play.

>>716531517
made for it

>>716531021
>>716531292
for me, it's Antagonist

>>716531659
Mood up
Stamina increased by 15
New condition!: Slacker

>>716530310
Congrats, anon.
Focus on them yellow skills, and maybe more recovery/stamina next time.

Rember— career mode adds 400 in stats to everything. So you have to account for that if you want your grandmom to dominate in pvp.

I love Scarlet's HUGE fang.

>>716531968
I love Scarlet's HUGE smile

I prefer Vodka's.

>>716531840
stop standing up your trainer you fat cow

>>716531292
is that her clit size

>>716531968
I love Scarlet's HUGE hair.

uhhhhh

>>716532067
Vodka's what? Drink?

I SAY NUMBER
YOU SAY ONE
NUMBER

hate /vg/ image spammers

>>716532159
what if she's the director's trainer

>>716532159
Green human

>>716532149
>ear accessory on the right side

>>716532220
ONE

>>716532314
Stop it I'm an adult, I don't need to be babied, I don't want to play goo goo babies

>log in
>immediately request https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DvHWyojJiA

>>716532717
Some of the songs are bangers.
Can't wait for this to drop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj9PxkNERAY

>>716532717
Not sure if I like the dialogue bits in the long version but otherwise this one's a really fun song.

>Train late surger, need to place 1st in race
>caught in traffic, 2nd place, clock
>caught in traffic, *4th place*, clock
>fuck it, put her in front, even if its late and she had the wits and skills and everything
>Torch the fuck out of everyone by several lengths
retarded

>>716525153
it's just a risk management pet raising game

my fucking heart

>>716533060
That's the easy way out, do the career again for 3 more tries

>>716528027
saving for manhattan cafe so no

>>716533149
Nice

>>716533060
In my experience you really want to have the skills that mitigate boxing for late surgers. I much prefer later surger to front runner. I think the latter is super boring.

>>716533284
Nature

>>716533334
desu

Is Oguri immune to slow metabolism? I don't have her

>>716533473
no, she has multiple bad events that cause it

>>716533473
yes

>>716533530
Soulless game

>>716507529 (OP)
are horses just bigger dogs?

>>716533790
You're thinking of cows

I finished season 2 of the anime. Should I move onto season 3 or the OVAs?

i just don't know what to do with her

>>716528932
This is hard.
But I take learning Italian from Mussolini, and making Meishou uncomfortable for 500, Alex.

AHHHH HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO TRAIN KING GAYLO HAS A SPRINTER WHEN ALL OF HER RACES AREN'T SPRINTS
AHHHHHHHHHH

>>716533963
I'm not able to give rice shower advice, so I'm just gonna wish you luck

>>716533874
season 3 sucks, not as bad as season 1 (or worse, depends on your taste) but a huge step down from season 2
road to the top OVAs, then the movie, then cinderella gray

>>716533963
what about training her properly

>>716534094
Check your legacies for the ones that raise her other aptitudes, that should help with the other races even if you only take sprinter skills

>>716534178
actual fucked up family

>>716533963
Spring Tenno Sho is a 3000m with a huge uphill. Rice needing a 1st place means she can't run out of stamina, which if she does you're guaranteed to blow every stopwatch with no chance to win
I believe it's 600 stamina without any blue skills, no idea what the guts threshold is

>>716534094
inherit medium to A, speed sparks, train stamina early
after the medium gauntlet go back to speed and power, the nice thing is that the stam you build early is perfect for sprint distances afterwards

>>716534178

>>716534178
druggie horse...

>>716523880

>>716534178

>>716533963
bring a wit/spd deck and 9* stam parents. train wit > speed > stam. that works consistently for me anyway

>>716534220
>>716533963
3200m actually
The bullshit part is your McQueen rival has the 600 stamina as well as a gold and normal blue skill, meaning she has no chance of running out of steam

>takes an hour to do dailies everyday
Is there a way to speed this up because otherwise I dont see myself continuing.

>>716509486
Rollin

>>716534508
Skip all events on makes it like 20 minutes

>>716534508
>quick mode
>double skip
>pick a horse with fans as a goal after debut
congrats you finished a career in under 10 minutes

So uhh.. any nude mods for this game?

>>716533874
S3 is bad but I wont skip it. Go for the ovas (not that important imo), then movie, then Cinderella Gray

>>716534508
Skip everything possible. You can also do two campaigns back to back and then stop on the URA finals on the second campaign. Come back the next day and do the race and now you did your daily race and campaign.

>>716532379
GET A FUCKING 3* SPEED OR STAMINA SPARK BITCH

sex with gold ship

>>716532379
me in between

>>716532379
One thing

>>716534989
cute lesbians

>>716534508
one pull every five days

>See ecchi uma art on pixiv
>Next image by the same artist is advertising the nude/sex variations of it on their fanbox
>Removes the tag for the game and censors the ears as well as the naughty bits

>>716535461
devious

>>716535461
>censors the ears
LEWD

>>716535461
kek

>>716535972
>>716536207
>>716536503
It's pretty funny
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131996293

>>716536696
Ummm, I can see her Umapyussy

>>716536696
Kek, he really censored the ears

>>716536696
>weird colored hair just to be safe
lol
I was just thinking a while ago about how I wanted some Daiwa milk.
>>716536854
Clearly that's a human :)

>>716536891
neither the yakuza nor the chinese government can touch him!