Thread 717084921

How difficult would this run be?

mom made me play GTA san andreas on mute because it had too many bad words in it :(

>>717084921 (OP)
It's Skyrim. You can break it easily no matter what self imposed challenge you do.

>>717084921 (OP)
not difficult at all

>>717084921 (OP)
>jesus was not a magican
christcucks are retards of higher caliber

>>717084921 (OP)
Depends on whether or not they consider shouts magic. Also, does that restriction apply to plot, too? Because if so, the main quest is pretty much off limits.

>>717084921 (OP)
easily done with stealth archer

>>717084921 (OP)
>no use of magic means he can't do the College questline

What a fucking bastatd

>>717084921 (OP)
I was friends with a Jehovah's Witness kid and we played Runescape together. He never leveled magic and the only spell he could use was Lumbridge teleport because he thought it would be a sin.

>>717084921 (OP)
That kid went on to learn how to access the in-game console and give himself immortality. In essence, the parents' actions led to their child adopting the non-Christian value of cheating to succeed.
Think on that next time.

my brother's friends always ragged on their jew friend for eating pork in minecraft.

Fake. Potions are not magic.

>>717085249
Was Jesus summoning daedra and trapping souls in gems?

No he wasn't you fucking daedra worshiper.

>>717085157
Agreed, as long as the menus pause the game, you can do just about anything. Reddit gets mad when they see someone post content with the mod that unpauses menus

>>717085249
What's your definition of a magician?

>>717084921 (OP)
when I was a tradcath nut i did that with dark souls. refused to summon or use buffs, i got carried hard by the black knight great sword throughout the game

>>717084921 (OP)
>>717085028
>>717086598
>>717089006
>nintendo households

>>717088675
Turning blood into wine and flesh into bread are very magician esque feats to me blud.

Nothing wrong with that. I always appreciated the fact that you can play BotW as a vegetarian.

>>717088356
Potions are medicine and medicine is magic.

>>717084921 (OP)
I don't get it.
why is magic forbidden with christians?
3 literal Magy followed a wandering star to Jesus' birthplace

>>717088675
>miracles are not magic becauseee
it's the same shit

>>717088356
That's what a magician would say!

>>717089358
It's a minority point of view even among Chriatians.

>>717089006
How do you retards even come from?

Magic is not real and Jesus did not happen

If a game allows me to be non-lethal, I will ruin my entire fun to keep it non-lethal. I was butt fucked hard by Skulls in MGS V because I didn't develop any lethal weapons and only used CQC and tranq gun against enemies.

I've also played a vegetarian run in Minecraft.

>>717085517
wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84PuKDVb4WY

>>717088356
potions are spells in a bottle. spells are magic.

>>717089358
In the religion of "Christian Science", you don't take medicine.

A boy died of a cold under the care of a Christian scientist, his father then shot him 6 times, and he survived because of doctors. The jury absorbed the father.

>>717089481
>Magic: powers drawn from pagan sources or the earth
>Miracles: powers drawn from divine providence

>>717089458
At some point it became a christian meme to associate magic with the demonic. I remember there was talk about that with harry potter and DnD.
I think it was a bad idea though because realistically kids aren't going to get into demon worship because of fantasy magic in media, and some of the coolest stuff in the Bible was magical so why discourage kids using their imagination?

>>717088498
He trapped a bunch of demons in pigs and made them kill themselves one time

>>717089837
>divine providence
The bible itself confirms there are other Gods. This is just Christian propaganda to badmouth other deities.

>>717089837
Wouldn't one religion's divine providence be a pagan source to another religion?

>>717089597
Believing in a God and a afterlife where people could be with their deceased loved ones again brings them happiness, and that's all that matters.

>>717089954
>The bible itself confirms there are other Gods
There's a difference between "gods" and "God"

>>717089989
>Wouldn't one religion's divine providence be a pagan source to another religion?
That's just moral relativism, part of being a member of the faith is rejecting the idolatry of other religions.

>>717089458
Like 99% of them don't care, but the ones that do get media attention. I come from a religious family and was always shocked to hear horror stories about this stuff because nobody I knew was like that, until I met my aunt on the other side of the family who was methodist who left the room whenever anyone prayed a Hail Mary (they don't believe in it), and her husband started arguing next to someone's death bed about how Mary is an idol.
Some people are just crazy - they get attention from this and people whining about them. Most people don't have any experiences like any of this at all.

>>717090059
And then what? What are we gonna do for all the eternity? Can we fuck there at least?

>>717090168
I'm just nitpicking here, but that's more "divine relativism". Morals aren't mutually exclusive to specific religions.

