Thread 717008383

Why do all good games eventually degrade into zoomerslop?

>>717008383 (OP)
>Comparing in-game screenshot to illustration
smartest /v/ user

>>717008383 (OP)
corpo minecraft is so insanely gay

>>717008701
its about measuring the sovl, not the images

>>717008903
>it’s about- le sovl xd
NPC

can anyone spoonfeed me a way to play old minecraft on an old macbook, without needing to rebuy the game since I lost access during that Microsoft migration? I like Classiccube but I need more.

>>717008383 (OP)
Is there any way to play old patches? I’ve had the itch for a while now but everytime i try to play microcosoft nuMinecraft it doesn’t feel like the game I remember playing all those years ago. The vibe is off, I don’t care for the new tracks. I played in 2011 and 2012

>>717009937
>Is there any way to play old patches?
yes but you need mods in order to use a skin due to the original skin server not existing anymore (and mojang not backporting the new one because they're faggots)

cool shit gets made. people like it. out of touch corpos see that people like it. they buy it and ruin it. repeat forever

>>717009910
ultimmc is free minecraft with modding
make sure to not download any indian virus versions of it
theres also a way to specifically use curseforge modpacks without an account, theres a youtube video on that somewhere

>>717008383 (OP)
Right should feel more soulful. It has far more vibrant colors and good composition. So why doesn't it?

>>717011192
It's too polished

>>717008701
Have you missed the latest update? The game actually looks like the right screenshot now.

>>717011192
Because the left is its own existence while the right is an extension of the left. If the right existed in a void it would, but its aesthetic will always be in comparison to the left.

>>717008383 (OP)
Because fans and old fags are taken for granted. I can't help but think of original wow art, and shit pinched out in recent years

>>717008383 (OP)
>adds femoid
>adds brownoid
you can see the sould leaving it's body

>>717008383 (OP)
Because modern devs don't want to make games-they want to make platforms. Every good game nowadays gets patchworked into a quasi-live service with battle passes, cosmetics, useless social features, and accessibility sliders for people who don't even like games. It's not even about zoomers specifically-it's about steering everything toward marketable mediocrity that offends nobody and excites no one.

>>717008559
that's not what is happening here.

>>717008383 (OP)
I always liked the flat pastel texture packs
I do however miss old jagged world gen, it added something otherworldly to the terrain

Because a megacorp buys it and rapes the corpse to death with monetization and proprietary launcher bullshit

>>717008383 (OP)
People forget that Minecraft used to be a horror game before they started catering to zoomers.

>>717008383 (OP)
just play Vintage Story

>>717015389
>tedium: the game
I'm not wasting an hour just to make a full set of armor.

>>717008383 (OP)
Its an industry wide problem that there is very little actual talent in game development.

Unless you have a really smart, dedicated group who is going to shepard their game to greatness without selling out, you're eventually going to end up wtih investors and publishers buying up any IP of value, and replacing all the people worth a fuck with blue haired troons with 4 year degrees in gamemaker studio.

Its why minecraft was stagnant, once Notch left the developers were stuck porting the game to everything microsoft wanted it on and making bedrock edition, leaving the actual game development to a bunch of interns, which is why for a decade we got like 5 blocks and 2 new mobs until relatively recently when they started doing real updates again

>>717009691
The wall of fog was such an important part of the game. It made the game more adventurous.

>>717015545
oh it takes way longer than an hour pussy

just tweak the settings to make it pussy baby easy mode like minecraft, every setting can be tweaked.

>>717015875
>pussy baby easy mode
Don't confuse convenience with being a casual.

>>717015875
you'll forgive me if I want to actually build shit

>>717009691
>indev
H O M E

>>717016912
probably took you an hour to make that, meanwhile actual skill. ..

>>717008383 (OP)
Switch 2 upgrade when

>>717015545
>an hour
lole

>>717009937
yes you can easily play every old vision of the game in the minecraft launcher. the only good thing nu mojan and microcock have ever done for minecraft.

>>717013238
>Minecraft has a battle pass
That's news to me.

Minecraft was always zoomerslop

>>717008383 (OP)
Minecraft went bad simply because they chose the cheapest improvement.
Not the improvement that went with the main interest.
>Cheap
>Add RPG mechanic, new mob, cosmetic that don't require much work
>Costly but wanted
>improving biome generation, adding atmospheric weather, adding mechanism so late game player can quickly create huge creation themselves, so they can share it on the internet and provide memetic advertising

It's the leading problem behind most franchise.
They know what players want, but they don't want or can't do the change.
Like say, Bethesda, their engine is crap, but they don't want to spend the money making something up to modern standard.

>>717008383 (OP)
Because deliberately ruining good things makes Lord Moloch happy.

>>717018118
Only zoomers think this.

>>717018943
When Minecraft came out Zoomers were the main audience

>>717017281
It's been a decade I didn't touch Minecraft
What am I looking at?
A culture that represent something built bigger?
A clever trick to fake perspective?
That's vanilla?

>>717008701
/thread
OP is retarded

>>717008383 (OP)
what is good about anti soul gas tho?

>>717008701
How do you expect him to tell the difference? He obviously doesn't play videogames.

>>717019585
Vintage story has a chisel feature so you can edit a block pixel by pixel and make it as autistically detailed as you want to

>>717015389
Man, I remember when it was the minetest faggots constantly shilling their godawful ripoff game every time the game it's ripping off gets mentioned. You fags are somehow worse.