>>717084921 (OP)
>an eternity in hell for *checks his notebook* using magic in skyrim. sorry pal !

>>717090316
>Morals aren't mutually exclusive to specific religions.
They quite literally are.

>>717088356
>magic potions are not magic
Dumb nord.

>>717090168
>There's a difference between "gods" and "God"
Again, propaganda. Your god is just another god; it's not the God, as much as you would like it to be.

If you were born indian, you wouldn't be singing this tune. You are just a product of your environment, the chances of you being following the "true religion" are minuscule. Your god is as valid as any other.

My Catholic parents didn't care at all about censoring what I played, but my mom did do a doubletake the first time she heard Shadow the hedgehog casually say "damn."

>>717090362
How so?

>>717090406
I'm trans btw teehee~~

>>717089565
i had a really bad moment in my life and drank the kool aid to make it better. nothing improved though, you just end up scapegoating all of your problems onto shit that isnt real while becoming more misanthropic or lonely

there is no entity who can help you, you just have to begrudgingly take it in

>>717089458
magic is witchcraft and witches get their magic from the devil.

>>717089651
based goblin succubi enjoyer.

>>717089458
it's considered great as long as it explicitly comes from God and you credit God with it

I knew a really Christian lady who hated magic and the devil, but she was really into astrology

>>717090406
>Again, propaganda. Your god is just another god; it's not the God, as much as you would like it to be.
He's God because I've dedicated my faith and life to him, I acknowledge no other therefore he his God. i know the concept of faith might be a difficult idea for you to grasp but that's the truth of the matter.

>If you were born indian, you wouldn't be singing this tune. You are just a product of your environment
>If you were born a different person, you'd have different views
Yeah no shit dumbass.

>>717084921 (OP)
>can't play using magic
>but can defend a world full of magic, with multiple character wielding magic, often to help the protagonist

I had a catholic friend who ran into our bathroom and forced himself to puke because he ate spaghetti with meat sauce and he wasn't allowed to eat meat on sundays or some shit

>>717090440
If you don't believe in God what's stopping you from raping kids, huh?
If not for God how would you hold back the urge to constantly kick puppies and set kittens on fire huh?
If not for Christ the king what would stop you from not perpetually having a dick in your moth huh?

>>717090440
Morals are essentially ethical codes set out by either an individual (such as oneself) or an authority. Religious institutes are an example of an authority which establises a moral code to abide by. These differ from faith to faith, a Jew has different views about non-believers compared to a Christian as an example.

>>717084921 (OP)
I've been banned from playing Commandos as a kid after waking up one night doing a Nazi salute

>>717088498
He had a resurrection spell as well as an infinite food trick.

>>717090883
Um, science or something?

>>717089752
>The jury absorbed the father.
Like, they became a mass of sentient flesh?

>>717088498
>>717091037
He was literally just doing the scroll dupe glitch

>>717090916
Well if we're looking specifically at an entire set of morals like they're a trading card set, then yeah they're gonna be mutually exclusive. But I was more talking about individual morals in general. Both Christianity and some motherland religion that worships the old gods could both suggest you not just go kill your neighbor just because you can. They might both ask you treat others fairly because that's just the right thing to do.

religion lol

>>717090916
>Morals are essentially ethical codes set out by either an individual (such as oneself) or an authority
Actually, moral emerge from group interactions. And individual living on their own with no other human contact doesn't need any moral, only knowledge on how to survive.

>>717091169
Of course there's going to be overlap but there's also a lot of exclusivity.

>>717091370
Morals don't just apply to interactions with other humans. An individual can establish their own moral code depending on the circumstances.

>>717089752
they absorbed him?!

>>717089458
The Magi are not magicians.
The term is archaic and means only that they are wisened men likely from a higher social strata.

>>717091864
Do the acts of wise men not look like magic to the common man?

>>717091551
>Morals don't just apply to interactions with other humans.
That's basically what they are for.

>>717084921 (OP)
Have you seen the amount they heal for? Like 5 HP at most. That's 5% of max HP in the very best case scenario, which only goes down with worse food items and more HP

is that...EDIBLE PIG IN MY GAME?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM *explodes himself in your studio*

>>717092091
There's more to this Earth than just people.

>>717092476
Yeah, but moral rules stem from the consequence of your action toward others.

>>717090740
>I acknowledge no other therefore he [sic] is God
The bible itself acknowledges the EXISTENCE of other gods. You need to study your shit, christcuck jew slave-kun.

>Yeah no shit dumbass.
In other words, you are no different than a pajeet.

>>717092646
>i know about zeus
>i can talk about zeus
>this must mean i believe zeus exists outside of peoples mind

yahweh was likely not elevated to his current position untill during the babylonian exile
however the book is compatible with this view since it doesnt give power to any mention of other dieties and so no rational contradiction exists within the religions

>>717092958
Read your book.

Exodus 7:10-12: "The magicians of Egypt also turn their staffs into serpents(...)"

best build is stealth archer anyway, you won't even need to heal

>>717092231
muslims are right about that one though, you shouldn't eat pork. it's filthy meat and way more likely to give you parasites than any other meat

Isn't it funny
they believe the fictional stories of their holy book and they think that the fictional actions happening on a video game are real

>>717093156
this isnt saying 'because of gods'. it is not that remarkable within hebrew worldview for people to be able to perform various kinds of magic. this is one of the reason jews reject the claim that 'these miracles jesus did totally prove he is correct'.
there is a story where two jews are arguing and trying to prove they are correct by performing miracles, both could perform miracles. Eventually god got tired of this and sent an angel to just tell them the answer and they told the angel to go away because the entire point of existing is to figure the answers out yourself. in judaism all the magic in the world doesnt prove shit, only reason because that is ultimately the unique thing god gave to humans. reason to figure it out ourselves.
magic is just about knowing gimmicks and tricks within the lowest plane of existence
christianity is still ultimately based on this worldview even though they try to corrupt it with all kinds of pagan metaphysics.

saying they turned their staves into snakes is like saying atheists must be right because science makes spaceships

>>717085249
You don't need to bring Jesus directly into this, his circumstance is enough to dismantle the magic=bad in Christianity.
The magi are famous people mentioned in the bible and a huge deal is made about them seeking and bringing gifts to newborn Jesus, they were extremely wise men, kings also and their kingdoms prospered as a result of their guidance, they were quite literally "the men who could do what other men couldn't"; now, magi is a latin world, it's plural of magus, magus means literally mage, they were the king-mages of old, some were named like Simon magus (Simon the mage) who is said to be able to fly and died in a fight against another magi.

I want to fuck Jesus in his hands holes

>>717085028
my mom made me return the car I hijacked from a woman and told me to apologize to her, I think I was playing the original saints row.

>>717090883
>If you don't believe in God what's stopping you from raping kids, huh?
That's not stopping jews now, is it?

>>717093642
i'm not going to read all that

>>717094082
ok, how about:
your interpretation is wrong, magic doesnt prove shit

>>717092558
"Others" includes a lot more than just people.

>>717084921 (OP)
I know this is religious ragebait but coming from an family with actual teological studies (ie: not american) I can say real religious people don't care about magic in fiction, I wore pokemon paraphernalia to church and nobody cared, hell my aunts asked me about what the deal about pokemon was and they just accepted it as a dumb "computer game"

>>717084921 (OP)
>>717085249
magic as shown in games like skyrim seems pretty harmless from a religious perspective.
your character is in some sort of medieval themed truman show type of simulated reality, where an outside force grants you the ability to shoot fire out of your hands.
you're multiple layers below true godlike power, you're like a soldier who can use a radio to call in airstrikes.

>>717092646
>The bible itself acknowledges the EXISTENCE of other gods. You need to study your shit, christcuck jew slave-kun.
You're blatantly operating in bad faith, but I expect nothing less from some fedora tipping redditor

>In other words, you are no different than a pajeet.
I am myself and always will be, that's what makes me different.

>>717094357
Magic users are literally Daedra worshippers. It isn't exactly strange that the parents don't want their child larping as a worshipper of some sort of demon.

>>717090883
the police, you r*tard...

>>717084921 (OP)
Literally nobody in my very Christian country does this, it's unique to low church Protestants form the US

>>717094474
SOME magic users are Daedra worshipers. Magic comes from Aetherius.

>>717089458
It's just retarded american puritanism at fault again. Even after more than 250 years they can't shake off that stupid protestant strain from their minds

>PS2 comes out
>parents finally agree to buy it after a while
>don't have any games except the demo disk
>borrow GTA 3 from the neighbour kid
>parents see me killing a hooker, shooting at police and burning cars
>tell me to give the game back and borrow something else
>neighbour kid gives me Max Payne 1
>parents ask me what it's about
>neighbour kid told me "you're a cop and you shoot bad guys"
>my face when I was done with the intro level

Desu I remember when some extended relatives of mine came over and they werent allowed to watch pokemon because it had evolution in it

>>717089223
He didnt do that though

>>717090883
Kek I almost thought this post was from a genuine Christian. I almost got baited lol

>>717090883
But religions want you to rape kids.
You don't need religion to develop a moral compass, just be a decent human being.
It's super simple to be a good person:
Treat others with respect or at the very least indifference.
Never physically touch ANYONE without their permission.
Never touch anyone's belongings without their permission.
Never verbally abuse anyone, banter among friends is fine.
Never lie. This doesn't mean you have to tell the truth, but rather, remain quiet or impartial.