>>717019927
>Vintage story
Thanks for giving something to search
https://www.vintagestory.at/
I don't know what's more impressive.
That copyright laws even let this mod turn into a standalone game.
Or that it seem to be incredibly sophisticated, immersive, plus its own mod scenes.

It's as if Minecraft discontinued and someone else is doing the job it should be doing.

>>717021539
>is doing the job it should be doing.
me again, after a closer look, this vintage story seems to be "uncropomising survival" even if there's certainly creative mode and co, that's a specialization that move away from what Minecraft should have done to stay relevant.

>>717015802
suck it, fogfag!

>>717015802
I thought you guys said fog was anti-soul gas

you lost the culture war unc

why are minecraft boomers so desperate to appear like some abused slave instead of just playing the version they like and sharing their builds and epic world gen screenshots? blow me. worst meme of the decade.

>>717015389
VS is what we expected minecraft to become back in the alpha/beta days.

terrain generation

>>717019048
>t. wasn't on /v/ at the time

>>717015389
This. VS is kino and the level of depth filters zoomtards.

>>717008383 (OP)
just wait for Lay of the Land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh9MejaLa9s

>>717028340
Kino quote

>>717025128
What's the origin of this picture? I always see it but I want to know the context.

>>717019879
It's called fog and it's soulfulu

>>717008492
The eternal boogeyman

>>717008383 (OP)
Minecraft is a zoomer game retard.

Being an old zoomer fucking sucks. I have to simultaneously watch libtard soilennials wokify everything and watch young zoomers and gen alpha wiggers slopify everything

>>717008383 (OP)
Minecraft is zoomercore

>>717029645
Before Minecraft had infinite procedural generation, you were constrained to a relatively small box of a world. While it was constrained in size, the world generation options were cool. You could generate a world that was nothing but floating islands, for example.
But once the world became infinite, we lost those world generation options. Notch used to browse 4chan back then, so in every thread we would beg him to restore the old worldgen options. One autistic individual would dump the same bunch of images in every thread, showing floating islands from the old indev builds. This lasted for years, long after Notch stopped working on the game, and long after he stopped browsing 4chan.

>>717008816
It w>>717008816
as already gay as fuck in 2011

>>717033712
yea but now its zoomerSLOP there is a difference

>>717008383 (OP)
>>717009691
You can still easily play these versions of minecraft

>>717011192
First it's not ingame screenshot

if shitting on numinecraft is more fun than playing beta then looks like it's not that good

Ok so which old version of minecraft has the best mod support

what is the float meme? i cant fucking remember. is it literally that it just has been spammed every minecraft thread? is that the meme cuz if so so nice

New minecraft generation is like some zoomer ai cartoon shit.. old was more realistic and mature

>>717033712
/v/ is a zoomer board, so it is easy to bait us by targeting the biggest age demographic.

>>717015389
>oh our game has no exploration
>no combat
>no story
>no endgame
>no enemy variety
>...
>but it does have crafting recipes that take you 55 hours to finish, enjoy
I have to admit though, it's genius to make a game specifically targetted towards actually autistic people

>>717035332
they cant refute this

>>717037758
Most would rather wallow in how shit isn't as good as it used to be instead of doing a bare minimum amount of effort to play and enjoy old shit

>>717011464
Are you fucking retarded, or are you just acting retarded? Because the only way the game can look like that is with a texture pack. The left still looks like the current game we have. The real problem is that Mojang decided to randomly change seeds into soulless biomes with little to no massive open mountains like the pic on left.

>>717037924
>>717037758
I always assumed that peoples complaint is that they wanted development to continue in the old direction. Am I wrong?

>>717037673
it's not even for autistic people, just pseuds who want to feel unique for playing this time wasting trash

>>717038115
Varies from one to another.
Notch used to talk about making bigger NPC towns woth proper quests and shit in them, which had positive feedback at the time but never went anywhere (aside from a few cool mods I suppose).
If that had come to fruition, /v/ would definitely hate it as much or more than the current trajectory of updates. Although I also heavily dislike the biome and mob bloat of newer updates.

>>717038376
I mean, what did he even mean by "proper quests"?
Villagers give you so much shit that it's worth maxing out their trades, fortifying their defenses, building iron/raid farms, etc.

>>717008383 (OP)
Doesn't everyone here talk about how everything has gotten less colorful over time?

>>717010824
How do you get that to play very old or very new versions?
I cannot get my ultimmc to play anything newer than 1.20 or anything older than 1.16

>>717022958
Only modern fog, because it looks like this.

>>717038376
>mob bloat
literally lol it's still so fucking empty (ironically) and needs way more mobs

>>717008383 (OP)
bloatslop

>>717035332
I have to pretend to be angry for my precious (You)s
I HATE NU MINCERAFT

>>717008383 (OP)
Home...

>>717048793
did minecraft truly die when the free browser based version went away?

>>717042539
uhh you probably need to get old java version like java 8
jre-8.0.452.9-hotspot
you could try this too https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kEhDKhOZvrovTcUVF_FsOIgm2htc76LU/view

>>717048793
That image feels like yesterday
>jeb
I quit playing around this time, I think Notch hired him for like a million dollers