If the world followed these rules, we wouldn't have retarded, narcissistic, egotistic fuckheads ruining the world for their fellow man and themselves.

>>717089662
Not clicking that clickbait brainrotting normieslop, but I bet 10 bucks he'll go
>there are a couple of le exceptions, like casting the ward at the start

Can anybody confirm?

>>717095109
yes, I remember that passage in the bible condoning child rape

>>717095157
>imagine hating ymfah

>>717095568
No idea who that normalfag clickbaiting sseth-copycat faggot is and I don't want to know
No I don't watch that faggot sseth either, I just know everybody's copying him now

>>717095157
He skips the ward by killing another student. Ymfah is the only challenge run channel I actually like.

>>717095262
that's why I said religions plural
the christian bible ( not the remake for modern audiences ) condones so much vile shit, you'd think it was the book of satan
hell, satanists are more sane than christians

>>717096256
>christian bible ( not the remake for modern audiences )
first of all christians (the ones with a bible at all) are the remake religion
second all the vile shit is purely up to interpretation, you can take any statement ant twist it like a twittard saying he likes pancakes so he must hate waffles
third satanists are literally roleplayers seething about mainstream culture or actual demented criminals whose opinion doesn't matter

>>717089662
>>717095739
hey guys do i fit in yet?? i freaking hate reddit!!!

>>717089458
I don’t but it gave us bible black so I’m content

what games distinguish between magic and prayer and prayer doesn't just feel like magic with another coat of paint

>>717096256
>Satanists condone killing people that annoy you too much and don't stop when asked
Lol

>>717097772
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
Path of Achra

>>717098039
"bothering" can encompass a lot more than mere annoyance
and why is killing the first thing you get from the word "destroy"?

>>717099212
What else would destroy even really imply? Beating the shit out of somebody? Jewish magic to destroy their life insidiously short of killing them? Seems psychotic to do either of those

>>717099296
Your life can be completely destroyed even if you're still alive
you don't seem very intelligent, have you ever read a book?

>>717091864
the term means Zoroastrian priest, which is the religion Jews and therefore also Christians tongue the anus of
Zoroastrianism was based and le wholesome because they freed the Jewish elite from Babylon (which in turn means Chaldeans are le evil and demonic because they dared to wage war against the Jews and abduct the Jewish elite from the promised land).
It really is just that retarded and basic, and it is important you remember this whenever one of these retards wants to talk about God with you.

>>717084921 (OP)
Very easy, just may be boring depending on the selected difficulty.

>>717095157
This is the only YouTuber that I know that doesn't do this, instead he uses the good old Bethesda jank and bugs to make through challenges.(Same thing with his Souls videos, pure kino)

>>717099990
By Jewish magic which Satanist believe in, yes. Way to read the rest of my post.

>>717085028
My mom would sing along to the songs on the radio in Vice City

>>717089651
Same for me but non-lewd instead. I will not fuck the slave girl. I will raise her like my own daughter with love and care. I will buy her all the dresses. I will tuck her into bed. I will wish her sweet dreams.

>>717100082
I am not here to defend satanists if that's the "gotcha" you're trying to go for here, you're weirdly sticking to just a single rule out of 11, do the rest seem irrational to you?
And you are completely fine with being fucked with, without the possibility of any retaliation?

>>717100712
No, the rest seem reasonable kek except the scam magic and destroying others for bothering oneself

>>717100908
>someone keeps throwing small rocks at you, nothing that causes physical harm but is major annoyance
>they follow you, doing this every single day during your commute to wherever
>noooo I must endure, can't do anything about it, otherwise I'm a jewish black magic practicioner
Just calling the cops or suing them is jewish scam magic?

>>717084921 (OP)
why are americans like this? seriously, this shit has never happened in any other country, but USA had the satanic panic, and then even ridiculous outliers like that

>>717101341
>calling the cops and suing them
No, and I don't think Christians "turning the other cheek" would consider that against their principles either.

>>717084921 (OP)
His parents were tvre Nords.

>>717101580
Rent free. Don't recall them saying America was involved.

>>717102135
they don't have to, it's obvious because it only ever happens in america
my question was why, no need to get your panties in a twist

>>717104046
Cope harder pedro

>>717089752
That kids probably getting beaten and locked away in a closet rotting right now
>Do something evil
>Claim Christianity made me do it
>Now the justice system doesn't exist apparently
Lawyers and Judges go to hell